#i decided to do my trash panda and my chaos gremlin for this

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For the character development questions…42 and 52?

042. What is their greatest achievement?

Val: I would say keeping that ridiculous car of theirs alive all on their own. That car needs to see death. It’s clanging and sputtering it’s way to car heaven. But Val keeps it functioning and, in fact, running “fairly” “smoothly” on their own. They love working with their hands, vehicles are up there -- and no one thought they could give that car so many extra years. And they have!

I would also say finishing cosmotolgy school. 

Kendis: Making detective. In part because of naysayers, in part because it took a lot of work. It certainly wasn’t a goal they saw in their future (them? A COP? why sera, why. why me, why) but it put her closer to things she wants to do.

052. What is your character’s worst flaw?

Val & Kendis: ... pettyness. lol.

Val: Stats wise, it’s impulsiveness and pessimism. I think that makes sense since for all they act arrogant (and are, genuinely, cocky), low self-esteem is a strong issue for Val. And the combination of that as well as the impulsiveness, can lead them to lashing out when they’re feeling vulnerable. This can lead to awkward situations, them exposing things they’re not ready to expose, and just being hurtful to others. 

So, yeah Impulsiveness is definitely the worst flaw because it’s like the foundation of a lot of their ... not so favorable behaviors (selfishness, foot-in-mouth disease, dismissiveness, tempermental, greed, etc.)

Kendis: Stubbornness. It will always be stubbornness. Kendis best and worst trait is always how stubborn they are. Like Val, this feeds / is the foundation of all their other bad traits and habits: perversely headstrong, opinionated to the max, petty/grudge-holding/vindictive, temper. Kendis is Cut Nose Off To Spite Own Face, Bite The Hand That Feeds, Chew Own Limb Off To Keep You From Cutting It First all in one person. A thousand mfers cant tell them nothing. 

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Undertale AU Sims 4 Part 1

I recently got back on my Sims bullshit after many years, and since I've been all-in on Undertale fanfic, I decided to make my favorite disasters in the game and let them loose.

Currently, I have the skellies from Undertale, Underfell, Dancetale, Underswap, and Underlust in the game living their best chaotic lives. I plan on adding Swapfell, Horrortale, Bad Sans Poly Crew, and a few others as I get settled in.

I'm compiling these random ass adventures and screenshots from my poly Discord server to make it easier to share around. :) I also just got set up with all of the expansions and will be adding mods soonish for even more fun. Later updates will have way more screenshots because I realized I should probably be doing that.

Without further adieu, let's get into these disasters.

Tumblr, why is this pic upside down? You are as much of a disaster as this crew is. Leaving it like this because it is VERY FITTING.

The first family is Sans, Papyrus, Red, Edge, Annoying Dog, Doomfanger, and a raccoon named Trash Panda because Red would totally have that as a pet. Their characterizations are heavily drawn from Nilchance's Ain't This the Life and Kamari's Ebott is a Multiverse series.

Starting Their Adventures So far, Edge has made breakfast at 3 am, Trash Panda has been in the literal trash, Doomfanger has attacked a visitor, I have Red and Sans flirting b/c I need Kustard ASAP, also all the pets try to eat all of the food Papryus cooks.

Edge had to take Trash Panda to the vet b/c Trash Panda ate spoiled food, and the raccoon started picking fights in the office. Papyrus tries to clean up around the gremlins as best he can but it is CHALLENGING. The household bought a computer and Red stayed up until like 3 am playing video games

Doomfanger continues to attack literally every guest. Red then praises the cat.

THIS IS ALL SHIT THEY'RE DOING ON THEIR OWN. Very little of this chaos involves my input. I'm mostly the cleanup crew.

Doomfanger decided to run away for a bit, which made everyone in the house sad. Edge posted a lost pet alert and slept a lot and didn't even care that Fanger was filthy when he showed back up.

(Editor's note: This happens a metric shitton until I learn how to lock the doors for the cats. Doomfanger is just an independent soul who wants to terrorize the entire neighborhood.) Papyrus is just power cleaning with all of his might but between the pets and the Sanses, it's a lost cause.

