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Jeff Satur is a hoe *appreciated
Inspired by the scene from here around 1:50
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#A very bad production by me#but okay i suffered a lot because i couldn't cut the first vid right because if i cutted the other's face#i cutted the voice too#I did it on my mobile at 1-2am#so okay#...okay?#Sleep is overrated and i am not in the mood to do anything#instead of jeff satur#I MEAN 😂#u perv#anyway#it is what it is#mostly nothing#just something i had to do#jeff satur#Youtube
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fire nation festival wear aka a blatant excuse for me to push atla clothing design conventions to the absolute Limit
jjk atla!au with @philosophiums
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#fanart#jjk fanart#fushiguro megumi#itadori yuuji#kugisaki nobara#jjk atla!au#atla!au: art#atla!au: illust#atla!au: design#lmhs#yuuji#megumi#nobara#there i go again putting way too much effort into designs that will b featured in all of one (1) chapter probably#the first fire nation fit i did for yuuji isnt even fic canon btw for the majority of th time theyll just be in their earth kingdom clothes#and these r the only fire nation clothes they'll Actually wear fr a significant amt of time#so feel free 2 disregard th other fit i designed for yuuji in that ask because this is all i want to see him in Ever actually#no ankles no chest no toes showing my boy is FULLY clothed. not an INCH of skin exposed. no sinful clothing cuts here no sir#did i draw him buttoned up from head to toe out of spite? maybe :)#'fire nation is based on imperial japan' me: on it boss taisho era inspired festival wear comin RIGHt up#real talk though these designs put me through the Wringer cries combining those two influences ws so hard...#all 3 braincells working *nanami voice* overtime smh#imo the final designs still ended up being a far cry from atla canon but i cant be bothered anymore they look Fine its Fine#my kids r dressed 2 the nines and that was the goal
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mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.
now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.
He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.
(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)
The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.
The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.
And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.
(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)
The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.
anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)
#mxtx svsss#svsss au#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#disciple shen yuan#scum villain#svsss#*points at SQQ/SY* i want him to go nuts. as a treat. let him crumble just a little over the stress of his fate and the stress of survival#and the stress of having a lack of autonomy over a handful of his decisions. starry craves angst and she craves a very specific SQQ angst#he was a number 1 hater back in the day and lbr being a hater takes energyyyy. ive heard that this man was the BIGGEST hater i wanna#see him rip a man to shreds with nothing but his tongue and a voice that could cut marble clean in half. skin a man alive sqq you deserve i#*mortal kombat voice* FINISH HIM#i love without-a-cure but unfortunately i dont think SQQ would be able to have WAC and also survive in the abyss.#the succubi nest that adopted him tried seducing him at first. it didn't work. but he did somehow charm them with his cringefail ways#so now they have a brand new mortal big/little brother to dote on. SQQ is frankly delighted to learn all about succubi culture that doesnt#revolve around sex. he makes quite a few friends/allies in the abyss because of his pure fascination and unbiased desire to learn about#demonic culture and all the different niches and nuances of it across species. he's still going insane tho. like that's not stopping.#there's a single LBH pov chapter in the fic and its frankly so unhinged it was fantastic. he's so possessive. he straight up goes:#'oh SQQ isnt gonna be the next peak lord. he's ascending to heaven with me when i do :)' when Sha Hualing (also peak lord) told him that he#couldn't keep his disciple in the bamboo house all the time. what was SQQ gonna do when LBH ascends and he becomes the new peak lord?#gosh that first chapter is rotating around in my mind so bad. LBH was SO unwell. like losing his actual shit over SQQ near the edge.#i so want to write a oneshot abt this where SQQ is also in hysterics (albeit over slightly diff reasons) and tells LBH on his knees:#'this disciple deeply apologizes to his shizun. for he will not be ascending to the heavens with him.' right before he falls into the abyss#this au being disciple SY is for shits and giggles but i can also see it happening for regular SQQ bc 'fuck it im a dead man either way'#frothing at the mouth at this idea also being a SY-is-SJ au too. for the extra angst of SQQ trying to bear the weight of multiple lives on#his shoulders and trying to figure out what is real and what isn't and if he's meant to suffer in all of his lives no matter what he does.#not once in his life has he ever been free to do what he likes has he? self-hatred to the max. he's going mad. poor boy :]
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Absolutely devastating realizations about Happy Ever After
PRISTINE CUT SPOILERS:
I was wondering why in Happy Ever After the table was so long and kept us so far from the Princess, and I realized that Smitten was probably terrified that we would try to hurt her, cus even if we didn’t want to, the thought of the Narrator taking control and forcing us to attack her OR force her to kill us in self defense would compromise both of our “happiness”.
