#i deserve to be jailed for my crimes /j

[sad-leon]

@intotheelliwoods

im so normal about the latest update

[hachigram]

003 VD — TREMBLING CONVICTION

ICHIKA: O-Oh? Is that you, Warden-san? I heard the door open…

LUKA: Yes, it’s me. You’re… Ichika Yuki, right?

ICHIKA: Yeah… Hey, Warden-san…

LUKA: Go on.

ICHIKA: Can you… um… stop staring at me? I can feel your e-eyes on me, and it’s freaking me out… P-Please just… look away.

LUKA: Eh..?

ICHIKA: I-I hate e-eyes on me. I do-don’t like being the center of at-attention…

LUKA: Alright. I’m not looking. Better?

ICHIKA: Th-Thank you.

LUKA: Now. Prisoner Number Three. Ichika Yuki. Is something troubling you?

ICHIKA: ……!

LUKA: You’re shaking something fierce. Constantly fidgeting, stuttering… It’s concerning.

ICHIKA: H-Huh… Ah-! Well… It’s a… long story. I-I’d rather not talk a-about it…

LUKA: Sigh. Well, I can’t force you. But I do have to ask these questions. Name, age, occupation?

ICHIKA: ……I-Ichika Yuki, t-twenty-one, and… I-I can't hold a j-job to save my life, ehh...

LUKA: Oh? Why’s that?

ICHIKA: M-My body won’t let me.

[ Almost as if confirming his own statement, Ichika coughs rather violently into his hand. ]

LUKA: Yikes. That’s not…

ICHIKA: Don’t p-pity me.

LUKA: I wasn’t trying to. Promise.

ICHIKA: Liar! E-Everyone says the same damned thing. They pr-promise they don’t pity me, but th-their voice gives them away.

LUKA: ….Can you not see, Yuki-san?

ICHIKA: I’m bli-blind, Warden-san. I don’t reme-remember ever being able to see.

LUKA: Ah… That must be hard. It almost makes me wonder how you were able to commit that crime of yours…

ICHIKA: That wasn’t me.

LUKA: Huh?! What do you mean?

ICHIKA: I-I didn’t kill him. It was God’s divine punishment against him. I didn't do anything!

LUKA: Funny how you’re the one in the jail cell, huh.

ICHIKA: Y-You must believe me! I don’t deserve any of this…

LUKA: That’s based on my own judgment. But don’t expect your pleas alone to sway me. Now, onto the interrogation. How is life here?

ICHIKA: A-Ah… Well… It’s going alright for c-certain, but…

LUKA: But…?

ICHIKA: Sawayaki-chan is t-too damned noisy…! Having her two cells away is de-detrimental to my health…

LUKA: I see.

ICHIKA: Akio-san is cool, th-though. He reads me bits of his manuscript d-during our free time.

LUKA: Interesting. He didn’t mention that.

ICHIKA: H-He probably forgot, that silly man.

LUKA: Mmhm. Hey, Yuki-san…?

ICHIKA: What?

LUKA: Do you truly believe in God?

ICHIKA: —! O-Of course I do…! Wh-Why wouldn’t I?!

LUKA: Because it feels off to me that someone who puts so much faith in God would turn around and blame Him for their sins. Does that not sound like blasphemy to you?

ICHIKA: Wha-wha-wha—?! Aha… D-Don’t look at me like that, Warden-san…! I-I can f-feel your d-disapproving gl-glare burning through me…!!

[ The mechanical bell pervades the air, causing the cowering Ichika to leap up from his seat. ]

ICHIKA: N-NO! P-PLEASE DON’T….!

LUKA: I have no choice. Prisoner number three, Ichika Yuki… sing your sins.

[ MV: EMPTY PRAYER. ]

[nolanhollogay]

“Woah, what’s up with you? You look pissed.” + the nhgobxou!

the pogues said #FUCKMIKEY and they're right in this one occasion :/ also nova pov 4 fun

+

Nova was sitting with the others in the Twinkie, Edgar's head in her lap, when JJ stormed over, Mikey in tow.

His jaw was set, his hands turned into fists. "Woah, what's up with you? You look pissed," she said.

Edgar sat up, frown bringing his entire face down. "What happened, amor?"

JJ crossed his arms over his chest, turning to Mikey with a look that could kill. "Mikey has something he wants to tell you guys."

Everyone turned to him, Edgar somehow not managing to break eye contact as he grabbed JJ's arm to pull him close.

Mikey tensed like a scared animal waiting for a predator to leave. "I really don't–"

Voice hard as stone, JJ commanded, "Tell 'em!" Edgar flinched and Nova rested her hand on his knee.

"J, this isn't going to help anythi–"

"He's dating Rafe fucking Cameron! He hooked up with him at Midsummers after he tried to kick the shit outta me," JJ shouted.

"What the fuck?" Kie said, sitting up so hard she knocked something over.

Nova couldn't believe her ears. "What are you talking about?"

Edgar laughed, but he sounded close to tears. "There must be some kind of misunderstanding. Mikey wouldn't– You wouldn't..." Mikey looked away, guilt plastered onto his face. "You– Mikey– He said I deserved to be deported! He got me arrested! And you still.. you slept with him after he did that to me? After he attacked Pope and JJ for no reason? Why would you do that?"

The wounded look on Edgar's face, his glittering eyes shining with hurt, made Mikey visibly crumble.

He swallowed hard, blinking away his own tears, and cleared his throat. "You guys don't understand..."

Nova sent him a look that made him flinch. "Make us understand then, Mike. What are we missing? Because from what we've seen, Rafe is a fucked up psychotic racist. And you're willing to ignore that so you can sleep with him guilt free?"

Mikey made a noise like a kicked dog. "It's not just.. It's not like I'm just having sex with him and ignoring all the shitty parts of his personality. It's.. He's different when it's just me and him. He's not so horrible."

Edgar was quiet, drawn in on himself. "He punched me in the mouth so hard that I bled because I was trying to stop him from beating up JJ. And, again, he had me arrested. I was literally in jail."

Pope piped up. "Need I remind you, he and Topper assaulted me for literally no reason, when I was trying to bring people groceries after a hurricane. Because I committed the crime of existing where he could see me."

"What happens when he turns on you? What are you gonna do then?" JJ asked.

"He's not gonna–"

Nova interrupted whatever half assed excuse he was going to come up with. "Yes, he will. People like that always do. My own mother jumped ship because she wanted to be a Kook that bad. You think a guy you've been with a few weeks is gonna stick around?"

John B hummed, frowning so hard it creased his eyebrows. "Why don't we actually give Mikey a chance to speak?"

Edgar nodded along. "There has to be something we're not getting."

Kie laughed, anger more than present in her voice. "No, we understand just fine! Mikey just doesn't care about you guys enough to stay away. Doesn't care about us! He's too busy throwing us to the wolves so he can play house with a psychopath!"

"I'm not– I do care about you. You don't get to decide whether I do or not, Kiara," He ran his hands over his face. "And, frankly, this has nothing to do with you. Or you." He pointed to Nova.

She wanted to punch him in the face.

"Look, you guys just.. You don't know him like I do, okay? He's not the fucking devil. He's just–"

Edgar cut him off. "John B, would you be able to take me home?"

John B nodded, even though he sent Mikey an apologetic look. "Of course, Eddie."

Wordlessly, everyone else climbed inside the Twinkie, leaving Mikey standing outside of it.

"You coming?" John B asked.

Mikey shook his head. "No. I'll walk home."

[tommyssupercoolblog]

YES PENIS SOUND FUNNY /gen but also (rant under cut)

I cannot STAND people dissing on heathcliff HE IS NOT A GARFEILD RIP OFF AND IN FACT HE CAME FIRST AND ALSO HEATHCLIFF HATES COPS AND COMMITS CRIMES. SHUT THE FUCK UP HE'S MY BLROBO.

HE'S NOT A GARFEILD RIP OFF THEY'RE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT AND GARFIELD WASN'T EVEN ORIGINALLY ORANGE OR STRIPED OKAY THEY JUST RIPPED HIM OFF AND GOT FAMOUS LIKE LION KING VS KIBA THE WHITE LION. DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING DISS MY MAN HEATHCLIFF AGAIN. HE'S A CRIMINAL HE'S FUCKIGN KILLED PEOPLE. I LOVE GARFEILD TOO BUT THAT 9/11 COMIC DOESN'T COUNT AS A REAL CRIME IT WAS AN ACCIDENTAL IMPLICATION AND ALSO HE'S NEVER HATED COPS OR HAD A MAFIA BOSS DAD WHO BROKE OUT OF JAIL

they are BOTH GOOD KITTIES OKAY????? THEY BOTH DESERVE LOVE OKAY???????????? WE CAN CO-EXIST PLEASE PLEASE <33333 <33333 <33333 <3333 <3

BITING AND CLAWING AT PEOPLE IN THE COMMENTS haha jk but unless. unless??? /J

(edit: this whole rant is lh i'm not going to throw actual hands over this but also like I am genuine abt loving them both. please be nice to heathcliff he didn't ask to become a cartoon he just asked to be evil) /GEN

heathcliff sucks ass what the fuck is this

[word-scribbless]

Kisses, celebration request!

@million-dollar-legs

Request: If you’re still doing requests... 34. “Kisses that start on their fingers and run up their arm, eventually ending on their lips.” with Gibbs please?

Tw: talks of past domestic violence, emotional and physical abuse.

Celebration Masterlist

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Y/N wiped the tears from her eyes as she sat on Gibbs couch. It had been a rough case for her. Her ex fiancé, a metro cop, and not a very nice man, showed up at the crime scene. He did what he always did, made her feel weak, and stupid, and worthless.

-

Gibbs noticed her shift in attitude almost immediately. She didn’t want to talk about it, he knew that, but he couldn’t let it go. He waited until they were back at NCIS, and the team was busy to gently take her hand and pull her into the elevator.

“Gibbs please, I don’t want to talk about it right now” she whispered as he hit the emergency stop on the elevator.

“Okay,” he responded, kissing her head gently. “Later, but I need to know if I need to kill this guy or not.” He smirked.

“Yup not answering that until the case is over, but if you could try to keep me away from him?”

“Done.” He smiled gently at her and pulled her in to kiss his lips.

-

In the six months the two of them had been dating, Gibbs had never seen her cry, except happy tears over cute puppies or babies. But this was different. She sat on his couch, tears streaming down her face. They had wrapped the case and Y/N had promised that she’d come over and explain everything.

What he didn’t know is that before she could leave the building her ex stopped her in the parking lot. Told her he knew she was with Gibbs and that she’d mess up like always, he was pitying her, she wasn’t worth it. All the usual things. She knew she had to tell Jethro, but she couldn’t stand the chance of him seeing her the way her ex did. Logically she knew that was impossible, but that man always had a way of bringing her down.

Luckily the man in front of her always had a way of making her feel strong, and safe, and loved. He sat on the edge of the coffee table in front of her and held her hand in his, while the other hand gently wiped her tears.

“Y/N, what is going on in that pretty head?” He asked gently.

“I’m scared that one day you’ll see me the way he did and I don’t want to lose you J.” She said through tears.

“Oh baby.” He whispered and pulled her head to rest on his chest. “I wish you would have let me deal with him.”

“I like you not in jail” she joked lightly through tears.

He smiled and held her cheek again with the hand that wasn’t in hers.

“I’ll never see you the way he did because that is not who you are Y/N.” He told her. He didn’t know the whole story yet, but he did his job long enough m, and knew her well enough, to have a good idea. “He knew you were way too good for him, so he had to tear you down.”

“We were engaged” she admitted in a whisper barely loud enough to hear.

Gibbs nodded and she continued.

“I was so dumb” she started and Gibbs shook his head at her words. “No ya weren’t”

“He was kind at first,” she continued, looking into his gentle blue eyes. “but I always felt uneasy. It was like something could go wrong at any minute, but I didn’t run like I should have.” She looked down at their hands. “Once the ring was on my finger his walls came down, he was horrible and mean and I never felt so weak.”

She cried and looked up to see Gibbs eyes angry at the man, but shimmering with tears for her.

“Did he touch you?” He knew emotional abuse was harmful enough, but he could see in her eyes that there was more.

She sighed and nodded “once” she admitted and Gibbs tensed. She held his hand tighter,

“He’s not worth it!”

“Why isn’t he in jail? Why does he still have a badge?” He seethed.

“He’s a great liar” she scoffed. “It happened the night I left him. I tried to give him the ring back and he hit me, shoved the ring back on my finger so hard he broke a bone in my left hand.” She said through tears and he stroked her hand gently. “I left him, and I ran. I did everything I could to keep him from me with out ruining my name and job. His cop buddies would never believe me, but my FBI ones did. He knew not to come near me, guess he figured NCIS wouldn’t know my story. And you didn’t, because I never want you to think of me that way.” She admitted softly.

Gibbs took her hand and kissed her left ring finger.

“He never deserved you, and he’s wrong.” He said as he kissed her hand. “I always knew you were strong, but knowing you survived that, you’re even stronger than I knew.” She smiled as he moved to kiss her wrist.

“The next time a ring is on this finger” he said, gently smoothing his thumb over her ring finger before continuing to kiss up her arm in between words.

“It’s going to be from a man who loves you, for you.” He continued the kisses and she smiled wider with each one.

Gibbs was never one for words, but man, when he decided to use them he was so good at it. Her heart swelled as he continued.

“A man who makes you feel strong” he said as his lips met the skin of her shoulder.

“Safe” her collarbone, “cared for” neck “and loved more than anything in the world.” He whispered as he kissed her jaw.

She hummed and looked into his eyes as his lips hovered over hers.

“Mm I’ve only ever met one man like that.” She said with a smile.

“Exactly” he murmured and his lips finally met hers.

“I love you.” She whispered against his lips before kissing him again.

“Ditto sweetheart, I love you so much.”

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[wickedpact]

You can't just drop that "I read Forces Multiplied" bomb on us and not give a ten page written reaction.

