#i dont even know but anyway lasagna

[boringwomanwithabook]

presented without comment from the blogger

[pickled-flowers]

Every time I go to a party I'm reminded that it's not that I can't interact with people, it's just not a desire I have :(

[thisisasupergoodidea]

sooooooo… middle of the year writing update…

im still chipping away at my plot outlines. multiple. i started working on one WIP and then got stuck and jumped to another and then got bored and jumped to a third. and then i figured some good shit out for the first one so i went back. now im just roaming around the ideascape as i please

its not terribly efficient, but nothing i do is. its been fun, at least. i really would like to talk about how much i have written, but i feel like its pointless at this moment bc nothing is exactly set in stone yet

oh and ive also been trying to get back into my poems as well. when my brain needs a puzzle of a different flavor. the eventual plan is to make a little horror themed poetry zine or something. maybe even just for myself, not to sell. u dont know how much i need something i wrote to be in a form that i can hold in my hands. with pages and ink

anyway. the WIPs remain WIPs

[rzyraffek]

OH OH REQUEST IDEA....TAKING SLASHERS HOME TO MEET YOUR PARENTS BECAUSE THATS LIKW SUPER SMART

Billy Micheal and Jason are the only ones i care about but you can add whoever

Omg hi!! Thanks for request!

They/them, sfw and request open

Slashers meeting s/o perents

Billy Lenz

Why would you do that

No fr why would anyone think this was good idea

Guy cant say a sentence without swear words or weird sex jokes😭

But fr billy will be so nervous!! Lil baby doesn't know how to behave!

S/o has to give him tutorial how to act like normal human and not 3rats in trench coat

Perents will be... alarmed to say the least... like really?? You could pick anyone but you picked oversized goblin?? Wow s/o

If s/o has younger siblings, he will bite them btw

Usually perents want to have grandchildren but oh god oh no not with this guy please s/o think about it!!

Billy vibes tbh he likes s/o perents they goofy. He also ate raw pasta. All of it

He told s/o dad that he wants lego for chrismas btw

Micheal Myers

How much you drank to think thats a good idea

Soo you telling me you bf is a serial killer?

At least he won't say anything rude, and s/o perents are too intimidated to say something rude about him🥰peace

Micheal just stares really, hes harmless for now

Yes s/o mom will call them to make sure that they aren't kidnaped and this all stuff is acually consensual

Live laugh love dont get stabbed by Michael

Yall can't even eat a dinner together ����my guy looks like npc. Like yall just sit nicley and my homie just🧍 he doesn't even eat he just looks at yall, he totally judges their outfits

Hide your pets away he might eat them. You have pet hamster? What hamster?

Jason Voorhees

Omg homeboy is stressed! What if they don't like him:((

At first their perents were intimidated by him, but s/o's mom and him got along very fast! They are baking cookies together! Also if s/o has smol siblings or animals o my god he is bff with them instantly

Their mom and him acually got along faster than s/o with jason when they met first time!

Helps with carring heavy stuff... you bought new fridge? Call up son-in-law jason to help out (s/o mom has him named like that in contacts in phone)

Perents kinda wonder where he lives, when s/o told them that he has vintage cottage in Forest they started to think that hes rich or something

S/o perents already hope that yall get married

Asa emory

My dude bought suit for that appointment

He promised not to talk about skinning people while yall are eating dinner. He is so dreamy

Got along very well with s/o's dad, they are talking about fishing or something idk what dads are into lol

Almost fell asleep when their mom was talking

I WANTED TO WRITE " when their mom was talking about that she wants grandchildren" BUT ITS SOUNDS WAY FUNNIER THAT WAY

He was scared to eat dinner, it looked.... suspicious... he never trusted cheesy lasagna

Anyways Asa and their dad are besties now, they will go fishing next week

He cried in car after meeting "S/O IM NEVER GOING THERE AGAIN IT WAS SCARY IF I HEAR YOUR MOM SAY ANYRGING ABOUT GRANDCHILDREN AGAIN IM GOING TO DOX HER SO HARD SHE WONT EVEN HAVE OPPORTUNITY TO SEE THEM"

I didnt write any headcanons for few weeks i hope it was good or at least readable

[artdcnaldson]

hhhhiiiii cat!!! i dont wanna overwhelm you, but i just have so many fun thoughts for this au, feel free to take your time with these

we were talking about the sheer sluttiness of the moans and groans of the tennis players at wimbledon, and then i was watching djokovic playing, and oh boy is he louder than both art and pat. but it made me think another little thought....

