#i don’t think they are

[notscorb]

more just roll with it and epithet erased crossover stuff.. here’s Ollie and Molly :D

[de-lyc-ful]

Explaining in general terms how asexuality works to one of my very not asexual friends is…

truly an experience.

Essentially it goes

Friend: Do asexuals—

Me: Yes, some of us, but not all.

Friend: ok but what about—

Me: Yes, some of us, but not all.

Friend: ok but—

Me: I can guarantee the answers to your next seven questions are going to be “Yes, some of us, but not all.”

It gets even more interesting when I try to explain the aromantic spectrum to them but genuinely I’m not sure if they could understand even 1% of it if they tried.

Why must I be the aroace friend in a group of allos? (I actually don’t mind it can be funny as shit)

[ennard-is-near]

I’m sort of scared that the second FNaF movie won’t feature the bite of ‘87, or at least won’t properly do it, because they don’t want to confirm anything.

There are a few ways that it could be done. Either you have Vanessa talk about it Phone Guy style (+ visual flashback optional), have it happen to a character in the movie in the current year, or do a little reference to it without having it done properly (like the first movie’s “bite of ‘83” that wasn’t really proper, but a reference nonetheless.)

But keep in mind that in the FNaF canon, it is literally never confirmed who the bite victim was or which animatronic did it. Of course, fans are almost positive that it was Jeremy Fitzgerald and Mangle, but it’s never been confirmed. Even The Week Before seemed like it was purposely avoiding saying the victim’s name, instead just opting to call him “the victim.” And they also never say which animatronic it was, instead opting to dodge it completely (ie. “what he did to provoke the attack” using language that skirts around an animatronic entirely and makes it sound like 100% “The Victim’s” fault, which isn’t relevant but it is very funny). And bc it seems like the movie is hesitant to do any canon confirmation of any sort, hence the completely alternate timeline.

I don’t actually think they’ll avoid it entirely, it’s simply too iconic (arguably one of the most iconic parts of the games) but I’m afraid it will be lame. I think that the iconic Bite of ‘87, which happens during the second game, needs to be a large or at least memorable part of the second movie. I think it’s genuinely necessary. And you will be hearing a long, bitchy rant from me if it isn’t included up to my very high standards (swirls my expensive wine in my expensive wine glass.)

[deklo]

went on twitter for one second and immediately saw the worst aftg related tweets of all time. WHEN! WILL! I! LEARN!!!!!!!!

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[bizarrebazaar13]

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

[theres-rue-for-you]

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[froody]

when I was like 15, a drunk woman I didn’t know at a party who was smoking a cigarette on the porch started randomly opening up to me about her infertility journey and I told her how I was my parents rainbow baby after multiple miscarriages and fertility treatments said not to lose hope. she comforted me about being a strange kid without many friends my age (hence why I was at a party full of adults thrown by my uncle) and told me everything would work out eventually. the next time I saw her like 2 years later (small town, mutual friends) she was carrying her newborn. I think about that a lot. it’s easy to feel disconnected from people and but sometimes just talking to them and hearing their point of view and relating makes you feel less alone. even if you’re only each other’s company for a few moments.

[ratsonfire]

I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic

[ghost-mantis]

Truck drivers in Michigan have for years smashed into an undersized bridge called The Big Penny. Normal warning signs have not deterred drivers from wedging dozens of trucks into its hungry maw.

So they put eyes and teeth on the bridge, in part as a further deterrent.

It has not worked…

[realtalk127]

thinking about how the best case scenario that elphaba can imagine in the wizard and i is that finally someone will come along who will be able to change everything about her. even in her wildest dreams, she views that as her best option.

and then.

along comes galinda. who - after spending an entire night attempting to give her a makeover - settles on: ‘actually, you’re perfect just the way you are. i wouldn’t change a thing. except maybe to tuck a little piece of myself in with you, just there.’

and i just think that’s neat.

[gayvampyr]

asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now

[horserad-ish]

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[marshmellowed]

every time.