[cracks knuckles] if u insist

nicky cant drive hc: destroyed. rip. also i loved how andy and nile stole those sports cars and were being badass and driving off the bridge & meanwhile joe and nicky were just absolutely vibing in the van

'heres the thing about power: people who have it think they deserve it' [shot of police car] i see u greg

5 whole panels being dedicated to booker not being able to unlock his door. booker not even seeing noriko sitting RIGHT THERE in the window at first. incredible

noriko being 24/7 horny was surprising. like wow all of the stuff i saw she did out of context was 100% equally horny in context as it was out of context. love that for her

i didnt think the 'andy + slavery' thing was handled as badly as everyone made it out to be when telling me about it. tho from the way it was talked about i had kind of figured the conflict between andy and nile re: slavery would be really racially charged (esp considering nile is a black american and would obvs have Thoughts on the subject in that regard) but like,, done in a cringey 'a-white-guy-obviously-wrote-it' kind of way? but it wasnt that. i mean. it makes sense that andy would be implicit in slavery through the years

i mean, like she says, is that not what people just did to each other in the aftermath of battles for thousands of years? and i really like how its pointed out that it was what she was raised with (in the beginning when you see her put shackles on that guy after the battle) but she also accepts responsibility for it and acknowledges that it was wrong and not just 'what people did'.

i like how from her expressions you can kind of tell baby andy knew it was off but she sets those feelings aside bc she felt angry. it explains how she felt but didnt make her out to be blameless in it. plus i mean. i dont know, the fact that andy was involved in a lot of morally shady stuff for 7000 years is not that wild for me. if you live that long youre just Going to be involved in some shit, and she didnt even have other immortals with her as positive community influences, she literally just did whatever the fuck she wanted for thousands of years

'i was worshipped as a god once' i mean, yeah no shit she wouldve been involved in some seriously fucked up stuff, gods were fucking scary back in the day

tldr it could use some polish but it wasnt that bad

tho everything people said about moose being boring was unfortunately a little true. sorry king i tried to be interested in you

joe and nicky writing verbal fanfiction about nile and moose was iconic. 'you seeing that?' 'i am definitely seeing that'

it was also extremely funny bc that was like 60% of their contribution to the whole comic, besides kidnapping copley. they came, they wrote some fanfic, they left. kings. at least in tog1 they had an excuse to be useless bc they got kidnapped

joe just found out his old friend who he thought was dead is alive (and also probably wants to murder them) and instead of investigating with andy he stopped to help nile up. champ.

nicky shooting noriko through andy was cool. rip to the concept since it wont happen in tog2

wanna see mr ejiofor deliver this line

on that note imo copley was. weirdly enough, more interesting in fm than in tog1. to me at least. the fact that andy let him live and he was so haunted by what had happened that he came back and sought them out despite knowing they would likely kill him for it bc he wanted to not only make up for what hed done but also to tell them what theyd done for the world was admittedly more interesting than andy just kind of drafting him to the cause and him going 'okie'

i like how nicky was drawn in this one. in opening fire he looks like a blob man but in fm he looks more like a very nice grampa with a very good dye job

'theres no pain like a broken heart' andy 🥺

noriko implying andy's never drowned. .. .idk about that one, she musta drowned sometime

joe and nicky came, they waxed poetic about nile's love life, they waxed poetic about grog, and then they left.

sports bras being a reason humanity is good. i mean..... okay, yeah.

i mean. wild but you cant exactly tell her shes wrong

i liked how noriko telling andy that their purpose is to make people suffer coincides with joe and nicky finding out that they actually did good all those years

joenicky in opening fire: jail for booker jail for booker for 100 years

joenicky when copley tells them he knows where booker is: WE'LL KILL YOU WHERE IS HE

joenicky when copley comes back: if your vibes come off as even remotely rancid we Will destroy you

joenicky 2 minutes later when copley helped them find booker: he made up some ground :)))) <3 lov you j cops

theyre forgiving af

moose: how old are you?? a hundred??? a thousand???

nile [vine voice]: I M 2 7 ?

alright andy you got me there

joe texts like my aunt

i dont know why noriko drowning andy in that car tickled me. Bad And Naughty Andromaches Get Put In The Pear Wiggler To Atone For Their Crimes.

the drowning sequence was cool

copley trying to talk to andy while she was like o_o at him was great

ive hit the picture limit but id seen that panel where nicky goes 'forgive me' as he kills a guy out of context and it was HILARIOUSLY anticlimactic for me to discover that there was literally no context to it. nicky just apologizes to random people he kills. i thought that guy was someone he knew or something. nope its just Some Guy that nicky didnt know from adam

nile's complaint that andy was especially brutal to the guys on the boat... i mean. . , how exactly does one kill a man with an axe and not be brutal about it?

it was funny how noriko kissed andy and the only people who seemed surprised by that were nile and also andy

nicky and joe's complete non-reaction to finding out noriko is alive And Evil Now is endlesly funny. they just left her on that boat and neither cared. i get book and nile not caring but joe and nicky knew her, and they just have 0 input on the subject of what to do with her

pinstripe suit guy!

joe and nicky and booker packing up and leaving with nile

andy blowing up at nile was A Moment tho

i dont know, i get why people didnt like the ending but its. .. . it makes more sense in the comicverse. bc the squad doesnt really. .. interact outside of jobs? i mean, think of the moon landing story in ttt. that was booker and joe and nicky doing a job and andy only showed up a for a couple minutes after it was done. or the brunch in the first issue of opening fire. the squad arent as tight in the comic, and andy often seems to do her own thing outside of work, so andy saying 'i dont want to do work anymore' and the squad being like 'alright bye then' makes more sense in this universe than the movie one

also i feel like greg was Trying to set up a thing where nile becomes the Leader of The Squad after andy dies but like. its not very well done since. . . i mean, nile hasnt spoken to booker since opening fire, (and she only knew him A Day). and shes known joe and nicky all that time, but there isnt really anything that indicates that they have any relationship at all, much less one that's grown. in all the comicverse the only time nile and nicky speak is in FM, and in that scene nicky tells nile about noriko. nile goes from someone who needs to be set aside to have background knowledge explained to her to being the Leader of the group with nothing in between. it kind of... comes out of nowhere.

on the other hand tho... i felt really bad for andy thru the whole thing. well, i always felt bad for andy, but in this one she seemed so miserable, especially since it really felt like none of the others actually.... cared about her. when noriko came back no one asked andy how she was doing (big question ik, but it wouldve showed they cared at least), nobody ever expressed any concern for her, no one even really seemed to want to be around her. in opening fire everyone was more distant than in the movie of course, but there were little moments where she would joke with joe, or nicky would try and comfort her, or stuff like that, but in FM it really felt like they just didnt really care about her. & in opening fire it felt a lot like andy's relationship with nile breathed some new life into her, but in FM it felt like all they did was argue. i get theyre not *as* close in the comics but it really felt like the only person who cared about andy at all was noriko (which was probably also how andy felt) but it just seemed to come out of nowhere. honestly i was reading and i was honestly agreeing with andy that she might just be better off if she did just die. opening fire, on the other hand, never make me feel that way

tho everyone made it sound like when the squad split up it was one of those cursed 'the found family leaves each other at the end of the journey' tropes. but guys i mean,,, this is the second installment out of three. that isnt the End. theyll come back in the third one and Dramatically Reunite to fight some baddies (probably those 'others' noriko mentioned). im guessing yitzhak fits into that too somehow.

anyways it wasnt That Bad but it made me kind of sad and the only Sweet Found Family vibes in it were when they saved booker. also they shouldve beefed up that nilemoose romance, it underwhelmed me. 6.5/10

i also ABSOLUTELY understand all of greg's comments about how you couldnt make FM directly into a movie, he always said that it had no plot and. i get it now. it really didnt have a plot sdfghjkl

[musemash]

THE TOXIC DANCING TROLL THAT HAUNTED AMERICA – by the Lone Antifa & the Canuck Crank – revised & updated May 22, 2023

When mob boss DON VETO TRUMPLEONE lost his lunch, the ketchup sho nuff done hit da fan. That's just one of the more entertaining bombshells from the stalwart January 6 Committee. MFF is proud to honor America's independent fighting spirit by presenting complete recordings of all their public hearings, along with a wide variety of other helpful resources.

We recommend that you bookmark this post, because we plan to update it – as the Committee's brilliant work progresses toward their final report later this year. And considering the shocking recent  developments at MAGA-LARDO, a sizable chunk of humanity is quite possibly on the verge of celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, Easter, Diwali, Al-Hijra, Pentecost, and Kwanzaa, all rolled into one. Here's hoping for a worldwide street dance by the end of this year – which we will gladly commemorate on MuseMash.

Our CAPITOL LAFF RIOT section presents the very best available comedy from the likes of Stephen Colbert, Randy Rainbow, Jon Stewart, Trevor Noah, Samantha Bee, John Oliver, Seth Meyers, Betty Bowers, Jimmy Kimmel, Bill Maher, Jimmy Fallon, Chelsea Handler, Vic Berger, the Good Liars, Sandy Riccardi, Desi Lydic, James Corden, and Liberal Redneck. CELEBRITY EXTORTIONIST focuses on the many ways BENEDICT DONALD betrayed his oath, his voters, and his country.

The TREASON TRIBUNAL playlist showcases the most extraordinary revelations, realizations, implications, and condemnations from the Jan 6 hearings. The INCITEMENTS TO INDICTMENTS section explores the newly announced Department Of Justice criminal probe; the FBI raid on The Don's Florida citadel, and the potential legal consequences now facing the ORANGE IMPOTUS.

You will find powerful commentaries on the WHITE TRASH HOUSE RESIDENT from Mary Trump, The Lincoln Project, Steve Schmidt, MeidasTouch, Anthony Scaramucci, Michael Cohen, The Republican Accountability Project, and Don Winslow. In addition, we showcase insightful news analyses from Rachel Maddow, Nicolle Wallace, Chris Hayes, Al Franken, Brianna Keilar, Ari Melber, Joy Reid, Bob Woodward, Carl Bernstein, Francis Maxwell, George Will, and Morning Joe.  

At the bottom of this page, you'll find links to several newly revised and expanded companion posts, featuring a lot more directly related resources. These include the hilariously snarky early version of our music video paying tribute to the FELON IN CHIEF; and our final takedown of the dangerous theocratic fascist cult that connived to keep him in power.

The ancients had a custom known as DAMNATIO MEMORIAE – which means 'condemnation of memory'. This was a punishment whereby all traces of disreputable historical figures were utterly eradicated – such as statues, paintings, sculptures, buildings, books, etc. Considering that this shameless attention whore, failed businessman, sleazy charlatan, unrepentant sexual predator, and ludicrously incompetent insurrectionist will hopefully be jailed for treason, this is exactly how the CUCK A L'ORANGE should be memorialized.

All official acknowledgement of HIS ROYAL HEINOUS, his hijacking of the OFFAL OFFICE, and his crime family's evil regime, should be obliterated. A celebrity of the MANCHURIAN CANTELOUPE's calibre deserves nothing less. Consign his sordid story to a mouldy collection of tattered back issues of the NATIONAL ENQUIRER, kept in a garbage bag in the smelly bathroom of an S&M porn store. Surely, something like the following inscription will doubtless appear on his solid gold tombstone in the basement:

"What the good Lord admired most about me was my tremendous traitorization, God told Fox News I did more for traitorianity than anyone in the history of hamberders, my base loved me for my perfect traitoritude, the best people were always saying Donald J. Trump's traitorosity record in Nambia was unparalleled, I was quite frankly the greatest traitorist, everybody's favorite smocking hot traitorite, bigly yuuuuugest epitome of traitorishness, nobody but nobody did STABLE GENIUS TRAITORIZING better than my radioactive electric orange covfefing self, everyone said so, believe me, am I right?"

CULT OF THE LOSER – by Douglas Wood

And so it goes on, the cult of the loser, The cheater, the liar, the all-purpose abuser. “Mine, mine, mine, mine,” is his favorite saying, Tiny fists in the air, mouth open and braying.

“I cannot be stopped. Everything that I see Or hear of or touch belongs to me, me, me, ME! Papers and objects and people and things, Things that have wheels and things that have wings.

And parties and countries and cities and stuff – All of it’s mine, and it’s never enough! I must have it all – it has always been so, And the more that I have, the more my needs grow!

I need and I want, and I want even more, State secrets and boxes piled all over the floor. And congressional seats and governors mansions, Well, those are mine, too, in this endless expansion.

And don’t tell me no, that there are some stupid rules, Those rules are for stiffs and losers and fools!” So said the biggest loser of all, As he bayed at the moon, as he rode for a fall.

As he shovelled more stuff into his endless black hole, Where most folks have a heart or a brain or a soul – But not the Great Muck, not the World’s Biggest Loser, Not the cheater, the liar, the all-purpose abuser.

And his very fine cult was right there with him, too, A ship full of fools, nothing better to do. But the ship’s in rough waters, as The Law closes in Like a shark with a purpose and a cold, toothy grin.

This shark is called Justice, and we’re cheering it on. May it swallow the liars until they’re all gone, Or sink to the bottom of the great deep blue sea, No place for them here – with you and with me.

At least that’s the hope, for the cult of the loser, The cheater, the liar, the all-purpose abuser. The End.

CAPITOL LAFF RIOT The Dancing Donald Machine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts57B3mekxs America's Little Boxes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUwUp-D_VV0 The Good Liars Sizzle Reel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyU53aBDKBU The Donald & Little Donald https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP0i4YAs9vA Trump Quotes Read By Cartoon Donald Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DREO6cwbGeQ InfoWars: Trump Vs The Goblins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAXTafMVWWI How To Interview President Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCKkqaKu6ww Trump Goes Full White Nationalist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDxS-ne3g9Q Donnie's Twitter Gets Roasted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A18debjXXXw It's Okay To Change Your Mind – We Did. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k57rXjqQbp8 The Portrait of Dorian Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZKkUyrklpc Get Your Booty To The Poll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AytDzZ2ecCc 4 Years of Trump In 3 Minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFUGv6pdoVQ Billions And Billions And Billions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_aLESDql1U ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Our Long National Nightmare Is Different https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb8BYOjzGiQ The Donald Went Down To Georgia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC45rFRwbOI Don Veto's Bigliest Lies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsQ2hX_noNw Trump Tweets Read By Villains https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_PdO2v4Zkg Clang, Clang, Clang Went Josh Hawley! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07II_EJlcYg Jon Stewart Shreds Cucker Quarrelsome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aErmTELe10Q Filibuster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9G49X2oVyk We Can Coup It https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-iXf5zScAU The Snake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4AonVXgBeg Hypocrite Hall Of Fame Nominees https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FElCsjJKqY King Of Corona https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q37Cfqy31Ec MyPillow Mikey’s Wacky New Lawsuit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fno7789N2uU Trumpism Still The Dark Heart Of The GOP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ndwgrc-b0g Texts Full Of B-Movie Quotes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaMy0alz8M8 Orgies, Cocaine & Burner Phones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtqgrG7oWJw ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Jonathan Pie: America's Truth! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyEtLS-9KxU Unhinged Rally Promotes Slow-Moving Coup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rasnmWrGD64 Wretched Wrudy Wruins The Masked Singer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy_R2R_tetw Easier To List Trump Aides Who Aren't In Trouble https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUCgkhanV4o The GOP's Pretend Panic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wudzWpYIGKQ Radical Left Maniacs & Testicle Tanning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyCeHBrm6sc Morning Joe Shocked & Appalled By UnMasked Rudy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbxymrhSve8 Relentlessly Stupid Cluster Of Weirdos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2AstPiquZ0 Rudy Colludy Gets Bad To Da Bone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-SuMTorGOU The Far Right’s Bogus 'War On Masculinity' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obUFIqkr-iI Donnie's Sweaty Chat With Piers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBcisRa8Lkg Heads We Win, Tails We Coup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDkjjGZ92NQ Perjury Taylor Greene Goblin Plays Dumb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxYDtW0QWoc Trump Turns Down Musk's Twitter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_62dC9DfOU ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Don Veto’s Mess of Frightening Candidates https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2qjvjcy92U Roasting The Press 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkeOtcmoaOI Trump Afraid Of Dangerous Fruits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIt_flcwKyw Texas Paul Vs The Party Of Weirdos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlGSfEawWT4 GOP Handmaid's Tale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g2CqOrFGak Toilet-Obsessed Weirdo Held In Contempt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRG4fIAgrUc Hannity Explains His Bootlicking Texts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzhTwvRotdk Roasting The Press 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR4f-3LcGh8 Stupidest People In Congress Awards https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpFqMWmj9Oo GOP Judges Exposed As Liars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jbHMHN_mfo Roasting The Press 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqfnHU9i38E Mopey Prick Brags About His Bigly Brain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIaCYI1FxAE ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Eminem Knees Rudy In Da Colludy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1a_DBZKJOQ Unkind Words For Mikey Pillow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T75ABe-kfeQ Rudy Colludy Keeps Incriminating Himself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogCKWyYARDc A Tome of Titillating Trump Tall Tales https://claytoonz.com/2022/05/10/another-tome-of-titillating-trump-tales/ Don Veto Thought China Had A Hurricane Gun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=folR3L2FzEI Trump Planning A Video Streaming Service https://www.ajournalofmusicalthings.com/donald-trump-is-planning-a-streaming-service-no-really/ The Plot Against King Donald https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/may/16/former-trump-official-kash-patel-writes-childrens-book-repeating-false-claim-over-steele-dossier What's The Deal With Kellyanne? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ekatJMDC3g United States Of Dumb-Merica https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dMOfwUP0F0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Prime Time Treason Finale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lwvWHEJQEo Ghoulish Collection Of Conmen & Weirdos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApLRKAyspLY Trump's Everything Woke Remix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7VGUAi3C_8 CrimeTime For SuperCaliFragilisticExpialiDouchebags https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZdCvKXyAI4 Faux Snooze Won't Handle The Truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY_wvR52_tQ Fox Will Show Reruns Of Benghazi Hearings https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fox-news-unable-to-air-january-6th-hearings-owing-to-reruns-of-benghazi-hearings January 666: Schmuckosaurus Promo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOoDOzoWVgs The Muppet CrimeTime Treason Special https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpYv5MNpg6o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ8_X3FFxRU https://www.thewrap.com/colbert-gives-the-jan-6-hearings-a-fun-the-muppet-show-intro-video/ https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2022/jun/10/stephen-colbert-january-6-hearing-late-night Republicans Cry Foul As Hearings Begin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-Xg5MpSvvA GOP & Fox Are Cover-Up Suspects https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w6pJYaqUVQ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- America's Got Treason 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyMzy6Q81-c Fox Deploys Weapons Of Mass Distraction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahcgaZ9j2h4 Hearing We Go Again With Exhibit A-Hole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEcKTJgJiOg Drunk Rudy Colludy & The Bigly Yuge Lie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crdg2P-2EKY CSI Can't Believe Trump's Not In Jail Yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUGYlDyTEp0 Fox News Host Loses It When Called Out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ1-cL8hEHA Somebody's Going To Jail For This, Right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuEoVYqa37Q Investigating The Thing We All Saw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZznNSJNRbg Rudy Colludy Was Drunk On Diet Pepsi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjBRBcVMm88 Proud Boys Complain About Late Show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncxCXzYrd0k Shocking, Disturbing, & Suuuuuper Juicy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDBu1b-pb4g They Said WHAT??!!-ergate? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CFiJ9Szug8 Do As I Say, Not As I Coup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-rHbWq7jto A Baseball Bat With Justice Written On It https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlIy5E6zF9Q ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Big Fat Snake Has A Dream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpHU1m_RO6c Trump's Entire Career Based On Bullshit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zSMZXfcq2M Happy Insurrection Day: Trump Dangles Pardons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1arFVvy4oQ Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Commits Insurrection https://www.thewrap.com/colbert-mocks-uproar-over-arrested-staffers-by-listing-historys-greatest-puppet-crimes-video/ Trump Vs Pence 2024 Debate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1x1pAsFiCg Scary Plotter & The Goblet Of Liars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw50MlFeB1U Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZQfpH1vY94 Rudy Colludy Has Lotsa Theories https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m81ucemErlA How Scammy Doofus Weaponized The DOJ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbqlFlstlHQ Hip-Hop Backlash To Loser Trump's Dumpster Fire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rTy1KRD3hg Bill Maher Takes Down Trump Dissy Fit https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=1222148141871033 A Week In The Life Of The GOP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrjxTG9OFyY Elmo Claps Back At Ted Cruz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFBRqqOc0pk When Fraudy Krueger Lost His Lunch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGNVG5XS4-U ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Donnie's Bitch-Fit Meltdown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpXnrKxojgE Credible Nuggets Of Sedition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ih3MlJjSyw Fox News Stunned Into Awkward Pause https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irXvjn-ehHE The Sheer Awfulness Of Trump World https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgGEwldM8js Plotters Laid Out A Blueprint For Arresting Them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKiCCHVJCqU Don Veto Takes On The Secret Service https://www.facebook.com/steve.schlafly/videos/1471270066682595 Not-Very-Good-At-This-Fellas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1a7anEuj5A Radical Seditionists & Potato Shaped Goblins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7caqTRUJno Mutineer's Island: A Three Hour Tour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBA7xkdhRuk Roast Chickens & Churchill Busts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ9ES2jr3CI Trump's 'Get Out Of Jail Free' Card https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k80Qkb3LFL8 Fox & Friends Expose The Secret Service https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXTz21w_DJE The Laziest & Most Dangerous President https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8uARIIyz9s Running Coach Analyzes Hawley’s Heroic Sprint https://www.outsideonline.com/health/running/culture-running/opinion-culture-running/our-running-coach-analyzes-senator-josh-hawleys-january-6-sprint/ It's The Final Hearing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad4mz8E_lUA ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Laser-Focused On President J.F.K.F.C. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq4630ilmf0 Being Chickenshit Hurts Hawley's Fascist Cred https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/hawley-concerned-that-being-a-coward-is-overshadowing-his-work-as-a-fascist GOP's Band Of Losers, Weirdos & Incels https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1553912487753396224 Will Trump Run For President To Avoid Prison? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZsu1OQ-hFI Seven Years – No Indictments https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5UXakOKFFo America Or Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmSM9WKBP_w Donnie Loses It In Embarrassing Outtakes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=329yHXDvuYw OAN Reduced To Begging Leftists For Help https://god.dailydot.com/oan-beg-leftists/ Tantrum Outtakes & Hawley's Chicken Run https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBYsUDuA21Y Al Franken Skewers Trump’s Outtakes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz-xbM6jaRY The Sound Of Josh Hawling Ass https://www.facebook.com/1008786921/videos/424725286254749 DOJ Probes Kermit The Potential Fraud https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIy2hUrlgwo Biggest Con Game In Political History https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUnz4thNioE Desi Lydic Foxsplains The January 6 Hearings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqFMA3tE9zs ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Karm-A-Lago Time For The Former Guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvneygfQ4iw MAGA Whiners Immune To Irony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbJvrg2TAGQ Who Ratted You Out, Donnie? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcVSC-BgTww 'The Best Is Yet To Come!’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk94EKBWZJA Fox Demands Full Investigation Of Trump https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1557141679802548227 America's Most Tremendously Wanted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJoUmJMqSG0 Trump's Little Boxes https://www.castanet.net/news/Letters/380344/Trump-s-little-boxes QAnon 'Imbeciles' Attempt Citizens Arrests On Cops https://www.rawstory.com/qanon-2657876787/ The Wicked Witch Speaks https://www.facebook.com/1316568518/videos/10222367946610297 America's Got Treason 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzynlyXgsWc World's Greatest Fifth-Taker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnqqIl4uFzA MAGA Candidates Spread The Big Lie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buHIY1dDaeA Trick Or Treason For Hell Toupee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YYppfdNz68 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiKIokGgF20 Don Veto Goes Nuclear https://www.facebook.com/100002815833353/videos/2330238413797596 The Boy From Mar-A-Lago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxbZ8jgqfbo

