#i don’t usually talk about these things but ughhhhh

[an-ivy-covered-summer]

it makes me so sad when i see someone who seems like an overall smart person call themselves a communist. like, oh, sweetie… oh no. you’ve fallen for propaganda. your jadedness about capitalism made you believe that communism was the opposite of it and the solution for all your woes, and it made you overlook the fact that communism has been historically one of the most powerful tools for authoritarian governments bc having total power over the people’s resources and stripping them from their individual power only leads to totalitarianism. you became so inflamed by the idea of fighting capitalism that you ignored the accounts of people who survived communism. you forgot that those theories you read about only end up translating in the real world as fascism. oh nooooo.

[joostcafe]

NEEDY WAS SO GOOD CAN WE GET A MIKE ONE??

REQUEST: Needy | Mike Munroe x fem!reader

oh absolutely.

— now playing! ♫ babydoll | ari abdul —

Needy Mike would be sooo hot. If the group planned something for the day he would be so grumpy because he wanted you all for himself. You both would be nuzzled up together in bed, it’s a cold morning so he’s gripping onto you for warmth.

You would get a text from the group chat with the plans for the day. Mike is already kissing you, distracting you from your phone. Yet you insist on getting up and he’s acting sooo dramatic, rolling on your side of the bed and reaching for your legs.

Even as you’re getting ready he’s hugging your waist and teasing you with kisses. Also leaving various questionable marks on your neck.

He loves doing that imo, making sure people know you’re his. But also especially when it’s to spite you, he loves seeing you turn red when the girls notice.

“Is that?” Ashley asks.

And Mike just looks over and gives you that fucking smile ughhhhh.

When you both arrive ( in this scenario let’s say Em’s house ) He’s definitely got an arm around you. He’s the type to (and hear me out) if you’ve ever seen “to all the boys i’ve loved before” spin you around with your pocket and kiss you before casually grabbing some drinks for you both.

When you sit on a couch with him he’s grabbing your thigh 100%. Usually it’s just for security, it feels like holding hands to him. But for tonight he’s sooo teasing you. He’s rubbing his hand up and down, getting a little too close. Him giving a slight chuckle when you yelp as he starts softly rubbing circles over your clothed pussy.

“Mike, they’ll be back s-soon.” You breathe out.

“Mmmm, That’s too bad.”

And when he stops, you whine. He’s laughing, helping you get up to join the others outside.

It takes you both all your strength not to fuck in the nearest bathroom.

The rest of the day comes with him whispering shit in your ear. Things he could do to you if you both were alone.

And now you’re eager to go home. He knows this by your demeanor, the way your body sticks close to his as you down a couple drinks.

“Easy there.” He says, “What’s all the excitement?”

You kiss him and he’s taking it with a smile. He’s grabbing your waist whilst your hands carefully roam his hair.

Not like the group can care, most of them are passed out inside and the others are elsewhere.

So, this makes you and Mike say your goodbyes and head home. You can count on Mike being a tease, him acting all tired (fake yawning).

“Honey, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“You’re such a tease Michael.” You reply.

“Whaaat.. I could never tease you.”

And then you get him back by getting into bed with nothing but your underwear and he’s loosing it.

He’s absolutely rethinking his actions. Folding almost immediately because he needs you sooo bad.

Safe to say he’s apologizing by eating you out <3

sorry this is so rushed, mike is someone i never thought about writing for but honestly it was soo fun, will do more of him!!!

[gisele0127]

Misunderstanding • nagi x reader

notes: slight angst, fluffy ending, a little all over the place, 778 words

its’s currently 3 am and Nagi Seishiro is playing video games in the other room to your shared apartment. you don’t really mind him staying up so late as long as he gets enough rest (even when he gets a full 8 hours of sleep he’s always tired🙄). on this particular night nagi was being unusually loud, he’s usually very calm and collected while playing video games. you couldn’t sleep. you’re half asleep and so annoyed, you had to wake up early to go meet up your mother for breakfast. as you walk down the hallway to go tell nagi to shut up you overhear him say

“yea shes so god damn annoying. she won’t give me space and she’s too obsessed”

your heart drops. is nagi talking about you? are you really that annoying? are you too obsessed? your legs won’t move, you can’t walk into the room now. he’d think you’re too annoying anyways. you drag your feet back to your room silently crying. why are you crying? he can’t be talking about you right? deep down you were always afraid that you were too annoying and clingy for him. nagis so laid back and *not as affectionate* as you. it made you really insecure. you always knew that you loved him more than he loved you. did he still even love you? sure you guys have been dating for a few years, but has he fallen out of love? did he ever love you? your head started spiraling and you couldn’t stop crying until you heard footsteps. you wipe your tears really fast a pretend to be asleep, because you can’t deal with him right now. not when you’re a mess. nagi opens the door and plops right next to you. he takes a deep breath and says,

“ughhhhh. y/n, baby, love of my life, my future wife, i love you. so much. you’re so adorable when youre asleep.”

your heart skips a beat, but then you remember the nasty things he just said about you. a couple more tears fall knowing what he just said was meaningless and fake. he pulls you into where you’re the little spoon and he starts rubbing your tummy. tracing little patterns and writing i love you.

“babe you know how i told you that there’s a new athletic trainer for the team?”

he never told you anything about a new athletic trainer. must’ve been his other bitch.

“she’s so fucking annoying. she’s all over me and flirting with me. might just have to bring you to practice to show her who’s the love of my life”

…bye

did? um? did you misunderstand him? oh my god? right? you totally misunderstood him.

he rubs his head against you, hugging you tighter. you’re so tiny compared to him. he starts kissing you. he’s never this affectionate when you’re ‘awake’. you start to smile but then it quickly fades away when he asks,

“are you crying?”

your body stiffens, he caught you.

“no i’m asleep”

“why are you crying?”

you take a deep breath and finally you let loose,

“i heard you talking while you were playing video games. i thought you called me annoying but it was apparently your new athletic trainer that you actually did not tell me about? but anyways yea. got scared that you didn’t love me anymore or as much. it’s okay if you don’t, i already know how you are. i love you more anyways”

you take nagis hands off of you, not really wanting him to touch you. he’s silent for a couple of seconds, confused.

“what? oh. yea you heard that. i mean what i said i want you to come to practice tomorrow. and what are you talking about? i love you so much, i mean i may not show it as much as you but you know me. and um i kinda talk to you while you’re asleep. im sorry”

nagi may not be the best with words but you tell he really means it. you know that he will never really understand you being insecure, and sometimes it gets to you. but hey a least he’s trying.

you feel a little bit of relief now, but still uneasy. until nagi gets on top of you, pouting.

“did you doubt my love for you?”

oh god he really is a big baby.

before you can answer he closes the space between you.

“well it doesn’t really matter if you do or not because you’re stuck with me the rest of your life. i love you y/n, baby, love of my life, my future wife.”

[tomatosoupandpasta]

bro I fuckinf hated my math teacher last year

I’ve always liked math and she made me dread that class

for one she was SO SLOW. WE SPENT THREE WEEKS ON ONE FUCKINF QUESTION. OKE QUESTION. MY FRIENDS AND I WENT AHEAD AND FINISHED THE PACKAGE

also she treated the class like her own personal therapists. Maam we are children please don’t rant to us we don’t know how to reply to you

she always had a habit of going off on tangents for the smallest thing and it would disrupt the class, then she’d complain about how there “wasn’t enough time to get through everything in one semester” I wonder why. We almost didn’t cover everything we needed for culminating

she would regularly get the answers to the packages she claimed her made herself wrong. One time the entire answer page was wrong. The whole thing. I don’t even KNOW how she did that

she also very clearly had favourites and grudges. She didn’t like my friend, which we KNEW because she took off a mark on her test for something that she gave me full marks for on mine and she had a favourite kid who she would always talk to because they were both from Croatia

if I ever get her class again I am transferring I disliked that woman so strongly

thank you for listening to my Ted talk

Reminds me of my current math teacher HE'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING????? Like I usually try and keep a calm opinion but like I HATE HIM SO MUCH

current example (I wasn't in this hour, but I heard multiple accounts and I know the teacher so I believe it): Someone started crying in class because of anxiety issues yk and when my friend tried comforting him and calming him down SHE GOT DETENTION??????? SIR WTF?????

also he always goes off topic. I've literally played pjsk in his class and missed nothing. He spends and entire hour on one question and gets mad at US??????? my friends play fucking dress to impress in class and pass

Hejnsnek sorry for snatching your rant but UGHHHHH

[inotcat04]

Hi!Sorry for not posting in awhile,life and procrastination happened and I was really busy but I have finished Part 7!Also exams are coming up (I am actually screwed) so might not be able to post as much.Sorry about that.Anyways,This as usual is inspired by Among the stars by @smol-vehvi !Please read it,if I have mentioned a story for this long you know you need to read it!Anyways,enjoy!(Thanks for actually reading this!I am still not done with my homework.Procrastination!)

When they came back,Jess was rightfully mad but glad that both of them were safe now.Mabel,of course,wasn’t allowed to go out to other dimensions after that incident but after a lot of begging from both her and Katee,Jess finally allowed Mabel go out to other dimensions but with a twist.

“Seriously,first I have to wear this chocker and now brain surgery!?Come on!”Mabel groaned when she heard Jess’s condition.”Yes,it is important!It is to keep bill out of your mind.If he has control,it will end in a disaster and since you are not here where bill cannot enter,it would easier for him to enter your mind.But I do have a new machine that can also do the same thing as brain surgery but I haven’t tested it yet on anyone or anything so anything could happen.Not death but anything really.”Jess explained.”Ummmm,So for the brain surgery.Do we have to shave off my hair?”Mabel asked hesitantly as she ran her fingers through her very short hair that got cut off during a fight with bill a few weeks ago.Mabel was very hesitant about cutting her hair,either than her sweater,her famous ‘pines hair curls’ was the only things left.She didn’t want to part with it but if she didn’t then she wouldn’t get to leave and she also didn’t want that.

