#i didnt tag anyone but feel free to do the thing if u wanna!

[vpet]

going crazy bc adopts can be so toxic to neurodivergent people if you don't take care of yourself!

[miwtual]

seven questions to get to know me better!

tagged by @petersthree — thank u janie! 💜

last song: pink pony club by chappell roan

favorite color: a shock to everyone im sure, but blue! please dont hurt me @ people who are still scarred from that one uquiz i made

last show: i believe it was dungeon meshi! my bestie and i are currently watching it together <3

sweet, savory, or spicy?: i think spicy, but i do enjoy all three of these

last thing i googled: "jonathan byers quotes season 3" listen i needed it for gifset planning and i didnt wanna click through any episodes and then google didn't help me at fucking ALL

last book i read: finally started reading good omens by neil gaiman and havent continued it bc masters degree coursework is kicking my ass

current obsessions: the motionless in white obsession is going on two years strong and has no sign of leaving me and i don't want it to. i'm in my smosh renaissance and have the bulk of tumblr drafts of damien haas gifsets to prove it. lisa frankenstein became my personality the moment i saw it. i'm so sorry to everyone and anyone who has followed me for literally any one of my other twelve BILLION interests

i'm not really sure who to tag with this, so if u see this, feel free to say i tagged u! <3

[sttoru]

i thought tumblr cracked down on actual p**rn ;-;

ALSOOOO t/w pee/omorashi/adult diapers (please feel free to ignore this, it's kinda funny tho and a little traumatising)

i was scrolling through fics once, and i stumbled across i think it was a sero fic but back then i had NO idea what omorashi was and i deadass thought it was that japanese omlette over rice thing. thought it was a little weird they t/w it but i looked past it. but anyways im reading reading reading and then all of a sudden sero pees on everyone when he's on this zipliner thing at a funfair and when i tell you. i was shick shack shook. i didnt know wtf i just read and i think i actually cried. i couldnt read sero fanfics for a while after that. i still didnt get what omorashi was (being the dumb bitch i was) so i stupidly decided to search it up and i felt sick i wanted to throw up. why are there grown adults in nappies ;-; i was too scared to pee or shit for the next 2/3 days because i was genuinely that traumatised. i'm not going to kinkshame, like you do what you wanna do as long as you're not harming anyone, but there's no need to post you peeing on this app pls. leave that for twitter or something idkkkk. you best believe i blocked all those tags and more after i took a longgggg break from tumblr

HELLO ????, what did i JUST REAAAAADDSD 😭😭😭 anon pleaseeeeee the way u still remember this in details goodnightttttt 😟 . mustve been quite traumatic LOLLLL just reading about ur experience makes me shudder already YIKESSSSSS

[cowboyskittens]

BLOG INFO

He/they AuDHD + BPD non binary transmasc (robot boything) if u care about specifics 19 yr old latino

im new to tumblr in general, i repost a lot and barely tag things, I might repost suggestive art sometimes so I dont feel comfortable with people younger than 16 interacting with me, feel free to mute #cw suggestive and #save for later lol <- tag i use for things i wanna see later dat may not be interesting to you

i unapologetically type with typos and my grammar is nowhere near excellent and sometimes will accidentally say nonsensical things, have dis in mind when talking to me and dont be afraid of letting me know if you didnt understand what i said, its a learning experience i appreciate a lot.

I am severely mentally ill (im not listing all da things i have HELPBF), if I ever make you uncomfortable I implore you to please let me know as soon as posible /srs feel free to use tone tags around me, they are incredibly useful when i havent recognized the pattern of how ppl im talking with make their jokes/sarcasm/etc look like yet. Im also extremely anxious around new people, it takes me a while to get comfy enough to be able to interact or talk with someone all day but it doesnt mean im not okay with interacting with new ppl, im just a bit of a hermit PUSSY!!!!!! IM A PUSSY!!!! IM TERRIFIED OF NEW PEOPLE!!!! PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME!!!! AAAAHGHGH!!!! THINGS DAT ULL PROB SEE HERE - nutcrackers - crackshot from the hit game fortnite -lethal company - transformers - dialtown - dsaf -tadc - regretevator i also interact with objectum posts, i aint one but they r chill n cool

if ur weird towards otherkin, therians, anyone who has a nonhuman identity, ppl who age regress (do NOT confuse this with ddlg, ew) objectum folks, ppl who use neopronouns, thinks bisexuals are transphobic or not oppressed I fucking hate you and i hope you fall off a big cliff

DNI weirdos/terfs/proshippers/pro-ana/pro-endos/zionists/transmeds and other freaks I don't remember.

if I blocked you theres a big chance one of your posts appeared too many times on my for you tab! dont take it personal

DONT REPOST MY ART ON OTHER SITES IM ONLY HERE AND I ONLY WANT IT HERE at the moment

[tecchous-thicc-buttocks]

what do you like doing in your free time?

why is your name clenched buttocks (I wanna know the reason, pls its so funny lol)

what are things you're good at? (own it babe) (and i don't mean 'babe' in a weird way - just gotta clear that lol)

do you have a best friend?

do you write OG stories and/or fanfics?

one thing you hate about yourself

one thing you love about yourself

do you want a pet? if so, what pet and why

(pls at this rate, its sounding like an interview, so sorry 😂 i'm just...i have a lot of time in my hands and i decided to do this for no particular reason)

fave type of music?

what made you like bsd? and did you always like it? (cause for me, i didnt like it too much at first but it grew on me the second time around)

have you read the bsd light novels and what's your fave light novel if yes?

any pet peeves?

what's your 'ideal' partner (do you have a type like Kunikida or are you fine with anything as long as you're having fun)

Would you rather be single and rich or taken and with a normal salary?

are you happy with where you work/study?

what's your dream career?

what's the app you use the most?

would you rather draw or write?

*** (P.S just pick the ones you want to answer) **

i think im going to look like a weirdo asking so much questions but whatever. at least we dont know each other HAHA i hope you have a good day. <3 and also i love your analyses. just keep posting what you like. i find some of your posts funny lol

good day.