CELEBRITY EXTORTIONIST All The President's Venom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpx19Ykhbdk Voters Elected An Imbecilic Con Man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLDKdoOZsGM 'This Sad, Embarrassing Wreck Of A Man' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsgccOuZ0qg GOP Enablers Fueled Trump's Refusal To Concede https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi-NwD30ADs Georgia On His Mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIJU3M-kKhI Trump's Call: From Mafia-Like Intimidation To Flattery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYjKmc0iGFQ Trump Wanted To Rescind 2020 Results https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIIdcCOrHvo Trump Sues Clinton Over Russia Claims https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ZBWUqlWvo Size Does Matter At Georgia Rally https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trumps-georgia-rally-sees-smallest-crowd-in-state-since-2016-reporters/ar-AAVybod Will Trump Ever Be Indicted In New York? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWw5ZrParmM Two Rulings Against Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOvGU9zmrtk Can This Thug Become President Again? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU4JKV9Opt0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- A Coup In Search Of A Legal Theory https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/a-federal-judge-just-added-rocket-fuel-to-the-case-for-prosecuting-trump/ar-AAVBrBB We Don’t Know Half Of Trump's Illegal Shit https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/03/donald-trump-missing-phone-logs-capitol-attack Were White House Records Tampered With? https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/mar/30/trump-used-white-house-phone-call-capitol-attack-jan-6-not-official-log Phone Gaps Suspiciously Tailored To Events https://news.yahoo.com/gaps-trumps-phone-logs-during-200220580.html Fake News Rally Fact-Checked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvYjl9h5-QI Evidence Links Trump To Coup Plot https://www.msnbc.com/the-beat-with-ari/watch/-potus-participated-trump-busted-by-evidence-tying-him-to-coup-plot-136813125729 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53JakXCvQa0 Investigations Into Trump Not Going Away https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/the-investigations-into-donald-trump-arent-going-away/ar-AAVYTxI Fact Checking Delusional Trump Interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlrRXz1yrxo Trump Deflects Blame For Riot https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/04/07/trump-interview-jan6/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- NY Criminal investigation Of Trump Not Over https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/criminal-investigation-into-trump-and-his-company-continues-as-prosecutors-review-new-evidence-ny-da-says/ar-AAVYBv3 Clear Evidence Of Criminal Intent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2WTObOw1b8 This Is How You Fact Check A Liar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maTdriB6lsk Historians Wrestle With Trump's Legacy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P_KaY3arAU Trump 'Groomed' Followers For Riot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJqqhJXkikI Donald Would Stop At Nothing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tuAcRz50uo Trump's Influence Crashes After Media Flops https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x34l8lpzxxU Peeling Back The Trump Onion In Georgia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVF6FZ00vqw The Party Of One Came Close To A Coup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7CHBCz9ARA Trump Is Contempt Personified https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFfH3vdc0BA Donald Is A Black Hole Of Need https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eaW-GGjjo ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Trump's Fear Of Flying Fruit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiQt1V4QGos Coup Attempt Was ‘Dry Run’ For 2024 https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2022/04/luttig-warns-trump-coup-2024.html Torching Treasonous, Vengeful Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGzXwQu-ec8 The Don Wanted To Shoot Protesters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzonaaQVfec Trump Wades Into Current Culture Wars https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/politics/2022/may/news-exclusive-everything-i-said-was-right-donald-trump-wades-into-current-culture-wars Georgia Grand Jury Starts Criminal Probe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igm95taUBEY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkb78uCbFe4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlcTQU5jfhY Trump Defends His 'Perfect' Georgia Phone Call https://news.yahoo.com/trump-reacts-georgia-grand-jury-155412112.html The Donald's Enthusiasm For State Violence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAfSzVH_MfU ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Trump Wanted To ‘Quietly’ Bomb Mexico https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8dppGyTEfY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlV5x5Rjx7U Musk Would Overturn Twitter’s Trump Ban https://variety.com/2022/digital/news/elon-musk-reverse-twitter-donald-trump-ban-1235263248/ Trump Waged War On The Democratic Process https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8kcavjDmS4 Trump Is The Architect Of The Coup Strategy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo_pa5W_eYg Trump On Trial: The Question Of Criminality https://www.brookings.edu/research/trump-on-trial/ Cohen Knows What Trump Is Planning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCMpj53HyXw Woodward: Trump ‘Conspired In A Criminal Way' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzTphpQqchk Trump's Frightening Compulsion To Dominate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLVzXO7aStc How Trump Bullied Mike Pence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n086YhxdjBw Only Thing That Mattered Was Loyalty To Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZRviPwF3sY ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Trump's Words Were Seen As A Call To Arms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHraRyOd3gs Kinzinger: 'Donald Trump Is Responsible' https://www.cbsnews.com/news/january-6-committee-hearing-donald-trump-responsible-adam-kinzinger/ Trump's Refusal to Act During 1/6 Attack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KuARbvmk-g Evidence Puts Trump At Heart Of Probe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ziCKi9bvg Et Tu, Ivanka? https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/10/opinion/jan-6-hearing.html The Don Melts Down In Truth Social Rant https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-truth-social-jan-6-hearing-ivanka-pence_n_62a352f1e4b0cdccbe4f3f9d Trump: 'Our Country Is In Such Trouble!' https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-reacts-january-6-hearing-capitol-attack-truth-social-1714516 Abusing Legal Process To Promote Big Lie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKsJRr4dlas Trump’s Secret Plot Exposed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR4k6J8IXHE ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Trump Conned His Voters With Big Lie Grift https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mi15g-Lkrc Trump Brought ‘Rumor After Rumor’ To Barr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg5-gDFsKCY MAGA  Aide Says 45 Knew He Was Lying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCHWArgsIq8 Michael Cohen Annihilates Trump & Barr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afULKIjdYxU Trump's Grift Bilked Donors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkRtTEMzjeI First Seditious President Of The USA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lck4tV7Xao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW0qyGZ-Up8 Trump Demands 'Equal Time' To Refute 'Witch Hunt' https://www.mediaite.com/politics/trump-rages-at-slanderous-jan-6-committee-demands-equal-time-to-spell-out-the-massive-voter-fraud/ A Man & His Mob https://andrewsullivan.substack.com/p/a-man-and-a-mob-36b Mary Trump On Donald’s Criminal Intent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVhIIJtICFY Trump’s Mob Tactics & 'Rats' Talk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6DULYzYRVU ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Greatest Grifter In The History Of The USA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsNhN30KZNw How Trump Exploited His Fans https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jun/18/donald-trump-election-defense-fundraising-defrauded-fans Trump Has No Plausible Deniability https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/18/opinion/mike-pence-trump-jan-6.html Majority Of Americans Want Trump Indicted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2A2981b7Cs The Time To Put Trump On Trial Is Drawing Near https://www.ft.com/content/7f61bee8-89ce-4126-a71a-197725749f42 The Donald Continues To Build The Case Against Him https://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2022/06/trump-continues-to-build-the-jan-6-committees-case-against-him-conservative/ Fox Host Abandons Trump On Air https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkjf5sDJ9Ag Mary Trump Not Shocked By Uncle's Violent Outbursts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqVHobcpWas Trump Linked To Armed Violence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr9le-4YZjA Why Trump Always Walks Free https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSaZnZzYgy0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Unhinged Trump's Sloppy Coup Exposed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeBtX-hOEGE Trump Sought To Wield Violence By Loyalists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glZ6uMPs0CI The Don Melts Down Over Hutchinson Testimony https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/donald-trump-melts-down-on-truth-social-over-cassidy-hutchinsons-jan-6-testimony/ar-AAYY9CQ https://occupydemocrats.com/2022/06/28/meltdown-trump-vents-his-anger-after-jan-6-testimony-proves-extremely-damaging/ Why Uncle Donald Throws Food https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er20KSoGD-M Trump’s Had Bad Moments, But Few Worse Than This https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-e2-80-99s-had-bad-moments-but-few-worse-than-cassidy-hutchinson-e2-80-99s-testimony/ar-AAYYx4l Trump Wanted To Enter House Chamber With An Armed Mob https://www.alternet.org/2022/06/yale-historian-donald-trump-desperation/ Hutchinson Further Damages Trump’s Reputation https://www.minnpost.com/eric-black-ink/2022/06/cassidy-hutchinson-further-damages-donald-trumps-presidents-reputation-your-scribe-apologizes-to-former-president/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Hutchinson’s Testimony Should Be The End Of Trump https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/cassidy-hutchinsons-testimony-should-be-the-end-of-donald-trump Trump's Coup Plot Followed A Pre-Existing Script https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pX0u1i_muU Why Was Trump Mixing With An Armed Crowd? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwA3YZ_CZWQ Most Investigated, Least Prosecuted Man In US History https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2YXD3C054w The President Lunged At The Steering Wheel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkzWxgq99Gg The Donald Has Humiliating Meltdown On Live TV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1m5j1LisLI The Don's ‘Mob Boss’ Playbook May Be Deployed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqZkLPSZP3E How To Convict Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6KgTfGkkhk Donald J. Trump, Meanest Of Mean Girls https://www.salon.com/2022/07/02/donald-j-trump-meanest-of-mean-girls-he-isoi-doesnt-want-to-be-our-friend-anymore/ The Don Is ‘Up To His Eyeballs In Criminality’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gVPwnERza4 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Panicked Trump Spends Sunday Raging On Truth Social https://realpolitick.com/2022/07/not-normal-panicked-trump-spends-his-sunday-raging-on-truth-social-a-real-loser/ New Jan 6 Documentary Footage Revealed https://www.politico.com/news/2022/07/05/trailer-trump-documentary-january-6-committee-holder-00043960 Trump: Jan 6 Panel 'Thugs' Ignoring 'Burning Cities' https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-jan-6-panel-criminal-charges-july-4-burning-down-cities_n_62c30d3ae4b0a21d842a1a2d Is Trump Bracing For Indictment? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NLcrJgWbpU Investigators Inch Closer To Charging Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc4cdCwk32o Trump's ‘Succession-Type Vibe' https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politics-news/unprecedented-documentary-filmmaker-alex-holder-jan-6-footage-1235173387/ Possible Trump Ties To Far-Right Militias Examined https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jul/07/next-jan-6-hearing-trump-far-right-militias I Was Betrayed By President Trump https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/10/opinion/capitol-police-jan-6.html ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Trump 'Terrified' As Walls 'Closing In' https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-is-terrified-his-white-house-counsel-is-cooperating-with-jan-6-panel-mary-trump/ar-AAZpkkl?li=BBnb7Kz Trump's Jan 6 Actions Were Deliberate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVvMj1bmRZY Witness Trump Called Was WH Support Staffer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNLpfmBmCfY Trump Totally Obsessed With Jan 6 Committee https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/donald-trump-is-totally-obsessed-with-the-january-6-committee/ar-AAZzQeS Be There, Will Be Wild! https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=1239063973575572 Why Trump Is 'Desperately Worried' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVYEIjmR9mM Looking Into Trump’s 187 Minutes Of Inaction https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R56KDQP6x84 Was Trump ‘Detached From Reality’ – Or Calculating? https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/was-trump-detached-from-reality-or-calculating-jan-6-committee-to-cap-case-against-ex-president/ar-AAZMyzf Shocking Moments From ‘Unprecedented’ Documentary https://variety.com/2022/tv/news/unprecedented-donald-trump-jan-6-documentary-discovery-plus-1235312905/ Strongest Evidence Of Guilt: Chart Tracks Trump’s Intent https://www.justsecurity.org/82247/strongest-evidence-of-guilt-chart-tracking-trumps-knowledge-and-intent-in-efforts-to-overturn-the-election/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Trump Will Run For Office To Run From The Law https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCUnhLVy6QY Trump Campaign Chief Bannon Guilty In Jan 6 Case https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DieR1T5AfM https://globalnews.ca/news/9009420/steve-bannon-trial-verdict/ Trump Planned To Falsely Claim Victory In 2020 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTqbK1v3AEc Prime Time Hearing Shows Trump Playing Active Role https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsFZCXHzCN8 Mob Attack Was Intended By The President https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZass85aCfA Trump Sought To Say Most Rioters Acted 'Peacefully' https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/jan-6-hearing-trump-sought-to-say-most-rioters-acted-peacefully-in-deleted-clip/ar-AAZOSUZ Kinzinger: Trump ‘Chose Not To Act’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydQsq-P7tMw 'I Don't Want To Say The Election Is Over' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kih5hGkx5-M Trump Still Trying To Overturn 2020 Election https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mO5fOAnAUE Trump Throws Unhinged Truth Social Tantrum https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-truth-social-jan-6-hearing-1366004/ https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-goes-on-unhinged-rant-following-prime-time-january-6th-hearing/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Trump Ignored Call From Pentagon During Attack https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-ignored-pentagon-call-jan-6-1386637/ Modern Nero Watched Capitol Sacked From Dining Room https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/jul/21/trump-modern-nero-watched-us-capitol-sacked-white-house-dining-room Trump Fired A Bullet Into The Heart Of Democracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K6iq-67Z2I Self-Awareness In Short Supply For Trump https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jul/26/donald-trump-washington-dc-speech-america-first Biden Tears Into Trump Over Violence Against Police https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/biden-tears-trump-violence-police-hours-ex-president-returns-dc-campai-rcna39860 Woodward & Bernstein: Trump's Political Obituary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EySfcMPxZs Trump Proven Unfit For Power Again https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/editorials/trump-proven-unfit-for-power-again https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/this-conservative-editorial-board-just-absolutely-trashed-donald-trump/ar-AAZ2bWo What Would America Under Fascism Look Like? https://hartmannreport.com/p/what-would-an-american-fascist-government 'Incitement By Silence': Murdoch Media Blisters Trump https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/incitement-by-silence-rupert-murdoch-s-newspapers-blister-trump-after-j6-hearings/ar-AAZTVlA Stick A Fork In Trump – The Ex-President Is Done https://www.thedailybeast.com/put-a-fork-in-donald-trump-the-ex-president-is-done?ref=home Donald Trump: American Monster https://www.irishtimes.com/world/americas/2022/06/12/trump-revealed-as-a-true-us-monster/

