#i dont know whete im going

[aj-living-life]

Bro as a writer I'm very aware of how people see their commonalities and can relate to characters through them whether they're alike or different and I just love how that can be the connection point for people to love media.

You got me thinking, imma see if i can think of how I relate to twst characters and just list it here:

I relate to Deuce's wish to be someone better than he is for those around him, and how hard it is to change who you are. And falling behind in school despite trying your best is something I'm all too familiar with. It's demoralizing and makes you not want to try at all in the first place.

I relate to Cater with how he and I try to present ourselves as simple happy people with special gimmicks that you can always associate us with. A gimmick helps you control how others perceive and recognize you. Of course he's not touched his desserts, he's too busy taking and posting photos to actually eat the sweets.

I relate to Trey and how he still loves and believes in his friends even when they're a nightmare. Because he knows them better than the surface level teapot tyrant others perceive.

I relate to how Jade is an observer, quietly happy to watch things go down from a safe distance away. We also both like mycology and mountains. I wonder if that's connected, we watch drama unfold and slime mold move with similar patience?

I relate to Floyd's bursts of motivation that dwindle back to avoiding the thing once it's boring. The same thing can be fun sometimes and feel like torture other times with no obvious reason for the change. Floyd gets this.

I relate to Kalim's extravertedness, his love of parties, we can be kind and friendly like puppies but it's foolish to assume we're actually all sunshine and rainbows to our cores.

I relate to Vil in how he fears change that will diminish his beauty. You get used to having pretty privilege, it's hard to let go of.

I relate to Epel simply because I grew up with rangers, and while the woods are somewhat different from an orchard, he and I can both appreciate the simple things and hold spiders in our bare hands with a smile.

I relate to Rook seeing beauty in everything. Everything is beautiful if you really look and understand it, but a lot of people either can't or don't, and it can be frustrating to be the only one who finds something pretty. So I like having Rook to relate to as he'd agree with me and go even further.

I relate to Idia's anxiety. Like I've literally got an anxiety disorder and he absolutely does too. Things others seem fine with can be terrifying, people can be terrifying, there's so much cruelty and judgement in the world. I understand wanting to hide.

I relate to how Ortho is always eager to try new experiences. This might seem contradictory to my anxiety, but I want to learn how I feel about different things so I have data to draw from when making future choices. Which now that I say it sounds very robotic and may be literally how Ortho feels.

I relate to Malleus' alienation. I'm sure many do, feeling like an outsider or otherwise "different" can happen to anyone in the right situation.

I relate to Silver a lot. First of all, I adore my family as fiercely as he does. I also have a loud best friend who hyperfixates on one man until I know everything about him without asking. And I'd be remiss not to mention that I relate to the sleep thing. I reblogged a post a while ago where I ranted about my experiences relating to Silver so I can link you that if you wanna know more. But the short of it is: I'd rather play it off as a joke too, but sleep disorder of any sort sucks.

despite twst being a "villain" game

i love it when i see how certain characters speak to certain people. like how people just relate to their struggles/personalities/etc.

there’s riddle coming to terms that not everything has to be perfect, unlearning from what he has been taught growing up that not everything has to be followed to the letter;

ace who is gungho and earnest about what he believes in and has the natural inclination to defend those he grows to genuinely care about;

deuce always striving to improve himself despite setbacks and being aware of his own shortcomings;

leona who acts like he’s given up from being cast aside his entire life and coming to terms to the fact that there are people that do look to him as a leader, as someone who’s worth something;

floyd who unapologetically just does what he wants, choosing to do things that interests him at the moment;

kalim choosing to be happy and kind always, living life everyday to the fullest knowing what he’s gone through;

jamil with the expectations and obligations to essentially "perform" and do things for others more than for himself, especially when he has the potential to shine by himself with his own abilities;

vil rejecting gender norms and restrictions, while still being confident in his own masculinity, and also wanting other people to bring out their best and truest potential even though he may be strict about it;