But it’s only when the facade ends and we let her out of the cabin that we’re able to actually share a dance with her. A real connection.
It’s so twisted and sad that Smitten, in his desire to keep the Princess safe and happy, actually prevents us from connecting with her in the way actual couples do. He’s afraid of himself, of failing her, and of hurting her, but in trying to protect her he pushes her away from him emotionally. The cabin isn’t just to protect her, it’s to protect himself.
#slay the princess#slay the Princess voices#voice of the smitten#pristine cut#stp pristine cut#slay the Princess the pristine cut#the pristine cut#I will NOT tolerate Smitten slander#he’s like the Wild#he wants the Princess close to his heart but can’t acknowledge their past pain#he thinks ignoring it and shoving it away will make them both happy#he loves her more than anything#he’s terrified of letting her close to him but also is too obsessed to let her go free#this is a Smitten who stopped believing they were unstoppable together
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remember how in dao there were always like multiple flirty options u could just spring on ur love interest and it wasn't something that was brushed past it would stop a conversation dead in its tracks to have a cute secondary flirty offshoot with small variations dependent on the flirty option u initially chose with a unique course correction to get back on topic after...... yeah.
#sorry i'm about to be a hater#romance in datv is like. a vaguely flirty line met by an even vaguer response that has no impact on the conversation#in the beginning at least#only once your relationship is like 6 or 7 does it get a little more receptive#and the whole time it's like okay i completed a main quest. time to talk to the love interest. okay i did another main quest. time to talk#to the love interest. BC YOU CAN'T TALK TO THEM OUTSIDE OF DESIGNATED CUTSCENES. U CAN'T HAVE RANDOM CONVERSATIONS#A LA HAVE YOU EVER LICKED A LAMPPOST IN WINTER!!! THAT IS SO LAME!!!!!!!! SO COOKIE CUT!!!!!!!!!#there's so few references to your relationship at all really. the romance cutscenes could be removed and u would never know they're in love#the romance doesn't exist outside of designated cutscenes. you can't choose to randomly flirt you must wait for The Cutscenes because#there's only one way to romance everybody. even dai was better with this imo even though the formula is similar#partly bc u can get to know everyone outside of exclusive cutscenes?? you can just approach them at anytime and get to know them?? and find#a chance to flirt?? and there's teeny tiny special romance-specific moments carved out. like the dance after halamshiral for example#and again people TALK about your romance. it's present in the narrative#bioware is so known for their romances but they dropped the ball hard here and i'm sooooooooo disappointed#and actually?? companions barely ever interject during main quests too?? or quests at all?? just as a side note#companions should be voicing their OPINIONSSSSS when i make choices????#davrin should have had so much to say during weisshaupt cutscenes. like what the fuck was that#and why wasn't there a one-on-one conversation discussing his mortality with him beforehand?? would have liked to see that??#relationship growth in this game is purely waiting for the next milestone and it feels so stale and lackluster and upsetting and ugh#the fact that giving your companions gifts strictly results in approval gain and one measly thank you is indicative of everything wrong#anyways.txt#jasmine plays datv#da4 spoilers
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Played more Slay The Princess with a friend and learned something new about the New Dawn ending
My first playthrough included Razor and Moment of Clarity so when I reached that ending, all of the voices were there. I didn't realize that only voices you unlock in your 5 routes are present.
But even more interestingly, one of our routes was Happily Ever After. And we never got any other Ch 3s. When we reached the end, Smitten was Not There...
All of which is to say -
That is a REALLY COOL DETAIL!