Red decided that he wasn't going to eat the dinner that Papyrus LOVINGLY CREATED one night, so he went to cook tofu dogs on the grill in the backyard. It promptly caught on fire. This will not be the only time this happens. I have learned how to travel to other lots, so I will soon be unleashing their mayhem elsewhere. Red and Sans finally had their first kiss but, in true disaster queer, idiots to idiot lovers fashion, have not actually admitted their attraction to one another yet. Papyrus and Edge have started a garden in the back that was thankfully outside of the blast zone of the grill fire. I'm waiting to see how this goes sideways. Also, Annoying Dog literally will not shut up and barks about everything. Especially when the room's occupant is sleeping.

Red, This is Not How We Min-Max Our Career Progression

Trying to get Sans and Red to up their logic skills for their careers, but RED JUST GETS SUPER FLIRTY AROUND HIM NOW WHICH I FEEL LIKE IS A LITTLE BIT DISTRACTING. I tried to make them woohoo but SANS DECIDED TO JUST GO AND TAKE A FRIKKIN NAP.

So Red is trolling people on the internet now to channel his frustrations elsewhere.

Edge is unironically having lots of fun repairing the toilet. Red unironically refuses to flush the toilet.

Papyrus randomly keeps running out to the trail to say hi to the neighbors. We live by a park. I feel like I need to put a leash on Papyrus for him to get anything done in the house, but that would make this a completely different Sims 4 playthrough.

Annoying Dog Don't Be Creepy

Annoying Dog continues to live up to his name by peeing on Papyrus. Then it's time to bother the rest of the household. RED AND SANS ARE FINALLY FUCKING AND THE GODDAMN DOG IS IN THERE BARKING AT THEM JESUS CHRIST. EDGE IS STANDING IN THE HALLWAY OUTSIDE OF THE BEDROOM DOOR OH NO. ..he's doing situps outside of their door. Wat? I feel like this household needs to have some discussions about boundaries. Sans fell asleep right after and Red is outside playing post-coital chess by himself. Sure, why not?

I feel like Papyrus intentionally has a weekend work schedule when everyone else is home all day just to get some space.

Disasters Gonna Disaster It is once again 3 am. Edge is trying to repair the sink that Sans somehow broke by washing his hands. Red and Sans are boyfriends now but trying to get them to sleep in the same bed is like pulling teeth. Red keeps falling asleep on the couch. I gave the raccoon catnip and now it's chasing its tail in the litter box. Red's raccoon has shit like 5 times an hour. Edge is slowly going crazy trying to keep the litter boxes clean. He then managed to fill out daily reports so hard that the computer is sparking.

For some reason, Papyrus really loves making coffee and then taking it into the bath with him. I assume it's because that's a very efficient way of getting ready. Dateasters Sans and Red are on a date. It is a disaster. Sans keeps wandering off and when I got them both in a quiet corner, he managed to make his way back to the goddamn bar. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF RED ASKING TO MAKE OUT. Sans refuses to leave the bar, so now Red is at a table with two strangers. OH FFS SANS IS TALKING TO A STRANGER AT THE BAR ABOUT HIS COMMITMENT ISSUES. Red has gone off down to the wharf to talk to a feral cat. Petting a wild cat is probably easier than trying to corner a cagey Sans right now. TFW getting them to travel back home is the most convoluted mess of menus and clicks. A MESS LIKE THEIR DATE. I later learned that there are much easier ways to manage that.

THE GAME GAVE ME A CONSOLATION PRIZE FOR THE DATE. This tracks.

Sans immediately went for a depression nap. Red is sitting in Edge's room drinking coffee while Edge upgrades the bathroom sink. Red's raccoon has FINALLY stopped his chain shitting after leaving the lot and coming back.

Papyrii Doesn't Get Paid Enough For This Shit Papyrus got home from his catering shift, took one look around the house, said fuck that, and went to bed immediately. Someone in this house has a sense of self-preservation, look at that. Edge and Annoying Dog have been on a walk for the past three hours. Papyrii know how to clear out of a blast zone. Oh god, Sans woke up and has decided to grill himself a hamburger. DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR BROTHER COOKS FOR THE HOUSEHOLD WHEN HE GETS HOME AFTER A LONG SHIFT SO YOU DON'T GO SETTING SHIT ON FIRE!?!?!??! To no one's surprise, the grill catches on fire. Again. OMFG RED GOES TO THE GRILL RIGHT AFTER I REPLACE IT FROM SANS SETTING IT ON FIRE. I am shocked, somehow it didn't re-catch on fire. Which is good because I was not gonna replace that shit a third time. (Reader, this was a lie). Sans just standing in Edge's room talking to Doomfanger and ignoring the chaos.

