#i don't think i have one singular nt friend

[petrichor-moss-and-lightning]

being neurodivergent and constantly being surrounded by other neurodivergents is such a vibe. like,,,

*different and conflicting forms of stimming* "can you PLEASE stop pacing for one moment?? i'm trying to hear this song i've had on repeat for an hour and you keep distracting me"

"where the FUCK are my keys?!?!?" *30 minute group search*

"that's your masking smile. what's wrong??"

*floor time*

*body mirroring/doubling as the only way of getting anything done*

"let me infodump about the Peruvian Nazca Lines!" "okay, but then you have to let me talk about Korean phonetics."

*abandoned hyperfixations as far as the eye can see*

"i'm in hell" "you can do this. just try not to tap your foot. it's called exposure and response therapy for a reason! it's going to be uncomfortable." "i'm going to scream"

[sugaroto]

Aftg characters as things my friends & I have said(and more) [ps: some have been slightly changed due to translation and my poor memory] :

Matt to Kevin:Are you two cousins?

Kevin *trying to breath out of Nicky's hug*: no, we're nothing. He just bothers me

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Andrew: but then the children didn't want me to be there anymore and told me to leave. I just told them "I came to eat your food and then I'll leave"

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Nicky: Yeah they weren't like that before, their mom said they started hanging out with bad influences. They're friends with a kid who calls them bad words and hits them.

Renee: that's called bullying

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Nicky to Aaron when Tilda was still alive: So can your parents(γονείς), I mean your parent(γονέας)-

Aaron: mY PARENT(γονέας)- SINGULAR HAHA PARENTS(γονείς)- OH NONO I MEANT YOUR PA-RE-NT(γονεύς), cause YOU have ONE. HA im fatherless yeah what. Wait is that word in ancient Greek or do we use it too?

Nicky: I don't know... I think it's a word

Aaron: you said it funny lol, how do we conjugate it? *tries to conjugate the noun in ancient greek*

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Neil: Yeah I told my mom what you said about her trying to poison me with the chocolate and I think I gave her war flashbacks

Andrew: what flashbacks now?

Neil: when she was married to my dad, he refused to eat his mom's food cause he thought she was trying to poison him. My mom thought I was serious when I said it and gave me a lecture about how it's not funny and she would not poison me and how my dad was a brat.

*some sentences later*

Andrew *still joking*: yeah but what if your mom is trying to kidnap you and take you away from you beloved dad?

Neil: Naah... what are my chances of getting kidnapped twice?

Andrew:... dark humor...

Neil: Yeah it's not a big deal, you can laugh

Andrew: but what if your mom kidnapped you?

Neil: no it was my dad, I remember it

Andrew: how do you know it's not the other way around?

Neil: I know.

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Allison: apparently when my dad was a teenager he jumped from the balcony of the 2nd floor to get his parents' attention... I don't know what this says about me

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*Andrew and Aaron arguing*

Nicky: what's going on?

Andrew: it is!

Aaron: it's not! Katelyn back me up

Katelyn: Andrew is right it is

Andrew: HA

Aaron: you're supposed to be on my side

Katelyn: but you're wrong

Nicky: what??

Katelyn: Nicky is white chocolate a chocolate?

Nicky: you're asking me if chocolate is chocolate?

Katelyn: yes, if white chocolate is chocolate

Nicky: white CHOCOLATE?? ITS LITERALLY IN THE NAME??

Aaron: NO ITS NOT A REAL CHOCOLATE, ITS A FAILED ONE

Andrew: IT LITERALLY TASTES BETTER THAN BROWN CHOCOLATE, ITS SWEETER! BUT HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? YOU HAVENT EVEN TRIED IT

Aaron: EWW NO I DONT WANT THAT DISGUSTING FAILED THING

Katelyn: Hey Kevin, is white chocolate a chocolate?

Kevin:... I don't know? I guess? It's in the name, I haven't tried it

Aaron: NOO

Katelyn: Hey Neil what about you?

Neil: WHITE CHOCOLATE IS THE B E S T CHOCOLATE TO EVER EXIST

Andrew: Yeah that's what I'm saying high five!

Neil: Matt what do you think? Is white chocolate a chocolate?

Matt: No. It's just butter

Aaron: THANK YOU

Andrew: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? YOU HAVENT TRIED IT!

Dan: then why is it called white chocolate Matt? It is a chocolate, the best one

White chocolate stans: HA

Seth: Nan it's butter, butter where's the cocoa man? That's just butter, read me the ingredients now

Renee: it's literally on the name guys...

Allison: YOU'RE STILL FIGHTING ABOUT THAT? ITS BEEN DAYS?‽

Aaron: Yeah and Andrew still thinks that disgusting thing is a chocolate

Andrew: it's literally better than the brown one

Aaron: excuse me? I'm the biggest chocolate fan to ever exist??

Andrew, Neil and Katelyn: no you're not. You don't know how to eat

Neil: Yeah I mean I'm a picky eater too, but sweets are sweets. You don't even know how to eat your crepes

Aaron *offened*: WHAT??!? HOW COULD YOU?

Neil: seriously, how do you eat your crepes?

Aaron: just chocolate

Neil: see? Andrew what about you?

Andrew: white chocolate or Bueno, oreo or any biscuits, ice cream on top and colored truffle. Amateur you're not a real crepe fan. You don't know how to eat.

Ps: somewhere along the argument everyone agreed that black chocolate is not a chocolate and they canceled it. Kevin who likes it, doesn't count as person anymore

Aftg characters as things my teachers have said =>