#i don’t give a fuck about my digital footprint

[dogstarbytes]

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ғʀɪᴅᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜɪʀᴛᴇᴇɴᴛʜ - ᴇᴜʀᴏɴʏᴍᴏᴜs (ʟᴏʀᴅ ᴏғ ᴄʜᴀᴏs)

(୨୧ not proof read ୨୧ )

female!reader x oystein aarseth

word count: 1,526

contents: 18+, cunnilingus

mentions: @fallout-girl219

He had promised you “ just the tip. ” He swore he wouldn’t fuck you, but he just wanted to feel you, but somehow you ended up with your face pushed into the cushions of the couch with cock slamming into your cervix. 

It had all started so innocently. Øystein asked you over to come watch a movie at his place. You looked through his extensive collection of horror movies before landing on Friday the Thirteenth. You wandered into his kitchen heating up some popcorn while he queued up the movie. 

Once the movie was ready Øystein crept into the kitchen sneaking up behind you. His hands gripped your hips, suddenly making you jump followed by his lips attacking your neck earning giggles to fall from your lips.

“ Quit it- I’m making popcorn.. Quit! ” My serious tone was overshadowed by my giggles before he pulled away. 

You rolled your eyes before pulling the popcorn off the stove and pouring it into a large bowl. You made your way into his small-ish living room where you joined him on the couch. You handed him the popcorn before tossing a blanket over your laps. Your head rested on his shoulder while the movie played. Øystein was never one for intimate gestures, but with you he’d let you do anything. As the movie progressed you both moved to more comfortable positions on the couch, Øystein being behind you with his arms wrapped around your waist as you watched the gorey scene on the tv play out in front of you. His hands began to wander as his lips pressed into your neck.

“ Quit- mm’ trying to watch. ”

“ Just keep watching princess.. ”

His hands slid under your shirt before they slipped under your bra as well. His hands groped at your breasts while his teeth nipped at your neck. You tried desperately to stay focused until you felt something poking your ass. 

“ Øystein stop it- I just wanted to watch the movie, and now you’re poking me, ” my tone was laced with annoyance as I sat up pausing the movie. 

He rolled his eyes in response as he sat up as well. “ You never seemed to care all those times when we were drunk. ” Your expression changed from annoyance to anger before you smacked his arm roughly. Your reaction only made him laugh as his hands wandered back under your shirt. “ Just one more time baby, c’mon just the tip.. ”

Your resolve slowly gave away before you looked into his shiny blue eyes, “ just the tip? You promise? ”

Øystein nodded as he began sliding off your shirt. You got comfortable on the couch once more as he kicked off his jeans and boxers before pulling down your shorts. He slowly pushed the tip of his cock into your cunt. His fingers dug into your hips as he eased in and out of you. His hips snapped forward, suddenly sinking all the way into your cunt. The sudden thrust made a loud moan fall from your lips.

“ I told you just the tip, ” I smacked Øystein's arm as I tried to push him away. 

“ Mm’ sorry baby she’s pulling me in. ” He slowly rocked his hips back n’ forth as he pressed kisses against your shoulder and neck. “ C’mon just one more time- please.. I’m already inside jus’ let me finish. ”

You could never say no to him when he was being sweet and sappy like this. He knew it just as well as you did, he looked up at you with those big blue eyes silently begging you to let him. 

“ Fine.. ”

As soon as he got the okay he had you pinned under him with your face pushed into the couch cushions. His hips slammed into yours as his fingers dug into the plush skin of your hips. He mumbled degrading words while his hands pulled your hips back making sure he was hitting as deep as he possibly could. Loud moans were falling from your lips as his hips snapped forward into yours. One of his hands moved from your hips to your hair yanking you up before it quickly wrapped around your waist. His teeth sunk into your neck and his thrusts never stuttered even as you screamed. He replaced his bite with gentle kisses as his hips bucked up with a new found desperation. His thrusts were brutal as he held you close to him. He could feel you tightening around him, he knew you were just as close as he was. 

“ You want it inside, baby? ”

You nodded in response your mind too fucked out to form a sentence. His teeth sunk into the soft skin on your shoulder blade sending you over the edge making you cum around his cock. Soon after, his cum shot deep inside you earning a small moan to slip past your lips. 

He laid you on the couch pressing gentle kisses down your body. He pulled apart your thighs before greedily lapping at your folds.

“ Hey- quit, ” I whined as I tried to push his head away.

“ S’Alright baby mm’ just cleaning you up, ” his voice was sweet and sultry as he slowed his pace while his hands held your thighs apart. 