so you've been a fan of art donaldson long before he agreed to coach you. you've been following him for years, watching him play, begging your parents to bring you to his matches when they were nearby, recording and rewatching all the matches you could. you had a pretty good collection by the time you went pro, if it wasn't a slightly strange thing to collect people might admire your devotion to it. you'd even managed to dig up some old, pixilated and shaky footage of his stanford days. those were your favorites. something about that snapback keeping his gorgeous curls contained just did something to you.

it's safe to say that he was her sexual awakening. she spent her later teen years seeking out any cute tennis players with blond curls and knee-buckling smiles. it didn't quite fulfill her, but it was enough to keep her satisfied for the time being. but on those long and lonely nights she would pull up one of his matches to keep her entertained. the day she found out he was retiring was a very sad day for her :(

but anyway, back to when she's now basically living with him. it was such a long and boring day, art was out somewhere with lily and some of her friends from school, so you had been left to your own devices. you'd done some tanning by the pool, baked a brownie for art, ordered some cute new dresses, you'd even gone so far as to clean the kitchen. you were beyond bored.

then you'd decided to make dinner for art rather than having the chef cook, you'd prepared a lasagna and popped it in the oven. as you're waiting both for the oven and for art to come home, you're lounging on the couch, scrolling mindlessly through the channels on the tv, zapping through you spot the sports channel. just as you're about to skip it to find MTV or some good reality tv, you recognize the game in front of you. it's an old match of arts, one you'd watched many times, at the australian open a few years back. it had been a favorite of yours, the way his sweat glistened and made his whole body shine, he'd had to take off his shirt during breaks and pour cold water over himself to cool down. goodness gracious, he'd looked so good that whole tournament. his grunts were more exaggerated with the heat. you'd spent your whole youth wondering and imagining whether those noises were the same he'd make in bed. you thought you'd never know and just have to imagine that they were. but now that you knew, now that you were so familiar with those same sounds every night, and every day on the practice court. oh it made it so much hotter to watch him play. its truly inevitable when your hand wedges it way into your shorts and past the line of your panties, it's basically reflex at this point.

as art is walking through the door the first thing he hears is the mix of a tennis match on the tv and the sounds of your moans. he's intrigued by what this could be he's walking in on. as he walks up behind the couch he can see himself on the tv and he can see your hand moving between your legs. he's almost tempted to just stand and observe you, let you live in your fantasy. but when you start to moan his name sweetly, he can't help but interrupt you. "ooohhh aaarrrrttttt" all drawn out and pretty as you get closer to your release, "yea, darling?". oh. you've been caught. he's thoroughly amused by how you react as if you've done something terribly wrong, like a puppy getting caught chewing shoes. you expect him to be upset and call you pathetic, but he's too caught up in how flattering this is. he just tells you to keep going as he comes around and sits next to you, "you like watching me play?", you can barely respond, so overwhelmed by his attention. "if i'd known you got off this much on watching me i would have found the old recordings for you ages ago". he peels off your shorts and panties for you, he needs to get a better look at you, takes your top off with it. he needs to see all of you, but he keeps his own clothes on. it only adds to the power he feels over you, it's intoxicating, it almost makes him dizzy to have you like this. he would feel guilty if he didn't know exactly how much you love it.

he watches you cum on your fingers as he wins the match, it's almost too perfect. but at this point you're so routined in this fantasy that you can time it perfectly. you're a blushing mess as you come down, shy and embarrassed that he'd caught you in your moment of worship. but curiosity oozes from him, he coaxes you to tell him all about your little ritual, whining in embarrassment as you admit to all your dirty fantasies about him.

if it wasn't for the timer going off the lasagna would have burnt in the oven. art can't do anything but adore you, his perfect little thing, a warm dinner and delicious dessert ready for him. you really were perfect for him.

it's so important to me that reader in this au is very wide-eyed and naive towards her relationship to art. despite that fact that she is more than willing, and it's fully consensual, he is absolutely taking advantage of a huge power imbalance. he's her idol, he's like a god to her. he's the reason she's even playing tennis professionally, if it wasn't for him she wouldn't have a career in this sport. his attention, his trust in her game and her talent, means more to her than anything else. her touching herself to his games is like a form of worship shes participated in for years. him finding this out strokes his ego like nothing else in the world, he's never felt bigger, never felt more important. all the career achievements and grand slams mean nothing compared to this. to know that your sexuality has been based in him, the only thing that can get you off is a version of him.