(# you asked and i delivered) (# just me looking for an excuse to use this line) (# cause you said you wanted more questions in your other post TT) (# also ik this isn't a real tag but i wanna be ✨creative) (# fan behavior? idk anymore lmao) okay bye mwa <3

KHJDKJKSAJDGKJSFKG I LOVE THIS I LOVE YOU I WILL BEGIN ANSWERING NOW

i have no free time. I either overwork myself or sleep. however, assuming that i've got a sliver of time to do something, I swap from one obsession to the next <3 rn it's going for insanely long bike rides and turn down every road I feel like until I'm lost,, and going to the gym like an absolute maniac bc i want my arms to be the size of a regular adult's legs

my username is what i desire in life. it is was I strive to be worthy of. it is beauty and life itself, it is the culmination of the universe's most wonderous accomplishments all squished into two raging enormous, gargantuan muscular earth shattering sea trembling ass cheeks 😩😩 (BUT in all seriousness I chose this bc I felt like having tecchousthiccthighs wasn't quite as pleasant??? eheheh buttocks is a funny word)

MY TALENT IS SAYING ANYTHING THAT CROSSES MY MIND TO STRANGERS i've been on this spree lately where I just straight up call anyone pretty when I run into them and HOLY MOLY PPL ARE SO CUTE ABT IT this is your sign to compliment someone today ✨✨ but nah baby i'm good at everything it's a curse ngl (U CAN CALL ME WTV HUN IT'S OK KJKDJFKJS UR SO ADORABLE WHAT)

no best friend bc i can't do commitment and bully friends that get too close to me 😍😍 BUT i'm gonna tag @bellyjellyfish for being my one and only and somehow not hating me thru my unironic "uwu" phase <33

I wrote a 700 page story when I was 12 and it remains unfinished bc I kept rambling and there was no plot 🕴️I love writing but abandon a whole lot of works bc I dream up the rest of the plot and go "oh well why write it now i've been there done that" I DO WRITE FANFICS 👁️👁️ I have a wp account where i wrote a bunch of awful stories and it still stands to this day! (no i will not disclose it don't even try me grr)

I hate how sexy I am 😭😭😭😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

I love how sexy I am 😳😳😳😳🥶🥶🥶🥶😜😜😜😜

I WANT A TARANTULA I WANT A TARANTULA I WAS A CHILEAN RED KNEE TARANTULA AND I WANT ONE SO BADLY OMFG I've always liked spiders but the ppl I live with would absolutely kick me out if I got one??? once i live on my own i'm def buying two cages so that whenever I have guests, I just put out the empty cage, hide the real one, and be like "oh no what happened to billy my tarantula, he escaped again :(" just to wreak havoc

(HAHA NO IT'S OK I USUALLY DO THIS TO OTHER PPL SO I APPRECIATE U SM LOL SLIDE INTO MY DMS BBG)

fav type of music is classical bc i'm edgy and not like other girls 🤩🤩🤩 something about la campanella just hit so hard when I was like 10 that I have taken it and ran, but I do listen to rnb a lot, never in just one language tho bc sometimes english sucks my d

I liked bsd as soon as I saw ranpo's silhouette in the first episode, I was like "him. I want him 🏃‍♀️" but it was solidified in my head as soon as I saw natsume bc 1) he's hot AF IT'S NOT FAIR I WANT HIM 2) I had been reading his irl works and fell in love, so I started exploring other bsd authors and it introduced me to gogol (i'm so in love with his writing style it's not ok) soooo yeah :)) I started reading bc someone (you know who you are) liked chuuya and I haven't looked back since, tbh it's one of my favs just bc of the characters and their depth

I've read all the light novels I could get my hands on, and I have to say stormbringer FOR THE ONLY, SOLE REASON THAT I AM IN ABSOLUTE LOVE WITH ADAM

pet peeve hmmmm idk??? i'm chill with everything except pickles I hate those mfs, but if I had to chose smth it would be when someone shoves a ship down my throat (it's me i'm bitches go stan satosugu rn)

no ideal partner! I'm aro fyi, but also I feel like I'd be chill with just abt anything?? if u match my energy, we can be partners in chaos and i'll feel understood, and if you don't, I get to learn abt a different kind of lifestyle and get to have someone sane to hold me down (or to corrupt), so either way it's a win. I find culture to be incredibly attractive, speak a language I don't or tell me about a tradition of yours with a wholesome smile and I'd move mountains for you 💖💖 teach me abt something that you're emotionally invested in and an expert, and I'm literally yours <3

haha i don't ever wanna be in a relationship so i'll take being rich,, but honestly it ain't about the money, i'd want to have a normal salary and be taken, but it just ain't my vibe ?? dunno how to explain erm-

dream career is racecar driver YOU TRAVEL ACROSS THE WORLD TO ICONIC DESTINATIONS YOU GET PAID INSANE MONEY AND YOU GO VROOM VROOM VERY FAST WHILE CONSTANTLY ALMOST DYING WHAT ELSE DO I NEED IN LIFE????

app i use most is my local library app bc i'm constantly trying to renew my books that are incredibly close to being overdue 🫡 but nahh i don't use my phone that often it still irks me i'm actually a 60 year old gilf who hates technology and complains abt kids these days

I CAN'T DRAW BUT I ALSO CAN'T WRITE YOU'VE GOT ME AT A DEADLOCK BRO??? if it's which I would rather be GOOD at, i'd say drawing bc imagine thinking abt something and just printing it out on paper??? yall fr got some magical talent omg

WHAT IF WE DO KNOW EACH OTHER THO??? WHAT IF WE'RE ACTUALLY NEIGHBORS??? CHILDHOOD FRIENDS??? YOU NEVER KNOW AND YOU PROBABLY NEVER WILL MUAHAHAHAHA i'm gonna stop now but ty for all your questions and have a wonderful day, darling <33

[actualbird]

got tagged by @theres-a-bea for 15 questions for 15 mutuals tag game, thanks for the tag :D

making a separate post cuz i didnt wanna make the first one too long or ping other ppl with notifs jhVKJHSVFJKSHD

1. are you named after anyone? my legal name, yeah! thanks to the baptism requirements, ive got the name of a saint. not telling u which because it's a kinda uncommon name and i dont wanna get doxxed JVJKSDF

2. when was the last time you cried? this morning, it's part of my routine to just cry in the morning so ive gotten all the pesky emotions out of the way to function mostly normally for the rest of the day jlHVKJS

3. do you have kids? do cats count? these r my two babies, bully and gato

4. do you use sarcasm much? not very much actually!

