#i didnt know ANYTBING about it

[eebie]

dude do you have any idea how rare you are reading homestuck in 2023 with No knowledge going in?? i want to study u under a microscope

hope u keep having fun!! im living vicariously through your liveblogging

!!!!!!!!!!wheh!!!!!!hehehweh!!!!!!

[jonahmagnus]

Why would say this to me

[eulchu]

CAN U GIVE A TL OR JUST A POST ABT WVERYTHING LIKE NOT ANYTBING U CANT SAY like stuff you’ve already said but in one post

um ok tltr the thread is real

karl knows his ass was getting busted so he reached out to sap (not in the twt thread i just know bc i know op)

not sure if snf knew karl was this angry at dream i would say no

snf definitely didnt know karl was saying this stuff to his mods

varios ppl are vouching (including mods) + word in the street this is not the first time karl talks about this stuff with other fans (dont have source on this but i am inclined to believe based on the ppl who have told me)

[post-office-by-the-bay]

hi covey!!!!

i havent been able to respond and interact with all ur posts since im not home atm but im sitting in hotel room bed writing this rn so! i have found my way to your other account tho😈 so im gonna write a little rant i hope you dont mind (even tho thats kinda what the account is made for, i still feel weird doing it!!) so feel free to ignore i just reallt want rant!

also wanna start it off by saying i hope youve been doing well and the college stress isnt affecting you too much!!

okiiii so anyway its my birthday tofay 😜😜 and for my bday weekend we went to chicago since its pretty close to where i live and i thiight it would be fun but sometjkng about me is just that i hate being away from home like idk i just love my room so idk why i wanted to do thid for my bday but ANYWAY.

friday and saturday were oretty fun even tho its so cold out but ive had an overall good time! the obly downside is my DAD bro. i dont think hes ever experienced true happiness in hus life bc if any tiny bad thing happens he gets so MAD and for NO REASON. i try to stay happy but its literally such a mood killer like how am i supoosed to enjoy my time wjen ur over here bitching and complaing about not getting the corner booth like. get over pls shut up i wanna be happy.

and then today i thoight we were gonna go to this museum and then meet up with my brither to go to the sears/willis tower but it got completely changed and i was so confused and we didnt do anytbing k wanted to do that day. like i wanted kbbq as my bday dinner like it was the MAIN reason i wanted to go to chicaho but they switched uo and said it was too far away. like okay then… im like fine whatever just choose some place else bc idk what i want and i dont wanna decide and THEY KEPT ASKING ME AND BOTHERING ME LIKE PLS LEAVE ME ALONE. and then we were just walking around everywhere trying to fund a place to eat and i was getting annoyed so i just said olay i wanna go here, AND THEY JUSR GO SOMEWHERE ELSE EVEN THO THEY WERE ASKING ME WHERE I WANTED TO GO??? pls.. jusg make up ur mind. and then when we finally got to a place bc i was like yall im tired lets just go to fresking shake shack they starting bitching about the prices and i get we dont have a lot of money but it just made me feel so guilty??

anyway i felt way better bc me and my cousin started making fun of my dad so i felt 10x #wcousin😇

now im in the hotel room listening to my dad snore SO FREAKING LOUF LIKE HOW AM I GONNA SLEEP.

OKAY IM SO SORRY FOR WRITING SO MUCH LIKE YOU DO NOT HAVE TO RESD ALL THIS COVEY OMG

TLDR; birthday was rlly my dads rlly whiny but im chill now!

have a good day/night covey sorry writing so much😭😭

-🐌

beloved snail anon,

do not feel bad for ranting!! that's the whole point of this blog!! we just need to ignore the fact that i ignored it for so long lmao.

first and foremost, HAPPIEST OF (late) BIRTHDAYS TO YOU!! I KNOW YOUR DAD WAS BEING A BIT OF A BUMMER (kill all men) BUT YOU DESERVED TO HAVE THE BESTEST DAY AND IM SORRY HE TRIED TO TAKE THAT AWAY.

my dad is, from the sound of it, very similar to your dad. and i've grown to kinda just throw it back at him. it took years of warming up to it, but now i just treat him the way he treats us and he shuts up real real quick, ya know?? anyways, im so so sorry that he was being sucky (again kill all men) and you totally didn't deserve that!! wishing you a better birthday for next year!!

