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butchdykekondraki · 2 years ago

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I hope pro-shits get raped and have their eyes gouged out. I have no sympathy for pedophiles. You just deserve to be raped if you ship this shit.

hey this is genuinely fucking disgusting. like as a rape survivor you make me fucking sick. i don't like proshippers either but this is like. just fucked up.

#rape cw #rape tw #rape mention #proship mention #get help im so fucking serious #like.#i dont even have a funny joke for this #this is just.#augh.#[jay]#fuckin. god-awful time for me to front i guess.

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spaceistheplaceart · 7 months ago

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found an old ekurei comic rotting in my files, decided to finish it. upon my rewatch of mp100 i kept noticing how many times dimple was referred to as a pet- but he's not ! ! ! he's a friend :)

#not too happy w the writing but whatevs #sorry matsuo likers if hes ooc i used him as plot device #ekurei #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka #dimple mp100 #comic #op art #ok continuing my thoughts here bc i dont want a whole essay up there #ik reigen calls him a pet as well but its more joking imo and also #this comic is after s3 when they r sort of friends #in my ekurei timeline tho they aint fusing yet. just pals #maybe have fused a few times but nothin srs yet #for those who dont follow me that will not make any sense lol #but even mob calls him a pet sometimes! or dehumanizes him. like. mob. you are the ghost seer. you should know better #now i could be misremembering that but still #everybody treats him like a mosquito or something which is funny but hes a person #he just looks different :(#long post

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turtleblogatlast · 7 months ago

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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

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aroaceleovaldez · 9 months ago

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forever disappointed in Rick for, when presented with the decision of "what band t-shirt do i give Nico to signify his character and style," having Nico wear a Ramones shirt when the opportunity for Nico in a Welcome To The Black Parade shirt was RIGHT THERE. PEAK EMO AND IT HAS A SKELETON ON IT-

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #Rick picking Ramones specifically for Nico also lends evidence to my theory that Rick has no delineation between punk/goth/emo #and will use all three interchangeably #i know there is overlap. they all originate from punk #but i dont think Nico would be a 70s punk rock type of guy im gonna be honest. that's Thalia's territory #Nico is 2000s emo hits yknow #but also like. if it were an MCR shirt then you have the opportunity for a very funny joke #of ''idk if nico even listens to the music or if he just got the shirt cause of the skeleton on it''#anyways current hc is the ramones shirt is Will's actually. Nico's just stealing all his bf's monotone clothes exclusively #Will i could see being a 70s punk rock type of guy

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jellyaibo · 22 days ago

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fun childhood memory i keep thinking abt so i turned it into a comic

and for context im 19 now ☝️and was on google plus when i was a little amoeba ! i dont miss it LMAO

#nate.art #ask to tag #i just thought it was so funny cuz even tho i was a huge softie i tried having slick comebacks #and i was 10 years old #g+ was an insane platform and while i miss the layout i dont miss nothin from it HEHEHA #kys joke

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thatnununguy · 8 months ago

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black and white and black and slime <3

#homestuck #doodle #equius zahhak #gamzee makara #nepeta leijon #i constantly switch between white and gray bg so im sorry if i blinded you accidentally #i would tag this as ship but it's not romantic enough to really warrant it #but the intention was there #kinda #its totally NOT because i have no idea how to spell equigam and if its even a tag in the first place....#anyway the sims joke made me laugh so hard and im afraid its literally not funny to anyone else #so if you laughed #you dont have to say it but just know im happy

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celestialaviva · 1 year ago

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Stickatron 6

Quote is from that one scene in One Piece during Thriller Bark

I actually genuinely don't know if Purple wouldn't join the CG's shenanigans, but for the sake of the joke he'll have to take Robin's role LMAO

His pride got shattered way too many times I guess

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#digital art #finished #alan becker #animator vs animation #shortcomics #i have looked at this comic and the joke for way too long #that i dont even know if it's even funny anymore cjdbkdn #it'a done now i am done i am glad it's done #gbye #can this count as incorrect quotes?#incorrect quotes

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lucabyte · 15 days ago

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Happy halloween from Purrgatorio!! This year's costume theme is: things that have been distracting me from writing Purrgatorio

#god i love when ali is a little bitch its rlly funny to me. obvs noncanon since i dont reference real world media in mymk but #oc art #demon oc #furry oc #sfw furry #cute furry #halloween art #lucabyteart #purrgatorio #anyway yes! that is SAPfrins outfit. even if the joke is that ali doesnt play games i wanted to reference that i think if they did they'd #adore the opressive aura and miserable ending of start again. but be really bitchy about isat having a happy ending since it #goes against their miserable little worldview. art is about SUFFERING damnit!!! though they'd get over this and like it in their mid 20s #as for the other outfits. chrome is sonic because i drew them in this (miku!) sonic outfit in like 2016?? so its a reference :)#lavender is a lethal companyman because she likes plants and boy theres a bunch in there #markus is a scavenger from rw because i think it looks cute and markus would LOVE the speczoo of rain world. theyre a fucking nerd #and miao is that little freak from dandadan because 'little anime pervert' is a funny phrase and having #a single non-game thing here made the joke funnier to me lmaoooo. it hammers home that ali is on occasion #irrational and makes rude statements out of gut feeling even if they hold that they have Justified Opinions (lmao. on occasion. lolll)#anyway character tag time #ali alighieri #markus felidae #miao felidae #lavender wafeu #chromium mono #also ali and miao STILL havent met in purrgatorio lol. little mystery woman.....