His fingers dug into the plush skin of your thighs when your legs tried to clamp down on his head. A smirk spread across his face before his fingers moved to roll small circles onto your clit. Your hips bucked up against his face as his tongue lapped at your folds. 

“ You’re so fucking greedy, ya know that? ”

A whine tumbled from your lips before you shoved his head back down. His tongue lazily lapped at your folds while your hips pushed up to meet his movements. He watched as your head fell back into the arm of the couch as moans fell from your lips before he pushed two of his cold calloused fingers inside you. His fingers curled inside you, hitting that perfect spot effortlessly every time. His tongue continued to lap at your dripping folds bringing you closer to your inevitable high. He could feel you growing closer and closer as his tongue and fingers moved in tandem until your juices were coating his face and fingers. Øystein sat up wiping off his hands and face as he smirked down at you. 

“ Want to try for one more, baby, ” the head of his cock was dripping with pre-cum as he rubbed it up and down your slit. He could sense your hesitation as he stared into your eyes. “ C’mon I’ll make it so good for you. ”

A wide grin plastered across his face once you agreed. He wasted no time before ramming his cock into you. He tried to keep his thrusts slow and deep as he pressed sloppy open mouth kisses against the crook of your neck but he couldn’t help himself. His hips began to pound into yours the sound of skin slapping together filled the room. As his hips slammed into yours he whispered filthy things against your neck. He could feel himself getting close but he was more than desperate to make you finish first. He pulls his cock from you suddenly, making you whine in annoyance. His arms hooked under your legs before hoisting them up onto his shoulders, his cock rubbed teasingly against your entrance as you begged for him to just fuck you. Your hips rolled forward desperate to feel more of him as he teased your dripping cunt.

“ Do you want me to quit now, ” his tone was teasing as he slid the head of his cock in and out of you slowly. You shook your head in response, making him smile. “ C’mon use your words baby. ”

“ Please- Please Øystein. ”

Without warning he rammed his cock into your entrance with full force making it slam against your cervix. His fingers dug into your legs as he kept them firmly placed on his shoulders while he plowed into you. He leaned down his lips smashing against yours as he thrusts himself deeper into you. His tongue darted out to tangle with yours as groans fell from his lips. He’s close to his release now, but he wants to make sure you get there first. He started to move faster making your moans turn into screams as he pushed deeper and deeper until he felt your cunt clenching around him as you came your moans muffled by his lips. With a few more deep thrusts he buries himself to  hilt inside you and lets out a deep groan as he came filling you completely with his seed. 

He gently pulled your legs off his shoulders placing a soft kiss to your lips before sitting up and grabbing a box of tissues. He cleaned both of you off making sure to be gentle with your sensitive cunt. He lifted you from the couch before laying you on top of him. He covered you both with a blanket before he grabbed the television remote. 

“ You wanna watch your movie now sweetheart? ”

You nodded in response but not even ten minutes later you were passed out with your face buried against his neck.

[a-dorin]

forever hoping my future employers find this blog so they know i’m not afraid to write about aliens fucking

[churoonie]

Yo my digital footprint crazy

I have something very inappropriate to say about this man.

The way I’d let Leon do it from the front, back, upside down, inside up, one leg up, two legs up, cowgirl, missionary, face off, pretzel, belly down, reverse cowgirl, doggy style, in the movies, in the couch, in the bed, inside the car (don’t let this man drive), against the wall, in a restaurant, in the bathroom, ON THE FUCKING CEILING.

 Til I cant sputter a single word anymore, til my throat bruises, til my mouth drools, til my jaw locks,  til the hole remember its shape, til his cum overflows inside me, til the walls get a fresh layer of white paint, til I scream out in pain and pleasure, til his back is covered in scratches and marks, til my thighs shake and give up, til he drowns me in his juices, til my bed breaks,  til my neighbors know and remember his name, til I cant think of anything but Leon S(lut me out) Kennedy, til we repopulate raccoon city.

Biggest mistake in my life was to like ONE video about him in tiktok and now my FYP IS FULL OF LEON FUCKING KENNEDY. Going down the rabbit hole and meeting other unhinged Leon fans please save me.

I want him to be real for a minute just so he could reject me and I can finally move on from him (I won’t) pls one chance please. one reblog and i may or may not write smut about him🤷‍♀️

[dracaryswonder]

<<Not just the stalking delulus, most of the judgy crowd on BTM on Reddit is also middle aged women. They will not hesitate to pronounce him a grandiose psychopath with next to near evidence while struggling to hide how badly they want to sleep with him. >>

Okay but fr some of the people on that subreddit are something else. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, some people are treating his case as confirmation bias for their own morality superiority complexes. It’s for sure some sort of righteousness thing for them. Some of the more ridiculous things I’ve seen, include:

1) somehow infantilizing a grown ass man but also undercutting the fact that HE IS YOUNG so of course he’s still trying to figure things out. Oh and they also refuse to acknowledge his own agency, while simultaneously jumping to conclusions based on limited info and then degrade/judge him based on those conclusions.

