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i saw a video that was like "a room for you based on your favorite totk character!" and the first one was purah and it was the most bland, landlord white, boring fucking room i've ever seen with some book shelves and they were like "since she's smart and likes reading!" and like.....................................did you even pay attention to purah aT ALL??????????
#even in botw her shits a mess!!!!!!#girl is messy!!!#her organizational system only makes sense to her!!!!#a bland boring landlord white room would be fucking prison for her are you kIDDING ME?????????????????????#i didn't care to watch the rest bc i was so offended#how do you be that wrong.....#talking tag#i almost hate that they made her ''Conventionally Hot'' in totk#bc i feel like it made everyone forget that her whole fucking thing is Eccentric Genius
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this is bc my cat stole my spot after i went to turn off the light
You stare blankly at his lap.
"That was my seat."
Just a moment ago, it was empty when you'd gotten up to go to the bathroom. You were barely gone for a minute.
"I want it back."
You loom over the offending thief, casting a shadow over her and a snickering Soap. You clench your fists and snap your teeth at him.
"Find this funny, do you, MacTavish?"
He does his best not to shake from laughter, a gentle hand comforting the back of the female curled up content on his lap. "Oh, aye. It's cute when you get jealous over sweet, little Fiona."
You bite your tongue. That little devil for a cat is anything but sweet. She's hated you since day one. At first, you understood, having grown up with cats, letting her come to you, offering her food and affection when you could. You wanted to have a bond with her- you really did!- but every attempt was met with a beady-eyed stare and the occasional unprovoked scratch or bite. Silver lining was that she was apparently like this with everyone, so it wasn't like she held a personal grudge. The only person who was exempt from her ire was Soap for some reason.
Their bond is sweet, but still.
"I'm not jealous." You narrow your eyes at the cat. She looks smug. You don't know how it's possible, but she does. "I want my seat back."
"It's occupied." Soap beams up at you, stroking Fiona's back. She purrs loudly.
"I was there first." Now you just sound petulant. Not that you didn't in the first place, beefing with a cat, but no one has to point that out.
"And then you left."
"For a minute! Two at most!"
"Two too late." Soap pats the free spot next to him. "Sit. Fi and I want to continue watching the movie, but you're in the way."
"But I wanna sit on your lap."
"Tough. It's Fi's spot now."
"But-"
"I'll let you sit on my face later." Soap leans forward, careful not to disturb the cat on his lap, and grabs your wrist, yanking you down onto the couch. "So stop pouting you'll get your turn."
"I'm not pouting." You pout, careful not to cuddle too closely to your boyfriend lest the devil on his lap decides to scratch you out of nowhere. "And I want your dick too."
"Aye, whatever you want." Soap swings his arm over your shoulders and around your neck in a half-hearted chokehold. "Now haud yer wheesht. Fi and I are tryin' to watch."
The cat lets out a little mrow, nuzzling her little head against Soap's lower abdomen, snuggling closer and pulling a smitten awe from the Scot. She goes to rest her head again, but just before she does, Fiona shoots you a look as if to say I won, purring extra loudly when you can't do anything but glare back.
You the human-0. Fiona the cat-1.
Next time, you'll win.
(Heads up: you don't)
#“cat man” mactavish#john soap mactavish x reader#soap x reader#john soap mctavish x reader#soap mactavish x reader#captain mactavish x reader#soapy thoughts :]
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Zoro x Fem Reader FLUFF JEALOUSLY HUMOR!!! Zoro is always busy that he rarely ever goes on dates or hangs out with S/O. Sure, S/O always treats him like massages or cleans his training room etc, but it doesn’t help that Zoro doesn’t want to be teased. One day, to cope with loneliness, S/O makes a plushie of Zoro to keep her company! She’s more happier and playful afterwards so she barely misses Zoro! Zoro gets some free time one day and gets rejected bc S/O is playing with Chopper and plushie!
Sup Bitches I’m back from the dead. Not really lmao but I am still alive and I finished off this draft today so here.
🍶TW’s : loneliness, Zoro being dumb, swearing, sappy OOC Zoro (fight me).
Your hand jerked away from the needle as you pricked your finger again making this stupid plushie. You loved it, yes, and you knew it would be well-used, but that didn't change the fact that it was a pain in the ass (fingers) to make. You swore under your breath as you sucked the small injury, glaring at the offending needle.
"Whatcha makin?" Usopp sidled beside you, his nose poking into your personal space. You grunted before sighing heavily.
"A plushie."
"A green one?"
"Mmmhmm. Zoro's been...." you trailed off as you tried to come up with a better way of saying that you felt as if he was too busy for you.
"He's been training a lot" Usopp finished for you. You nodded sullenly, shaking out the cramping of your fingers. Usopp hummed in understanding.
"Well for what it's worth, I think it's turning out really well. Maybe you could make plushies of the rest of the crew!" he said with a grin. The compliment made your heart sting with happiness. You hadn't heard one in a while with Zoro so busy, and you returned his grin with a bright one of your own. Determination dulled the ache in your hands as you looked down to your project.
"Why don't you sit outside with us? You can bring that along and enjoy the sun." he offered. You nodded after a second. Spending time around your friends would help the loneliness that had seeped into your bones.
You joined the rest of the crew outdoors, giggling at the way your captain, Usopp, and Chopper all made each other screech through their various antics, joined occasionally by Brook and Franky. Brook tried to ask to see your panties, and even as your foot landed on his skull, a smile curved your lips. You'd forgotten what it was like to spend time with your friends like this, having been so caught up with Zoro being busy.
You made some serious progress on your plushie in between shared jokes and laugher, and by the time you were ready to go to sleep, you were finishing the last stitch by candle light. Zoro was on night watch as usual, leaving you in your shared bedroom by yourself. Again. You sighed, stroking the plushie's face gently like you would your boyfriend's. It felt... comforting- like you could pretend it was his sun kissed skin. Warmth flooded your face as you realized how ridiculous you must have looked. You shook your head, discarding the idea. He had pushed you to this point. Right?
You sighed heavily, the loneliness coming crashing down again as you settled into the cold blankets. You tried to push the thoughts of being alone out of your head as you cuddled the replacement Zoro to your chest.
"Dumbass" you muttered to the plush as you drifted off.
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You woke up shockingly refreshed. You hadn't slept that well in a while, not since you were starved of your boyfriend's attention. Dragging the plushie with you, you rose and got dressed before stepping out of the room, almost running directly into a solid wall of muscle. Calloused hands grabbed your shoulders as you stumbled to avoid the sudden obstacle.
"Oi. Careful."
Your heart flipped at the sound of his voice and you whipped your gaze up.
"Zoro!" Your eyes brightened, and a grin puffed your cheeks. You slammed yourself into him, hugging him tightly.
His arms wrapped around you lightly before patting your shoulder as a way of asking you to pull back.
"Whatcha got in your hand?"
Your face heated as you shoved the plushie behind your back, having forgot you still had it with you.
"Umm nothing?"
He raised a single brow.
"Nothing?"
"Nothing important?" you tried as he backed you into the room step by step. He kicked the door shut without breaking eye contact.
"If it's nothing important why are you hiding it then?" He smirked at you, and you wanted to smack the knowing curve of his mouth off his face.
"...It's embarrassing" you finally mumble, looking to the side. Faster than you could realize, Zoro's arm sped around your waist and yanked the plush from your hands. You gasped, and reached in vain for his hand. He placed one hand on the top of your head as you struggled, keeping you from jumping up to grab it from him.
"Is this... me?"
You groaned in defeat. There was no hiding it anymore.
"Yeah"
He chucked heartily, ruffling the top of your head.
"Cute. It can never compare to the real thing though" he teased. You scowled playfully and crossed your arms.
"It's only to keep me company when you're so busy!"
Zoro laughed, flopping down on the bed and tossing you the plush.
"Whatever you say. Now go get some breakfast before curlybrows kicks down this door. I need sleep."
You caught the mini-Zoro with a slightly ache in your chest. Not even a 'love you' or a kiss? You plastered on a happy energy as you walked out the door. As soon as the door closed, you looked at the plush in your arms in defeat, giving it a small forehead kiss to make up for the one the real Zoro had neglected. It helped a little, and you could focus on the short but sweet interaction you had with your boyfriend, even if it wasn't everything you wanted, or needed.
You walked into the dining area with the plush still cradled in your arms. The crew seemed excited to see your skill, asking you to make plushies of all of you. You agreed, with the promise that Nami would let you use more money than your usual allowance to buy the necessary materials.
The day passed as usual with the Strawhats. A mid-morning skirmish with a weak band of pirates gave you a little bit of exercise, with the Monster Trio wanting to blow off steam the most. Nami didn't even bother getting up from her lounge chair, flicking through her fashion magazine. Zoro didn't even talk to you during or after the skirmish, only tossing you a small victory smile as he went straight back to training. You sighed, clutching the plush tightly as you curled up under the tree on the deck with a book. You couldn't focus on the words. You were so used to reading aloud to Zoro while he "napped" beside you that it felt strange to not read aloud. Glancing at the rest of the crew, you got up with a faked yawn and wandered back to your room.
You flopped on the bed, disheartened and bored out of your skull. Your gaze fell on the plush, and you hugged it to your chest before kissing the top of its head.
"At least you're always here"
Your eyes fell on the abandoned book on your blanket. You sighed in embarrassment, but knew it would make you feel better to do it. You picked it up, and began to read aloud to mini Zoro. It felt natural, like he was actually there with you. A smile curved your lips slightly at the familiarity. Maybe... just maybe... it would be okay to let yourself believe that he was spending time with you.
Later that day, Zoro came back to the room exhausted, groaning as he hit the bed. You stroked his freshly showered hair and massaged his shoulders and arms as he fell into a slumber without a word. You swallowed down your disappointment and fell asleep beside him, waking to an empty bed.
The next day felt less lonely, and you didn't notice Zoro's absence as much with the plush by your side. When asked about it, you said you wanted to see how the design would wear before beginning the other crewmate's plush's, and it's not like you minded that it was of your boyfriend. Chopper took particular interest in the plushie, finding it adorable. The two of you played games together, Chopper even considering the plushie the third player you had to play for.
Unbeknownst to you, ever since meeting you for that brief moment in the morning after his nightwatch, Zoro had felt something missing from his life. He couldn't quite put a finger on it, but he did know that when he saw you on the deck cuddling that damn plushie like you loved it, a spike of... something... struck him. It should be him that you were showing affection. Well, it was him technically, but it wasn't at the same time. You were acting like that damn stuffed thing was actually him, instead of a thing. He sucked his teeth before beginning his next set of reps. What the hell was he feeling? You still gave him massages at night and... and... hm... When was the last time we actually spent any time together? ...Shit.