5. what sports do you play? none. in high school intramurals, i was part of the chess team and the games of the generals team. board games and Thinking is as strenuous as my physical activity gets jkhsvjfkhsvdkf

6. first thing you notice about other people? if IRL, i notice their height. if online, i notice like.....text quirks and stuff. i also like noticing what makes people laugh, cuz i like making ppl laugh and cuz 90% of why ppl keep me around is cuz im the funny guy so i gotta make sure i do my due diligence in keeping that up JKVSKJFVSDKJHF

7. eye color? dark brown

8. scary movies or happy endings? happy endings ALWAYS. i like the angst before the storm but i love a hopeful ending. and ive got a horribly low tolerance for horror JHVSKJDFVS i get....scared very easily....

9. any special talents? too many useless party tricks....i can recite all the countries of europe from memory in under 40 seconds, i can fold a paper crane behind my back or blindfolded, i can twist my right arm 360 degrees, i can make a trilling/purring noise from my throat, i can dislocate my right shoulder. these are all SO useless. but funfact! the countries of europe thing was a talent i showed off in a JOB INTERVIEW once. and then i got hired and ive been working that job for more than a year until now jkHVKJFSDFJVJ SO HEY MAYBE USELESS PARTY TRICKS HAVE THEIR UTILITY SOMETIMES!!

10. where were you born? //taps sign of i dont wanna get doxxed HAKSJFHVS

11. what are your hobbies? reading, writing, drawing, some crafts stuff when the mood hits me (crocheting, origami, making miniatures, sewing)

12. do you have any pets? YES, there were my two babies the cats. and my family is rlly into pets so this house has more animals than humans. we also have 2 labradors, 2 beagles, 1 jack russel terrier/poodle mix, and 1 turtle. it's a fuckin zoo over here

13. how tall are you? five foot one

14. fav subject in school? english!!! anything literature!!!!!!

15. dream job? man, yall got dreams? KJHVSFSKLFSDLJ. idk im a horridly ambitious-less person nowadays. as long as i get paid and im not treated like shit, im good with that

and now to tag........ @samsspambox (I KNOW TRIXIE ALREADY TAGGED U BUT UR THE FIRST WHO COMES TO MIND JFHGVKJSDH), @lukevonhagen, and uhhhh thats everybody i feel comfortable pinging HAHA. no pressure to do it, and everyone else pls feel free to yoink the meme and do it for urself :D

[narwhalandchill]

Tag game: Current

got tagged by @begaydoalchemy !! thank u !!

- Current time: 9:45 (AM for you US peeps smh)

- Current activity: finished up prefarming blades traces to 6/8/8/8. double calyx drops events is a godsend. was listening to a video essay on the bg but the favorite song section made me go listen to stiny on repeat again bc i love inflicting emotional damage on myself so i guess thats what.

- Currently thinking about: so theres this person in the hsr leaks subreddit megathread doing daily renheng insanity ponderings since blades trailer dropped and ive been just losing my mind ever since reading them. anyway i wanted everyone here to get to see them too but didnt wanna repost em bc its just kinda ehhhh to do so. here u go!! suffer with me!!! click the links theres all 3!!! (spoilery warning tho. idr how many leaks refs there are in there exactly but expect some at least)

- Current favorite song: spotify most listened to top5 currently looking like NEON by raon, kissaki by reol, wildfire, cha cha cha (we will never forgive xx swedes watch out) and stiny from KALUSH & jerry heil.

but like let me be clear the only reason reol isnt number 1 is bc the full version of the song only came out like 2 weeks ago and the earlier released shorter anime ver of kissaki is literally 7th on the list.

- Currently reading: ...i mean mostly just renheng fanfic but uhhh. i did read where the crawdads sing from delia owens (just plucked it out from the bookshelf randomly bc i was bored) a month or so back. it was neat but no like particular strong feelings abt it. it was very well written and i liked the flow of the prose a lot. also waiting for crooked kingdom to get a finnish translation bc i got six of crows in finnish and i dont do book series as mixed language sets generally. (also the translation work itself was just like an absolute fucking banger with the imagery and metaphors used like chef kiss)

- Currently watching: no particular show (last thing was when i rewatched fmab a couple months ago) going on but like. random video essays or informative stuff on yt honestly and its mostly for bg noise.

- Current favorite character: gee i wonder. dan heng (past editions included), blade, (big gap here bc i tunnel vision on characters), bailu, luocha, jing yuan i think for specific ones from hsr for now. am looking out for jingliu and fu xuan too i need to study them. in genshin its like. yeah its mr childe ajax tartaglia all the way but i kinda just havent been feeling it for the game much so eh. tighnari, kazuha up there too n arlecchino obvi.