Once again, Papyrus has woken up out of a dead sleep to make coffee and sit in the tub. He does not need a bath. I think he might be a tad stressed. I can't imagine why. Time for Underlust Because I am truly deficient when it comes to making reasonable buildings in any games (my Valheim creations were truly...something), MalaikaDream created Lust, Pink, and a truly lovely house.

It took two minutes after Mala left for shit to explode.

RIGHT AFTER YOU LEFT, PINK INVITED HIMSELF OVER. BUT THEN DOOMFANGER RAN AWAY (Doomfanger runaway counter: 2). SO THEN EDGE WAS SAD AND STARTED MOPING ROOM TO ROOM AND MAKING PINK PISSED OFF BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T STAY STILL AND TALK. THEN PAPYRUS CAME HOME FROM WORK. WITH LIKE A ZERO EXHAUSTION AND HYGIENE METER AND JUST PLOPS DOWN NEXT TO PINK WHILE EDGE IS TRYING TO APOLOGIZE

PINK IS LIKE DEAR GOD IT'S SO STINKY. THEN EDGE GOES AND DEPRESSION NAPS AND SO DOES SANS. ANYWAY, BOTH LUST AND PINK ARE TRYING TO GET WITH EDGE BUT THEY KEEP INVITING THEMSELVES OVER AT THE WORST TIMES. I'M SORRY FRIENDS BUT STAYING UNTIL 3 AM ON A WORK NIGHT JUST MAKES EVERYONE CRANKY. Oh Disaster Goblin Couple

ALSO RED AND SANS ARE HAVING PROBLEMS, AGAIN.

Then Doomfanger got pissed off about a vet visit that bugged out so it lasted 14 hours and took off again (Doomfanger runaway counter: 3).

Everyone is sad, again and it's the weekend, so Papyrus is at work all night. To stop them from starving in depression, I order Zoomer delivery. SO THE DELIVERY LADY BRINGS IN THE FOOD BAG, AND I MOUSE OVER, AND SHE IS SAD AND IS IN THEIR HOUSE NOW. SANS AND RED ARE TRYING TO AWKWARDLY COMFORT THE DELIVERY DRIVER WHILE BEING VERY SAD ABOUT DOOMFANGER. Right now the delivery driver in our bathroom trying to pep-talk herself in the mirror, and Sans trying to cheer her up. SHE FINALLY LEFT AT LIKE 11 PM. LOOK WHAT WERE THEY SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT? NEITHER SANS NOR RED IS GONNA INSULT SOMEONE WILLING TO DELIVER FOOD TO THEM. DELIVERY DRIVERS ARE LIKE GODS ENABLING THEIR LAZINESS.

Doomfanger, What Do You Want From Me? For the like fourth time, Doomfanger has run away because she insists the 234234324 litter boxes available to her are dirty when they are, in fact, clean. (Doomfanger runaway counter: 4). The fridge broke after Edge went to work, and I didn't want anyone electrocuting themselves, so Papyrus called a repair person. He was depressed all over the repair person and had to excuse himself to his bedroom to cry twice during their conversation. Doomfanger you are tearing this family apart. Red is taking a depression nap in the new hot tub.

I had a suggestion that the delivery lady and repair guy are reader self-inserts and now that's my head canon.

Going to Grillby's

I downloaded a Grillby's lot to put in their neighborhood (I need to look up the specific one I added to give credit, will do that when I have the chance.)

The first visit didn't go so well.

Sans was miserable that night going in, and then Red decided to flirt with someone else in front of Sans. Trying to keep my favorite couple happy is trying.

Edge, surprisingly, had a great time, mostly because I made it a cat-friendly place so there were owned and stray cats all over the place and he was introducing himself to every. single. one. Crazy cat lady Edge is my favorite headcanon ever. Plus the only reason that Edge would willingly step foot into Grillby's is if he's there to feed the community cats. Welcome the Rarepair

Edge and Pink had a lovely date and thankfully the house wasn't on fire when he got back that night. I had him invite Pink to stay the night but tbh I don't actually know how that mechanic works specifically so we'll see how that ends up playing out. I've also been making Red be a complete asshole to the random people who like to show up to try and visit, which makes the wild Y/N headcanon even more hilarious.

And the repair dude who stayed all day because Papyrus introduced himself. Which I mean, it's Papyrus, so fair.

Dance Fuckers Dance

Mala also handled the Dancetale house build because, once again, I am as much of a disaster goblin as Sans and Red and can't be trusted with these things.