“Of course but if you don’t want to do this,you can stay here with me or do the other opinion.”Jess reassured and put a hand on Mabel’s shoulder but Mabel pushed off Jess’s hand and stormed to her room.”Mabel!”Jess began but didn’t continue as Mabel closed her room door.Jess was just about to go and follow her but stopped,she believed that Mabel could handle it by herself.Mabel was 14 and Jess believed she could do it.

“Ughhhhh!”Mabel groaned and flopped onto her bed.She really didn’t want to shave her head but she didn’t want bill to enter her mind.There was that other option but it sounded very risky.She could also just don’t go but Mabel didn’t want to stay in dimension 52 forever.Mabel wanted to help with the mission and just siting with Jess on a coffee table didn’t cut it.Also there could be a possibility that the portal couldn’t come here and she would be stranded her forever and.Mabel shook her head at that thought.She was going home.

As she thought,her eye lids grew heavier and heavier and she fell asleep on her bed.

‘Oh,I am back here.Where the axolotl?’Mabel thought as she continued to look around the place and thought of a pink bean bag to sit on.Mabel had been in her mindscape few times after learning magic and most of time,the axolotl would come too and talk to her.She quite enjoyed those talks,they were always so peaceful and calming unlike her life which,most of the time,was a rollercoaster of emotions.

Mabel closed her eyes and enjoyed the peacefulness until,under her eyelids,saw a pink glowing blob coming closer to her but not in her direction.Mabel opened her eyes and saw the axolotl.”Hi!”Mabel exclaimed and started waving to it hoping it would catch its attention.

The axolotl was looking around for shooting star.Well,Mabel.The axolotl learnt early on that she didn’t like being called that even though being one of the solutions to kill bill cipher should be something proud of.It suddenly saw Mabel waving her hand excitedly and gesturing for it to come.The axolotl smile sincerely but sadly and swam over to her.The axolotl felt that something was plaguing Mabel and she was trying to distract herself from the problem.Mabel always did this and nobody would notice expect for it.It was one of her copying mechanism that helped her but the axolotl knew it was bad to keep things bottled up and had to tell her that.

The axolotl also thought of a chair and a small table.It sat down in front of Mabel who had an excited expression as usual but there was sadness behind it.”Hiiii,what have you been up to?”Mabel asked excitedly to the axolotl.”Mabel.Are you alright?”The axolotl asked with a questioning look on its face.”Hehe,What do you mean?”Mabel questioned,trying but failing to keep a smile on her face.”I am totally fine!Everything is peachy!”Mabel continued as she voice broke bit by bit.”Mabel?”Axolotl asked again and sipped his tea that suddenly appeared on the table.It put his cup down and another teacup,tea pot and sugar appeared out of thin air.The axolotl started putting tea and a lot of sugar inside the tea cup and pushed it towards Mabel with a concern look on it’s face.

Mabel sighed deeply as the axolotl did all that and sank down into her chair more before getting up to get tea.Mabel managed to pull a soft grin on her face as she thought about life.”How did you know?”Mabel asked as she took her cup of tea from the table.”It is a secret!”The axolotl exclaimed playfully.Honestly,it was one of it’s powers that it could see into people feeling but Mabel didn’t really need to know that and saying that it was a secret makes it even more fun for Mabel and cheer her up.Mabel chuckled and leaned back more onto her bean bag.”Do you want to tell me what is wrong?”The axolotl asked while looking at Mabel.Mabel had a hard tine trusting things or people after all the bill scares and the voices so all those other times she didn’t talk about them but this time felt different.

“Alright.”Mabel responded and tears welled up in her eyes as she remembered she had to tell the story again to the axolotl about what happen when she left a few weeks ago with Katee.Mabel bowed her head so that she would look to the floor and it couldn’t see her cry.”Oh!”The axolotl gasped but immediately apologised.”Sorry,I am just surprised.You can start,I will listen but are you sure you want to do this?I can see that you look very shaken up when you said your answer.”The axolotl explained but asked at the end.”Yes.I think it is time.”Mabel responded as she closed her eyes.Her tears falling down from her eyes and down to the floor.She felt her eyes sting,this wasn’t new to her.Nowadays,when she cried,her eyes would sting,burn and at the ends of her eyes.There was a little shadow.Mabel didn’t know what caused the sting but she suspected it was that.She would most likely deal with that when she went back to earth since she searched it up online here and got no results so for now she would just have to deal with it.

Mabel took a deep breath and began.As Mabel described to fight,her breaths hitch and falls and tears fall down her cheeks in rivulets.Mabel was still very sad and scared after this experience because it had only happen a few weeks ago and the rest of her time was spended sleeping or begging Jess to let her go outside dimension 52 so she didn’t really have time to process everything that had happen.Usually,when this would happen,Mabel would just bottle it up and since Mabel’s bottle is small and her problems are so big.After awhile,her bottle will blow and all of it’s insides will come spilling out and this was what was happening right now.When these happen,she would lash out onto Jess

which then after she had calmed down,would come up to her and say sorry.Mabel would come talk to Jess about her problems but she had done so much for her,give her a home,give her food but most importantly,encouragement.Mabel didn’t want to be a dead weight but she was.A Burden.

Once she was done,Mabel looked up and saw the Axolotl’s face.,which looked very sad and worried.”I am so sorry!I know it is stupid!”Mabel apologised and started wiping her tears stained cheeks and her red nose.”No Mabel,I am sorry.I shouldn’t have asked,I should have just kept quiet.”The axolotl apologised and put its fin on Mabel’s shoulder.Mabel finched at the sudden contact but relaxed.”No,it’s okay!It honestly felt good!I don’t talk about these things much with Jess since,I don’t want to talk.”Mabel muttered and looked back to the floor,tears welling up again in her eyes,Mabel really didn’t want to say it.They fell into silence that as occasionally broken by Mabel’s sniffing.Suddenly,like a puzzle piece,it clicked into placed for the axolotl.”Like a burden?”the axolotl questioned hesitantly and Mabel nodded,tears that welled up in her eyes came falling down her cheeks.The axolotl’s mouth hung agape after that.

“Why would Mabel feel that?”The axolotl thought.The axolotl felt immensely bad for Mabel.She had to deal with all of this at such a young age,she should be going to school with her twin and being with her family but no.She was here,stuck.

The axolotl would have done anything to see happiness on her face this very moment but couldn’t.It couldn’t do anything expect.An idea popped into its mind but it would deal with that later.all it could do was comfort her.

Mabel felt a presence behind her and immediately looked behind and saw.”Jess?I thought I told you not to come into my mind anymore?”Mabel asked Jess who was behind her and looked like she had heard everything.Oh no.Mabel thought.Jess immediately ran over and hugged Mabel once she saw her face”Mabel!You are not a burden!You are anything but that!”Jess cried as she hugged Mabel tightly.Mabel was stunned for a second but wrapped her arms around Jess and cried.Mabel weeped like never before that time.

The axolotl job here was done,it had other things to plan.The axolotl sensed that they would never be torn apart so it wrote Mabel a little note and decided to wake up Mabel.

Mabel was squeezing her eyes shut as tear flowed freely down but her mindscape started to flicked,she was waking up after a hectic time.

Mabel woke up in her bed with Jess,got ready and read the note the axolotl left her.Her mouth perked up to a smile at the words.’Dear Mabel,don’t hide your emotions anymore.You have support system,use it.See you soon.Love,one of them.’the note read.

Jess and Mabel sat down at the dinning table and talk about which one did Mabel want to do.They both settled on the new experiment and if that doesn’t work,then they would have another conversation about that when the time comes.

Jess left Mabel at the table to get ready but as Mabel was trying to eat her pancakes,of course the possibility of something happening to her lurked behind her and she couldn’t focus on eating her breakfast.All the possibilities are spinning in her head and she couldn’t stop thinking about anything else until.Mabel saw Jess coming from a distance and Mabel immediately put on a smile by default but then remembered the note.

‘You have a support system,use it.’Rang in Mabel’s head as Jess walked up to her.”Mabel?Are you alright?You haven’t eaten any of your pancakes.”Jess asked and looked back and forth between her and the pancakes.Silence.”Will I be ok?”Mabel whispered so softly Jess could barely hear it.Jess stood there after hearing what Mabel whispered for a few seconds,processing but crouched down to Mabel’s level.”Yes,because I am here.”Jess whispered back while smiling warmly,she was lying.Jess didn’t know if Mabel would be alright but she would like to see Mabel smile even if whatever she was telling her that made her smile was a lie.Mabel smiled back and hugged Jess tight.Jess didn’t know this but Mabel knew she was lying.Mabel can read people but people can’t read her.That was her superpower in her words.They stayed like that for a while basking in each other’s warmth and company.It felt nice,Mabel never wanted it to end,ever.

Thank you reading my work!I really appreciate it and hoped you enjoyed this!Please leave a like,reblog and or a comment to support me and if you didn’t like it you can also leave a comment for me and tell me what to improve on.Also sorry it took so long,I would have posted it yesterday but I fell asleep while reading it.So here I am early in the morning writing and posting this finished for you guys!Well,see you next time!BYEBYE!🩷

Part 1

[screampied]

HEYOOOO VAYGUS IT HAS BEEN A WHILLLEEEEEE I HAVE SO MUCH THINGS TO SAY TO YOU!!