Now I'm curious if Smitten can return if you get him back through another Ch 3 after HEA
And also if he stays gone if HEA is your last route where he appears, after having been unlocked in an earlier Ch 3
And also now I kind of want to try mapping out a playthrough that gets me all 10 voices without going through Razor/Moment of Clarity
And also if that kind of run can be possible with HEA as one of the routes
#slay the princess#slay the princess spoilers#i feel like an all voices + no razor/moc run would not be possible with HEA#since you get a max of 2 voices per (allowed) route and you only get 5 routes#so a run that loses a voice will mean having to get him back (if possible) over unlocking another voice in a later run#similarly Stranger is probably also out for this run since it doesnt have a Ch 3#maybe you can squeeze out an extra route if you leave the cabin in one Ch 2? though not sure if that would keep the voice#(and also that feels like cheating xD)#this feels like a fun challenge :D#okay so far cheated and contrarian have to be ch 3 voices since razor/stranger are out#paranoid should still be okay as a ch 2 voice since nightmare can also lead to wraith instead of moc#(but i feel like he appears so often that he's better saved for a ch 3 xD)#pre-pristine cut Damsel & Prisoner also couldn't be done in one playthrough since doing one locks you out of the other Grey route#(not to mention both give Cold)#in pristine cut its fine as long as you branch to Cage for Prisoner#if you do prisoner -> grey you can't do damsel and must do witch -> thorn for smitten#since HEA loses a voice#(and obviously if you do prisoner -> grey spectre is out too)#and also paranoid since you have to do opportunist for smitten#and paranoid can only get you cold or opportunist
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i need to know when u watch episode 5 of gotchard, because it is by far the best episode of the season so far for a variety of reasons
toku really is just the absolute best
#kamen rider#gotchard#gif warning#tag team ACTION gif warning#(guy yelling at a trading card) GET OUT OF HERE CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE NOT WANTED#(heartbroken puppy voice) wr...wrestler g...#gotchard has had a bit of a rough start i admit but it does feel like it's getting better!#it does lend itself well to this kind of absolutely unhinged madness#i hope we cut back to the yakuza guys in like 20 episodes and they've opened up a butterfly reserve#hotaro with the utena references: i'm a gun now too#anyway this is rider so i'm ready for the reveal that rinne is spanner's sister or mom or time-traveling future daughter or whatever#lay it on me let's go
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the rough cut between the long quiet and the shifting mound left them jagged and with pieces of the other. she, the concept of change, stuck in the same role, we, the ability to choose.
i've heard people theorize that the part of her that the slayer has is *us*, the player, but i would argue that we, the player, are the essential stagnation within the long quiet. we will always be the same, to the game, we exist on a scale that the narrator (and all characters in the game , all people of that universe) cannot comprehend. but i think that the ability to choose and be different each loop, each route was hers. or arguably, the voice of the hero was hers.
he's with the slayer from the beginning, he cares for the hero, if the final confrontation with shifty is anything to go by, and he sort of represents agency (even his title stands out from the other voices. what does hero mean? goodness? the ability to do something?) but he tends to represent agency and the middle ground - the third choice, even. i think i read that somewhere here too, whoever you are who said that, you're completely right, but i would argue that that makes him. well. not a part of the princess. but that he is part of the frayed edge that the long quiet took from her when they were torn apart.
im just kinda rambling tbh dfgjhkfdch
#slay the princess#voice of the hero#the long quiet#just rambling thoughts dont take this too serious#can i works cite this post#or rather#should i. im lazy asf dfghdkfjhg#im going to talk about slay the princess forever and ever#sooooo excited for the pristine cut#and i love my guy the hero. guy of all time#soup shut up challenge#burntsoupwords
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I think it'd be funny if the new Pristine Cut gallery included the number/percentage of lines of dialogue seen.