all my love,

covey 𐙚⊹ ࣪ ˖

[ravioip]

been playing the new oregon trail game for switch, right, and my first group was

pants, a missionary who had the hedonistic and kind(?) traits

off, an adventurer who had the funny and kind traits.

lucky, a farmer who had the neat trait, and i dont rember what his other one was..

and moist, a banker who had the funny trait, though i cant remember what else.

pants was named first, and then we decided the parties theme was just silly goofy, and therefore got pants off lucky and moist.

pants was good at healing and wayfinding, off was good at haggling and hunting, although she kept getting run over by the wagon, lucky was decent at shooting, good at carpentry, but he kept accidentally getting shot because he put the gun away wrong. moist was great at haggling too, but she kept contracting dysentery and then giving it to everyone else.

at one point moist actually left the party because she was super depressed and i didnt have anything to help with morale, and then like 10 seconds later. at the next fort, she shows up like "haha that was funny joke, right? i sure scared you guys- haha- pleasetakemebackitsuckedbeingalone" (Plain Text: please take me back it sucked being alone.) so i let her back into the party.

i ended up making it to oregon with all my party members alive, thankfully.

ive started a new journey, this time the california trail.

this time we have

Honkers the musican, i dont remember her traits

(brother) Boobas the missionary, he's hedonistic as well but i dont remember what else

Tiddies the physician, he has the brilliant trait i think? i dont remember tbh.

and Melons the farmer.

theres a boob theme here if you couldnt tell. i only just started with this group so i dont know their traits super well yet, however-

so far we've gotten a bunch of gold, gotten scammed out of 20 bullets by an asshole, took an unlucky golden nugget from an old prospector (which mightve genuinely been unlucky because Honkers immediately got run over by the wagon twice in a row. broke her foot, i used like three medicine to heal her fully, and then she broke her arm immediately after.), we also spent All of our money at the start to fully stock our wagon and honestly i think it was a smart move? we havent really had to worry too much about anytbing because i had so much meds and toolkits and clothes packed that we were fine.

all in all im having a great time lmao.

[froglegsz]

well in that case, could i get like a little backstory for the characters in wya? i've heard names before but i dont really know the characters' pasts that well yet

of course! the order in which i go about this is going to be WACK but stay with me here. im starting with batman and going with the order of appearances in the webtoon.

bruce: bruce wayne. the batman. hes rich and in the eye of the public as a rich playboy, his parents were killed in front of him at a young age and he became batman to avenge them and to stop that from happening to anyone else as much as he can. hes a brilliant detective.

whole lot more under the cut!

duke thomas: the character chapter 1 focuses on, duke is a metahuman, known as the signal. he's the son of a villain (you're going to find this is a reoccurring theme HRDLAJHRKS) um some shit happened with the riddler snd duke met bruce when his family helped him or something. something something foster system something something the robins saved him something something he was robin for a short time. hes still understanding his powers that tbh. idk how to describe. you can read the wiki if you want to know his abilities

damian wayne: son of bruce wayne and talia al ghul, who is a villain and the daughter of notorious capital e Evil Man ra's al ghul. damian was raised by his mother and the league of assassins, the organization led by ra's al ghul. he eventually was able to go out and seek his father and became the fifth and current robin.

jason todd: the second robin, the son of a petty criminal and a mother who died from an overdose, jason met batman because he tried to steal some tired off the batmobile. yadda yadda, he became robin. the joker eventually tricks him, by giving him information about his real mother and her whereabouts. the joker brutally kills jason. something something he's revived and some more stuff happens, he becomes the red hood, an antihero.

tim drake: tim met dick grayson (more on him later) when dick and his parents were acrobrats at a circus, something something he figures out dick is robin and that bruce is batman and something something he pushes the idea that batman needs a new robin sidekick after jason's death. his mother was killed, his father was put in a coma, and he was motivated to do the Right Thing which put him in the good graces of bruce. he takes on the title red robin.

cassandra cain: raised as a child to be the perfect weapon and bodyguard for ra's al ghul, she was taught martial arts as if it was a language. she didnt know how to speak or communicate with words, she was taught how to read body language with uncanny accuracy, almost like she was reading their thoughts. at eight years old she killed a man and was deeply traumatized, she saw death through the man's eyes, and she ran away. something something homeless something something she ended up in gotham city when she was 17, and became an agent for barbara gordon (more on her later), eventually she was brought in by bruce, becoming one of his most skilled and loyal followers. she became batgirl, but a psychic gave her the ability to understand words and her ways of understanding body language and martial arts was completely erased, and bruce had to retrain her. in the wayne family adventures she is orphan, though i prefer to still think of her as batgirl.