"Okay. Now it's your turn!" Chopper proclaimed as he finished his turn. You took the dice and rolled, moving your character a few spaces and drew a card. Familiar heavy footsteps vibrated the wood underneath you as your boyfriend approached you. You purposely ignored him.
"Okay, now mini-Zoro's turn!" you said cheerfully. Chopper made the plush grab the dice in his small hands and roll them one by one, and handed him a card face up so you could both see what hand he had.
"Oi" he called quietly. Chopper looked up, but you didn't move.
"Oh! real Zoro! Are you done training?"
"For today, yeah."
You interrupted their small chat.
"Chopper your turn" you reminded the small reindeer. Chopper made his turn, pulling ahead of your little character on the board with a small cheer.
You laid down two cards, and rolled the dice.
"Wow, smart move!" Chopper said, moving the mini-Zoro to make him "talk". You giggled.
"Why thank you, Zoro" you said, stressing his name. You felt your boyfriend stiffen behind you. You both knew now you were being petty, and you both knew he really did kind of deserve it. With a sigh, he stood. If that's how you were going to play it, he had to figure out how to make it up to you.
He walked away, thinking. How could he make it up to you? You'd been keeping your shared room tidy despite him just tossing his clothes and things on the floor in exhaustion. You'd massage his muscles on particularly hard days, and even snuck bottles of water near his sake when he was training. In return, he'd basically ignored you without explanation, exchange a few words here and there but there wasn't even any physical affection besides that brief hug when you'd literally stumbled into him.
You needed something special for dealing with him these last few weeks. He'd need some help from that damn cook, but for you, he'd do anything. He stalked towards the kitchen, slamming open the door. The blonde hardly flinched, glancing back with a glower.
"What."
"I need food."
"You can fuckin wait for dinner."
Zoro swallowed back an insult he crossed his arms and leaned his elbows on the counter, staying well out of the kitchen.
"'s not for me" he mumbled.
"No? Did Luffy send you again? I told that damn glutton to wait just 5 minutes for a snack"
"Wha- No! It's for her."
Sanji turned around with an evil smirk.
"Oh, finally realize you were neglecting your girlfriend, and now you're trying to suck up to her with my food?"
"Damn ero-cook. Fine! I'll figure something else out!" Zoro snapped at the blonde. Sanji sucked his teeth.
"Calm your man tits, Marimo. I'll do it for her, not your dumb fuckin ass." He turned around and started to take out ingredients for your favorite dessert.
Zoro breathed deeply, nodding at the cook's back once before stalking out of the kitchen.
~~~~
You felt a little bad about being so petty to Zoro earlier. Did he deserve it? Yes. Well... Maybe? He was really busy, and a partnership wasn't always 50-50, not when one person can't give as much as they want to a relationship when they're so busy with something. You just wished he could tell you he was going to be busy so he couldn't give you the attention he usually did.
You sighed, looking down at the plushie in your arms. You wished you were the one being held, or that you were holding a warm, living, breathing being you loved in your arms. Walking back to your shared room from dinner you gnawed on your lip, concerned. Zoro wasn't at dinner. Did you go too far? No. He would've called you out right there and then if you had. So why-
Oh.
Your body froze in the doorway, hand still resting on the handle. Soft light echoed through the room, pillows and blankets scattered into soft piles with a tray full of your favorite dessert nestled between them. One soft mound was occupied by your favorite swordsman, shirtless and in grey sweats lounging easily with a furrow on his face. He looked up quickly as the door opened, slowly getting to his feet.
"Hey."
"Zoro?"
"Umm. Yeah. I uh... I'm sorry for neglecting you, and we should... spend time? um. Together. Spend time together. For you. I mean to make it up to you."
"...oh. I'd uh... really like that" your smile started small and embarrassed, and grew into a bright grin as he held out his arms for a hug.
You looked at them for a second before leaping at him and slamming your body against his, wrapping your arms around him. His grunt turned into a breathless chuckle as he caught you. You breathed in his scent, took in the warm skin under your hands, the beating of his heart. He nosed your temple before landing a kiss on it.
“Don’t let me get away with that shit again, got it? Come beat my ass if I ever start to take you for granted again. You’re… everything to me.”
You pulled back and met his gaze, eyes shining with emotional wonder.
“I’ll beat your ass so hard” you promised cheekily. He snorted.
“Promise?”
His calloused palm scratched pleasantly against your skin as the fingers of one hand curled around the side and back of your neck, thumb brushing your cheekbone. You leaned into the touch greedily, drinking up the attention like sand soaks up water. His face was closer.
“I promise” you whisper, eyes flicking between his gaze and his lips. A small smirk curls one end of his mouth, making your breath hitch. He noticed.
“Good.”
Zoro was a man who never apologized with words, believing that actions are much more important than honeyed words. His kiss conveys it. His chapped lips mold to yours tenderly, lovingly. He was warm, his breath hot. His hand on your face held you to him, while his other wrapped around your waist, pulling you impossibly closer to his body.
You thought of all the loneliness he had caused you, how little he communicated, and how frustrating he was. How he seemed to care more for training than your relationship, and therefore about you. Yet you couldn’t have it any other way. He drove you mad because he slashed a way into your life and heart that could never be filled by anything or anyone else. You loved him.
Fuck, I love him.
#one piece x reader#one piece fanfiction#one piece fluff#one piece#zoro x reader#zoro x y/n#zoro x you#roronoa zoro#one piece x y/n#one piece smut
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Ok but like imagine bada never knowing how to tie a tie bc her mom died before she could and y/n tying them for her😨PLZ I NEED IT BAE🫶🏾
omg i see the vision 💭
Bada's slim fingers fumble with the silky material of her tie awkwardly. She's been trying for about ten minutes to figure out how to properly fasten it, but no matter how hard she tries, she simply can't do it. She supposes this is her karma for letting herself get lazy and asking Lusher to tie all her ties without paying attention to how she does it. Now that Lusher and the rest of Bebe are gone for a rare day of rest, she's been left to her own devices.
She stares at herself in the mirror, trying to gauge how low she should let the larger side dangle and which side she's supposed to cross over the other first. She attempts two more times before she yanks the fabric off her neck, groaning loudly and pinching the bridge of her nose in annoyance and frustration.
"Having some trouble there?" You poke your head out from behind Bada's bedroom door, having heard her audible frustration from outside.
Bada lifts her head, half of her annoyance washing away at the sight of you. "Some trouble would be an understatement," she sighs. "I need to have a word with whoever created ties. Why are they so complicated?"
You give Bada a lighthearted smile, amused by the way she sulks in front of her mirror, staring at the offending tie that's strewn across her bed. "You really don't know how to tie it?" Walking inside her room to pick it up, you stand in front of her before slinging the fabric across her shoulders and adjusting it against her neck.
"No," Bada admits, her voice quieting to a murmur. A beat of silence passes as she watches you expertly maneuver the fabric of the tie around like it's second nature. A small smile starts to form on her lips, enjoying the domestic and sweet atmosphere before her smile slightly fades. "My mother started to teach me when I turned fifteen. She said I should know so I could please my future husband."
"Oh," you whisper thoughtfully.
"When my mother passed, I asked my father to finish teaching me instead, but he refused to. He knew I didn't want to learn to impress a boy, but so I could do it for myself."
You loop the thinner end of the tie against the forming knot, eyebrows pinched together slightly as you start to concentrate. "How have you been tying them up until now, then?"
"Lusher usually ties them for me," Bada answers. "But what about you? How did you learn?"
"My mother," you nod, "she also insisted I know how so I could tie my father's tie, or my husband's."
"Our mothers thought the same way." Bada chuckles lightly. "I wonder what they'd think if they saw us now."
"I think my mother would swoon despite herself." You laugh.
"Perhaps so. But I think now I need to learn how to do this by myself." Bada looks down at your fingers, appearing deep in thought.
"No need." You smile brightly, tightening the knot and securing it against Bada's neck, the tie complete. "I can do it for you from now on. I should put my skill to good use."
Bada looks at her reflection, the tie you made is perfectly neat and not too tight—something she often complained to Lusher about. Beside her, you're standing beside her figure in the mirror, looking absolutely beautiful under the low light, and she just can't help herself.
Bada gently grabs you by the waist, moving you so that you're standing right in front of her. You're surprised by her sudden action but don't protest when she leans in and presses her soft lips against yours.
When she pulls away, she mutters a soft, "Thank you."
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how seventeen react to you ignoring them for your dog
requested by @cinnamoroxie : "svt w an s/o that has a super hyper golden doodle.. and svt gets jealous cuz you’re giving more attention to the dog than to him"
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seungcheol
whiny, so so whiny. gets jealous instantly. the moment your dog pads into the room and your eyes are no longer on him, he's demanding your attention back and pouting and looking all sad. is acting like a puppy himself, actually. doesn't even care if your puppy is the cutest thing in the entire world because he's meant to be your cutest puppy.
jeonghan
goes all "hey >:(((" when he sees that you're not paying attention to him, but then he looks behind him to see the dog and he's all "!!! so cute!!!" coos over your dog for like ten minutes but when you end up paying more attention to it rather than him he's all "hey >:(((" again bc yeah your doggo is pretty but he's pretty too???
joshua
your dog doesn't even come over to you, it goes over to joshua. you're not paying attention to what shua says purely because your puppy just looks so comfortable in shua's arms as if he was the one to own your pup. joshua acts like nothing is wrong at all tho, n keeps pouting telling you to look at him while he's talking :(((
junhui
just starts ignoring you in favour of cooing over your dog too. your dog had come in at some point while you'd been together in the living room, but an hour later and the pup has been getting a little wriggly and you've been distracted. so, in return, junhui baby talks to your dog constantly and pretends you don't exist until you're laughing and pouting for him to look at you too
hoshi
he's devastated. heart broken. "you love a dog more than you love me????" begrudgingly admits that your doggo is cute but he's still cute too so why don't you coo over him :(( "okay be honest if i were a tiger and not a person would you still love a dog more? yes??? but i'd be a tiger!!"