ARARAARARRARARARRA tihi :))) i love tennis men. i need art to have a big ego and take advantage of me tihihihi, it's so serious

-🐞

RAHHHHHHHHH <3<3<3

Something about all the tiny forms of worship you find yourself acting out while you’re with Art, the ways you willingly put yourself beneath him and show him that he’s the center of your universe.

How you let him use you whenever, however he wants. He can wake you up buried in your cunt— how your body just always seems to be wet and ready for him, perfect for him to slide into, to fuck until he’s cumming deep in that sweet, young pussy.

How you sit on his lap after you get done with the day’s practice, how you rub after sun lotion into his pink, hot skin. Like your wandering hands are canvassing every inch of his body, memorizing it. And you always end up with your hands around his dick, lotion slick and warm, pumping him slow and sweet as you whisper soft thank yous in his ear for being such a good coach.

And you’re so caught up in him, in winning. In your continued positive trajectory, that you miss the ways he’s taking advantage of that devotion. He plays up his disappointment in your losses so you work even harder to please him, so you kneel in front of him and worship him and promise that you’ll never disappoint him again. He holds his pleasure close to his chest so it feels like the sun shining on you when he says he’s proud of you, or that you’re performing well, or when he calls you his good girl.

It was never going to be fair— not when you hero worshipped him, when you formed the center of your brain around love and pleasure and pride around the idea of Art Donaldson. But what does fair matter when he’s all you want and more??

[no-stupid-questions-official]

Can yall list out spices that are commonly used in whole seed form, like not ground up? I want to google pictures of them to try to identify something.

(There's something i absolutely hate but dont know the name of, i encounter it most often in like "italian seasoned" sausage/meat, or sometimes in red sauces in premade dishes like frozen lasagna. My friend thought maybe coriander seed but she didnt have any for me to sniff test and googling it the pictures look different anyway. It's not spherical, its oblong, i think pointy at the ends, and kind of has stripes.) (I feel silly being a full adult who cooks regularly and has a visceral hatred for something i cant even name)

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[kylejsugarman]

oughhhh.....marie is awkwardly flitting around the house, trying to find something to occupy herself with so she can forget that her husband is out there trying to catch her brother-in-law and that there's a junkie/possible accomplice sleeping in her guest room when she hears a loud thump from said guest room. her hesitations about entering without hank are trumped by her concern for the nice dresser in there and she opens the door to find her new guest convulsing on the floor, still partially tangled up in the duvet (he didn't even get under the covers, she realizes). marie isn't sure if she should call 911 because what's the legality of harboring a potential criminal in ur house?? what's the houseguest etiquette for a kid who has seen and done awful things but is only a few years older than flynn?? marie's medical training (and the thought of flynn) kicks in and she kneels down to get the duvet off of him and cushion his head as the convulsions peter out and he lays there, panting. he looks like one of her patients after their third round of chemo, when the pain and fatigue really starts hitting. jesse wakes up on marie's purple throw rug, confused as hell and his head pounding; marie is right up in his face, looking at his pupils. she starts to ask "are you high", then decides against it halfway thru: "are you alright?" he mumbles something about his ID before trying to sit up and take stock of this weird-ass situation. marie gives in at this moment, her mind a cocktail of thoughts about flynn and memories of that videotape he and hank recorded in the living room earlier today. "come on, up. i think u hit ur head on the nightstand." she makes him come into the kitchen and sit on one of the barstools while she rummages around in the freezer for a bag of peas. part of her kind of wishes he'd take his shoes off inside, but part of her doesn't because she knows that he'd be weirdly apologetic about it if she told him to take them off now. it's very strange, standing awkwardly by the sink while a kid who has literally killed somebody is sitting at her counter with a bag of peas against the side of his head and that look on his face like he expects her to come across the counter and sock him. finally, marie takes a pan out of the cabinet. "do u like lasagna?" she's already going to the pantry for noodles so it doesn't really matter what his answer is, but she listens anyway. "um. yeah.....but u dont have to or anything." marie gets sauce too while she's in there. "its almost dinnertime." theres silence as she gathers the ingredients and turns on the oven to preheat, but it's not as weird as the silence before. finally he says "im sorry for getting dirt and stuff on ur sheets" and marie looks at him one more time, knowing that he won't be looking at her (like a chastised kid), and says "it washes out. let me get you a new bag of peas."

