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What if we all skip work/school/university/couch rotting tomorrow and have a marauders-themed party at my place? I’ll bring the Mars Bars?
#marauders#harry potter#marauders era#marauders fandom#harry potter marauders#the marauders#I don’t want to go to work
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xinmo: sup bitch
e-ming:
e-ming: bitchless
#xinmo: crying as it goes back to lbh#e-ming: motherless fatherless bitchass behaviour#I just woke up#don’t ask me where I got this hc from#I don’t want to go to work#svsss#tgcf#xin mo#e ming#hua cheng#lbh#luo binghe#hualian#bingqiu
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oh no, save me erwin smith… save me from the platitudes of every day life, erwin smith.
#i need this man's words whispered in my ears#gently cradling me to serenity#erwin smith#i don’t want to go to work#musings.
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I LOVE ALL YOUR POSTS GOSHH
I was asking if u could do a Jeff thigh fucking Y/N who has big and soft thighs 🤭THANks!!<3
BACK TO POSTING (OR TRYING TO) also I’m writing this at 12am and I’m so tired…
ALSO GOOD NEWS GUYS MY CRUSH ADDED MY NUMBER BACK AND WEVE BEEN TALKING.
Jeff with a s/o with big thighs
Warnings: Smut
NOT PROOF READ, MINORS DNI.
“Jeff…” you say with a stern voice. “What??” He asks not paying attention. He was current rubbing your thighs and just staring at them with his big ass big eyes. You scoff, “if you wanna fuck my thighs just do it”. He quickly gets up and gets between your thighs, undoing his belt with one hand while he squeezes your thigh in the other. “W-wait-“ he leans forward and covers your mouth, his nails digging into your cheeks. “You offered, so It’s not my fault. You know you want my fat cock to fuck your thighs.”
You look up at him with big eyes and he smirks and pushes up your shirt over your tits. He then takes off your shorts and underwear. “Such a beautiful body, whore. All f’me.” He stated, rolling your nipple between his fingers causing you to whimper. He sticks his half hard cock between your thighs, closing them together. He lets out a relieved sigh when he starts to move his hips back and forth. You gasp when you feel his cock glide along your pussy.
He laughs, “wet already, slut? I’ve barely even touched you and you’re getting so worked up.” He mocks. You turn your head away in embarrassment only for him to roughly grab your cheeks, making your lips purse, and forcing you to look at him. “Look at me, doll. Nowhere else.” His speed increasing. You whimper and flex your thighs causing them to tighten around his cock. His hips stuttered as he let out a shaky moan and a little cum to spurt out of his cock…wow that was the first time you’ve ever seen him that close to submission. But he wasn’t done. “F-fuck…filthy whore.” He spat and moved his hand to your neck, squeezing.
You let out a moan as you began to twitch a bit, his cock constantly gliding over your clit was about to send you to the edge. “Aww you gonna cum?” He teasingly coos. You nod frantically as you feel the rope in your stomach snap. He could feel your juices squirting on the understudy of his cock and your thighs tensing up. He threw his head back with a groan as his warm cum finally spurted out in ropes onto you, decorating your skin. He looked down with a shaky breath as he smeared his cum over your skin with the hand he was choking you with.
“Damn…I didn’t expect to cum that hard.” He said brushing the hair out of his face. Your thighs burned but damn, you loved that. “Hah I bet you can’t even walk now.” You rolled your eyes, “I can, Jeff. My thighs would just be aching. Humble yourself.” He let out a fake gasp and went to get a clean towel to clean you and him up.
#creepypasta#jeff the killer#smut#jeff the killer smut#creepypasta smut#fluff#i’m so tired#i don’t want to go to work
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it would be so great if satoru gave me a forehead kiss rn it would instantly fix this day being a monday and make it feel like a friday night after work this is called the power of love
#— ai rambles#i don’t want to go to work#can i say my fictional husband didn’t kiss me and call in sick#bc that actually makes me sick#:/
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Spooky bitches should get a paid holiday today tbh.
#I don’t WANT TO GO TO WORK#I want to stay home and be weird#and boop everyone#😭#I’m not even ready for trick or treat asks#fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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If there’s one thing about me it’s that I’m #1 at sleeping for thirteen hours and laying in bed enjoying the sunlight streaming through my window for five more.
#I was not created for this life#Bring me giant palm leaves for shade and a bowl of grapes held by a striking young man and I’ll be fine#I don’t want to go to work#I just bought new pillows
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OMG im in the train and thinking about Lookism (of course) ! When an idea just popped up in my little brain. Idk if someone already has that theory but I didn’t see it anyways !
What if James Lee our love DG is Jake’s brother?
Jinyoung said that it was the son of Gapryoung (I seriously can’t write but that Jake father) who killed him and since it’s not Jake who did it means it’s his half brother and when we saw a little bit of him why not ?
Plus we know that DG did something terrible and killed someone and I think they clearly showed it was Jake’s father. Since then Charles Choi is threatening him to expose his a$$.
So what if ?
Thank you for reading this and pls feel free to comment or just talk about lookism I love this ❤️❤️ (and sorry if I misspelled some words)
#lookism webtoon#lookism manhwa#lookism#just katarina ranting#bored in the train#I don’t want to go to work#feel free to comment#feel free to reblog
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Had a horrible night’s sleep due to my cramps flaring up and now I’m exhausted…
#I felt like I was being stabbed in multiple places at once#I don’t want to go to work#the star child speaks
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Oh Monday why you got to be a bitch?😩
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weather gave me a headache bite kill maim etc
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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.
For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.
The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.
So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.
Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.
#edit: go to https://gazafunds.org/ and donate $5 you would otherwise spend on streaming services on a campaign!#ra speaks#piracy#media piracy#pirate to make hondo ohnaka proud#obligatory ‘don’t fucking pirate small authors/artists works wtf dude’ statement.#anyone who’s seen my media bitching before knows I’m a hype man for indie films this ain’t about them#this is about corporate streaming services killing physical media bc sales numbers are less impressive than number of streams#edit: USAmericans stop telling me to buy DVDs and blurays at Walmart. think outside your borders for a hot sec. fun thought exercise.#your experiences are not universal#edit: WHO GOT THIS TO 100k. I JUST WANT TO TALK (this post is my second to hit 100k woahg.)#in other news: fix your fucking posture. drink some fucking water. and go the fuck to bed if it’s late bc it’s for me rn. peace and light.
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endless night
#animal art#animal comic#penguin art#comic art#artists on tumblr#just a comic about emperor penguins#(they are emperor penguins but yellow didn’t go with the colour scheme loool)#(i tried to make it work just trust me lol)#i keep forgetting to upload here woops#sometimes i don’t wanna draw anthros#i’ve been wanting to experiment again#i have a couple pieces planned#but i also wanna do more horror#rlyyyyy hard to decide lmaoooo
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thank you kitty cat stapler for your guidance in this life
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