wonwoo
you purposefully start ignoring him when your dog walks into the living room, but wonwoo just stays completely silent until you finally look up to look at him. he's just smiling at you, so softly, watching you play with your dog. goes "i never knew you had a dog 😊" so sweetly like he didn't even know you were plotting against him bc he just thinks you're so cute
woozi
sits there twiddling his thumbs when you start ignoring him favour of humouring your hyper puppy, but when you smile and apologise for cutting him off he just grins and asks if he can pet your dog too ^^
minghao
he doesn't mind your dog, in fact he loves your dog, but now you've started ignoring him in favour of petting it and so he's a little upset. and petty, so he ends up regaling your dog with his life stories instead of you, and so now he's the one ignoring you in favour of your dog instead
mingyu
you don't have a dog wym it's just him. he's your dog. nonono you don't own an actual puppy, he's your puppy. your dog scratches against the door whining to be let in and join your conversation and he just goes "what dog :|". doesn't let you use your dog as a jealousy ploy bc he is your dog okay
dokyeom
doesn't even care pls bro is ignoring you first. your mother comes back into the house from walking your dog while he's staying over and he immediately has tunnel vision for the adorable little puppy alone. you don't even exist to him anymore, he's just cooing at the adorable puppy for the rest of the time he's there. promises to come back again very soon. for your dog, that is.
seungkwan
gets offended for all of five seconds when you stop talking when your dog comes into the room but then you show him your dog and he's just absolutely enamoured by the adorable puppy, cooing and asking you a million questions ranging from how old your dog is to whether he's allowed to steal it
vernon
you get distracted when your dog starts whining for your attention and stop listening to him talking but he doesn't even care bc he's just smiling and taking a video of you cooing over your puppy bc he's never seen you baby talk anyone or anything like that before and it's adorable
chan
ends up just playing with your dog with you fr. doesn't even register that you ended up ignoring him bc honestly if he was you then he'd definitely also ignore you to play with such a hyper and adorable puppy. you still try to ignore him to make him jealous but it doesn't work bc your dog ends up loving chan more than u so they're both ignoring you instead
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operation: true love | scaramouche x gn!reader
synopsis. scaramouche is one of the highest ranking students in teyvat high! how is it like having him as a seatmate? notes. scaramouche as eunhyeok. based off ep 23 of operation: true love on webtoon ! i haven't read operation: true love since aug 2022, i only read until ep 10 bc the rest needed fast pass. anyway, i know this scene bc of a tiktok edit, the premise is similar but slightly different! i read webtoon a lot, so dialogue is also referenced from seasons of blossom! not proofread !!
it's math class, and you weren't paying attention. you begin to doze off as the chalk clashes with the board. in an attempt to stay awake, you rip a piece of scratch paper and draw a hashtag with a circle in the center. you write a little note underneath – "let's play."
you pass it to your seatmate, scaramouche, one of the highest ranking students in the school. of course, he had plenty of rivals– albedo, alhaitham, heizou, ayato… they were countless, but being his seatmate, you watch his competitiveness, his need to win.
he takes your note and entertains your request. you thought he'd crumple it up, but you realized that he already knew what the teacher was discussing and didn't care.
you play a few games– 0-10.
you mutter under your breath, "damn it." scaramouche chuckles and returns the scratch paper to you, "y/n. let's not play anymore. you're too bad at this game, it's not fun."
your mouth is agape, offended by his words. you knew he always spoke the truth, and you hated how blunt he was but he was always right.
"alright class, i'll be handing out these papers. answer them in 15 minutes or less." your math teacher raises their voice, not shouting, but only to wake up those who have dozed off.
shit.
your classmates complain about the given time, it's too short, they tell your teacher. "it would be easy if you paid any attention."
shit (the sequel)
you recieve your paper, and in the past minutes all you've written down is your name. you take a glance at scaramouche, well his paper. you watch as he flicks his pen and makes clean, fast strokes. he solves the problems with ease, nearly done with the paper. the tip of his pen is thin and his answer sheet is neat and is organized, the rest of the solving is done mentally.
pretty handwriting.
you look at his hands,
pretty hands.
wait, what?
snap out of it! he’s your seatmate, and exams are up, so i really have to do well– no, scratch that, i have a surprise quiz right now! i know it’s wrong but… maybe i could just take a peek at his answers?
you lean closer to him to look at his paper, since his writing is incredibly thin and long, you can’t see it well, so you squint. it doesn’t help when his left hand covers the other half of his paper, hey– move, i can’t see it! you sigh. eventually, he retreats his left arm and his shoulders tense because of your stare. you were lost in your thoughts, happy now that his arm wasn’t blocking the way, until his left hand grabbed the edge of your chair and pulled you closer.
he turns to you, “can you see it better?” he furrows his brows and sighs. he stares at you, directly into your eyes. “yea- yeah.” you mutter. “good, now write quickly, would you? time’s almost up, and your paper is as blank as your mind.” he goes back to solving his paper.
you couldn’t even get mad at his comment, after all, he’s letting you copy his work. and, you were focused on his strength, how he was able to pull you by the chair with only one hand.
his hands are big, maybe that’s why. haha..
you watch as he passes you a piece of torn paper with a note– “exams are coming up, if you need help, just say so.”
“thanks, you’re pretty.”
he stops writing.
“i mean pretty nice–you’re pretty nice.” his ears turn bright red, you’re pretty… nice too, he thinks.
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The Neighborhood Watch, S3 ep3: Who Is She?
[Summary: Markus hangs out with their sister while Song and Louis head back to the casino only to make a discovery. John meets up with Clara and gets caught up in romance, and we learn new things about Shelby.] (this one feels super long btw! It's very detailed bc im insane over the whole thing Oops) @gr3y-plays-ttrpgs
The rest of the Main Cast approaches Marku's house; they open the door, and it smells like weed and Chinese food. Markus lights some incense for Louis (he Does Not like the smell of weed), and a voice calls out from the hall- Markus introduces the owner of the voice as Analetta, their sister who's going to to school in Japan but stopped by to say hello.
We finally get a description for Analetta: She's very plain-looking, with long straight hair and bangs, neutral clothes, etc- a pink hair clip is the most colorful thing on her.
She greets the Main Cast, shaking hands with the newcomers, but her gaze is stuck on Louis. She swears she's seen him before- he looks so familiar, but she can't remember where she's seen him. Louis is confused because they have met before, and comments it's merely a trick of the trade.
Markus complains about the couple who's doing this week-long tour thing for their bug exhibit, but hey at least they'll get money for it. They thank the rest of the Cast for coming over to meet Analetta; Family should meet friends, and Ana's the only family Markus has got. She's emotional over the fact her sibling has friends, finally.
Markus introduces the Cast to her, and I'm mildly offended on John's behalf that his hair was compared to ramen. Meanwhile, Analetta wonders if Markus has mentioned Shelby before- they deny it. Nope, not at all. They've literally never talked about her what do you mean.
Song and Louis mention they should get back home- they've got, uh, cooking lessons. Analette mentions she'd like to try some of the food they'll make, and the others chime in- Louis is internally panicking because they are not doing any actual cooking tonight, but Song remedies this by saying hey, how about Monday instead? She'd also like to use her new kitchen, since her house finally got rebuilt about the Gnome Incident.
There's a knock at the door- Gerald, the guard sent by Song's father to discreetly watch over her, is at the door asking for a cup of sugar with a very bad attempt at an American accent. Markus gives some to him, shenanigans ensue (i was afk </3, but at one point Louis, detecting Gerald's actual accent, spoke French to the man, and Gerald tried So Hard to pretend he didn't know that language) and Markus ends up slamming the door in his face. Song apologizes about the whole thing; her dad is overprotective. She says she'll talk to her dad about possibly lightening the security around her, since she can take care of herself/she's safe around the rest of the Main Cast.
Analetta mentions she ordered more food, but Song and Louis start to head out. Before the couple leaves, though, they take note of what the others like; Markus, with a cabinet full of instant ramen, lies and says Italian- Louis is hyped over the idea of making pasta from scratch. Song puts $50 somewhere Markus can find it later to pay them back for the sugar (50 bucks?? yo???), and the couple heads off.
Shelby notes that John should be heading to that thing he needed to go to; Does he need a ride? John says he'll be fine walking, and he'll let Shelby knows how it goes- he'll try to be safe! And so he starts the almost-hour-long walk, ruminating over everything that could possibly go wrong with it.
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Shelby heads off to put on some more casual clothes, since she's still all dressed up from the casino- she'll be back in a moment! As she leaves, Analetta is adamant Markus has mentioned her before. She teases Markus about her, while they deny having ever talked about Shelby, until:
["my bugs are very good at getting rid of bodies," Markus states. It's a threat, but in the typical joking manner one has for a sibling. "If you kill me," Analetta responds, "My body will rise up and annoy you forever." "hm nevermind, i don't want that."]
Kyle, the only Doordash guy in town, finally arrives with the food Analetta ordered. Markus gives him a 40$ tip, and assures Kyle they'll be able to eat all of it; some people are coming over anyway.
Shelby returns, no longer in a dress but in a baggy sweatshirt, and she's hyped over the pizza and tacos they've got- there were only alcoholic drinks at the casino. Shelby tries to pay Markus back.
["How much do I owe you for this?" "nothing. you're a friend." "Markus, I can pay you back. I have money." "so do i!"]
Shelby asks how the bug tours are going- horrible, answers Markus. They dislike the fame but they will keep taking people's money. They offer her a joint, and upon her request they go to make brownies instead.
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John's been fidgeting with his hands, and his phone starts to lag a little bit as he gets closer to the casino. Eventually he spots Clara leaving the building. Oh god, here we go.
Clara gives John that white person smile as she approaches (fuck). They have a short conversation, agreeing to go to the coffee shop in town since the casino is a bit... Well, it's a lot. Clara offers to drive to the cafe, leading him to a motorcycle. John is impressed! She tells him she decided to use her first paycheck to buy her dream vehicle, and tosses him a spare helmet.
["You're going to have to hold on," She tells him as he gets on. "To what?" "To me," She says. "So you don't fall off." "...oh!" Carefully, he does so, trying to be gentle with his claws.]
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[The bike pulls into the parking lot of the shop; Grounded In Nature, the cat cafe that's also the only coffee shop in town. "You can let go now, you know." "Ah- sorry."]
As the two of them enter, some of the cats run away from them- John apologizes like it's his fault (it is). They sit down, place their orders, and after talking over each other at first, Clara tries again: It was a blur last time she saw him (she was in the forest??), and then there was a lot going on, she got a new job and didn't know how to contact him, and hadn't seen him in town.
Their drinks are brought over- the only employee had spelled their names wrong. A fluffy white cat, brave to approach them, sits next to Clara.
John apologizes for not seeing or contacting her- he doesn't say how he was nervous she'd see he looked different from last she saw him- and they begin to talk a bit more; Clara jokes about her job, John says he loves to listen to people talk about their interests, etc.