[horce-divorce]

I managed to not get sick (not even a cold) for the last 3 years even though I LIVED in a house with 2 people who got covid, and everyone else I know has been sick multiple times. I'm really, really careful.

We've been staying here for less than 6 months and I've gotten sick twice. I haven't stopped being careful. But my friend's dad? He is THE most disgusting man I've EVER met. Hands down. I don't say that lightly, he is atrocious. He constantly has pneumonia and doesn't wear a mask because "it's not covid." He sounds like gollum. He can't stand up without passing out. He is constantly saying he's FINE and NOT SICK.

He has an open wound on his foot that he doesn't take care of and he bleeds all over the floor/rugs in common areas and then LEAVES IT THERE. He bled all over a roll of TP the other day and then just... left it like that for everyone to use! No big deal!! His wife scrubbed the bathroom floor the other day on her hands and knees to get his bloodstains off of it, and the NEXT DAY he bled all over it again.

He popped his dentures out of his mouth, with food on them, and LEFT THEM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER. WITH FOOD ON THEM. FOR HOURS. The past 2 days, he's had a steak that is TWO YEARS out of date "thawing" on the counter for 10+ hours each day (it was not frozen!!!!!!). He always does this. He will leave leftover food out on the counter at room temperature ALL DAY before he eats it. And then he'll leave his leftovers on the counter knowing they have mice. (Four of the five of us have been trying desperately to get rid of the mice for months. Guess who's not helping!)

He also doesn't wash his hands. I don't mean "I've caught him doing that." I mean, he'll like, stick his whole hand in lasagna sauce and then open every door in the kitchen with that hand and just leave sticky handprints on everything like a toddler. This happens DAILY. There are FOUR other people who clean up after this man. You can clean everything in the kitchen spotless and go back in there tomorrow at 9am and he'll have fucked it up already. He dumps his old coffee cup into the sink OVER TOP OF THE CLEAN DISHES IN THE RACK. He does that OFTEN! Not just once! Like, regularly!!!

Like yes he's letting us stay here for free. The toll it takes is psychological. Truly I don't even think he notices that other people inhabit Earth with him, let alone his own house. He could not be bothered to care about anyone else if you paid him. We've told him repeatedly that we're staying here because we're disabled and thus homeless, and that we are immunocompromised, and he keeps going "oh, yeah!" And then insisting he doesn't have to change anything because it's "not covid." Like, buddy, I don't care if its covid, RSV, pneumonia, swine flu, or some yet undescribed mutation of a virus that melted out of the ice caps and flew up your nose. I DONT WANT IT!!!!!!!

Anyway I have really good reason to believe that it's either the conditions in the house and/or Pat's fault that Bel and I both keep getting sick, because we both had this shit on lock for YEARS before we came here. We cannot fucking wait to get back to the woods in no small part due to the personal space it will afford us from people

[the-real-uchiha-sasuke]

Sasuke-kun, why dont you remember the night we made Sarada? You even told me it was one of the best moment of your life. You looked at me in the eyes and said "you know my heart and i know yours". Then when we finished you asked me "what are we?" Then i replied "i guess it makes us wife and husband" and then you cried and told me to "shut up, you annoying bitch!"

How can you forget such a romantic moment??

Anyway, I made lasagna, pls come home, Sarada misses you.

Sakura stop saying my name like that it grates on my nerves. Also, what are you even talking about? Your make believe romance has gone too far. I have no reason to love you, and can see no reason for why you should love me. Please get help.

[themombehindthesmile]

Sometimes the smile is not fake.

I've been trying my hardest to get myself to bed on time and up during the day but sadly, going on 2 years... It seems to get worse. As my partner for 20 years always says, "how can I be the most lazy busiest person".

Another day I couldn't get up in time to take the kids to school on my own. So thankful our uncle shows up even when we don't call for help. I don't know what we would do without him.

Usually I feel bad about it all but he has been patient with me instead of constantly putting me down. I slowly got up, picked up my middle child at 2:30p. Then the 2nd at 3:30p. I thought we were headed up to get them all ready to go to our eldest's presentation at the high school. My partner was not feeling well so just took 3 and 4 with me.

The presentation went well. I wish communication was better. I didnt realize it was such a big thing. I would've dressed better. I wouldve helped edit a bit more things. Took photos, had them practice more. I feel like I'm not present. Ever.