TREASON TRIBUNAL Meet The Jan 6 Committee Members https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2022/06/08/january-6-house-committee-members-list/7552965001/ Preliminary Hearing 2021 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnFSSyoNu_k Top Moments Of The 2022 Hearings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py2XbbB4EzQ Public Hearing #1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Lo3lNO6JE Jan 6 Hearing Structured Like A Trial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRIpGw1luw January 6th Was Trump's Plan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aybAvfnc7KI 'It Was Carnage, It Was Chaos' https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/capitol-police-officer-says-it-was-carnage-it-was-chaos-during-jan-6-testimony/ar-AAYhZmd The Riot Was An ‘Attempted Coup’ https://www.mlive.com/news/2022/06/us-capitol-riot-on-jan-6th-an-attempted-coup-prime-time-hearing-told.html Officer Dunn Sheds Tears Watching Footage https://www.huffpost.com/entry/harry-dunn-jan-6-hearing_n_62a29a48e4b04a61734c6896 Trump Didn't Make A Single Phone Call https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=368xvHBDMeA The Don's Allies Implicate Him https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/at-first-hearing-jan-6-panel-uses-trumps-allies-to-lay-out-case-against-him/ar-AAYhk4p How Fox Tried To Spin The Hearing https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/heres-how-fox-and-newsmax-tried-to-spin-the-january-6-committees-first-prime-time-hearing/ar-AAYhWT8 Dispelling The Thick Fog Of Propaganda https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prX93HS8IbY The Truth Won Last Night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADCXg-qrz_0 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Committee Warns Democracy 'In Danger' https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/jan-hearing-key-takeaways-committee-warns-democracy-danger/story?id=85302189 'This Case Could Be Tried' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtIBe8u_phY Tears, Tissues, T-Shirts https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/tears-tissues-t-shirts-what-it-was-like-in-the-hearing-room-during-the-jan-6-committee-hearing/ar-AAYiddW The Legal Legacy Of The Civil War https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdct_1p58Ic When Have We Ever Seen A Coup Like This? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzR2rVKwrK4 DC Still Recovering From That Awful Day https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/the-jan-6-hearing-laid-bare-how-dc-is-still-recovering-from-that-awful-day/ar-AAYk18x This Was A Scheme, Not A Riot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e71qWO2pxBI Truth Versus Alternative Facts https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/jun/10/the-guardian-view-on-the-january-6-committee-hearing-truth-v-alternative-facts The Hearings Could Change Republican Minds https://newsletters.theatlantic.com/the-third-rail/62a3496595033600218a4dbb/january-6-committee-hearings-trump-republicans/ Committee Still Has Surprises In Store https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jun/10/capitol-attack-hearing-analysis-trump-pence Set-Piece TV Can Still Pack A Punch https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jun/10/primetime-january-6-tv-hearings-us-capitol-attack ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Public Hearing #2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBjc8rTcOY8 Fox News Switches To Airing The Hearings https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/watch/why-fox-started-covering-the-jan-6-hearings/vi-AAYpG2m?category=foryou Trump's Inner Circle Tried To Reason With Him https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2022/06/13/second-Jan-6-hearing-Trump-overturn-election/3971655068074/ ‘The Big Lie Was Also A Big Rip-Off' https://www.grid.news/story/politics/2022/06/13/january-6-hearings-day-2-the-big-lie-was-also-a-big-rip-off/ Trump Took Advice From Inebriated Giuliani https://www.indy100.com/politics/trump-rudy-giuliani-drunk-election A $250 Million Trump Con https://upnorthnewswi.com/2022/06/13/a-250-million-trump-con-six-key-takeaways-from-jan-6-committee-hearing-no-2/ Drunk Rudy & 2000 Debunked Mules https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/a-drunk-rudy-giuliani-bill-barr-ridicules-2000-mules-and-other-jan-6-hearings-day-2-highlights/ar-AAYpFhl Jan 6 Panel Says Trump Fleeced His Base https://health.wusf.usf.edu/2022-06-13/jan-6-panel-says-trump-fleeced-his-base-and-5-other-takeaways-from-the-2nd-hearing ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Public Hearing #3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD3wpyVmciE A Clear & Present Danger To Mike Pence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQzhJoZi1eQ Evidence Of Trump's Pressure On Pence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnt5UfWeBH8 New Details About Pence’s Terrifying Day https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/06/16/jan-6-committee-reveals-new-details-about-pences-terrifying-day/ hearings have revealed a ton of new material https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/heres-everything-weve-learned-from-the-january-6-committee-hearings-so-far/ar-AAYyNDy Pure 100-Proof Fascism, Completely Lawless https://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2022/06/pure-100-proof-fascism-morning-joe-panel-hammers-completely-lawless-trump-election-plot-revealed-in-new-emails/ Trump Responds Defiantly To Jan 6 Hearings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DaCahQOfRg The Don Handed 'A Death Sentence' To Pence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDu8qZV-UPk Trump Calls Hearings A 'Disgraceful Performance' https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-fires-back-jan-committee-calls-hearings-disgraceful/story?id=85463648 Committee Makes A Criminal Referral – Its Own Way https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/the-jan-6-select-committee-makes-a-criminal-referral-%E2%80%94-its-own-way/ar-AAYz7zZ What Took Pence So Long To Do Right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZUTrru7b64 How To Trump-Proof The 2024 Election https://newrepublic.com/article/166843/january-6-trump-pence-luttig-electoral-count-act Jan 6 Committee Has Masterfully Trapped Trump https://www.rawstory.com/the-house-january-6th-select-committee-has-masterfully-trapped-donald-trump/ Trump Isolated As The Bad Actor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnxU5nCo_vM ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Public Hearing #4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyDxH8mb2do 'There Were No Votes To Find' https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10938891/Adam-Schiff-gets-prosecuting-Trump-latest-Jan-6th-hearing.html 'I Do Not Want To Be A Winner By Cheating' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bn_3fu8wCM Election Workers Recall Threats To Family https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23dn9VXWCsg https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/election-worker-remembers-death-threats-after-trump-s-fraud-claims-be-glad-it-s-not-1920/ar-AAYImfN#image=AAYyZzS|12 Lady Ruby: 'I Felt Homeless' https://www.11alive.com/video/news/politics/ruby-freeman-i-felt-homeless-when-fbi-told-her-she-needed-to-leave-home-for-safety/85-1a51ed87-7384-4948-944b-ece3cd7cc129 Public Hearing #5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjMNdMqxuiQ How Trump Nearly Subverted Justice Department https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/06/january-6-hearing-day-five-trump-doj-2020-election Key Takeaways From DOJ Testimonies https://edition.cnn.com/2022/06/23/politics/january-6-hearing-day-5-takeaways/index.html https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/5-key-takeaways-from-fifth-january-6-capitol-riot-hearing/ar-AAYNxWX Trump's Plan To Topple The Justice Department https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/miss-day-5-of-the-jan-6-hearing-trumps-plan-to-topple-the-justice-department-and-more/ar-AAYNOZB Hearings Could Lead To Criminal Charges https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/jan-6-hearings-could-stymie-trump-s-attempt-to-delegitimize-criminal-charges/ar-AAYSAow ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Public Hearing #6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGe_C9Rbeak Top Takeaways From Surprise Witness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbaDqd76XKA An Exemplary, Courageous Witness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56BBO8dix8 Cassidy Hutchinson Highlights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGtpFly2Q48 From Trusted Insider To Explosive Witness https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/cassidy-hutchinson-e2-80-99s-path-from-trusted-insider-to-explosive-witness/ar-AAYYxmN All The Bombshells Cassie Dropped https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/all-the-bombshells-cassidy-hutchinson-dropped-about-trump-and-jan-6/ar-AAYXXfI Trump Aides Vouch For Hutchinson https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/as-trump-rails-at-cassidy-hutchinsons-jan-6-testimony-other-aides-vouch-for-her/ar-AAYYrJC Witness Tampering & Obstructions Of Justice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6TnUwX2m9I A Data & Information Cluster Bomb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmSkZN9G3Nk Star Witness Imperils ‘Criminal’ Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa3hOkAd70w AOC: Pardon-Seekers Should Be Expelled https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6cv-XNwXBk Trump Coup Nightmare: 'Devastating' Smoking Gun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOcZRxBwZ1k Why A Surprise Hearing Was Critical https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-kPUFN5cVE Witness Tampering By Mob Boss Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocYkJ_XBKGQ 'When You Try A Coup, You Have To Pay' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBi1ygbzdiI Cheney Rebukes 'Dangerous & Irrational' Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_Gv7PauPhAl ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Why Americans Are Watching The Hearings https://sports.yahoo.com/20-million-people-saw-primetime-100051287.html Cracks In The GOP Armor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUGYzUoTnh8 An Ominous Warning Of The Demise Of A Great Tradition https://www.sacbee.com/opinion/article262731102.htm Will this Finally Bring Down The Cult Of Trump? https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/28/opinion/trump-jan-6-hearing.html This Hearing Is About As Historic As It Gets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5YcoWjkSto Case for Prosecuting Trump Just Got Much Stronger https://frenchpress.thedispatch.com/p/the-case-for-prosecuting-donald-trump Lofgren: We Won't Allow Intimidation Of Witnesses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jagp7cXw8kM Trump Could Use 'OJ Simpson Defence' If Charged https://www.indy100.com/politics/trump-6-january-committee-testimony Threats Of Violence From Trump Supporters https://twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1544331441135386624 Grand Jury Subpoenas Giuliani & Eastman https://www.ajc.com/politics/fulton-grand-jury-subpoenas-giuliani-graham-trump-confidantes/POUNSTTUXZDGDB3D5LKA7TIQQM/ How Likely Are Criminal Charges For Trump? https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jul/01/trump-january-6-hearing-testimony-doj-criminal-charges Mulvaney: Republicans Should Pay Attention https://www.charlotteobserver.com/opinion/article263174168.html Cheney: Multiple Criminal Referrals Of Trump Possible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJzdMLccRZ4 https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2022/07/03/jan6-trump-criminal-referrals-cheney/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Cipollone Testimony ‘A Very Good Development’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x8PB26Cb_M Could Cipollone Be The John Dean Of Jan 6? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iKd0Lm8iG8 MAGA 'Hearsay' Defense Crumbles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-phy7hUE28 6 Questions I Hope Pat Cipollone Answered https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/6-questions-i-hope-pat-cipollone-answered/ar-AAZnbo8 Trump Lawyer Warned Of White House Felonies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyeBuDmHePM It’s Been A Bad Week For Donald Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KboZ--xCFTM How Trump Has Been Consuming Jan 6 Hearings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmTtPkRwXxc Trump's Possible Ties To Militia Groups https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyKV4yEz6v0 Bannon Cooperates Amid Growing Evidence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVQGLrNZbgw New Report On Jan 6 Mob's Weapons   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZvRD3Y-i_o Bannon Should Not Get A Public Hearing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb8LBlYti7Q Next Hearing To Focus On Far-Right Militia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrD1f58_yJs Proud Boys To Take Center Stage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20OysmNdOpo ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Public Hearing #7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK7__28iw20 Top January 6 Reveals From Day 7 https://www.businessinsider.com/tamper-trouble-for-trump-unhinged-oval-office-tuesdays-hearing-reveals-2022-7 Trump Associates Tied To Violent Extremists https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-jan-6-committee-extremists_n_62cd883fe4b094232780b0eb The Craziest Meeting In The Trump Presidency https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35R3bSsMZiA When All Else Failed, Trump Turned To Jan 6 Mob https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/when-all-else-failed-trump-turned-to-the-january-6-mob/ar-AAZvghg Trump’s Dangerous ‘Call to Arms’ https://www.thedailybeast.com/jan-6-panel-lays-out-donald-trumps-dangerous-call-to-arms https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/the-7th-jan-6-public-hearing-homed-in-on-how-trump-invited-extremists-to-washington/ar-AAZvA1O Trump's ‘Random Riot’ Defense Crumbles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6goWJbCYy4 'Lies, Deceit & Snake Oil [Almost] Started New Civil War' https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/lies-deceit-and-snake-oil-jan-6-hearing-witness-says-trump-claims-might-have-started-a-new-civil-war/ar-AAZuD5Z ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Trump Tried To Contact Jan 6 Witness https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-tried-to-contact-jan-6-witness-liz-cheney-reveals-at-end-of-hearing Rioter Ayres Apologizes To Capitol Police https://twitter.com/JaxAlemany/status/1546948281997340672 Former Oath Keepers Media Director Speaks Out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df9nXPMt6to ‘Unhinged’ Pivotal Meeting Led To The Riot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDZ3__-PblI Trump Aide Bannon Faces Two Years In Prison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo0uvS3XIGE What Jan 6 Committee Needs to Ask In Big Finale https://www.yahoo.com/video/jan-6-committee-needs-ask-231909334.html January 6 Insurrection: Minute-By-Minute https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/10/politics/jan-6-us-capitol-riot-timeline/index.html Next Jan 6 Hearing Will Be In Prime Time https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/18/politics/january-6-primetime-hearing-explainer/index.html Trump White House Officials Expected To Testify https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/two-trump-white-house-officials-expected-testify-prime-time-jan-6-hear-rcna38832 Power In Chaos: Bannon Disrupting Democracy https://www.cnn.com/interactive/2022/07/politics/steve-bannon-us-democracy/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Secret Service Under Fire Over Deleted Jan 6 Texts https://www.politico.com/news/2022/07/19/national-archives-deleted-jan-6-secret-service-texts-00046552 https://www.msnbc.com/deadline-white-house/watch/jan-6-committee-deleted-secret-service-texts-may-have-violate-federal-records-act-144458309548 https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/jan-6-committee-says-secret-service-started-handing-over-records-e2-80-94but-agency-may-have-broken-law/ar-AAZNgUP Next Hearing To Focus On Threat To Democracy https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/rep-elaine-luria-prepares-to-lead-jan-6-committee-hearing-focusing-on-threat-to-democracy/ar-AAZNiSE Jan 6 Committee May Call Out Pro-MAGA Lawmakers https://news.yahoo.com/exclusive-jan-6-committee-plans-013824717.html Secret Service Text Deletion Scandal Deepens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez7LdU_pJSg Kinzinger: Trump’s SUV Outburst Corroborated https://www.thebulwark.com/jan-6th-committee-corroborates-trumps-suv-outburst/ This Is So Much Worse Than Watergate https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/29/opinions/jan-6-cassidy-hutchinson-worse-than-watergate-hemmer/index.html Trump ‘100% Committed Crimes’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwbsCmzHRMk ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Public Hearing #8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9nY48Ncdq0 Takeaways From Jan 6 Hearing Day 8 https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/21/politics/january-6-hearing-day-8-takeaways/index.html https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/two-takeaways-from-thursdays-jan-6-us-capitol-riot-hearing/ar-AAZQvmD Hawley's Sprint, Donnie's Outtakes, & Clark Kent   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOgjE7RdYZc Congressional Leaders Salvaged Democracy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHFatDHEaJg Gutless Wonder Ran From The Mob He Cheered https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-WdqFHci_Y Jan 6 Attack ‘Emboldened Our Enemies' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaqCVEioFDE Secret Service Texts Are Like Nixon's Lost Tapes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5egiGwPjIbg 'Not Just Dereliction, But Depravity' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcezgtI5pUY Commander-In-Chief Of The Insurrection https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V8cDE4SiSQ The Jan 6 Hearings Are Wounding Trump https://news.yahoo.com/accumulation-jan-6-hearings-wounding-083000217.html Jan 6 Hearings Plot A Roadmap To Autocracy https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jul/23/january-6-hearings-us-democracy-roadmap-autocracy Liz Cheney's Fiery Closing Statement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlRnBAiGsl0

