#i didnt wanna use google im lazy

[armed-saphire]

curious what the general consensus is here

[savi-our]

Hello! Recently found your blog, and I want to say it's just gorgeous! I'm in love with your drawings and writing style 💜

I have a little request: how do guys react to how their s/o is angry and for the first time curses in a foreign (their native) language? Can one of them learn this language?

Can we go with UF and US skelebro, please?

Heya! Old ask again but i hope you still enjoy it!

UF Papyrus - Edge

-At first he misses it completely

-Since this is the first time you cursed and in a language he doesnt understand he doesn't really latch onto it much, rather focusing on whatever it is that is making you angry

-He does ask you about it later though - IF he remembers

-He asks you about your heritage and overall cultural things rather than the language itself, i see him being way more interested in your origins rather than some language

-Asks you about the food associated with your heritage and learns how to make some of your favorites, makes you participate because hes a sucker for some domestic couples cooking

-Overall focuses more on where you came from and his curiosity regarding the love of his life - the language is only secondary.

UF Sans - Red

-Looks at you strange, thought maybe misheard

-Straight up asks you about it

-Thinks its pretty cool that you know another language, its pretty useful after all.

-Most definitely asks you to teach him all of the worst swear words - from which he only remembers like 2 max and uses them far too frequently.

-Definitely starts hitting on you with an accent for the jokes.

-Imagine the worst, dirtiest pickup lines with the worst possible accent.

-Hes having a blast, even if you might not be - dont blame him, you know what you signed up for.

-Dirty talk is forever ruined for you now, im sorry for your loss 😔

US Papyrus - Stretch

-Quirks an eyebrow

-Asks you at a more appropriate time (when youre not angry) about it

-After you tell him he makes like some effort into learning the language, as in he tried Duolingo (sponsor me) for like 2 days and then was too lazy to even open it up.

-He likes it when you talk dirty to him in your own language though, he cant place what it is exactly but it gets his attention real quick.

-Also learns some curse words except he doesnt ask you but just googles them, you can hear him swear at his pc whenever hes gaming.

US Sans - Blue

-The only one to actually wanna learn the language, culture and everything else AND actually stick it through

-He doesnt like you cursing though so whenever you do he tuts at you

-You used to have a pass bc he didnt know what the words meant but thats no longer a thing, my condolences.

-Hes very excited about potentially having a "secret" form of communication though!

-Youll see him leave you notes around the house with sweet nothings in your native language, its very cute.

[seii-fantasy]

Two kings for a bride

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Qin Shi Huang x Reader x Hades

(For the first time , my mind can finally imagine something😭)

The emperor of China vs The emperor of Helheim fighting over a human who will win

Reader will be a female

In this AU ! Nobody died here ! Adamas is still alive ! The Ragnarok never happened!

Song : Chris Brown Under the Influence

𖣔𖣔𖣔𖣔𖣔𖣔𖣔𖣔𖣔𖣔

Part : 1

Really ? Friends? I dont

Think so...

"Fuck it Robitussin , i dont know how this

shit got me lazy right now , yeah"

"(Name) please would you come right now i need you to help me with something!" The emperor of China called "Yes your majesty im coming" you answered and went to the room where Qin Shi Huang was standing as you arrives the emperor where it all begun was ,the emperor was sitting at his desk tired from all the paperwork he had , "could you please help me with finishing the papers " he asked next to him there was a huge pile of papers that needs to be finished

"Can't do Prerocet or Molly"

"Of course i dont mind your majesty" you answered cheerfully , as you start to read the the royal documents , as Qin was lost in his thought and he spoke to you : "hey y/n", "yes your highness?" The girl next to him answered "Please just call me Qin or Ying when we're alone , i do not like when people adress me as your majesty , your highness..." Qin asked seriously "why ? You-i mean Qin" Y/N asked "No i just wanna let you know , that you're the only one i trust and your the only one who can call me like that when we're alone" the emperor said

"I'm turnin' one, tryna live

it up here right, right, right"

After finishing the paper , Qin dismissed you in the night everybody were asleep instead of two person , the emperor where it all begun and Y/N as Qin sneak out of his private chambers and Y/N has heard footsteps and you' re trying to see who dare to enter the Emperor's palace , as the hears of the footsteps fade you felt a little earthquake , scared you opened slowly the doors , trying not to wake evryone and you started searching for the person who was trying to introduce in the palace without permission

As you passed past Qin's meeting room , you heard whispering as she opened the door a tall shadow was standing in front of you , and you punched the shadow and the silhouette dodged it and since you were attackin the undiscovered person so fast the shadow hit you and you went unconscious

And another shadow appeared infront of (name) : "Why you knocked her out!?" The two shadows were none than Hades and Qin and the one who got mad at the other it was Hades "She got me by surprise" responded the emperor with a grin

"Baby you can ride it ooh yeah "

As h/c-ette was snoozing in the emperor arms as he took you , the god of underworld cant help himself but blush like a madman he FELL in love with her here and right now just like Qin was

"Bring it over to my place, and you'll be

Like baby who cares , so i know you care"

As they brought you to your room and Qin placed you on your bed carefully as Hades took your hand and kissed it as he said : "Goodnight my nighting gale" and Qin kissed your cheek and whispered in your ear : "Wăn'ān wō de ài (=Goodnight my love)"

[Don't come fr me i used Google traduction fr that😭😭since i dont know Chinese😭😭]

The morning after you woke up in your bed , you dont remember what happened last night until you felt the pain in your chest , then you remembered suddenly what happened a shadow suddenly attacked you and knocked you out of your mind . And you got ready , thinking that Qin might need you , and at the end of the day he didnt called you at all which it was slightly scaring you , as you were reading in the library a book about mythology , you were very fondly into mythology

"Bring it over to my place , you

Dont know what you did , did to me"

In the Olympus , four brothers were discussing about something , the eldest has found the love of his life but the only problem was.......the future girlfriend of the eldest brothers wasn't a deity just like them.

"What the hell!? Brother !? She is a mere , filthy mortal" Adamas yelled

And yes the four brothers were none than the Four Greek Brothers Hades God of the Underworld . Adamas God of the Conquest . Poseidon God of the Seas also known as the Tyrant of the seas and finally Zeus the God of Cosmos

(Please imagine Tsireys was Adamas lover she 's a mortal just like Y/n)

"DON'T YOU EVEN DARE TO TALK ABOUT Y/N THAT WAY ! HOW ABOUT TSEIREYS !? SHE'S A MORTAL TOO!" Hades snarled , Adamas didn't respond to this cause he knew his brother was right about this . "Both of you are too noisy today , mind telling me the reason of your argument" Poseidon spoke calmely , not looking at his eldest brothers like always , "It is none of your buisness for now" The God of Conquest said . "That's about Y/n , i supposed " The Tyrant of the Seas asked "Affirmatif , it is about her and Poseidon look at us , when you're talking to us" sighed Hades , "So it is real our dearest elder brother has found his love" Zeus appeared with a mischievous grin . "Yes it might be a unreal for you all , but yes i found her" Hades answered to his little brother's remark and then the God of the Underworld tried to resonate his little brothers , Adamas was the first one to gave up since he knew that his beloved Tsireys was just a mortal , why can't his brother love a mortal ? Zeus accepted easily ...(But he will not leave his future wife with his lil brother cuz yk what might happen) and Poseidon it was quite hard but he finnally gave up

Back to ✨️ChInA✨️

"Your body language speaks to

Me"

You were so intrigued by the book of mythology , you were reading that you felt asleep and when you woke up , you were not in your bed but in Qin Shi Huag's bed. As you stood up , you were exploring Qin's room when you got out of the emperor's room you saw him sitting next to the little pond singing a song :

《 When the moon will rise , the stars will shine just like when we met , once our fate will be sealed together , you were destined to be mine and i was destined to be yours , my beautiful jade , my precious jade.... 》

Song invented by me , sorry if it sucks😭

And as he heard someone clapping , he blushed as you can see it was the first time you heard Qin singing , his voice sounded like a melody to your hear. you went sat down next to him , and you asked to him , how in the world you ended in his bed , he cant help but chuckle , he answered that he found you asleep when he was looking for an old book , while you two were chatting peacefully in Qin's garden . In the darkness , theres was a shadow lurking , who was watching you like a predator "Once you will be alone , you will be mine see you soon my dove"

Part : 2

Coming soon

♫︎🇳 🇪 🇽 🇹  🇵 🇦 🇷 🇹 ♫︎

In the next part

"Why do you want to be with her ! When she have to be with someone like me"

"She will be mine whatever you like it or no!"

