#i didnt wanna grab all of them bc i was lazy

[aubeezz]

Uh.. aren't the bishops 'siblings' in a religious sense?

So on Even if they don't look/aren't biological siblings, they're still classed as a family if u ship the bishops together please unfollow,,,,

[thatdeadaquarius]

Imagine a horribly clumsy creator in the sagau... like trips over their own feet, starts coughing due to choking on air randomly, knocking a vase off a table that was in the middle of the table somehow???? Silly goofy stuff like that (I pull these silly goofs often personally)

(obv goes w/o saying sorry for being so late to reply /gen) ;-;

clumsy reader is so me core idk why i didnt think of this lmao

(this gif is liek the modern equivalent of Charlotte posting ur embarrassing clumsy moments on insta Steambird acc lmao)

(so sometimes im lazy and dont include the ask stuff esp if its shorter like this, so here's at least the characters in this one: Fontaine ppl <3 along with a G for general audience, barring cuss words)

Navia would politely ask you to go the edge or whatever area ur in whenever she pulls out her cannons/guns LMAO

every time you and either Clorinde or Neuvillette are walking next to you, or doing rlly anything, its like night and day

ur out here finding all the cracks in the sidewalk, bumping everything that could even possibly have a liquid in it, and have constant bruises from hip checking/stubbing toes on mechas walking around

Clorinde is impressed at that point bc mechas are actively programmed to get out of your way, so how u managed to put them back into ur way rlly fascinates her 😭😭

Neuvillette would like to wrap u in fabric/bubble wrap equivalent for his old ass, in an attempt to desperately stop u from hurting urself lol

u get a new coat or new pants from him all the time, u just thought at first he was rlly into giving u Fontaine fashion until Furina pointed out that it was spring/summer and you wouldn't wear thick woolen pants and fur-lined coats everyday 💀

(poor dragon guy doesn't rlly get the practical side of clothes, he likes fashion, but he inadvertently subscribes to the "hoes don't get cold" philosophy by being an ancient dragon lord)

Wriothesley is unfortunately nice enough to constantly try and catch his poor god, which ends well for neither of you 50% of the time

its not even ur weight takes him down, he's buff as hell after all, and he's dealt with rowdy inmates, its just.. ur clumsiness spreads.

if ur tripping, and the poor Duke reaches out to catch you, ur reaching out at the same time to steady urself on a side table w/a vase full of water, which u then knock off, drenching ur back and his face at the same time LMAO

he doesn't learn, despite u literally begging him to stop trying to help u, then u try and compromise to just let u fall and help u afterward asdfghkl-

Wrio's too chivalrous tho, the most u can get him to do is always grab ur arm instead of trying to bodily catch you

if u think after the first like, ✌️ TWO times Lynette is willing to help you, u r so wrong lmao

she's seen her brothers clumsiness, she knows theres no saving u

she does comfort u after slipping (not even falling but just flailing dramatically) for the 5th time in the puddles around water fountains tho

Lyney and Freminet are lowkey legit convinced someones cursed their god atp 😰

Freminet always had bandaids for u, and Lyney keeps a supply of ur fav candy to cheer u up after embarrassing urself by falling ass backwards right into the Fountain of Lucine right in front of Opera house lmao

...

...Charlotte thinks this is all vv hilarious, no she has no respect for ur godliness, her archon was Furina like LMAO- IM SORRYYY

(she has started a small section in the steambird of a near daily- DAILY picture of u being clumsy 😭)

(u, not srsly, threaten to smite her and she just giggles)

(its ok they take it all in a cute/endearing trait type of way)

☆

again, sorry for lateness, when i reopen askbox (soon, FINALLY-)

ill try and stay more on top of it and try and sort whatre just chats/non-requests better too 😭😭

hope u guys are having a good week!! tysm for being patient and nice to me :')

Safe Travels Kai,

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[wosemi-sama]

and the crowd went mild 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 also no chara dividers im lazy rn

these r so short id add more but im rushing rn sorry lmfao 😭😭😭

intended lowercase!

misc. obm hcs

LUCIFER

wakes up at the ass crack of dawn every single morning.

wears those old man pjs. with the long hat and fuzzy slippers and gown. you know the one.

most bitter coffee you've ever had in your life how he can drink it is astonishing.

his bed, his mattress, his pillows are all as hard as rock how does this man SLEEP.

sleeps like hes the corpse at the funeral hes that one image

MAMMON

will pull you into a headlock and call it a hug.

LEVIATHAN

guy who had mountain dew and cheeto dust in his veins instead of blood. guy who marinates in his room for two months straight. guy who- (i am immediately shot dead).

did a collab with the anti-lucifer league to create a 100k words dialuci fic to piss off lucifer (dont worry about him he got paid in anime and tsl merch).

TRULY believes he is the #1 tsl fan. and also #1 ruri fan.

wimp who VOLUNTARILY makes you cosplays if you are a cosplayer or even if you aren't. it will happen.

vtuber fan. he was like "hey i wanna be a streamer but i dont wanna show my face but i also want to be an anime boy! wait-" and now hes a vtuber.

has accidentally referred to all of his brothers as "chat" at least once. hes never recovering from that btw.

SATAN

cannot stop annotating books he reads for the life of him.

all of his books are just filled to the brim with sticky notes because all he does is annotate.

once he has a crush he will start imagining him and them in the same scenarios as the characters in romance novels he read. (loser alert!!)

sneaking a new cat into hol like once a week (he never succeeds btw).

ASMODEUS

oh boy his room REEKS of perfume and body spray.

"i sprayed my new perfume in every nook and cranny! smells so floral and elegant, don't you think?" (it smells like a bath and body works threw up.)

surprisingly plays the trumpet and BOY is he loud. bro is absolutely blasting those notes.

worst driver ever btw.

BEELZEBUB

freckles all over!! like a lot. *im not beating the insane allegations*

ate like 27 family size dorito bags, 30 dollars worth of taco bell, and four sprites in one sitting and he still hasnt recovered.

sleeps. like a lot. not as much as belphie but enough to be considered an eepy guy.

BELPHEGOR

will randomly grab every blanket and pillow he can get his hands on and make a nest in the common room if he's up to it. and then have everyone make a dog pile in it just so they can hang out and be silly.

will NOT clean it up afterwards. lucifer will tell him to and his only response will be "im tired..."

freckles like beel too i think theyre silly.

9829364 cow plushies. (theyre all from lucifer)

SOLOMON

will randomly gaslight people for no reason

"hey did you do the homework"

homework? what homework? there was homework? my, what even is homework? never heard of that.

"hey, i heard of this animal from the human world called a giraffe! can i see a picture?"

what? what's a giraffe? oh, those!! yeah, they're just myths. they're not real. purely fiction!!

yk that one post about tumblr funnyman solomon. he is a tumblr funnyman to me. he confidently posts his exploded spaghetti and gets 10k notes i think.

SIMEON

has a book club with satan and solomon. :)

probably writes oneshots of the brothers on tumblr idfk man (sorry to the simeon fans i write like nothing on this guy bro).

LUKE

bodily six ("but didnt the devs say hes ten?" shut up. /j)

along with that, also shorter than in canon. (since hes. yk. a first grader. that BOY is not five foot hes one sauce packet long dude.)

favorite store in the human world is walmart. i like to think his human world outfit is all exclusively from walmart bc thats funny i think.

DIAVOLO

hands of STEEL. he tries to grab your wrist and he nearly crushes it by accident.

ice cream!! he loves it :) his favorite is strawberry btw.

also this boy is NOT a himbo hes a smart man.

needs like a hug and some sleep and also a friend this boy works too much!!

BARBATOS

short. like really short. especially according to devildom standards since most demons are super tall.

"but isn't he six feet?" not in my heart.

somehow always making tea for some reason?? if he's not making tea then he's making pastries.

my boy does not SLEEP. hasn't slept since the sun has been birthed and doesn't plan on ever doing it.

[saetoru]

I know it's been a while since your blue lock era but have you heard that the Nagi and Reo spinoff is getting a movie?

Unrelated but the thought of ex convict Geto just being so gentle and smilely with his girls and all the other mother just watching him. Or maybe they are all waiting for their kids to be dismissed from school and have small talk about random things and all the moms realize he is the whole package. Hot, attentive, funny, etc.

NO I DIDNT HEAR TY FOR TELLING ME !!! i must catch up on bllk i rly rly rly miss it so much genuinely sobs my baby sae calls to me every time i stare at the comm it might be the loveliest comm i have ever gotten

ANYWAYYYYYYYYY I RAISE U THIS !! the pre school teacher is young, not much younger than u and suguru. she meets him 1-on-1 one day after he runs a little late to picking them up and has to stay with the girls till he shows up. she’s a bit annoyed that the guy with tattoos is late bc she’s heard about him—heard that he’s jobless and has a history of trouble. she can’t help but think to herself how he must be a lazy, unbothered parent who accidentally knocked up some chick and has taken that chance to leech off of her as he “stays for the kids.”

and then. he comes jogging up, out of breath and so, so apologetic as he rambles a string of sorry’s and it won’t happen again’s. she’s frozen—watches as the girls quickly run up to him, feels her heart skip two beats—maybe three—when he chuckles softly and says in that smooth and low voice, “hello ladies, how was school? did we do some learning? that’s important, y’know.”

nanako answers first, as she always does—she’s always the center of attention. “i dissected an owl pellet daddy,” she grins happily, “mimiko didn’t help.”

mimiko speaks up from the side, “it was gross.”

he nods, serious as ever, listening attentively as they babble and go on about their day. it’s like this is the most important part—like the world doesn’t exist when it’s his girls, like no one else matters. he gives the occasional mhm and oh, really? and oh wow! as they ramble. this might be the most their teacher has witnessed mimiko speak all year. and then he looks up and spots her, realizes she’s there and gives her the most sheepish smile she’s ever witnessed before clearing his throat.