And John swears that the cat near her rolls its eyes, like it's tired of how awkward their chat is, and then it jumps up onto the table and knocks over Clara's drink!!! Hey now! >:-0
John stands up, apologizing like it's his fault the cat did that, grabbing a bunch of napkins for her and being like hey?? are you okay??? She says she's okay, it was iced coffee so it didn't hurt, and she needed to change out of her work uniform anyway. Clara looks like she's struggling to say something else, and her gaze locks onto John's.
[Her eyebrows furrow slightly. "...Have your eyes always been that color?"
He looks away.]
She eventually asks if he and Shelby are dating- he stammers out a refusal, saying that while he cares very much about Shelby, he's not romantically interested in her. He leaves out how important she is to him, worrying that would hurt Clara's feelings.
["Okay, got it." Clara takes a breath, and meets his gaze.
"You know I like you, right?"]
There's about three seconds as John's brain catches up with what she said. There's a bit of war in his head- he's thrilled she likes him, but at the same time... there's no way, right? (Oh, the joys of low self-esteem)
[There's a small smile- a mix of disbelief and joy. "...You like me?"]
Clara apologizes for assuming that he and Shelby were together and for assuming he would know she liked him, and John apologizes for being oblivious, saying that no one's ever been interested in him before like this; he doesn't quite know what to do, but he can try this out.
They exchange numbers, and Clara offers him a ride home.
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Song and Louis enter Lestat's home, and he greets them with a glass of what might be red wine, and a phone to show them all the social media posts people made about them at the casino; it's clear he wants to go there with them. Song and Louis jokingly make fun of Lestat's age and his language about social media apps.
["Lestat," Song asks, "How old are you anyway?" "Old enough," He turns around. "But we're not here to recount tales of the French Revolution."]
They start to get ready, with Song and Louis picking out new suits and dresses for the night.
Song looks out the window, because she hears an engine- and sees John, getting off a bike with a woman! Clara and John hug, and John is made aware of how easy it would be to hurt her in this moment- his small growl is hidden by the engine of her bike.
They pull away, and she drives off with a goodbye. John stands for a moment, reeling, until he sees Sammy and Heath pull up into their driveway- hey, Heath was taken away by the guards, remember? what's up?
So John goes up to greet the couple, asking what happened- Heath tells him that, well, it got loud in the casino, so Sammy had started using ASL to talk to him. The guards thought it was code or something relating to cheating at the casino games, Heath is saying, so they took him away just to look over the security footage. Other than that, they did pretty good at the casino and won some cash, as well as some compensation for the misunderstanding. They decided to go home right after.
John doesn't believe that because I don't, this casino is sketchy as hell, so he rolls to Investigate a Mystery and infers that Sammy seemed to have been in there way longer than it would've taken to just review footage. Suspicious but not knowing where to go from there, he bids them goodnight and heads over to Markus's.
["do you want a joint?" Markus holds one out to him. "No, thank you," John says as he enters. "I'm fine." Weed wouldn't be good for him, given his tendencies. They shrug, turning away. "okay, that's fine. don't eat the brownies, by the way; they've got weed in them." John slowly puts the brownie in his hand back onto the tray.]
The four of them play board games and chat; Analetta shares embarrassing stories about Markus (though she's still confused over how she can't remember the details of them leaving), and Shelby shares some about her and John, mentioning that they met when she hit him with her car.
["How did you manage to do that?" Markus asks. "It was dark!" She said. "I was in a hurry, and he just ran out into the road!"]
John asks why she had been it a hurry that night- this is new to him. It was an unspoken rule between them that they never talked about their pasts, but...
She explains that she's not originally from Greenville; she's from somewhere up East, but she had to get away, so she got in her car and drove as far as she could until she felt it was good enough to stop.
["And then when I hit John, I thought 'Oh, surely this can't get any worse!'"]
John is sympathetic, and Markus offers support. Shelby says she doesn't need to worry about that anymore- and besides, she's got John! He's tough! He jokingly(?) threatens to fight anyone who hurts her, and she lightly punches him in the arm in response.
Markus makes a comment that maybe if they get a divers license, that's how they can get more friends. John responds that maybe Not having one would increase their chances.
Eventually, Markus and Analetta head off to bed, and John and Shelby start their short walk back home.
["That was fun," Shelby said, walking ahead of John, "But I think I'm just gonna head to bed once we get inside." John hummed, a tiny smile at his lips. "So do you want me to tell you the news tomorrow morning, then...?" Shelby spun around to face him. "No no," she said, walking backwards with a grin. "You can't do that- you're telling me now."]
He reminds her of Clara, his old coworker, and that she confessed that she liked him; They might go on a date.
[Shelby pauses from unlocking the door. "That's..." She turns to him. "John, that's great!" "I know, right!"]
The two of them enter the house as John expresses his amazement at this; he never thought that anyone would ever ask him out?? He asks Shelby for advice- because she's gone on dates before, right?
[She winces. "Yeah, uh- I don't really do the whole dating thing anymore. I haven't had much luck with that."]
She suggests the dinner Song and Louis are planning on Monday- unless John wants a private date, something more intimate? But he thinks back to the hug earlier, and says the dinner would be a better idea. He can call them tomorrow and ask if he can bring a plus-one.
Shelby mentions she's going to go to bed. As she gets up from the couch, she puts a hand on his arm. She tells him she's glad he's happy, and heads off to her room.
Markus goes to get water, but the thing is that their window can actually look directly into the window to Shelby's room; They see her close the door and fall onto her bed, sobbing. They pull out their phone and call her. Shelby stops crying to answer it, and they ask if she's okay. She says she'll be fine.
["You know I'm only a phone call away," Markus offers. They watch as she reaches for a plushie and hugs it tight. "...Thanks." She says nothing else.]
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Meanwhile, the Trio (comprising of Louis, Song, and Lestat) heads back to the casino, dressed in fabulous outfits. Lestat had fed earlier, and due to the life running through him he's able to show up in photos for a bit. They enjoy themselves, and are invited up to the second floor of the casino. It's grand, full of upper class ambience and elegant people at the tables- the Trio doesn't recognize anyone, but heads over to play one of the card games. There's a well-dressed man making his way to each group of people, chatting before moving on to then next group. Finally, he reaches these three and introduces himself as Mr. Grant, one of the people who helps run the Vault Casino. They compliment it, saying it's lovely.
Then Mr. Grant leans forward, asking Ms. Song O'Sullivan if he can speak to her privately- her eyes immediately go up to the security cameras (They're not looking at her). Louis gets bad vibes from this question and asks why can't all of them be there? Grant says its of a private and serious manner. Louis continues to object, and the man says it's about their.. extracurricular activities. (monster hunting?)
Song sends her boyfriends a telepathic message, telling them that if she's not back in five minutes they can raze this casino to the ground. They let her go; Louis starts a timer on his phone. Mr Grant leads her to the elevator, and they start to head up to the third floor- that's normally off-limits, isnt it?
A telepathic message from Song: "Third floor."
Two security guards approach Lestat and Louis, asking them to please come with them. Louis objects and Lestat tries to be civil, but the guards are firm. Lestat also has telepathy, as he had used it last season, and he sends Louis a message: He's trying real hard to not tear these guards apart, as he's working on being a better person, so it would be in both their best interests to comply. Besides, they've worked together before, he and Louis- they can fight their way out later if needed.
The vampire and Southern gentleman finally comply, and are lead to the elevator- but unlike Song, they start going down. Basement One.
Louis mentions they must be getting special treatment, then, if they're heading to an off-limits area! The security guards make a comment implying they've been bringing the supernatural folk (though they didn't quite use that phrasing, it was heavily implied) in town down to the basements- just for a little chat, is all.
["Well," said Louis, "If you know of those kinds of folk, then you surely know what me and my partner here are capable of?"]
Meanwhile, Song is on the third floor.
It's dark, with the only light source coming from below them; It's built almost like a balcony, with railings and windows that reveal the lower levels of the casino and everyone milling down below. The ceilings must be two-way mirrors.
There's a flick of a lighter from the far side of the room, and a dim glow as a cigarette is lit up. The lamps follow its lead, turning on and lighting up the place. There's a woman on the far end, holding a long cigarette holder. She's got the beauty of an old movie star, with an elegant red dress, a feathered boa, and long black gloves.
"What's wrong, darling?" She asks Song. Their eyes are the same color; a deep blood red.
"...No hug for your mother?"
Notes/Commentary:
SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS SESSION?? I LOVE IT HERE Also cheer for me, this one was almost entirely off memory. I'm so cool lmao
Why doesn't Analetta remember Louis? The way the DM played it seemed to be supernatural in nature... is it because Louis made a deal with the Devil? or is there something else to it?
Sorry, listen, i know i bring it up every time but Song's house getting blown up by gnomes is so wild to me. I love how that's a canonical thing.
Song with the sugar, pretty much:
"Would Shelby smoke weed?" "So fun fact I keep a list of everything we've ever learned about Shelby because I'm Normal about her-"
Shut up i lost it when Kyle finally showed up. He's only been mentioned and never shown, I feel like i met a celebrity /hj
I started YELLING at the white person smile comment i'm !!!!! OUGH i Knew it wouldve been awkward!!!
Those cats are so sentient. I'm calling it. Also do you think Jewel the employee mispells the customer names so they won't be taken by the fae who runs the cafe?? oh shit what if the cats were people-
During the cafe scene Markus's player sent a message in the chat like "Two autistic people flirting. beautiful <3"
I was so in-character!! /pos Not me going into my pockets like i had a flip phone in there aughgh
John never saying he liked Clara back!!! Only that he would like to try out dating!! bc thats what people do!!!! aaaa!!!!
There's some memory manipulation going on in that casino.
John and the hug was wild bc?? The dm was over here describing how she was small and I was all "well. might as well roll for hunger" and you would Not believe how badly I fucked that up lmao. I was going to spend a luck point; since the dm wasn't expecting me to roll for his hunger, though, he let me off the hook. Thanks DM <3
The "markus getting a car to make friends joke" was originally an ooc bit from earlier and then we just??? Acted it out? Love it here
SHUT THE UFKC UP IM GOING TO THROW MY CHAIR. ROOMMATE DUO ALWAYS HAD ANSGT POTENTIAL AND NOW ITS WORSE.
SHE LIKES HIM???? IM IN A LOVE TRIANGLE-
And Louis's player called it too!!! Like right before the scene that revealed Shelby likes John!!! Aaa!!! [Head in hands]
Also sorry that was Such a shock to me. I genuinely thought she was a lesbian
SONG'S MOTHER!?!?!?
That's why Greyson was doing this job thats why he said it was personal!! THATS HIS WIFE RUNNING THE PLACE!!! I thought she was dead!!!!!