Credits to : @itssimpforeternity

"Please ! Stop it ! BOTH OF YOU! "

Next part coming soon!

[crookedkryptonitebeliever]

Tbh i didnt get the vibe that translator was into mc at all lol, they seemed like mutually beneficial business partners at most, w some dependency from mc ofc who is severely disabled in that world and translator trying to not get on 2718s shit list. I don't completely trust translator, unreliable narrator kinda vibes, but like in a self preserving way? Shes v self motivated to me. Idk i just feel like it would be the end of the world and there are 2 seconds until everything bursts into hot gas and translator goes oopsie btw i had the answer for this all along but i wanted to go out in a blaze of glory so here we are. Its translators world and we're all just forcibly living in it bc there are no other major means of communication :///. Also i wanna make theories but ur brain literally throws me a new one every time like ion even know where to begin so i wont lmao. And random but does the number 2718 have any personal significance to u? - 🐰

Damn thank u so much for ur interpretation on translator man u really gave her the read of her life, it was a really enjoyable read 4 me n im sure other readers would appreciate seeing yr opinon too 💯

Naa i actually googled up "FAMOUS NUMBERS USED IN MATHS" and intially i wanted to use 3141 (pi π, 3.14) but i was like naaa too cliche lets find a lesser known constant

And the second on the list is literallly Euler's number (e, 2.7182) i just said fuck it we ball and went with it, i just remoged the decimal point

When it comes to my ocs its like,, a product of halfassery, i coulr have taken the time to name them sensible names but i was like naah fuck dat i got the excuse of using numbers as an alien thing/alternate universe thing and i can literally name all the other characters in numbers-- provided that they're not too similar to each other cause i myself am bad at numbers

Plus if u notice i try to keep recurring characters to a minimum, so far theres only 4 known, but one of them got killed early on- reason being is nothing other than pure laziness to build the proper foundations and distinct traits for each character </3

So from this tidbit of info i think u guys can guess what the other yandere's name is gonna be <3

Thanks for reading my crap and analyzing it <333

[skyburger]

oh okay so turns out i was crazy my whole life and thought hotels (and, like, my grandparents. but the ones that live in america) just had weird fucking "old-fashioned" (TO ME.) bedding but no its apparently THE ENTIRETY OF AMERICA (well, the US and canada, from what i can see. i cant find any results on what its like in mexico i dont think im googling the right things)??? what the fuck is a top sheet. YOU GUYS ACTUALLY HAVE LIKE? MULTIPLE LAYERS OF BLANKETS AND SHEETS AND STUFF?? THAT YOU HAVE TO SLEEP UNDER EVERY NIGHT?? no wonder some people make such a big deal over making their bed this whole time i thought you guys were just like really lazy like i am and didnt wanna lay out your duvet on top of your bed but NO you guys are supposed to TUCK IN AND LAYER ALL THESE SHEETS???? EVERY MORNING???? HELLO???? how the fuck do you even wash this shit how do you remember what layers go where. i stayed in a hotel last weekend and there were like three layers i slept under and none of them were warm and all of them were tucked into the bed and it was SO annoying. How do you guys live like this. idgaf if you hate europeans i gotta say we were RIGHT for this one. top sheets are so uncommon in europe that apparently there isnt even a word for top sheets in german thats how u KNOW its bad. but the standard in europe is like... mattress. fitted sheet Over the mattress. pillow (in pillow case). duvet (in duvet case? sheet? idk what its called. same concept as a pillowcase). Thats it. AND I THOUGHT THATS WHAT EVERYONE WAS DOING ALL THESE YEARS BUT NO U GUYS ARE ALL CRAZY !!!!!!! do you guys have like six fucking pillows like they do in hotels too??? WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THIS BEDDING !!!!! also whats with the like. banner strip of fabric blanket(?) type thing thats on the end of the bed. is that just a hotel thing or do people at home do that too. what does that even do it serves no purpose. idk. moral of the story is americans are literally crazyHang on post un-finished i was trying to google something I FORGOT SOME PLACES IN EUROPE JUST USE TWO SINGLE DUVETS INSTEAD OF ONE DOUBLES ONE WHEN U SHARE A BED WITH SOMEONE... thats literally so smart. like im SUCH a covers hog if u share a bed with me were doing it german slash scandinavian style and we are just getting our own duvets. peace and love. sorry i asked my mom off-handedly when we in at a hotel for easter like "haha why do hotels always have the weirdest fucking bedding" and she was like no thats just you. most americans sleep like this. and ive been thinking about it ever since like Huh ? Huh? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN !!!! THE MAJORITY OF THE AMERICAN POPULATION ARE IMMIGRANTS AND MOST OF THOSE IMMIGRANTS ARE IN FACT FROM EUROPE. HOW DID YOU FUMBLE THIS BADLY. WHAT HAPPENED. again i ask. What the fuck is a top sheet

[antiloreolympus]

13 Anti LO Asks

1. ok but thats seriously what bugs me so much about LO, it never actually lets serious moments be serious, it's always lampooned by rachel's insistent need to force in her juvenile "humor" and never actually depicting how pressing things are. even the following moments from persephone's r//pe was undercut by hades making stupid puns! i understand if rachel cant write something more serious than "[x] is bad" but if thats so, then dont try it? because thats how you end up with this pretentious mess.

2. since when did lo hades have earrings??? i legit do not remember this ever being a thing??? is he trying to be hip with the kids 😭my man you still look like a crusty old man the earrings arent helping 😭

3. lo hermes looks and acts like flaky from happy tree friends and no thats not a compliment (TW for gore, blood, and violence if any of you google it)

4. Even though the earlier art style was better there are still some cursed panels from the earlier pages that still haunt me. Especially the way Persephone was drawn differently in so many of the panels.

5. lo hades has such "how do you do fellow kids" energy and im not sure why

6. im also confused on the fertility goddess stuff because how stupid is persephone if she didnt notice? she can create life and nature without even thinking and shes implied to be a genius in biology, so how would she not even notice this? if RS really wants to go with this plot, then why have her professor bring it up in class? why not show persephone going to her uni's library to research the topic and pouring over it? that's an easy way to show persephone's intelligence, yet LO doesnt even try.