“i’m so sorry about this,” he says gently, genuinely—like he really is sorry he’s late and like he never meant for it to happen. she’s starting to realize he didn’t, that when it comes to his girls, he takes everything seriously. including picking them up on time.

“no, that’s okay,” she mumbles softly, giving him a smile. his earrings aren’t so bad up close—in fact, they suit him really well. “the girls are a joy to be around, they’re very well behaved.”

“good,” he chuckles smoothly, grinning down at them in pride, “they get that from their mother. i’m a bit of a trouble maker,” he says fondly—and the mere thought of you softens his eyes, makes them a shade lighter as they brighten up.

right—their mother. you. he has a wife, maybe a girlfriend. she doesn’t see a ring on his finger—but either way, he’s taken. somehow, there’s a pit of disappointment weighing in her gut, sinking to her stomach and making her taste bile.

“oh, well, you guys have a beautiful family,” she smiles tightly. how did he win her over so fast—how did he manage to steal her heart so quickly? this is inappropriate, he’s the father of her students. a taken one at that—but geto is so smooth, so surprisingly gentle with an air of mystery that just makes him so desirable.

and then he slings both of his daughters’ backpacks over both his shoulders, grabs their hands and smiles sweetly as he says, “see you tomorrow!”

she hears him murmur a distant, wanna visit mommy at work? and the chorus of yeah! let’s see mommy! from the two girls. it makes her realize that maybe she was wrong about geto suguru. and somehow, she really really wishes she wasn’t—it’d be easier that way.

[ayyezhongli]

dom student council pres zhongli x troublemaker childe

Guess who’s back :D Back with some zhonchi smut for all u sinners. Note: Theres a lot of spelling errors bc when i wrote this i was telling it to a friend n they said i should post this n i’m too lazy to edit it so yeah! enjoy <3

summary kinda: child did something n is now stuck in detention with zhongli being a kinky president of the student council watching him.

so childe is bored asf n tries seducing zhongli. but childe has always had a crush on zhongli. thats why he misbehaves to get his attention.

so zhongli says “ur here again” n sighs

“yup did you miss me?! dont answer that bc ik you did”

n zhongli sighs again all annoyed n shit

“seems you never learn”

“maybe i’m jus here bc i love n want to see you everyday”

n zhongli taking that as sarcasm rolls his eyes

“i doubt that.”

and so for like 30mins childe is making all these noises to get zhongli’s attention and annoy him which it works. and zhongli having enough of it already decides that he needs to be punished. so he gets up n walks over to the desk childe is sitting at cups his face with his hand grinning

“u rly like to get on my nerves dont you~…..” and childe’s tryna contain himself

“is it working~?”

“idk pretty boy….wanna find out for urself~…..”

n zhongli is like inches away from childe’s face. n childe still keeping his composure decides to tease back hoping to get what he’s longed for for so long.

“idk do i~?….”

and zhongli leans in n jus as hes abt to kiss childe he pulls away and walks back over to the teachers desk and childe is really disappointed bc he thought he finally had it but jus lost it. so zhongli goes back to working on his paperwork while childe is just furious.

”Is this how u treat everyone?! tease them and leave them with nothing. take advantage of us!!”

n zhongli bursts out laughing putting his papers in a neat stack

”ur quite interesting childe, if i said it was jus u would that make u feel better??”

and childe huffs rolling his eyes still rly pissed off.

“did u want more? were you expecting something more from me? something else?”

n childe blushing looks away

“fuck off”

n zhongli gets mad at the response and pulls out one of those long ass rulers n gets up n starts walking to childe.

“thats no way to speak to the student council president. you need to be punished”

so zhongli sets the ruler aside still pissed asf

“get up.” childe ignores.

”get up right now.” childe still ignores.

so zhongli grabs the ruler smacking it against the desk childe is at.

“GET UP RIGHT NOW!”

n childe jumps a little and gets up

“ok ok chill”

so childe walks over to zhongli n stands in front of him.

“im gonna punish n force you into submission until u completely submit to me”

childe laughs

“no way. you really think u can do that? just try”

“oh i will. just watch me”

(a/n: in this fic childe has bright pink sensitive nipples bc ughh 😩🤌🏾 well both of them have bright pink nipples but zhonglis r rly sensitive.)

so zhongli turns childe around n starts grinding against him causing childe to moan ever so slightly.

“do u like that~?”

n childe tryna keep his composure laughs to cover up a moan. n zhongli looks down and grins seeing childe’s hard erection through his clothes.

so zhongli reaches down n starts palming childe causing slightly louder moans to come out of his mouth.

“your so hard for me childe….what a naughty slutty little boy~“

childe loses it bc zhongli is finally saying the things he’s been dreaming of him saying. so zhongli amused starts licking the shell of his ear biting and nibbling it which makes childe blush harder. so zhongli reaches his hand down into childe’s pants and boxers and wraps his hand around childe’s dick which he almost cums. so zhongli starts pumping him n not even 30s he throws his head back on zhonglis shoulder n cums letting out a loud moan

“fuck zhongli~…..”

zhongli smirks very amused

“so quick to cum~ do i rly turn u on that much~?”

n childe fights the urge to nod his head and submit. he’s not going down without a fight.

“no i was just pent up. why would i be for someone like you!!”

zhongli snickers and slides his hands up childes shirt n starts taking it off.

“not submitting yet i see~….”

“did u think it would be that easy asshole? ha!”

so zhongli turns childe around.

“you should just give up now! your not go-“

n zhongli interrupts him with a passionate kiss. a long deep one filled with sexual tension n desire. he leaves childe blushing like crazy and gasping for air.

“what was that? i didnt catch the last part, say that again.”

“i said that i’m never gonna sub-“

n zhongli interrupts him again. same thing happens like 2 more times until childe gives up.

“can u repeat that one more time?”

and childe looks away with a annoyed expression on his face

“glad that shut u up~”

so then zhongli looks childe up and down bites his lip causing childe to blush.

“you’re kinda cute…i think i can use u….”

n childe blushes more

“and these nipples….”

zhongli says while pinching them making childe arch his back and moan loudly.

“they look pink and innocent…but when i pinch n twist them like this…”

childe lets out n even louder moan with a face flushed even more n drool running down the side of his mouth

“….you make such naughty noises and that really turns me on.”

and so zhongli continues pinch n play with them and then starts marking his neck.

“what if i made u mine hmm? my little fuck toy? or how abt pet?? you could be of some use to me….”

and all childe can do is whimper. so zhongli has him bend over on the teachers desk and pulls down childe’s pants. and he like squeezes childes plump round ass and caresses it before grabbing the ruler and spanking him with it which causes childe to moan n cum immediately.

“ur such a slutty masochist”

n childe groans n is like stuttering his words

“w-w-well ur so fucking sadis-“

n zhongli spanks him not with the ruler this time but his hand n childe jus looses it.

“ready to submit….?”

n childe tryna keep the ounce of pride he has left shakes his head.

“no!”

zhongli spanks him again.

“how abt now?”

“No!”

n so zhongli gets an idea n sticks his fingers inside childe’s mouth.

“suck”

childe does so n a minute later zhongli pulls them out.

“what are you gonna d- ahh!”

and zhongli’s fingers are wiggling around inside childe tryna get him prepared. childe has just completely lost it. he’s drooling all over the desk, moaning so loudly that if there was people here they would be able to hear, clinging onto the edge of the desk like his life is on the line.

“f-fuck zhongli…ahhh”

he’s a panting slutty mess. a fee mins later zhongli pulls his fingers out n takes off his own pants and boxers lining himself up to childes entrance. he inserts only the tip of his dick causing childe to go even more crazy if thats even possible n moan so fucking loud. but its been long enough. he wants more. more of zhongli inside him. he wants all. all of zhongli inside him. so he whimpers n cries out zhongli’s name.

“whats the problem sweetheart?”

zhongli says grinning from ear to ear.

“pls..”

childe says desperately

“pls what?”

”pls zhongli i-….”

“you…? gotta tell me what u want otherwise i wont know.”

“pls i want more of u….!!”

“beg for more than.”

“Zhongli pls i want ur cock inside me so bad. pls i’ll do anything!! just fuck me already!!”

“anything…?”

zhongli says slipping half way inside him.

“y-y-yes just pls fuck me!!”

n zhongli, a very satisfied man jus starts pounding into him hitting his g spot every time.

“Fuck! fuck! fuck! FUCK! ZHONGLI PLS SLOW DOWN AHH~!!”

n that only makes zhongli speed up and childe cums like multiple times. after a while, giving a few last thrusts zhongli comes for the second time inside childe. and pulls out while childe just drops to the floor completely unable to move or anything. jus a panting blushing hot slutty mess with zhongli’s cum dripping out of him. all pride lost. pulling his pants and boxers back on zhongli lifts him up to his feet and bc childe has no strength he just falls onto zhongli resting his head on his shoulder.

“now that you’ve completely submit to me, ur all mine~….mine to do whatever i pls with. mine and only mine. No one else….”

and childe jus nods groaning bc of the pain.

”i hope u learned ur lesson now. unless…. you wanna comeback again for another visit…”

n childe jus groans again.

“i see the way you look at me childe….a look filled with lust and desire…its really quite a turn on~….. you look so desperately….so needy….so vulnerable…the amount of times i wanted to bend you over and fuck u so hard until you cant walk is too much to count. i wanted to make you mine so no one else could have that innocent slutty little boy who’s just oozing with sexual desire. any man or woman would get turned on n wanna have there way with you. u needed to be protected and only by me.”

so zhongli grinds his teeth bc of how possessive he is.

“so no one but me can fuck u stupid. and now that ur finally mine…i dont have to worry abt it so much as before”

n so zhongli strokes childe’s hair n plants a kiss on his head.

