#i didn't plan for this

[miguelryan]

[namig42]

I don't know how, but for some reason my little feral cat boy has become my most desirable character. Literally everybody at the tiefling party wanted a taste of this little weirdo.

The only reason Gale and Wyll didn't make it into the screencap was because I was too afraid of fucking up my chances with others, especially since it's honour mode.

How the fuck did this happen

[gh0st-0f-s0rr0wzz]

meltdown in my bedroom core

[eepy-samzie]

HOLY SH

lil guy I took in grew SOME BIG LEAVES

[thedumbestsmart]

Damn going with the flow is so weird.

I'm going to meet with my uncle to see my newborn cousin and kinda bond with my father side and I bought the bus ticket yesterday. Going to somewhere without any plan feels weird but not thinking about plans is relaxing.

As a overplanner, I feel calm.

For now.

[softgothbabe]

It's my birthday at the end of the month and I'm trying really hard not to think about it. But it's creeping up on me regardless

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

[followthebluebell]

every year, my boss buys a few cat calendars for our workplace. Due to some sort of mix-up, we accidentally got a few naked women calendars this year.

Normally, that's where the story would end. It would just be a mildly amusing mistake.

But it becomes absolutely fucking hilarious because I opened up the calendar package in front of clients today. One moment, we're just discussing the cats up for adoption and if their current cat might be willing to accept a new baby brother/sister and bam. Suddenly it went all tits up the second I picked up one of the calendars and actually looked at the damn thing.

Unfortunately, the clients ALSO looked at it.

None of us wanted this to happen. None of us knew how to respond to it. There's nothing in any social protocol that could have prepared us for this.

There was just like thirty solid seconds of absolutely dead silence as we all tried to think of the most polite thing to say.

"Wow," i said, because I'm entirely braindead at this point. "Not the kind of pussy I expected to encounter today."

Thankfully, they thought it was hilarious. It probably wasn't the most politic thing to say, but it was very funny to at least three people.

[pangur-and-grim]

oh. I think my fears about Chiefcake passing from old age were more on point than I realized. she's acting very weak right now.

and it's late on a friday, when all the rabbit-specific vets have closed. I'll call around anyway to see if at home euthanasia is an option tonight.

[mroddmod]

WENDAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

[egophiliac]

doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus

watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫

(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)

[sylvrndoodles]

[mrghostrat]

fine; make your tea then take us back to bed ☕️🐍

[zoe-oneesama]

Not exactly the party atmosphere we were hoping for.

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[iheartcrypts]

klance as the demolition lovers !