7. What I wanna know in LO was how Demeter and Hestia were compensated after the war. The three brothers got to be kings and Hera is queen, but what we know of Demeter is that she had a millionaire dollar business that’s probably made it on its own (unless she was helped out) and then Hestia all we really know about her is that she runs that TOGEM and idk if there’s only 4 of them, Hestia really had a group by herself for a bit since Athena is Zeus’ (assumed) daughter, Artemis (Zeus’ assumed daughter) and persphone (newest member) which seems shitty since they won a war together

8. I think what happened with LO’s art style was RS got “lazy” (I’m lacking the right word). I feel like without the colors all of the men in LO have the same body type, and Hermès and Apollo may even have the same face if they smile the same. So to compensate for that lack of body diversity, RS doubled down on Hades’ features to make him stand out more to really show he’s the male lead. However, even in her own words he looks like Persphones’ “dusty ass dad”

The women use to be a little different but they’re all starting to blend with body types. Her was small, but now she’s short and busty like Persphone. RS makes Persphone look short and busty all the time but almost childlike. Minthe was skinny but her last moments she was busy. Aphrodite I feel was just busty but then tried to make her look small also with Ares and Hades beside her. Hestia stayed the same but is still small and busty. Athena was tall and thin (?) but now she’s tall but busty (and her relationship with Hestia looks like it mirrors HXP). Idk I just feel like the longer screen time the female characters get the more they start mirroring Persphone’s look. Like even Artemis was getting empathized on being small next to her brother Apollo. Like all the girls gotta look small but curvy as the story goes on. 

9. Demeter: watched her friend get ripped in half. Watched her friend get continually cheated on, paying the price for not hiding a mistress , watched metis get eaten, her back clawed, fought in a war. Later made a daughter who’s a fertility goddess (probably an accident) and now has to raise her. That same daughter then went on a rampage and isn’t really remorseful

Fans: Demeter is such an overbearing mother who gets in the way of our ship.

10. on regards to ace characters, asexuality is a spectrum like everything else, so a lot of asexuals actually do enjoy and have sex, so the maidens doing so isnt inherently a problem, its the fact rachel is clearly viewing it through a strict binary where she assumes asexuality is something that can be "fixed" over time/when the right person comes along. its also a bad modern reading of it, as "virginity" in an ancient sense meant via marriage, not via sex, but I doubt rachel cares to factcheck it.

11. Imagine an elf is given a job to do at a human institution. The humans think elves don’t need bathroom breaks, since they know they can hold it for days, but this elf has been traveling to reach their job, and has already been holding it to the point they are in pain. They ask for a break, but their job is important and time sensitive, so they admit they can still hold it when asked. After a full day of work, the elf tries to reach the bathroom in time, but they were never told where it is.

From OP: I think this might be a nymph allegory? Anon never specified so I'll put this here anyway.

12. ya know if hades has to lie to make apollo seem worse (who does not need much in this comic) its like??? why is he persephone's lawyer then?? lawyers are literally told not to lie, this is basic law 101. thats why they dont want their clients to mention to them if they actually did the crimes because then the lawyers have to say it in court. if hades lies so casually just to keep persephone away from justified punishment, then thats bad actually!  both in being a decent person and as a lawyer!

From OP: Hades didn’t lie but he was definitely out of line. RS liked a tweet saying that the wife thing was “subconscious” so it probably was. (Still doesn’t make it right but I doubt he’d say those things on the stand.)

13. I know Minthe was written in a way she was suppose to be unlikesable, she’s rude, she yells and she doesn’t hesistate. HOWEVER RS wrote her character badly. Minthe is so unliked? How was she able to be a bad gf to hades and Thanatos? Like yes it’s an affair but how was she able to pull 2 gods?! We don’t hear Hades or Thanatos say what they like about her BUT they both still had a fling with her. (Honestly I feel it’s cause RS can’t bare writing one nice thing about the female anatangoist without trying to make Persphone look good)

The other thing bothering me was everyone knew about her relationship with Hades after she put it on fatesbook, but everyone talked about the kiss in such a positive light IN FRONT OF HER. Aren’t they suppose to be scared of her? Why did the girls in the yoga class/dress shop had so much to say about that kiss? Because they knew persphone? Did they know every other detail too? What was their actual beef with Minthe?

I feel like realistically some more characters would have sympathy for Minthe if they didn’t know her that well because of Hera. Everyone knows Hera is a pill to deal with and she’s the goddess of marriage who hasn’t really tried bringing Minthe and Hades to the alter. That right there should let everyone know that Hera probably doesn’t help the situation.

Idk, I feel like RS could have gone deeper and made the character not such HXP shippers cause most people wouldn’t cheer for cheating nor an old ass guy getting with a 19 year old. (Idk how fast the news of the slap spread, but I doubt it made it to every place in their fictional world)

[wisebilly]

Making another masterpost because I have went through many character arcs and feel its necessary

Heyo! Welcome to my blog.

you can call me cloud, cloudy, or little/lil cloud. But I mainly go by cloudy.

Here on this blog, I like undertale and mcyt. Also memes. Lots of memes. As a chaos enducing gremlin child it is how I thrive on this hellsite. Memes.

A little about mOi-

Hi yes hello its me, bone apple teeth gamers. 😎

I'm a minor, so don't be creepy. I'm pansexual and polysexual, she/they. :D I actually draw with my finger on just a generic Samsung tablet on IbispaintX.

I simp for many people, mainly fresh. He is very handsome. Do not debate with me on this. I also simp for uhh people from the dream smp.

You can find out who I simp for from the dream SMP on my side account, @the-chaos-den which is MCYT and dream SMP centered.

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My favorite color is blue, I like and do art. Writing too but I'm rlly insecure about my writing so I never post it lmao. I like talking to people!! If you ever wanna talk about dumb shit with me dont be afraid too!! I love talking about dumb shit. Its the bane of my existence.

I'm on this hellsite almost all day every day. So theres a 98 percent chance if you pm me I'll respond almost instantly. though if I dont, please Dont take it personally. Sometimes I just dont dont have the mental strength to form a response and keep a conversation going. Or I simply just don't want to. So please don't think I have anything against you!! :D

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Some important information

Whenever your responding to me, whether it be through a pm, a comment, a reblog- anything! Please dont just respond with "..." "._." "ok" and "-._-." they're kinda like uhh, small triggers, they send me into a small panic attack mode so id really appreciate it if you didnt do that :')

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If you're over the age of 30, lgtbphobic, a MAP (somebody who's attracted to minors), racist, ect. Please do not interact with me!! :D if you are any of the following I just listed please block me. Thank you.

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Please don't make fun of me or make small "jokes" about how I can be annoying, keyboard smash alot, the fandoms I like, my misspellings, or mistakes I may make on my art.

- I'm very self conscious about me being "annoying" and if people really like me or not. This Includes commenting about how I may vent alot. My apartment is toxic as shit, its going to happen. Please READ THE TAGS IN MY VENTS, I will put info there such as not to reblog it.

- keyboard smashing is just something I do for fun, and express emotions/stim, so just please don't.

- I used to be made fun of ALOT for liking "weird" fandoms, so please don't do that.

- just- don't make fun of the things I spell incorrectly. My parents do that enough. I'm very aware of the things I may spell wrong and will edit it quickly if I see I've spelled something wrong.

- giving constructive criticism is completely appreciated!! Just please dont go "hey you drew - insert something I drew - kinda weird/wrong lol" its honestly just kinda mean.

I say things like "lmao/lmfao LMAO/LMFAO" "IM CRYING" and stuff like that a lot, I keyboard smash alot too.

I stim physically and verbally! Meaning I kinda just say gibberish, or repeatedly say "oh my god" "nOoO" "sTOp-" "wHy-". And I sometimes flap my hands around or just slap/hit the closest thing next to me I know won't get damaged or break.

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My favorite food is takis. Best food ever. Fact.

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I have TERRIBLE memory!! I can remember things I did 4 years ago but not the thing you just told me to do. I also have snow vision syndrome and have a very hard time figuring out if people are joking or being serious. If you don't know what snow vision syndrome is just google it im too lazy to explain it rigohsbks.