“you’re my precious little play thing.”

and childe, burying his face into zhongli’s chest smiles bc thats all he ever wanted. and then he looks up at zhongli as zhongli looks down at him smiling.

“zhongli…?”

”yes?”

“if all u said was true….why were u such an asshole to me. you were stricter on me than others, ruder to me than others, tougher on me then others….so why?”

“why?”

zhongli chuckles n childe nods

“to keep a good reputation, but i also wanted to push you, everytime u got angry and gave me attitude it only turned me on. which is why i kept going….does that answer ur question?”

n childe grunts

“u sadistic fuck!”

n zhongli laughs

“says the one who got turned on every time i public humiliated or yelled at you….”

“thats not true!!”

“uh-huh…the sexual energy u admit would become stronger and i could hear your breathing getting heavier with breathy tiny moans and u would always part ur lips slightly and rub ur thighs together and on top of that, ur eyes squint ever so slightly.”

childe was speechless bc this whole time he thought he was being slick.

“w-w-well that doesnt matter!”

childe said huffing and zhongli only chuckled and kissed his head.

“hey childe…”

“what!”

“i love you….”

childe was blushing like crazy. never in a million years did he think zhongli would say that.

“you can’t just go randomly saying those things?!!”

childe said burying his face deeper into zhonglis chest.

“b-but i love you too i guess…”

he mumbled and zhongli smirked.

“look at me.”

childe looked up into zhonglis ambers eyes embarrassed asf.

“wh-wh-what is it?”

“you’re really cute yk.”

n zhongli leaned down slightly and kissed him before he could say anything else. the end :)

thanks for reading and hope you enjoyed even though its formatted weird and kinda sorta a story. 🥰

[littlebabycrybtch]

oh my god im sorry but i HATE reading analysis discourse so fuckgin much. its so annoying and unnecessary and cruel bc per usual ableists just Scream over everyone and manipulate the view by focusing on the wrong points. disrespect towards this issue is never gonna work and yall would get that if you actually listened to the way the (usually nd) people felt about it and why, but ur too busy mocking them so you look good for consuming the Proper Medias tm. i mean you literally have to know this isnt productive, yall keep going bc you get a kick out of laughing at ‘unintelligent’ people.

‘uu ur teachers didnt oppress u by making u read to kill a mockingbird instead of the hunger games” ok listen 1. media you dont personally care abt can still definitely hold depthful value and be analyzed. oh my god lmao. the people who prefer ~that kind~ of media arent stupid and dont prefer easy thinking, its your own fault for Not looking into it yourself and just assuming its worthless, literally judging a book by its cover. LITERALLY avoiding the analysis skills you claim to have by assuming anything you read in highschool = smart, valuable and anything mainstream = stupid and useless. most books inherently contain symbolism and morals, a lot of these people CAN understand it, theyre just criticizing the inaccessibility of the writing that was forced on them academically. the people analyzing those medias instead of your favs are still taking in lessons even if they prefer to do it in a different format, i mean for instance THG is literally about fucking classism and racism and war you dumb hypocritical tunnel vision bitch, young adult media usually has a Lot of real world parallels in it that very much pertains to how teens see the world, thats the literal POINT, just cuz ur too elitist and dont respect children enough doesnt mean some books are ‘too stupid’ to analyze with any real social value, and 2. A BOOK NOT BEING EXCITING... OR EASY TO UNDERSTAND... IS LITERALLY SMTH VALID TO CRITICIZE IN MANY CASES, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE GIVING IT TO CHILDREN.... if a kid says “this is boring/too long/uses words that i dont know, so i cant make any sense of it” that doesnt always mean theyre lazy or w/e, if its not a book made for kids (bc kids can understand mature themes but that doesnt. mean you can just throw all the other skills they arent experienced with yet at them, they still need writing tailored to them), Thats your first problem, but sometimes ur book is just fucking boring all together. a book can have as much symbolism as it wants, if its not there to open the mind and provide necessary depth, but to feel self important and make you feel self important for getting it, thats not a good book. and with books i do respect now like TKAM i remember outright saying, “i literally cannot read this and dont get it at all” at like 10 yrs old, and my teachers didnt do shit to explain it or help me or give me any skills at all, they were just like. :) keep trying!! according to your scores we know you can do it!!! so, i did not keep trying, i gave up, and i guarantee if it had been a few years later it would have been easier. if i had been given the opportunity to read stories with similar morals that were made for my age range that i WANTED to read, i guarantee i wouldve gotten so much more out of that. but i was literally DISALLOWED, bro if i grabbed a book that actually interested me, i was told i couldnt check it out at ALL unless it was in the ‘range’ i was assigned, which was college level since i was in 4th grade. so if you think i shouldve kept reading, im being unironic rn, you need to go get a degree, become a teacher, and if a kid or teen says to you what i said, sit them down and TEACH THEM without shame, and fight for better regulations of what reading levels can be pushed on what age groups. if lit analysis is this important to you, FUCKING TEACH IT PROPERLY, that is literally the ONLY REAL SOLUTION to the problem you have, NOT SHAMING the people who were ALREADY FAILED BY THE SYSTEM.

the problem is not ‘idiots think symbolism is stupid’ the problem has ALWAYS been ‘the education system is flawed and how and when children are taught certain skills is so corrupted and damaging, the children growing up with it cannot Help but struggle later in life, and your issue should be with the system”. like can i be real. learn how to Emotionally ~analyze~ posts from sad kids with mental illnesses saying smth as basic as “i wish i wasnt forced to read mature books as a child without any themes pertaining to me at all bc it hurt my already fragile motivations for learning :/” without your ass getting defensive over the classics. bitches stan ‘the door is red to symbolize anger’ but think thg is just a stupid dystopia love triangle book................ ur not even that smart like yall are just elitist like LITERALLY just elitist if you mock the values ppl see in other books and claim theyre too stupid to understand ~real books~. a fucking mickey mouse cartoon could hold the exact same moral lesson as a 1200 page novel written by a college professor of 30 years, like the Exact Same Conclusions CAN be drawn no matter how many words and analogies and metaphors are thrown on top!! for many those fancy details make it more enriching but its literally possible to get the same concepts from “EASIER” material, that is not Lesser it is ACCESSIBLE and it should be ENCOURAGED all the same. yall are gatekeeping and its stupid, if you actually want ppl to analyze media then you’d applaud how they analyze their passions even when you dont share it, not shame them for struggling with understanding other stories. this rly boils down to either ‘i hate ppls preferences and wanna make them feel stupid’ OR the ever so lovely ‘i hate whiny disabled ppl and kids who were pressured to the point of burnout, and wanna make them feel stupid’. its fucking exhausting. idc how you guys feel, you talk to hear yourselves talk and its all just talk and nothing helpful, your disrespect doesnt work bc its an echo of the root problem. for gods sake shut up already lmao

[lovelysugawara]

His Cupcake

pairing: Sugawara Koushi x Reader

plot: One-shot: Sugawara is you husband.  **Y/N = Kumi**

Grammatical errors ahead. 

A/N: i just want to unleased what I imagined from long ago.  Enjoy guys. Sorry i don’t use y/n, I usually make up names. Enjoy.

As the sun rays touch your face, you slightly open up your eyes. Another day and another work for you. You sometimes wish to have a lazy day and be on the bed.

But as you look beside you, you feel refreshed. There he is, your husband. Sleeping peacefully. It's still 6 am and you think it’s early for him to wake up.

You started to cook breakfast.

You cook his favorite omelet when suddenly someone hugs you from the back.

“Ack-!” you jolt.

“Why haven’t you woke me up? I’m supposed to cook breakfast today, cupcake.” He nuzzles his face to your neck.

You smiled as he half asleep questioned you.

“But you stayed up so late last night, I know you need to rest, Koushi.” You touch his head and pat it.

He sighed.

“I’m not even a high school teacher but why am I doing their work?” he complains to you and he walks to get water from the fridge.

“Didn’t you promise to help them? It’s your fault for making a promise.” You reminded him of what he did weeks ago.

He once again sighed. “I just want a lazy day with you. Doing nothing. Or doing something.”

You giggled. “Well, we’re both caught up with our jobs. But for sure we will be free next week.”

You touch your neck and massage it a little, you feel stiff. Unaware of your husband’s stare.

He suddenly grabs your waist and hugs you once again.

“EH-!”

You suddenly blushed when you felt his lips on your nape.

And the next words he said really drive you insane.

He whispered to your ear, “I miss you.”

Those simple words make your heart race and never change. The effects of him on you never change a bit.

“K-Koushi-?”

He then kisses you on the lips. “We still have time. Let’s go.”

“Eh? What-? Where? But I’m cooking!” He holds your hand and dragged you to your bedroom.

  You sighed heavily as you type on your computer at the office.

“Sugawara-san, are you okay? You look tired.” Your officemate asked you.

“Ah, it’s nothing. I kind of stayed up too late last night.” You yawn.

Your body aches a bit after that steamy morning with your husband. It’s intense that you can’t even say a word. You know how calm he is whatever he’s doing. But that is really something. You two are so busy that you forgot to have quality time together. Well, who are you complain? Coz you know you miss him too. Just how many times you managed to have a look at your husband while he’s showering. You think you’re a perv. But at least you know your husband is still so into you after he married you 2 years ago.

Suddenly your phone pings.

 Hitoka-chan

Kumi-senpai, have a drink with us this afternoon.

 You are kind of tempted to have a go, but feel conscious since your husband is still busy and then you will go out and have a drink.

Then another message pops on your phone.

 Suga-daddy 

Cupcake, Shimizu asked if you can go out later tonight. She said you didn’t answer their messages.

 And yes, they already texted your husband. You plan to ignore their invitation just like before.

You type a message, “Can I see them? I’m worried about you. You’re working hard and then I go out to have drinks with our friends.”