It’d probably be too immersion-breaking to work as a serious idea, but just imagine beating the game for the first time, going to the gallery and seeing you've seen like 5% of the total dialogue in the game. Jaw drop moment
#og post#stp#tpc#slay the princess#the pristine cut#the real issue is that it'd make people try to see 100% of the lines which would be. an ordeal#bc aside from all the branching paths & optional dialogue & different voice combos#there's also so many subtle dialogue changes depending on the most seemingly inconsequential choices#the first one i remember noticing was skeptic's line in prisoner as you go down the stairs#usually he wonders if she remembers us#but sometimes he instead wonders what visitors she could referring to#i remember seeing the alternate line and doing a double take lol#i haven't looked at the code or anything but i'm pretty sure it's based on if you’d verbally acknowledged that you'd been there before#it's the sort of thing that 95% of players wouldn't consider especially if they're just trying to get to the cabin as quickly as possible#but like. if you hadn't said anything before it wouldn't make sense for skeptic to reveal that you'd been there before in a throwaway line#he's too clever for that#especially if he's thinking similarly to prisoner who tries not to ''give away the game'' by acknowledging the last chapter#so like. absolutely incredible attention to detail and responsiveness to player choices#but also a hypothetical dialogue completionist's nightmare haha
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the switch from worry for sam to appealing.. oh he knows how to fuck him up so perfectly tailored for him
#sam was vulnerable and knowing dean loves him so he doesn't want the demon thing could have cut things a lil more short than#sam knowing dean hates him which leads him to be borderline destructive while the former keeps him grounded#but to give dean his dues he did try every single tactic in the book to try to stop sam: forcing reasoning rationalizing#finding middle ground locking up threatening bargaining pleading#he was on a roller-coaster#we're witnessing the blueprint in swaying sam im seated#ruby should've stuck around to watch how a real sam master manipulator operates#he has sam so wrapped round his finger he told sam he'll kill him (faked voice note) and still managed to have sam choose him over ruby#who coddled up and manipulated sam to hell and back#the genuine concern about sam here is astonishing in how effective it is#violence (panic room) didn't work#so dean resorts to appealing to sam and whether this is authentic or dean's own brand of manipulation that I know he occasionally works up#it's still the most effective method so far. I feel like dean could genuinely have gotten through to sam#if he was just himself and poured his heart out wrt sam since early on but dean most of the time was too prideful to concede#it was an 'im protective and im worried about you' issue (this is half of the actual reason the other half is his own possessiveness)#rather than a 'morality/humanity descend' issue and appealing to angels and god to play on sam's faith.#once again dean tries several mental gymnastics to get his point across when#if he was straightforward it could've worked on sam from the get go because he himself carries weight to sam like no other#samdean#mine#spn meta in tags#sam winchester#dean winchester
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I just had a thought (shocker)
Does Welsknight know Helsknight’s tenets? Like have they been spoken to him? Or does he assume Helsknight follows his tenets albeit “maliciously” or whatever
He knows they have different tenets! I don't think he has them memorized the way Helsknight probably has Welsknight's memorized, but he's heard of all of them at least once.
#rns asks#anonymous#there is a very long cut paragraph from last chapter of them arguing about their tenets lol#it did not benefit the scene and worked against some of the stuff i was setting up so... [chopping noise]#but regardless! yes wels knows. he too thinks Hels is in a blood cult#hels voice: no one understands the nuance of blood and steel. its not all gross body things and smacking peoples heads together
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stepping through scenes™ as i do and
...there was another shoulder touch?
THERE HAD BEEN ANOTHER SHOULDER TOUCH?????
#OFMD#Gentlebeard#Blackbonnet#Edward Teach#Stede Bonnet#Edit#i'm eating drywall lol i'm losing my MARBLES#Again#You'd think with how many times I watch the episodes and comb through them#I'd have all the little moments under my belt#I'd be aware of everything#But nope lol NOPE#//STILL// FINDING THINGS THAT I DID NOT NOTICE DURING THE PREVIOUS 500000 WATCHES HSDKLS#but anyway yeah uh lol i'm Dying <3#Because Ed had definitely been gently beckoning Stede to leave#An EXTREMELY married moment if you ask me#It's very much giving: your love is lingering in the store and they already found what they need#and you're like 'OKAY OKAY YOU FOUND IT NOW LET'S GO PLEASE' SJDKLSHK#also lol because i'm Unhinged#i was also able to pick up on a SLIGHT hint of taika's voice right as the scene cut too#so there had definitely been more before the cut that was edited out#SO MMMMMMM MAX SEASON 1 EXTENDED CUT WHEN LMAO???
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Yuuji: Bye, im going to the fire nation!
Sukuna: Not dressed like you aren't.