We IMMEDIATELY ran to make theories about Song's mom: is she a demon? Is Song a pact child?? What if her mom's a dragon! Song has a fang earring doesn't she? Is the fact her mom's supernatural why she's so good at magic? What's her mother doing gathering all the supernatural folk anyway? Shaking my computer I WANT ASNWERS /lh
Hey. Hey DM. Is Emmett the AI man okay?? Why did you bring up the fact we havent heard from him in a while in the same breath as mentioning the casino's effect on our phones. SIR??? IS HE OKAY???
#eric finally speaks#motw campaign#john doe#the neighborhood watch#the neighborhood watch recap#monster of the week
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Prompt for Dammit Hedgi Day: Paradox Pack circus AU, with or without powers (yes this is bc I rec'd you The Circus Infinite)
Outside of set up or tear down, Clubs never set foot on stage. From the moment he'd turned up, dripping from the rain outside Jenna "The Nightingale" Clarke's trailer, that much was clear. He'd be up with the sunrise, loading or unloading whatever needed to be moved, but by the time crowds started to gather, he'd find some task to do well out of sight.
It worked out well enough. The Paradox Pack was a small enough crew, reusing what it had to to fill out the stage and the time. With Sungdog's dazzling light show juxtaposed as a bookend against Darkling's sleights of hand (and body), they only needed a few other acts. Butterfly's ribbon acrobatics and dancing was always as much a showstopper as Dynamo's lightning juggling or Nightingale's trapeze and aerial silks act. They all pitched in for smaller things between the big acts. It kept the lights on, both in the trailers and on the stage.
They never asked who he was hiding from, but it was clear he was hiding. It was nothing new to any of them.
He could always run.
It was Nightingale who coaxed him backstage, one night of the performances. "Just to watch," she said. "Get some ideas for if you ever want to try something."
"I could get you a mask," Butterfly said. Her sister took care of all the costumes, from Darkling's black cloak to the dazzling blue leotard Nightingale wore, perfectly matched to her silks, or the blue shapes she made with light to glimmer alongside her. When they dropped by Halcyon City, adjustments were made, and the rest of the time Butterfly made sure everything was in shape for the show. "Or Dynamo could do something with the lighting so no one could see your face..."
"Thanks, Clubs said, nervously checking that his blond hair curled behind his ear. Dynamo's gift with electricity lent itself well to making the stage appear different for every act, with nothing more than some cheaply painted backdrops and a couple of color filters. "I'd rather just... watch, for now."
He did love what he saw, even just when he watched the practices. There was real beauty in the way they used their abilities, elegant and composed. He'd said as much, and nearly offended Butterfly, the lone powerless member of the pack. He stammered out that he didn't mean just their powers, but their skills and their joy in using them, and they'd gone back to watching Sundog fill the stage with a miniature star, bursting it into a fanfare of fireworks. Butterfly had left him standing at the curtain to make her own entrance amidst the glitter.
He didn't tell her that she was the one he was most jealous of.
November nights were cold in Halcyon. The patchy frost on the rooftops had been expected, normal, even if it clearly put Nightingale on edge.
"After this show, we'll head south again," Dynamo promised, to Clubs's very obvious relief, and fainter relief from Nightingale and Darkling. Butterfly had flashed a thumbs up, promising to work things out with her sister for the newest costumes. The Show had gone on.
In the middle of one of Nightingale's acts, singing from a high platform with blue light trailing behind her like wings, someone without a ticket burst in, a hunter who'd finally caught up to prey.
Ice spread from the supervillain Shiver's hands, down the aisle and through the audience to the stage. From where he stood in the wings, Clubs could see the way the platform, which already swayed, trembled as frost weakened the rivets. Clubs could see the way the woman's stare froze Nightingale on her perch.
He could see that she would fall.
He could run. He had before. He could now.
There were too many people in the audience to hide from them all, but in the moment that the platform gave way, none of that mattered. He ran.
And jumped.
And caught her.
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This is totally a rant post bcs I don't have a sane voice of reason in my life that I can go to for advice :) this is just me having strange "friends"
So yeah, if u didn't know I just graduated hs and yeah, teenagers can be pretty crazy. Most of these freinds I've had since young or early high school and they've been my "close freinds" the past couple of years. Ofc my fam loves them and all hence why I don't feel comfortable talking abt this to them, bcs they'll say I'm overreacting, which maybe I'm am 💀 I just can't take much more of this.
Anyways, it's not that I don't get a long with them, it's just I never rlly had much in common with them. Over the summer they all really want to go to concerts, festivals, ect ect together. I was on the fence abt these things bcs I often have anxiety attacks in crowded places, but I decided that maybe I'd go to one or something. Yeah no, for the concert they were trying to get me to go to it was abt 200 buck and I wasn't abt to pay that much just to have a miserable time. Ofc they were upset abt it but I felt embarrassed and didn't want to explain that I didn't want to go bcs of anxiety (which was on me tbh) but this is only one example but it rlly made me think that it's just not worth it to hang out with them?
I also got added to a snap group, with them in it and they were sending a bunch of vids hanging out. I wasn't rlly offended that I wasn't invited since it happens a lot, but I wasn't exactly happy to be spammed of notifs from them. Maybe this is just me but I don't rlly care to added to chats just to have to watch you all hang out without me? There was other girl in the chat that wasn't with them which makes me feel like it's less wierd, but?? Idk. It's complelty fine that they are, cus like I said, they like to go out and do stuff and it's not really my thing.
All in all I just,,,rlly don't like hanging out with them 💀 half the time it's not rlly fun and I end up going home with anxiety. I've tried to share some of my interests and it rlly hasn't gone over well haha. I introduced them to RE 8 on Halloween since they wanted to play a scary game. One of the girls said it was lame compared to the other game I showed them a differnt time (little nightmares 2 lamo) and they were on thier phones chatting ect for the rest of the night. Which I complelty understand that video games aren't for everyone and in no world do they have to enjoy it, but it still kinda hurt my feelings listening to her make fun of a game I rlly like and then them compellty do thier own thing (I had a blast tho I just played while they talked or whatever lmao). My one super nice freind tho said we should get together a differnt time and she genuinely seemd a bit interested but fjdjjsjs idk.
I do get a bit tired of being the "afterthought friend" but at this point I don't rlly care. I'm going to be heading off to college soon and I honestly don't want to keep in contact with them. They're have been a lot of other things like one of them not having respect for other people's time and stuff but that's a whole different topic.
By no extent are they toxic or anything, we just don't rlly get a long that we'll, ya know. I guess I'm just wondering if I'm being too quick abt wanting to distance myself from them?? Idk man
#twili speaketh nonsense#rant#me not making sence for 2k#dont read all this lmao#I just dont know how to human#tldr
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hiii omg so it's me again idk if this will go through but
it's been a long time bc tumblrs a cunt (sorry) and they haven't fixed your account but i will NOT let that stop me. so i love little women (i would make this ask about tbosas but i haven't watched it yet unfortunately) to the point i have that ending jo and laurie scene memorised
so my question is what are your thoughts about amy and laurie? i know some people love them together and it's totally okay if you like them together as well this is just my opinion and I'm sorry if it offends you but i liked jo and laurie better. im sorry but amys character always annoyed me so much the fact that she burnt something that belonged to jo out of petty entitlement and rage just makes me want to kill her (sorry im a bit too passionate) and idk im not a fan of amy
but i want to know YOUR opinion so if you do get this, what's your opinion on laurie and amy? which one do you think is better: jo and laurie or amy and laurie
baiiii <33
OH MY GOD LUCYY HII. (no don't be sorry, they ARE lmao).
i haven't watched tbosas too to be honest, so can't give you my opinion on that either! but greta's little women??? oh my god yes THAT i can do. (also the part about having the jo and laurie scene memorized is soo real. i have that, the attic scene, and the "marriage is an economic proposition" speech ingrained in my brain, this entire movie is just!!).
but anyways, loved reading your thoughts about this!! this film is always soo much fun to discuss, so here are my thoughts :D
okay so, jo and laurie. i definitely get why you and lots lots of other prefer jo and laurie because i think this entire thing they have together is soo reminiscent of things like, i don't know childhood innocence and naivety and everything that comes with it (at least that's how i see them?).
the fact that they became such such close friends since they met at 15 and then just had this adorable friendship is just <3 and not to mention all the small things (like the ring and dancing in the hallways for me) and how laurie was SO obviously head over heels for her since the beginning. there was so much sweet history between these two and soo much more build up that it's so SAD to see it all disappear and see them have this slight bittersweet relationship once they got older, once that child in each of them were forced to grow up and adjust to the rest of the world.
i love them so soo much too!!! their friendship is an entire world of itself, but i don't think i prefer them romantically. just because jo didn't feel the same about it all :/ and i really really like the implication that she never did end up marrying anyone (that fredrick was just an additional character so her book could get published), just like what the author had wanted for her.
(it's just that i think freedom and writing had always been the things she treasured, and i'm not saying she can't have both that and romance in her life, but i think she already felt that the love her family had given her was enough that romance was unnecessary. and her "but i'm so lonely" speech in the attic and how desperate she was for companionship followed by how happy she ended up being with her sisters and her parents and a lively school to take care of and on top of that, having her book published is just so <3 to me.)
as for amy and laurie, i personally don't mind them. i think they're cute, and i really like how we got to see how much they gradually grew as individuals through their interactions, from when they met again in europe to when laurie asked her not to marry fred. especially amy. i do think that their relationship got way too little screen time that the entire thing just felt a little.. half baked? (for lack of a better word lmaoo). and totally get why it feels like laurie just "settled down" with amy and second her to jo because of how fast things were suddenly changing.
actually, to be honest, i don't like laurie that much 😭 sincerest apologies if you do haha, but the more i think about it all, the more i feel this off-putting feeling about him IM SORRY 😭
amy though?? i totally get why she irked you and lots of other people (and yeah i agree especially for that burning jo's book thing because oh my god!! i was crying when i accidently deleted my bad wowp fanfic when i was thirteen and mourned the loss of it so bad, i can't imagine having your entire BOOK being burned esp by your sister. jo handled it better than i would honestly).
but i honestly LOVE to see how she had grown over the years. there's just something about seeing her turning from the jealous and angry child she was to someone who ended up taking it for the team and was on her way to marry a man she didn't love just for her family. and she absolutely killed it with those speeches. the entire "marriage is an economic proposition" scene is SO. and how she didn't take laurie as he was and let herself be his last resort? i think that's queen shit (to say the least).