You press send. And you sighed. You can’t let your husband go home without you there to greet him.

Then another ping.

  Suga-daddy

It’s okay honey. Go out with them. I’ll just pick you up so we go home together. It’s been a while since you met your girlfriends. I’m sure they miss you. I can’t keep you all to myself, right?

 You almost cry at your husband’s reply. Thinking he’s the best husband in the whole world. Anyway, he said yes and then you can go out.

 After you are done with your work that afternoon. Your phone pings once again.

 Suga-daddy

Hey, cupcake, I still have a meeting this afternoon, and I need to still help them with the questionnaire for the exams. Message me where will you guys go okay? Enjoy your night with them.

 It makes you smile and blushed so much thinking how sweet your husband is.

 You open a glass door as you enter the familiar bar you and your high school friends really like.

“Kumi-senpai!!! Here!”

You saw the familiar faces, your cute kouhai Hitoka, your classmate Shimizu who was waving at you a little, and the wild onee-san, Saeko.

After you settle in the chair with them, you can’t hide your smile, seeing familiar faces again.

“How are you guys? I’m so glad we got here.”

Hitoka is still so cute, and Kiyoko didn’t even change and becomes more pretty, While Saeko is still as cool as ever.

“Osu!! I thought Koushi won’t let you come. Ha ha!” Saeko-nee-san is blushing already, she must be drinking lots you think.

“Ha ha. He won’t do that. He always spoils me anyway.” You can’t help but boast about your husband.

“I guess he's a very gentle husband, right Kumi-senpai?! Hitoka suddenly says that. I’m shocked to the point that I blushed on her comment.

Kiyoko only laughs at her.

“Heeeeh. So is Tadashi a gentle husband to you too, Hitoka-chan?” Saeko-nee never fails to make fun of our innocent kouhai.

“Ehhhh?” Hitoka is blushing so much and you all laugh at how even married for almost a year now to Tadashi is still as innocent as ever.

Hours have already passed, and Saeko is already wasted. Telling you stories about how broken-hearted she is over Akiteru (Tsukishima’s brother).

“That Akiteru! I’m hopeless!” She said after drinking a straight bottle of beer.

“You haven’t dated?” You are so shocked thinking that they are already in a relationship since they are always together.

“They go out quite a lot, but still don’t know what they are.” Kiyoko drops the bomb of truth.

Saeko drinks another shot, “Sister-in-law, can you be a bit more sensitive?”

Saeko looks miserable as she drinks a lot.

“Does he have a girlfriend?” Hitoka asked.

“None! I’ve been waiting for him to move.I met you all when you are still in high school, and now you guys are already married! And Kei  might marry soon too. While me and Akiteru are still like this. I’m hopeless!” she is already shouting and she’s already drunk. The three of you can’t stop her. 

You can’t help but remember your past love story with Sugawara. You have to admit that you work so much to get his attention. And you are lucky enough to get his affection and be mutual with each other.

You think you need to support Saeko about her feelings. That’s why you also drinks with her.

 After a few hours.

“Wow, they are wasted!” Sugawara is already standing beside his wife who is already half asleep on the table.

“Sorry Sugawara-senpai, we can’t stop them.” Hitoka already explaining.

“Ha ha it’s okay, it’s her fault anyway. She really can’t handle liquor ever since.” Suga is already tying your hair up (bcs it’s already a mess).

“Just take her, we can wait for ryu and Yamaguchi-kun.” Kiyoko already told him.

“Well then, let’s meet again some other time.” Sugawara then put you on his back.

 As Sugawara carried you at his back, you started to talk drunk on him.

“I-i feel s-sorry about Saeko-nee-chan.”

“Why, what happened to her?” He asked.

“Tsukishima-kun aniki still held her affection. I want to help her, you know.”

“So they are still not together?” He continued.

“Yeah, like it’s been a decade no?”

“But cupcake, you can’t force someone to fall inlove.” Suga started to scold you.

“But I did force you before, right?” You felt a bit hurt on your own words.

Sugawara laughs a little.

“You didnt. I already loved you since elementary.” He admitted.

“What? You did not!” You already deny his statement.

He once again laughs. “It’s true, I always told you this every time you’re drunk. So you probably won’t remember it the next day.” he said.

“No fair. At Least tell me when I'm sober, so I can reply to you properly.” You said as you little by little fell asleep.

“Hey, Sugawara-kun,,” you said.

Suga suddenly stops walking. 

Wondering why you called him like that.

“Sugawara-kun?” He looks at you, while you are falling asleep at his back on his shoulder. 

“Will you marry me? Let’s get married already, Sugawara-kun. I really wanna marry you. And raised a family with you. Because I love you.” You continue.

Sugawara was just smiling and listening to you until you fell asleep.

He then gets your left hand and kisses your hand and your wedding ring.

“Of course, I’ll marry you how many times you want. You are my precious after all. Sleep, my love.” He smiled.

End

  A/N: Thank you for reading. 

[stripey-demon-man]

Chapter one // Chapter two

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Beetlejuice x Reader chapter 3

2nd person pov

You wake up at 7:30 AM, well before your alarm is supposed to go off. You didnt have to be at the bakery until 10 and it was only a 5-10 minute drive there, so you decide to cook some breakfast. Right before you reached the kitchen, memories of the day before flooded back to you. You remembered that there was a dead guy in your house as of now, and why he's here. After a while of standing there, you finally start moving to the kitchen again. You were about to get out enough for the both of you, but then you remembered that, well, he's dead. Could dead people eat food? You didn't wanna take your chances, and ended up making enough for the both of you. You had just finished making the pancakes when Beetlejuice walked out of the guest room. "What's that smell?" He asked, which got a laugh out of you for some reason. "I made pancakes, you want some?" You asked him, and he quickly nodded. "Alright, just go sit down on the couch, I'll bring you some," You said, and he quickly went over to the couch. You put some pancakes on yours and his plate and brought them to the table in front of your couch. "I'll be back with the syrup," You told him. You went to the kitchen to grab some syrup and silverware, and then returned to the living room and placed the container of syrup on the table, and a knife and a fork on each plate. You honestly didn't expect him to use the knife or the fork, but you also didn't wanna be rude. He reached for the syrup and went to pour some on his food, but unfortunately, he has terrible aim. He ended up getting some on the table, and he did his best to laugh it off but it was so obvious that he was embarrassed. "Haha, uhh, I'll clean this up," He said, but you quicky stopped him. "No, i can get it," You said, and got up to go get a washcloth and ran it under some water. You returned to the living room and moved his plate a bit so it'd be easier to clean, and quickly washed up the syrup before returning to the kitchen to try to wash some of the syrup out of the washcloth, and then putting the washcloth into the laundry hamper. You returned to the living room to see a very embarrassed looking Beetlejuice on your couch. "It's fine, really. You'd be surprised by how many times that happens regularly," You told him. He seemed to relax a bit at that statement. "Here, let me pour it for you this time," You suggest, grabbing the container and pouring some of it onto his food. "Thanks," He said, and you simply nodded with a smile. You then turned to your own food and poured some syrup on it, and began cutting it to make it easier to eat. Meanwhile Beetlejuice was just picking them up and eating them over the plate, making a mess on his fingers. You laughed a bit, but not loud enough for him to hear. You didn't wanna hurt his feelings, after all. You finally start eating and after a bit you're already done. You look over and see that Beetlejuice was done as well, and looked rather satisfied with his meal. "Hey, you might wanna go wash your hands bud," You suggest, he then looks down and sees that his hands have syrup all over them, and looks at you like hes actually confused. "If you need help or something i can help you, i just know that sticky hands are no fun," You tell him. "Yeah, uh, somr help would be nice," He says, and so you take him to the bathroom to help him wash his hands, and after a while he figures it out. You two then walked out, and you went to go wash the dishes, and after you finish up, it's about time for you to get going. You see Beetlejuice in the living room, standing awakwardly. "Uh, well, i gotta go to work. I wish i could stay but i kinda have to make a living. I'll be back at around 5:30 to 6 PM, please don't destroy anything while I'm gone," You say, and he nods, and with that, you're off to work.

(time skip to after work bc im lazy)

You stop by your house for a bit, it was curently 5:46 PM and you needed to tutor Lydia at 6:30 PM, but you wanted to see how Mr. Bugjuice man was doing, so you step into the house to see him sitting there on the couch watching TV. You greet him by saying "Hello," and he responds with "'Sup babes," and a smile on his face. The nickname was kind of unexpected, but you weren't exactly against it. You go to the kitchen to grab a small bag of chips before putting it in your bag, you then go to your room and grab the papers and books that you would need to tutor Lydia. "I have to leave again, since i gotta tutor someone, but I'll be back in probably half an hour," You tell him. He had stood up after you had gone to the kitchen, and so he just looked at you. "Why are you always so busy?" He asked, and you shrugged. "Dunno, between work and tutoring there isn't a whole lot of time," You tell him. He pauses for a moment, looking down, before looking back up to you. "Is that why you were at Lydia's house the other day?" He asks, and then you started to wonder how the heck he knew her name. "Yeah," You say, and he simply nods. "Oh, okay," he says, then goes back to the couch. You walk out the door with your bags in hand, and make your way back to your car. On the way to Lydia's house, you began to wonder again how he knew Lydia's name, but then you remember the conversation you two had had the previous day. She had said that there was one other person that was there that she "wasn't gonna say the name of." Beetlejuice had asked you to say his name right? What is he's the one that she didn't wanna talk about? It would make sense, she wouldn't say his name because then you could summon him. You decided to keep it to yourself, though. You still wanted to see how he would act naturally, and if you were to interrogate him about his relationship with Lydia, he probably wouldn't be too happy. This was a lot to process, but hopefully it would be fine. You eventually reach Lydia's house, and then knock. A woman answers, looks at you, and then shouts "LYDIA, SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR I THINK IT'S YOUR TUTOR!!" This was kinda loud and unexpected, but you didn't say anything. "Ok, I'll be right there mom!" You here Lydia's voice calling down from upstairs. You see her walk downstairs, and then the woman who was at the door motioned for you to come in, and so you did. Lydia was already downstairs, and sat down at the table with her stuff. You walk over and sit down with her, and pull out your stuff, then the two of you get to work.