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Uhh I think thats it. This is long anyways adkgvadjsh-

[tazmilyxfamily]

— answer these questions then tag 20 blogs you’d like to know better!

tagged by: @distantlocale!! thamnk!!!

tagging: steal it bls

nicknames: Chesh, Chex, Cheshire, Pearl-

zodiac: Libra

height: a bit taller than 5′ last i checked!

time: est because god knows when i’ll actually post this

favorite band / artist: hard decision really……

song stuck in my head: Wet Hands by C418

last movie i saw: half of Fir/st Dau/g/hter but i wanna watch Fri/day t/he 13/th sometime soon

last thing i googled: “queen of hatred fusion”

other blogs: chexmix-art, purple-striped-aesthetics, ooc-cheshire andddd greensquiidkid!! art blog, aesthetic blog (co-owned with @/thebrawlboys/@/mozaik-hero), personal blog, and oc ask blog, respectively.

do i get asks: sometimes? not as often as i used to but im somehow unsurprised considering what’s been happening, especially now that i haven’t exactly been sending asks too often either

why did i choose this username: basically just my og rp blog but with an x instead of a dash so people didnt heck it up and tag it w/ the dash anyways lol- i know it’s technically inaccurate now cuz it’s not Mother only but rebranding rn would beat my ass

following: i can’t tell if you mean who’s following me or who am i following so here’s both! i’m following 891 people and i have 177 followers

average amount of sleep: uhhhhhhhhhh 4 or 5 on the first two days of the week and probably 8 or so on weekends and non-school days

what i’m wearing (right now): an oversized blue shirt with a Pokeball on it, blue shorts, my usual black bracelet, and no socks lmao

dream job: …i think children’s storybook artist? anything to do with digital art, bls…

dream trip: literally nowhere! the stress would KILL ME.

favorite food(s): most chocolate, ham(?), mac’n’cheese, coleslaw, blueberries/raspberries/strawberries, lasagna, steamed broccoli

play any instruments: tried to learn cello and guitar at some points in my life but god knows i couldn’t stick to any of em

eye color: dark brown, almost black looking

hair color: dirty blonde, babye!

languages you speak: english, i understand romanian, and i know a few words in German

most iconic song: uhhhhhhhhhh too many to count, really…

random fact: for the longest time i thought virgin and vegan was the same thing somehow

describe yourself as aesthetic things: a bowl of fruit, teeth too sharp to be human, the familiar crunch of autumn leaves, friends with a less-than-friendly appearance, two sides of a coin, a lazy day in, playing games while your parents think you’re asleep, the warm hug of a friend, a soft and warm blanket, way too many eyes, reading in the darkness, finding comfort in the creepy, disappearing into an oversized sweater, singing loudly to yourself when no ones around, losing track of time

[all-ringils-blazing]

Tag Games

I was tagged by my beloved @arnoediad in 2 tag games, wow thank you darling! ❤ This is the first one:

**RULES: Answer 21 questions  theres only 15, but whatever and then tag 21 people

Not gonna tag 21 people though I have a life guys who am I kidding I spend my free time in this site I just own a very lazy ass✌

Nicknames: Loutsos, Lou, Loulou, Luigi yeah I know

Zodiac: Scorpio

Height: 173 cm

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Last thing googled: Candlemass Grammys 2020 

Do you get asks: No

Amount of sleep: 5 hours that bitch is gonna die

Lucky number: I always believed that my lucky number is my big brother’s day of birth or his year of birth etc but I just dont think so nah

What are you wearing: Pfff pervert.... Anyways, black sweater, gray leggings. I didnt leave my house today so I didnt dress up, just wearing house clothes.

Dream trip: Ireland❤ Yeah yeah I went to Ireland last year and it was a dream coming true. But obviously it wasnt enough, I need more. I wanna see everything in this enchanting beauty of a country aaaah😍 Also Scotland, Switzerland and Faroe Islands are some dreamy destinations too and yes I will go soon, nobody is gonna stop me, Ireland was only the beginning.  

Instruments: Classic guitar, not something great though but I’m trying Susan!

Languages: Greek, English, just a little bit of German who am I kidding once again lol I have forgotten anything German that was inside my head 9 years ago

Favorite Song(s): The 100th time I say it obviously I have not a specific fav song, it always depends on my mood and period of time. For example, lately I’m busy adoring Ozzy’s new song Under the Graveyard and this song from this band that I discovered recently, Wind Rose with Diggy Diggy Hole lol aren’t they the coolest? And obviously as a blues/jazz shitty fan I can’t stop listening to this masterpiece, I’m Gonna Love You by Fred James. And how can I forget the new Candlemass album and the song Astorolus-The Great Octopus? My sweet boys didn’t win that Grammy but who cares I love you guys !!! 😭 Oh yeah and the Witcher series osts like the kinky Yennefer’s Orgy Theme, Ragamuffin hmmmmm 😏 no seriously it helps me with studying heh. Also I have fallen in love with a Greek hard rock band which I enjoyed live one month ago, Noely Rayn. They have lovely songs, they give me so many feelings. Also released their 2nd album months ago. Some songs I deeply love are Remember Our Midnight,  Try to Survive and Bleeding from their new album. There are more but I have to shut up now I can talk about music till the world ends ok. (This answer kind of sums up that song game you adorable fucker @underworld-priest tagged me some days ago)

Random fact: Ehm I don’t know maybe that I chew my tongue like a gum when I am super dedicated to something I’m doing? It’s a creepy thing I didn’t realize until my 15 years when a friend asked me why I do that while we were solving some maths together.

Aesthetic: Uuum....Tho being a metalhead I was never into goth or extremely deadly dark side style/ aesthetic etc but Im more of a classic 80s rocker/metalhead aesthetic fan, generally a vintage and jazzy one. Magical as hell.   

And here is the 2nd one:

I have to answer with 3 random facts about me. Okeeeeey soooooo

1. My hair is the only thing of my appearance  that I always want to be on point like I never leave the house with bad hair and if it is (what can we do) a bad hair day I feel very fuckin uncomfortable all day.

2. Ehm I hate changes, Im a person that needs time to adjust and get used to a new situation so yeah I hate them.

3. Ehhhhh......Isara by Eluveitie always reminds me of my brother. 

Ooooof it’s really hard searching for facts about yourself no kidding here.

Behold peasants! Tags are coming! Gonna tag some new people too. Hello new neighbors !

@fresno-nightcrawler @the-white-frost @huffleppuffs @emptyskulls @emperor-draygon @theslumberofthebeast @mark0fcourage (Mate I adore your creepy clown avatar lol) @goatmars @princeimrahils @al-capwned @wholelottatiffy @underworld-priest @the-music-dork @ace-bi-says-hi @silent-calling @mochibat @harmonicstupidity @kittyinhighheels @killinguwithumbrellas @marias-wonderland @punk-courtesan @sophisticatedfangirling 

Omg look at all these tags I made it !!! I don’t have a life in the end.

