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Alan Carr Quotes- September 28th
Alan: " I don't wanna know where your nuts are, ya bloody pervert."
Alan: "I got sifilus from a Giraffe."
Alan: "What's a cougar gotta do around here to get a drink?"
Alan: "I love the video, but I've got to say, you still can't dance for shit."
Alan: "oh my gooood.. so that's what clunge means."
Alan: "I hear they cream their drawers when they see you."
Alan: "What's this about you getting Chlamydia from a Koala? Now that's a good night out."
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My shipping heart
Im starting to realized/believe that Liam and Danielle actually broke up
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collective-aus
oh trent, you should honestly put your bebo on private
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Alan Carr: So you guys have a secret language I heard
One Direction: Yeah
Alan Carr: Tell me a word in your language
Zayn: *whispers a word to Alan*
Alan Carr: SO THAT'S WHAT CLUNGE MEANS
Me: *urban dictionaries clunge*
Urban Dictionary: Clunge - Vagina
Me: I'm onto you fuckers
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are we all just going to pretend this picture never happened
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