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aaahhhh this took me a while im sorryyyyy i really hope you liked this i tried

also yes Lydia calls Delia mom

[hanniiesuckle17]

Dating Jeon Jungkook

Dating jeon jungkook wow you scored bitch

why don’t we start with how you met

2 am convience store

you wanted some ramen

and he needed more coffee since he was probably going to be working in the studio all night

too lazy to go back home (same reader, same) you sat at the counter and ate your cup of noodles listening to some music from a random playlist on your phone

the bell rang signaling someone else entered the store

you paid no mind to the boy wearing the black face mask and sweatpants. he wasn’t more attention grabbing than your ramen

wow savage

however, he took notice of you

he often came to this store and usually no one but the clerk was around

you broke his normalcy

i know how rude of you to not know this was his convenience store that he didn’t own

at first he was puzzled

then he started to recognize how pretty you were

dont say otherwise reader you fuckin gorgeous

anyway...for once he decided to not just grab a bag of coffee and just buy a cup

he set the cup on the counter and slid into the seat next to you

obviously you were like

dude wtf who are you why you sitting here you feeling rapey go away with your creepy mask pervert

so you do the natural thing

you move to the next seat

good job reader stranger danger is no goddamn joke

Its 2 am

you look over at him to see him just fiddling with his cup

was he talking to someone else?

there was no one else in the store

Usually I'm the only one here at 2 am. I'm Jungkook, by the way

he pulled down his mask to take a sip of his coffee revealing the rest of his face

screw stranger danger this guy was unbelievably beautiful

Its 2 am. why are you here

he smiles and turns to look at you

I'm just looking for something to find

i nodded. Hot. Deep. Aesthetic. Did the man sing and shit rainbows too?

What about you

I came for the ramen. Simple things in life.

he laughed showing off his smile

the two of you ended up laughing and talking for the next hour

No! I'm really not lying! She can't eat bread if its cut diagonally. It's so weird!

he laughed again before looking at you for a moment

I'm severely fighting the urge to ask you our right now.

it took you my surprise

Well I already lost twenty minutes ago. You wanna go out sometime?

YES READER YOU GET IT BITCH

Anyway let's get on to actually dating kookie

literally the biggest fluff ball ever

he never really had time to date when he was a trainee so he makes up for it when he is with you

he legitimately loves doing all the cheesy couple things

golden maknae doesn't care what his hyungs think

PDA FOR LIFE

you can not get this boy off of you

Jungkook let me go for a sec, I can't breathe

Who needs air when I have you

I do. I still need air

loves to hold your waist

not really a hand holder, but will always have an arm around your waist

bringing him snacks when he is working late at the studio

having all of your firsts in the studio

LITERALLY

boy needs a break get him out of there

likes working with you either in his lap or in the room

jokingly recorded you in the booth one time when you wanted to try it out

thought your voice was really pretty so he saved it and used it as a back track for one of their songs

all of your dates either happen late at night or at your place so paparazzi wont catch you

he accidentally met your parents after three months of dating

he came over early one day since he had half a day off and he just walked through the door of your apartment

immediately froze seeing to people he didnt know (you went to the kitchen to get something)

legit thought he walked into the wrong apartment

your parents thought he was a creep or a thief so they shouted for you as he started to back out

you had to reassure him that everything was okay and then introduced him

your parents absolutely love him

still call him the door creep occasionally

he was so nervous the whole time

all this boy wanted to do was come home for cuddles after a long day and then was met with the pressure of meeting your parents

he has the worst luck

couldn't help the bunny smile from creeping onto his face when your hand slipped into his under the table to reassure him

you guys have the most supportive relationship

everytime something good happens to you at work the next day there is a bouquet of flowers on your desk

a year and a half into the relationship he moves in with you

always offering to pay to get a bigger place

shutting him up and telling him you like the place now

does this thing where he purposely leaves dirty coffee cups everywhere so when hes half asleep he just has to look on the bathroom counter and grab a coffee cup to refill

pisses you off so much

every week or so going around the apartment with a laundry basket and collecting all the cups

found one in the shower once

he is so confused the next morning when there isnt a new cup by his shoes in the closet

the process just restarts

doesnt actually get a chance to talk to you about coming out to the public

happened on accident

you guys were always super careful when you did go out at night

you made a snack run to the convenience store at about 3 am and made sure Kookie was wearing a mask

but the man just loves you and wants to pda

pulled down his mask for a second to kiss you in the chip aisle

pulled away to see some girl with her phone out taking a picture

when she saw you noticed she took off

kookie was so stressed about the whole thing

he really didnt want you in the media until he was sure army would be okay with it

rushed back to the studio which caused a fight

ended with him apologizing and telling you he loved you for the first time

You make me so angry sometimes. All I want to do is protect you because I love you so much

you kinda just stood there in silence

he clearly knew what he said

he was staring back at you calmly with his head in his hand

bout to respond when Jin knocked on the door and asked jungkook if he left his worldwide handsome water bottle in the studio

WE ARE DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT HERE HYUNG

shut the door in his face

laughing you hugged him wrapping your arms around his midsection

I love you too you idiot

next time I'll keep my mask on I promise

I'm stapling that thing to your face

AnYWayy back to life with kookie

likes to walk around the house in literally just sweatpants and cartoon socks

Makes you wonder if it's wrong to think hes hot because he literally is wearing socks with hello kitty on them

Yes the bitch has multiple

sleeps on his back naturally and likes to sleep with your head on his chest

that person that talks during movie or tv shows

but it's always like relevant and sparks a convo about the cinematography or the screenplay

once the relationship is out he does pda a lot less but you two go out more

he does this thing when you're standing in line where he will latch onto the sides of your shirt and rest his forehead on your shoulder or in the crook of your neck

UWU

sends you bts memes daily

also the type to having burping competitions with you

he also keeps a standing record of who wins

before international tours you helping him with his english

You buy him one carton of banana milk for every five answers he gets right

not like your fridge isnt stocked anyway

literally you are dating a child

but it's amazing

brings you to award shows because he wants you there as his good luck charms

calls you 'little bear' bc you are soft like a teddy bear and he likes your cuddles

has no shame

literally called you that in front of not only paparazzi but BANG PD

back hugs for days

likes playing with your hair

helping him dye his hair late at night in the bathroom

when guests come over they always comment on how cool your sink is because it has the like marbled pink color

Yeah thanks Kookie

Yeah ireumeun jungkook

Y/N STOP OMG

boy is such a meme

loves couples costume for Halloween

most questionable one was when you went as sully and boo and he carried you on his shoulders the whole night

THEY ONLY GAVE ME AN APPLE WTF

Kookie calm your tits you can have my candy bar

THEY GAVE YOU A CANDY BAR?

literally you love this boy so much

I just made myself uwu with this

Masterlist

[eccentriccowboy]

Assassin// pt. 1

Synopsis: ‘To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before’ inspired story where y/n and her best friends Luke, Calum, Ashton, and Michael compete in a game of Assassin.

you do not need to have read TATBILB to get this, it’ll be explained. But basically assassin is like tag where you have a specific target, but someone else is also targeting you. The game occurs in all hours in all places, unless otherwise disclosed as a safe zone. If you get tagged you are eliminated while the person who tagged you takes your target, tracking and chasing each other until there is one survivor.

Pairing: Slow burn relationship between bestfriend!Luke and Y/N (seems to be my specialty huh)

Warnings: swearing probably knowing me. also i didnt proofread this

Word Count: 1.7 k

Notes: i finally had time to write today bc school was cancelled today because of a hurricane warning WOOP WOOP I MIGHT DIE BUT AT LEAST I WONT HAVE MATH HOMEWORK.

*****

Rules:

1. Every house/apartment and workspace is a safe zone for all players.

2. A player is only eliminated when both the tracker’s hands are rested somewhere on the target’s body.

3. You can only kill your target, you can make alliances with someone, but you cannot make the kill for them.

4, Alliances are per round(until you/your alliance get out one or both of your target). After that you must either go separate ways or you can negotiate another alliance.

5. Winner gets to ask whatever they want of one of the losers.

6. No hard feelings and definitely no sore losers.

*****

“I’m not leaving my house, that’s how I’ll win,” Luke decided. Before you could correct him on how awful of a plan that was, he realized his mistake. “Wait, no, shit, that wouldn’t work,” he furrowed his eyebrows, clearly conflicted on what to do. 

“Don’t even bother coming up with a plan, I’ll get you out before you come up with step one,” Michael bragged. You rolled your eyes at that one.

“You shouldn’t be talking, mister. Remember last year when you were first out?” you smugly chided.

Michael’s face fell for a moment, before deciding to tease you back.

“Hey, at least I’ve won a year,” he remarked, subtly reminding you of how through the 15 years of playing Assassin with your four childhood best friends, you’ve never won once. “Four, actually,” he smirked, before getting off your couch to head to the fridge.

“Think you’re forgetting almighty Ashton over here, mates,” Ashton said, including himself in the conversation. He stood up from his seat on the couch and raised his hands in the air, pretending like a crowd was chanting his name. “Ashton, Ashton, Ashton...” he mumbled jokingly.

You giggled at your foolish friend’s behaviour. “You won’t even know what hitcha this time. I’m telling ya this is my year,” you nodded your head, not sure if you were trying to convince him or yourself.