We then ran off to Walmart. Realized we barely have any money, didnt even get half the things we went for..........

I got home. My partner's boss was there to take back the work truck. I think it's been about 2 weeks since hes been to work. I dont know what we're going to do.

Anyways, I got back in the house and I've learned to try not to let the things that are in my mind come out. It will start a fight and I'm so very tired of it.

We waited for our lasagna dinner and watched a precious movie. A man called Otto, so much triggers to my grandmothers suicide but I do wish we could've been that lively young family for her. To keep her here.

All my life I've felt like I wasn't enough and all my life, life proves it but here I am as OTTO says. Keep living.

Even though i was saddened by the movie. I had my whole family by me on the couch, laughing, smiling, watching. Thats all I want for forever.

[spitegeous-azzburn]

07.07.2023 🧝🏻‍♀️

our physics teacher made a fucked up drawing to explain sound intensity to us and i thought it was funny so i took a picture.

i decided not to go to the gym today and stayed home watching Lord of the Rings instead.

my friend is a huge fan and had been trying to make me watch it for months so i decided to give it a try. i actually liked it a lot!!

ive also been feeling pretty depressed since lunch. then i was more depressed after watching a whole ass 3 hour movie. then my mom looked at me and went “you’re pale. more pale than usual. did you eat something today??”

and i told her i had eaten a small lasagna slice on lunch (note that this conversation happened 4 hours later) and then some chocolate, and she reprehended me and told me i should eat more.

she also told me to weight myself. i did, and i am weighting 4kg less than i was last time i weighed myself :/

so i ate three small mashed potatoes and me and my mom watched A Man Called Otto.

which just made me even more depressed.

and the trans boy, malcom, reminded me of my friend to who i havent talked to in months and i cried so much during this movie i swear to god.

i’ve decided im texting this friend of mine asap.

so when the movie ended, i locked myself in the bathroom and cried for about half an hour. i dont have a lot of sense of time when im crying but i think it must have been around that.

i can’t remember when was the last time i had to lock myself in the bathroom to cry, but it was more than 3 months ago. i feel like im having a relapse.

i was feeling so good this last month…

maybe my meds aren’t working anymore, i dont know. this reminds me that i have to schedule my next appointment with my psychiatrist, so i can get another prescription and maybe increase the dosage.

anyway, im gonna go hug my comfort ladybug pillow until i sleep.

[sodrippy]

sorry but how come everything my parents do for me is being tallied in some great debt ill never pay off but anything i do ever immediately belongs to them no question?

[bingobongobingobongo]

men shut the FUCK up challenge like fucking shut up and die

[bakidose]

— TOKYO REV ## RANDOM HCS

alternate title: tr men and random headcanons i have abt some of them

characters included: ran haitani / sanzu haruchiyo / hanma shuji / manjiro sano / baji keisuke / takemichi hanagaki

warnings: a bit suggestive / mostly sfw tho / crack cocaine for sanzu / humour / gn! reader / ooc maybe?? idk thats up to u to decide lol

a/n: these were the only characters i could think of hcs for off the top of my head shhh. n e ways weewoo my first official contribution to the tr fandom, enjoy :p

% SHUJI HANMA %

he's the type to fake bang you.

doesn't matter where you are, who you're with or what you're doing– the moment he sees you bent down, hes getting all up behind you and thrusting full force 💀

you've had to start kneeling and squatting down to reach for things instead after one incident. living in fear everyday that hanma may one day pull a bluff on your poor, vulnerable ass right in front of your friends and family 😟

"shuji PLEASE im trying to take this dish out of the oven"

"hm? sorry~. i cant help myself when you're all bent down like that just for me ♡ "

you burned your fingers and almost dropped your lasagna all over the floor

all he did in apology was pat your ass and said "it looks good babe 😘"

you still dont know whether he was talking about your ass– or the lasagna

probably both.