INCITEMENTS TO INDICTMENTS John Dean Calls For Feds To Indict Trump https://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2022/03/john-dean-calls-for-feds-to-take-over-manhattan-das-halted-investigation-and-indict-trump/ Garland Under Pressure To Charge Trump https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/apr/10/merrick-garland-charge-donald-trump-january-6 Biggest Failure Of A US Attorney General? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaFgau7ylHY The DOJ Must Prosecute Trump https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2022/07/prosecute-trump-january-6-doj/670511/ DOJ Now Investigating Trump Officials https://www.msnbc.com/all-in/watch/-significant-and-long-overdue-schiff-on-reports-of-doj-expanding-jan-6-probe-136620101630 https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/doj-reportedly-investigating-officials-in-donald-trump-s-orbit-tied-to-january-6th-136733765521 A Clear Sign The DOJ Is Investigating Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LcL65AN_Pk There's Enough For DOJ To Open Trump Case https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoG_9SM-Inw The DOJ Must Now Pursue Trump https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzWoUAM2oS4 'We Trust The Attorney General' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOIVpDI0iwo DOJ Has Super Powers Compared To Committee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQqZgw5gxZ0 DOJ Must Fill Gap In Evidence Against Trump https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2022-07-20/jan-6-committee-justice-department-donald-trump-prosecution Garland's Silence On Trump Is Eroding Our Trust https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/jan-6-hearing-witnesses-prove-trump-s-criminal-intent-n1297424 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Jan 6 Committee Has Given DOJ A Trial Run https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL-wMsf3aBg Garland: All Jan 6 Criminals Will Be Held Accountable https://www.politicalflare.com/2022/07/single-best-thing-merrick-garland-has-said-as-a-g-everyone-responsible-for-j6-will-face-prosecution/ Former Trump Insiders React To Prime Time Hearing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2ZhVnzObA0 Cheney Exposes Fox News Audience To Jan 6 Truth https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/a-sunday-miracle-fox-news-audience-exposed-to-jan-6-truth-during-liz-cheney-interview/ar-AAZUXTX DOJ Investigating The Donald's Closest Allies https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/26/politics/justice-department-pence-short-jacob-trump-grand-jury/index.html Autocrats On The March From Moscow To Mar-A-Lago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE7v6bngN_k DOJ Now Investigating Trump's Role In Jan 6 Riot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrAMjl3WpDw Don't Buy The Secret Service Excuses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCjN96uOriU DOJ Conducting Probe Into Trump’s Jan 6 Actions https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2022/07/26/trump-justice-investigation-january-6/ Trump Is 'Like Houdini,' But He Has Met His Match https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_TwGNoK_FE DOJ Homes In On Trump Efforts To Overturn Vote https://news.yahoo.com/justice-department-probe-homes-trump-231820090.html DOJ's Jan 6 Trump Investigation Is A Criminal Probe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PX1S8KWq0 DOJ Probe Into 1/6 Is Making Major Strides https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxQqS65vIy0 DOJ's Criminal Probe Of Trump Is Big News https://www.commondreams.org/news/2022/07/27/big-news-doj-investigating-trump-criminal-probe-jan-6-attack The Most Wide Ranging Investigation In DOJ History https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/merrick-garland-not-rule-prosecuting-trump-jan-6-rcna40092 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- DOJ Has Multiple Possible Paths To Trump Indictments https://news.yahoo.com/doj-multiple-possible-paths-trump-205618454.html Trump's Living MAGA TV Nightmare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWq9j01aEsc Breaking Down DOJ's Probe Into Trump’s Actions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMOE_XikETA Garland Doesn't Lie: DOJ Is Targeting Trump https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/column-garland-doesnt-lie-%E2%80%94-the-justice-department-is-targeting-trump/ar-AA101KiJ Leaks Of DOJ's Criminal Investigation Will Keep Coming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShG3JIs5et8 FBI Agents Conduct Surprise Raid On Mar-a-Lago https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11093449/FBI-agents-raid-Mar-Lago-Trump-says-home-siege-agents.html FBI Action Sparks Unhinged MAGA Tweets https://gizmodo.com/9-unhinged-tweets-fbi-raid-donald-trump-mar-a-lago-1849388563 FBI Search Focused On 15 Boxes From White House https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8pIuu4mF4g Violent Comments Flood Far-Right Forums https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyyeoP4uooc Karma Boomerang For A Narcissistic Sociopath https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsG2X1Mq_qU A Litany Of Excuses For A Legacy Of Corruption https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcyp8ufmBWE Public Hearing #9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBmE16yFQqc Pelosi On Jan 6: 'I'm Gonna Punch Him Out!' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwqFYvCQBAk Over To You, Garland https://www.facebook.com/watch?v=1096004144370986 Final Public Hearing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9Uz0zoG_UM Consequences For The Donald https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-hRybZy7tM

CLEAR & PRESENT DANGER: A POTUS ABSENT WITHOUT LAW https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/657180468385546240/resistance-tribute-part-1-clear-present-danger CIVIL WAR JUST AIN’T WHAT IT USED TO BE https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/652682070929326081/trumpery-swan-song-act-3-civil-war-just-aint DA GANG DAT COULDN’T COUP STRAIGHT https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/639339651499474944/photo-gallery-the-coup-before-christmas-meets ANTIFA ARTS THERAPY FOR USA’S DAY OF RECKONING https://musemash.tumblr.com/post/672616628600635392/antifa-arts-therapy-for-usas-day-of-reckoning

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7,10,16

7. If you couldn’t be convicted of any one type of crime, what criminal charge would you like to be immune to?

10. How do you judge a person?

16. If you were a ghost and could possess people, what would you make them do?

(( 7 : i would steal your heart ;) /j id choose breaking and entering so i can get people who don't deserve it out of jail. 10 : how they think of others, how they react to people who's opinions differ from theirs, and just generally how they hold themself. 16 : i would try to make them twerk at funny really bad times except i can't twerk so it's even better. then i'd possess my friend's close friends and just be like "hey bitch it's me. remember, eat god defy his rules </3 peace shawty" and dip ~ editor))

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*THE* mean-girl-dean-girl's Supernatural reboot MEGAPOST!

I'm gonna stick a little "keeping reading" here because hoooooo boy, this is a very long post.

Let's start with

Plot

Season 1

Dean kills John while they are out on a hunt in a crime of passion, but Dean doesn't remember because he blacked out. Cue Dean going to Stanford to get Sam and tell him "Dad's on a hunting trip... and he hasn't been home in a couple days."

The audience doesn't know what happened to John, but slowly figures it out with Dean and Sam as Dean slowly remembers what happened that night.

The entire first season, the boys are following the trail John left and fighting monsters as well. They find out Dean was with John, Sam realizes Dean has an unreliable memory, they have heart to hearts about their childhood and the fire, they find John's body, "how could you kill Dad?" but maybe Dean didn't kill dad, whooaaaaaa, misdirection.

It was actually good ole yeller eyes (Azazel) and he made it look like Dean killed John.

Okay, now let's move on to the first episode

Not sure how the opening would work, I would like the story of the fire to be revealed over the course of the first season, but maybe the opening scene could be a little bit of an establishing character relationships and backstory, idk, I haven't thought that far yet.

I'm thinking maybe it's like, Dean gets back to a motel room covered in blood and he listens to a voicemail on his phone from John saying he was on a hunt or something, I don't really know lol.

HOWEVER

I do know that after the intro rolls, we get a scene of Sam waking up to his alarm and "Nine to Five" by Dolly Parton starts playing.

Y'all know where this is going.

Cue a montage of Sam's normal Stanford college life (him sitting through lectures, walking through the campus with friends) spliced with scenes of Dean absolutely slaughtering a nest of vampires (or some other monsters, whatever works best.)

But

Now onto

Characters!!! (And descriptions)

Dean Winchester

Some lovely person on this site made edits of Dean with platinum blond hair and it made me feel some kind of way so we're doing that, homie's gonna have platinum blond hair

Side note about the hair, later when the brothers are running from the FBI he dyes it a dirty blond/light brown (insert jackles hair color controversy here) as a disguise.

He also gets tattoos because we were robbed.

Speaking of tattoos, concept: when Dean comes back from Hell, all of his tattoos are gone. His body is a clean slate, devoid of tattoos, scars, etc. So he gets his tattoos done all over again, which he doesn't mind because he made some bad, drunk tattoo decisions in his youth.

(And before you ask, yes, he does get one for Cas, either a bee or Cas's name in enochian, something cute.)

Dean goes to therapy after Sam gets sent to the Cage.

It's actually court mandated because he got in trouble, lol, he would never go to therapy on his own.

Along with the hair, Dean gets to be the grade A twunk we all know he is.

Sam Winchester

His hair gets longer in every scene he's in

No jk, but imagine

King of Microaggressions

Sam starts off like the sweetheart he is in season 1 but in later seasons he starts enjoying killing a little too much...

It's that demon blood, ba-by!!!

He brings up issues of morality to Dean, i.e. killing monsters who aren't hurting anyone. (Yes I know this is contradictory to my previous statement, but these two facets of Sam can and will coexist.)

Sam and Jess's relationship is explored further, meaning we'll need to start with a different inciting incident, but that's fine, I think everyone can agree fridgings are *(thumbs down)*

Sam doesn't truly know what happened the night of the fire until later, and then he understands why Dean is so protective of him.

Jess

She gets to live beyond the first episode

She is also trans

No, I don't feel like I have to explain myself and I won't 💜

She urges Sam to join Dean in a search for their brother, kind of gets pulled into the hunter lifestyle by association lol.

She dies on a rusty nail after fighting vampires on a routine hunt with Sam

No jk!!!

But imagine....

She's amazing and I love her and Lucifer also uses her as leverage against Sam and possesses her because I think that'd be cool.

She supports Sam 100% and also she and Dean are buddies, pals if you will.

She meets Cas Thee El and immediately she Knows, that is a homosexual.

She dies still so that we can have a Saileen Endgame but she's not dying the first episode or in a fridging. Not on my watch.

Castiel

He gets to keep his raw, light-fixture-exploding power.

I want more of that "I pulled you out of hell, I can throw you back in" energy except over dumb shit like Dean not cleaning up after himself.

He looks like a Dilf in every scene he's in, yeah, that's right, dilf with a capital D for *(GUNSHOTS)* *(gets sent to horny jail)*

Claire

She gets pink hair

And more time with Cas

And maybe a nose piercing

Feel like she should be able to kill a couple angels onscreen, punch a couple homophobes

She gets to meet Jack and teaches him swears and fun slang words.

She deserves it.

Jack

I says "that's my baby and I'm proud."

Jack starts off as a baby, but like Amara he grows up super quickly.

Like, baby to 11 year old in a couple days or less.

This is because Jack's emotional age on the show is on par with that of a 5th grader.

It's at this point when he's a young kid that he runs away from the Bunker and shenanigans ensue.

It's also at this point that Dean threatens to k*ll him.

(Still not sure if I want that in my Supernatural (threatened infanticide? In my Supernatural? It's more likely than you think) but we'll see. We'll see.)

Throughout a majority of season 13, Jack is like an 11 y.o. kid

Season 14 he's like a 16 y.o. teenager

Season 15 he's 21, you get the picture.

Listen, I love Alex Calvert a lot. He's great.

But Jack is a child and should be a child.

Kelly Kline

Kelly, baby, stay right where you are, you're perfect.

Eileen

SHE DOESN'T DIE

SHE GETS TO BE IN THE FINALE BECAUSE SHE'S AMAZING AND I LOVE HER.

BLURRY WIFE WHO? I ONLY KNOW SAILEEN ENDGAME!

She teaches Claire and Jack swears in sign-language. Castiel is not impressed.

John

J*hn W*nchester stans, DNI.

He's dead.

We only see him in flashbacks and only sometimes hear his voice in voice overs.

He's not "down the road" from Dean in Heaven, in fact he instead gets to wander around in some Purgatory like Hell for the rest of his time :)

People who get to say "fuck" on the show:

Cas (but only Once)

Jody

Bobby

Now onto other things

I want more of

Ghostfacers

(they need more screentime because I love them)

Dean/Benny

We know they had a thing.

They definitely had a thing.

Demon Dean

Again, I feel like more should've been done with this. All that build up for what, 2 episodes? was not utilized well at all.

Dean's Bisexuality

Straight Dean truthers DNI, my Supernatural is a show about love and being true to yourself

You think Supernatural is a show about 2 straight brothers fighting monsters?

Naw bitch, this is a show about the Gay Experience

He will get to have relations with men on this show.

Of course, only after John dies does he, y'know, display it. Maybe he kisses Cas on his dad's grave just to fuck John over, make him roll in grave.

We all agree John would be/is a homophobe piece of shit, right?

Okay, glad we're on the same page.

Dads

3 men and a baby with Jack is what I'm saying.

I love it when the Trio are father-figures to younger troubled characters they see themselves in, even better if it's like reluctant-but-loving father figure, oh, that trope gets me every time :'^)

Dadstiel and DadDean are my favorites, but I like it when Sam plays "Uncle Sam" to kids too lol.

"Fellas, is it gay to want a tight knit family with your husband, his son, his vessel's daughter, your brother, his wife, your cop mother figure and her wife and their adopted daughters? Asking for a friend."

Garth

Biggest flaw of Supernatural was underutilizing Garth.

I will never not be bitter that Garth was only in like, 7 episodes out of the whole 15 season series.

Every episode with Garth gets immediately 5 times better.

I love Garth.

Follow ups on characters who had entire episodes featured around them and then just... vanished???

This is mostly about Jesse, the magic kid whose imagination ruled an entire town like, his daddy was a demon and nothing came of that kid??? Only one episode about him?? No follow up???

KID CAN MANIPULATE REALITY AND WE'RE NOT GONNA GET A FOLLOW UP ON THAT?????

Uh, there was that one episode with Ennis the guy whose girlfriend was killed by a monster? I think?? Who we never see again, that was weird.

Tamara from season 3, episode 1.