- Current WIPS: what kind of productive person do you take me for??? ig i like. opened word this week to type out some random passage drafts for a ficlet type thing relating to the post i made a while back abt belobogs temperatures wrt dan hengs potential terrible, horrible, no good, very bad scalie time with it but do Not expect any results from that or anything i s2g. ive finished one fic in my life and that was half poetry half madness full one sitting and be done with it type deal

im sorry i have no idea who to tag so like. anyone who wants to do it feel free, mutuals or followers!!! :]

[clownmoontoon]

was tagged by this good nerd egg @arr-jim-lad♡

My last:

Drink: water

Phone call: pizza hut \(ouo)/

Text message: omg i havent sent a text in years unless skype counts but i think this just means phone u_u

Song you listened to: London by Benjamin Clementine (omg what a melancholy song to list)

Time you cried: WHILE WATCHING MY HERO ACADEMIA SO MUCH CRYING I LOVE ALL MIGHT AND DEKU

Have I ever:

Dated someone twice: nop

Kissed someone and regretted it: nope they have all been good smooches U3U

Been cheated on: no

Lost someone special: do doggies count ;;

Been depressed: sighs yes

Gotten drunk and thrown up: ew no i cant stand the taste of most alcohol anyway haha

Three favorite colors: RAINBOWS oh thats more than three...theennn pink, blue, and neon green!! \(ouo)/

In the last year you have:

Made new friends: uh...no i dont think so :0c had all my friends for more than a year i think! THATS AWESOME OMG IVE NEVER HAD FRIENDS FOR THIS LONG \(QUQ)/

Fallen out of love: not w a person but w like..tv shows and stuff //gazes longingly @ classic simpson eps and sighs

Laughed until you cried: YES

Found out someone was talking about you: //LAUGHS WELP YEAH

Meet someone who changed you: i do not leave the house :0

Found out who your friends are: ??? how do you have friends but dont know who they are i dont get it??

Kissed someone on your Facebook list: whats a facebook

How many of your Facebook friends do you know irl: WHAT IS A GODDAMN FACEBOOK

Do you have any pets: 3 precious puppos UuU/

Do you want to change your name: dont think so!

What did you do for your last birthday: stuffed my face w sushi like a got damn animal LIKE A BEAR SNATCHING SALMON FROM THE FALLS just shoving them in my snoot w my bear claws i love sushi and its usually only a birthday treat >:0c

What time did you wake up: 9 am \(ouo)/

What were you doing at midnight last night: messing w my stamps on my da page i think, I CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY STAMPS

Name something you cannot wait for: *HEAVY BREATHING* NEW HERO-ACA EPS

When was the last time you saw your mom: she is on the couch adjacent to me watching tv

What are you listening to right now: tv, so you think you can dance is on but honestly after watching jlo’s world of dance this show kinda pales in comparison THEN AGAIN JABBAWOCKEEZ LOST TO A BUNCH OF TEEN BOYS IN KHAKIS SO IDK WHAT THE FUCK

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: no

Something that is getting on your nerves: my hunger

Most visited website: i bet its deviantart tbh >:0c

Hair color: PINK \(OUO)/

Long or short hair: kinda in between atm? to my shoulder, whatever that counts as

Do you have a crush on someone: YES, MY LOVE OFC \(OUO)/

What do you like about yourself: my sense of humor and how much my art has improved in just a year!! \(QUQ)/

Blood type: A+

Nickname: moon! \(OUO)/

Relationship status: happily taken and totally in love UuU/

Zodiac sign: aquarius

Pronouns: she/her/they i guess but i wont get offended if you call me “he” i’ll p much only be offended if you call me “it” HAHA

Favorite Tv show: shows im currently actively watching atm which are total faves are: my hero academia, steven universe, my little pony, and bob’s burgers \(ouo)/

Tattoos: SOON

Right or left handed: right

Surgery: ive never done it, and dont recommend anyone coming to me for surgery tbqh

Sport: i run in the mornings!

Vacation: isnt that the thing people w money do

Trainers, sneakers or tennis shoes: shoes

More general:

Eating: pasta, pizza, sushi, and chicken sandwiches from wendy’s probably

Drinking: mostly water, the occassional coke if im feelin it, the very rare vanilla coke if i feel like treating myself UuU/

I’m about to: eAT

Waiting for: MY HERO-ACA PLS COME BACK

Want: F O O D AND ANIME

Get married: ye some time

Career: freelance artist uwu)7

Which is better:

Hugs or kisses: WHY NOT BOTH \(O3O)/

Lips or eyes: always eyes!!

Shorter or taller: taller otherwise i feel like a mom holding a kid’s hand instead of couple-y haha

Older or younger: i wouldve always said older but my bf is actually a year younger >:I

Nice arms or nice stomach: i would never want rude arms or a rude stomach so how am i to choose :0c

Hook-up or relationship: RELATIONSHIPS - GIMMIE ROMANCE GIMMIE FRIENDSHIP I EAT THAT SHIT UP I WANNA HOLD HANDS W EVERYOOONNNEEE

Troublemaker or hesitant: im a clown UoU

Have you ever:

Kissed a stranger: nop

Drank hard liquor: every liquor feels like hard liquor to me haha pls no

Lost glasses or contact lenses: cant lose what you dont have \(ouo)/

Turned someone down: akjfdghsd yes and i feel so bad every time im sORRY

Sex on the first date: uh...trick question...mine and my bf’s first date in person was different than the average “first date” since we had been talking online for months //NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE IM JUST CURIOUS WHAT ARE THE PARAMETERS OF THIS QUESTIONS //SWEATS

Broken someone’s heart: ye u_u

Had your heart broken: ye u_u

Been arrested: no i am a good egg

Cried when someone died: ive never personally known a person well enough to cry when they died i cried a lot when my doggy died tho ;;

Fallen for a friend: ye i cant wait to marry that friend someday hehe >:3c

Do you believe in:

Yourself: I REALLY DO AND IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE ABLE TO HONESTLY SAY \(((QUQ)))/

Miracles: ye!

Love at the first sight: not really no, more like “infatuation at first sight” haha

Santa Claus: WELL I MEAN HE’S BASED ON A REAL PERSON SO

Kiss on the first date: i just wanna kiss everyone all the time u3u

Angels: ye! \(ouo)/

Other:

Current best friends name: JIM \(OUO)/ //smooches his precious face i love him what a good egg U3U <3<3

Eye color: v dark brown! i have been asked if im wearing black contacts haha

Favorite movie: TOO MANY OH NOO but to name a few; Toy Story, Aladdin, Larry Crowne, Sing, Chocolat, When Marnie Was There, Whisper of the Heart, Spirited Away, Kiki’s Delivery Service.. aND LOTS MORE THIS IS HARD

[mihwee]

Request list.

