#i don't make the rules (yes i do)

[tamanegi-san]

Hallo Tumblr pepols, I know I'm late but have some goofy halloween stuff I drew :D

[bokutone]

your first kiss with osamu feels so weird, you were used to his boldness, his flirty comments, and his touchy hands. so it comes as a bit of a surprise when the only thing you recognize in him is shyness.

he's not sure what to do, he has kissed people before. but it was always meaningless, and with you it's different. it's important. special.

he doesn't want to ruin it but he might be thinking is a little too late for that because confusion is plastered all over your face when he looks at you after that weird kiss. so he panics, you can see it in his eyes, the wave of fear clouding those grey orbs that you like so much disappears as quick as it cames and when you open your moth to question him you're met with a handful of rice shoved into your mouth.

because obviously, one awkward moment wasn't enough. he's so charming, isn't he?

[orengejoshi]

Hey! I was wondering since you said that English isn’t your first language and all and the translation thing (Which is totally fine btw! I’m the same way) …

What is your first language? Sorry if this is like too personal, but I’m genuinely really curious!

Ich spreche normalerweise deutsch

Berliner/Sächsischer dialekt mix

my brain also gets confused bc I can speak a little bit of many languages. spanish namely, also simple french, dutch and japanese

paperhat in german would be eons better than in english, bc Flug has to use the formal "you" for Black Hat. and he would. he would (have to) continue even once they are together bc he probably demands it. Black Hat could use it for Flug (should, under normal circumstances of the rule) but most likely doesn't respect him enough for that. it strengthens the power imbalance soo much bc it is ALWAYS mutual irl.

this is indescribably ancient so it's really bad [the text is NSFWish]

commonly, only the older one can offer the informal "you" to another person. it would be high praise and trust to get the offer from your boss.

if your language doesn't have that layer of politeness you don't understand how much tension and power there is behind even a simple casual conversation, it's so appealing ughh (if you use it in a ship. bc you never use it in your private life, not even when you meet someone you date for the first time. it's just strange to use for a partner whether long-term or one-night. paperhat would be a quite unique case.)

[shiningbean]

Hello M*rvel are you going to give me the full photo of Agatha in Edwardian fashion or do I have to do everything around here myself?

The ref of course:

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Wardrobe Woes

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[houppellande]

Who got him smilin' like that 👀

Song

[themintman]

The beauty of how vague mcsm character models are is that no one can say that Nurm wasn't in a pirate hat

⭐ Gay test meme by @/Blackfox12000 ⭐

[knightorchids]

Neverook + almosts and kisses

[swordscleric]

I can't stop thinking about the post from a few days ago about how Critical Role has been great at doing personal faith but didn't put the necessary work in to discuss the religious/god angle of c3 in-depth. Like the fact that Cardinal Respa was linked to both the Dawnfather and the Chained Oblivion is, on a personal level, very interesting (fallen/corrupted priest goes hard) but like does that mean that there's a Papacy somewhere in Exandria dedicated to the Dawnfather? If so, are there more cardinals who ordain the bishops of the Dawnfather? Are there Conclave-level intrigues going on in the Dawnfather's Sistine Chapel? Why is the Dawnfather so Christianity-coded in vibes alone if there's no actual outline of his religious organisations? With Downfall the Dawnchild/Dawnfather thing makes the allusions to Christ as Son of God co-existing with the Father textual - was there a Dawnfather Schism around whether the Dawnchild was a separate mortal? Was there a Reformation about how the Dawnfather's Pope kept selling indulgences? Is that why the priest of the Dawnfather Grog & Pike offer a drink to doesn't partake because of a cultural shift between Protestant-Temperance-League-coded and Catholic-coded Dawnfather congregations? Why do I have so many questions about the religious organisation of one of the most important Prime Deities in Exandria and to Critical Role's 3 campaigns? How on earth were the cast (and us as the viewers!) meant to care about the gods if all they had were "really tall kings" instead of interrogating how religious organisations provide both a place of healing and community to a wide range of people and also a place of horrific harm and abuse for a wide range of people?

[max-verstappens-lip-freckle]

Thanks for #4, Lando

Spicy version under the cut 👀

No, I'm not sorry c:

[skyfallscotland]

Mira Sorrengail is the type of badass woman who absolutely does not have a praise kink...until Drake Cordella calls her a ‘good girl’.

[what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil]

Best thing about using different voice lines in LaDS is all the subtle things you normally miss in the English dub.

[eldritch-spouse]

https://www.tumblr.com/eldritch-spouse/753481054670749696/is-there-any-way-someone-could-meet-all-three

How do I get their attention, how do I get their attention, how do I get their attention

You already have it.

There is one golden, unbreakable rule in this entire universe:

1. You are the hottest thing to ever breathe on this planet. Monsters wish to know you carnally.

They will obsess over you but have differing reasons.

[seeingivy]

ladies and gentleman, we rejoice. we sing to the heavens. the full idea has formulated on my next eren fic 💌

anyways, I kind of geek. you know how some schools have those surveys that you can do that pair you with another person that you would be really compatible with? anyways, the school that they go to does that for students in the same type of program (like undergraduate, graduate) and it's anonymous! you can choose to reveal if you like the person you're talking to if you're friends and ignore if you're not into it.

anyways, eren and y/n are in the same lab - and each other's biggest haters. he thinks she's annoying. she thinks he's pretentious. eren's a massive nepo baby (who actually doesn't want to do a phd but feels guilted into it) and y/n's academic validation is so horrendous thatit's almost debilitating. the other person seems to dig right into what they hate the most - self made first gen y/n seems so assured in what she's doing that it makes eren jealous. eren seems to do things so effortlessly that y/n finds herself competing just to keep herself motivated.

but yolo, they're both each other's biggest supporters bc they're matched based on how compatible they are! they just don't know the person they spend all their time talking to is each other....

[sysig]

I think they’re the same guy, somehow (Patreon)

[mewkwota]

As reminder for anyone (and because I was bored) I don't care about numbers, flops, or popping off. You don't need to apologize for lurking, nor do you have to explain yourself. The Internet is free.

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