FIRST HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO SQUIRTQUEEN , WISH YA THE BEST🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 SECONDLY MERRY BELATED CHRISTMAS 🎅 HOPE YOU GOT A GOOD TIME WITH YOUR FRIENDS YOUR FAM OR EVEN ALONE 💗💗💗 WHAT DID YOU GET 💌💌?? THIRDLY I GOTTA UPDATE YOU IN MY LIFE THERE HAS BEEN HAPPENING SO MUCH !!!!

but first I’ll answer to our last time we talked :are you still into song writing ? bc I kinda gave up ngl…I centered myself more on writing stories bc JHECIUEUEOCJ I love writing 🫂🫂 talking bout that the ‘birthing hips’ fic was sooooo goood I love when reader is smexay like that with stamina it’s so attractive urgh…

Awe also talked a bit about K-pop and our bias from enha and my bias is Sunoo too unless sunghoon is my bias too and niki is my ult… but I can choose so I guess after niki I’m an ot6 I can’t choose for the love of God…have you seen the drama with jungwon recently??? k and c-engenes be hating on everything fr. And about ATEEZ HIHIHIHIIHHIHII GUESSE WHAT I BOUGHT 2DAY!!!! THEIR ALBUM NICHSKHEOHOHF and I got 2 pcs of Mingi, one of yeosang and one of jongho <<333 I also got a mini mingi poster I swear the album I bought was mingi centered or smth… ahhh I’m so happay I ALSO LOVE THE LESSERAFIM THEME YOU NEVER MISS!!

and about my college life 🤗 I’m on vacations rn and let me tell you I kinda miss it.. I love the vibe, my friends I mean idk why but I love my life in college but I’m so happy about it bc remember how I was scared shitless months ago about not being able to make friends and all.. i finally feel safe in a workplace I’m so grateful fr. And I never have a dull moment, it’s fun, and my friends recently got on a double date and bagged their crush 🤭🤭🤭

ANYWAY I talked about my self sm how are you doing ? How’s been your life recently I wanna know :33 tell me about cool things that happened to you vayvayavyavayvayavay

BYE BYE VAYGOUSE IM SO HAPPY I TALKED WITH YOU AFTER A LONG TIME, KISS HAVE A GOOD DAY NIGHTS AND DREAMS 💓💓💓

-🌟

STARRRR MY LOVE :PPPPP

thank u sm 🥹🥹🥹. you are the sweetest. merry christmas to you too! mine went alright, yesterday i visited my grandmummy n we watched this christmas movie called ‘red one’ with chris evans n the rock. p interesting n she loved it heh.

where i’m from, our christmas is different because of culture n everything. we usually have festivals that attract lots of tourists and our presents / gifts are usually homemade. i got mostly some beautiful jewelry which was rare pearls. ofc christmas in my country is more commercial now. the lights all around were soooo pretty and we had a big dinner as well as celebrating my 22nd birthday heh. I HOPE UR CHRISTMAS WENT WELL TOO, BESTIE 🤞

sorta !!!!! songwriting is actually a lot harder than i thought haha. i honestly gave up halfway, i was writing this song about wtv came to my mind at the time. i should honestly go back to it bc it’s lowkey fun !! 💆‍♀️ speaking of, i’ve been searching online for a electric guitar since i alr play bass n i found the perfect one i think. she’s a sexy blue UGHHHHH im gonna be the next jimi hendrix ??

but that’s valid, it’s reeeeally hard n takes a lot of time n patience. time n patient that i clearly dont have 🕺 i get bored super fast so eh, maybe next time. it’s kind of like writing poems in a way, just more idk … melodic? it’s therapeutic for sure. AHHHH THANK YOU :< i’m glad u enjoyed that fic that means a lot heh.

ahh i don’t think i have seen the drama yet </3 i plan on it !!! also, have you seen alice in borderland? i’ve heard about it n i wanna watch that also, i have so many k-dramas to start n finish on its crazy 💔💔💔. ATEEEEEZ MY LOVES i miss them. ur so lucky :(( the mingi poster 🥹🥹 aww i wish it was a way for me to see it but i js know it’s so cute. and THANK YOUUUUU, LE SSERAFIM SUPREMACY MWAH

that’s good that ur enjoying the college life !!! my classes start again next month and im so 😩 thankfully, i have majority online but i gotta go in person for some. hopefully semester goes quiiiick. pretty soon its gonna be 2025 which is so crazy bc whaaaaat. good for you for making the best of college life !!! i’m so happy for you 💓. it can be nerve wracking at first, but you get the hang of it!

buuuut, im okay! i’ve still been writing on here in my spare time as you can see 🙂‍↕️ our community has grown sooooo much, i wanna plan something for you guys eventually after i update my current ongoing stuff first. life has been alright, im on winter break so no studying n stuff until jan. i recently went surfing which was cool !!!!

on the downside though, i think m getting sick 😞 my allergies are probably acting up, but it might just be bc its so cold in my house rn. after i finish my skin care im gonna see what’s up with my heat bc </3 LOVEEEEU, BISSOUS MY LUV 💋

[chibishortdeath]

Had to remake this entire post cause I got gunk in my eye and set my phone down for two seconds to clean it and it crashed (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

Anyway, unfortunately slightly less excited/passionate version of this post it is then ughhhhh

Explanations yippie!

I got requested by some friends to draw Simon with short shorts and so I delivered. Really happy with the anatomy on this one :3

Yes this is Fuma slapping his ass and yes it was also a request lol

Simon did not expect that—

But it was a welcome surprise ;3

Simon and Fuma are cuddling in this one! It’s a little hard to make out what’s going on with their arms and legs tho whoops

Just a doodle about the artstyle crisis I had a bit ago with his hair. It didn’t last long and I ended up going right back to drawing it how I usually do anyway, but it was an interesting concept to try. Maybe I’ll try it out again someday cause it looks nice, but ehhhh I just didn’t end up enjoying drawing it very much tbh (TwT ).

To pair with the first image, I drew Simon in his cursed era with short shorts too hehe :3. I also started adding little dark vein patterns to the curse in this doodle :O. I think it’s giving cursed a lot more than just the bloody scratchy patterns I usually draw.

I like to think that maybe if Simon succumbed to the curse he’d end up a vampire. I mean, it’d track with vampire folklore surrounding the vampires’ curse. There’s a lot of stories where the vampire, even when dead or buried, can still long distance drain and inflict someone with illness and the end stage of it is death and coming back as a vampire or other spirit/ghoul. Aughhhh I had a much better rant about this written before the crash but I just can’t replicate it properly aaaaaaa curse you memory problems (;_; ). I’ll have to rant about vampire folklore in a separate dedicated post eventually, it’s fun :)

Yay, pose practice :3! Also this one is never getting finished, the anatomy was too fun to cover with big clunky armor 😔😔😔

This one I am also so proud of X]. I think this is my best depiction of the effects of the curse yet tbh. I had an explanation of the traits I usually depict it having before the crash, so I’ll try to make another one. First things first, it drastically affects the healing process. Things just don’t close up properly or at all in most cases. Old scars tend to open back up a lot easier and this is in part because of the second major effect: rotting. Rotting is a very explanatory word when it comes to physical ailments, implying decay or necrosis! It usually starts at the extremities or around the edges of wounds with skin darkening, bleeding, and either a dryness or wetness, then spreads inwards and downwards or through the blood to other areas. Especially in extreme cases, which I think 6 whole years qualifies for 💀. Simon would probably have very fragile skin in the most affected areas and long story short his hands and feet are probably raw most of the time yikes, ouch, this poor guy :(. I imagine that he probably has some kind of Belmont specific regenerative and resistant ability that’s kept him from dying from it for so long, since they are kinda implied to be a little superhuman in some way. Which is probably a blessing and a curse in itself because on one hand it did allow him to live long enough to fix the problem, but on the other hand that had to absolutely suck (haha, Drac haha). I’ve explained other elements of it in another older post now that I think of it, so I might have to gather all this stuff together and make a more in depth post about it cause it’s really neat to talk about :3! I had like a huge special interest as a kid for injury and disease cause I started making ocs and ran into a bunch of “how to write realistic injury” posts and I’m glad for it cause it comes back any time I’m writing or drawing something that requires that knowledge. :)

[androidboy]

mixed feelings & not sure what to do 🌸

night before last had really weird phone call with 🌸 and then yesterday she texted me once in the morning to complain about work and then ignored me for the rest of the day. we usually call every night so i asked her if she was able to night call and all she responded with two hours later was “Not tonight.”

no good night no love you just a day of being ignored and then “Not tonight.” like i don’t expect her to be at her phone constantly or be lovey dovey all the time but especially with the weird vibes of the phone call where she went from super intimate to just cold and it just felt really shitty and also i told her about being really scared about medical stuff right now so ive got that constantly on my mind. all of it made me have a huge breakdown last night which isn’t her fault but it felt like the beginning of when she started treating me like disposable garbage in september.

i didn’t respond to “Not tonight.” instead of doing what i would typically do which would probably be like “That’s alright love talk to you tomorrow ❤️” and i went to bed tellin myself that if she texted me today i’d tell her that i was a bit upset at the emotional whiplash and i need some space for the day but then i woke up to a text from her sayin “good morning 🥰” and a nude where she’s lookin all shy and sweet and she’s never sent a Nude nude before and she’s got reasons so i know that it’s a vulnerable thing for her and UGHHHHH

[naraven]

A Simple Date <3

ILY @haliyamori TY SO MUCH FOR THE AYAKA,,,

i didn't know we were both each other's white day giftees, that's very funny to me

i love talking about kaveh with you, so enjoy this little thing i wrote for you <333

wc / 800

“Kaveh, I’m coming in!”