Requests? Open

Fandoms i write for:

ANY manhwa. (Can do my reasearch)

Genshin impact

Original characters (your s/o whatever)

Non - fandoms (jock boyfriend, yandere girlfriend)

ORV (yjh must bottom :)) not really required, just my prsonal preference in writing)

Honkai impact

Obey me

Readers i write for

Bottom! F character x Top! Character

Gendebend! Character x character

AFAB! Character x character

Bottom!f! Reader x character

Non-binary! Reader x character

Dom!top!male reader x character

Sub!top!male reader x dom! character

Reader x genderbend! Character

Oc x character (top, bottom, idc)

Any readers i write for, get comfortable. I know how to do my tags :)) ( i mostly do character x character and top male reader. But that cant stop u from requesting !! Feel free. (Will also create a master list if enough fics are created ^^) i write for all but NOT. bottom male reader, please do not ask me about this, its personal ^^

Genres i write;

Action smut

Fluff smut

Fluff

Angst smut

Angst

EXPLICIT smut

vanilla smut

im still looking for action fics to learn from, not really experienced in that field.

Writing styles;

Semi-litterature

Advanced litterature

Basic litterature

semi and basic lit is where im most comfortable, advanced is fine ^^ (tgcf for example)

DNI;

Racist

Pedophiles

Zoophiles

Actual killer-defender "but hes hot?"

Minors under the age of 16

Fujoshis/fudanshis

Homophobics

Complainers...(trust me say something rude and youll get blocked 💀)

TYPES OF STORIES I DO

Headcannons

Full blown stories and plots

Fanfiction

WAITING LIST

Richt x reader (smut)

Main theme: titfucking / praise kink

euntae hwang x male reader (smut)

Main theme: blood play/ anal fingering

Yohan seo x bloodbag! male reader (angst explicit smut)

Main theme : tw tw blood / Dom yohan seo 🤯 but still bottoms

Carcel x Male reader

Main theme:Inappropriate use of spoons, carcel gets dicked down for sitting on table

Asahina X Male reader

Main theme: you fuck his obedient pretty face, chokers etc

EXTRA 1:

Every request is appreciated, but not always accepted (i always do, unless... u didnt read my dni 💀)

Ill let you know when ill start working on it on this account, so others who are also intrested in the request topic can see what im working on.

THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT ME

17 yr old male who writes porn fanfics, Bi, Please dont go threatening me about shit like i shoudnt be doing this, tumblr is a space where i can vent out all my pent up frustrations on as a VERY hormonal teenager, who can hide it pretty well.

Im not really here to make friends, Or people who agree with my unique set of tastes, i dont care about likes, reblogs, but i really appreciate it when u comment ^^

EXTRA NOTES:

I write what i want, mostly for anyone but hear me please dear god I DO NOT WRITE FOR BOTTOM MALE READERS. it gives me the ick and makes me remember things I. DONT. WANNA. REMEMBER. i have trauma to certain things i wont tell, which is certainly none of youre buissness. (directed)

I dont suddenly repost random things. I have my main account for that so any of my fics wont get bombarded with useless things, i dont care about the likes and reposts but its most likely appreciated and a compliment to a hobby i enjoy doing. Thank you :))

@sinfullism is my alt, if you wanna see upcoming things or just shitpost make sure to follow me :]]

[softavasilva]

post your favourite or most popular post from each month this year <3 (it’s okay to skip months!) tagged by @deenafier tyy sm, u brilliant gifmaker!

this year was a looott of experimenting and trying out things wayyy our of my comfort zone but im so glad i did them bc i learned a lot and felt like i improved overall plus it was so funn creating so many different creative sets which i owe a lot to the other amazing gifmakers in this site still creating masterpiece content which are so inspiring!! get ready for my rants

jan, most popular: starting it off strong w kieutou jnvjd 

feb, most popular: emisue s2 finale was insane i was going insane  fav: q2 smiley kisses are so soft + hands bc its my weakness  march, most popular: wilson siblings i deserve more of them fav: this raya and namaari set took me too long to do, it was the first time i tried blending with multiple scenes and colours in one canvas, it was def a learning process but im glad i didnt give up bc im proud of it

april, most popular:  lmao its “when will men learn how to stfu” fav: “intimacy of damie” sometimes i look back on this and get really emotional jsnvjs its about the little things!! “dragons + magic” tried to do more blending + vibrant colouring w more visual interest for the first time and i really loved the way it turned out! 

may, most popular: “MAEVE and AIMEE” my favv girls forever in their agenda  fav: my first go at a heavily “graphic” style of gifset w my fav boy to ever exist “Jackson Marchetti” as well as my beloved “Maeve Wiley” I spent so long on both of these bc of lack of experience w typography especially, but w enough trial and errors i was v satifisfied w how it turned out 

june,most popular: “icarly swearing” jkvksjn  fav: learning how to clip scenes into a shape was a struggle im actually so embarrassed at how long it took me to figure out from a tutorial jvdnskj but this “wlw characters” set was so fun to make once i got the hang of it  and it being pride month i ofc had to do this “Lexa” gifset bc shes my fav character to ever. tried a similar theme to my jackson one from above to get better at these type of gifsets and overall i was pretty pleased with it, def came out way better than i was expecting it too. also since i wanted to get better with typography i experimented with a type warp and gradient overlay a lot in this “hayley kiyoko mv”  

july,most popular: “yelena being baby” miss her shes so funny  fav: “samdeena edit” and this “samdeena w warrior nun quote” s/o to the insp link w/o them my creativity would be downnn so pls check em out i truly tried my best to do it justice with my own twisty twist and i was v happy especially w the colouring on these ones!  aug,most popular: “Margot Robbie stunt” shes so impressive <3333  fav: “samdeena playlist”  i experimented with a lot of fonts, warps and overlays in this set, i had so much fun making it! as u can tell i really went all out when fear street came out vnjdfnvjd. this “grace i don’t fear the devil” ofc insp from the person who tagged me hehe. played around a lot with blending modes on this one trying v hard to blend the scnes together to make sense. sept,most popular: “wlw romantic lines” i love being gay fav: “maeve and aimee in s3” i liked the way i coloured this one 

oct,most popular: “emma as maeve” <333 fav: “SEX EDUCATION CHARACTERS + FLOWER ETYMOLOGY” v proud of how the colouring of this one turned out!!! 