Luke smiled at you, always the optimist. Luke had won the least amount of games over the years, besides you. He has only ever won twice, whereas Michael has won four, Calum’s won three, and Ashton has remained reigning champ with six wins.

“Never late for a comeback, Y/N,” Luke slung his arm around you casually, rubbing your shoulder. You hoped to dear god he couldn’t hear your heartbeat quicken as you leaned in to his embrace.

You don’t honestly know when you developed feelings for Luke, you just know they weren’t good. You have been friends with him since first grade, it’s not like you can throw away such a valuable friendship for a stupid relationship that wouldn’t ever work.

Instead, you calmed down your heartbeat as best as you could and hugged Luke back, accepting the fact a relationship would never work. It was a sweet moment, though, embracing Luke no matter your relationship status

“Can’t make a comeback when you can’t even win once!” Michael yelled from the kitchen, ruining the moment. You sighed, before getting up from the couch to grab a piece of paper and a pen to write the names on.

“Where ya goin’?” Luke asked, missing your warm embrace.

“Gotta write the names down somewhere,” you replied, opening your desk drawer. 

“Thought we were gonna wait ‘til Calum gets here,” he questioned.

You shrugged. “Gonna get a head start. Also wanna rig it so I get Michael’s name first.”

*****

Once Calum had arrived, you had already prepared the pieces of paper in a large hat for you guys to pick from. 

“Ready to be beaten to ground, losers?” Michael started again.

“No time for smack talk, let’s just get this over with so I can win,” you said. You shook the hat to scramble the papers, then one at a time you each selected a paper.

You grabbed the last paper, holding it close to your chest where no one but you could see what it said.

‘Michael”.

You tried your best to keep a straight face, while analyzing your competitor’s expressions. Calum and Luke both had on poker faces, while Ashton and Michael smirked at their slip of paper.

“Well this is gonna be fun,” Ashton remarked.

*****

You wanted to wait a while to kill Michael, as you basically had all the time in the world. Hell, these games could go on forever. In 2015, the game last over three months before Calum finally got Michael out.

And the longer you wait, the other guys will start attacking each other and dwindle themselves down, leaving less work for you to do. You just had to stay careful and not get caught by your attacker.

You devised a plan: you would only cook at home or order in for the duration of the game, you’ll switch up the route you drive to work every weekday. Say goodbye to a social life for a while because you aren’t going out anytime soon. But you will keep your eyes open if an opportunity arrises to strike Michael.

It continued like this for a week, and nobody made any moves. Everyone seemed to be keeping to themselves, hiding themselves from the rest. As far as you know, no alliances had been made, either.

As the days passed by and the game remained static, you began to become antsy. You wanted to make a splash, a big move that will shock the other players. It was time to get creative.

By the end of the day, you had a devious plan. The plan took time, persuasion, and dedication, but oh boy would it be worth it when you got Michael out.

*****

You had snuck out of your apartment complex at 3 am last night in hopes your attacker wasn’t watching you. You then got into your car and drove in the dead of night to Michael’s apartment building. 

Now here’s the part of the plan that would take great dedication. You parked your car outside of the apartment complex, far enough away where Michael could not see the car if he looked out one of his windows. You wandered to the back alley behind the building, pepper spray in hand in case the worst was to occur.

With no one around, you grabbed your phone out of your purse and turned the flashlight on, shining it on the floor until you found what you were looking for: the garbage cans. 

You weren’t going to rummage through stranger’s trash, you weren’t insane. But you did merely open the lid and peer into the cans to see what food you might find. And there, laying at the top of the fourth garbage can you checked, were empty cardboard pizza boxes.

Dominoes. Michael’s favourite pizza place.

And there were 5 of them. Enough to last a grown man about a week and a half. Almost as if this mysterious man was living off of delivery pizza instead of going out.

This couldn’t be a coincidence. You knew Michael would be too lazy to cook his own food. Now you just needed to use this information to your advantage.

*****

“Psst!” you whisper shouted to the delivery man standing at the entrance to Michael’s apartment complex, waiting for access.

“Psst!” you whisper shouted a bit louder, finally gaining the man’s attention.

He looked at you, bewildered, his eyes shifting from you to the locked gate then back to you. Finally, he took a few timid steps in your direction, where you were hiding in a bush. 

“Um, yeah?” the man asked, clearly still uncertain about the potentially insane women hiding in a fucking bush.

“I need to ask you a favor,” you put your hands out in front of your body in attempt to show him you were harmless. “Hear me out, okay? I’m playing this game with my friends, it’s called assassin. It’s basically just a harmless game of tag. Your delivering this pizza to 22B, yea?”

The man looked at you skeptically, before murmuring out a yes.

“Okay, well you see, the guy who ordered the pizza, his name is Michael, I’ve got to tag him out. Will you help me out?” you continued before he could say no. “Your part is super simple. All you have to do is tell Michael the gate won’t let you in and see if he will step out to come get it. I can’t get him while he is in his home.”

The man continued to stare at you. “What’s in it for me?”

You shrugged, “Name your price.”

“100 bucks,” he shrugged back.

“50,” 

“60,”

“Fine,” you rolled your eyes. “Just make sure he doesn’t see me, and if I don’t get him out, you don’t get paid.”

The man agreed to your terms, then called Michael back. “Hey, man, the electric gate’s giving me a bit of trouble. Do you mind coming downstairs to grab the pizza?” The man listened to Michael’s response, then looked at you and gave you a thumbs up.

“He’s coming down,” he said. You nodded, your heartbeat suddenly picking up. Oh god, what if you mess it up? 

You went back to your position in the bush, close enough to the gate entrance that you could jump out and place both of your hands on Michael easily.

As you waited for your unsuspecting friend to come downstairs, you reflected on the craziness you endured to get here. You stayed up until 3 am just to rifle through stranger’s garbage, for Pete’s sake! You deserved this win already.

Finally, you saw a tall man start walking to open up the gate. “Sorry, man, this happens all the time. I’m surprised it’s taken you this many deliveries this past week for it to finally happen to you,” Michael called out.

“No problem man, less work for me,” the worker chuckled. Michael opened the gate, suddenly distracted with trying to find the proper bills in his wallet. This was your chance. 

You lunged out of the bushes, your hands stretched in front of you. In the corner of Michael’s eye he saw a body of sudden movement, his head turning, but it was too late. Both of your palms landed on his left arm.

“AHA, take that!” You raised your hands in the air in victory. Michael clutched his head in his hands, in disbelief his game was over so soon.

“You’ve gotta be kidding me, SHIT!” He uttered.

“What? Got no creative one-liners for this, huh?” You smirked.

“Yea, yea, just have fun with who you’ve gotta get next.”

Your ears perked at that. There’s still four other players blocking your way to victory.

“Who is it?” It was Michael’s turn to smirk now.

“Ashton.”

Well shit.

[microsoft-boi]

a/n : hello yall and im back for a lil bit to post a drabble i made umm??? yesterday??? maybe???? i believe i mentioned on my doc that it was part of an au i was working on but im not elly sure. i lost the doc sadly. its also super sloppy and unedited bc i wrote it at like three am. anyway here u go enjoy bye uwu

@hyper-kitten-9 ( thought u might wanna see this )

virgil slipped themself quickly out of the chemistry room, taking a deep breath as they exited the anxiety-inducing room. chemistry wasnt necessarily the safest room in the building, which was why virgil disliked the room so much. the teacher was also sort of a bitch too. she seemed to want to pick favorites constantly. gosh, did that piss virgil off. especially since sometimes they had to watch their sister be told off a lot by the teacher and dee was always pulled to the side right at the end of class because “she always did something wrong.” so, yes, virgil kind of did have a reason to hold the giant grudge they had.

virgil waited silently in the hallway for a moment as they waited for dee to finally walk out of that god awful classroom. as soon as she did walk out, virgil wrapped her in a tight hug and dragged her off to their lockers. giving a worried glance to their seemingly hurt sister, they opened their own locker and rested a hand on dee's shoulder carefully.

“hey, are you okay? what'd she say this time?” they asked softly and kindly, smiling slightly.

dee huffed and shoved her things into her locker, slamming it shut after she yanked her caplet out and rested it around her shoulders, shoving her brother's hand off. due to that, she received a concerned glare and a huff. “nothing you'd be surprised about,” dee said harshly. “just about how lazy and full of myself i am for trying to stand up for myself because she was the one that bitched off about me first.”

dee turned away and made her way to wherever she planned to. virgil, however, quickly snatched her hand and pulled her over to themself. she avoided any and all eye contact possible.

“devyn, you can't let that asshole get to you like this anymore! you need to learn when to let go and move on! who cares what she thinks. because frankly, i dont and all she tells are lies. complete, toxic, stupid lies that never in a million years would be true,” virgil exclaimed.

dee only groaned and pulled herself away and scrambled over to the library, which virgil eventually followed her.

virgil let her do her thing, staring dee down as she grabbed a book off a shelf. they didnt care to see which one though. dee threw the book on the counter and checked it out, making her way back over to virgil and walked right past them as if they didnt even exist. they, once again, followed her to wherever.

eventually, though, dee got fed up. “virgil, what do you want?! im fine, i just need to trash my stupid problem from my mind!” she snapped as she turned around abruptly in front of virgil, making them almost run into dee. they sighed.

“im just worried about you, dee. i get that youre hurt about this a lot but youve never been this bad,” virgil said. “i just wanna make sure that youre really fine. so i know that i can leave you alone for a couple more hours and know that you wont be sent to the office. again.” virgil laughed at the memory of dee telling a teacher off in front of the whole class and then walking into the office with her just smirking delightfully.

“i told you. im fine.”

“and somehow i still fail to believe that.”

dee furrowed her eyebrows and sighed.

“fine, whatever, you can come with me,” she mumbled. “but dont expect me to talk about anything.” she turned away and walked over to the cafeteria, with virgil following right behind her, gleefully smiling.