rook being able to pick out so meticulously the beauty in everything and everyone whenever no one else is able to;

idia with his introverted yet very passionate energy towards things he cares about;

silver with his love and dedication for those he considers his family;

malleus with his loneliness and bringing out his genuine self with someone he's able to consider a friend;

i know some of these sound pretty surface-level but these are the ones that just came to mind at the moment, these are not my full-on thoughts on each of them

my point overall is i just really love seeing when there’s a character that REALLY speaks to someone that doesn’t particularly speak to me because it gives me a whole new perspective on characters i initially didn’t care about or didn’t like and makes me appreciate them more

also it just shows how how these characters are different enough in that sense so that there are characters for everyone to love and relate to 🥺💕

i could gush more about relationship dynamics as well but this is getting long enough hfdsfjsljlks anyways i would love to see others’ own takes and why a particular character(s) relates to them or why they just like them in general 👉👈 i want to spread some good vibes 💖 but anyways idk these are just my thoughts 🤧

[playingonedchess]

i dont have any emotions. except being like annoyed that doesnt count. and bored. i feel bored and annoyed. thats my whole life theres nothing else. im bored with my life and annoyed at how rubbish i am. im boring and annoying. thats all i am in the world all there is to see and all anyone ever thinks of me. i appear as a person simply as bored and annoyed and boring and annoying and theres nothing else. its for the best anything else is too much effort and too embarrassing i coildnt do it. the more people are bored and annoyed by me and dismiss and ignore me the better its easier theres no effort and this way i dont care cause theres nothing there its all blank and nonexistent and meaningless so theres nothing to notice or even have an opinion on and its all no one nothing blank rubbish what was i even talking about

[mi-dulce-nina]

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[critterchitters-closedcaptions]

sorry to vent on main but like.

does it. even count as assault if he was so kind and friendly and loving and cuddly before because he liked me and i went along with it until i Couldnt anymore or did i get him in trouble for nk good reason

why has he been on my mind nonstop.

i want him dead but i dont reallh want him to die. i want him to live a long and forgiving and wonderful life and to forget that i ever existed and do what i cant and forgive and thrive and love. but i never want to see him again.

i dont know who i can even talk to about it all because its such an awful thing to experience, but what if it *wasnt* that awful thing and im just an awful girl with awful motives and an awful personality who wanted to see an innocent man get hurt. am i evil?

[deadduvznap]

rory keaner “ accidentally “ sending m! reader a video of him touching himself while whimpering 😓

YOURE RIGHT HE WOULD ANON I LOVE HOW SMART YOU ARE !!!! im gonna go with they use modern technology cus i dont wanna have to deal w mental gymnastics of the 2011s because i was still young then but hed probably set the camera up to whete it looks like he "didnt know" it was on and its from like a 45 degree angle where you can see his dick wnd his face in frame too and as the video starts hes hand down his pants head thrown back and you can see hes wearing some band tee and a pair a shorts for pjs and his shorts rode up so you can see the side of his thigh hes pasty white like a dare i say vampire? and hie mouth ie open and hes making little noises and he grips his pillow with his other hand and he pulls his shorts and pants down to below his knees and his breathing is shaky and hes so sensitive he wraps his hand around the base of his dick and he strokes his hand up and he lets out a loud whimper and grips the pillow harder and his eyes flicker to the camera and he puts thr collar of his shirt in his mouth and he thumps his head on the wall and he moves his hand back down again and then back up and back down and he keeps doing it over and over hes drooling all over his shirt and the pillow is almost ripping by how hard hes gripping it and pulling it and his arm kinda hurts from how hard hes going but he cant stop he cant atop whimpering and moaning and he starts moaning your name too it sounds like it slips out on accident but hes doing it on purpose and he knows itll do something to you and when he gets close he uses both of his hands and he fucks his tip and the bed is kind of shaking and his phone is wobbling about to fall over and when he cums he cums HARD his cum is all over his hands and his lower tummy and his head is back against the wall and he drops his shirt collar out of his mouth and hes breathing heavy and he cleans up with some random shirt and picks uo the phone and he has a cute smile laughs and turns off the video and he "accidentally" sends jt to you and he doesnt crop out the end so you see him smile and look at the camera