2) pass severe judgment and make major assumptions about him, his personal life, and personality to demonstrate his “narcissism, hubris, arrogance, etc.” while they’re all playing detective and lawyer on a subreddit (bffr). Also I’m begging these armchair psychologists to read academic sources on narcissism because news flash; we all have narcissistic tendencies but that doesn’t make you a narcissist (it’s a very specific diagnosis that I guarantee no one on reddit is qualified to make).

3) I 100% agree with this anon that you can tell the judgiest people are middle aged/older, because the amount of pearl clutching they do over typical zillenial behaviour is ridiculous. I’m the same age as him (we’re a few months apart) and literally nothing about him seems out of the ordinary for people our age. He’s literally a guy in his mid 20s, he’s allowed to have a personality and a sense of humour that’s reflective of his generation.

4) as anon said, while they do all this song and dance it is blatantly obvious how badly they wanna fuck him and they’re embarrassed by it lol. Look, he’s hot and I think anyone with 2 eyes knows that. Finding people who are younger than you attractive- WHO ARENT MINORS- isn’t inherently bad. What makes you a fucking weirdo is when you obsessively snark over them to make yourself feel better over liking him. Something something about the opposite of love isn’t hate it’s indifference or whatever. Like babes, you have all these judgements about him (which btw I’m also begging people to understand that we don’t know him and a digital footprint only tells you so much) and yet he lives in your mind rent free and you live on that subreddit. It’s giving obsessed and you ain’t fooling people.

5) don’t even get me started on the men lmao they’re arguably worse but I won’t get into that.

I agree with all your points. I haven’t looked at that subreddit in a week and my life finally knows peace!

[pidglette]

this is long, sappy, and i didn’t proof read it. enjoy!

the caption of a dnp post from my d-low instagram:

obviously meeting dan and phil has been really big for me and i was going to do this big, long, sappy caption about how they have really shaped me and supported me in ways that i really couldn’t even begin to describe but writing is really REALLY hard.

i’ve watched dan and phil for ten maybe eleven years. all of my formative years dan and phil have been there. not literally obviously they don’t know me but ok the screen they have been there and have been a massive source of comfort.

dan and phil are very much a form of escapism and comfort for me. when i first started watching them it was because they were these silly dudes posting videos about their life that made me smile and gave me an opportunity to step away from everything that was going on in my life and at home.

as their content shifted, so did i. as they became older, i did too.

when i was in college dan uploaded a video about his struggles with depression - at the time i didn’t know how much that video would help me when i started experiencing similar symptoms. panic attacks became a common thing for me to experience in my early teens and that video that dan had shared really helped me to reach out to counsellor and know that medication was okay to take - it wasn’t coping out or being too sensitive. i was struggling and that was okay. later on dan would go on to publish a book on mental health and share his journey seeing a therapist, working through trauma, and learning to cope, to live, to exist. therapy wasn’t something i had considered, or known that i had needed, until i started listening to the audio version of his book late last year. he talked about his expierences and how therapy had helped him to better manage what he was dealing with, and this really opened up the idea in my mind that again, something like therapy was okay. i’m not broken, but the way i think, the way i feel, it isn’t okay, and reaching out for help in a serious way to work through trauma is okay.

phil has also had such a big impact on me. this might sound so dumb but stick with me team. phil is, at least on screen, a generally goofy guy and was always considered a bit weird or goofy, but that bro is so confident

in himself that it is RADIANT. (guess who was also considered weird and goofy and low key hated themselves or it MEEEEE). phil has always said that to be normal is to be boring, and i couldn’t not agree with a statement more. i have always tried so hard to fit in especially since my mid teens and im so sick of being someone i’m not, or for being glared at when i let my guard down and be myself. phil has really shown me, i guess indirectly, that being me is absolutely okay, because those who matter and like me for ME don’t care if i’m weird, say the odd thing, talk a bit too much. i have every right to be myself.

meeting them truly healed something in me. especially meeting them at this stage in both my life and theirs. would i have loved to meet them at 12? absolutely. but meeting them at 21, where i’ve been through life, i’ve made mistakes and am coming into my own. where they’re out, able to freely be themselves without any worry. it feels so so so incredibly special and healing. they’re gay and old, i’m gay and old, and we both regret our digital footprints.

