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Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.

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where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

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so glad illumination hasnt picked up on this live action remake trend because seeing a minion rendered in photorealistic cgi might just be the one thing capable of breaking me

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The giant baby marie kondo made is so powerful

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Emilio Pucci // Ready to Wear - Fall 2015

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straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

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>several people are typing...

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Polyamory is a good option for someone who enjoys loving multiple people and generally doesn't get jealous

Monogamy is a good option for people who enjoy having only one partner

Both are okay! Theres no reason to shame anyone else for loving in a way that's different from your own preferences!

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with all this marvel hype i just wanna remind everyone that valkyrie is a bisexual character played by a bisexual actress and y’all can actually use the word bisexual to describe her! she doesn’t have to be queer or gay or sapphic and she definitely shouldn’t be described as a lesbian.

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you ever get a bus driver who drives like they’re running from god

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every star trek series since the 1960s: Earth in the first half of the 21st century was chaotic, plagued by social and economic inequality, the disastrous effects of pollution, and a devastating nuclear war

me rewatching star trek in the year 2019:

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The Dread Wolf Rises Made entirely of Solas’ face. Literally just various sized Solas heads. Digital art is truly limitless.

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...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

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when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

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straight women lusting after loki and lusting after legolas have the same energy

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Merrill: Demons are no different than any other spirit and blood magic is not inherently evil

DA Fandom: lol get a load of this naive idiot

Solas: Demons are no different than any other spirit and blood magic is not inherently evil

DA Fandom: wow… i never though of it like that before…so wise… so enlightened… tell us more…

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not gonna lie i am so scared and sorry for the 13 and 14 year old girls today