Before he could even react, the door bursts open. The force of the wind lifts what little of the blanket was covering his legs.

“What the f- what? [Y/N]?”

“Literally who else would it be? Get up, babe, we’re going to the aquarium!”

Kaveh could feel the blood in his head moving, fully ragdoll in your arms. He yawns into your shoulder and burrows his face deeper into your neck.

“Why’re you here? Am I missing something?” You puff your cheeks and shove him upright. His head lolls backward but your grip on his shoulders is starting to scare him. 

“You said we’d go to the aquarium on white day! This is the second most romantic date in the year, so get dressed. Unless, of course, I pick out something so we can match.” As you turn around, Kaveh koalas onto your back. He pushes his full weight forward, almost making you stumble into his closet face first.

“Kaaaveeeh, get off!” “No, I’d rather stay here with you than go to some stupid aquarium.”

You gasp, “Aquariums aren’t stupid! Don’t be mean to all the weird ass fish from the ocean.”

Kaveh pushes more weight onto you than you thought was possible. You yelp, trying to stand up straight.

“Nooo, let’s just get a nice breakfast first or something, going to the aquarium is too much work.”

You feel your feet leave the floor, sliding up the bed. Kaveh put his mouth on your nape and blows raspberries.

“HAHAHA KAVEH- STOP.”

You lurch forward, hitting your sleepy lover with his own pillow. He grunts and you fall onto his stomach as he does.

“Unf- Owww…” “That’s what you get babygirl.”

Kaveh cringes at the nickname and you have to hold back a laugh. You loved calling him cringe pet names, some of which made Kaveh groan in frustration. It was always so much fun with Kaveh, someone who would also be as open as you. It was fresh to see someone who wouldn’t hide themself to the world.

With that came the strange friendship with you and Kaveh’s roommate, Al-Haitham. The most he would say to you was how Kaveh seemed a lot happier ever since you two met each other and how you guys were the perfect fit for each other.

He also let you know that Kaveh was a ugly crying drunk. You didn’t know how much he could cry until you three were drinking wine after Kaveh had got promoted. Needless to say, Al-Haitham was a reliable roommate who would constantly nag at the two of you for being so childish.

Which led you to being alone in their house, as Al-Haitham wanted to get away from all the sappy couples as much as he could.

“If you want to use the house, go ahead. I’ll be at work so I don’t have to see Kaveh being a soggy blanket.”

“Thanks, Haitham. We’ll get you some chocolate, too.” “Please don’t.”

You laughed as he walked out the house. What an interesting creature…

“C’monnn, let’s go do something!” “Nooooooooo!”

Kaveh wrapped his legs around your own, effectively tripping you while still in bed. Your cries are ignored by the blond man tangling your limbs together.

“Ughhhhh, why are you so heavy for a guy that stays inside all day…”

“You did NOT just call me fat!”

“I see looks can be deceiving as well…”

Kaveh’s scandalized gasp makes you stifle a laugh. When he doesn’t say anything, you turn to look at him.

“Alright fine, we can take the day slowly. We still have the entire day ahead of us.”

“Of course I’m right. Now stop moving, I’m getting cold without the blankets.”

After some more wrestling for the blanket, you end up spooning your beautiful baby from the back. You press your face into his hair, the clips usually pinning his locks back gone.

He smells of the wood he uses for models, the scent clinging to him even now. His body is warm and heats up both you and him.

“Is there anything you’d like to eat for breakfast?”

“At this point, I think I’d rather eat a big lunch.”

“Ok then, what do you want to eat?”

“I don’t know, you pick.”

“I’m asking you because I don’t know what to pick.”

You huff. This was going nowhere.

“Maybe I’ll just order some takeout. This White Day is turning out to be just another slow day, huh?”

Kaveh hums, huddling deeper into the mattress, “But it’s still a day I get to spend with you, y’know?”

Oh. This man was going to be the end of you.

“...You’re right. I’ll pay for our food today.”

“Huh? No way, I will.”

“If you pay food anything today I will not give you any cuddles for the next week.”

“Wha- hey!”

You giggle in response to his protests. He grumbles and you can feel the vibrations of his laughs afterwards.

“I love you so much, Kaveh. I wish we can celebrate White Day every year together.”

“Mmm, I love you too…”

You can tell he dozed off. He probably stayed up all night working again, and so just for today you’ll let him rest.

You kiss his hair, gently lulled to sleep by the sound of his deep breaths.

[m1ckeyb3rry]

They look soooo good!! Very aesthetic and very pleasing to look at!! Wait Barou and yuki ones would look so nice….can’t wait to see them once you write for them!! Also omg NOEL NOA!!! Ik we talked briefly about your ideas for writing for him that’ll be exciting whenever you get to it!!

REAL 90% of my knowledge of it is from the memes KARASU AS THE FUCKING DONKEY AND CANTTTT LMFAOOOOOO wait I totally forgot gojos also that tall the crossover is insane!!!

LMAOO omg have fun!! Also more importantly STAY SAFE SHDHSJSDOSISN manifesting you meet a hottie and not a snottie!!! Do fill me in on any Mira lore developments though but the encounter that inspired the kiyora fic would actually have me shitting myself in the moment

NO FRRR like there was no basis for that first fight the one in the manga shows the beginnings of their hate relationship ughhhhh I can only pray they’ll somehow add it back in somewhere like they did with the English learning scene in s1….

They better not make Barou look ugly like the first half of s1 please all the animation budget can’t just go to sae PLEASEEE im also very excited to see the nagi Barou Karasu interaction that’ll be so funny

LMAOA TRUE I was excluding your long series fics since those are huge but wait that’s also kinda interesting I would’ve assumed you having a fall slump would mean it’d last through the winter somehow but it being limited to just fall is genuinely intriguing LOL

Ykw is crazy I have a friend who refuses to watch bllk because they don’t like the art and thinks their eyes are too big but they’re a die hard fan of OP and it’s like their fav thing ever and when they told me they didn’t like bllk because of the art style my jaw fell to the floor like HUH???? Whatever I guess but also same!! I can get past the animation but if the art style to begin with isn’t my type then I won’t bother LMAOOO hollyhock rin and aegislash isekai rep so real yeah I’ve never once touched isekai I just know of the meme of getting hit by a truck

OH YEAH wait I lowk forgot which part of it it’s from but I’m pretty certain it’s in the egoist bible day before the u20 match things he definitely smoked tokimitsu about that LMAO yuki being perfect IS the beef Karasu fr would be like “you’re too extraordinary at everything which averages out you’re like ordinarily extraordinary so basically you’re just ordinary boooo”

Kaneshiro callout pt. 2 if you’re reading this PLEASEEEE more character dynamics I beg….

WAITTT I fear rseu needs to be your next pet project after everything that’s in line right now the premise of this is too funny him actively wanting to meddle and everyone being like wtf is he actually Cupid oooh this is too good….

SHSHSHSBS FR like ougghhh sorry yuki but you mean you don’t expect me to fall for the sassy smart mouth tall dude whose job is literally to protect people hahahahahhha errr yeah honestly that’s literally me everytime I decide to branch out and just read some works for other characters the minute they mention Karasu as a side character it’s over for me it usually goes like “wait this author knows of Karasu’s existence??? But chose not to write for him??? Maybe I should put them on Karasu propaganda…” as if I ever interact but yeah anyways LFMAOAO OPPS AS SIDE CHARACTERS yk we’re safe when Isagi enters the ring bonus points if we have the whole gang with Kaiser ness itoshi (ok but lowk where are we on this one atp those TikToks have me kinda lost) I can also maybe get by with Barou staying but Karasu is an absolute no that’s literally me reading hollyhock HIORI LMFAOOO THE OTOYA SLANDER real but lowk I see the vision I can see him taking Inumakis place!!

I can’t believe it’s basically November I could’ve sworn it was just June….ok well our convos certainly aren’t helping you then LMAOAO I swear every exchange we have a new fic idea this is bad maybe we need to shut up more when it comes to ideas OTOYA BFB STILL IN THE LEAD??? I remember you mentioning it was gaining some traction before but damn s2 REALLY doing otoya wonders you’re serving the community too (ofc it’s saes seabird too smh but I mean even I really enjoyed seabird as a non sae fan so I guess I can’t blame them LMAOAA Saes popularity despite barely being animated up until now is still kinda crazy to me though like clearly if it were just because of manga readers we’d have more Karasu fics too right….)

LMAOA we’re truly just linked up all the time from illness to online time but KEEP THEM COMING I love watching these I’ll never say no to a tiktok compilation!!!