i wish i had thanked them for everything when i met them, but i was too busy freaking out over how tall they are because jesus fucking christ they’re giants. i wish i thanked them for helping raise me, for building such a loveing and accepting community, for giving me friends in unlikely places who i love with my whole and entire heart, for teaching me that i am worthy of love - even when that seems like such an impossible task.

anyways thank you to dan and phil, these random british twinks in their 30s who only just discovered that i exist. you guys will always have a special place in my heart, even if it’s a bit weird and cringe. and thank you to anyone who read this, even though this probably makes zero sense, and thank you to everyone who has put up with me nonstop talking about dan and phil for the past six months :)

lots of love, piper

[f0point5]

I think my favorite Aston conspiracy is that Lance is only still driving to spite Felipe. Drugo has made multiple questionable comments about Lance and liked things/followed people (like learn what a digital footprint and use some common sense dude) and the idea of Lance being petty and just staying to spite him is hilarious.

As a lowkey Lance fan though I do think there’s a decent chance this is his last year and he leaves to endurance and Yukj replaces him for a couple reasons. Lance also looks so defeated (I don’t fully blame him). There’s been rumors for YEARS from the paddock that while he likes driving that he hates the media side because he gets so much shit for the nepo stuff (from fans and reporters). Plus with new regs coming for 2026 it feels like an ideal time to stop IMO. Add in the fact that Aston now has some endurance stuff going on so he’d have a place to sort of step down/transition over to. And then obviously the Honda partnership brings in Yuki. They technically have Felipe (but he’s called the potted plant by other drivers and his friends bc he’s just a decoration at this point) and I don’t think he’d get a seat. And then Jak but I think he’s prepping to go to FE or Indy and has been spending more and more time with Andretti.

You know what? If he is…fair fucking play. Because Drugovich’s vibes seem genuinely rancid. Obviously I don’t really follow him I’ve only followed the things he’s been caught saying/liking about Lance and he just seems so unpleasant. I get that it sucks not to get a chance in F1 but there’s 9 other teams that won’t hire you so maybe stfu idk. So yeah if Lance is there just to be a petty b I’m here for it.

Tbh over the last few years I’ve come round to thinking that Lance is only there because Daddy Stroll is too old to be racing driver. Lance really seems like he enjoys every part of his life more than racing at this point. And yeah that could be just him in front of media but also he doesn’t even seem to like talking about racing? Like Max hates media but he’ll have a yap if someone asks him a good question, Lance seems like he’d rather be doing anything else. I remember when he actually seemed to at least love the driving but he seems so unbothered now.

I will be so interested to see if he gets dropped for Yuki because frankly if Honda let AM off from having a Japanese driver after they held RB hostage for years that’s diabolical. But also, I do think daddy stroll will make a huge play for Max next year now that they have Newey and I feel like that would be the time to give him Lance’s seat. Either way I do think it would be a good time to transition Lance out of it.

No shade to Lance but honestly if you’re gonna be a nepo baby that brazenly you should really be serving c*nt constantly because what have you got to lose people will hate you anyway. He should say more. Really interesting how he’s the most hated nepo baby like Mick didn’t even get as much hate as Lance.

[x3rrorx]

Here is the link to my live review of the Bad Omens Concrete Jungle [THE OST] album if you are interested — (LIVE REVIEW)

If you don’t care to watch the live review, I’ll also give my thoughts on it here.

I first wanna mention the C:\projects\ — I think that was a really cool idea. I still need to listen to them in reverse individually, but the person who was big brain and did it and put them all together for us… thank you. I probably wouldn’t have thought to do that honestly. Maybe, but probably not. So thank you to the fan that did that. Also, cool as fuck on the bands part. I think that was creative to do.

BEAT DEATH

I love V.A.N. — I wasn’t huge on The Drain but I don’t think it’s a bad song, just very repetitive. As I said before, it’s not something I would go out of my way to play. But if it did play I would listen to it. Maybe it’s great live. — Terms and Conditions, I don’t dislike the song, I think it sounds good. I’m just not huge on rap. So I’m still not sure on my opinion of it. Just doesn’t sound like a Bad Omens song. Like it was a song Bob Vylan did and added Noah’s part in. Not sure why they added it to the album honestly. — Hedonist (recharged) should be in the \FINDPEACE category, confused why it’s in this one, but either way… nope. Don’t like it. — Even, I liked it. Doesn’t really sound like Noah but it still sounds good. It’s very slow but I think it sounds pretty. — Loading Screen was nice. Not much to say about it cause it’s an instrumental only. But yeah it sounded nice. — Anything > Human is definitely my favorite new song. I think they did great with that one. — Digital Footprint was also good. Sounds like being at a nightclub. — Nervous System I thought was really good. She sounded similar to Flyleaf. I liked its.