[caandlelit]

Tbh I always loved you dabihawks AUs and was wondering if you could do more some time? (*Whisper chanting* Pjo au pjo au pjo au)

..how did u know i liked pjo ??? thats supposed to be a secret

but alright jshsj ok yeah like i havnt been thinking about it for ages

edit: i lost this so so so many fuckin times,,, but here goes. im so sorry its this late anon ive had a fucking shitty few months rip i hope to god you see this

dabi would be a legacy of apollo and vulcan, the roman version of hephaestus, on one side, and khione on the other

and endeavor, his dad, who thinks hes so great cause hes a legacy of apollo and vulcun, married rei, daughter of khione,,so that his legacies have fire and ice

dabi has this weird fuckin blue fire

apollo kids dont have fire but because of his vulcan he has fire, and its even stronger bc of apollo, therefore blue

he and fuyumi are twins

she has ice

genes fucked up and gave him fire despite their bodies being built for wach others quirks

and he can withstand cold temperatures

and constantly wishes he had ice instead so he wouldnt keep destroying his body trying to adjust to his powers especially cause his father made him use them at an early age

shouto is ice and fire, and natsuo is the healer, hes strong, plus a few seer abilities

this also fits in with my hc that natsu is a docter!! so like

thanks vulcan

but mostly apollo, for being so over achieving. your efforts are appreciated

nothing compared to hermes tho i dare u to google what hes the god of

hawks is a fuckinsksjlsksk

a fuckin

ok

ur not ready

half harpy half hermes kid

everyone asks 'duuude why did ur dad fuck a harpy what was he oN'

'uhh, obviously for the wings it'd eventually give me- i dont fUCKIN know man, can yall stop asking'

so hawks has red wings and likes chicken nuggets and considers his dad a huge asshole

'met the guy once, and once was enough'

he was born out of a drunken one night stand (fuck you hermes) and his mom, a harpy who doesnt really care, leaves him soon after she gets bored

hes soon found and picked up by rumi and ruyuuku, half blood duo extraordinare and they eventually find their way to camp

and hes way better at camp, grows up from a hobo chicken to a ray of sunshine

he learns to be good with people and he brushes off any bullying with jokes about himself and gains respect for being such a chill guy

so social skills and diplomacy!!

plus hes good at memorizing things, thanks to the harpy genes

also pretty loud, thanks to the harpy genes

plus, he has wINGS

so,,, wings + hermes kid + all these characteristics = a messenger for the two camps basically sent by the gods

hes the middleman between the two camps as soon as hes old enough to get taxis and can fly well enough travel across longer distances

they meet cause hawks had to go deliver some message to the praetor of the roman camp

and hes stopped by the river where percy met frank and hazel in the books

idk the name its been a while fuck off

by a demigod guard on duty

hes about to fly across

when someone yells

"hey mESSENGER PIDGEON! OVER HERE!"

what the fuck

hawks looks around, flapping his wings in confusion

"yEAH YOU, YA SEE ANYONE ELSE WITH WINGS HERE? DUMBASS"

okay, woW, now hawks is confused out of his mind and pink with annoyance, what the fuck

"dOWN HERE BIRDBRAIN, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING IN THE FUCKIN' SKY FOR"

oh oops right why would there be someone in the air

hawks looks down sheepishly

theres a roman guard, looking to be about his age, 16 or so, completely ignoring his job and apparently tossing pebbles at the river a few feet away, from the piles hawks can vaguely see scattered around him

he sees him cup his hands around his mouth and shout

"HURRY THE FUCK UP"

okay okay calm your tits

hawks flies down to the guy and lands and hes v confused ok

but the guard guy is way more interesting up close than he was from the sky

hes not wearing his helmet, taller than hawks, his hair a messy jet black, his eyes bright blue and his smile lazy but really cute

and sue him or whatever okay but,,

hawks is a sucker for blue eyes

and then hes being teased

"what were you lookin around for?"

hawks' feathers puff up in indignation and he kicks him in the shin

'shut up asshole, i came down didnt i. what do u want'

the guy laughs

"i just wanted to see your wings, your feathers are fuckin dope"

hawks is kind of endeared at this point, is this guy for real

he offers hawks a pebble and goes

"u wanna try?"

hawks stares

then he shrugs internally, cause why the fuck not, hes here all week why not make a friend while hes at it

he takes the pebble and their fingers brush and its all so cliche

hawks tosses the pebble and then hes being laughed at and taught how to throw pebbles

and they hang out getting to know each other for a solid few hours until someone comes to see why the fuck the messenger guy isnt here yet

aka shigaraki

who drags himself down to the river to see dabi fucking around with the pidgeon guy and he sighs

drags a waving, beaming hawks to the camp while dabi grins wide and waves back

then theyre talking all the time and hawks is making up excuses to fly over at least once a month and dabi is using all the drachma endeavor has to call hawks,

"its for a good cause"

and endeavor hates it because hes a greek hating dick

he thinks the camps shouldnt interact

when dabi discovers this hes fuckin delighted

"fuckin lit, a new way to piss him off!!"

*dabi voice* ive been thinking about that exchange program, maybe i should make the switch!

*constipated endeavor noises*

endeavor is old enough to be respected by a small few, and old enough for most people to wonder why the fuck he isnt dead yet

they eventually go on their first quest together

alone

no one wants to go with them because no one is willing to thirdwheel

shigarakis actual answer was "are you kidding me id rather die"

[iamatpeacewitheveryone]

How I became obsessed over the Fab 5

Yass Queen I often heard that phrase on social media Particularly on twitter. I thought that this phrase is a new slang for millennial and gen-z that I just haven’t caught on yet (as most of the slang terms of early 2010s).

Jonathan Van Ness this is the guy that may or may not have started the popular phrase “yass queen” but he sure does use it a lot. When I first saw him randomly on a thumbnail of my recommended youtube video I described his appearance as “gay lord” ( I wanna use “Jesus” but in my opinion that’s disrespectful to my religion). He often is featured on hollywood celebrity channels (which I didnt clicked on that time). I thought that he may be a new emerging star or an old celebrity that I didnt know (bluntly I just didnt care). For me, most starlets that enters hollywood are shallow empty-brain fake people that does a lot of stupid stuff to be relevant. I just didnt care about this gay lord that is making the media go gaga over him.

Big Mouth Im a huge fan of this show. I love cartoons!!! Im 25 year old btw and Idga fudge of what you think about that 🙄. The heart of a child in me just never died 🥳. When season 3 came out I was ecstatic! I finished the whole season in one day and I finished it again the next day and the next day after that. I love the humor. I love the educational information sorrounding teens undergoing puberty, sex ,relationships and gays! I mean Im 25 but Im behind all these things that I should have learned in my teenage years. You know why? Because my country put stigma around sex education thinking that it will encourage kids to have sex. well guess what? With or without sex-ed some kids will still have sex. Anyway in season 3 they included the Fab 5 and I immediately recognized gay lord. I then learned that he is part of a reality TV show and has four other gay guys with him. So after watching big mouth I went on youtube and searched “Queer Eye” and sure enough the fab 5 pop out. The first video that I watched was “Fab 5 takes a lie detector test” . I laughed at their animated quirkiness and after that I watched Queer Eye on netflix right away. Aah!

Queer eye I fell inlove with the first episode. I love how they transformed Tom ❤️ ( I didnt really approved with the styling. Sorry Tan). I love their kind approach to Tom and how they make as simple as going mattress shopping hilarious. I love their relationship. Immediately I fell inlove right away with Jonathan Van Ness’ personality! He is full of gay antics and he exudes so much femininity. He is more of a girl than a gay man. Usually I see gays as men who are feminine (or overly feminine) like James Charles and Jeffree Star. Jonathan is more masculine looking than most gays. He sports beards and does not wear makeup. But for me, he is literally a girl in a man’s body.

Gay + Reality Show I never really thought that I will one day be a fan of gay reality show. First, I never had any gay friends in my circle of friends. Gays and I are like oil and water, we dont blend. Im introverted, Im chill and laid back, and a little tomboyish. Gays most of the time are extroverted, flamboyant, rowdy, sassy, and overly dramatic. Im not saying all gays but most of the gays that I encountered. I like them. I like their existence. Dont get me wrong Im not homophobic. It’s just I like them at a distance. Their personality overwhelms me. So it comes as a surprise to me how I came to love the fab 5. And on a reality TV show? Guuurrlll dont even get me started how much I dislike reality shows especially from hollywood. I see such shows as fake, phony, cheesy, and doesn’t really have any substance in it . I don’t waste my time watching these pretentious shows. But Queer Eye changed that.