% RAN HAITANI %

he makes deez nuts jokes along with his brother rindou LMAO

thinks they're sooo fuckin funny. oh? your legs are broken? lol deez nuts are next 🤣

and whats worse is that rin backs him up too with a shit eating grin, both giggling like lil kids who just made a joke about poo

has never actually fallen for it whenever someone tries though

and even if it were to happen, you wouldnt know.

given the way he just stands there like 🕺 right after he finishes you off with his baton for humiliating him like that in broad daylight

rin: "🙄 cant believe you fell"

ran: "i didnt fa-"

rin: "for deez nuts."

ran: 😃

not only did he fall for deez nuts twice on that day, but he smacked a hoe with his baton twice too

hurt his ego knowing rindou pulled it on him without missing a beat

if you ever asked, it never happened <3

% SANZU %

ACTUALLY served crack before he served his country.

has definitely snorted cocaine off your ass crack to make things more exciting

though one time, you caught him snorting sugar off the kitchen counter. having temporarily taken away his coke stash after he kept waking up next to you high as hell

a credit card, 10,000¥ bill and nose all lined up to take another hit

"what are you doing?? you know you cant-"

"its not."

"huh? the hell you mean its 'not' 🤨"

"its sugar, princess. here~ try it"

"no thanks-"

told you to shut up as he scooped some up with his finger n stuck them in your mouth anyway

it was sugar.

he was snorting glucose up his nostrils.

"WHAT THE FUCK 😃."

you still think he mightve done it just to spite you since youre so worried about his health

you gave him back his shit after that

so it was either him high off the rocks or...yeah <3 he was definitely in a silly goofy mood that day

manz is actually deranged 🚹 middle child behavior if ive ever seen it

% BAJI KEISUKE %

never make a 'your mom' joke at this guy.

ever.

the first n last time some sleezy highschool kid tried to do it to a pre-k baji, they limped outta there the next day looking like they got mauled by several street cats

just never- dont. dont even utter a word about his mom unless youve been feeling alive'nt recently

you can talk smack about baji but never about his momma :<

ranted to peke j about it that night as he was falling asleep

"and i pummeled that asshole! right in his ugly ass mug 😤"

peke j: mrow

"no one!... can talk shit about my mom like that...*snores*"

peke j: mrow

% MIKEY %

still orders the McDonald's happy meal even as an adult

does NOT eat the apple slices :<

he's also another person who enjoys pulling deez nuts jokes on unsuspecting victims...or at least used to ://

*is busy munching on dorayaki*

"hey you know suna?"

"whos that? 😐"

"suna or later deez nuts gonna be in ya' mouth"

k.o'ed on sight. absolutely hates deez nuts jokes now after he fell for one.

draken laughs everytime he recalls it, and mikey refuses to answer any random questions since then

% TAKEMICHI HANAGAKI %

asked chifuyu one time after he did the devils tango with hina on their wedding night

if it was gay to think of another man during it.

"hey so i was wondering... is it gay to think of mikey while i was having sex with hina?"

?????

"huhhh 😕 takemitchy, man i– i mean..bros before hoes right? 😄"

"yeah!! youre right!"

both sat there in silence after

then hakkai walked in, holding his phone that still had mitsuya's now updated side profile picture as his lockscreen

takemichi cried that night 👍🏼

taglist: @katsukichu

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[mithrilbookofmystery]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE GAY FIREFIGHTERS AREN'T CANON!? AND WHAT DOES A COUCH HAVE TO DO WITH IT??? - from, an outsider who's invested but has no clue what's going on (P.S. I wish you the best with the rest of the season lol)

I MEAN THEY AREN'T CANON 😭 To be quite honest, and I hate to be the one to break this to you, but we don't even know for sure if they're gay 😔

But LONG(ish) story short(ish), there was a scene in the season opener where Buck (gay firefighter A - actually no wait gay firefighter B bc his name is Buck - aka the blond one, if you identify them through that) was complaining to Eddie (gay firefighter A, aka the dark haired one) that Bobby (their captain/also kinda Bucks father figure) wasn't thinking about naming Buck interm Captain while Bobby went on his belated honeymoon (he and his wife got married like 4 seasons ago I think but they've been, like, busy and shit rip in pieces) and he's complaining to Eddie whiLE HE MAKES EDDIE AND CHRISTOPHER (Eddie's son) (also somewhat Buck's son but if I went into that we'd be here literally all day) LASAGNA IN HIS APARTMENT and Chris says "maybe it's because you don't have a couch" while he looks pointedly back at where there is a large empty spot in Bucks living room where a couch should be because Chris is cheeky like that and we love him, and Buck's like "well my last two couches came with girlfriends" because this is true, and then Eddie goes "no, your last two girlfriends came with couches" because this is a much better way of putting things and Eddie's been going to therapy all last season so he knows how to do that now, and then Eddie goes "Taylor (Bucks last girlfriend) left four months ago, you could have replaced that couch by now" while fucking staring Buck down in the eyes in the soul and Buck goes "maybe I'm afraid of choosing the wrong one" and we're not talking about couches anymore we're talking about relationships. Got that? Good.