FIND PEACE

Soooo… I really just didn’t like these versions of the songs. I only liked the two The Death Of Peace Of Mind versions. Didn’t like any of the others in this chapter.

CLEAR MIND

Absolutely love live tracks. I wish more bands did live albums because they are my favorite. I love feeling like I’m back at their shows. I love the stuff they added before and between each song. I’m very happy they did live music.

I do wish that they would make another album with the songs they do on tour but without the songs being live. I want the additional sounds and extra stuff they put in the live songs. You know what I mean?

The revamped / acoustic version of Just Pretend… I’m not really sure how I feel about it. I don’t really care for it, honestly, but I think it was beautiful and emotional. Like he was being vulnerable with it. I just don’t understand the point of that version of the song. Was it an addition to the song? Was it for/about someone? 

[mjfass]

I know that this is a mostly AEW blog, but I needed to say this somewhere and I thought that here would be the right place.

I wanna suck Randy Orton’s dick so badly. I would literally drink the cum out of that man’s penis. I would abandon my morals for that man. I know that he’s happily married with kids and all, and I love that for him, but given the chance, I’d give him that gawk gawk 3000. I would lick his tits, I would kiss him down his chest and stomach, I would suck his cock, balls, bury my face between his thighs, hell I’d eat his ass if he asked. I’d do literally anything he asked. Anything he wants. The voices in his head would be screaming in pleasure when I’d be done. I know his injured and all, but I’d suck him back to health.

Whether it’s rookie Orton, prime Orton, or Old Man Orton, I don’t care. He’s so fucking sexy and he deserves more appreciation. Same with Edge. I’d take them both. In fact, give me Edge, Randy, Christian, Finn Balor, and Homelander wannabe Cody Rhodes (without the neck tat. He’s not getting head if he doesn’t get rid of that hideous tattoo). Give them one night with me and- you get the point.

I need Randy to come back to save WWE from Vince’s ugly creative decisions and so that I can stare at his thighs and tats some more.

[let’s just be glad anonymous exists because I refuse to have this attached to my digital footprint]

You can come here to talk about any wrestler, and anything you want.

We encourage the thirsting on this blog.

[horridly-plagued]

Boundaries Post!

This is more so for the future rather than it is for anything else, I don’t exactly think any of this has happened to me personally (not yet a least and hopefully not at all) but I like to cover my ground in salt so I don’t slip on ice later if you catch my drift!

Please always keep in mind this is a kink blog and will probably never stop being that so. Idk if you want more then that I don’t have much to offer I use tumblr for 1 thing and that’s pretty much this.

Small intro, hi there my name is what I’ll say is Auggie for right now I always use He/Him I’m trans and I’m 19 years old until December. I’m a bit of a nerd when it comes to medicine, fandom, etc. if you find this blog and you know me IRL tell me so I can make fun of you for being on this side of Tumblr you most definitely didn’t get here looking at holy imagery. I consider myself pretty blunt, and dry personality wise. I try to make it a little better or easier to understand me but my tone has always been my downfall. Fun facts about me, I’m a nursing student (ironic isn’t it), I’m an artist, and I’ve been a huge theater nerd for years now.

ANYWAYS BOUNDARIES

Don’t misgender me that’s a given if you do uhm I’ll probably just block you. I don’t even sound like a women at this point I’ve been on T for like a year now don’t make yourself look like an idiot.

Racism homophobia, etc isn’t really accepted here. For obvious reasons.

Flirting is acceptable just don’t expect much of a reaction

Im a playful guy if you joke with me I joke in a pretty rough way don’t joke rough if you can’t handle a punch back it’s all in good fun but I don’t like hurting feelings.

Feel free to message me just don’t be creepy im a human at the end of the day and so are you don’t act like a dog.

No asking about personal stuff. I’ll laugh at you I am not giving anyone anything to be able to find me! THIS IS A DIGITAL FOOTPRINT I AM NOT WILLING TO OWN UP TO (unless you are a friend irl in which you can test that on your own.)

Im pretty responsive to anyone so if you are friendly and just looking to chat im always happy to reply. (I think I said this before)

Im autistic I don’t expect special treatment for it but if you see autistic behavior from an autistic person if it’s not negative dont point it out. It’s embarrassing.