I love how the casting is diverse. At least, two out of five people are colored people. As an asian Im so proud of Tan, and happy that he is part of this. Im proud how they bravely shared their traumatic stories of how they we’re outed and abandoned by the people they considered family. How they courageously show their vulnerability. You go Queens!

Religion affected Bobby that he cant even go inside a church. Inspite of this, Bobby had learned slowly to let go of the baggages and make peace with his past. I pray that he will be completely free one day because I believe we can all heal. Bobby is an inspiration for the lost and abandoned. I cant imagine my family disowning me and being out their on my own at the age of 15. Look at him now a very successful interior designer. He gave me hope.

I love how Karamo fought despite of racism and homophobia, and went for the things that people denied him of. Imagine being in a room full of people making you feel unwelcomed? Im so proud of you Karamo. Im happy of all the things you have now.

I love how Jonathan fights the issues and rights that I also believed in. He uses his voice to put awareness over racism, sexism, homophobia, HIV, diversity and hatred (which are mostly Trump supporters. just kidding 😜).

I love how Antoni is passionate with food. I can listen to him talk about food all day. He is also sensitive to other people’s feelings. He is respectable towards other people and sympathetic. He is refined and cultured.

Obsession I became obsessed! The proof is that I started taking care of my self more. Im not lazy anymore with my beauty regimen. I updated my products. SERUM AND SUBSCREEN!!! I floss always now. They inspire me to look fabulous everyday even when Im at home.

I started following them on their individual instagram account. Search them on google, pinterest and tumblr. Dont forget twitter for daily updates. My youtube recommendations are all filled of Queer Eye’s casts. Help me! And if that’s not enough I bought their individual books (audiobooks).

I’ll be giving my review on their individual books next time. Im also learning to use podcast since Jonathan and Karamo has their own podcast channel. Can you believe?

[smellycinnamonthundahfudge]

i was tagged by @theslytherinterran many moons ago and now i finally have the time to get thru dis sht so just wanted to say thinks for thanking of meee hahaha (also, di ya tag me in other ones? i cant seem to track em back down if so :( )

Rules: Answer 17 questions and tag 17 people.

Nickname: smells (im not yet comfy giving out my actual name so dis is just from my username also i think its funny haha)

Zodiac: sagittarius... i think? dont rlly know much bout dat sht tbh

Height: 5'5”

Hogwarts house: i think im a hufflepuff but tbh havent rlly read or watched any of the hp properly. just from what ive heard and gen pop culture knowledge n what have ya haha

Last thing i googled: how to write height hahahha yas im dat basic rn hahaha

Song stuck in my head: for the first time in a while, none rlly hehe which is nice. but the last one i had a major ear worm for was cloud nine by owl city cus superstore feels hehehe

Following: 1738 🤯🤯🤯 i dont rlly spend dat much time in tumblr cus otherwise i know i'd never stop but holy sht i didnt know my follow streak was that bad hahaha man am i impulsive hahaha

Followers: 312 but porn blogs are there too so who knows how legit dat number rlly is hahaha

Amount of sleep: i'd say a solid 8 - 12 hrs finally on vacayyy babehhh hahaa

Lucky number: 13 is what's seemed to be lucky for the pips around me but tbh i dont rlly pay attention or keep track haha

Dream job: still figuring out tbh, but i think i wanna be a writer

Instruments: nada. does ur voice count? i like singing 🤗😙

Random fact: i once burned myself and left a scar on my thigh trying to fix my shoe using a glue gun 乁[ᓀ˵▾˵ᓂ]ㄏ

Aesthetic: very very messy, there's a reason why i chose smells as my nickname, floating around, flying, being underwater and not moving a single muscle so everything is so still and silent and you can't breathe, puffy red eyes and snotty nose after you've sobbed your soul out, lying around wherever in the weirdest of positions and places, i doodle sometimes, lots of adjectives and no sort of direction or format whatsoever just going where the train of thought or the wind takes you, nerves, anxiety, and nail biting, staring at the night sky for hours while/or dancing in the rain, doing impulsive weird spontaneous things, rambling, group hugs, being insanely reactive to your ship or fandom, emojis and gifs as replies or heavily incorporated into da convo, repeating letteeerrrrrssssssss, singing and dancing along to the song you're listening to without a care in the world, swearing, tons of positive and yet hopefully still realistic support for everyone including oneself, being a lazy bum who dreads getting up

Tagging: @the-real-illi-vanilli @ohdarnitripped @altairvanyel @tartanpjs @that-shy-puff @ghostinrue @nicehandsfeet @fangirltrash1312 @orntrnk @asriichang25 @untitledandrandom @kanakalala458 @sssunisshining @you-guys--are-losers @the-freckled-luba @milly-chan1 @bubbleuwu @i-am-the-third-heat

hey ya guys reacted to da sht on my blog for some reason, cant blame a gal for wonderin wth is wrong with yalls hahaha. but sryly no presh tho, just curious n interested in yalls cus ya seemed to have been interested in same sht i like. and also sorrs if yalls did this already. wouldnt have known hahaha. i just looked thru my activity n there ya alls were haha

[mikkock]

HELLO I ADORE YOUR OCS SO MUCH WILL YOU TELL ME ABOUT KAI HE LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL "YOUR DAUGHTER CALLS ME DADDY TOO" DOUCHEBAG AND I FUCKING LOVE HIM AND WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT HIM

LBLMVBGK THANK U OMG love it when ppl like my kids, im a proud dad rn

ALSO wrow congrats on ur on point analysis, cause, that’s the Essence Of His Being (fun fact since i got two characters who go by the name of kai -cause fuck that basic writing tip that says ‘dont have two characters named the same thing- i usually refer to him as The Bad Kai cuz he a bad bitch)

so lets unwrap that dude shall we uwu 

SO this dude was created when i realised my story didnt have antagonists so i made a bunch of Bad People and then they all became good people after i started giving them more personnality somehow eXCEPt him for some reason, the only survivor of the “everyone will be baby” plague, the only rude bitch in this house, the only guy who’s still on the dark grey side of morally grey...but tbh im in love with him cause he’s an asshole and im an idiot so like.

His base concept was basically something along the lines of “fuckboy but make it Couture”, like douchebag indeed But Gotta Be Fancy at being one, gotta add a pinch of Sneaky Bitch in the pot. His aesthetic is Chillin, gettin in ur pants, then moving on for some more chillin and more pants. So if you’re into some funky sexy time with no pressure and no ties, ya gon get along, your goals meet, time to have fun.