Proceeds to give Yuuji a boob window in his clothes
ngl anon i took this bit way too seriously n got carried away thinking abt what yuuji's fire nation alternate fit would look like ,, then after figuring it out I thought well now I /have/ to draw air as well ....
jjk atla!au with @philosophiums
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#itadori yuuji#yuuji#fanart#jjk fanart#jjk atla!au#atla!au: art#atla!au: design#lmhs#answered#anonymous#my sandbox my design i make the rules yuuji hates th air acolyte clothes. i decided bc i didnt like drawing him in them GHSDFH#its in character fr him !! he likes clothing he cn roll n brawl n thrash around in#theres too many layers n folds with those robes th poor boy is gna get tangled :(((((#hes right at home in th fire nation getup tho :D !!#still probably not *exactly* to sukuna's standards but hopefully he appreciates th deep v#its more yuuji coded i think#tho tbh ?? if u take off sukuna's..what even is that a chest piece? pauldrons?? either way if u take those off its just a low cut robe also#sukuna voice u know brat maybe we're not so different u and i#side note i 100% stand by our decision 2 make yuuji a born earthbender but *clenches fist* yuuji in red.............#i love u i miss u#tho in green he gives sakuramochi and i think thats beautiful in its own way
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My (personal) Problem With TOTK's Zelda
I think nothing infuriates me more about TOTK's writing than the fact that Zelda is literally a recycled, WORSE version of herself in BOTW.
What was Zelda's arc in BOTW? - struggling to unlock an important power that will help save the world. - is dreading an impending doom that will be caused by a formidable evil. - by losing/nearly losing those who love and support her, she finds her strength and sacrifices herself to help Link, spending hundreds to thousands of years in an intangible, unreachable form.
Very, VERY well-written and thematically consistent. Zelda had her struggles, her faults and her flaws and grew to be an incredible savior worthy of the prophecy that preceded her. She literally went from 'zero to hero', believing she was the weakest out of her companions (the Champions) to becoming one of the most important. Without her, the story of BOTW wouldn't have happened, and it's thanks to her that the kingdom is saved.
So what's Zelda's arc here in TOTK? uhhh.... - struggling to unlock an important power that will help save the world. - is dreading an impending doom that will be caused by a formidable evil. - by losing/nearly losing those who love and support her, she finds her strength and sacrifices herself to help Link, spending hundreds to thousands of years in an intangible, unreachable form.
Except, in my opinion it's much WORSE and carries much less weight than in BOTW. Why? Because there's one horrible mistake the writers of TOTK made when writing our beloved princess, and it's that...
They made her too perfect.
Idk if this is just me, but I dislike how Zelda was portrayed as this 'perfect, flawless and talented princess' who can do everything as if it was as simple as breathing for her. I didn't like how she suddenly became good at cooking at this game (referring to that one side quest with the meat and rice bowl). I loved the hc that she was a terrible cook, but even if she somehow learned, I wish it was mentioned how Link taught her or how she works super hard to become good at something she previously wasn't. I wish it was touched upon how she was an isolated princess who only had books for access to the outside world. I didn't like how it seemed she was suddenly a proficient explorer who knew all plant species and animals just because she 'read' about them (reading doesn't count for crap if you have no field experience!). It almost seems like every skill Link was good at is suddenly also Zelda's skill, aside from fighting. I don't like that. It makes them feel less unique from each other, and makes Zelda feel like she's copying Link in a sense. I wish Zelda had more obviously 'book smarts' while Link was more of a 'streets smarts' person.
Also, they completely forgot to give her any flaws. No struggles, no real issues, no intrapersonal problems at all. But what infuriates me the most to the point I see red, is this:
"Oh? You're struggling to unlock a new power you've never used before but desperately need to in order to go home/save the world? Lemme give you a quick pep talk and you're suddenly a master at using it, no struggle to learn needed yippeee!!!!!!"
Yeah. I don't like this.
I get it. In BOTW, Zelda had no proper mentor with experience to teach her to use her Light power. She had to figure it out herself, with everyone putting pressure on her, thus stunting her development further. And here, Zelda had supporting loved ones with experience in magic who can actually teach her. But come on...
It feels like such a lazy cop-out, and stomps on the beautiful arc Zelda had in BOTW when unlocking her power. It also sucks that it happens off-screen too, as in the next memory Zelda is suddenly proficient at time magic.
Zelda doubted herself. She was carrying pounds of self-loathing and frustration because she couldn't do the one thing she was destined to do. She felt useless, a failure and felt as if the Goddess herself was ignoring her. THAT is a character with struggle. THAT is an interesting protagonist. It is almost never fun when a character instantly learns to use a new skill they've never used before, or even knew existed-- and even WORSE when it happens OFF-SCREEN.