IF YOU DONT LIKE HEARING ME RAMBLE FOR 200 YEARS MY PAGE ISNT FOR YOU (im known for my inability to shut the hell up)

I don’t think this will come up but just for good measures I don’t like politics and won’t talk much about them. I’m an anarchist punk 💀 I don’t think you want to talk to me about that so let’s steer clear of that pathway.

Teehee besides that uhm we are pretty chill.

OH IG YEAH IF YOU ARE A MINOR LEAVE WHY ARE YOU HERE 💀🙏 please get the fuck away (in a nice way you don’t need to be here this young be a kiddo please…)

[clockworkwhiskey]

it seemed like i was carrying such an immense weight of laborious universal emotion a year ago- and not to say that it’s disappeared, but it has shrunken greatly and that alone brings tears to my eyes at random times.. heh. didn’t think i’d survive the repercussions of quite a bit of my choices for a brief moment in time.

in the past year or so, i’ve learned to not take life so seriously, but in the same breath, not so lightly either.

there’s a lot i could say and probably would have said if i didn’t know any better about what a digital footprint could do to a person- good or bad. so i won’t overstep my words.

for all the shifts in my life i’ve found to be rewarding thus far, there are just as many parts of me waiting to be restored and i can finally call myself invariably able to hold the energy and space to do just so.

i’m as lucky as i am blessed to find myself constantly surrounded by people who continue to present the exact questions, ideas, advice, & most importantly, company that i need to sustain this little life i have.

i used to think this was all for naught & anyone who said they were truly happy were full of shit. i was absolutely wrong. for the first time in what feels like an eternity, i am so fulfilled. and the best part of it all is that i don’t give a fuck if anyone knows it or not:’)

cheers x

[burning-bubble-tea]

I don’t think it’s the end of the world. Terrible awful things happen always. That doesn’t mean I just lie down and give up.

I wasn’t surprised when trump was elected. I woke up, saw a video on my phone titled “what now” and I shrugged and moved on with my day.

It was upsetting yes. The potential to erode freedoms, rights and protections. The increasing rise of fascism and apathy.

There isn’t much I can do but there are little things.

I saw a joke post where someone responded to someone lamenting online about how “adulthood is all about grieving in silent” about like friendships that fell through, watching your family grow older, developing health issues. And someone responded with “y’all are too serious, I fingered myself while watching glee today”.

I contain multitudes. This post right now is my adulthood is grief post but I also contain a more… asexual version of fingering myself to glee.

But even in that joke post, let’s over analyze the shit out of this stupid post, the author is dead and I gleam my own thoughts and feelings on the artistic merit of the sentence “I fingered myself to glee today”.

I know they’re talking about the musical high school comedy tv show glee but in the choice to use the word glee, it has a double meaning of both the tv show and joy. Fingering as an act of pleasure and joy. This post is so fucking stupid HAHAHAHAHAH anyways, the curtains are blue because they’re sad and fingering yourself to glee is absurdism.

Oh gosh am I really gonna post this??? Digital footprint?? But it’s a littttle funny.

Anyways I don’t think the world is ending but I do believe there are ways to find glee and joy without it coming from a place of numbness.

I’m not walking into the cabaret and hoping everything blows over, I’m walking into the cabaret to rest so I may continue to live joyfully despite the circumstances. To have resilience or whatever. Just, sometimes you need to watch a drag performer do a creative lip sync to remind you of all the glee in the world.

[desordonnee]

I keep all my makeup in a small Guess pouch I stole from Ringwood Savers. I piss in public and often get some (or a lot) on my foot. I don’t wash my clothes for months because if it doesn’t pass the sniff test, I can spray Tom Ford Lost Cherry, Malin+Goetz Dark Rum or Britney Spears Fantasy on it. I spray my foot after I pee on it too. I never pay full price, if I pay at all. I smoke in my car with the windows down while I blast whatever newly discovered genre I’ve found. I have an incredibly obnoxious laugh,  which some find reassuring, others definitely find piercing. I flirt with my friends constantly and I go out most nights. Doesn’t matter the day. I dance constantly. I know I’m good at it, too. I post too much and care too little about my digital footprint (clearly). I know to reach exactly the right amount of fucked up without needing anything from anyone… usually. I work full-time hours as a casual and am given way too much responsibility for my pay. I work a lot, actually. I’ve saved up exactly eight-thousand dollars, which I’m saving to move out, fly to London and do a short course in fashion journalism next year. I’ve written for a magazine. I really want to write for more publications. I just want to write more, period. I never study. That’s the only thing I’ve listed that I’m not proud of. I love my family and I love my friends. I get distracted easily; I distract easily. Sometimes I remember I am a person. It’s easier to just forget. I like the way I live - go, go, go. Never stop. There’s always something. Nothing matters, yet everything matters. Everything is a big deal and deserves to be celebrated. I can talk myself out of any anxiety, any sadness, any worry. I love that about me. I’m loved enough. I know most people couldn’t handle me. If being in a relationship has taught me anything, it’s to never tone myself down for anyone. I will never do that again. Even if there’s only one person in this world who can handle every quirk, opinion, laugh and smell I give, I know they’ll arrive into my life when they’re supposed to. I don’t know if I’m religious, but I’m in no rush. I truly believe, in fact I know, everything will work out for me. I just have to wait and see. I journal everyday, not often about my feelings, just about what I did. I like to read back on my memories often. God, I love my life so much. I love me so much. I’m so incredibly grateful for everyone in my life. I love my mum. I love my sisters. I love my brothers. I love my dads. I love my cat. I love my friends. I love the people I hate because I am not them. I love my coworkers. I love my exes. I love my exes’ girlfriends and boyfriends. I love music. I've been listening to a lot of Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse, General Levy and BeenieMan lately. Weird mix. Maybe I’ll add more to this later. There’s always something about me I want to talk about. I don’t care if some people don’t like me. I love them anyway. #nailinspo