I ENDED UP RANTING AGAIN IM SORRY 😭
and all this to say that maybe i'm not sure who i actually like better..... i LOVE jo and laurie's friendship, but maybe not as a romantic pairing. anddd i think amy and laurie is cute to me that's allllll
ANYWAYS THANK YOU FOR THIS LUCYYY. sorryy for the rant, I LOVE YOUUU AND I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A WONDERFUL DAY 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
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hey daisy as a another sangyeon ult & a korean woman i wanted to give u more context to why sk women r so mad abt the bj thing. its not that we’re upset he made a sex joke or that his humor was vulgar/dark/etc, its the specific word he used for bj. it’s not a common word & is rly only learned from watching corn. thats the issue, bc specifically asian corn is almost always misogynistic & objectifying, & when a sk man uses that word it’s insensitive bc of it’s context involving objectification.
(this is not to say that watching corn or saying the word makes sangyeon a misogynist, i dont agree with those ppl accusing him of blatantly being one at all. one mistake doesn’t define a person)
i dont condone all the extreme misinformation n hate twds sangyeon n the rest of tbz but i just wanted to clarify. as a sk woman before a deobi i cant defend him for using that word, but i will recognize that he made a mistake. and that’s okay, we r all human that makes mistakes, but i hope instead of completely defending him & saying he did nothing wrong, as deobis that care about him we should hold him accountable & let him learn to be a better person by letting him know his word choice was hurtful.
even if he didnt say the word, the bottom line is that things are unclear, women r hurt, n even us (k)deobis r looking for a statement &/or apology n we shouldn’t invalidate the women who r upset 🤍
first off, I apologize if how I came off sounded like I didn't care about the deeper meaning of the word and how it affects sk women!! I totally understand the context and ofc as to why people (esp the sk women) would be offended
I guess I'm really more of pissed off at those who were spreading the info so quick without stopping to think first or those who immediately say "where did he learn this from" as if he's a child (if that makes sense?)
that's really what made me bothered the most that I guess there is some kind of double standard with idols for some fans (not all), like they demand for shirtless pics but when the idol is seen with a vape or says a cuss word they get angry - that will never make sense to me
For this scenario with sangyeon, this is a special case ofc since the word that was supposedly said had a deeper meaning than just the simple phrase, I totally agree that IST should've at least cleared our what was happening instead of just deleting since at the end of the day, a lot of the things that get recorded and posted are the company's doing.
Again, thank you for the context! I'm not mad or pissed off at all with the backlash towards the word, but more of the fans / non-fans who were quick to judge and who were hypocritical about it (again, had it been a different word)
#this was not supposed to be long omg sorry!#but again thank you for messaging I really appreciate it#esp messaging properly and not just attacking!
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Double standard regarding toxic girlfriends
I was up thinking about my friend, trying to sleep. i was thinking about him and his girlfriend, who i really don't like.
i think they've dated for about three months. at first i didnt care about her, so it was fine. but then she did this thing. she minimized his feelings and the reason for them. she laughed at his distress, he called her out like "hey, you're my girlfriend, you should comfort me" and in that moment as much he called her a bad person, not really a heavy insult. so she called him VIOLENT and that she "couldn't be with someone violent so she needs time" (they made up in like 2 days after).
so yeah, ever since then i don't like her at all. but at all times i've kept my respect.
that week we had an upcoming hangout, and he asked if we minded her going, i said yes and the rest of the group didn't mind, but i think he thought my response was a joke, cause he brought her anyway. and i wanted to talk with him that day, in person, but i couldn't bc she was there.
and i can't text him cause they're together all the time, like almost everyday, if not every. and she's in both our groupchats, too. and a lot of times i thought it was him talking and it ended up being her "forgetting" to clarify it was her from his phone, even though she was in the same chat.
that's obviously controlling behaviour, but nobody batted an eye because of double standards.
and i care about him, a lot. im still yet to find out what the fuck happened, cause i dont even know how they made up.
i cant just forgive something like that. how bad she made him feel, and he forgives her cause he loves her.
i know it's hard.
so, we are gonna meet up this weekend. a friend casually asked if she was going too. i asked why would she if we didnt invite her. later i asked when we were gonna do something just among friends. just that. and she saw the texts and apparently got offended, my friend got mad at me and said that what i said "wasn't cool" and that i cant just say that knowing she's gonna see it and left the gc.
like bitch? why is she even there lmao? nobody invited her, just you. girl if you dont wanna see this, gladly leave. you wanted control your bf so bad well there you go hun.
bear me, it is past midnight.
and when i saw what happened i had just grabbed my phone to send some silly texts saying i can't sleep. and i was thinking, worried, about him. and he got mad at me?
i know being in love (or hormones) make people dumb, but it is just so frustrating.
and i still can't speak with him cause well, the phone situation is the same. oh, and he said he wan't going because "if we're gonna treat her like that, don't invite me" dude?
all i can think of is making a phone call when he gets off work. anyway dont really wanna talk to him now since he's probably angry still so he won't listen to me like this. and also he's probably cradling his gf rn.
and i feel worse now. im scared. the only time a friend got angry at me she abandoned me. im scared it will happen again. im scared i fucked it up again for caring too much, for watching out for those who i love.
god, and my friends apparently like her ??? even after what she did to him, god. how can they be so naive? if it were viceversa, if i had a boyfriend and he did that to me they would be all over me telling me he's toxic and that i should break up with him.
i feel so bad. i cant believe he's mad at me. fuck.
hope he listens to me.
hope he comes to his senses, please.
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ep 25 (pt 3): MOM HOLY FUCK
I didn't want to screencap every single thing jyl said during her epic takedown, but I couldn't help myself. I think I missed like, three lines. but it was so thrilling I was back and rewatched the entire scene again. after episodes of watching wwx be disrespected, and knowing his history with myu, and knowing later how important being publicly supported is to him, this scene...wow. take it away, queen
IT BEGINS
oh and there's sect leader yao nosing in to give HIS unwanted opinion. look at her face lmao. and does he only have one set of robes? is he wearing the same thing to the night hunt as to the victory banquet? wow, embarassing. anyway, back to jyl murdering jzx in broad daylight
HE DID!!! AND IT WAS HARD!!
cut to wwx, clearly deeply impacted by this affirmation of their bond
RESPECT MY BROTHER OR SO HELP ME
HE'S WITH US!!! WE'RE HIS FAMILY AND HIS HOME!! AND IF YOU'RE RUDE TIO HIM YOU OFFEND ME AND ALL OF THE JIANGS!!!
and fuck, isn't this kind of acceptance and belonging something wwx has wanted for so long? isn't this one of the things that hurt him so badly to lose, and something he craves when he comes back? having a home, a community, belonging somewhere, having people ready to stick up for him and affirm their connection with each other in no uncertain terms. in the face of cruelty and disrespect, given the ife he's lives, of course that means a lot to him. it means everything, especially now
and madam jin still trying to keep this quiet, be a good girl and move along miss jiang, let the men go about their business and don't interfere. and jyl says absolutely not, this is important to me and I care about my brother and I will have an apology
this isn't something jc could have done for him, for many reasons, and it's one of the reasons that their relationship just doesn't have the same affection or stability as jyl and wwx's does, or lwj and wwx's does postcanon. in fact, I'd argue that jyl and wwx have a much stronger (and definitely healthier and more mutual loving) relationship than jc and wwx. because…idk, jyl was able to love wwx absolutely unconditionally, she wasn't hampered as much by a terrifying mother, a negligent father, and the pressures of leading the sect, and she never let her insecurities or her pain spill over into physical or even emotional attacks. she never made her problems wwx's problems, and she never blamed him for existing and being more liked/more skilled than she was. he definitely wasn't honest with her about everything,' but he was able to be more open and vulnerable with her than he could have been with jc. I can't imagine wwx going to jc to ask tearfully if LP was his fault…and jc would probably say it was. after all, he tried to strangle him about it and holds it over his head DECADES later. I wish jyl had the been the one to survive but ig that would have been a significantly less fraught story
I just think being safe around someone and being able to express your fear and pain and vulnerability is a really important part of having any kind of functional and healthy relationship, and it's really sad that circumstance and personality made that impossible for jc and wwx
omg poor jgy comes in like :) what's wrong, honored guests? and madam jin is such a bitch to him!
THIS WASN'T HIS FAULT. he has committed many crimes but he wasn't to blame for ANY of this. and how could he tell what was going on immediately by coming in? it was a really specific set of events that just went down involving people whose interpersonal dynamics he probably barely knows
you know you're acting like a real piece of shit when sect leader yao has to tell you to calm down
wwx and jyl are not seen as siblings by the rest of the cultivation world, probably because jfm never formally adopted him. (WHY???? bc of myu??), regardless jyl stands firm even in the face of accusations that he's dangerous and will bring trouble. something her mother always said, too. but jyl loves her little brother and she's not about to abandon him like everyone else. and she doesn't not even at the very end, she loved him so much she sacrificed her LIFE for him god I feel ill
a lot of conversation around whether jc and wwx see each other as brothers, which is probably not the case in the book based on some meta posts I've read about it. it's a little hazier here but I def see them as brothers and I'm still really skeeved out by ppl who ship them. there's way too much gray area and oh yeah, they have the same sister
back to jzx being a complete loser. madam jin trying to ger jyl to come along and her deferring politely until madam jin snaps at her son and he YELLS THIS in front of a massive crowd of sect leaders and disciples and then he runs away in shame I'm DYING god he's so fucking funny
and this scene! wwx is so polite to madam jin and she just ignores him! I refuse to believed jyl would have married jzx if he was still shitty to her brother (and/or homophobic) but there is no saving the rest of his family. girl why'd you marry in 😭
but I read a fic once (the simplest step forward or whatever the shit it was called) where jzx was this drunken, crass, homophobic lout and I was DYING because even if jyl had married a guy who was aggressively homophobic to her brother (she wouldn't) THAT'S STILL NOT HIS PERSONALITY AT ALLLL he's an awkward and well-meaning rich kid who extended genuine kindness to his illegitimate half-brother, uses formality to cover his true feelings, personally dug a lotus pond so the girl he liked would be less homesick if they got married, and died trying to prevent his cousin and future brother-in-law from killing each other. he had a shitty phase as a teenager but he's a good dude as an adult! and he does have dad energy, I agree with that one post
uh oh! wwx removing jc's hand from his arm! hopefully this isn't a heavily symbolic gesture the last time they truly see each other as allies
jc getting SO mad here because his pride is injured...wwx being so good at things is never something he'll be able to swallow easily, but he's letting his feelings get in the way of the fact that this makes the jiang clan stronger and if he supports and embraces wwx's abilities...idk, maybe nothing would have changed. but jgy did have a point all those years later. if wwx had stayed with the jiangs, perhaps the jins would invent an excuse to attack. I don't have a ton of faith in the nies and lans to go against them. regardless, he could have responded to this better. those anger issues...
