#i don't actually

[oracle-fae]

hannah-michelle bayley

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

To 🌺 anon, yes I will be like totally okay with it (though you don't need my permission in any way shape of form) Us Damian Wayne ask box terroizors gotta stick together! :33

- 🐏

Oh good lord. Please do not team up against me. whenever I see "🌺✨️🐏" in my inbox, I shiver with fear.

[a-d3ad-p0et]

why did i see your “86% dead” and immediately went oh she’s 86 years old…

BAHA NO

IM NOT 86 😭😭

actually when i started the blog it started off at '47% dead' and it has been going up for the past year, i should change it again because i feel much better nowadays

also i think in my intro post you can read im a minor so we're defenitly not at 86 yet :')

[mysticalsoot]

so

youre telling me

I could be seeing lvjy TOMORROW THREE HOURS AWAY FROM ME

if scalpers didn't exist??

hah, thanks.

i wanna die

[marxstradamus]

the lowly groaner seems to hate his life at night

[xenonsdoodles]

my faerie shaped stress ball. crushing him crushing him

[caprice-nisei-enjoyer]

“If you blew off reconnaissance to get drunk, there will be consequences,” I mildly said.

“I would never,” Indrani assured me. “I just happened to find a cellar while on my very serious fact-finding mission, and it would have been criminally negligent of me not to investigate.”

“Was it locked?” I sighed.

“Is it really a lock if it breaks?” Archer mused. “That’s a question for the philosophers, Catherine.

I understand idealism now!

[discountdps]

I hate fishing :')

[lewisunlight]

"I'm starvin', darlin' / Let me put my lips to something / Let me wrap my teeth around the world" oh I hate him

[strawberry-seal77]

Yang Xiao Long lost in the sauce

[avid-idiot]

I think

[kamkazoo]

but i have a baby fragile head!

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[nathaniacolver]

arcane ships be like

i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

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