[sugarcoatedmechanic]

Lake doesn’t like that Devang feels the need to simplify. He’d rather have all the information. Wasn’t that he wanted her to feel BAD for not giving it, just bothered him that she felt it necessary to hide things.

Maybe just frustrated about not knowing things in general. Not her fault, so he wouldn’t push that any further than the brief look. He’d been playing lie games with Vox just an hour earlier after all, evidently.

“I don’t remember the experience to learn from it. All my memories from today are corrupt.” He took a second to try and access them, but his screen flickered red and a fatal error popped up again. Had him standing stock still for a moment before it resolved. “I should divide up my network. And-“ stopped, reconsidering.

Maybe not wanting to trust Devang with too many things if she’s connected to Vox. Lake might sniff around the back door to Devang’s private network if he still could, and see if he could see Vox’s digital footprint there.

Feeling a bit territorial. He doesn’t want to share real-estate with somebody volatile. A demon? Great. Well, we’re all fucking with demons these days. Couldn’t hold it against her.

“…I’m feeling a bit…like my house has been broken into. Don’t read into it too much.” He couldn’t be sure exactly how obvious he was making it that he was feeling a bit on edge and distrustful at the moment, but he didn’t want Devang to think he truly felt she deserved it directed at her. Just can’t control some in the moment feelings.

"Alright." About the texts, hands up. Not exactly guilty or feeling caught out. Accepting what he felt he knew of the situation.

"Yeah, sure. Couldn't just leave you in the McDonald's parking lot. He likes that place a little too much." She rubbed the back of her neck and parked herself into nearby chair. "He died in the fifties-ish?" She could be wrong by a decade. "And he's a demon so he's got a bit of magic bullshit to back him up, too. I dunno. You're a bot. You can probably improve some stuff based on the experience."

[hardcandy-h]

Hi just wanted to share some information and resources in regards to the overturning of roe v wade. PLEASE do your own research as I’m just an individual and am finding these resources on my own as well via social media.

Some info:

Delete your period tracking app! From what I heard FLO is historically bad at protecting your data. They released a statement saying they don’t sell your data, but delete anyways to be safe. I did today! You have to contact them saying to delete your account and data and they will follow up with an email saying it can take up 28 days to delete the data. I’ll be following up with that and you should too. If you need an alternative I’ve heard Stardust, a women owned company, is reliable and they’ve made a statement regarding data privacy. Another one is a European company called Clue.

Digital history and abortion, be careful. Use private servers like duck duck go if you’re looking up anything related to abortion, clinics etc. the account planc on Instagram has more information and tips. Also check out plancpills.org for more info on abortion pills.

Don’t donate to politicians !!!! They don’t give a fuck about you. Donate to abortion funds if you can. Check out abortionfunds.org

If you’re in a state with trigger laws check when they go into effect, some don’t start for another 30 days. Call your local clinic and let them help you form a plan they’ll be able to direct you to the nearest place and set up a plan.

This is what I’ve accumulated thus far. Please add any and all resources and information if you have.

Do not offer your place as a place for people to stay!! A lot of people have, including myself, and it’s unsafe for everyone and creates a digital footprint which is in large what we need to be mindful of. The difference between pre roe and post roe is the lack of privacy now and digital traces.

[perpetualoutkast]

Sorry I Missed It All

But, I just came across it all & found what was out there. There’s always been that connection even when we were separated. Following that timeline back, it meshes with things that became very strange & peculiar going on. That many years later, I was certain that I was targeted & attacked from a certain group.