[yirevm-blog]

hello here! this is ya girl rhu, straight outta gmt+1 & bringing here one of my fave ocs ( with a few tweaks, just to make him fit the haneul setting, but thankfully nothing big bc i hate meddling with my own ocs lmao ! ) by the way, my ims and askbox are always open for plotting and stuff, like this whole ass post if you wanna mcplot, while in here you’ll find the full dossier concerning my boy!

☾*✧･ﾟ:*「 min yoongi, cismale, he/him. 」did you know that there’s a human in seoul named yi ahreum? they have been here for the past three years and they are a tattoo artist. they are currently twenty-six and is a part of the ju jak. i heard that they are known to be blunt, but worry not !i heard they are also very brotherly too. remember to stay out of trouble, the magi are lurking around every corner !

now under the cut, a few info about him ( tws for parent death, cults, ableism ) :

the reason behind his name is actually pretty easy, and it’s all to blame on his late mom’s laziness in not wanting to change all the stuff she prepared for the incoming birth. his parents divorced for unknown causes few years after his birth so he has zero relevant memories about his dad or the paternal family, if not that they’re known high class peeps, probably descending from the imperial family considering the last name being ‘yi’.

his mom’s side of the family are all members of the ju jak, and of course due to blood status he was shoved in real early and real fast.

he’s born with a genetic eye disease called monochromacy, more specifically rod monochromacy, which prevents him from seeing colors ( yes, all he sees is grayscale ) and make his eyes actually pretty sensitive to light, but he knows how to take care of them and how to distinguish the basic shades based on brightness. part of the maternal family think it’s not a disease but a magi curse.

always been that one odd ball of the bunch, and unfortunately his disease and the fact he had to also train for the ju jak didn’t help especially during the crude years of highschool in which his sense of loneliness and alienation only grew stronger, and oftentimes he would refuge himself in drawing and avoiding people the most

he just recently lost his mother, after years post-highschool spent doing odd jobs and finally giving in the request of his maternal uncle to actually take him under his wing, try to get him involved more in the ju jak business ( with a huge failure ) and of course promoting his nephew’s artistic talent in his tattoo shop in seoul. he didn’t really take his mother’s death too well and it’s still an open wound for him to elaborate.

he moved officially in seoul three years ago and besides going to the shop to work and chitchatting with clients he doesn’t really know anyone: all he knows is that he wants nothing to do with the ju jak and with the whole war between humans and magi, and that he’s out of any cult-related activity ( which didnt sit well with the ju jak people, consequently still claiming him as part of the clan even if ahreum vocally claims otherwise ) and so is his tattoo shop. that’s neutral ground and neutral ground it’s gonna stay or you’re kicked out.

his fashion sense is odd and of course, exclusively grayscale. loves hats a lot. especially wide hats giving him a fake halo,occasional high soled boots and long, soft cardigans giving him a small sweater paw.

for a period his uncle dyed homeboy’s hair blue… they lasted very little. he remained with the deco something like three to four months before returning to black

has the worst attitude ever like literally, the way he spits vitriol is absurd but it’s a defense mechanism he needs to jot down because he’s gonna get even more hurt if he keeps that attitude but lmao ?? is he gonna learn ?? find out at nine #saltyonmain

honestly he’s just tired he doesn’t want to be involved in the whole magi vs humans war, he has no reasons to believe the chattering of some old crazy fanatics who happened to raise his family, he hates his combat reflexes or the whole being in a limbo bc he’s a human so magi hate him by default & he’s got his disease making him feel an outcast among humans too, so just... let him draw and tattoo people in peace.

i promise once you befriend him he’s a wholesome lot pls,,, think of him like ur local grumpy calico cat ♥

knows everything about anyone, but no one knows shit about him. unless you’re one of the shop entourage, of course. but even then there’s stuff he doesn’t say about himself for obvious reasons.

specializes in hardcore type of tattoos, aka pretty big ones with lots of detail and a very gory, pastelcore aesthetic onto it. doesn’t really like dealing with text-only tattoos and 99% you can hear him complain about how people can be stupid for wanting to get their gums inked

ju jak combat skills comprehend archery, knife / dagger throwing and mixed martial arts ! HE MIGHT NOT SEE COLOR BUT HIS AIM IS NOT JOKE and he’ll never raise a hand on someone unless he’s defending someone else or himself.

please don’t ask about his parents Like Ever

#nyareum is a thing apparently

NOTE: for my personal comfort i will not be ‘chemming’ his romantic relationship and he’s to be considered LOCKED on that front. long story short i prefer to heavily plot a romantic relationship with my muses ( in this case ahreum ), extensively even --and yes, with specific fcs, so i’d rather put this out and clear any doubt instead of leading others on because trust me, i hate being lead on and don’t want others to feel the way i did :’ any other relationship with ahreum ( platonic, brotherly, former hookup, enemies, someone who resents him because he ‘left’ ju jak for his neutral mindset, etc ) are all for grabs in terms of either plotting or chemming.

[amzngphil-rp]

If I Could Say What You'd Like to Hear|| Youniversity Advent Day 5: Fresh Start

Persi sat in the office. As usual. She got into an argument with the teachers and refused to continue the rest of the day, claiming to feel a mental illness attack coming on. She looked down to change the song in her headphones again. She knew it was best to just go home. She didnt need the other girls teasing her..again. She didn't want to deal with having anyone pay attention to her. It hurt her to her core. She hated days like this. And it wasnt helping.

Reiner, who looked at the other girl across the office and set up the copier for the lesson plans, walking over and waved at the scowling girl. She looked at the boy. He seemed older and she wasn't worried about that. She's fought kids bigger than him when she was younger. She gave a few lazy fingers from her bag. Persephone just got a text from Otosan that he's on his way. Today he was Otosan because she needed him to be. Even if she made him cry this morning. "You are in here...what is this..your 4th time this month?"

"I have a condition. I left before I could be trouble and I'm not getting a pink slip. So mind your business," she spat, " Fucking office lap dog."

Reiner was taken back by her sharpness, he looked around and realized the office was empty. It usually happens around lunch. Not like he couldn't handle any announcements if they come up. He sat next to the girl, who had bruised legs under her uniform skirt and that her tie was undone, rolled up sleeves of her blazer. "Why dont you talk about it? Cus it seems like everyone acts like you dont have a mouth or the brain power to use words. I just wanna know how one girl as..charming...as you gets in the office so often and it's so different everytime?"

"You dont know me. Dont assume you know me bc I'm here and you can see me files," she said, bringing up a finger and jabbing his arm. He's a little bigger than she expected. He must work out, no way he's in sports in this school, "I'm not rude like you though...I'm Persephone..Persephone Grace Lester-Howell.." She bit her lip to hide a smile and looked at him, "And what about you?"

"Reiner..Reiner Pansino-Fischbach...junior. Guessing by the color on the tie you're a soph."

"Yeah I know my basic colors too. I knew you were a junior. I'm a young junior because I'm actually old enough but I was a late baby and had to get held back."

"So..how old are you?"

"17. I just turned over the summer..."

"And you're a sophmore?"

"Hey! Soft...junior. Don't let the face, hair and freckles fool you, Reiner..I've got a cranium on me."

"So..they should skip you."

"I didnt know they believed in skipping students still. I would love to finish school early and get out and be an adult!"

"Eh..I guess..you still never told me why you're in the office today.." Reiner shifts to turn towards her and leans on the arm rest of the joined chairs, "I still wanna know that."

Persephone looked at the boy, exasperated. God, couldn't this guys take a hint? But he had inviting eyes and a kind smile. Maybe he was serious, "You're parents aren't shrinks or nothing, right?"

"You dont like them?"

"Parents? No. Shrinks? Absolutely not."

"Why?"

"*sighs* it's like...okay. If there was a fire in the trophy case, right? And everytime you yell out that there's a fire in there, you get blamed for potentially causing it. Basically, I can't always control what my body does-"

"Oh so the left hand never knows what the right hand is doing type of thing," Reiner said.

"Oh my god, yes! Yes! Thank- You are the like first person I met who doesn't think I'm doing this for attention-"

"Well not..- whoa!" He exclaims as a hand had come towards his head, he grabbed her wrist staring at her, "Stop!..Calm down...use your word-...Use your words...” 

Persephone looked at him, narrowing her eyes and then looked at him, and it was different. He was still talking to her. No one usually lasted that long. Either they were beaten by her or she was being reprimanded. “You’re..you’re not gonna listen..I jus-”

“I’m listening, right here, right now-”

“It’s the same shit, everyday..”

“I...I wanna hear it...Look I know through all of this, you’re really smart, and I’ve seen you be nice before...Come on, Persephone...You can let go..I’m not going anywhere...I won’t let you get hurt..”

She loosened up and let her arms drop, staring at the boy, she felt her chest, it was still; her head quieted and she was in control again. “You..you said your name was..Renier, right?” 

A teacher came back into the office and saw the two sitting together, Persephone pulling herself away from him. It felt like she was getting a piece of skin pulled off for a graft because he just..had her..right there. Things didn’t matter with him and it felt so good, she wanted to just ask what the hell was she feeling. “Yeah...and, when you wanna work on being more pacifist, gimme a call,” Reiner finished as he had magically tore a piece of paper and scribbled numbers on it with his name. 

“Persi! Your father’s here,” called one of the teachers as they walked back in.

“Reiner..” she said quietly under her breath, getting up and looked back at him.

“Yea? You said my name?..Don’t wear it out?” he said, smiling at her as he stood up from there, and carried the energy with him. 

She didn’t think he had heard him, but she was surprised, he’s got good ears. Great for telling secrets. It felt so strange, she froze, she never freezes, and her cheeks turned pink, “Uhh...walk me to the car?!” she said, giggling nervously and pointing to the door.

