#i declare this canon

[cloned-eyes]

Surfer wrecker commission for @vivaislenska

[maniculum]

I think we are forced to assume that the Floamannasaga approach is being performed offstage in any such narrative.

One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.

Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.

It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?

Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

Sooooo... in a recent interview with a Danish newspaper Olena mentions that sometimes Ze and her can watch a movie together and when they do she prefers watching something from when they were young. And that got me thinking about Ze using The English Patient in one of his answers during his conversation with the uni students in Chernivtsi. And I'm thinking maybe they recently watched that together. That movie came out in 1996 when they were 18. It fits! 😊 No one ruin my story with logic!! 🥲

Oooooohhhhhh, oh oh oh oh oh OH!!!

Anon!

Yes!!! To that head canon! 😍😍😍

That would totally makes sense why he remembered that movie and talked about it so much in detail!

[rovermcfly]

I love that agatha christie accidentally made poirot like 100+ years old in the end. she should've leaned into it and made him some kind of supernatural entity cursed with immortality. I think it would be funny after hundreds of cases that no matter how spooky are NOT supernatural, to reveal that the guy investigating them was.

[wallbeatjournal]

[dynamic-k]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

🤣

chosen doesn’t know his own strength sometimes…

and he aint even doin it right-

[forgetful-river]

A ghost at the end of the world

[hayaku14]

thinking about how shinichi gets flustered by kaito's pick up lines in canon..........

[anyfire]

If you are crazy enough anything can be s3 tour photographer louis foreshadowing

[meenawrites]

YESSSS HAHAH

Fabian's kids calling Riz "Uncle The Ball"

Uncle The Ball would 100% stalk Fabians kids on their first couple adventures. They wouldn't even know he's there until it starts going south and the enemy that was about to kill one of them suddenly doesn't have a head anymore. Oh that's just Uncle The Ball, hiding in the shadows, sniping cultists for the nibblings.

[shadelorde]

Why do so many people unironically think the Fire Nation is the misogyny-less “girlboss” nation. What the fuck.

[whateverisbeautiful]

It's a broken world, Michonne...

And

You're

The

Only

Thing

That

Puts

It

Back

Together

Till my last breath, I am yours ~ Rick Grimes to his wife, his compass, his light, his world, his everything, Michonne Grimes 💍🤍

[daily-pat]

Like?? Sure I guess.

[lammydraws]

OH MY GOD /POS

Sorry @lammydraws but this is the only thing that I can think when I see Peony.

My first draw with a graphic tablet. Expect more!

[kittynugg]

a little dilemma enjoyers and regular lil ford enjoyers alike i come bringing an animatic/animation meme? idk its mouiiyo

i worked on this for four hours straight last night and denied myself the right to so much as stand until it was complete sorry it lags capcut is shit

so maybe reblog this instead of just liking if its good. i genuinely dont know if its good

okay yeah its tomorrow now i genuinely like fought myself over whether or not i want to post this i keep going from "it SUCKS" to "meh its alr just post it" so im going to post it before i can have second thoughts arrivederci

[kyouka-supremacy]

In a surprising turn of events, whereas Akutagawa's ultimate act of love would be “I'd die for you”, Atsushi's ultimate act of love would be “I'd die if it's by your hand”