[quillkiller]

do youuuuu…… can youuuuu…………. speak about rhaenicent…..??? pretty please <3333

oh god. you have no idea what you’ve asked for. they make me absolutely sick in the head. sick to my stomach. like im close to hyperventilating whenever a new episode drops…

like obviously im a rhaenicent girlie down to the bone but honestly ?? i genuinely see them as the unrequited trope. alicent being my repressed lesbian princess angel who’s in love with her childhood best friend who’s just so painfully heterosexual. yes, sadly rhaenyra gives me heterosexual vibes…:/ (however lets talk about the tension between rhaenyra and mysaria in the last episode.. i was going insane jumping up and down. so now i have to reevalute if rhaenyra is actually heterosexual to me or if she’s just not. in love. with alicent. violently throwing up at the thought like imagine you’re in unrequited in love with your childhood best friend but shes straight so whatever what can you do <- what she does is slut shame out of pure jealousy<3. but then shes NOT straight and she STILL doesn’t want you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lets all kill ourselves.)

something i also think about a lot is the scene in season one where alicient grabs the knife and attacks rhaenyra and yells ”WHERE IS DUTY, WHERE IS SACRIFICE? IT’S TRAMPLED UNDER YOUR PRETTY FOOT AGAIN,” <- pretty being keyword. alicent didn’t have to call her pretty but it slips out and they haven’t touched physically in years and there’s so much yearning and desire and resentment and hatred between them and alicent still calls her pretty. and maybe it’s supposed to be in a condescending way, it’s up to anyone to make their own reading of that, but to me it didn’t sound or land as an insult at all. it sounded impulsive and desperate and as if it just slipped out after alicent touched her again for the first time in years. just so much pent up internalized desire and resentment for her childhood companion :/ it also makes me think of the quote ’i confuse instinct for desire— isn’t bite also touch?’ by natalie diaz. makes me absolutely sick in the head

i genuinely, personally, can’t see alicent as anything other than a deeply repressed lesbian and like it doesn’t matter to me that she’s sleeping with crispy cole. to be honest it only helps my argument…. like rhaenyra lost her virginity to him and alicent is sleeping with him in the same sleeping quarters whete rhaenyra slept with him ??? thats genuinely SO interesting to me. i think both alicent and crispy are so deeply obsessed with rhaenyra and are projecting that onto each other. like rhaenyra will always be present whenever they’re together there’s just no way around that. i’d argue that they’re only attracted to each other because of rhaenyra. i had an argument about this a few weeks ago where someone said they dont think alicent is in love with rhaenyra / thinks shes in love with cole / thinks she loved viserys. like. alicent has genuinely only ever loved one single person (except her children but that’s different) and she only ever had one single meaningful relationship and that was with rhaenyra. like bruh be serious… how do you witness alicent having one single meaningful relationship throughout the series and go ’i actually think she loved viserys’. the homoerotic context is right there. but yeah heterosexual people couldnt pick up on queer subtext even if it hit them right in the face

however. i will say. i wouldve actually liked to see alicent sleeping with women/taking a woman as a lover this season and was sort of hoping for it :/ i would’ve liked it confirmed…. but yeah that’s wishful thinking and i doubt that’s going to happen :/ and besides. with how alicent actively denies herself pleasure i don’t think she ever would