stephanie brown: daughter of, you guessed it, a villain, cluemaster, she became spoiler in order to stop him for good. she left clues for batman and robin to capture him. something something crush on tim drake something something they dated something something she found out she pregnant from an ex boyfriend, and put the baby up for adoption. uhhhhhh she saw tim talking with another girl and broke up with him and demanded bruce train her as robin. yeah that didnt last long. she became batgirl, and now shes spoiler again.

barbara gordon: the niece/adopted daughter of commissioner of police, jim gordon, she was batgirl for a while, though she decided it wasnt a fulfilling role for her and she retired. one day the joker shoots her and she is left paralyzed. she becomes an intelligence force for the batfam, operating as oracle and using her photographic memory and kick ass computers to help batman and co.

dick grayson: has not yet shown up in the wayne family adventures BUT, he is the first robin (and my personal favorite) , he used to be an acrobat with his family, known as the flying graysons. his parents were killed in front of him, and bruce would take him under his wing as the first robin. he now operates as nightwing.

OKAY THERES MORE CHARACTERS THAT COULD POP UP LATER BUT THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

[schadenfruedc]

me nervously looking at my most recent post and hoping there wasn’t anything I accidentally said wrong by comparing herbert west and medic:

[kukalakas]

wait what’s penumbra?

Oh youve done a terrible mistake because ive been mentally writing why you should start listening to the penumbra podcast for hours.

SO GOOD EVENING FOLLOWER AND WELCOME TO THE PENUMBRA!!!!

The Penumbra Podcast is a well podcast available on youtube if you into easy free stuff but you can find it also on spotify or itunes or stitcher(podcast ep) and im sure there are other places but eh these are the ones i know about

Sooo umm what its about?

Well glad you asked, first of all we need to separate that to 3 categories which are Juno Steel Stories, Second citadel stories and one shots because um its a lil bit confusing so let's get into shall we??!!!

Juno Steel stories

They are about a private investigator on Mars solving cases who has an amazing secretary who needs to be a protected at all costs and also he is in love with a thief who is v homme fatale and Juno is very annoyed by the feelings he is feeling. The first season is about Juno finding martian artifacts! Its really great and most of the reblogs you see on my blog rn are from Juno series. Also there are two versions of the first story because they remastered it ariund the time they finished s1 finale and tbh I only listened to the remastered version and was hooked immediately.

Second citadel stories

This is completely different series that has nothing to do with Juno stories, you can technically skip Juno if you find SC more interesting or skip if you prefer Juno. Okay, so Second citadel is a high fantasy series with knights and monsters. This one an ensemble cast and there are 9ish main characters. Its really um.. wacky world? Like I was thinking like how should I describe the vibe of this series and I think it feels like D&D campaign or at least what I think D&D feels like cuz Ive never played it but it reminds me of a tumblr post which was something like

DM:... And you can see house in the distance

Player: is it something i have to fight?

DM, writing down stats: IT IS NOW

So yeah I think it kinda feels like that to me at least. Also this one is for me 'it gets better' series because i didnt really enjoy the first story but yeah its great and I love the characters

First story for SC is 'Second Citadel - The head of the Janus Beast' which is 9th episode overall

One shots

Ok to make this weirder there are also 3 one shots and like again each of them is set in different universe blah blah nothimg in common with the other stuff

Shaken

A horror story about a woman who made a beautiful painting and now she has to top that one to stay relevant and like theres a lot of pressure... It gets yeah v unsettling

The Coyote of the Painted Plains

Be gay do crime. WESTERN WLWS Mary Anne is engaged to some guy, gets kidnapped by a hot bandit and her fiance tries to save her 1(tho gay love is too powerful).

Home

Another horror story tho for me it was more of a idk thriller? Im bad with genres but imo it wasnt that scary. Its about a little Lily who is supposed to move to a new house with jer parents and brother. On the i think last night(or one of the last whatever) she is left home alone with her brother and stuff starts happening. Dun dun dun

Oh did I mention that its really gay? Honestly there are barely any straight characters (i can honestly think of one thats like yeah he is most likely straight but others are either lgb+ or not confirmed)

Also Juno is bi and canonically nb with mostly masculine um presentation and he uses he/him pronouns also there is a character who uses they/them pronouns. They want to also include binary trans characters and more diversity in general but they want to do it right so it doesnt feel forced etc.