BAROUUUU wait it’s this editor I think they made one of the nagi ones you sent last time!! Ugh this one eats but also so real Barou nation rise up…

CARELESS WHISPER I LAUGHED JUST BECAUSE OF ALL THE MEMES BUT SO TRUE!!! Majestic model man yuki matches the vibe perfectly I can’t get over the audio though since it’s been so overused in memes

THE SMIRK AXFUALLY HAD ME FOLDING 8bit did yuki justice thank god…he actually looked sooo cool in the latest ep I feel like the vibes kinda match the rough and tough yuki vibe we talked about before! The smirk is doing things to me ugh bllk s2 ep4 (it is four right) you’ll never be forgotten

- Karasu anon

YAYYY i’m glad you like them 🤩 omg i knowww the barou one with the red is going to look fire and yuki with a warm dark orange too…does noel noa have a character color?? i might end up using the french flag and color picking the blue from it if he doesn’t 😭

KARASU AS THE DONKEY just imagine him looking absolutely miserable wearing a pair of donkey ears thirdwheeling otoya and i (jk i would end up leaving otoya for karasu TBH giving him a taste of his own medicine call that reparations #facts)

WE CAN ONLY HOPE THAT IT’S HOTTIES ONLY!! let me meet kiyora himself this time 😭 or better yet yukimiya/karasu 🙏🏻 i think we’re doing jell-o shots at the pregame so idk if safety will be in the cards LMAOOO but fun definitely will be!! i will definitely keep you updated (and you should also lmk what you’re doing for the holiday if you celebrate hehe do you have costume plans or anything??)

ig the good thing is they definitely can’t cut the second fight because that’s when shidou gets electrocuted (this saturday i think!!) so we’ll at least see that but yeah maybe they’ll put it in a flashback or something…it’s just kind of a weird shift LMAOO we had to sacrifice the shidou vs rin fight to get otoya rizzing up karasu and chigiri ig

NOOO IF THEY DO BAROU THE WAY THEY DID HIM IN S1 I’LL CRY to be fair i think that was partially them staying close to the manga because that’s exactly how he looks in the first arc of the manga BUT nagi also looked a little silly back then and 8bit had no problems yassifying him…and they yassified sae in his first appearance so HARD it’s def favoritism i need them to transfer some of that love to barou this season though his goal is such a good moment like truly the peak of bllk

it’s so weird like it’s literally every fall?? august—november i have awful writer’s block and then something happens in late november that unlocks my creativity again and i suddenly write SO MUCH i have no idea why it works like that

LMAOOO i do think that there are some animes where the eyes are too big and they look very childish and bllk characters definitely have bigger eyes compared to like jjk or violet evergarden but it’s not too much to me so i don’t mind it (plus it varies from character to character like nagi chigiri and hiori have huge eyes whereas barou karasu and rin don’t as much) idk smth about the op art style doesn’t do it for me i just have no interest plus it’s so long and i tend to prefer stories with tighter plot lines than something with no end in sight

RSEU MIGHT BE WHAT CONVERTS ME INTO A SHIDOU FAN help him trying to be a matchmaker and everyone running away from him is just such a funny image in my mind you know he’d be so upset that no one wants his advice too 😭 and him actually cooking too like he somehow gets everyone with their soulmates once they listen to him but the majority of the plot is just him coming up with ways to get the blue lockers to believe in him and his wisdom 😩

HAHAHA ISN’T THAT WHAT HAPPENED WITH US??? like you saw i mentioned karasu in cherry tree so you sent the request for fwtkac and here we are now ☝🏻 but real isagi kaiser and ness will never make me swerve and trust the itoshis are still opps i just see the vision sometimes with the edits yk…i’d still not swerve for them by a long shot 🙂‍↔️ agreed maybe it’s because he’s in third place but barou isn’t quite enough to make me swerve especially because it’s easy to write him as someone unromantic?? like even in pursuit where he’s so cool (pre death and possession ofc) i don’t find myself being like “i wish he was the male lead and someone else was reader’s cousin” meanwhile karasu and surprisingly OTOYA are making me kinda want to swerve a bit (mostly because the otoya x reader dynamic is SO FUNNY and when i originally had the idea for pursuit [in the pre-hollyhock days actually] it was meant to be an otoya story with tullia and karasu on the side!! but then i swerved to nagi because of course i did it’s NAGI and tullireo was born so that agenda was scrapped but the vibes and dynamic between otoya and reader are still kinda there…definitely lessened but they have a lot of goofy silly moments together and that’s why a lot of arcs are the two of them up to stuff (like the arc with the abuse ring) instead of reader and nagi 😭 sigh…otoya x reader pursuit you will always be famous [it was a lot more serious in that version too like otoya being a ninja and instead of his clan being exiled it was just him and pursuit reader was much more like hollyhock reader there]) don’t get me started on pursuit karasu SDLKFJHS it’s a lose lose situation there because if i made karasu the main man i would swerve to nagi that’s why i’ve decided that in the future i can never make both of them important in the same story (the only thing i would change about pursuit is switching karasu and otoya to be bachira and isagi because then tabieita are elite four candidates which makes sense with them being former top six members and there’s no chance of swerving because i’ve never been into isagi OR bachira…only thing with that is then we wouldn’t get the glorious found family dynamics of reader karasu otoya and tullia so it all worked out in the end ig)

RIGHT TOMORROW IS LITERALLY NOVEMBER THAT’S INSANEEEE that also means we’ve been talking for about a third of a year now 🥹 KSDHFDS please our combined brainpower is too insane we always come up with genius ideas in our convos…YES OTOYA BFB IS IN FACT STILL IN THE LEAD IT’S INSANE i’m kinda proud of eita though 🤩 like aww one of the first few fics that comes up for him (disregarding smaus and blurbs because those don’t count as fics in my mind) is literally him being a loser and accidentally liking a girl so much he learns how to fix himself just so she’ll date him that’s so cute GIVE ME MORE OF THAT OTOYA we talk about how bfb karasu is peak karasu but bfb OTOYA is up there too in my mind 😩 also yeah LMAO i think part of it is that seabird ended up on the one recommendation post SKDLJFHS but admittedly the banter in seabird is some of my best work they are SO funny in it like if canon sae was like seabird sae i’d actually probably like him he’s so funny loser dumbass coded also it’s like my oldest blue lock work (besides peregrine) so it’s had a lot more time to gather notes ☝🏻

SDKJFHS no literally the careless whisper audio had me LAUGHINGGGG it’s a good edit IN a meme way if that makes sense like the memes about it are the reason why it works so well somehow?? and YESSS the yukimiya smirk is sooooo dreamy like it just suits him so well and ESPECIALLY the rough and tumble au of him…like i said in that post third selection/u20 yuki feels like he was set up to be someone so different and the smirk is such a good example of that even if it’s a more innocuous example 🙂‍↕️ anyways episode four was truly one for the books i’m hoping episode five lives up to it fr

[starjxsung]

Babe is such a universal thing, I think I’m going to start calling you honey! Honey is one of my personal favorites heheheh

I’m so sorry you went through so much star I hope you’re doing well and I can’t wait for you to be able to make that cake ahhh please send me pics! Also on the applying it’s best to stay in the job your in because it’s so true it’s hard to apply and see if you even get the job especially me as someone who’s still trying to apply and no luck ugh

What’s your love language??? Mine is words of affirmations I love telling people I care that i appreciate them so much

I don’t remember if someone had asked this before but has an anon actually tried to get with you like I know most of anons flirt with you a lot and you flirt with us and we made a mutual connection by even talking out of tumblr but like has an anon actually tried to take your flirting to the next level ie actually thought you were trying to get into a relationship????

A little life update on my end: anxiety really sucks, it’s making me lose sleep by waking up every hour and it’s messing with me a lot making me feel like my friendships are just one sided and that they rather be with other people than me. It’s not helping either that this anon on my tumblr has been saying mean things about me and criticizing the way I write ( it usually doesn’t affect me but rn with how I am mentally it kinda is) but it’s getting so bad that opening my phone and seeing notifications just makes me want to puke

🩶

NO BC HONEY IS SOOO CUUUUUUTE it feels like marriage vibes frfr I love it 🤞🥹

I WILLLL POST PICS OF JILIX CAKE TOMORROW PROBABLY I actually bought one of those mini birthday cakes and it’s been sitting in my fridge for like 3 days so it probably tastes like shit now but it’s SOOOO CUTE IM SO EXCITED 💓 Ughhhhh I know exactly what you mean the job market sucks ASSSSSS rn I just know it’s gonna be an ordeal but I’m definitely still looking at what’s out there and seeing if there’s anything I can transition into that might be a little easier bc my work load right now is the fucking worst :(

Love language HMMMM I think it’s words of affirmation for myself, and then for others I’m really partial to gift giving 💞 I loooove being the kind of person who just finds something cute online and sends it to someone or surprises them w it! I order my sister little desserts sometimes since she lives in another city or sometimes I get random shit for my parents or friends bc it reminds me of them I just love seeing people’s reactions to gifts 🥹

The anon question hahaha yesssss I was in a kinda long situationship type thing w an anon on here and it ended really badly. I truly wish her nothing but the best now and we’re no longer on talking terms, but I’m always grateful for the people I have the pleasure of being in romantic relationships/situationships with even if they end badly ! I hope she finds what she’s looking for eventually

Also I’m so sorry to hear about your anxiety :((( I’m kind of in the same boat rn (literally just picked up my antidepressants today slayyy) but holy fuck wym there’s an anon sending you hate?? Hello?????? That is so fucked up oh my god I’ve gotten my fair share of anon hate on here but please just delete any messages you get and don’t even give them the time of day. It’s so fucked up they’d stoop so low and hide behind an anonymous profile to send hate to random people. What have they even been saying to you? If you need to send me anything privately on discord pls feel free to do so :( I’m so sorry this is happening my love you don’t deserve this at all and it’s gross people would think to do that. I love you so so much please ignore those losers

[coco-goat-milk]

hi!! can you do a kanao!reader (demon slayer) x Childe, Kazuha, and Zhongli (separately), I’d prefer the reader to use a coin and then stop using it after getting into a relationship, emotionless kinda but then starting to warm up, !!IF ITS OK WITH YOU!! and also have the same backstory as her, of course, you don’t have to do the last part since it’s really dark- you don’t have to do this request tho! :D

Kanao! reader x Childe, Kazuha, Zhongli

Pronounce: she/him/they,, pronounce isn't mentioned! so I won't mention it either!