anyway. i hate to say it. but i don’t think rhaenyra is in love with alicent. i know a lot of people think she is/read into it as if she is and like this is just me talking about how i personally see them. rhaenyra, to me, doesn’t read as having romantic feelings for alicent and it KILLS ME !!!!!!!!! because i WANT HER TO!!!!!!!! and it hurts SO MUCH !!!!!!!! and i WANT THEM TO KISS!!!!!!!!!!! but yeah. absolutely miserable. there’s just this, to me, disconnect between rhaenyra and her feelings for alicent. it doesn’t pain her in the same way it pains alicent. alicent genuinely can’t think clearly because of her attachment to rhaenyra, whereas rhaenyra can and always could. the codependancy was one-sided <- im going to Throw Up

that’s not to say rhaenyra didn’t love alicent, and maybe she still does. i absolutely think she holds love for alicent and deeply misses her…. i just don’t necessarily see it as romantic from her pov. :(

anyway. this is my phone bg:

[obitv]

idk if all the questions would work but mary unwitnessprotection for the ask game too

First impression: ooo what if thete was a Guy..... whatif.....

Impression now: im putting her on a pedestal and shining spotlights on her LOOK AT MY GUYS. LOOK AT THEM ARENT THEY SO COOL

Favorite moment: out of what ive posted? her still choosing to hug william after he goes intangible. she coudlve freaked out and told everyone immediately but she didnt because she loves him and trusts him!!!! thats her fucking best friend!!!!

Idea for a story: one that i havent brought up at All.... hmm. upp reunion totally. itd be a mess but its so important to me. esp since will literally disappeared for TWO YEARS and presumably hasnt talked to them since (well i think he has i think the voicemail intro was to them not his parents but THATS something else)

Unpopular opinion: this is my oc. everything i say is popular because its fact

Favorite relationship: obvi her and william... i think her and abby are very fun too but since william is the actual canon character i try to focus on him. theyre best friends and they love eachother and they know eachother so well... they definitely miss eachother a ton after will leaves but dont talk anywhere near as often as they should and after all the spirit world and overlord stuff its just. not feasible for him to even try reach out. and she has no way of finding his new number or anything about where he is. whete am i even going with this LISTEN THEYRE BEST FRIENDS OK !!! william got his habit of stealing peoples clothes from her they used to practically share wardrobes

Favorite headcanon: everything i say is canon but actually my noncanon transfem william hc is that shes the one who gave him his first ever makeup kit <3 he still keeps everything in the box she gave him

[piviani]

runextgg members prediction [2/3]

( disclaimer: please do remember to take my readings with a grain of salt. i am in no way a professional tarot reader and all of this are alleged and is for entertainment purposes only. )

[ part one of the reading ]

third member

six of swords in reverse - page of cups - the lovers

the lovers.. this member might be in tune with herself. very open and authentic with herself. not afraid to show vulnerability? she brings balance to the crowd! could be either an air or a water sign.. (but honestly its just between gemini or a water sign) but for now though the side of her where shes in tune with herself might be having bruises or some sort because of an issue that happened recently..? suddenly she cant be as open as she was. with the 6 of swords in reverse you can see she may have been carrying a burden for awhile. i think its ending now though as its in reverse! a journey of transition. thats what i can see! this person may have tendency to clash with the people that may classified as someone who has “authority”. rebellious or some sort..? while this may be happening, i can definitely see shes very like what i explained in the first sentence. always looks for something different while also focusing on her original goal.

fourth member

wheel of fortune - two of cups - page of pentacles

wheel of fortune—imagine my shocked the second i saw what i pulled.. this card is considered to hold a title of high symbolic meaning, which often descripts fate and luck. so therefore im setting it as this member was set to debut in the first place? watchers or belift may have already formed a watch on her. a fixed sign and is seen to have went alot of obstacles within and out. as 2oC shown, this person has a very friendly personality and are usually friends with everybody. not pushovers and is feminine. shes either a fixed or a venusian! with the PoP though she seems ambitious and has an eye for stability. she seems consistent too, and this could mean either in two ways: within the show or within herself. but it could also mean both sides! you can see with the visual of the card itself, she’s really putting alot of work on this.

note: idk whete im going or where this is going to be honest 😅 i dont think i know them quite well enough now

reading done in august 9, 2023.