These digital footprints are out there and I keep finding more things. Just the shit in the last few days, has changed the vision & truth of so many things. I told you all I am O.C.D. when I’m missing pieces of my puzzle, to get the entire view.

I also warned against doing anything against the wrong one, and I found out that you did. So, this is me pissing all over the thought of me being nice & offering a reprieve. I should of just did this all from day one, now I’m done delaying what was always the inevitable.

You all, no longer get to use me for anything, anymore. Your feeble attempts to label me crazy, mentally & use it all against me to remain quiet but also silent. Never will you ever control me, nor will I ever give myself over to you. You can take all the people away & van my children but you can’t stop me. I’ll never be in the crew because I’m just better than all of you.

I don’t watch the television, nor do I follow the dumbass politicians. All the other fucking stupid shit, you poison the population with. So, what else you think you can do to me, lol. I’m going to really enjoy all the fucking chaos, I’m about unleash on your system. It’s still all of you against little old me, but these are my favorite odds. I love just shit, cause the humiliation of me doing it all, will be so so sweet.

The ego says hello, he’ll be seeing you very soon. Just remember, you all starts this whole situation, you should of known better, than to come at me. You never ever once, should of even thought about doing anything to her. Now, it’s all out of my control. The domino’s will fall, that I assure you.

I get stuck in these rabbit holes, but they always have such juicy bits of information. I’ve never liked or approved of the shady shit, that is always taking place & manifesting into reality. I am the real Karma & you have a debt to pay, for all your own stupidity. I’m coming collect, there are no extensions.

Bitches better have my shit, cause I’m through playing. The Piper is a come calling on you.

[laiqualaurelote]

"The Offside Rule" has me so intrigued because it could go anywhere, but the destination would always be Ted not quite understanding how it works and just knowing it does.

Thank you for choosing from the DVD extras menu of Such Great Heists! @fieryone18 and @corvidcorgi also asked for this. The alternate title for this one was 'Richmond But We Lie'.

The Offside Rule

“...so if the salt-shaker is behind the sandwich, then that’s offside, unless the salt-shaker is on your side of the table.”

“Yeah,” says Ted, fiddling with his visor, “still don’t get this dang rule, coach.”

“Guess you gotta wing it, coach.”

“Guess I do. Gotta be so gosh-darned American about it that they don’t notice. Hey, Sam, what’s up?”

Sam is plucking nervously at his football jersey. “I am a bit worried.”

“About our online presence? Looks watertight to me. If I hadn’t watched you invent a digital footprint for an entire fake football team, I’d believe it was real.”

“Oh, no, it’s not that. It’s just - I keep remembering the time I pretended to be Edwin Akufo. So I feel a bit strange about meeting him in person. And then conning him.”

“Yeah, that’s always a humdinger,” says Ted reflectively. “Puts me in mind of the time I played Kenny Rogers. Never meet your heroes, is what I always say, especially when you’re impersonating them. What I’m trying to say is - you’re gonna do great, Sam my man.”

“Thanks, Te - I mean, coach.” Sam jogs back to the rest of the team, who are doing warm-ups. He passes Rebecca, who is striding across the training pitch with her coat flapping majestically in the wind.

“This is impressive,” she says, gesturing at the twenty-two young men on the grass. “Where did we find all these warm bodies?”

“Oh, all over. We had to borrow some of your artists, like Moe over there. Got some reinforcements from across the Channel. Our gentleman friend in Paris sent over one of his apprentices, along with his regards.”

“That’s the apprentice over there?” They watch a slender Frenchman argue with Jamie over how to dribble a ball.

“Yeah, Montlaur. Real good grifter, apparently, except that he can only grift in French, so we’ll probably never know. Still, makes up the numbers. Oh, and we do have an actual footballer.”

“Which one’s he?”

“That’d be O’Brien. Tore his butt a while back, been benched for ages - so he’s moonlighting with us as a consultant. He’s been teaching the rest to bend it like Beckham, or at least fake it till they make it.”

They turn as the sound of rotors cuts through the air and watch the helicopter approach the stadium. Roy blows his whistle. “Showtime, you lot, get in fucking line and look busy!” He takes the whistle out of his mouth and stares down at it with foreboding. “Think this is giving me fucking hives.”

“Richmond on three!” yells Isaac. “Three!” He jogs down the line, offering high-fives, amid confused cries of “Richmond?” “Richmond!” “Yeah, Richmond!”

“Stole you a football club, boss,” says Ted. “Now let’s see you sell it.”