And of course-

Cassie

She was so cool, and then we never saw her again :////

She gets to be a badass.

Religious imagery

As a former Catholic school student who has become for the most part, disillusioned with religion, religious imagery in TV shows like Supernatural make my brain go "brrrrrr."

Fun episodes!!!

Like, after season 6 or so, there's a drop in funny episodes

I'm talking Changing Channels, The French Mistake type stuff. (Scoobynatural is an outlier and should not be counted.)

So anyway

In my version we would have more fun episodes

I'm thinking

GENDER-SWAP EPISODE, BABY!!

(why they didn't do that in the original, we'll never know.)

An episode where Dean gets to wear eyeliner

That's it, end of post.

I want less

Racism

Yeah I feel like this is self explanatory, nearly every reoccurring character in SPN is white, and black side characters normally die in the episode they first appear in, or they'll be featured as a villain (Uriel, Raphael, Billie, etc)

Also there's a lot of... uh... asian fetishism featured in the show (what with "Busty Asian Beauties) that's really gross, also Kevin was a bit of a stereotype...

Also also it's super yucky how they kill the gods from other religions like???? Uh??? That's super disrespectful, let's not do that????

I know Supernatural is like, inherently racist because monsters are a separate race that are seen as some dangerous "other" that must be eradicated by hunters in a form of genocide-

Okay we won't get into that but

Still

Stop killing all your POC

Fridgings/Unecessary murders of female characters

I know Supernatural starts with a fridging, so this will be a hard thing to remedy, but

One death that really pissed me off was the death of Charlie

Yeah, that was pointless and we're not doing that. Charlie gets to live and be an awesome aunt to Jack.

And also Claire

Charlie Bradbury Superiority

Charlie and Garth get to meet because they're nerd/geek solidarity.

British Men of Letters

I fucking hate these guys

They're "litcherally" the worst.

The worst part is that the actors they have playing the British AREN'T. EVEN. BRITISH.

And you can tell

Uh, and that's all for now, I'll add more later.

tag list for people who liked my "if this post gets one like I'll post my SPN reboot masterpost" post.

@darianyunidi @sarasidlesaid @crazybananaalpaca @playfulpanthress @ultfreakme @fififeelsmellow @heller-char @luna8eaton @princessmeganfire @insanebot109 @queenofnightsnow @mongoose-underthehouse

Thank you for the support, hope the wait was worth it.

[ginger-grimm]

OC TROPE CHALLENGE

Day 24: The Only One I Trust

Jill cringed as the giant sliding entrance door to the prison parking lot buzzed open. She never in a million years thought she’d find herself in this kind of situation. Her brother in jail - he was innocent, of course. It had only taken them a couple of weeks to get him out, but even that was too much.

The young empath had wanted to wrangle the neck of the cop who made Jinx confess to a crime he didn’t do, but of course Joy stopped her from doing so. She moved heaven and hell to get him out. Reginald refused to even acknowledge what was happening. It drove Jill insane.

The doors finally opened all the way and Jinx was standing behind them, his spare belongings safely tucked underneath his arms in a clear bag. “Jinxy!” Jill yelled overjoyedly.

Jinx’s pained expression faltered as he saw his sister running at him with open arms. He let out a relieved sigh and ran towards her. The two met halfway. Jinx dropped his belongings and engulfed his sister in a hug. The past three weeks behind bars had been hell. He wasn’t ready for prison and he didn’t deserve it. He had missed his sisters. “Thank you so much,” he mumbled into her shoulder, repeating it like a mantra.

“Of course,” she nodded. The two broke apart. Jill squeezed Jinx’s shoulders. “Don’t worry, J, we’ll clear your name faster than Diego throws knives.”

Jinx nodded. “Thank you.”

Jill grabbed her brother’s belongings off the floor, putting her arm around his shoulders as they walked away off to her car. “Let’s get the fuck out of here. This place is depressing.”

“Jilly?” Jinx asked. Jill hummed in acknowledgment. “I think I know what I want to major in in college.”

“What’s that?”

“I wanna help kids like me. Like us. And I want you to help me with that,” Jinx explained.

“Me?” Jill asked. She wanted to see kids like herself and her siblings succeed too, but she wasn’t exactly the maternal or even nurturing type.

Jinx nodded. “You’re the only one I trust. I love Joy, Allison and Diego, but they don’t get me the way you do. Ben isn’t here anymore and Winter is busy living the life with her wonderful husband. You’re the only one I have left. You’re my best friend.”

Jill smiled at him. She nodded. Maybe it was time to warm up to people a little more. “Okay. I think I can do that.”

TAGGING: @hughstheforcelou @firsthorror @eddysocs @raith-way @foxesandmagic @reggiemantleholdmyhand-tle

[t4tbruharvey]

past: 4, 6 - present: 2, 9, 10 - future: 3, 8 - forrr a smorgasbord of batman ocs of your choosing !!

oh FUCK yeah thanks lois!!! i am doing past for cora because most of her stuff is like.. her Villain Origin, present for ellie because I LOVE HER and future for katy because she has not too much fun stuff going on at present and her past is a mystery, even to me

PAST: cora

4 - what was the most common argument between them and whoever raised them?

definitely between her and her mum about cora's dress style and hair (which she cut short herself when she was fourteen and afterwards couldn't talk to her mum for a week without it ending in tears). it wasn't terrible and her mum did love her a lot, it was more fear that cora would be treated badly for how she presented herself, which in turn manifested in being judgemental and quick to criticise out of a misplaced sense of protection.

6 - did the location they grew up in affect them significantly? Do they still go there?

cora grew up in a slightly shittier part of gotham than everyone else (except gabi, who lived in her neighbourhood, and katy, who is british) and like 'shittier part of gotham' means 'essentially uninhabitable for normal people' so it left her with a distrust of sudden loud noises or crowded high streets or parks at night, and stuff. that said! she's probably the only one who has any kind of affection for the area she grew up in, because people were mostly kind and everyone knew their neighbours and if someone did get affected by some rogue's crime, the people in their building would band together and help them get back on their feet. people flat out don't do that in the neighbourhood she lives in now, so she visits her parents pretty much every opportunity she gets.

that said. you could not PAY HER to go near the part of the river that runs through her neighbourhood, because even though her entire villain shtick involves dragging people through the river to their death, there's no way in hell she's ever going back to the place where her brother died, even if it means she has to take an extra fifteen minutes to get to her old block.

PRESENT: ellie

2 - what is their current occupation, if any, and how did they end up there? do they enjoy it?

haha oh man thank god it's something sensible. slash j! you were tricked! it's weird! i'll be honest, i didn't actually look at the questions before assigning who got what time period, so it's really funny ellie got this because it's a core element of her character.

she's two face's secretary. :-) like does he need one? probably not! but it's wish fulfilment on my end (i think i'd make a baller secretary) and there's precedent for a right hand woman (woman, specifically) in the comics so like, sure. she wanted this job because he's her favourite rogue, a real thing that normal well adjusted gothamites have (/s) and she got the job by asking for it and then getting lucky on the coin toss. it's a lot of stress and involves a fair bit more murder than someone with a degree in business law (a real degree you can do) is qualified to do but it's genuinely very enjoyable and comes with some fun perks, such as 'access to his house when he's in jail' and 'free fucked up father figure'

9 - what kind of place do they live in?

if she's not housesitting, she lives in a pretty sweet loft near the city centre, which has a consistently working elevator and big windows, meaning it's like... reasonably elegant and classy? she's that kind of girl <3

10 - what do they always carry with them and why?

cigarettes and a lighter (that one's obvious, but she does sometimes use it to get rid of evidence of differing kinds), swiss army knife (practical and provides protection if she has to walk home at night), burner phone (good for coordinating crimes), probably like a little moleskine and some kind of pen because she doesn't care about paper quality as much as she cares about looking Sleek and Professional, reusable water bottle if she has a bag, and the gotham equivalent of an oyster card. no drivers' license because she cannot drive.

FUTURE: katy

3 - how would their beliefs or morals change in the future, if at all?

ooooooooo okay okay so right now she's a pretty wide-eyed newbie who looooooves to make excuses for the probably illegal dealings her girlfriend does, but once perlah gets shot she 100% does a u-turn and develops a very black and white view of right and wrong. criminals are bad because they caused perlah's death; perlah didn't deserve to die because she wasn't a criminal. it's an extremely flawed view but hey, she's got that sweet sweet trauma

8 - would they become a mentor figure for anyone?

like perlah, also no. unlike perlah it's because she refuses to be a mentor for anyone, and will flat out say this if someone shows an inclination towards learning life lessons from her. if anything, she'd probably turn to renee montoya looking for a mentor figure herself.

[targaryenimagines]

May We Meet Again

Daenerys Targaryen x Sister!Reader

Word Count: 2,121

Summary: You know what's going to happen. You know that with utter certainty, but at least you get to gaze at your angel for one last time. (Continuation of Blackened Heart, for @hains-j)

Warnings: Incest

Drip

Drip

Drip

The sound of a steady flow of water hitting stone kept you awake. Your eyes staring resolutely at the wall in front of you. Tracing over every minute imperfection with keen eyes. You could see the abrasions a pointed object made against the rough surface. What you could clearly see as a last ditch attempt at freedom. Someone who hadn't yet given up on life trying to keep it in their grasp.

You, however, couldn't bring yourself to care if you lived or died. Each breath that you took seemed more like a task, a burden then the neccessary action for you to survive. Each inhale and exhale was laced with the feeling of fatigue and an overall sense of tiredness.

Leaning your head against the cool stone of your prison cell you allow for your eyes to slip shut. Your body relaxing, as much as it could, into the ragged embrace of it. The less refined parts of it digging into your back, but you didn't try to move away from it.

No, the pain and how uncomfortable it was kept you awake. It kept you aware of all of your surroundings. Every minute sound registered in your mind and was stored. You have no idea how much time has passed but by now you were well versed in the sounds of the dungeons. Clearly being able to decipher what sounds should and shouldn't be there.

So hearing the sounds of clanking metal approaching you causes your eyes to open. A small smirk pulling on your features as you continue to stare at the wall. Refusing to allow any emotion to appear on your face.

You had allowed them to capture you. You weren't going to allow them the pleasure of seeing you beg.

Even though there was nothing to beg for.

Moving your head in a lazy arch you stare at the door of your cell as the clanking halts in front of it. Blinking slowly as it is thrown open and the man who jailed you stands with a torch grasped in his hand. You watch as his eyes assess you with nothing short of contempt, but you only give him a smile when he stops at your face. You couldn't bring yourself to care what he thought of you.

You couldn't bring yourself to care what anyone thought of you.

Not anymore.

"Stand," he says, his voice coming out in a harsh bark that simply causes your eyebrow to raise. Did he really think barking like a dog would intimidate you? You had dealt with the Dothraki and raging dragons, his little dog imitation was cute but it was far from effective.

You watch as his face grows redder and redder the longer you stay seated. For a moment your worried his head might explode, and you didn't want the smell of a dead body in your already small living space.

Not wanting to deal with the stench of a decaying body you stand with a sigh. Straightening your back in a quick stretch that helps relieve some of the tension. Moving towards the man you could see the arrogance already brimming in his gaze. You had to restrain yourself from rolling your eyes. Did he truly think he was that intimidating? You have met children with a more frightening presence than the man standing before you.

Keeping your annoyance in check you raise your arms in front of you. Already knowing what was going to happen next, and a moment later the cool caress of metal graces your skin.

You're soon being led out into the hallway of the dungeons. Your attention not on the path you were going, no you had no use for that, but rather the doors that marked the hallway. You wonder how many people were behind them? How many people were simply wasting away in the damp recesses of the Red Keep?

You hadn't realized you had slowed until a sharp tug reminds you of your position. Quickening your steps you're soon climbing the stairs towards the outside world, and you couldn't help but feel a jolt of happiness at the thought.

Seemingly sensing your mood your jailer changes his course and takes you down another dark hallway. Leading you away from the sunlight and the cool breeze of the day. You couldn't help but be disappointed that you wouldn't be able to see the sky and feel the wind for one last time.

"A monster like you doesn't deserve to feel happy. You deserve to burn for what you've done," the man sneers as he tugs your chains harder. Even though you're right behind him.

A cold smile works its way onto your face, and your voice comes out in an icy whisper. "Didn't you hear? I don't burn, so the place you want me to go would be like heaven."

He only hisses in response and you suppress the urge to smirk. People were so easy to get a rise out of and this was just another example. Tell them what they don't want to hear or show them what they believe in is false, and they will turn into children. Raving, foaming at the mouth children but children nonetheless. Which is why you've always been amused by the social proceedings that happen before a trial. The intricacies that must come into play. Talking about it just enough to gain interest, and with that interest a buzz of excitement would run through the city. Talking about the person being tried and what they believe the verdict would be.

Never even knowing that the verdict was already decided before the trial even began.

You know that you were going to die, but at least you were going to die without any regrets.

Well, besides one. You never wanted to hurt her but the casualties of war and all that. It was inevitable that one of you in the end would be hurt. You were never going to end up together and that's a reality you lived with for months before this moment. Before you did what you did, you knew that Daenerys was never going to be yours. She had already started to give her heart to another.

Even though she still had all of yours.

Maybe that's why it was so easy to do what you did? People have called you a heartless monster and maybe they're right. You didn't have a heart and that's because it was in the clutches of your sister.

You're not even sure you want it back. You just hope that Daenerys will be happy with the new role she's in. You hope that despite everything she gets her happily ever after, because she deserves it. Even though it's not with you, you hope that everything turns out alright.

No one in the world deserves it more than her.

Soon your feet meets the refined stone of the inner part of the Red Keep. The polished stone glowing underneath the torchlight. It was a sight that twisted your stomach into a knot. Your ancestors walked this very hall. Your father walked this very hall when he was still king. When he was still killing hundreds of innocent people.

Like father like daughter, you suppose, as you continue down the hall. Only this time you were being tried for your crimes, and your father never was. Even though he deserved what he got, and so do you.

You deserve to be killed for what you've done, but even knowing that you couldn't bring yourself to care. Couldn't bring yourself to scrounge up any emotion, besides tiredness, into existence. There was nothing but emptiness in your body. Thoughts and feelings you know should be there were absent. Leaving you a husk of who you used to be.

You used to be the benevolent one. The one who hated the thought of violence and unnecessary bloodshed. The one that everyone thought was weak.

Look at me now, you think wryly and even your thoughts have a poisonous edge, you weren't quite sure when that happened. You're not sure when anything truly happened anymore. All you know is what you are now.

Empty.

Raising your gaze when you stop, you couldn't help the confusion that sweeps your body. Your brow furrowing in thought as you stare at the door in front of you. A much smaller door than what you were expecting for the Great Hall. Meeting the gaze of your jailer you could see annoyance in his gaze, but before you can say anything he knocks on the door.

The sound resonating, dully, down the hall.

Within a moment the door is swung open and Daenerys stands before you. Her chest rising with the force of her breathing and you felt worry start to worm it's way into your heart. The first emotion you have felt in a long time.

Again before you can speak Daenerys grabs you by the arm and pulls you into the room. Not even giving the man a chance to speak before she slams the door shut. Her eyes are frantic as she looks at you. Clutching your face with a desperate air that only causes your worry to grow.

Then, finally, she speaks her voice coming out as a sob. "They're going to kill you."

Understanding washes over your body as you stare at her. Meeting her tearful gaze with your own, unaffected, one.

"I know."

You watch as your nonchalant answer enrages her, and you weren't even surprised by the slap that happens a moment later.

"How could you be so unfeeling about the fact that you're about to be killed?" Daenerys asks, her voice coming out in a hiss. Her eyes starting to blaze with the familiar fire you grew up with.

Putting your hand on her shoulder to calm her down, you begin to speak. Trying with all your might to get her to see. "I knew the moment Rhaegal's fire hit the first house that I was sealing my fate. I've known what was going to happen the moment those shackles went onto my wrist. Every breath that I've taken since has only been because I'm on borrowed time. The only thing I'm surprised about is how long it's taken for me to get here."

"Then why didn't you run? Why didn't you leave if you knew what was going to happen to you?" Daenerys asks, her tone once again taking on a desperate air.

A sad smile pulls at your lips as you cup her cheek. Feeling your heart warm when she nuzzles into it. Brushing some of her tears away you gather your thoughts. Trying to desperately stop the breaking of your own heart.