[vampacidic]

ITS LEO hiii sage. using anon bc i dont want my main to be on here u know how it is. sleepover saturday real..... can i make u pick an aoi twin. also grabby hands thoughts on my special guys... mao ibaba tori ... ALSO whos your most brainrotting oc . u can answer all or none of these go wild

yes yes i getcha leo... i acfually have a couple friends named leo so i was like. Which one for a good second... anyway

ohh an aoi twin.... if i had to pick one my favorite is hinata :) it's the older sibling guilt lol... not that i dislike yuta. yuta is also my little guy. but there's something so..... grabby hands about hinata's. i wouldn't say asshole-ry but the way he's so adamant that he knows yuta that he refuses to acknowledge any change in yuta... echoes a lot of problems i have. im excited to see when he realizes that 'protecting' yuta has only been hurting her in the long run... ultimately damaging their relationship. etc. i love guys who are lost in the past

admittedly i don't know much about either ibara or tori... i never watched/read kiseki series lol. i know a speed run of ibara but i wouldn't say i uh. Know her. if you get what i mean... i think she's silly though. definitely a guy i'd pick up by the scruff of the neck if i ever dig in. tori was also a character i wasn't particularly interested in so i never dug in... i remember during my twitter days thinking her fans were annoying. which to be fair i was right but that was less because of tori himself and more Twitter.

mao however? my silly guy. im a big mixed jp/south asian mao enjoyer. which relates not at all to his character but i just can't see him as pale. i see his canon art and go Whete is his pigment. i love his character... his self sacrificing nature. also he's a fuckin LOSER. he's a younger brother 2 me. he is so special. the meow meow est. funny to me that he's the 'normal' guy of trickstar yet also the most popular... i don't talk about him a lot but he's very special to me. one of the first guys i latched onto... i think i cried over him more than once. his cringe tboy gnc swag seduced me

ok on the oc note. this one took me a while bc all my oc art is old LOL but my most specialest little meow meow is maisie

this is recent ^ ANYWAY i made her in freshman year chem so she’s been here for a few years… she’s a vampire lol. and a very transparent self insert LMAO she has a girlfriend luna :] (pictured above). i have an entire story for them lol but i need to sit and write it some time… basically maisie is a sad little bitch who lives alone in the woods and despite the happy demeanour she has Guilt surrounding the fact she’s feeding off her friends (human. who also have designs and are important 2 plot but i can’t be assed to remember their names). until she wanders across a lost wolf and is like ohhh. friend ? and it turns out it’s a werewolf lol. and it’s luna. and luna has amnesia or smthn idfk but what’s important is that they’re in lesbians andn it’s about fuckign. allowing yourself to be close 2 ppl again. i have other ocs lol (honeydew is a slime girl and she has a wife named valkyrie. valkyrie has touch sensitivities and thus they can never hold hands….. and they’re going 2 be short comics :] they’re just silly. no deep plot there. i have june who’s important in luna + maisie universe and she has a design i enjoy drawing. and there’s bea who’s a cow girl. not like a lasso and rides horses. like she has hooves) but maisie is my most beloved little fella who i project every problem onto

[aurorathedragon45]

i dont even know whete my alterhumanity comes from.

it just is

however, when i go to get tested for autism, if i get diagnosed with it im blaming my alterhumanity on that :3

for mow tho, it just IS

Reasons someone may identify as alterhuman/otherkin:

They believe they are spiritually anchored to their 'kintype

They believe they have been reincarnated and were their 'kintype in a past life

They feel like they are a part of their 'kintype in a familial way

They feel as if part of their soul is their 'kintype

They have been dehumanized in the past and now their 'kintype has attached to their identity