All that is supported by his charisma, cause unless ya got some nasty history, he’ll just look like that charming bad-boy “oho hot dude with a dangerous but not agressive” vibed person, and he’s quite a sweet-talker. He’s probs not only the ‘your daughter calls me daddy’ kind but also ‘and so will YOU, i’m scoring with the whole family and you wont stop me (and you wont WANT to stop me)’ 

He got that handsome ppl priviledge ya feel

but also, he wouldnt be a rude guy if he was just the ‘i enjoy chill frick-fracking and im just so sexy that no one can say no to that booty’ guy

Dude got quiiite some spite-fueled ego and Does Not Take losing well, and will not, in fact, let himself lose on any objective he has, and when that objective is A Person, he gets ugly. Being good at sweet talking also means being good at small stuff like “not saying exactly the truth always when it would be more beneficial not to”, “deliberately using euphemistic, ambiguous or obscure language so to mask wrong doings and technically saying the truth but in such a way that it becomes completely masked by a thick fog of bullshit”, and “use words and behaviour in general to influence others unscrupulously so to get something in return”. Even a little “playing with their perception in order to make them doubt in their thoughts and selves”. In short dude got no qualms about using all the tools of manipulation available if it means that he comes on top (or on bottom if the goal was getting an assful eeeeeey we’re masters of comedy here) It tends to be all for short term results tho, so not much your ‘boyfriend who convinces you you’re nothing without him” and more of a “you thought you were dating but only you were thinking that as he always kept it just vague enough to have you not official yet convinced of his and now you’re blaming yourself for believing you were together”

master of getting ass, also master of Ugly Ass Breakups, and master of suddenly dissapearing from your life so hard that you wonder if it was just your imagination all along (he got ugly past with a bunch of other ocs especially he’s ex boyfriend with two that are now together cause i dig that sort of drama the sAME dUDe gave u the trust issues that held u from going full lovey dovey ? i fucking lIVE off that kinda shit wait until he pops back like ‘oho hello fancy seeing YOU TWO here my two fave exes together incredible what a small world”)

Though I have to rework on all that cause that backstory is oLD AS SHIT (like prolly i built it in what, 2016? ew ugly) I had that stem from some sort of neglect-fueled inferiority complex. I had given him a kinda cold family with a bunch of siblings who got Way More Nurtured due to their respective talents and achievements, having him left behind and feeling like he got nothing. SO that’s basically the explanation as of today but i dont like iiiiit anymooooore so I’ll have to work on it to make it something i dig, cause idk, bitch feels flat so far.

BUT i do intend on keeping the whole concept of ~Loneliness~, and of him working alone and quite hard for anything he gets. And the general need of proving himself that had come from the WIP backstory. I don’t exactly see him as an overachiever at all, but definitly as an obstinate and persevering hardworking guy, because “Look YALL I WAS aBLE TO DO THIS YALL THOUGHT I COULDNT HUH YALL LOOK DOWN ON ME well fuck u cause idc im better than u now also ur mum’s into bondage i kno from experience bye”. So tbh pair up with him for group projects, you’ll be sure his share of the work will be done (but also if you dont do yours then he’s probably going to be a bITCh about it, no remorse in leaving blank slides in the middle of the powerpoint and then loudly proclaiming ‘OH RIGHT This was supposed to be Kevin’s part but I suppose he never sent it to me, despite the numerous reminders i sent him, no big deal, no hard feelings, its ok sweetie we all sometimes feel too lazy i forgive u :)” )

Also he’d be Chill to hang out with for like, parties, nights out at the bar, that kinda shit. He definetly has some beans to spill about quite some people, he gathers the goss as he gathers lovers (i was gonna end that in “as he spreads legs” but it sounded too PG-18 for this good Well Behaved family friendly blog) and Will Not stay tight lipped, and Will be a bitch when trashtalking people, and It Will Be Entertaining as it always is when you’re hearing about crazy exes and you’ve had some beers. 

Now trivia that idk where else to write cause idk i stupid or more like disorganised :

- he digs red ale beer like if ya wanna win him over with the appropriate alcohol offer there u go

- he’s a fake blonde (cause my hobby is painting regrowth roots on hair)

- his design is a mixture of those 3dgy denim boys u see on pinterest and the specific brand of fuckboys that are french-L-section-chic-grunge-hipster-fuckboys (L section is like a branch of highschool)(that word combo is a so specific kinda guy)(its kinda like a softboi but more arrogant but in a lowkey way)(also they rich)(but he’s not rich so guess that should make him Less Arrogant)

-im constantly dead afraid of giving him more characteristics and story or whatveer cause he’s the only meanie i got left and i do Not want him to stop being an asshole but everytime i develop a character they end up nice or redeemed or whatever and i wanna keep him a bitch so i neglect him (just like his parents in his 2016 version wow)

he smokes (prolly started quite early to Be Kool and now relies on it for stress relief)

he’s outspoken and extraverted and prolly the guy who had a lot to say when you were doing debates in class (there’s always that person who has a Lot to argument about)(its him) but outside of a Set and Defined debate structure he probably doesnt give his mind voraciously 

he’s a law student and despite saying he’s the one bad guy left he probably wont be a corrupt lawyer or judge or whatever like come on he will do his job properly he worked hARD FOR THIS justice may be served

he’s not the kind to openly hate or even dislike anyone cause what’s the point of wasting your energy on that? its much funnier to him to be obnoxiously Neutral with someone and basically ignore them but still strike them with some Spikes of passive-agressive comments, let them be Mad at your calmness

he’s 177cm tall (that’s like 5.8 according to google)

honestly if you’re bros with him he’s fun to be with the being a jerk is completly coincidental 

he probably ranks high in the list of “those criminals who steal big lighters from their friends” 

i think at a point his design had tattoos but i forgot the designs of those so now he doesnt anymore

a dog person

i think ive run out of facts (or my brain dead) so im leavin with a shirtless pic cause my hobby is drawing tits

in short, charming asshole who can get ugly, secretly feels lonely and small, works hard for himself, better have him as a friend than as a foe though probably not the most frontally agressive enemy, and also, your booty, hand it over.

[boutonniered-blog]

(( this isn’t really here or there, ive just got cowboy dnd on the mind and ruminating over dming again. its about accessibility and why its humm important!!!

but anyways- accessibility is like, really important to me? i struggle immensely with dyscalculia- i struggle to make sense of graphs, clocks, use my damn calculator, rudimentary math for even adding or subtracting rolls is kind of beyond me or else it takes far too long to comfortably fit into the span of time of a turn, counting the number of days until or past something, etc: it stinks, because im often looked down on for being Not Really Smart or being Lazy And Not Applying Myself because while i am academically gifted in language arts and those soft skills easily transfer to other subjects, i have always struggled with math- i didnt know how to rearrange basic equations until the year before senior year of highschool. 

and while i can cope and muddle my way through things (i used to memorize equation variants all the way up until i hit the wall with academic physics and broke down, for example) its like. tiring, and embarrassing, to be the person who can’t do the seemingly simple basic mental math to calculate how much older an older siblings is or whatever else.

and like for the longest time i have wanted to play dnd, only i was immensely intimidated because of how much math is involved with debuffs and buffs and rolling for stats and saving throws and all that and- i was really sad because i wanted to play, but i felt like i couldnt because I Just Wasnt Smart Enough To, even though i was confident in my improv and general writing abilities having done roleplay and ran my own arg before. and it SUCKED missing out on this hobby that i really, ardently wanted to join in on, but felt ashamed and stupid and incapable of playing because... brain broke on main! and it was really, really embarrassing. 