The heart that was returned to you the moment you were in her presence again. The moment you saw how much she still cared for you.

"I stayed because I promised that I would never leave you," you say, dropping your voice down to a soft whisper. "I promised you that I would never abandon you, and I wasn't about to then."

"Even if it means you're going to die?"

"At least I get to see you one last time before that happens, and I deserve to pay for my crimes Dany. I deserve what's coming and at least I get to see my angel before it does."

You watch as tears start to steadily fall down her face now, and without a second thought you wrap your arms around her. Happy that you were able to because you had been released from your shackles moments before Daenerys had opened the door.

Bringing your lips to her ear you begin to coo sweet nothings to her. Like you used to do when nightmares plagued her. Telling her that everything was going to be okay, and that no matter what you would always be by her side. Nothing would ever, truly, make you leave her.

And as you stand in front of the crowd of people crying for your blood, you couldn't help but raise your gaze to her. Meeting her violet eyes with your own and you allow a small smile to appear on your lips. Trying to show her that everything would be okay and that you would be together some day.

That even though you were gone, you would always be by her side. In spirit and in strength you would be there.

Even as the axe comes down you kept your gaze locked with hers.

Gazing at the face of your angel for the last time as death comes closer and closer.

Knowing that nothing would ever stop you from gazing upon it again.

[edyacouky]

New Chance

Hi, this is my participation for Day 01 of @tentatoddweek

Day 01 : Plant & Vines

I was inspired by Rogue!AU of @careamorran (go see their tumblr it’s awesome!)

Hope you will enjoy it.

                                                         ~*~

Jason won’t say he is lucky.

His dad kept going in prison, even dead there. Letting him with his mom who was too sick to take care of him. Then she dies too.

He was only eleven years old then.

He did his best to survive on the street, but it’s the Narrow and it’s gentle to no one.

Jason still doesn’t know who and why they shoot on the street this day. The only thing he knows for sure is that he takes a bullet that wasn’t for him in the stomach.

He crawls far away as he could from the other bullet flying all around the street.

He finally arrived on a warehouse. Curiously, the place was covered by flower and wine everywhere.

Exhausted, Jason let himself lie on the floor.

He would have preferred died surrounded by books. But after living in the dirty and polluted street of Gotham, it was almost nice to leave this earth with something looking so different in mind.

While he drifted away from his body, he felt the wines were wrapped around him.

                                                    ~*~

Despite all the odds, he waked up.

He learned that he came to die in Poison Ivy’s territory, and, without even she could explain it, the plants give him his life back.

“I never was able to do that before, she muttered, I’m not sure I can do that again.”

Jason wasn’t as focus on what she said as he should have been.

He was keep looking at his body, now as green as her, and he was distracted by the swarming on his back.

“Don’t know why my plants save a human, but if they did it, it must be because you deserve it. Ivy finally decided. Do you have any family you could return to?

-No. I had only my parents but they are dead.

-Not a bad thing. I’m not sure any parents from Narrow would have loved you like that. Metas aren’t welcome in Gotham after all.

-Does that mean I will never come back to school ever?

-Don’t see how it could be possible. You really look like a mini Me.”

When Jason rethinks of this moment, he always feels embarrassed by how loud he cries when she told him this.

He learned that he was dead, he just came back to live, he became a Meta and the only thing that he concentrate on was that he couldn’t come back to school.

Ivy was clearly uncomfortable and didn’t know how to take care of a child. But she never said he had to leave.

Till this day, they lived together. She taught him to accept what he became; she wasn’t horrified when wine could pop out Jason’s back. On the contrary, she was kind of happy about it.

She brought back as many books that she could for her “excursion” so he could learn as much as he wanted. She never made him participate to her evil plan.

If it wasn’t because of surprise visited from Harley, no one would know he existed.

“So Ivy’s baby, Harley told him this day, how should I call you?

-Hemolck.” He naturally answered

It was the name Ivy gave him since he started to be able to secrete poisons from his wines.

Ivy never was a mother for Jason, more like a big sister. And he was happy.

So of course, it couldn’t stay this way forever.

                                                     ~*~

Ivy is arrested, again, for one of her evil plan against humanity for the Earth. But this time, Jason is fourteen and he doesn’t have to be babysat by Harley anymore.

Not that he hates it. In fact, he likes her as much as Ivy. But he is really uncomfortable with “Uncle J” that Harley is unable to break with him yet.

So he decides to come see her at Arkham Asylum.

He doesn’t understand why they keep putting her in an asylum since she isn’t crazy.

He covers himself as much as he can, but can’t hide his face to enter in the parlor.

Immediately, the guards freak out, they believe that he is here to rescue Ivy, like she needs his help.

“Let me go! He yells. You’re hurting me!”

This men try to put him in jail, despite the fact he didn’t do anything wrong!

His wines leave his back, and for a moment he thinks of use it against them, but changes his mind. He can’t give them reason. Instead, the wines hang on everything around him to prevent them to make him move.

“Let me go! I just come here as a visitor!

-Keep lying, you freak! You come with us.”

One of the guards comes to him with a knife to cut his wines.

“Let him go.”

Everything stops suddenly.

The Freaking Batman is here with The Commissioner Gordon!

Jason starts to really panic they will put him in Arkham.

“What do you think you’re doing? Gordon asks to the guards

-We put this freak in jail.

-Why that?

-Look at him. He belongs in Arkham.

-This kid commits no crime. He has no criminal record. Let him go.

-You may be commissioner but you’re not our superior. What do you think will happen to us if they learn we let this freak free?

-What do you think will happen when media learn that you arrest a child because of the way he looks? You will lose your job immediately.”

The guards hesitate now.

“I will take full responsibility. Gordon said. Now let him go.”

Finally Jason is free again.

“Thanks.” He mumbles to Gordon

His eyes are on Batman.

What is he doing here?

Jason doesn’t hate Batman, despite the fact he is the one who arrest Ivy every time. It would be as stupid as hate the police that arrest his dad every time he did something illegal.

But he doesn’t like him either.

A man shouldn’t bring child in his fight.

“Hemlock, isn’t it? Batman asks him

-So what?

-You’re here to see Poison Ivy.

-Can I go now?

-Yes, of course. Gordon says cutting anything that Batman could have wanted to say. If anything happen again, you can call me.”

Jason takes the card that Gordon gives to him, thanking him again and goes to the parlor.

While he waits for Ivy, Jason wonders if he would have be so happy if it was his dad he was about to see. Probably not.

“Hemlock? Ivy says surprised. What are you doing here? You’re supposed to be with Harley.

-I’m fourteen years old, now. I don’t need her to babysit me anymore. And … I though you will be happy to see me.

-I am. Ivy promises. I am.”

After a long moment of silence between them, Ivy sights and says:

“Probably better this way. I have something to announce you. And you won’t like it.

-What?

-Batman came see me.

-Yeah, I just saw him.

-He made a proposition … about you.

-What do you mean? Did … did you sold me?

-Of course not. No matter what you decide I will be by your side.

-So why didn’t you says no to his proposition?

-Because this choice is yours. Listen to me, ok?

-Yeah … ok.

-He proposes to take you to live in one of their heroes headquarter. You will have all yours books and even more, your room. A place where you will be sound and safe. He and his friends will even found a way for you to go to school. Isn’t what you wanted?

-What do they want for me? Being their puppet? Fight their battle? Never see you again?

-None of this. You won’t have to be a sidekick and we can still be in contact.

-It’s too good to be true. It must be a trap somewhere.

-I don’t think so. What else do you want to do?

-I’m fourteen, I can …

-You’re still a kid.

-And I have you.

-Hemlock…. You must know I am not good for you.

-What are you talking about?

-It’s true. I will always be a criminal, going in and out of prison. And no matter how much I love you, I will never stop focus on my objective. You know I’m obsessed with it. You deserve better.

-If you want to get rid of me, you can simply say it.

-Hemlock, it’s not that. Are you truly happy living clandestinely with criminal? These heroes propose you a future. You should accept it.”

                                                    ~*~

At first, Jason refuses to even see Batman or his sidekick Robin. He did his best to avoid them without success. Finally, Ivy is right. Jason wants to go back to school.

He simply says “yes” one day and the other he is Mount Justice in Happy Harbor with his room and a phone where Ivy can contact him.

There is another persons living here with him but none is as young as he. But even if it was the case, Jason doesn’t think thing would have go more smoothly.

Despite the fact he never helps Ivy and he is here with Batman’s recommendation, there still suspicion, he is here to spy on them.

He isn’t happy here.

Yes, he is glad when they offer him a bracelet that he can use to hide his green skin.

Yes, he is glad when it allows him to go outside.

Yes, he is glad when he go to school and is never be hungry anymore.

But he feels so lonely.

                                                              ~*~

One day where he is alone, he is in the kitchen to make his diner. While he is reading “Sense and Sensibility” by Jane Austen, he let his wines freely leave his back so they can cut the vegetable, boil the water for the pasta, and prepare some meat.

Ivy wouldn’t be happy to see him eat something that it isn’t meat, but he never succeed have the same alimentation as her.

His diner almost ready, some of his wines start to prepare the tray so he can go eat in his room.

“That’s fantastic!” Someone suddenly yells

Jason jumps and almost lost his page.

This is Roy Harper. He doesn’t see him much since he lives at the other end of the country.

“They’re look almost alive.

-As much as my foot or my arm. Jason answers

-That’s seems practical. I would like to have so many members when I work on my workshop.

-Believe me. We never have enough.”

Roy laughs at that then he asks:

“Do you mind if I join you to eat?

-I didn’t make enough for two.

-Oh, don’t worry for that. I buy a sandwich to eat here. I just don’t want to eat alone.”

Jason doesn’t really understand why he accepts. He doesn’t what happen this time in the Heroes Universe but he is sure that Roy will interrogate him to know if he is a spy. Not be the first time it happen.

“Stupid question, Roy says while they sit down, I hear your wines are poisoned. Isn’t it dangerous using it like that?

-No, Ivy taught me long ago how to control the secretion of the poison.

-Must be pretty scary when you can’t.

-Well … I was only with Ivy so … no. She’s kind of immune to poison, you know?”

They keep talking about Ivy and Oliver, Roy’s job, Jason’s school, about music, book, video game.

Without Jason realizes it, they spend all the evening to talk.

“It was nice to talk to you, kid. He says him when they go apart to sleep

-That’s nice.” Jason admit with a little blush

It’s like him to be this stupid. Someone is nice to him more than one hour, and he can’t help himself but feel like stupid puppy that will never learn despite all the kicks he received.

“Pull yourself together, Jason.” He mutters

The next day, he doesn’t see Roy, neither he sees him the next months.

Fortunately, during this time, the heroes are nicer to him and he is even able to do some friends at school after he rejoins the theatre club.

Even so, sometimes his heart misses a beat when he thinks he saw Roy.

                                                     ~*~

At the end of his first year scholar at Happy Harbor Middle School, he finally gets to play his first play ever.

Despite not playing a leader role, he still has line.

He is pretty excited about all of that, especially because Ivy swears she will be there.

He can help himself but sing all day about everything.

“Oh, Jason, Diana calls him, you seems happy.

-I am. He easily admits to her, even without her lasso he can’t lie to her. How are you?

-I’m fine. I wanted to see you.”

Jason looks at her with apprehension. He really hopes that Ivy didn’t do anything that may put her in jail.

“I learn that you will put on a play this Friday night. I would like to come, did you have any left?

-What? Really? I just take one for Ivy. Jason admits blushing at the simple idea that freaking Wonder Woman want to see his play. I am sorry … I didn’t think that …

-You have nothing to be sorry. I will see with your teacher if I can buy one.”

Jason is too moved to answer anything. He should assure her that she doesn’t have to come, or that he will be the one to find her a ticket.

“Ah, Jason. Dinah calls him. Your piece is this Friday, right? Oliver and I would like to come.

-You two too?! Jason yells

-You too, Diana?

-Yes. Maybe you should ask at the end of the meeting who want to come, so one person will see the teacher to take ticket for everyone.

-Yeah. This is a great plan.”

Jason is too speechless by the fact that three super heroes want to go see his play. He doesn’t understand why they want to come and why they think everyone else would like to come too.

But before he can say anything, the meeting starts.

This night, Jason is lying on his back on his bed. He doesn’t know what the meeting was about but once it was finished, they all leave without he get the chance to talk to Diana or Dinah.

Unable to know if some heroes will come to his play, he decided to inform Ivy that it may be a possibility. She didn’t seem affected by that. She simply asks if she can have a ticket for Harley.

That’s too absurd. It’s supposed to be a simple school play. At first, he didn’t even expect that Ivy can come, and now heroes may be here too. It’s too much. He can sleep that night.

What if the heroes come to capture Ivy? What if they use him as a bait?

Maybe he should lie to them, telling them that he make a mistake when he affirmed that the play is this Friday.

But what if they learn that he lies?

They house him, feed him, and pay for his studies. He can't upset them. Otherwise, he will return live in Ivy’s warehouse in the Narrow, quitting school, and fight for eat each time Ivy and Harley are in jail.

Now that he lives in safety and luxury, it’s difficult to abandon all of that.

What should he do?

Jason cries and let his wines hug him. Even when he falls asleep, they keep stroke his back and his hair.

                                                      ~*~

He doesn’t get to know until Friday evening who will come.

He feels so sick this day that the teacher asks him if he will be able to play tonight. His stunt double was suddenly so preoccupied by his health, telling him he should rest.

Gently, Jason tells him he can go fuck off.

The first persons he sees before the spectacle it’s Poison Ivy accompanied by Harley.

“My little Hemlock. She says hugging him tight. I’m so glad to see you.

-I miss you too.

-Oh little J. You’re cuter every day.” Harley says to him kissing him for Ivy

For hiding who Ivy really is, she covers of makeup and clothes toes to neck, she even wears glove.

“I’m not cute. Jason defends himself. I’m a manly man.

-Yeah sure.” Ivy mocks her

They still talk and laugh the three of them a little more before the freaking Wonder Woman comes says hi to Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn.

Jason mumbles the unnecessary presentation, and the women are nice enough to not say him it.

The little talk becomes weird, especially when Superman, Black Canary, Green Arrow, and Batman come.

Jason doesn’t even know how to react to that. It’s just too much.

Fortunately, the members of the theater club call him because the show will start in a few minutes.

This entire situation is so surreal for Jason. Years sooner, if someone would have say him that he would play in front of Superheroes and Villains, he will never believe it.

He doesn’t know what his life becomes but it’s extraordinary. His vines are completely manic in his back, they almost show themselves in front of everyone on stage.

                                                        ~*~

Roy is a dad.

That’s a new Nightwing, previously Robin, taught him one night where he eats on the Mount Justice.

“How it happen? Jason asks surprised

-Oh, Little Leave. You know when a Mrs and a Mr love each other very much …

-I grew up in the Narrow. Jason cuts him blushing furiously. I must know about sex much more than you do.”

Some of Dick’s friends made fun of him because of that remark. Even his girlfriend Kory doesn’t help.

“Don’t worry. You’re an assiduous student.”

Once the laugh calm down a little, Jason learns that Roy has a kid with a villain, Cheschire. A little girl named Lian.

“He should bring her soon. He promises to present her to us.

-Is this place is babyproof enough?

-Well, you live here for a moment now, and you didn’t have any accident, right?”

Jason pinches with his wines Wally for his comment.

“Ouch!”

Maybe it was better when they saw him as an enemy. Jason sights but he can’t hide his grin. It’s nice not too feel alone anymore

                                                        ~*~

Lian is absolutely gorgeous.

Jason forms a comfortable crib for her with his vines and rocks her making her giggling.

“Is it a good idea to let Lian in Jason’s vines?”

Jason hears one of the Titan members says. He understands why they say that, but it’s still hurt.

He braces himself for the moment Roy will take his little angel away from him forever.

“Are you kidding? I never see Lian this happy in a crib. Every time I try to put in hers she screams like a banshee. But of course she always acts like a little princess with cute boy.”

While Roy says his last sentence he comes closer to Jason to kiss Lian.

And this time, Jason can’t hide the way his vines purr of delight.

[wellthatjusthappend]

Can we Deadshot appreciating J's ass while Dick loses it? please and thank you!

Nice! I don't remember if Jason and Deadshot have ever worked together (or against each other) in the comics, but I feel like they would get along.

Also, thank you everyone who sent in villain suggestions and prompts!