Warning: slight spoilers for Kanao’s past (and Kazuha and Zhongli), violence and cursing (it's just a little bit nothing very bad or anything! and if i forgot anything please remind me!)

A/n: Moshi moshi~ dear, ofc i'll do your request! And if you check out my rules page you will see all the characters i write for and if i write for those characters that means that i also write for the characters their past! I hope this is okay and what you wanted! If it's not just tell me and I will try again hun!

Childe

First time meeting:

He was very curious about you when he first saw you.

When he approached you, you just kept smiling, while tried to start a conversation with you.

Keyword: tried

You just kept staring intently at him with a smile, ngl he got kind of scared.

But the moment you pulled out a coin and flipped it into the air, he was so confused, huhh???

When the coin landed on your palm and you smiled at him, he waited patiently for you to answer him.

But what you did next is something he really didn't expect.

“Sayonara” You smiled at him and ran away leaving Childe in a confused daze.

After that he would keep searching for you, and try to make conversation.

When you two get together:

You would slowly try to have a conversation without the use of your coin. (but Childe luckily didn't try to push you)

“Childe…”

“Yes love!”

“Do..you..like rocks?”

“???”

He will be very patient with you, and even though he still teases you and flirts with you, he knows when to stop.

If you decide to tell him about your past and about your dead sister who decided to take care of you, he will first of all feel a lot of grief and anger. Not anger towards you but towards the people who treated you like shit.

He will let you take your time, while he teaches the people who treated you badly a..few lessons.

This bastard is very clingy while you are...not. So he likes to cling onto you like a koala bear, and you just let it be.

He flirts a lot with you but you don't respond most of the time, but when you flirt back he will be shook and flustered.

If he has seen you fighting, he will want to spar with you.

Masochist.

You usually just spend time together eating or sparring.

It's a cute relationship while he supports you all the way!

Kazuha

First time meeting:

He just wanted some peace and quiet in nature, maybe reciting some haiku.

But as he got to the clearing he saw a person calmly sitting there with butterflies flying around (her/him/them), he just stood there shocked.

As you turned your head around your eyes met, and it felt as if there was an invisible connection with each other.

After that day you often meet him at the exact same place, sometimes he tells you haiku’s or you two just sit in a comfortable silence with butterflies surrounding you two.

When you two are together in a relationship:

You both are very calm people and you don’t talk that much but his calming presence, makes you use your coin less.

“Kazuha can you...can you..”

“Take your time Y/n”

“Can you tell me a haiku about butterflies..?”

He is very happy that you try to talk without the coin, but of course he is curious why you don't talk without your coin. He won't push you for answers though.

If you tell him about your past and your dead sister, he can relate to you losing your loved one.

If you want to he will comfort you, he is actually very amazed by your mental strength and compliments you for it.

He wrote a haiku about his admiration for you.

You are really bad at comforting him but he takes great comfort in your presence.

You didn't really know what to do with physical affection, but it's okay because he eases you into it.

Usually hand holding or kisses on the cheek.

If he told you about his past and how he is a wanted criminal, you will become quite protective over him.

If he saw how you defeated your enemies, he would be amazed and proud of you.

Has several haikus about you, and he usually tells you about them before bed time.

Ughhhhh him telling you about all his love and adoration for you in the most poetic way and before bed time!?!?! SIGN ME UP 🤲

It's a very wholesome and sweet relationship, with you both being closeted simps for each other.

Zhongli

First time meeting:

You basically became Zhongli’s assistant, he found your company very comforting and nice.

He was certainly very curious about you and why you only answered with your coin.

He talked...a lot.. like a lot, you just let him talk because you had high respect for the man.

And his voice is just *chef’s kiss*

When you two get together:

In your relationship he is the one who talks the most, and you just listen with a smile on your face.

He knows you don't really make decisions without your coin, but actually it's just you who already made a decision but didn't want to embarrass yourself.

He cares a lot for you, so when you tell him about your past;

He will have order! *summons giant rock*/j

No but seriously he will comfort you with his words if needed, he will brew you some tea.

He has been through some hard stuff as well so he isn't that bad at comforting.

He knows you're not very cuddly or anything but he lets it be, so he is very surprised when you hold his arm out of nowhere.

“And so- oh…” You just wrapped your hand around his arm like you had done it so many times, his gentle smile widens even more.

“Ah okay as i was saying-!”

When he tells you that he is a god, you don't react that much. you already knew.

He is actually kind of glad and surprised that that was your only reaction.

With physical affection it's usually him holding your hands or your hand wrapped around his arm.

You are basically his mom; when he is going out and forgot his Mora for the hundredth time, you will come to the rescue with a bag of Mora.

Things like that are your way of showing you care, and of course you are not using your coin with him anymore.

When he sees you fighting he is very curious and proud, he will want to ask questions about your fighting styles over a cup of tea.

Aww such a sweet relationship, even though he is a god y'all don't care; just living in the moment!

[cheesy-cakey]

Before Challenging the gym

Rosedome city gym-

The gym is closed and you see two people outside.

Ace: Hey! you're here to challenge the Rosedome city gym? well you're out of luck today.

Deuce: Gym Leader Riddle is at an unbirthday party and all the staff are invited... why are we here then?

Ace: Well we were told to watch over the place and tell challengers no one's here.

Deuce: No it's cause you caused a scene last time so now we're serving punishment for that by not being invited.

Ace: You have a package from Professor Crowley? well if you really need to see Riddle the unbirthday is being held in the rose garden at the square.

Deuce: Just go down that path.

Adeuce: CYA!

Afterclaw Savannah Gym-

Upon arriving to Afterclaw Savannah you saw someone frantically looking around seeming frustrated.

Ruggie: Ughhhhh where is he this time?

he turned and saw you.

Ruggie: Have you seen someone with brown hair and green eyes anywhere? he has sort of a wild appearance. seen em? no? haaaah where did he run off to this time.

He then rushed off to look for the one he's looking for.

Soon another person walked up to you.

Jack: You seem confused about what just happened. he's looking for the Afterclaw Savannah Gym leader, Leona. He tends to wander off to take a nap somewhere. you're here to challenge the gym? well if you want to challenge the gym you have to find the gym leader first.

he shrugged and left.

ask around if they've seen him.

found him in a greenhouse.

Coravinelle City Gym-

Someone had recommended to visit the underwater museum that is full of the cities history.

While looking at some of the pictures you bump into a tall man... two tall men.

Jade: Apologies, I wasn't looking where I was going.

Floyd: heeeey, Jade. they're so small! like a wishiwashi.

Jade: You don't seem like your from here, Are you just visiting? Your all the way from Night Raven Town?

Floyd: haaaah? Little Wishiwashi came all the way from that small town?

he questioned as he picked you up looking at you closer.

Then bam. headbutting the rude man then dropped you.

Floyd: GWAH! The little Wishiwashi is like a goldeen now.

holding his forehead.

Jade: You had it coming, Floyd. So what brings you to our prosperous city?.... You're traveling to collect all the gym badges?

Floyd: Then that means little Wishiwashi is going to challenge Azul's gym right, Jade? That means you have to battle us to get to him! I'm not going easy on you after what you just pulled wishiwashi~

Jade: Indeed, Floyd. Well why don't you tell Azul yourself that you wish to challenge him? He's all the way at Sea Witch exhibit.

Scarab Desert Gym-

Walking around town you soon see a Pokémon zoom through the air.

While being distracted you had no idea of the person about to run into you.

Jamil: KALIM! Ack!

falling over you look up to see someone. Hurriedly getting up

Jamil: KALIM! Get back here! aaaand he's gone... great

The man sighed then looked at you.

Jamil: Sorry, I was trying to chase someone after they just ditched what they were supposed to do... You want to know where the Scarab Desert Gym is? I have to apologize but it just closed... unintentionally... why? well the one I was chasing was, Kalim. The Gym's gym leader during the day... If you wish to challenge the gym you might have to wait since I still have to go find them... You want to help? If you wish, he's usually out on the desert looking for an oasis to play with Pokémon. goodluck.

Pyfiore City Gym-

Upon arriving at the Gym someone came out.

Epel: Hm? oh are you a challenger? sorry but Gym Leader Vil is at a photoshoot right now. where? Well he's doing a photoshoot for a perfume brand that's from Rosedome city... when will he be back? well we don't exactly know. sometimes after a photoshoot he tends to go through the shopping district of the city before coming back... if you want you could go see him and tell him that you want to have a gym challenge... well good luck.

Isle of Igni Gym-

While walking around and looking at the gloomy but high tech city you bump into someone.

you look up to see a child surrounded by parts and rubbing his head.

getting onto your feet you help him up.

Ortho: Thank you! Not many people around here help when bumping to people. they get embarrassed and run away. huh? you're not from here? Oh! you're from Night Raven town? ISN'T THAT WHERE PROFESSOR CROWLEY DO HIS RESEARCH AT!? Is that a Pokédex!? Uwaaahhh... You should get it updated by my brother! c'mon! oh wait I still have to carry these parts to him... you'll help? thank you! Now let's go to the gym! why? well that's cause my brother is the gym leader! he's so cool! Did you know my brother helped create the Pokédex your holding right now? pretty cool huh! he also designed the pc. and almost everything you see on this island! You're going to challenge the gym? Your 6th gym badge!? Amazing! why don't you meet my brother first THEN you can challenge him. you still have to go through the gym task of course.

Somnia Valley Gym-

let's just say you met while going around the valley at night.

Didn't know who he was until you went to challenge the gym.

Ramshackle Forest Gym-

You arrive at the gym to be greeted by a young boy.

Grim: You're here to challenge the gym? well you're in luck! I'm the Ramshackle Forest's Gym leader! Grim the Great!

then a slender older man wearing a suit, cape and a top hat came out.