And then at the end of the episode, Bobby names Hen (who is the actual canon gay firefighter of the show and we do not talk about her enough we should all be talking about her more we love her we stan <3) as the temporary captain and then he goes to talk to Buck about it, and says that he didnt choose Buck because Buck doesn't have enough life experience, and Buck just kinda. Deflates. And goes "is this because I don't have a couch?" And Bobby is SO fucking confused by this god bless and says "Why don't you have a couch???" (as any normal person would ask) and meanwhile Buck is still in the relationship metaphor and goes "I'm afraid of making another mistake" bc Buck relationships are NOTORIOUSLY messy and Bobby sees what's going on because he always does and he talks about how Buck needs to learn to look at what he has in his life now and know that it's good, and he deserves to learn to settle. And then later, in the closing montage (except not bc theres a plot twist at the last second but its about other characters, you dont need to worry about that) there's a clip of Eddie and Chris playing a game together for like. Really no reason?? Like everyone else in the closing montage had Something going on in the episode that needed a few seconds of closure, they really didn't Need to cut back to Eddie and Chris but they did and anyways immediately after that it cuts to Buck as if he was looking at them, or at least he's looking at the table where Eddie and Chris were earlier, and he smiles, Bobby's words about seeing what you have in your life right now in front of you still ringing in our ears and I tell you I GASPED at Bucks little smile, ok? And then he picks up the armchair he's always had and moves it to where the couch used to be and sits down in it. Because he has what he needs right here.

And then another small thing: Buck canonically sleeps on Eddie's couch sometimes. He has done this multiple times in the past. He will likely do it again in the future and the second Eddie asks him to stay over is the day this fandom combusts and explodes

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What are the best Greek foods

first of all you cant go wrong w a classic gyro or souflaki (or souflaki with pita). you can forgo the tsatsiki sauce if its too much for you tho, personally im not huge on it either

also different kinds of pitas... tiropitakia and spanakopita are really good (though theyre mostly seen as side dishes) and tiropitakia/spanakopitakia make for a really good snack.

keftedakia are also really good especially with spaghetti. or if you want soup you can get them with youvarlakia

gemista are really good as far as rice goes imo, theres something really fun about just stuffing a veggie with the rice that its insides were used to make... full circle. also its its an eggplant it may be called papoutaskia (literally "little shoes" bc it looks like shoes lol)

another soup is avgolemono, its basically just lemon chicken soup with rice. personally i love it

pastitsio is great its like if lasagna was beefier and creamier imho

stifado is a good meat stew BUT PLEASE BE WARNED sometimes its made with rabbit and not all americans are okay with that so read what you order lol

tomatokeftedes and kolokithakia are really good. its fried tomato and fried pumpkin. i really like the latter

theres plenty of good seafood like spinialo, taramasalata (roe dip- not a meal), lakerda, fried marides, astakomakaronada (lobster pasta), ktapodi stin skara (grilled octopus), garides saganaki (shrimp), and mydia (muscles). i know i rattled those off pretty quickly but im not personally a huge seafood fan so i dont have much to say lol but DESPITE that i think id still eat most of them anyway

theres also kritharaki pasta which usually comes with lamb. theres also paidakia/grilled lambchops

for salads theres choriatiki which is sometimes just called greek salad

and for deserts my personal favorites are kokakia, theyre literally so good. theyre like if macaroons were better. but theres also the classic baklava, or halva (greek kind is made w semolina). galaktoboureko is also really good its literally SO creamy. and rizogalo which is just rice pudding w cinnamon. i also think portokalopita is really good bc its orange flavored and i love citrus. kourabiedes are also good but to be frank when i was a kid i just ate the powdered sugar off of them.

AND theres also some food typically only made for special occasions which is really good. tsoureki is a sweet bread usually made on easer or sometimes christmas, its similar to challah if youre familiar with jewish food, but its made with mahlepi spice so it has a slightly different taste. and vasilopita is a special cake only made on new years. whats cool about vasilopita is that theres a coin hidden inside of it and whoever gets the coin has good luck that year! its not taken super seriously but its a fun sort of game to play w the cake lol. also on any given outdoor celebration (easter or a panigiri) someone may cook a lamb on a spit which is usually pretty good imho, and i dont even like lamb.