nov,most popular: “emily and walt whitman” emisue soft hours  fav: “emisue hands” need i say more 

dec,most popular: “emisue fingers” jvnskjdbjksd fav: a v quick edit i made in between classes of “kate and yelena”. obsessed with arcane and “caitvi + protective” i love this trope sm. 

tagging: @bithcassidy, @you-are-crazy-beautiful , @dani-clayton , @lesbianjamies (feel free not to, and anyone who wants to do this consider yourself tagged i wanna see ur gifs!) 

[heffrondriving]

I'm sorry if this is a little assholely but after seeing your vent post I went looking for where you said to not tag names and the only place I saw it was at the end of your very long tags,, so assuming i didnt miss another more obvious place...? Have you thought of just putting that in the post itself? Because anyone who's seeing it second hand (as in seeing it after someone else rebloged it) won't see that tag + not everyone reads tags, you know :( sorry that it makes you uncomfortable but if you put it somewhere more visible, like in the body of the post, then at least people def will see it. Sending love either way 💕

nahhh nothing to be sorry for issall totally cool and encouraged and you are very kind,, tbh i was lowkey waiting around for something like this and i'm kinda glad for it and also surprised it's not at least fifty times worse??? in all honesty i think i am in dire need and deserving of the hardest dose of criticism at this point for all the stupid messy personal posts i make on a sleep-deprived whim, as i am fully aware that this is not the place for it, and i am and should never be exempt from getting my necessary comeuppance should it arise. and like i said, this quandary was completely of my own fault. i have made my stance on personal comfort posts clear numerous times before and only put them in subtler places like the end of my annoying-ass rambly tags because i really don't wanna bother people with something that sounds so trivially inconsequential, and it makes me incredibly anxious to add them in the post itself (as i reckon it just outright ruins the whole content and that's such a selfish and gross thing for me to do personally,, like who tf am i to ask anything of anyone ech :-/). but this is still my sole responsibility to properly handle and conduct myself online, and i'm so sorry if i came across like i'm attempting to pass the blame for my own self-implicated neglect, as no one else should be subject to dealing with my mistakes. (like no joke i screamed aloud when i read that you looked through my posts or tags??? PLS LICHRALLY NEVER DO THAT EVER THAT'S A VV BAD IDEA ACTUAL ONLINE EQUIVALENT OF DUMPSTER DIVING VIBES EXCEPT THE DUMPSTER'S ON FIRE AND CAUSES MAJOR BRAINROTOFFISITIS!!!!! (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`))

i've had a well-needed rest hrk composed myself, deleted my prev post (i'm also thinking of removing the post that spurred it just to be sure, t'was super terrible anyway lmao), and muted my notifs for the time being, so please do feel free to tag anything however you wish at this point—i know i'm making an absolute fool out of myself for this full 180 departure (just in time for april 1st tho so swings and roundabouts-) but yeah that's completely fine idk, and if my walnut brain has anything otherwise to say abt it they will be catching These Hands according to the Fists Of Fury Code!!!!! ᕦ(ò皿óᕦ) but in all seriousness, emotional dysregulation is the absolute worst but i understand that maybe i can't really set boundaries for something fully well out of my control, so i just give up the ghost on this bc what else is there to do. c'est la vie if it sucks for me, tough shit @ self tough it out bebs u asked for this :^) though i hopefully can, however, keep everything else out of sight and out of mind so that i don't have to deal with the self-imposed repercussions by willingly setting my triggers off and lashing out incessantly. like mmm that's toxic shit girlie no one wants that here bls get u some therapy pare *whaps myself with an abaniko fan*. it's 100% on me if i choose to expand the tags on my notifs, and what happens in other ppl's blogs should be none of my fucking business and i'm just a super nosy lurker goblin sometimes ig exhibit a: this is what being a chronic cave hermit does to the human psyche. irreversible damage u.......*steven he voice* EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!! my sincerest apologies again for all the trouble and i really hope this answer doesn't come off as too sardonic or acerbic or anything of the sort, i know i goof a lot but i really do mean all of it, even if trying to convey appropriate tone indication in text form is so whack 😩

also i'm really sorry for this mf ten-volume novel series of an answer (i really hope no one's insane enough to actually read this....whatever the hell this is .-.). thank you so much for your patience and understanding, and please keep the love and give it to another funky cool blog who's worthy of it and not deserving of getting squished like a pestilent vermin under your steel-toed bootheel!! /lh ~(இ௰இ~) anywayyy let's ignore (slash unfollow hardblock permanent dni etc. etc....very good ideas, those, bc if i could block myself i would without hesitation smh get this chernobyl elephant's foot outta my feed) this and my other inane bullshittery and let bygones be bygones and go back to our silly manband content, shall we??? this blog is for no-braincell shits and pure dumbassery first and foremost i promise......also i have more poorly-made sh!tposts and kendall's pretty grampa face stuff which i wanna plague the btr tag with if that's still allowed pls ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

(^^^ i can't believe i actually got to use this gif for something sdjsfjksd)