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beatcroc · 10 months ago

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homest[ar/uck] posting. this was meant to be supplementary to the gerome comic as him 'explaining the joke' but i uhhhhhh forgot.

i'm not much for crossovers in the the traditional sense, but it IS one of my favorite character exploration exercises to just go like 'if x media existed in this universe, who would and would not be a fan of it?'. and these ones are pretty notorious and always very fun to mess with for that and so here we are

#technically evangelion too but i couldnt think of anything intersting for eva with these guys #pizza tower #fake peppino #noisette #gerome #peppino spaghetti #these guys will just show him things and then he brings it home to peppino and hes gotta deal with all that #the simple fact is if you watch homestarunner at an impressionable age it WILL fuck up your lexicon permanently #and i think fp is the sort that is just kind of eternally impressionable. so #gerome is the only one of the cast whos into hsr he quotes it Constantly but no one knows hes referencing things #they think hes just saying shit. he knows this. he thinks it's funny. secret references for only him #but yeah that opening line was meant as an actual in-universe reference to hsr. when he says 'an old joke' it's literal jsjkskjdkjfd #idk what time pt takes place but hsr is perpetually yesteryear to me. that shit is so 2008 you really had to grow up with it i think #as for the other one. everybody i think at least knows OF mspa bc noisette talks about it All The Time #but the rest either dont get it or dont care. anyway its her right to be obnoxious about it. her privilege‚ even.#noise hates it though. hes so sick of hearing about it. if you mention a classpect hes gonna stab you #this is the only thing i have where the three besties are even close to interacting thats so sad.i need them being funny in a room together #pizzaposting #off-art

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scullcrusher101xd · 10 months ago

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so glad the movie finally confirmed tf2 heavy and tf2 soldier as hatred`s real parents!

#bc i heard people say his features look like if heavy and soldier were mixed #i dont headcanon this thouh im joking im jokimg #also i had to draw me two wifes soldier and sgt interacting #i think hatred wouldnt react with <:( face at soldier`s head collection as i drew him but i needed that reaction for a comedic effect #the punchline is : soldier is crazy! everybody laugh.#why tf are images so frigin huge here duuuuuuuuuhhhhh #venture bros #sgt hatred #tf2 soldier the demon that lives in my head #I dont even know if the second image is funny everyone so used to soldiers heads that they have no shock value anymore

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pagesofkenna · 4 months ago

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anyway my favorite mormon joke made by a nonmormon was in an episode of Skyjacks, wish i could remember which one; someone says something like 'we need more men here' and JPC in-character responds something like 'uh, i think they prefer to be called church of jesus christ of latter-day saints' and its my favorite joke because a) i was so ready for that to be a belittling jab that it actually took me a second to realize it was actually very funny, b) i learned recently that my best friend who studied comparative religions didn't even know what the deal was with 'mormon' vs 'lds' so the fact that JPC knew enough mormon lore to make an informed joke and he stuck to an actual funny one is a delight, and c) i'm pretty sure no one else in the scene even clocked the joke

#jpc literally makes another mormon joke in a dear uhuru thats even deeper mormon lore and which i also dont think #anyone in the scene clocked lmao #i could be wrong and the others were just moving on with the scene lol #theres also something about the 'i think they prefer to be called-' trans joke script getting flipped on its head #that can often be stupid or unfunny but is actually very funny to me here #i think its something about the sheer technical accuracy of it #anyway. nonmormons can do funny mormon jokes so i no longer have any tolerance for meanspirited or belittling ones. do better #lds things #religion things #queerstake #i dont often tag things as queerstake but ive got to remember to do so more often!

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putting-kinger-in-places · 1 year ago

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you guys really liked that wheres waldo hate post huh. dont worry ive got a couple more words to say about that little red and white straightened peppermint swirl looking fuck but i'm saving them for later

#all jokes wheres waldo fandom please dont kill me #is there even a wheres waldo fandom #please say there is thatd be so funny #not a place #also side note in case u feel bad. no i dont care if u compare my blog to waldo im jk #waldos my enemy for different reasons fyi.#waldo killed my family and burnt my crops #now i have no wheat to feed my stuffed animals with for the winter 😭😭😭#and its all waldos fault

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sluggybunny · 7 days ago

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uh oh

#doodles #shadowrun #i dont have any explanation. come up with your own and tell me #lofwyr #drawing something funny: this is sooo funny omg im dying everyones gonna love it #afterwards: what even is comedy. do i even know what a joke is

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cerealmonster15 · 4 days ago

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theres just so much comedy potential for twst ships to go on double date hang outs.... leomal (malleo?) + kalisil go to the beach or something. kalims burying silver in the sand while leona and malleus try to drown each other in the ocean :^)