anyways! fast forward to my dnd group over the summer- although i had butchered and cribbed the stats layout and mangled google sheets into making very rudimentary, basic scores, of 1-5 and short explanations of what each did to contextualize these linguistically for myself, and a consensus to basically just one One Fucking Die (d20) for Everything and then a d6 for damage because the general health was ~25 or so to make it easier on me, and was basically just a combination of para and script rp, i was getting like. really overwhelmed with tracking damage, especially with the confusion of having Many Characters At Once and also, healers, so i often lost track and would get flustered as hell while playing dm and very. upset on main about it because i felt like Ohghgh. Elle Being Dumb Baby Again

but! one of my friends, hes in school for compsci and programs stuff, he made me!! a little discord bot!! and “courtney” as she was dubbed after one of the npc healers, like, could do the math on peoples healing and damage and also reset it at the end of matches. i like legitimately cried when he showed me her and the little guide on how to use her too with Examples... because i struggle a lot with parsing through how to operate discord bots and frequently have to summon up their to do commands list thing Pretty much every time, and, like, bro

like it seems like a little thing Maybe in terms of her use in game but it Really made it so much fucking easier for me to manage what was going on. especially because if i had trouble reading the numbers or figuring out the damage, other people were able to use the command prefix to like Do It For Me and usually what would happen is we would designate it as Someone’s Job For The Night To and like... it was so much more fun and engaging and i didnt have to like, stress out or be upset over not being able to do math and like? Bro. I Got Emotional, same as how when i figured out that i could use our rollbot for basic math and i still use that little guy in fucking every day conversation when it comes to ages or months or stuff but like

the point being? i was really upset and sad over being excluded or Struggling with something that was supposed to be fun because of stuff i couldnt help, and it really made me so fucking Happy to be able to participate just like everyone else but also that my friend recognized a need that he could fill and Went Ahead And Did That like. wow. im emotionally squishy. the fact that my friends were patient and accommodated my Whack ass “baby dnd” or loose approach to letting them choose their own stats rather than rolling and discussing how many turns should something last and keeping track of it, didnt mind me fucking running to the rollbot for like five times three or something, were cool with helping with courtney like.... Uhm.... MY HEART?

and so tl;dr: adjusting stuff so that Everyone can have fun is like... really important... and i appreciate it SO much because i wanna have fun! just like everyone else, yknow? Thasnk i love to talk

[thesaltybogwitch-blog]

Tagging game/Getting To Know You Meme

I was tagged by: @mythallavellan Thanks boo, let me know how that hair goes, I love and support you

Time and Date: January 7th 11:37pm

Nickname: Only nickname I’ve ever had was Red, because (shocker) my hair was a very red color, but that changes like once a week so oh well

Birthday: June 5th 1628

Zodiac: Gemini

Height: 5′11

Last movie I saw: I genuinely don’t remember the last movie I saw, but I did just binge the entirety of game of throne if that counts

Last thing I googled: I was baking cookies, and yelled at my google home, “how much f u  c k i n g butter I was supposed to have for the recipe, guess what, I didn’t have enough, had to sprint to the dollar store mid recipe because Im a dumb cunt, but hey ou know what those cookes were wonderful

Sexual orientation: the big bi

Favorite musician: Vance Joy has been really doin it for me lately, but so has birdtalker and barns courtney

Song stuck in my head: Girl by jukebox the ghost

Other blogs: I had an old blog that i hadnt used in like 3 years before i made ths one but other than that i have none

Favorite color(s): burnt orange, delicate purples, and any earthy red tone just fucking gets me going man

Do I get asks?: I dont but I am begging you guys to speak to me, please I have no friends

Following: around 150

Amount of sleep: either 13, or 4 depending on what classes I have

Lucky number: 13

How many blankets do I sleep under: three because my boyfriend whom i live with insists that theyre necessary but honeslty id be fine wth one 

What am I wearing: Black sweater blanks leggings and purple striped knee high socks over the leggings, its a look

Dream job: Owning my own shelter, or rescue for animals

Last book I read: Lexicon by max berry, it was okay, female charcters were a little flat but he tried, really interesting plot idea though

Dream trip: Just go sit in some beautiful woods for a few days, and just exist with the beauty and nature 

Dream pet: all of them

Favorite food: Potatoes, just potatoes, all forms

Favorite beverage: anything lemony

Play any instruments?: absolutely fucking not

Languages: english, nd i took spanish in highschool, didnt learn anything however, my pronunciation is fucking spot on

Dream wedding: definitely outside, probably in fall, small

Favorite songs: heavy by birdtalker, saturda sun,  by vance joy

Random facts: I’m an excellent mixologist despite my not being of drinking age, I have people who are lmost 30 have me make drinks for them because “I just do it so well” 

If someone gave me $500 right now what would I spend it on?: groceries & rent honey, because a bitch be broke right now

Describe yourself as aesthetic things: Mossy stones. foraging in the fall, soft music and lazy mornings, cuddling and laughing under covers, tired but happy eyes, petting every friendly animal you see, the smell of smoke, and vanilla, old books, intricate alters

Any of my followers who wanna do it, please do and tag me, I love learning about you nerds okay bby

[spaced-out-cats]

i was tagged by @latineglimmer ^u^

nickname(s): irl, none. online, spoops, rain, and spacey ^^

gender: genderqueer

sun sign: cancer

height: 5′4, 1.62m for those who use the metric system!

time: 12:23am (00:23)

fave band(s): panic!, make out monday, and imagine dragons; i also enjoy broadway musicals!!

fave solo artist(s): this is gonna be basic GayTM, but hayley kiyoko. i also like hozier and bruno mars (his first album is a mega fave)

song stuck in my head: bullet for your sweetheart by make out monday (cause they just released that music video yesterday today!

last movie i saw: hmm i think bruce almighty (my brother put it on lolol)

last show i watched: hilda! 

when did I create my blog: the summer of like... 2015 i think

what do i post: cartoons, homestuck, gay, social justice, cats, and funny stuff pretty much sums up my entire blog lololol

last thing i googled: cat smile meme 2018. i have no regrets.

do i have any other blogs: i had one when i was obsessed w astrology for like a summer and then it just sat there untouched for like two years because i didn’t know how to delete sideblogs and didn’t think to look it up uwu

do i get asks: yea!! i didnt used to get them very often but theyre more common now, which really makes my day better ^u^

why did i choose my url: since this blog is a main/multifandom i wanted something that would encompass all my interests. and also i like space and its a pun on ace cause i is ace. and i combined nerd and dork cause i couldnt pick which one to use. im trying to come w a different url but im kinda struggling x.x

following: 557. there are probably dead ones but im way too lazy to go through them all so its just piling up lololol

followed by: 282 followers that have all my uwus

average hours of sleep: usually 5-7 depending on if im lucky or not

lucky number: 3

instruments: uhhhh does a voice count? ive been told i have a nice voice by a couple actual musical people but....... ehhhh. either way does a recorder count?

what i am wearing: my nasa sleep shirt and my favorite black sweatpants  

dream job: a scientist doing conservation work (that’s what i’m studying for rn uwu)

dream trip: theres a lot of trips id like to do. definitely road trip the us, go to japan, go to france/italy again, go to england/ireland/scotland, uhhh egypt... also hawaii lolol oh and quebec

fave food: oh my god this is gonna sound bad but sugary stuff (cookies, candy, cake, brownies...) and pasta 

nationality: american (unfortunately) 

fave song: i have a lot of favorites but... ill pick one from each of my favorite bands/solo artists

panic!: oh god too many, but if i had to pick one... nearly witches

make out monday: hnnnnggg i have two that are absolute faves: sunset blvd and fear and loathing

imagine dragons: amsterdam

hayley kiyoko: maple and wanna be missed

hozier: in a week and nfwmb

bruno mars: count on me and talking to the moon 

last book I read: i havent read in a while and its so sad but i think i read percy jackson sea of monsters

top 3 fictional universes I wanna join: hmmmm...... atla/a:lok definitely (id be a firebender), uhh.... the hilda universe, i really like it so far, and......... either maximum ride or x-men. i fucking love x-men and always fantasized about being part of the team, and my favorite part of maximum ride was that they had wings and could fly and that was always a dream of mine x.x

i tag @aaronalive, @cherrisilk, @rhapsodic-blue, @princecallumsscarf, @demoniclaudias, @saphours, @iidabooberry, @geekyglow, @spookyspacedyke, @sheisthearsonist, and anyone else who wants to do it!! ^u^