THE WELCOME WAGON OF GOBLINS HAS JUST ROLLED UP. Sans, Red, Lust, Pink, Papyrus have shown up to introduce themselves Papyrus needs to pee desperately but is too polite to leave the conversation without saying hi.

WAIT IT'S A FUCKING TUESDAY. AT 2 PM. YOU FUCKERS HAVE WORK. WHY ARE YOU THERE???? ONLY PAPYRUS SHOULD BE THERE PROBABLY, MAYBE SANS. YOU FUCKS BETTER HAVE TAKEN VACATION DAYS. WHY IS SANS COOKING AT THEIR HOUSE? HE IS GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN. HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE COOKING. SANS LEFT IT ON THE STOVE AND WENT TO MAKE COFFEE. HE IS WALKING AWAY NOW. SANS. SANS WHAT THE FUCK. HE WAS MAKING MAC AND CHEESE JUST WHAT THE FUCK Suave is going to go finish it because he is a fine upstanding citizen. Dance is mainlining tea,

PINK JUST TOOK THE MAC AND CHEESE AND IS EATING IT. WHY??? WHAT KIND OF WELCOME WAGON IS THIS? SAUVE IS NOW GOSSIPING ABOUT NEIGHBORS EXCEPT ALL THE NEIGHBORS ARE IN THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW. THIS TRACKS. SANS IS RANDOMLY WALKING OFF WITH SOME MAC AND CHEESE TO GO TO THE PICNIC BENCHES IN THE PARK AND THEN HE LEFT IT THERE.

WAIT. IT'S EGGS AND TOAST. WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GET EGGS AND TOAST FROM?

HE STARTED MAKING EGGS AND TOAST AND THEN WALKED TO THE PARK TO LEAVE THE HALF-PREPARED EGGS AND TOAST. SANS WHAT THE FUCK 2.0? Pink left one bite of mac and cheese on the plate, Dance went and finished it. Suave is now finishing the eggs and toast that Sans started. Sans hates cooking, why did he start two meals. It has somehow managed to be excellent quality, b/c Suave.

Starting Up Burlesque - Dial-up Noises DANCE AND LUST HAVE FINALLY MET. Pink just sitting back and watching the spectator sport of awkward flirting. He literally had the popcorn thought bubble at one point.

Mala was playing this round and frikkin speedrunning to their OTP. Lust had cooked a hamburger cake at some point. When? Who knows. From first kiss to boyfriends to woohoo - two days. They fucked in the observatory because Lust's fancy ass house (that towers over my disaster shack) has one of those.

OH MY GOD, IT MAKES THE TELESCOPE MOVE. JESUS CHRIST THEY ARE ROCKING THE TELESCOPE. SANS IS GOING TO BE VERY ANNOYED AT THIS. OH MY GOD, WHEN THEY FINISH THE FUCKING TELESCOPE SPINS AROUND.

WHAT EVEN IS THIS GAME? JESUS CHRIST MALAJUST HAD LUST PROPOSE. LUST AND DANCE ARE NOW ENGAGED. THEY HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ON A DATE. I didn't know I was playing a realistic queer dating simulator. Time to name this Underhaulin'. THEY ARE FUCKING IN THE OBSERVATORY AGAIN. Of course.

The Disasters Never End

SANS VISITED PINK AND LUST AND HAS DECIDED TO JUST GO TO SLEEP IN LUST'S BED.

LUST HAS SET HIMSELF ON FIRE WHILE COOKING. PINK LAUGHED AT HIM. PINK HE ONLY HAS ONE HP HOW DARE. FUCKING SIMS 4 TRYING TO INTRODUCE SOME FUCKING ANGST INTO OUR IDIOTS TO IDIOT LOVERS FIC.

Doomfanger is best cat when the little shit isn't driving everyone to depression when she runs away.

Papyrus works too hard and then passes out on the way to his bed sometimes. Once again, what is this game, even?

ANYWAY GRILLBY'S TRIP TONIGHT!

TRYING TO KEEP ANY OF THESE DISASTERS IN ONE PLACE IS VERY HARD. NO ONE BUT THE ORIGINAL GOBLINS STAYED AT GRILLBY'S FOR MORE THAN LIKE AN HOUR. PINK, LUST, DANCE, AND SUAVE ARE ALL SLEEPING NOW.

Edge is upgrading the toilets so they're self-cleaning.