Ghost A: Grim are you telling people that you're the gym leader again?

Grim: Geh! no I'm not!

then another man that was a bit chubbier but shorter wearing the same outfit came out.

Ghost B: He definitely was.... you actually believed he was the gym leader?

Ghost A: he's not. he's an apprentice under the actual gym leader... who are we? well you can call me Ghost Uncle A!

Ghost B: Ghost Uncle B.

then soon someone entered the gym. he was similar to ghost B but taller.

Ghost C: Eh? why are you all standing at the entrance?... oh no no I'm not the gym leader... who am I? well call me Ghost Uncle C. The one your looking for is Gym Leader, Yuu. We had actually taken him in back then and trained him to be the gym leader. This used to be a trio gym but after we retired we appointed our what we consider adoptive son the gym.

Ghost B: What about this little one? your talking about Grim? well Yuu found him in the forest lost for some reason then he decided to take him in saying he's going to do the same thing as we did.

Ghost A: anyways, where is Yuu? didn't you go with him C?

Ghost C: He said that the spirits said there would be someone looking for him and asked me to tell the challenger who entered to go to the willow tree woods. and I'm guessing it would be you. You can find the path to willow woods on the northern side of town. here take this if you ever get lost just blow this whistle. a drifloom would come pick you up... the drifloom can't exactly take you TO him since they only know how to follow the whistle and come back here... if you need we can have a litwick follow you to make it brighter.

after that you walk out the gym and start heading north.

Ghost Uncles: GOODLUCK KIDDO!

I love making these headcanons they're so much fun

[dangerousstrawberryshark]

Yandere Tubbo x Male Reader

Warning: little violence (not that detailed). 

This one is going to be short.

Requested from Pokadeathpony

Backstory: You live in Brighton, England, United Kingdom. (I don’t know where Tubbo lives nor do I know where Tommy lives) One day you were walking to go get some breakfast. Until you bumped into George one of your favorite Minecraft streamers and content creators. You were a small streamer, not that many viewers. You and George began to talk, he later invited you to see the dream SMP world, and you meet the other people of the dream SMP. You then got to meet Tubbo. You thought Tubbo was normal until it took a turn. A big turn. 

Btw you are 17. (Tommy will be turning 17 this year and Tubbo will be 18)

M/N: Male name

Y/T/N: Your Twitch Name.

M/U: Minecraft username

H/C: Hair color

S/C: Skin color

F/D/P: favorite donut place.

Sorry if this is bad.

You were sleeping peacefully until I heard the most annoying sound ever. 

*Beep, beep, beep,* “Ughhhhh.” You were trying to turn it off but you kept missing until you finally got it. ‘Finally got that stupid thing off!’ you thought to yourself. “What time is it?” I looked at the clock. “7:35 am. I might as well get up,” you said to yourself as you slowly got out of bed, stretching your muscles. 

You went to the bathroom to do your business and brush your teeth. After you were done, you grabbed my keys and went to go get breakfast.

As you were walking to go get your daily donuts and coffee, you suddenly bumped into someone causing me to fall. “You okay there?” the voice said, ‘I know that voice!’ you thought to yourself and looked up to see George, George Davidson!!

He handed his hand out, you grabbed his hand. “You alright,” he said, you couldn’t process anything, you just stared at him. You snapped out of your daze. “Yeah, I’m okay. I’m a fan of you by the way,” you replied with excitement. 

“Oh? Really?” he said, “Yes! I’m a big fan of yours! I’m actually a streamer just like you,” You replied. “Oh, really what’s your twitch name?” He asked, wondering maybe he’ll check you out. “Oh, Y/T/N!” 

“Okay, maybe check it out later today. Hey, wanna talk and get some food?” you couldn’t say no to that, how many get to eat with their favorite celebrity? “Yes, I would like. Either way, I was going there before I ran into you.” “Alright, let’s go.”

Time skip (You and George went to go eat, and later he checked out your Twitch channel. 3 days later, you got a DM from George saying; “Do you want to tour the Dream SMP world?” and you gladly accepted the offer. And this is where it all began.)

Y/N POV 

I recently got a message from George saying, “Do you want to tour the Dream SMP world?” and you (Or should I say “we”) know I accepted it. He said tomorrow is when it's happening. 

Time skip to tomorrow. 

I woke up earlier than usual, even beat my alarm clock before it could ring. I went to the bathroom and did my usual. George said he will invite me at 10:30 AM. “What time is it now?” I grabbed my phone and checked, “It's 7:10 AM. Will looks like I’m going to have to wait a while.”

Time skip (3 hours and 20 minutes later)

I hopped onto my PC and started it up. After it started, I opened up Minecraft and checked my Notifications. I received the invite I quickly joined in.

Tubbo POV

I was on the Dream SMP world with Tommy, Corpse, George, BBh, and Dream, when an unknown player had joined the game. That shouldn’t be possible since this server is private nobody can join be us.

“Hey who joined?” I questioned. “Oh, I met this small streamer while I was walking to go get breakfast 3 days ago, and I invited them over to give a tour of the place!” George enthusiastically over discord. 

‘Mmm, so they’re a streamer? Maybe I should get to know them.’ 

Time skip (To be honest this one is rushed. It’s currently 1:08 AM where I live and my mind isn’t functioning right now) 

After I introduced myself and the others did, we began to talk about random things. Apparently, M/N is currently streaming right now, and I went to go check it out. 

After I introduced myself and the others did, we began to talk about random things. Apparently, M/N is currently streaming right now, and I went to go check it out. 

M/N has a facecam on, and I get to see what he looks like. He had looked pulchritudinous. Absolutely exquisite. He had soft fluffy H/C hair, his nice S/C, and how his dazzling E/C shine brighter than the sun. I’m going to say it again, he is ravishing.

‘Wait, why am I calling a guy beautiful?’ this boy is triggering something in me. Something I never experienced before. Something in me wants me to protect him at all cost. ‘No stop thinking about that!’ I pushed these unfamiliar thoughts and feeling down.

As time went on my thing for M/N increased. I don’t know why I’m so infatuated with him. Tried ignoring the thoughts and feelings but they keep coming. 

‘Something is coming out of ME.’ 

Time skip ( 2 months after the meeting)

It’s been two months since our little meeting, M/N is officially part of the SMP world. I’ve been binge-watching M/N streams, his YouTube videos, and I also follow him on all his social media accounts, and sometimes I’ll search the internet to find small information. 

I was currently on a website about M/N. it listed all of the information about him since meeting George is grew rapidly on Twitch and YouTube. ‘I already know all of this!’ I thought to myself as I kept scrolling down until I came upon something interesting. 

“M/n current residence in Brighton, England, United Kingdom.” my eyes widen as I read this, ‘He lives close to me!’ I yelled in my mind. 

I was fanboying until I heard my notifications sound. I stopped what I was doing went to go check who it was from. M/N invited me, I immediately accepted it. The world was loading. “Hello!” M/n yelled.   

It was me, M/N, Tommy, and dream on the server. I noticed that Tommy has been getting close to M/n, really close to for my liking. Tommy would sometimes even flirt, this obviously made me jealous for some reason. 

We were minding our own business until “Hey M/n! Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!” that was the most terrible pick-up line I have ever heard. “Oh my God Tommy?! Really?” M/n said but he was Laughing at that. 

This only made me INFURIATED.

M/n POV

I was minding my own business trying to build my home since I joined 2 weeks ago. The only other people on the server were me, tubbo, Tommy, and dream. Anyway, I was nearly done until Tommy said something, “Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!”

That has to be the most dumbest and funniest pick-up line I heard. “Oh my God Tommy! Really?!” I said while laughing at his attempt at flirting with me. 

Then Tommy went on to say more stupid pick-up line. Some of them were like, “Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?” and “Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!” Just to name a few. 

I noticed that Tubbo hasn’t been talking as much. I wonder what’s wrong with him. I didn’t take note that was going to lead to something atrocious. 

Anyways we still had fun, Tommy kept trying to flirt. “Hey M/n, I was wondering if we could meet up since you know, we both live in Brighton,” Tommy with hope in his voice, hoping you accept his offer. I began to think, ‘Mmm, should I? Or should I not?’

“You know what? Sure. What time do you want to meet?” I accepted his request. “Uhhhhhh, Maybe on Thursday at 5:30. Meeting place F/D/P.” Tommy replied. “Alright! See you there,” I replied.

No One’s POV

Tubbo was fuming with anger as he was listening in on their conversation. ‘No!!!!! I can’t let this happen! I need to do something.’ Tubbo was thinking to himself, but he didn’t notice that M/n and Tommy had stop talking.

“Hey, Toby! Are you okay? You haven’t been talking,” Tommy said with concern. “Yeah, I’m just fine you know!” Tubbo said with venom and anger in his voice. “Wow there calm down, I was just asking. Geez,” Tommy backed knowing that his friend is anger. 

‘Why is he angry? I did nothing wrong!’ Tommy thought to himself, wanting to know what he did. “You know what, I think I’m going to leave,” Tubbo said as he left the game and went offline. 

“What’s his big deal?” M/n questioned. “I don’t know,” Tommy replied, “I gotta go. See ya later M/n!” “Bye Tommy!” Tommy has left the game. 

Meanwhile. 

“I need to find a way to prevent this meetup!” Tubbo said to himself. Then an idea came into mind. An extreme idea. 

New Messages 

Today at 4:23

Toby: Hey, Tommy. Sorry I lashed out at you today.

Delivered at 4:23 

Tommy is tying…

Tommy: it’s alright mate.