They have non-human system members/headmates

Their neurodivergence causes them to associate themselves with their 'kintype

They experience clinical lycanthropy

They find peace when they ID as their 'kintype

All of these are valid and important parts of our community. Spiritual and psychological alterhumans are important and the reasons for your identity as alterhuman are often complex! They are equally welcome here. :)

[kawaiicherryblossomperfection]

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[syrenofthewest]

Switching it up this time: out of context quotes from my family, aka me, my dad, & my 2 brothers

"Oh look! its glow in the dark rope for when you kidnapp someone and tie them up, and you dont wanna lose them in the woods at night"

"I don't know you, i am not associated with you"

"Is soup a savory smoothie? Or is a smoothie a sweet soup?"

"Soup is hot, smoothies are cold"

"There are cold soups" (this was the walmart cashier that said this, i hope he's doing great)

"Whats red and bad for your teeth?"

"Blood! Human organs! We can't digest it"

".......a brick"

"Can i borrow your skeleton?"

"You are a hooligan, you know"

"Yeah? So are you, this is a hooligan household"

"Get up you fluff-a-muffin!"

*gesturing with a nerf pistol* "ok who needs to get shot" *points at him* "aight bet" *immediately shoots himself*

*various gorilla grunting noises*

"I hope the Panda Express Oracle is right"

"I want to face plant in a patch of grass and get sunburned in under 10 minutes"

"Wow imagine that, not having an abysmally low blood sugar does wonders for your attitude"

"I was murdered once. I want to go back to that day"

"Fifty shades of nothing! Its just white"

"They never respected me!" "Yeah I'm well aware of that ehehe"

*anytime we're turning on a light in the bedroom* "flashbang"

"Hit him please" *picks up chair* *terrified screaming*

"STOP STEALING MY CUP! THERE ARE 18 CUPS IN THIS HOUSE BETWEEN ALL OF YOU, I HAVE 1! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME"

"If I wasn't religious, I'd be a drinking man" (this was my very mormon dad lol

"Shenanigus shenanigans"

"NOOOO! HE GAVE ME AN EGG"

"Im already pyschologically tortured, i have a daughter" (also my dad lol)

"Im very chuckable, ok"

*in the calmest voice* "i am in hysterics"

"I am on hallucinogenics"

"We were critiquing brick"

"Eeeeeeeegg macarena!"

"Im gonna take off my shirt......and beat you with it....."

"I think my blueberry went to the backrooms"

"hey when you get the chance-" "commit arson?" ".......imma say wait on that"

"Stop fondling my apple!!"

"I'll just remove your spine, that'll fix everything!" (Lil bro to me)

"Have you washed your hands? We don't know whete you've been!"

"You're a spicy marshmallow" (also little bro to me)

"Please do not slam anyone into the walls" "but murder!" "The walls cant take it!"

"Do you want a son-in-law?! Then SHUT UP AND BE PATIENT" (me to dad)

"So my birthday is coming up..." "do you want drugs?" "......actually yeah"

"I was trying to think of what drugs i wanted, thats why i wasn't paying attention"

"Nooooo no no nope! I am not getting roped into this, I have dignity!" "You do?"

"Ohhhhhhhh no..." "did you just drop mayonaise in my hat!?"

"We can't be having mid week crises on Tuesday, we have to wait till Wednesday" (middle bro)

"You can't bring a cat home!" "But they're so fluffy!" "We already have you! We dont need another stray cat in the house!" (Dad, me, and lil bro respectively)

"EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLIPPER!" *sound of slipper being chucked across the room* "Ow! You just asian mother-d me!"

"Ok, I'm gonna try to nutshell this, not coconut shell" (dad)

[2loady]

can't relate to those posts that are like did you have friends in middle/high school, because no. i didn't.

[12-dooley]

nobody:

me at 11pm: obsessively googling chronic pain

[goddamnfight]

I feel very like... idk how to explain it.

[arcwrath]

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