#I thought we only had one scene left but I had to make a whole other post#it was actually two scenes and the first one deserved so much attention#cql re-rewatch
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Ok… dbf!Thomas thought. You wanted a tattoo but Brendan’s always told you no. So you try to convince Thomas to talk to your dad (and maybe even try to get Thomas to take you to go get one).
(Or do you go get one and then need Thomas’ help hiding it/explaining it to your dad?)
not canon bc i dont think she'd ever want to get a tattoo but this what could happen if she needed thomas' help convincing bren. also, he's kinda nice in this. weird, ik
"bren, she's an adult," thomas reminded. "she can get it even if you don't want her to, you're lucky she's asking for permission in the first place."
your dad rolled his eyes, crossing his arms to copy thomas' stance. "i don't care."
you sighed tiredly with your chin resting in your palm, wondering when this would end. you'd told thomas a couple days ago that you were planning on getting a small tattoo near your wrist. the appointment had already been booked too, and you hadn't planned on telling your dad.
it was thomas who insisted that you tell him, scared you'd get into an insane amount of trouble after finding out you went behind his back and made such a big decision. you knew this probably wouldn't end well which is why you told thomas that he had to tell him, not you—which thomas found odd, because he was your dad, but he didn't question it.
"it's literally just a small one, isn't it, y/n?" thomas looked at you.
"yeah, it's just like, a little flower," you told them quietly.
"see!" he exclaimed. "it's nothing big, nothing too crazy. i mean, c'mon, i have like a thousand tattoos."
"and that's exactly why i dont want her to have any," brendan glared.
"excuse me?" he asked offended, putting a hand over his heart. "what's that supposed to mean?"
you held back a laugh, watching as they continued to bicker. after a couple more jabs at each other's egos, your dad finally had enough.
"i don't want her to have any tattoos, thom. that's it, i don't want to talk about this anymore," brendan tried ending the argument.
"no, we're not done here," thomas continued. "she's going to go do it no matter what you say. so just say yes and we'll be done here, she just wants your approval."
"well, she won't ever have it so that's asking for a lot."
thomas groaned, throwing his head back. "god, i wanna punch you so hard right now."
as much as brendan didn't want to admit it, thomas was actually right. he appreciated that you had the guts to ask him even though he always told you no, but unlike thomas, he knew that you wouldn't get that tattoo anymore, not if he says no after this ordeal.
he hated to admit that he was willing to let you do something so big, especially because it was his best friend that convinced him. thomas does have a ton of tattoos and yes, he turned out fine, not that he thought tattoos would make anyone go astray. he thought it would play a big role in your maturity, however, he thought you were old enough to handle it now.
"okay, fine," he gave in, causing your eyes to spark.
thomas grinned and you quickly stood up from your seat, almost knocing the stool over with your speed.
"hey, slow down. i have some conditions," he spoke slowly.
"anything," thomas agreed, urging him to go on.
"you show me the design before you get it done. if i like it, you're in the clear."
"done, easy," you said immediately, nodding your head.
"and thomas has to go with you to the appointment, okay? you're not going alone, no arguments on this one."
that's it? you thought to yourself. if only he knew.
"done," thomas replied a bit too quickly. brendan raised an eyebrow, causing him to sputter.
"i-i'm always free. you know unlike you with.. with hunter and stuff so, whenever it is," he chuckled nervously. "i can take her."
"thank you, dad!" you exclaimed happily, wrapping brendan into a tight hug.
he let out a breath, running a hand up and down your back as he kissed the top of your head. he didn't want to think about it but he really liked the feeling of having you in his arms, something he wished he'd had more often.
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💚| here is a oneshot of u and hisoka lol😭 this has been in the drafts forever bc all i have been writing is requests💔 btw, if u have requested before, you are not top priority!
If only you'd been watching your baby brother more carefully.
Ever since you'd been orphaned after a murderous gang of criminals took your family less than a year ago, your life was in shambles. Unable to employ yourself due to the fact that you'd been born in Meteor City and essentially didn't exist, you'd turned to a life of crime- mostly stealing, although you'd gotten rather good at it in the short time since you'd had to begin. You knew how never to get caught, how to steal properly, and how to sell your better items for money on the black market. It was only through this that you'd managed to get by and provide for you and your one-year old brother, who you cared for deeply as you two had been the sole escapees after your family's murder. You'd decided he would be the one thing you guarded with your life, and you wouldn't hesitate to abandon anything you'd acquired if he was in danger.
You'd only turned your head for a second, scoping out the area around you as you routinely did due to the heavy bounty on your head. But in that time, your brother had managed to waddle away from you. Now he was in the arms of a strange-looking but menacing man who seemed to take the appearance of a clown- face paint on his cheeks and his hair a blend of violet and magenta. You could see why your brother had gone to him- his eccentric and colorful look would attract any baby. But his playful style strongly contrasted with the ominous aura surrounding him- it was so crippling that the only thought you had was to get him and leave.
You stood a short distance from the stranger and your brother, waiting for the man to react. Would he hurt your brother? Would he help him? All you could do was wait and see- while you desperately wanted to retrieve your brother, you knew if this man had hostile intentions with the baby, your attempts to stop it would be meaningless- and probably end up getting both you and your brother killed. So, jaw clenched, you waited.
Finally, the man glanced up, cradling the baby in his arms. He seemed disdainful at first, a bored expression on his face. But when he caught a glimpse of you, standing across from him with such a stony expression, he couldn't help the smirk that spread across his lips.
"Well," he drawled, voice slow but dangerous, "I didn't see you there."
You said nothing, only staring at him expressionlessly, a dark glint in the man's thin golden eyes. You didn't really want to talk to this man- you were hoping he would take the hint, give you your brother, and go.
"Don't look so vexed, my dear." He chuckled lightly before turning his attention to the baby, running a sharp fingernail along his plump cheek. Your brother responded with grabbing the man's slender finger to observe his clawlike nails, to which he laughed again. You cringed at the pet name, keeping your focus on your brother and making sure he didn't do anything reckless.
"Is the child yours?" the man questioned, not looking at you as the baby continued to hold his finger, a four-toothed smile on the child's face.
Your eyes narrowed. "Define 'mine.'"
"Did you birth the child yourself, is what I mean," the man clarified, the coy smile still resting on his lips. You grit your teeth before replying, "No. The baby's my brother."
"Is he?"
"What does that have to do with anything?" you demanded, eyes narrowing. You were sick of playing along with whoever this man was- all you wanted was your brother back, and you did not feel like tussling with this stranger to get what you wanted.
"Okay, let me ask you this- are you a federal?"
Hisoka actually seemed offended, reeling as the baby in his arms reached up to play with his bright pink and purple hair. "Heavens, no."
"Alright, then if that isn't the case- then I have no business with you. I don't even know who you are."
"Oh, dear, how rude of me!" the man exclaimed abruptly, acting shocked. "My name is Hisoka, my dear. Would you be so kind as to tell me your own name now that I've shared mine?"
"You don't need to know that," you snapped. "I don't plan on seeing you again after today. Now, if you'll just give me my brother back, I'll be on my way." You said this through gritted teeth, your patience thinning.
Hisoka stared at you, a hurt expression on his colorful face. "Oh... well, that hurts my feelings. I only want to get to know you, darling."
"Look, will you just give me my brother back?" you demanded, and you began to advance on Hisoka- but were abruptly pushed back by an unseen force. Toppling over on your back, you lifted your head off of the ground, searching for what had knocked you over. It was then you noticed Hisoka still standing- and you instantly knew what had pushed you back- his aura.
You were no stranger to Nen despite not using it very much yourself- people had attempted to use it many times on you whenever you got away with something valuable. However, you were very experienced at avoiding others' Nen attacks- so you were rather shocked when Hisoka's defense caught you so obviously off guard.
"I'm afraid I can't do that, dear," Hisoka called, not that much further away from you- but now you knew you couldn't make any moves or you'd just be repelled by the aura surrounding him.
"Why not? There's nothing you should want with me, and especially not my baby brother," you snarled, scrambling back up and planting your feet in your place. "Let him go. He's only a baby. I repeat- we have nothing at all to do with you, nor are we interested in having anything to do with you."
"You've made that abundantly clear, darling, no need to repeat yourself."
"Will you stop calling me by pet names?!"
"I don't have a real name for you, do I? I don't really have much of a choice."
Your jaw clenched and you glared furiously at the ground. What now? You certainly didn't need this creep calling you "darling" anymore, but there was no way you were going to give Hisoka your actual name. So, you'd settle for a fake.
"My name is Michelle," you replied huffily, the name being the first to come to your head. That had been your mother's name- you didn't know why you'd used it just now.
Hisoka's grin spread wider. "You're lying."
Of course. He'd seen right through it. Well, that was fine- you still weren't going to give him your actual name. He could call you whatever he wanted.
Keeping your visage calm, you sent him an odd look. "If you say so."
Really, you wanted nothing more but to dropkick this guy, get your brother, and be on your way. But the difference in strength was quite appalling, and you knew that would be a futile effort. You'd get your ass kicked, Hisoka would actually kidnap your brother, and you'd never see either of them again. And Hisoka didn't seem like the type to want to keep a baby.
"I'll tell you one more time, and that's it," you finally asserted, but the threat was empty. There was nothing you could do to this man and you both knew it. "Give my brother to me."
Hisoka ran his claws through the baby's hair, and your brother made a babbling noise and reached up to take one of the clown's fingers again. You wished your brother would stop moving so much.
"Mm... I'll return the baby," Hisoka finally drawled, and your face brightened slightly. But you would have been a fool if you hadn't already suspected there would be a catch.
"But?"
"But- only if you come join me at my hotel for a while."
"What?"
"Oh, you heard me," Hisoka replied dismissively, shrugging his shoulders to lift the baby up some. "I really find you quite fascinating- and I would enjoy if we were to spend a bit more time together. Just a few days, darling."
You bristled at this statement, lips curling in disgust. "There's no reason you can't spend time with me outside of a fucking hotel."
"Ah, there it is..." Hisoka smiled slowly, and it felt like his sharp gaze hyper fixated on you suddenly. "The look I've come to adore in such a short time."
Your teeth clenched, and the urge to punch Hisoka in the throat became harder and harder to resist. But as you looked at your brother, happily babbling in Hisoka's arms and tugging slightly on his earrings, you decided it wasn't worth the risk.
Finally, you sighed resignedly. "Give me the baby."
Hisoka's brow lifted in cautious pleasure. "So... does that mean you'll stay with me for a bit?"