[boogiepilgrim]

thanks for tagging me @taste-thewaste, love ya ⭐

fic writer interview

name: bethany (bluemoves98)

fandoms: ok first off i wanna say i dont . consider myself a fic writer? the one on my account ^ began on a whim. back in the sweet days of yore, summer 2019, on like my fifth watch of rocketman. the part where bernie says "we'll go to my raench. we’ll hide awaehy" hit, and i was like...... um. holy fucking shit. the idea was born. and so i was like, omg i bet ppl ARE writing fics about this. so i went, and i 👀, and i saw the dynamics people were wanting to read about, etc... & the particular one i skimmed through didnt do it for me. like, it just wasnt.. believable where it needed to be, stuff like that. ppl were wanting to read/write about an abusive relationship, but that random one, to ME, was totally off the mark. so, i took the idea i had (the ranch idea, which had branched by this stage into the telephone thing..), and concocted a story that depicted that in a more accurate, there-is-absolutely-nothing-sexy-about-this way. the answer to this question is: rocketman

two-shot?: i..do not know what this really means. i know what a one shot is? hmmm. perhaps you could consider nlh a two-shot considering im lich writing a companion story for it ☺️ xx stay tuned for that x

most popular multi-chapter fic: there only is one babey. out now. sequel coming soon........ im hoping august 8th... . but lets call it "soon"........ . ..

actual worst part of writing: like you said, ambie, finding the time to actually do it. with work n whatever else, it's hard to find stress-free time to do it sometimes

how you choose your titles: in true traditional fashion, title and chapters were all lyric excerpts that i felt pertained in some typa way

do you outline: i doooo. i think you need to, to some degree. like even the bare minimum. i DO love the freedom of taking it in any direction at any given time, but i also enjoy knowing where im headed and where i need to bring everything. the one im writing now, i think, is a lot more steadily outlined than the first one was.

ideas you probably won’t get around to, but wouldn’t it be nice: i dont actually plan on writing any more after this. ALTHOUGH i have a like lighthearted funny fantasy story based entirely on captain fantastic (the song) that has nothing to do with this, that i started writing on the side, in ye olde drafts. so who knows hunniez

callouts @ me: bitch, you didnt need to do bernie the fish so damn dirty. im sure ppl like @luzff, @rocketthem, @hobbit-with-tea, @killmypiano or anyone whos read it could answer this more accurately. or colourfully. fkhsjfjsjf id love to know

best writing traits: i havent got any idea. again, someone who has read it might be better at answering this.. ummm. something i wanted to accomplish w it was making it one of those fics you'd read that stays with u for some time, ur invested, it’s full of detail, lore. relatability. which i feel like i did. theres stuff to piece together or like draw ur own conclusions about since it's told strictly from one pov. a fair amount lies between the lines. another thing is it's obviously dark, but it's also like . not too serious in places, and as a whole has got like a charming element (regarding the good stuff). SO, more self promo: if you at all cared about nlh n the characters i made up, u may love the second (2nd) pov of it. because there is SO much that i put into nlh that will be brought to light and wrapped up in a NEAT little PACKAGE 🎁 in little miss qat

spicy tangential opinion: im on board w yours amber. one of mine would be: if youre going to write about experiences you havent experienced, even in a fanfic, i feel like you should at least do a lil research on the way. it helps your writing, and also prevents you from putting potentially harmful content out there

idk that many fic writers; i dont read them myself anymore. but i tag: @axlnchas, + anyone else who sees this and wants to 🧡

[soulemissary]

Rules: tag ten people you want to know better

tagged by @sullenstatic ty bestie love u bestie ^_^

❥ relationship status: takennnnnn shes playing genshin behind me rn...

❥ three favourite foods: ummm i like fried rice and mashed potatoes and taquitos theyre my favorite depression meal !!

❥ song stuck in my head: hmmmm the project yi theme. sorry for leaguey legends

❥ last song i listened to: i listen to music while i work so i’m not sure probably something by dance gavin dance tho bc thats most of what comes up 

❥ last thing i googled: pete wentz...i was talking abt bands w my ex last night LOL

❥ time: 10:20 am :3

❥ dream trip: i wanna go back to canada so bad calgary is a beautiful city and i will never stop saying it. anywhere in canada. or the czech republic someday if i had the money

❥ anything i want: cat ear headphones. and a bigger apartment but thats neither here nor there

tagging @soulsilencer @allstarsmash @furloid and anyone else who wants 2 do it <3 if i didnt tag u pls feel free to say i tagged u i just get nervous tagging ppl in things hehe

[oneustual-moving]

woohoo tag game !! ☆～（ゝ。∂）

thanks to @hwee-ing for tagging me! :]

(answers under the cut so i dont clog up ur dashes)

1. why did you choose your url?

bc the oneus obsession is too strong & oneustual just sounds fun to say in ur head! also i am everyones’ oneus mutual so <3

2. any sideblogs?

just @oneus1stwin !

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

since 2013 i think ? not w this blog obv but i was super young yikes

4. do you have a queue tag?

nope! so even though u see posts & activity from me most of the day, thats me in real time yikes!!

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

my very first blog ever i started bc i liked doctor who 😔 yes one of those kids. & then i started this specific one bc i wanted to move blogs from my last one. not for any real reason just felt like switichin it up!

6. why did you choose your pfp?

dongmyeong:] <3 also bc the colors matched my layout

7. why did you choose your header?

hc i want ppl to know that even though im oneus-tual i am also onewe-tual and if come here then its a package deal babey 2 for the price of 1 its weus! also yonghoon pretty

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

the one w my uquiz where i guess ur oneus bias actually !! surprisingly ! it has like 220 notes

9. how many mutuals do you have?

probably around 300 technically. but alot of them are inactive. i have around 20ish that i regularly interact with & would consider pocket friends!! <3

10. how many followers do you have?

321

11. how many people do you follow?

323

12. have you ever made a shitpost

every minute of every day of my life <3

13. how often do you use tumblr every day?

whenever i have free time. so when im not doing school or housework. even if im watching stuff i’ll usually be on it bc or focus or whatever </3 too much!

14. have you gotten into an argument/fight with another blog?

i dont think so ? closest i came was someone telling me i couldnt have criticisms of the mdzs novel but i didnt argue w them & they were wrong so! i dont wanna get into details of my issues w the novel since that doesnt matter here, but im still right!