“Sure thing. So you do believe in chivalry?..”

“Well, I was raised by two men, so I would hope it still exists and they didn’t waste my time, like they usually do,” she replied walking in front of him through the school and he caught up. They both looked like a couple of ditching people as they reached the door. It’s usually a long walk of shame, but today felt different. She got outside, seeing her Otosan watching her walk with an older boy to the car. Dan’s heart dropped. Now there’s a boy involved.

“Persi, let’s go, I gotta finish filming at home and I still gotta go food shopping!” 

Persephone turned around and faced the boy, biting her lip, “That’s my uh..Otosan, I mean my dad’s husband...but uhh..call me later. We’ll grab something..”

“Sounds good, Persephone..”

She blushed harder and slapped his face, turning around and ran to the car, “I’m coming Dan!”

[raamensims]

spook me tag

I was tagged by @surreysimmer ! Thank you so much bae <3

Are you a tricker or a treater?

mkay so i dont get this, is this in refrence to actual trick or treating?? bc i havent done that in aaages ( and i swear people dont even trick or treat they just demand candy????) 

but anywho i think im someone who will spoop you with a present or free food 

What’s your inner demon?

ummm probably like ‘sloth’ being super lazy and procrastinating a lot or my anxiety. Sometimes i’ll just give up on things and hide in my room - and thats not super great. 

What monster would you be?

lol most likely a banshee - just being sad and screaming all the time. 

Who would you be in a horror movie?

legit probably theeeee....4th one that dies. or the side character that nopes the hell out of there real fast then never comes back. 

Are you easily scared?

eh not really. unless its like dark and i start thinking weird shit

What are you afraid of?

hmm more afraid of paranormal things than like ‘real’ things (like serial killers etc.) i HATE that ‘grudge’ lady with all my heart. also spiders. 

oh and the constant fear of the future - that too

Nurture or torture?

um nurture? who tf do you think i am a sadist???

What scared you when you were young?

ummm the dark im pree sure. 

Any near-death experiences?

i dont think so?? im completely sure but who knows maybe i was and didnt realize! 

Walk in mysterious liquid or mysterious forest?

UM mysterious forest FOR SURE. You’re not finding me wading through some gross sewer water just BEGGING to get grabbed by something underneath HELL NO 

What is the worse thing possible?

someone you really caring about dying tbh. im sure thats the worst

Do you go with your heart or brain?

oooh idk - its basically a mix of both. but i do admit i go with heart 8/10 more. 

Do you like your room dim or bright?

dim as hell i am the night

Who would kill you, your mum or dad?

lol my mom probs

Evilest thing you ever done?

ya girl was a horrible kid and would lead guys on a lot and i think thats pre evil. 

What did you dress up as last year?

oooh i was a vintage sailor pinup girl! 

Anything bad happened to you lately?

umm my cat pooped on the floor and i was mad about that

What is your favourite candy or snack?

i dont really like candy but if i had to pick id eat junior mints forever. and snack?? does like annies mac n cheese count???

What villain would you date?

lol deffo Hades from Hercules 

What is your biggest flaw?

probably procrastinating?? this is the same as that other question tbh ^^

Favourite scary movie / game?

probably the saw franchise - ive always loved them 

What do you find sick?

child abuse (whether its domestic or sexual) thats one of the absolute worst things anyone could ever do. unforgivable. 

Are you a demon or an angel?

probs a demon 

Random thing about you?

i like to sit on the floor and laugh at / play with my cat for hours to distract myself. 

Describe your one or some favourite bloggers as a monster?

mkay so @freezer-bunnyy i imagine you as one of those pretty yet savage mermaids that will tots be cute n all but then DRAG YOU UNDER THE OCEAN when they feel like it. I mean just like imagine your sims on their boat to Crete and they know the legend of the sirens of the sea and BOOM its your sim self looking dope and all with a tail and scales on a rock and being like HIIII HERMIONE WANNA SWIM - yes good idea kat good idea 

I tag: @simsluname @simmer-and-stir @freezer-bunnyy

[cowardlytrait]

☀ 100 questions no one really asks ☀

i was tagged by @batsysims , thank you ! 😊

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?

i sleep with it closed !! it’s mainly so one of my younger sisters doesn’t go in there tbh 

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS? i’ve never actually stayed at a hotel so no djghdfgbd

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT? out?? whenever i do sleep with a sheet on my bed, because i tend to not remake my bed so i generally sleep without a sheet for a while which i know isnt good for you so im trying to break that :/ 

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE? i considered it once, bc i was walking to my friends place on new years eve and i saw a street sign that fell in a storm , and i almost took it.. except i still had 10 more mins until i got to her house , and i didnt want to have the possibility of getting caught . also ?? idk how  i wouldve brought it home on the bus 

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?  y e! but i dont use them enough ngl 

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM? nah, but my mom does that v often . and i often have a bunch of coupon reciepts / punch cards from different places that i always forget about 

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES? hhhhh bees

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES? i have a few !! primarily on my arms and legs, and a few on my face,, i never really had many until last year 

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES? yes?? im p bad at smiling for photos tho ngl 

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? when someone asks me to do something, and then i say sure.. and then they repeat it like 2 mins later and im like.. fa m, now i dont wanna 

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK? sometimes ! a lot of the time i end up focusing on not stepping on cracks tho?? idk it’s a weird habit i started sometime last year that im trying not to do 

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS? nah

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS? nah 

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING? sometimes yeah ! i tend to if im dancing with one of my siblings tho , like just grabbing their hands and making them dance with me 

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS? yupyupyupyup :/

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK? 0 x 0 = 0 

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED? a single? i dk it’s small and sucks ng l 

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK? u  h h h  h h h  , probably are we there yet?  - ingrid michaelson 

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK? yupyup! ! ! 

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS? yup ! voltron is actually currently one of my favorite shows , but i also watch su and several other cartoons ! i also watch anime when i feel like it but not as often as i used to 

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE? minions 

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME? idek ?? defos not anywhere in this town that’s fo sure 

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER? depends ! sometimes water, sometimes milk, sometimes juice. but generally i try to avoid drinking anything while eating and have a drink afterwards

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN? i usually dont dip them in anything , but depending on my mood: mayo or ketchup 

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? pizza ! 

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE? u h h , titan ae , the fifth element, any barbie movies and more tbh 

27. LAST PERSON, YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU? i cant remember? i probably kissed my brother on the forehead but idk 

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT? nope

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE? if cash is involved absolutely

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER? i wrote a letter in my friends’ birthday cards. 

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR? nope : /

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET? djhsd i dont even have my G2 yet and cant even drive so o o 

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS? nope 

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH? meat, pickles, and cheese 

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST? toast + chocolate milk 

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME? 11 or 12 (altho my sleeping schedule has been fucked for the past week) 

37. ARE YOU LAZY? lmao yeah 

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN? i was once a goth fairy, a dead nerd and a lady bug ! those are the ones i remember off the top of my head fgjfdgd 

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? tiger ! 

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK? i can only speak english, but i have a vague understanding of french 

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS? nope

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS? wtf are lincoln logs  update: i’ve never played with lincoln logs in my life so legos 

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN? very

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN? ?? idk 

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS? when i was younger and my mom would ,yup 

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? very ! 

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR? yup ! often when me and 3 of my friends hand out we will drive around and listen to musicals + other music ! 

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? if im listening to music yuppers ! 

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR? same as 47 ^ 

50. EVER USED A GUN? nope

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER? last se

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY? sometimes, but i still really enjoy them so !! 

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL? oh boi yeah, esp because of all the kids in my house + my mom’s family, and this year i’ll be dog sitting around that time so this year is gonna be f u n 

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI? not authentic ones, but yeah ! altho im allergic to potatoes so i dont eat them v much at all anymore 

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE? i dont like pie actually :/

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? i always wanted to be a teacher ! since like grade 3, but now i want to be a graphic designer , but tbh being a history teacher would be fun as well ! 

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? yeah i do 

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING? all the time 

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY? nah :/  i probs should lmao 

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS? nope 

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE? nah 

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? usually just my undies but when im living with other people il wear a soft shirt and my dc heroes pajama bottoms ayyy

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? justin bieber in grade 8 i think ?? 

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART? walmart bc there’s no more targets in canada.. otherwise, target

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS? niether 

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS? cheetos... idk what fritos are lmao 

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS? neither tbh 

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN? no 

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS? i wanted to but never did “/

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING? idk ?? 

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? i dont think so ? 

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE? i think i was in one once?? but i dont remember it ?? did i win who knows

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY? oh yeah boi 

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS? nope,  but my dad owns a lot !  

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER? my dad does ! 

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE? nah, but my mom does ! 

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? i think so? ? 

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT? real friends, hanson, set it off and more tbh 

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW? same as 63

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA? hot!!!!

81. TEA OR COFFEE? coffee!!!!!!! !! ! ! ! ! !

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES? sugar cookies !! 

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL? nah lmao im shit 

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE? yup

85. ARE YOU PATIENT? depends ! im p patient with kids, but have no patience when it comes to being late or waiting on someone. 

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING? band probs

87. EVER WON A CONTEST? i once won a 4ft cat in the hat from my local short stop when i was 4 

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY? nah  89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES? neither 

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET? i learned how to crochet once?? but i forgot it so neither lmao 

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE? livingroom or bedroom 

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? sort off? ?

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? no

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH? uh  h h  m  , currently crushing on someone actually lmao 

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY? no?? 

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? nope 

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS? yup ! ! 

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? pink !! ! ! ! !  !

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW? sort off?? i miss my old best friend and i feel sort of disconnected rn with everyone

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT? uhhh , idk who’s done this so i guess @geekmoodlet @maimouth @applezingsims @simprising @shook-sims if you’ve already done it then just ignore this ! ! ! 😝