Red, Sans, and Edge finally got home at like 5 am. THANKFULLY THIS TIME RED WASN'T HITTING ON OTHER PEOPLE IN FRONT OF SANS. Okay nix that 5 AM thing. It's 7 am and they still haven't made the walk down the street. I TOLD THEM TO GO HOME AND THEY ARE JUST STANDING OUT FROM OF GRILLBYS.

The one other acceptable reader insert other than the delivery lady who is worshipped as a god is the crazy cat lady Katarina.

Oh No, Oh No, Oh No No NO NO NOOO!!! OH MY GOD SO DANCE IS IN EDGE'S ROOM PLAYING HIS VIOLIN, SO WHEN I HAD EDGE ASK PINK TO WOOHOO FOR THE FIRST TIME, THEY WENT INTO PAPYRUS' BED. PAPYRUS JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK.

Edge and Pink are so adorable together but also Edge is still sitting there like oh our friendship and romance meters are basically maxed, but I'm too nervous to ask him to be my boyfriend I dunno if he likes me. BUT SERIOUSLY I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY FUCKED IN PAPYRUS' BED. Thankfully he was taking a bubble bath at the time of the fuckening.

RED AND SANS PLAYING THE "WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS WITH MY BROTHER" GAME.

Papyrus in the back cleaning up and just happy everyone seems like they're getting along. Edge is gonna go guilty upgrade Papyrus' bed as penance.

PINK I JUST BOUGHT THAT TEA MAKER. HOW IS IT BROKEN?

The Game is Very Set On Us Having an Angst Arc Pink came over to hang out and I had Red tending the bar at the house to up his mixology skill. Sans came over and decided to flirt with Pink IN FRONT OF RED AND EDGE SO NOW MY FELL BOYS ARE VERY FUCKING SAD.

SANS THIS IS NOT HOW YOU GET BACK AT RED. Oh no Red gets a breakup prompt and holy shit their romance meter dropped to half. It was full. Okay, their romance meter is back at square one so IT'S TIME FOR THE ANGST ARC APPARENTLY. Cuz Red went and gave Sans the cold shoulder then insulted his woohoo techniques Poor Papyrus was at work during all of this and is, once again, going to come home to a disaster. Red is back to sleeping in his own room for now.

I'm Going to Leave a Bad Yelp Review

WHAT THE SHIT. I hired a maid service to give Papyrus a break. SHE GOT A COFFEE AND IS TAKING A BATH.

Edge is currently chatting with Pink LIKE AN ADULT about how he felt about the flirting. Sans is ignoring his problems by playing with the raccoon.

I am sending Edge next door and it pops the prompt to invite Sims along and like 75% of Edge's friends list are cats and dogs. Sans tried to have a suggestive conversation. Red had just got home from work and has immediately gone to throw his drink in Sans' face.

And well. No Sans. You really fucked up. OR MAYBE NOT. Red got happy when he got close to Sans so he didn't do the thing. Maybe this can go well. Unexpected.

I think Sans apologized. Then apparently went to take a nap. So Red is gonna wander down to Grillby's and antagonize more reader inserts to celebrate. He has invited everyone on his list that he hates, and then turns on the most annoying music on the jukebox - kids music.

Red invites Sans to Grillby's after his nap, and the first thing Sans does is start dancing to the kids music. Oh my god. Anyway, there are 5 more people on Red's hate list so this has been a very productive evening. Red has fallen asleep in his favorite booth.

Doomfanger Pls

Papyrus and Sans had a brotherly day out visiting a haunted museum. They made friends with a ghost dog.

RESET YOUR DOOMFANGER RUN AWAY COUNTERS (...6 I think?) Edge had to take the day off to take Annoying Dog to the vet, and now both Papyrus and Edge are pre-cleaning before the maid service arrives. This is a very Papyrii thing to do. ]I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THE MAID IS HEATED. He has stopped cleaning and is now just sitting on the couch. Edge is coping with his Doomfanger sadness by going over to his crazy cat lady friend's house and feeding all the strays treats. ALSO, WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO THE TEA MAKER THAT IT EXPLODES EVERY 5 SECONDS The raccoon attacked the pizza delivery driver. The driver liked it.

Commitment-phobe Chaos

SANS WHO THE FUCK DID YOU THINK YOU WERE CALLING?

I guess they're not over their fight yet.

PAPYRUS CAN MAKE SACK LUNCHES NOW OMG. Truly the pinnacle of gaming.