15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this?’ posts?

some of them tend to be guilt trippy and compare serious issues against each other, but other than that theyre fine if like the sources are legit & any donation links are as well. i tend to rb them bc im not in the place where i can donate rn, so spreading the info is the second best thing i can do!

16. do you like tag games?

yes! i’ll just only do them like 10% of the time bc i can be lazy and put it off and then i forget and it gets buried in my notifs

17. do you like ask games?

YES!!! give me attention pls <3

18. which of your mutuals is tumblr famous?

i think it’ll be offensive tk them if i call them “tumblr famous” but i do have a few mutuals that r like big accounts & relatively well-known if that counts lmao

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

no but i love nd appreciate all kf them dearly <3 or like friend crushes if u call them that, by that meaning i want to be their friends but im too shy & mentally ill to consistently talk to more than one person at a time !! im sorry

20. tags?

@kingleedo @followfindyou @lovepaintt if u want ! & anyone else who wants to :)

[ambienthousewife]

got tagged by @tshot for this fun get to know me meme

nickname: ms. penis

zodiac: all i know is im a gemini im not sure of the other details

height: 5'9"

last movie i saw: the woman who ran, this cute little south korean movie that was playing at my work yesterday. i liked it

last thing i googled: the meek mill "how do u take pics of ya screen on da iphone" tweet

favorite musician: hmmmm huge toughie one but maybe frank ocean? normie answer but lol i like him a lot. also arthur russell, terre thaemlitz, and earl sweatshirt come to mind. if this is just counting musician as in one person and not as in musical collectives

other blogs: nah

blogs following: 40 i keep it very lowkey these days

amount of sleep: 6-7ish hours but i try to aim for 8 i just have a very anxious brain

what i am wearing: my nichijou "life sucks drop out" t shirt with pajama bottoms

dream job: idk something that could pay the bills and gives me enough free time and doesnt make me wanna die. maybe something in librarian/archival field?

dream trip: probably to cuba ive always wanted to go there. or to japan or to basque country or portugal. also to chicago because i was supposed to visit in a couple weeks but it fell through last minute

favorite food: another toughie. maybe pizza? maybe burritos? my favorite foodstuff is probably kimchi though. and garlic ofc

play an instrument: i play guitar and keys and also ableton if that counts as one

languages: english with tiny bits of other languages. ive attempted to learn spanish, mandarin, portuguese, and french all at various points of my life but i didnt get very far

favorite song: i feel like the answer to this is really obvious to me when i actually remember it but i keep forgetting what my favorite song ever is. the song ive been enjoying the most as of late is "falling out the sky" by armand hammer and the alchemist ft. earl sweatshirt

random fact: right now i am making some duck fat roasted potatoes for breakfast

describe yourself as aesthetic things: baloney sandwich, small pee pee, rock in my shoe

tagging whomstever one of my lovely mutuals wants to participate in this but i dont feel like tagging anyone directly lol

[janaikam]

30 questions about me

@landturtlealyce thx 4 the tag boo ilysm

name: officially on tumblr jay but the real ones call me janai

gender: u can call me whatever and i will probably responds

star sign: virgo

height: taller than alyce

time: currently 11:44am not sure what time it’ll be once i finish tho

birthday: september 17th

fav band/group: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh probably big time rush and one direction. tbh i dont listen to a lot of new music so i’m very much stuck in the 2000-2010s music range

fav solo artists: ed sheeran, lewis capaldi, sam smith, basically anyone who can make me cry through song

song stuck in my head: currently nothign because its still early and i have yet to listen to music today

last movie: ummm all the way through was probably rise of the guardians (which is so good omg im in love with jack). i did wach most of barbie the island princess at a sleepover but fell asleep before the end (don’t judge me it was four in the morning)

last show: i wanna say a series of unfortunate events was watchin with a fren on discord and we just finished the other day 

when i created this blog: i think i made this thing late 2016 but i didnt really start using it until 2018/19

what do i post: mostly reblogs, every now and again i might post a fic or maybe my attempt at making art

last thing i googled: new york song (it got brought up with friends and i was like jay z is also in that song right? i was right lol)

other blogs: this is my main @luxyweek is where i hosted luxy (luka x xy) week @mlficadoption is the dead page where people can send in fic ideas for others to write if they want @jmajkawrites wow can’t even tag it cause i haven’t posted there, but that is gonna be my writing blog once i finally get it properly set up

do i get asks: sometimes mostly when i’m being a fool on main or i reblog one of those fun ask games. i have a bunch of those pass the love ones that i keep meaning to answer 

why this url: this is just the username i’ve been using all my life so when i first got to tumblr i was like yeah this works

following: 318

followers: 242 (love all y’all)

average amount of sleep: 7-8 hours sometimes more sometimes less

lucky number: 8 no reasoning just 8

instruments: i used to play the piano before i stopped about 2 years ago

what im wearing: ‘pjs’ its really a fancy hoodie dress i got online for very cheap

dream job: man i wanna know this too i really don’t know what i wanna do because i find so many different things interesting. all i know is that whatever i do i wanna be able to work from home for part of it 

dream trip: probably just a trip around east Asia. I’ve already been to Japan and I really loved it and I wanna just explore those areas more because it’s so different from where I’ve traveled before

fav food: oxtail most likely

nationality: american

fav songs: just the way you are - bruno mars, hold me while you wait - lewis capaldi, introducing me - nick jonas

last book: Tale as old as Time by elizabeth braswell. its apart of those twisted fairytale series and it was so good highly recommend reading it

top 3 fictional universes i’d love to live in: 1. the universe of black bird of the gallows by meg kassel(one of my favorite books ever) i know its not THAT different from this world but the myth that is created in the story is so good that i wanna just go there and research and explore it myself 2. the keepers of the essence worlds (another book series ik. it’s by rebekah aman) wonderful world building and there are so many worlds hidden inside i just wanna explore them all 3. uhh stealing from maddy and alyce the world inside of my brain

tagging: @emsylcatac @pawsomelybuggy @iveofficiallygonemad and anyone else (also feel free to ignore the tag)