Of course, these are just my opinions though, and I'm sure many other people have different views of Zelda in either game. Feel free to rebuff my statements or even just continue the discussion! That's what these rant posts are made for, lol.
#totk#tears of the kingdom#zelda#legend of zelda#loz#totk zelda#botw zelda#breath of the wild#princess zelda#theory#rant post#totk sonia#queen sonia#totk has other flaws too (esp with Ganondorf) but Zelda is one that's always irked me#I absolutely love BOTW Zelda with my whole heart so it sucks to see her character trampled on in the sequel#WE DESERVED A PLAYABLE ZELDA#also should I make a sequel post bc there's more I wanted to say but cut out bc this post would get too long#like how Zelda literally had no arc in this game#and every problem she encountered was so impersonal compared to BOTW#tell me in the comments below /j#I'd also like to make a bonus post voicing my suggestions on how to fix her story#or at least make it more interesting#sound gucci?
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Jack Marsh (2005), Friendship Otherwise - Toward a Levinasian Description of Personal Friendship
#saw carnation lily lily rose by john singer seargent irl today. it was basically at my doorstep all along idk why i never went to see it#it was placed at a corner in the gallery. me and my friend sat down and sketched the paintings of beautiful naked people quite badly. paper#provided by tate britain. she told me about how she couldnt look her boyfriend in the face after a harrowing film about war. when i say the#interview was informal i mean the person who was supposed to be my boss told me let me get you a cider and then he said after#50 years of life he knows people are inherently good and it only takes a little bit of kindness to save this world. he said he tricked#his wife into keeping the baby and then he said he quit his job at a US bank to help people find meaning and in it#he would have liked to find meaning. instead he started climbing with his friends. he said he chews his cigarettes because its a habit from#when he had to hide things from people. the entire time i felt uncomfortable and incredibly enlightened. this is my friends mentor. she has#his pattern of pauses and expletive and penchant for ends-justify-means attitude. i do think im not very clever#but maybe one day i will love you enough to make up for it. i wrote code i dont understand staring at the final error i thought about how#we both thought of how when we're too old to remember the voices of our friends we would like to stand in the pathway of the LHC beam pipe#cut it open and eat light in the freezing cold vacuum (kills you long before radiation will) the invisible puncture wound unfolding dna#back to the start larger than you ever were. you go to heaven once youve been to hell. my friend is in my bed#practicing calculations of eigenvectors by hand and she is uninterested in a visual proof you are uninterested in incompetence#we catch a train this is your kind of burden you tragic hero wincing at that word you only do this because you have to. im the only one#who can. i am a coward in this for the fucking poetry. the visual proofs. the pretty numbers. an architect who was horrible at maths wanted#to be a philosopher and accidentally ended up neck in deep in 70th Error On Visual Studio Code i want to kiss your eyes before we say#goodbye we both know there is no love in the way there should be. I still have your dress in my wardrobe. i hope you make art.#you think im alright head-wise i think you fucking hate me i think ill never be so clever you want me to tell you my idea?#if you wanted more of this world i would have liked to kiss you harder. we cant both be like this. im sorry i cant be with you the whole wa#the love is gone if you have to ask it. his breath catches his eyes feel stiff it is -1.9 kelvin he is near the beam pipe i miss holding#his hand i miss her singing voice i miss his hair and i found the antonym of pain thank you for carrying me home.
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Pics of Doc Ock from The Clone Conspiracy Event
#marvel#doc ock#doctor octopus#otto octavius#marvel comics#dare I say this is most beautiful and sexy Otto has ever looked#his bowl cut hair is perfect#his glasses are perfect#his body size is undeniably large and perfect#his suit is perfect#his mechanical arms are too thin for my liking but that doesn’t bother me at all#and dan slott is the master of giving Otto his unique voice#say what you will about this event but I’ll never take for granted how fine Otto looked here#side note: I love that Miles Warren clones are sometimes in the background because he too is hot#sadly they’re all the equivalent of power ranger grunts so they don’t really do anything#still#having an almost stereotypical old silver fox right next to Otto just shows the range of old men i love
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