Also in second citadel there are characters in poly relationship!

Im honestly doing my best to not start every paragraph with also but here i go again so also most of the characters that have canon um look? are poc

And also Juno has canonically depression and I cant speak on this subject but from other people's posts its handled well!

So yeah hopefully i didnt forget anytbing cuz its like nearly midnight here and my brain is refusing to word words but yeah priorities also hopefully ur sold and if you have any questions im here 👀 hmu, please listen to the penumbra podcast im begging

[grn-fog]

Ok so this post is related to the sensory overload one i rebloged just before but its not exactly essensial to understand this. This is pretty much just a splurge of personal facts to try n sort them for myself

I wondered if neurotypical people got sensory overload n google is largley implying that no it is not a regular thing for neurotypical ppl (ie all the articles are info about the autism spectrum or on how not be a dick to someone having an overload)

Now i have an appointment at the "local" mental health place 1feb cause i asked to be recomended about adhd

and just have a hell fuckton of imposter syndrome about it and hove doen for the last um...5.6.college.uni.college.college jfc SIX years(?!)

After a teacher asked if i had dyslexia or something cause i just couldnt process his simple af name to write it down. I looked up dyslexia amd asked one of our support department adults for help figuring it out (never hesrd from them about it again after askiny). N eventualy came tot the conclusion that its not that. Letters occationaly teleport to the wrong place before righting themselves but not often enough id consider it irregular.

Next was other simple more obvious things like the numbers one since i remember bieng super behind in maths exept i was actualy really good at it when i could do the work. So not that.

I made the jump to maybe just like "minor" autism cause ppl where adameny my little brother was on the spectrum because of stuff he did exept that stuff made perfect sense to ms even if it wasnt behaviors i shared like his oversensitivity to food texture.

N then a friend in mh college first year turned out to be autistic too which i didnt learn till after id had debates abput how thinking and emotions work and i was told i was thinking too much like her or something n again things she did that other found odd made sense.

N i spent like 3 years looking into that. And ask a dr about looking into it proffessionaly the second year but was just told "well thats usualy caught in childhood and there isnt really anything we could do to medicate it or anytbing sk theirs no point" i didnt want to medicate it i want reassurance im not just stupid and that theirs a reason im like this. If i have that i can start working on managing myself around and with it to get arpund stuff like memory lapses and overstimulation.

It wasnt till this year, my 4th year out of highschool my mum mentioned i WAS suspected of having adhd by a teacher frkm when i was like 6. Like heavily suspected. Exept i kno for a fact the headmistress had something against our family (she sent social serveces to my home while we where at school because my parents sent 1 of us to school in a short sleeved coat in winter......the 1 with said coat is my sister....who lacks arms! No mention of the older 2 kids in long sleaved coats to cover their existing arms. They even asked "and whos child is this" regarding my damn baby brother cause he clearly was not bieng neglected as this headmistress had told them my sister was) so it wpuldnt surprise me at all if she had discouraged the teachers from reporting it or just blocked the reports if she could.

N i have done looking into adhd istead and that all fits. Problem is prettymuch all of it also still fits into the autism boxes. And ive stilll got that hellton of imposter syndrome. So i dont really know what to do at this apointment

Beside say look something isnt right. here is my closest two guesses from info i could find but u r a proffessional so please help me so i can start accuratly managing my life like a functional adult ?

[giranswife]

You know I feel even more like shit every time a family member wants to grumble and moan about me sleeping all day. Yeah, I already feel like shit for it enough on my own bc I’m a lazy fuck I don’t need you hammering it in and making me feel worse about myself. But literally what else is new.

[colesterstrudel]

OHMYOGD I REMEMBER I WAS WITH MY FRIEND AND SHE MESSAGED THIS REALLY HOT SMUT FIC TO TJP ON TWITTER AND IT WAS ABOUT FINN AND HE SAW IT AND HE DIDNT SAY ANYTBING FOR LIKE A FEW DAYS AND THEN HE TWEETED THE THING ABOUT KNOWING PEOPLE WRITE FICS ,,, I WAS LIKE OH FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK