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tarufai Ā· 11 months ago
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doctorsiren Ā· 2 months ago
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Meet the people of Woodward Ranch! To most West Virginians, the place is just a normal animal sanctuary, but to those in the know, itā€™s a cryptid conservation ranch :)
Wyatt Woodward is the grandson of the man who used to own the ranch (I havenā€™t figured out that guy yet soā€¦). His grandfather passed and left the ranch to Wyatt in his will, despite Wyatt only having met the man once or twice when he was little. Now heā€™s tasked with running the place, as well as grappling with the reality that monsters, cryptids, and the supernatural are very very much real
Lucy Lovejoy is a farmhand / wrangler on the ranch. She grew up living there and is miffed that Wyatt was given ownership. She believes sheā€™s entitled to it because she actually knows the place and Wyatt didnā€™t even believe in the supernatural until he came to the ranch
Dr. Herschel Finch is the ranchā€™s science boy (thatā€™s probably not the official title) and he does his magic + science stuff to keep the ranch safe as well as be the resident cryptid expert. Heā€™s very chaotic neutral and would probably kill someoneā€¦yknowā€¦for science! Nobody really quite knows his history, despite him telling lots of strange backstories about his past.
Denny is a feral little orphan werewolf girl that lives on the ranch and has deemed it her home. She causes trouble for Wyatt because heā€™s easy to mess with, but sheā€™s also the one (other than the Mothman) who sees him as family the fastest
The Mothman is one of the cryptids who regularly stays at the ranch. He was Wyattā€™s grandfatherā€™s favourite, and so Wyatt quickly becomes the new favourite of the Mothman. Just look at him šŸ„ŗ heā€™s so,,,šŸ«¶
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Cryptoria is Finchā€™s ex-wife. Nobody on the ranch has actually met her, but Finchā€™s reasoning for why they got divorced was that ā€œshe was evilā€. They question why he didnā€™t take that into account when marrying a literal demon, and also why that was the dealbreaker, seeing as heā€™s not one to be opposed to some evil from time to time, but he doesnā€™t elaborate. He does explain, however, that she tried to kill him. Despite that, he also actively laments the relationship, clearly missing his hot demon wife. Cryptoria divorced HIM because she found him annoying. Theyā€™re soooo toxic for each other. Theyā€™re the kind of exes that simultaneously hate each other but would totally make out again if they had the chance.
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snekdood Ā· 11 months ago
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"if we make america worse and more of a dictatorship that will be even harder to unravel and make it the way we want the country to be, maybe then everyone will join our Glorious Revolution!" bb girl you cant even be in the same room with someone who thinks you should vote, how in tf do you think you're gonna unite people to fight in The Revolution with you? it's gonna be you and your 5 friends, i hate to break it to you.
#i dont think you realize how repelling you and your politics are to everyone else#you get all of your validation for how Smart You Are from your friends and ignore any kind of feedback that suggests you should#change or do something differently. thats the only reason you're so convinced average people will go along with you bc you keep getting#affirmation from the people who ALREADY agree with you- but you have NO IDEA how to bridge the gap between people who agree#with you and disagree with you. you're horrible at convincing people of your side of things outside of straight up guilt tripping them#or bullying them like a highschooler. im sorry but the tools you learned to survive with as a kid aren't gonna help you in this situation.#the ONLY THING you can come up with to bridge that gap is a bloody revolution. thats how bad you are at this.#and you're also so bad at this and unimaginative that you dont even realize how THAT might not even be enough.#you cant imagine ANY kind of avenue to getting people to change AT ALL outside of blood and fire. and thats why people call you#an authoritarian.#i'll be honest- i really do think the world would be a better place if we did incremental change under a democratic president who wont#set the world on fire vs the godkingemperor republican WHO WONT EVEN LISTEN TO YOU AT ALL EVER AND MIGHT KILL YOU#FOR PUTTING UP A STINK. idk if you noticed but if that evil fuck gets into office we are severely outnumbered if he gets police#n shit to go after his own citizens. letting trump win is making this battle so much harder than it needs to be.#you are choosing trying to fix the world while its exploding vs trying to fix it before it explodes at all.#what is this like a procrastination thing? you wanna wait till the last minute to try? idfgi. wtf is wrong with you#throwing minority lives away to prove a point. and then you try to tell me you care. gtfoh.#accelerationists should never be taken seriously.
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alohaasaloevera Ā· 5 months ago
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guys Iā€™m honestly happy that klance didnā€™t become canon because I love how as a collective group of people we utilize our right to explore what could have been and create the most smoking hot scenarios ever and yes I obviously wanted more of their friendship growing into this bond stronger than anything else in the universe especially since Voltron has teamwork and family as one of their main lessons but thatā€™s more of a development issue all aroundā€¦ok besides that thereā€™s something about klance where it provides this PERFECT environment for shippers to inhabit and FEAST upon. With klance, thereā€™s a solid, engaging dynamic between the two set up, which is this weird one-sided rivalry that stems from Lanceā€™s insecurity and his need to prove himself of his worth and Keith literally being one of the best pilots for his age but since theyā€™re flung into space and chosen to become child soldiers in this 10,000 year old intergalactic war so they have to work as a team which surprise surprise forces them to put aside their differences and work as a team which is shown a bunch when Keith needs to become a leader and Lance steps up as his right hand and and they have some kinda tender moments that wonā€™t definitely drive shippers into a shipping craze (or worse) SO YEAH you could see why people loved it with all the classic tropes and mutual growth all that schmooze (ALSO THEY KNEW EACHOTHER BEFORE THE MAIN PLOT??? Well maybe not like friends or even acquaintances probably BUT HELLO?????? EVEN MORE SHIT TO EXPAND ON????), and they share multiple scenes that could be interpreted as romantic but thereā€™s no explicit romance. This environment is fucking dripping drenched flash flooded cornered by 1000ft tsunamis in all directions with potential for shipping, so when people saw this relationship between two bros with this sort of homoerotic (IM JOKING. Kinda.) unresolved tension towards each other and the POTENTIAL for a good slow burn rivals to friends to lovers, it was to no oneā€™s surprise that they went APESHIT. Klancers made countless different ways where they get together whether it be pre-Kerberos, post-gettingthefuckoutofearth, the start of the show, the end of the show, after the end of the show, right smack in the middle, anywhere, anytime, for who the fuck knows why just ANY REASON DAMN IT it doesnā€™t really matter because people were pumping out fanfiction or fan art or any fan media of klance faster than I spit out a raw baby carrot after chewing it for one second and now weā€™re all wallowing about how it should have been KICK but the thing is that if VLD did KICK all the way to Altea, the production of these beautiful stories that so many people have and still are coming up with about klance kissing in midst of a battle, helping each other with their crippling nightmares, smiling for the stars or some other sad premise, and whatever is nestled in his pulseā€¦just like uhhh the amount of fics like these that go into great detail about Keith and Lance in these random situations that end up with them getting together being produced would go down to some degree because of the fact that if the peopleā€™s beloved sharpshooter and samurai had ended up together like we had wanted, and the majority was satisfied with the ending the creators had given, people would have shifted from writing about ā€œHow could Lance and Keith get together?ā€ to writing about ā€œWhat could Lance and Keith do now that theyā€™re together?ā€ And like. Thereā€™s nothing wrong with that honestly I would be HYPED if klance was ever canon but there is profound beauty in the way the community is able to create more from less and turn a show that went to shit in the last few seasons shine even brighter than it did at its prime. Like I wouldnā€™t trade my favorite fics 4 anything.
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Ok another little thing Iā€™m going to put here: With Klance, all I wanted was for them to be great friends šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­. I tend to prefer klance becoming canon in later seasons or at the end or even an open ending with no confirmed romantic relationships because I am a sucker for character development and the idea of Keith and Lance both harboring these feelings that at first are just admiration and respect but then escalate to yearning for one another or becoming close friends at the end of the show and getting to imagine anything I want post canon is EVERYTHING if you give me S7 Garrison klance Iā€™ll keel over and thank you like I was a second away from dying of thirst and your gift was a truck load of water
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bajaja-blast Ā· 5 months ago
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finally finished this fucking book
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it took me almost a year because itā€™s so hard to get through oh my GODS
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oliviaeatworld Ā· 4 months ago
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Welcoming my tech brainrot era with open arms come here sweet child
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first of all look at how stupid he looks here he looks like an owl
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Auuughhhhhh i canā€™t miss him if heā€™s never truly gone. see that
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wikitpowers Ā· 10 months ago
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this art is the reason i breathe
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artist: @toka-sketch
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puppetmaster13u Ā· 1 year ago
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You may regret this @phoenixcatch7 lol, what if I start spamming you /j
Less cryptid Batman in this particular WIP since it's semi-outsider pov lol (one of two outside person not unnerved by them lol)
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Ā Ā Ā Clark knew Batman wasnā€™t human, even before that disaster of a mission where he had let it slip to the others.Ā 
Ā Ā Ā Heā€™d known for a long time, from one of their early meetups, when Batman had first referred to him as Clark Kent instead of Kal-El, and he had panicked. He hadnā€™t ever lied to his teammates when he said that the cloak prevented him from seeing his body, but his ears still worked.Ā 
Ā Ā Ā Heā€™d tried to listen to a heartbeat, to see if his at the time temporary ally was lying when he stated he wasnā€™t going to tell anyone andā€¦ Nothing. There was no heartbeat, no breathing, nothing even remotely human, and if he didnā€™t know any better, nothing even remotely alive about the silence.Ā 
Ā Ā Ā He couldnā€™t help but to pay attention more, to seek out the strange almost silence-feeling that accompanied the Gotham vigilante each time he felt it. It wasā€¦ almost comforting, like the swaying of branches and the rustling of cloth over stone. Familiar, compared to the hustle and bustle surrounding him in the city.Ā 
Ā Ā Ā The first thing he had noticed, physically that is, was Batmanā€™s ears. Previously heā€™d thought the man unemotional, what with the rough voice, expressionless white eyes, cloak-covered body and the gas mask covering a good chunk of his face.Ā 
Ā Ā Ā Yet the longer he watched, even idly, the more he noticed that while the manā€™s face or body didnā€™t show much, his ears did.Ā 
Ā Ā Ā While Batman could stay silent and still for hours, the long ears twitched and swiveled, catching on the hood that heā€™d always wear around them. Theyā€™d pin back sometimes, a near silent sound he couldnā€™t quite place accompanying the movement, while other times theyā€™d twist a near full three-sixty, as though searching for whatever sound it had caught.Ā 
Ā Ā Ā Sometimes, when heā€™d startled the other vigilante, thereā€™d be rattling noise, like wood and metal clacking together before it was cut off. It was a strange sound, one heā€™d not heard anywhere else, except with hisā€¦ friend.Ā 
Ā Ā Ā Were they friends? Heā€™d like to think so.Ā 
Ā Ā Ā The next time he was reminded that his friend wasnā€™t human was when he saw him get injured. It hadnā€™t been a bad injury, even if the Gothamiteā€™s head had hit the wall with a very loud cracking noise, but heā€™d still smelled what heā€™d eventually come to recognize as blood. There was an almost pickle-like scent to it though that wasnā€™t quite it either.Ā 
Ā Ā Ā Honestly the closest he could think of describing it was some sort of formaldehyde. And once he focused, he could pick out other things beneath it. Maybe not flesh and blood in the traditional sense, but still.Ā 
Ā Ā Ā There was always that scent of cloth and wood, but he could smell the black liquid, paint, a metallic thing underneath like iron and steel. No heartbeat, no breath, but life all the same. It was honestly beautiful in a way, like a part of the city the other vigilante called home had come to life.Ā 
Ā Ā Ā And it wasnā€™t like Batman minded whenever his own human mask slipped. Clark may have been raised by his Ma and Pa, whom he loved, but it didnā€™t make his body any more human in nature. There were just some things that he couldnā€™t change, and it took effort to move like one all day as a civilian when his body wasnā€™t designed to do so.
Ā Ā Ā So he stayed quiet for the most part when their group of three grew, and people started to speculate. He diverted the conversations whenever it turned to him, lightly admonishing over the various rumors.Ā 
Ā Ā Ā It didnā€™t matter if Batman wasnā€™t human, he was still his friend, their ally and teammate. Was he curious? Oh of course, heā€™d gone into journalism for a reason after all, but it was still his friend. If he wanted to tell, heā€™d tell, and Clark wouldnā€™t break his trust.Ā 
#possessed doll au#possessed puppet au#This is pretty much the start of the doll reveal I did art for from Clark's and Diana's pov lol#batman au#cryptid batman#clark kent#superman#writing wip#Bruce when Clark first bends an arm in a way a human can't: I shall take note of this to see if I can do this later#Clark: Wow I have a friend who doesn't mind me doing weird things yay!#I like to think that the dolls start getting black veins through the wood like a mimicry of human arteries the longer they're in use#It's a symbiotic relationship that starts semi parasitic but turns mutually beneficial as the bond grows stronger#Diana who is made of clay probably also has a bit of a reveal to her teammates at some point I just realized#Maybe add my kintsugi headcanon for amazons in this oneshot lol#Might post the finished oneshot in AO3 if you'd be fine with it#Absolutely love this AU so much <3<3<3#Bruce is unaware of how expressive his ears are when he doesn't have them tucked down to not hit them on ceilings lol#Clark isn't aware that half the time Bruce is not listening for sounds but listening to comms and for vibrations#Pfft oh I can't wait for Constantine or another magic user meets the batclan for the first time#Just chanting ā€œwhat the fuckā€ over and over because *wtf is up with that*#It's like a wooden homunculus thing mixed with a sacrifice and willing possession and so much that *Should Not* be a single creature#How many tags until Tumblr has the munchies and eats them#random thing but wasn't there one series of games or comics or whatever where the batfam had a robotic dog or two#I am *just saying*-#Clark: He don't bite#Batman hunched over like some sort of predator about to pounce with spikes out and rattling/clattering angrily:#Goons & Future JL members: YES HE DO#batman#bruce wayne#dc
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bucephaly Ā· 6 hours ago
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Got tagged in this fun little mood board thing by @snommie !
Some of these were surprisingly hard haha. A few are my own photos. Hereā€™s the template:
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Iā€™ll tag uhhhh @reliquarian @sagesoap @tigwalen @lagomortis @thatforestprince @pigeon-feet @loth-creatures [obv donā€™t feel obligated] and anyone else who feels like it!
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oceanmoongirl143 Ā· 4 months ago
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crescentfool Ā· 6 months ago
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murmurmurl Ā· 4 months ago
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a modern human au where nothing bad ever happenned to them and they got to grow up together. I am making myself cry with this chat
#north is sad and beige and would have a stupid phone case#also i did a watermark thingy because im such a cool ans serious artist look at me#BTW !!!!! first thing im posting thats drawn on my new tablet :3#north has beige mom energy. idk how i feel about it. im just leettinf it happen#yall have no idea i am SHAKING im so normal about them#i need to get to work on. everything about this. bc i really wanna finally be able to coherebtly tell their story#im very insane about them and THE THEMES !!!!!!!#ARGHHHHH#anyways#murl draws#murls ocs#oc#my oc#oc art#art#my art#artists on tumblr#whatever other tags there are#just you wait. i will make this into something coherent#ughhhg i cant. i need to cope ok#and its smth i myself made up wtf !!!!!#imagine being separated from your sibling who is your whole world at a young age and spending the next several decades being told theyre a#a traitor and eventually hunting them down only to discover that while you werw kept in a bubble where everything stayed the same the rest#of thw world has changed so much including your sibling and you realize the only person you could rely on these past few decades has been l#lying to you and now youre completely unajusted to life and have to deal with the fact everything isnt what you thiugjt it was AND EVERYRHJ#G CHABGED IT CHANGED !!!! CHANGE IS INEVITABLE AND YOU HAVE TO FOR THE FIRST TIME VE FACED WITH LIVING FOR YOURSELF AND DISCIVERING WHO YOU#ARE AS A PERSON HHHHHHHHH I CANTTTT.#i dont event have all the names for characters yet GAHHHHH
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creep-girl Ā· 2 years ago
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MEN USED TO GO TO WAR!!!!!
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right-there-ride-on Ā· 1 month ago
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Look I know itā€™s fun to act like Johnnyā€™s just a hater but the truth is that heā€™s the only one who seems to even realize that Diego *is* lowkey evil. The way itā€™s framed in the Scary Monsters arc sort of makes it seem like heā€™s exaggerating about Diegoā€™s behavior, but as the part goes on Diego keeps proving his worst predictions right over and over again. He cheats and backstabs people all the time. Yet for some reason ppl act like Johnny is crazy for not trusting him? like im sorry but if I saw my ex situationship eating rocks and murdering people left and right via negligence I also wouldnā€™t want to touch him with a thirty nine and half foot pole
#like I fear the audience has now also fallen for the brando charisma šŸ˜­#this doesnā€™t qualify as DieJoni really but Iā€™m tagging it anyway#Diego brando#Johnny joestar#diejo#diejoni#dinotusk#the more I did analyses of p7 the more I realized Diego is like actually a total bastard. heā€™s a great character and I love him but#he is a bastard nonetheless.#lowkey I think itā€™s bc of gyro lol. gyroā€™s like ā€˜oh Johnny youā€™re so silly. stop exaggeratingā€™#meanwhile diego is eating a bear outside the window and asking Johnny if they can be bunk buddies again. so ofc johnnys like ā€˜wtf noā€™#but everybody acts like heā€™s nuts for that šŸ˜­#steel ball run#sbr#Diego could literally maul someone to death and Johnny would say ā€˜that was pretty fucked up diegoā€™#and people would be like ā€˜what the hell johnny. heā€™s just a little guy. stop being so mean!ā€™#guys Iā€™m sorry sandman magenta wekapipo and hot pants are dying in the street. Diego indirectly took out half the supporting cast šŸ˜­#donā€™t get me wrong I really like Diego (I wouldnā€™t post so much about him if I didnā€™t) but the way Johnny is framed#as a bad guy just because he doesnā€™t let shit slide šŸ«£ I see u mr joestar u r seen#no wait itā€™s definitely gyro lmfao. Johnny: ā€˜gyro if Diego attacks us Iā€™m gonna shoot to killā€™#gyro: ā€˜what the hell Johnny. youā€™re so fucked up for that. get a grip. weā€™re just gonna break all his bones okay??ā€™#LEIK?!!!
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innitnotfound Ā· 2 years ago
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Well, here it is! Here's my new creation for the detective beebo series. Oh also in transparent form in case anybody wants to use it because I know the feeling of making a transparent from scratch and lemme tell you it is NOT the best feeling in the world
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Again, free to use, just credit me, blorbos belong to innit-inc, bowbgames and their mysterious main, all that usual shit
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dewgongs Ā· 2 months ago
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ughh why do i have to have njghtmares about them
#in it i was fighting w him over text and then hetm gangsd uep on me#sorry uemin so tired#i have been having a hard time being labelled a quote unquote cheater when i very strongly feel like thats not what happened#and it bothers me knowing that they get to justify their side and avoid responsibility by calling me that#when again. we were literally broken up when i sent that text to the wrong chat#and to be even more fair to me it was the lightest thing of all time it was playful kissies and lovings#like all of this is so wack. like to be labelled that while doing something so small while we werent even together#the drawing stuff is literally normal . ive done that with my kther friends before i even met sable. you are ridiculous#like it just aggrivates me because thats such a sticky smear to put on somebody especially when thats not even what happened#its so overblown and i think thats on purpose to have one last thing to justify your side#and ignore the fact that he was not the best partner to me and stressed me tf out all the time#like how am i a cheater when i played by your rules the whole time we were together#because of how insecure you are. uou let your insecurity become your reality#and i realized how much more taken care of i was with angelo and how naturally we flow together#its so natural to talk to him he is what i have needed. i would be foolish not to pick prince charming#over someone who i felt only fed me stress and anxiety and worry about everything including potential addiction issues#knowing theyre bipolar. knowing they have bpd. participating in dangerous behavior all the time#i feel like calling me a cheater when thats not what fuckin happened is just to handwave away wtf you did wrong the entire time#if i actually cheated id have been slobbering on angels meat the whole time like im sorry#id have been doing spins on it and gagging on it every night but the thing is i didnt#i stayed loyal to you while with you and confided in them as friends while you continuously demanded time from me#that wasnt organic and it was forced half of the time . god i hated playing shit with your stupid ass#so fucking monotone always wanting to do the same shit no variety and always getting upset and throwing tantrums over the smallest things#n then when that behavior once again gets put on me and i get more fucking stressed yeah i turn to my other friends#that arent anything like the other friendgroup because they dont do shit about anything and dont really gaf about snything#except for their own problems#and i confide in the other group because they actually show that they care about me. they relieve stress for me like friends are supposed 2
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