Delivered at 4:23

Toby is typing…

Toby: How about we meet up, so I can apologize in person.

Delivered at 4:24

Tommy is typing…

Tommy: today or tomorrow? Cause I have a meeting with M/n. 

Delivered at 4:24

When Tommy mentioned the meeting toby had to act fast. 

Toby is typing…

Toby: today at my place.

Delivered at 4:25

Tommy is typing…

Tommy: sure thing! When exactly?

Delivered at 4:25

Toby is typing…

Toby: 5:30 

Delivered at 4:25

Tommy is typing…

Tommy: Okay, see you at 5:30

Delivered at 4:26

‘And that WILL be the last time you see.’

Time skip (1 hour 4 minutes)

Toby heard his door knocked. Toby went to go open his door, and there he sees his target. “Hey, Toby!” Tommy let himself in. ���So where are your parents?” Tommy questioned. 

“Oh, they’re on their anniversary vacation,” Toby answered. “Ohhh, okay. Wanna head to your room?” “Sure I just need to go get something.” “Okay.” 

While Tommy went upstairs, Toby went into the kitchen. He grabbed the knife and slowly began to walk, he hid the knife behind his back. Once he walked into his room, he locked the door and slowly began to approach Tommy. 

“What are you doing Toby?!” Tommy yelled as walked backward, but then he hit the wall. “It was never meant to be.” those would be the last words, Tommy would ever hear as Toby shoved the knife into Tommy’s heart. 

Toby cleaned up the body by putting it into the trash bag along with the knife. He quickly disposed of the body. 

3 days later

Tommy was reported missing by his parents and the police were on the search. M/n was worried. Toby called M/n to do a cooking stream. M/n was suspicious about this cause this came out of nowhere. But in the end, M/n agreed. 

A few hours have passed and M/n arrived at the residence of Toby. m/n knocked on the door waiting for an answer just then the door swung open revealing a smiling Toby. 

“Hey there M/n! Glad that you arrived!” Toby sounded a bit too happy for your liking. “Please come in!” he invited you in. But as you walked, you heard the door close and lock behind you. Just as you turned around you got knocked by a heavy object. 

You slowly began to wake, you noticed that you were tied up. You looked around until your eyes landed on Toby. He had a wicked smile plaster on his face. 

“Why are you doing this?” you asked desperately wanting to know why. ‘Did he cause Tommy to go missing?’ You thought to yourself until you hear Toby coming to you. 

“You know, I always reject this feeling inside me. This feeling caused me to love you. Tommy was getting in the way of us being together, he had to be dealt with.”

“You’re a monster! You killed Tommy and you think I’m going to love you?!” this angered Toby but didn’t show it. “You’ll learn to love… cause you’ll be staying here…

Forever…”

[polishhandplates]

Translation notes 11-15 | HANDPLATES

8 ALSO I FORGOT TO MENTION- In the seventh, gaster says „Boże daj mi cierpliwość …”which means „God give me patience” which, for these who don’t know, just seems like a little saying. But, if you have some insight, you know that the rest of the saying is „Because if you give me strength, I’ll kill” which is very gaster of him. 11. Okay. 11 comic. hoo this is a lot in one day, anyways. I think that from now on gaster will use masculine versions for them no matter what. Since he did describe them as „two little skeletons” and skeleton is masculine. Possibly in later issues he’ll be switching in between them to show his inner turmoil? We’ll cross that bridge once we get there. ALSO, we got translated baby talk! I generally used some slang to base the words off of, since, you know, it’s usually just easier to say versions of proper words. Example Baby Papyrus said: No cry, See, One okay, One No-mal. And so I translated it into: Ne Płac, pac, je oke, je dobsz. Which roughly says: Dnt Cry, l-k , u oke, u gut. For once I’m glad I have a little brother, so I can better translate the baby talk.Anyways, other fun things…I again translated little as tiny, because it just felt right. Calling them „tiny skeletons” feels way more dad, and I need that sort of softness in my life.

12. UGHHHHH WHY WAS IT SOOO LONG??? Anyways, it was kind of tedious, but I think it was worth it, I find it to be one of the best like…calm before the storm comics? I actually forgot about the first time of the comic, so I was like, whew, finished, and then noticed that no, I was not finished. So yeah, that was f u n. I don’t know what to say about this one…it was long, not too many too interesting translation stuffs…

13. Okay, who, this was shorter, and much more pleasant. I changed some translations, to make life easier.like when asgore says „this is my duty, as a king. But my duty is also to my people, and my friends” and I changed it to basically „that’s my duty as a king, but my duty is also to serve my people, to serve my friends ” because it felt R I G H T. I sometimes wonder if it’s okay that I change the text im translating like this. But it feels correct to change it, because making a 1:1 translation isn’t my point here, it’s giving the polish audience the experience of hand plates in their native language. Oh, I also changed the last line to „I promise” because I didn’t want to make it like this…loooooooong and hard to read sentence, it’s the end of a comic part, it has to HIT.

14. Made sure the last sentence hit again, instead of saying „I WILL NOT FAIL” Gaster basically says „I will not disappoint” which I feel like fits him more…and the I don’t have a good 1:1 translation for the polish so it’s a win win! I changed the bit where papyrus asks about Gasters hands from „WHY DON’T MY HANDS LOOK LIKE YOURS? You and subject 1 don’t look alike, do you? Guess not” to „Papyrus: Dlaczego moja ręka nie wygląda jak twoja? Gaster: Ty i Obiekt 1 nie wyglądacie tak samo, więc dlaczego mamy my? Papyrus: W sumie…” which roughly translates to „Why isn’t my hand like yours? You and subject 1 don’t look the same, so why would we? makes sense…” the last word can’t be perfectly translated. Basically it means like an „actually you’re right” or „W sumie czemu nie” means „Sure why not” but „W sumie” also means in total or in all. So it also would fit in a „all in all” translation. Gaster feels colder when it’s put that way, which he definitely would be at this point.

15. I specifically translated „it is done” to „I did it” to show how gaster takes responsibility for what he’s done. I turned the „their limited worldview […] out of the pieces?” Part into a very specific building/ruins metaphor, since earlier I translated „a mutual scaffolding” into „a mutual foundation” so now it can be tied together, as if the building they build with Gaster’s aid got torn to shred by his cruelty. I changed the way that sans tries to comfort Papyrus, instead of saying „we’re okay” he says „We’re in this together”. It ties better with their codependency and also sounds better.  I also translated „oh jeez” into „boziu” which is very similar, like they mean the same thing, but they’re used differently in the cultures. Boziu is most often used by older people, often referencing baby jesus, but it also sounds very childish, like a little kid would pick it up from their grandparents. This feels especially nostalgic to me, since I’m at my grandma’s as of writing this and she says that a lot.

Since I’ve hit the 15 mark, I’ll try to get to 20 if possible, but if not, I’ll try and get started on editing the pages to be translated. Hopefully I can provide the best hand plates experience to the polish side of the fandom…if it even exists. If it doesn’t then I know that hand plates can stand on it’s own regardless! Again, thanks to the amazing @zarla-s for giving me permission to translate this wonderful work! as a more personal note, I hope that as my translations go on, I’ll be able to maybe get a job as a translator? It sounds very cool in concept and as you might have noticed, I really enjoy it…well, let’s just hope my translations can pack enough of a punch so that it has at least half the force of the source material!

[kazewhara]

no cuz i cackled seeing the kazuha anon talking about the body pillow (i literally. have that jn my cart list actually. and i have a kazuha lamp and kazuha plushie but we cant tell him that obvi) but it did make me think of something *sips latte*

imagine you have a picture of kazuha that you adore a lot, maybe a pic of him ahen you first met or maybe a pic of him when he was a child (cough cough childhood friends to lovers again ahaha COUGH COUGH), and, there’s this silly thing i do where i talk to inanimate objects, so i thought it’d be cute if reader always talks to the picture saying stuff that they don’t usually say to kazuha (mostly cuz they’re embarrassed maybe??). things like, “oh my god your so cute kazu dhjsjcdj :((“ or sometimes! they even ramble or rant to it! (i do this with.. the kazu plushie…)

but here’s the thing, let’s imagine the reader was like talking super lovey dovey to the picture, hugging it and just being giddy because??? kazuha is just cute okay :( . BUT SUDDENLY kazuha overhears it, maybe he was about to go to your cabin in the crux, until he overhears you talking, and he’s like “?? is someone in there??” … and kazuha doesn’t usually try to eavesdrop, but he’s super curious on what you’re saying… then well, that’s where he hears you rambling about how pretty and cute he is in such a loving tone.

boom! explosion noises and the windows error noise is playing rn because kazuha has malfunctioned, he was not able to handle the amount of compliments and sputters you keep on rambling about to. whoever you’re talking to… like he really just flinched because he doesn’t know how to react… ears red and face flushed, and if he later realizes you’re talking to a old picture of him?? and saying that?? he just melts because. how did he even pull you. like he feels so lucky and loved he can cry on spot )##’2&)#@‘@‘s.

(mmm…rereading this… i feel like this is also how kazuha would react if he had a super affectionate lover… especially if its his first time in the relationship :0!)

-🍵 anon

not @ you having kazuha merch (where'd u get it though cause i got nothing-) AND TALKING TO THE PLUSHIE PLEALSNEDNSDN CAUSE I KNOW I'D DO THE SAME

no no but i think kazuha would actually be way out of his depth if you're really affectionate with him and that's the cutest fucking thing to me because realistically speaking, he probably has no idea what it's like to be the recipient of this specific type of love i just#)@&&###,# BE AFFECTIONATE WITH HIM UGHHHHH 🥺🥺🥺