"Fine. Just give me the baby first."
Hisoka didn't move.
"Something wrong?"
Suddenly, Hisoka laughed. "Oh, dear, did you really expect me to give you the baby before you came with me to my hotel? I couldn't have just let you run off without giving me what I want."
Damn. You grit your teeth, eyes darting from your brother to Hisoka.
Without warning, Hisoka began to walk away in long strides, the baby still in his possession.
Watching them go for a second or two, you took a deep breath to calm yourself. "Goddamn it," you muttered under your breath before darting ahead to catch up to the magician and your brother.
Hisoka looked down at you as you came up beside him. "Ah- so glad you've decided to join us," he praised cheerfully, like he wasn't actively kidnapping your brother. You shot him the most beseeching glare you could muster, to which Hisoka responded with a broad smile.
"Well- this should be fun, hm?"
#reader x hisoka#hisoka x reader#hisoka x reader smut#hisoka morow x reader#hisoka morow x reader smut#reader x hisoka morow#hisoka#hisoka morow#hisoka headcanons#hisoka morow headcanons#hxh memes#hxh headcanons#hisoka morow smut
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sick headcanons!
anon request: i love your writing smmm !! 🥺 can i request mha sick hcs where they take care of the reader when they don’t feel well 🥺 you choose who !! <3333
a/n: sorry it took so long <//3
pairings: Kaminari, Kirishima, Tokoyami and Monoma x sick,g/n!reader
warnings: none rlly, mention of throwing up in monoma, slight manga spoilers
can be seen platonically and romantically <3
kaminari:
Tbh i think he’d be quite Useless
Just rlly panicky n stuff bc what the fuck does one do with a sick person???
*walks into your dorm* “hey y-n wanna- WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOK TERRIBLE”
*you in a blanket and not having enough energy to be offended* “i think i’m dying” “y/n WHAT”
He’d try his best regardless tho
He goes to sato and helps with doing something soothing and welcoming
On his way back to your dorm he passes aizawa and tells him you’re sick in THE worst way
“Oh yeah Aizawa-sensei, y/n is dying-” “THEY’RE WHAT”
Kami would definitely storm into the room with him and be just as worried
What if it was something really serious??? Like the plague?????
They find you just laying in bed, sniffling and groaning
Turns out it wasn’t the plague and just a bad flu
Flu with its whole jazz, you had a fever of 38C and you could barely move
Aizawa got you excused from classes for about a week and left again
Kami just stood there with his soup and went “oh thank god you're not dying”
like i said i think he'd be useless but try his best
he checks up on you every half hour either in person or via text during classes
he brings you stuff like blankets and foods even though you can't taste any of them or have any type of appetite
but! thanks to the fridge in your room you just had snacks for about… forever
he gave you extra attention too
sometimes he'd just sit on the ground and talk about his day and theories while you just laid under your blanket
you appreciated it though
except for aizawa, sato and tsuyu nobody came over and even they just came in every few hours
kami stayed for hours on end and even tried to convince aizawa to let him sleep over so he could “watch over you” incase you “stopped breathing”
it's not like you slept much when he was around anyway, nights were not ideal for a good rest on a sick day
it was endearing seeing him lay on a futon on the floor and poking you when he had to get up for class
he leaves notes and stuff to make sure you didn't get worried
did he do anything to make you feel better physically? not rlly
did he lift your spirits and make you feel less lonely? most definitely
kirishima:
hear me out
this boy is an angel when it comes to caring for people
when he got into the whole essentially self care stuff he also knows what's best for others
he was probably one of the first to notice you being ~off your game~
whether in class or just yknow vibing, he'd tap your shoulder and softly “you okay man?”
he calls everyone dude and man and bro no matter gender or anything he's just that into the manliness stuff
and yes he puts you in essentially self isolation more for yourself than for others
“your body needs to rest y/n! can't properly get better if everyone keeps bothering you!”
he calls you every night tho and he has aizawa bring you stuff when he checks up on you (he's allowed because he's the teacher ofc also as long you're a UA student like one of your legal guardians which is like a dad and dads can see their kids sick right?)
stuff ranges from just bowls of soup to compresses to the handmade ointment against a sore throat to like socks he knitted or something his parents sent in bc he told them you were sick
yes this boy tells his parents you're sick
i mean someone probably told yours but like twice the parents means twice the comfort!
alternatively if your parents are *cough* he'd tell his parents and put you on the phone with them because everyone needs some parental love from time to time (don't act tough about it, he's gonna make you cry and tell you how manly you are for doing so)
when you're back on your feet he probably still treats you like you're about to fall over for like two or three days more
he praises you for how well you did during your essential quarantine and when you say you didn't do anything he says some cheesy stuff about manliness
“bro i'm so proud of you for getting through it!” “i didn't do anything kiri-” “don't say that! it takes so much energy and manliness to keep in self isolation and get better, you did amazing”
tokoyami:
i love birds
also look at baby toko he's so cute
do birds get sick?
anyways
tokoyami is like.. helpful but tries to be undercover about it
he's not gonna ignore you or anything
he's the type to like silently nudge teachers into your area so they could see you were clearly sick and send you back to the dorms to rest
but he'd never actually ask you or tell anyone
it would ruin his whole ~vibe~
dark shadow tells him to tell someone and he rlly does especially if he sees you struggling through it in class but he's also just not great at talking with people so a nudge or “secret note” will have to do
it does work, you're in your dorm right before combat training because mic had sent you up and excused you
mic is sweet he said he'd send aizawa up when he finds him but that you should rest
he also tells you that you have some really attentive friends
you're at this point just letting the sickness take over you so you have no idea what he just said (you heard him but the words just didn't register in your brain)
you get into bed and the first thing you do is sleep through afternoon classes
tokoyami is only at 50% today and so is dark shadow
tokoyami swears he isn't worried, the teachers are capable of taking care of you in an appropriate manner so that you will recover in no time
dark shadow on the other hand is all gittery and doesn't wanna focus on anything but you
off topic but i just think dark shadow is tokoyamis way of showing emotions or well like… like his internal thoughts? not like his internal dialogue but ya know his feelings
so he can act all goth and dramatic but dark shadow is a good way of still giving some of his feelings an output
back to you
so training is over and so is your nap
but you wake up to pillows, stuffed animals, blankets and more pillows surrounding you
half of them weren't yours either
they laid around you like some kind of pillow fortress jusy surrounding you and making sure you didn't hit your head on the wall or fall from the bed
it kinda felt like a nest- oh
you tried getting up, your head almost immediately flinging uoh back into bed but you needed to see if a certain someone would come back in to build the nest
“dark shadow, be quiet we don't want them to w- oh you're up”
tokoyami came in with more stuffies and an extra blanket like it was a siberian winter and your rooms only source of warmth was an almost dying candle
“are those yours?” you asked half asleep, your head absolutely booming
you could barely keep your eyes open, that's how exhausted you were but you made an effort to smile at the bird and his shadow
“uh no, yaomomo-san insisted on making some blankets for you and hagakure-san, ashido-san and uraraka-san gave me all their stuffed animals when they heard i was paying you a visit-” “but the blue star blanket and teardrop pillow are from fumi!! he brought them from home because he can't sleep without them!!” “DARK SHADOW!”
you only chuckled before breaking out in a cough again
aizawa came in some time after and had a hard time finding you under all the blankets and stuffies and even offered to tell the class to stop bothering you
but you just laid there all cozy and told him to let them be
“it's how he shows affection, it's nice”
monoma:
oh so the 1A student got sick??? huh??? I thought 1A was invincible hUUUUUUH??? *manic laughter*
coughs
anyways
so basically the two hero courses are more “in tune” after the joint training
they often have dinners together and it isn't rare to see kendo come over with monoma and tetsu^4
she came over to hang with the girls and tetsu had training sessions with kiri
nobody rlly knew why monoma tagged along though
all he did was spout about how average everything is for the “superior hero course”
he did secretly like the classes growing together more though
he'd sit on the couch with you and occasionally laugh about something else other than his team beating yours during joint training
one day he came in and didn't see you at your usual spot
“ehhhh??? where's the only tolerable person in this course??”
used to his lowkey insults deku pointed you out at the dinner table, head resting on your hand and looking over some homework
“y/n what are you- oh my god you look horrible”
“thanks monoma, you're as nice as ever”
your face was drained of any colour, eyes heavy lidded and you could barely control the pen that scribbled over the paper
he tried grabbing your wrist but pulled back immediately
you were way too hot and the fact that he noticed by grabbing your wrist meant that it was more than just a high fever
“is 1A that incompetent that they couldnt even notice their classmate falling sick??? can you guys do anything but trouble???”
“shut up monoma, we tried getting them to bed but they insisted on finishing up first and there's nothing in the world that can get y/n away from what they've put their head to”, kaminari yelled from the living room space
how were you gonna get anything finished if your head was falling off your shoulders if you didn't hold it up
class 1A really was incompetent
“sato-san, give me a hand”
sato, who was currently cooking up dinner, just held out his hand and some type of chocolate bar which monoma grabbed and ate up
“this is incredibly sweet, i don't know how you do it”
it's become like half a routine for monoma to copy quirks for whatever reason
kiri and tetsu used it to determine which quirk was handier
uraraka’s quirk made cleaning up after a game night easier
it was training for all of them
monoma could train his copy and the others could measure how much they've grown from his reaction to it
anyways
sato’s quirk kicked in and he lifted you up over his shoulder
“monoma!” you could barely lift your voice, faintly kicking
before you knew it he placed you on your bed in your dorm and sighed
“you're lighter than i thought”
“i think i'm gonna throw up”
so you hurled into your garbage can
monoma held back whatever there was to hold back
(he was very much disgusted but even he knew that this wasn't the time to let any type of negative emotion show)
“jolly gees y/n, what did you have for breakfast?!”
you laid in bed as he passed you a water bottle
“you need to drink something, you lost a lot of water”
“awe caring for me, monoma?”
“this is for general health, y/n. i would never as much as care for anyone, especially not a brat from 1A. who even knew that any of you could fall sick huh?! weren't you supposed to be superior to the rest of us??!”
he said all of that while putting a blanket on you and opening the window for fresh air
“god you 1A fools really are incompetent!”
he went into your bathroom and soaked a small towel in water
“i'm only doing this so you don't infect anyone. god you could cause an epidemic at UA and in the end 1b would fall victim to you as well! this is all just for the general well-being!”
you didn't even hear what he was saying anymore
with a half empty bottle next to your head, you slept peacefully
monoma let out a deep breath when he saw you
“i'd never care for anyone in 1A, i'm better than that…”
he whispered those words to himself
(he did care)
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