Dick was getting a little worried that he’d get too used to Jason sleeping by his side.

Not that they’d really done anything but literally sleep next to each other, but it was… nice. Really nice. It made coming back to his apartment feel like an actual home sometimes rather than just another base of operations. Jason wasn’t there at all really during the day- though Dick sometimes woke up to find an extra plate of breakfast sitting around for him after Jay left- and their patrol schedules rarely synched up, but the simple fact of another person’s warmth beside him of Jason made Dick feel calm in ways he’d never expected.

He felt like he had been starving, but hadn’t realized it. His chest felt light and full in ways he couldn’t quite describe.

Dick still didn’t know why Jason had changed his mind and decided to stay with him. He said that he’d sorted out everything about the knife already (though Dick wasn’t sure he’d ever taken the threat seriously in the first place) so it didn’t make much sense. But Dick couldn’t deny that it eased much of the worry that had been building in his chest that Jason was with him and not out there getting seduced by some villain.

For some reason that relaxed feeling made him think that it would be a good idea to invite Jason onto a case he was working on.

There was a new supplier on the streets trying to break out into the market by slipping samples of his new drug into middle and high schoolers backpacks. Mostly he’d been hitting Bludhaven schools thus far- Dick had been a bit overwhelmed by some new gang wars lately so it took a while for him to notice- but apparently the guy was based out of Gotham.

Probably wanted to test the success of his drug before he tried a market where the Bat or the Red Hood might come down on him.

For good reason too, since Jason looked like he was going to murder someone when Dick showed him the case files.

“Keep it non-lethal Hood,” Dick warned as they suited up.

“Bastards like that deserve to burn in hell,” Jason snarled, the sound much more menacing through the voice mod of the helmet.

“I’m serious Hood-”

“Yeah, yeah, I know the rules about working with you goldie,” Jason waved him off.

Dick still caught himself double checking that the bullets Jason had loaded were rubber.

It would always be weird working in masks in daylight, but sometimes there was no way around it.

They hid themselves in the shadows of a roof overlooking a school Dick had heard was starting to have more issues with the drug. Jason was tense beside him, and Dick had to remind himself that trying to lay any comforting hand on him right now would probably just end in violence.

They stayed in mostly silence as they waited for their mark to follow his usual routine and come up to the rooftop to set up shop for the burgeoning addicts of the school. Jason was better at long distance than he was, so Dick was hoping they could settle this quickly without terrorizing the school.

“Sniper on the building to left,” Jason suddenly said.

“ What?! ” Dick whipped around just to catch the slightest glint of a scope on a nearby roof.

“Doesn’t look like it’s aiming for us,” Jason commented.

“A sniper aiming anywhere near a school doesn’t sound good,” Dick shook his head, “I’ll go around back and see if I can take them by surprise. You stay here in case our guy comes out.”

He kind of though Jason might protest, but he just grunted his agreement. Dick supposed someone selling to kids would be a higher priority to him, especially since he could probably punish him more if Dick was busy.

Stomping down the bad feeling in his chest, Dick grappled up to a nearby ledge before scaling the building by hand to ensure a silent approach. When he pulled himself up onto the rooftop he saw the tripod and sniper rifle still poised and set up on the other edge of the roof, but no sign of the sniper himself.

Dick ducked just in time to miss a fist to the head.

He dropped automatically and kicked out, just barely missing taking the snipers legs out from under them.

“What the hell, aren’t Bats only supposed to come out at night?” grumbled a familiar voice.

“Deadshot?!” Dick said in surprise.

“Aw hell, what’s Lawton doing here?” grumbled Jason over the comm.

Dick didn’t really like the familiar way Jason said his name, but he had no time to dwell on it with one of the deadliest assassins in the world poised to fight in front of him.

“What are you doing here?” Dick demanded, hands gripping his escrima sticks a little more firmly.

“Same thing as you, I’d imagine,” said Deadshot dryly, “unless there’s more drug selling scumbags hanging around kids that I don’t know about.”

“Lawton,” Jason said having apparently abandoned his post in favor of landing on the roof next to Dick and pulling off his helmet. Dick barely had time to process his alarm when Jason grinned and strode forward to clasp hands with Deadshot with a camaraderie that Dick didn’t like one bit, “good to see you man.”

“Should have known you’d be around, kid,” Deadshot grinned, clapping Jason on the back, “I liked your work on that fucker who was hanging around Madison school a couple months back. Nice and clean.”

Jason preened under the praise, and Dick scowled deeper. Not just because he didn’t know what had happened at Madison school- and he was pretty sure he wouldn’t like it when he found out- but also because Deadshot had not stopped touching Jason for whatever reason.

The fact that Jason didn’t even seem to notice implied that it was probably normal for them.

“You didn’t really answer the question before,” Dick said coming up beside them and barely resisting shoving between them, “What are you doing here?”

Deadshot looked between them, a hint of a smirk gracing his features for a moment.

“Don’t really tolerate bastards that target kids,” he shrugged, “I’ve got a daughter in Gotham, y’know? I do what I can to clean out the trash every now and then.”

“‘Priciate it,” Jason said back honestly, “I’ve missed working with you, man.”

“Right back at you, kid,” Deadshot said, giving Jason’s arm a squeeze, “One of these nights we should hit 10th and make a little noise. My kid has to take that road to the bus stop and the gangs there have been a little too arrogant for my liking.”

“It’s a date,” grinned Jason.

Dick ground his teeth.

“You better not have forgotten our no killing rule, Deadshot,” Dick said with a hard look.

“Ah, are you Bats the ones cramping Hood’s style these days?” Deadshot said lazily.

“They wish,” Jason snorted.

“No killing in Gotham, or it’s back to Blackgate,” Dick warned.

“Right, sure, like that place has ever held me,” Deadshot said dryly, making Jason snort. Dick glared at him.

“I’m serious…” Dick said gripping his escrima sticks a little tighter.

“Don’t worry, Nightwing, I’ve got a kid, remember?” Deadshot placated him, “I’m not going to do anything that is going to get me caught and sent to jail.”

Key word caught , Dick thought.

“Speaking of which, you want to take the shot, Hood?” Deadshot asked, jerking his chin towards the scope.

“Hell yeah,” Jason said, his face lighting up like Christmas had come early. Dick supposed they were nice guns, but Jason could have just as nice ones if he spent more time at the Manor.

Dick noticed Deadshot’s eye flicking down to admire ass and thighs ass he crouched down.

Dick made an angry warning sound, glaring at him. Deadshot just grinned in response.

“God, you’re obvious,” he chuckled quietly so Jason wouldn’t hear.

“Stay away from him,” Dick hissed back.

“Easy, birdy,” Deadshot said giving him a patronizing look, “He’s a bit young for me. Doubt the kid even knows he flirts as much as he does.”

“You’re flirting back,” Dick accused.

“Hardly a crime,” Deadshot said mockingly, “‘sides, I can still admire a nice view when I see one.”

A pointed look at Jason’s thighs again.

“You-” Dick started hotly.

*BANG*

Even silencer muffling things, the sound of the rifle going off was still startling.

“Got ‘em,” Jason said standing with a satisfied look.

“Nice one,” Deadshot said coming to admire the view as well.

“Jesus, Hood, we agreed non-lethal,” Dick cursed as looked as well at the supplier bleeding out on the rooftop.

“Sure, and it won’t be lethal if you get your ass down there and do your job until the pigs show up,” Jason shrugged without a hint of remorse.

Deadshot laughed and Dick cursed both of them again as he launched himself off the rooftop to the next building.

The guy would live, but he’d no doubt be crippled for life. No slipping into schools unnoticed anymore. A nicer fate than what Deadshot would have chosen no doubt, but Dick wasn’t in a charitable mood.

A glance at the rooftop where he’d come from showed that Jason and Deadshot had disappeared together somewhere.

Jason was going to drive him crazy by the end of this.

[editorandchief]

This Just End |Sweet Pea

Summary: Reader is a popular social media star (YouTube, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat whatever you want) and is reporting on the injustice of the raid at southside high.

Sweet Pea x Female!Reader

Warning: None

“Hello my loyal and lovely fanbase this is Y/N Y/L/N reporting from riverdale once again.” You greeted your fans. “Where here at Riverdale High it is just a normal day.” You say walking down the hallway.

“While just moments ago on the southside the police lead by Riverdale’s own mayor was raided and many students wrongfully arrested.” You expose walking into the student lounge. “Now it’s no secret that the government in Riverdale has been corrupt for years but some say that the deception has reached an all-time high with the arrival of the Lodge family.”

”umm excuse me?” Veronica's voice sounds from behind you.

”ah, Veronica Lodge.” you smiled turning the camera. ”Do you feel any remorse for the student at Southside high that were arrested today?” you asked.

”Absolutely not, the Lodge family strongly believe that committing a crime deserves to be punished. And drugs are a serious offence.” she smiles at the camera.

”Yeah, that why Mr. Lodge is pushing for a prison on the southside. Archie added.

”that's interesting.” you said reaching for your tablet and pulling up a video. ”because this video would suggest your stance on drug use is completely different from your previous statement.”

‘Calm down Nicky, I’m just getting going.’ Veronica’s voice plays.

“Which show you and many of the people in this very room consuming the highly addictive and illegal drug know as jingle jangle.” You exposed.

Around the room you could see the shocked faces of those in the room.

“Where did you get that?” Archie asked reaching for the tablet causing you to pull away.

“An anonymous source.” you replied tucking the tablet back into your bag. ”but fear not you'll be able to see the whole thing when I post it later.

”what you have nothing better to do with your life than this?” Kevin asked.

”I would watch it, Keller this video has also been sent to the District Attorney's office. Bringing into question why an unlawful raid was performed at Southside high when the children of Riverdale, who were actually caught doing the drugs, have nothing but community service.” you inform.

”also Reggie Mantle who admitted to, and I quote, ’hooking it up.’ with said drugs.” you continue. ”only Betty Cooper had the common sense not to partake in the devil's sugar.”

Turning the camera back to yourself.

”so there you have it riverdale a town with a system so corrupt even the major and sheriff would arrest innocent teens to protect their own children, while it appears nothing is being done about the serial killer on the loose.” you said. ”this has been Y/N Y/L/N wondering when are things going to change? Until next time keep it Sweet like the water.”

Turning off the camera you turn back to Kevin

”Nothing personal but something had to be done.” you said.

”something like my dad losing his job?” he asked.

”if your dad was doing his job, you and your friends would be in jail.” you replied. ”not a group of serpents that did nothing wrong.”

”that's not our fault.” Archie argued.

”oh it never is, is it? Nothing is ever your fault when you shift the blame to others. I'd watch out Archie your Lodge is showing.” you shot.

”No one conspired to do anything.” Josie said.

”really so your parents didn't have a secret meeting to discuss the event of the part organized to entertain the son of a deathly inverter for the Lodge prison?” you asked. ”If it were anyone else an appropriate punishment would have been issued.”

”why do you even care?” Reggie asked.

”Well unlike you people I'm sick of the corruption and injustice in this town, and I'm gonna do something about it.” you answered. ”its just a shame that instead of being a solution some of the most powerful families in this town is apart of the problem. Now if you'll excuse me I have somewhere to be.”

“Maybe you should be more careful, Y/N that speak is sounding very Black Hood to me.” Veronica added.

“Oh silly Ms.Lodge know that if i were the Black Hood it would be you that would want to be careful.” You smirked. Taking your leave.

🐍

“What is it today Ms.Y/L/N?” The sheriff asked as you walked into the station. “Did you see the Black Hood J walking?” He joked.

“Very close but no,” you said with a fake smile. “But funny you would mention the Letter ‘J’” you said pulling out your phone and showing a snippet from the video you had shown previously at school.

“Correct me if I’m wrong but is this it is this not you sons Mr. Kevin Keller consuming Jingle Jangle?” You asked the rhetorical question. “Yet I dont recall him being dragged out of school like many students on the southside this morning, care to explain?” You asked pulling a tape recorder out of you bag and holding it to his face.

“What do you want?” He asked getting straight to the point.

“ release the Serpents. Now.” You said smile being wide off you face as there was no longer any need for false plesentries.

🐍

“Wow, Sweet Pea when you said Y/N had it handled I didn’t think it would accually pan out.” Toni said walking out if the sheriffs station with the rest of the serpent.

“Well that’ll teach you never underestimate my girl, she can be scarier that any serial killer out there.” He bragged slinging his at around your shoulder. “That’s why I always say if you only have one phone call, call Y/N.”

“Noted.” Fangs said falling into two beside you and sweet pea.

“Oh you haven’t seen ow scary I can be, but you will.” You said. “After what they did to you guys I’m bout to rain down a hell storm like non Riverdale has ever seen. Now lets head to pops I’m sure you guys must be starving.” You offer.

“Wow, She’s a mind reader to lets go.” Toni said quickening her steps.

You say all in all today was pretty productive, now all thats left is to down some cheese fries and then destroy the upper class and governmental system of a small town. You’ve had better days but this one was okay.

[kusunokihime-a]

◆ - standing up for them (((can I has this from Naruto for your Sasuke? :3)))

[Send a symbol for my muse to respond to your muse ][ @kyuuzuchiha ][ Accepting ]

     He expects the animosity. Part of him might even think he deserves it.

     When he first returns to Konoha, Uchiha Sasuke is not an entirely welcome man. Charged with desertion, among other things, he does a brief stint in jail before those close to him threaten rebellion. After all, they know the truth: what Konoha truly owes Sasuke, his brother, their clan. Even if no one else can know - not yet - they won’t stand for this treatment of one of the last Uchiha. Not after everything committed against him and his kin.

     But being waived of his so-called crimes legally doesn’t guarantee the acceptance socially. Eyes weigh heavy on his back wherever he goes, and it’s not long before he decides - for now - to take his leave.

     A few of them try to urge him to stay. Some even offer to go with him. But this is a journey he must make alone: one of self-reflection. His past ten years have been hard...and it’s time to figure out what those still before him will bring.

     ...but he’s not gone long.

     A letter from Sakura urges him back. He finds, in Konoha, the last thing he expected to see: a brother, alive and well. That alone brings a shift to his perspective.

     ...with these remaining pieces back in place...maybe he can begin to call Konoha home again.

     Itachi’s recovery is slow. And their efforts to continue airing out the village’s shadows only seem to stoke the fires of mistrust some feel against what remain of the Uchiha. But they made due in spite of the occasional confrontation.

     And they aren’t alone.

     Public outings aren’t his favorite - in fact, he’d rather avoid them. But Naruto is adamant he accompany the blond to some new cafe, spouting off things like getting back into the community, proving the rumors wrong, and some such nonsense. He cares little about rumors. And he has plans of how to get back into the community. He just needs time...and a little (much to his pride’s suffering) help from another clan.

     “Tch, there he is...”

     The comment is made well within earshot, and with volume that tells it’s not meant to go unheard. Its obvious enough who it’s aimed at.

     “Can’t believe they let that asshole just walk around wherever he wants...”

     Sasuke ignores them, eye trained on the menu. But across from him, Naruto’s gaze is clearly not focused on the laminated paper, gaining an intensity that betrays how all-too-familiar this feels.

     “They shoulda let him rot in j-”

     “OI!”

     Sasuke breathes a light sigh through his nose, waiting another moment before raising his one-eyed gaze to his teammate. Naruto stands, palms slapped atop the table, glaring with seething sapphires at the group in question.

     The rest of the restaurant goes silent. All eyes train on the blond.

     “I’d like to remind you that the only reason you’re sittin’ here, spoutin’ off yer crap, is because of this man right here!” Naruto points a finger at his friend. “Case you forgot, all of you were about to become tree food until Sasuke, Sakura and I stopped a rabbit goddess from turning you all into mindless plant servants! So, a little respect is in order, don’tcha think?!”

     Across from the Uzumaki, back to their antagonizers, Sasuke manages just a hint of a smile.

     When he’s met with no retort, Naruto plops back into his seat with a huff and crossed arms. “Might wanna keep better tabs on your clients!” he yells as one last jab to whoever on the staff might be listening (not that they can help hearing his rafter-raising tone). “No one’s gonna wanna eat someplace where people act so rude!”

     Sasuke snorts. “They might not enjoy an idiot who can’t manage his volume in a public place, either.”

     Eyes squinting, Naruto pauses. “...whaddaya mean?”

     “...forget it.”