#i could do dd but i won't bc i hate dd

[rainbowsky]

cpfs are getting a Lot of hate rn bc of the banners at the airport

thoughts?

What are my thoughts? 🙃

I think people should stay in their own damn lane, both the solos who are whining about what turtles are doing, and the turtles who are whining about what the solos think/say about turtles.

And if you're talking about Twitter, where some turtles are falling all over each other bitch other turtles out the loudest and seem the most blameless... the same applies. Keep Twitter toxicity where it belongs. Don't bring it here. Most of us are here to get away from that garbage.

As for the light banners, it's pretty convenient for solos to continually say that turtles should only bring green to events. They hate BXG, so of course they're going to want to eliminate our fandom color from any event. But the idea that we should show up in solo colors is absurd and totally offensive.

I have said this before, turtles have absolutely every right to show their support to GG and DD. They have absolutely every right to show their colors at events. The problem isn't the colors, it's fan behavior that can be a problem. People showing fandom colors should behave in ways that present the fandom in a positive light.

As far as I could see, the people crowding DD and his team out at the airport were not wearing any fandom color, and were just individuals making bad choices (many could quite possibly have been shishengs, paps and daipai such as those who did similar at the airport when GG was leaving for Europe). The fans tend to be well-behaved. It's those others who are unscrupulous and will do anything for a shot.

Even still, when it comes to fans behaving badly - those are their mistakes to make. I'm not going to get invested in their behavior beyond being concerned for DD and his comfort/safety. Frankly his security should have been better provided for in that situation, even if it was to call ahead and get a team there for when he landed to ensure things didn't get out of hand.

People who think that turtles showing up in green would stop us from being attacked or would prevent fan wars are deluding themselves. Motos would just move on to the next complaint - the content of the banners, the dolls, or 'shipping', or whatever other issues they have with turtles - until turtles were basically motos and the world was indistinguishable from a world without turtles.

Solos continually try to stamp out any positive fan support turtles show. They even do it with the charitable works that are done in Boxiao's name. Catering to motos won't get anyone anywhere. Of course we should not go to war, but we also should not be afraid to exist and show our support.

LIVE AND LET LIVE. There's never any excuse for fighting and arguing. I also feel there's never any need to berate other fans in lengthy threads such as the ones I've seen on Twitter over the past couple of days. It's just sanctimonious posturing. Are the actual people complained about even reading the post? Unlikely.

And this is something I see in fandom all the time and that I have a whole other rant about in another post in my drafts... people making a huge scene and stirring up a lot of drama around something they think someone else is doing, and then pointing to that same drama they just brought and saying "See! Look at all the drama that person is causing!"

If fans don't want drama about these things then they should just stop bringing it. Block and ignore, and report when appropriate. The world becomes very peaceful when we curate our online experience.

If people find the behavior of others so troubling they should just cut it out of their lives in the exact same way.

I would like to remind any solos who freak out about turtles and our behavior, there are only two people on the planet with the power to shut turtles down, and those boys have remained remarkably silent about us, and if anything have continued to feed us. Solos should reflect on that, sit down and be humble.

[chaos-has-theories]

Wait I'm back again. When marcia first shows up at the heaps she's. Actually holding it together remarkably well considering the Everything but like. Even tho they haven't spoken in a few years silas still knows her and can tell smth is rlly wrong so he asks sarah if she could stay with a friend or smth tonight. And she does. And then he gets marcia to take her shoes off and put her bag down and sit down on the sofa and she genuinely is holding it together not too badly right up until he asks what's wrong and then she just. Crumbles. Bc uh.

I am inventing selkie lore for this au but one of the parts of it is that the control w the Coat isn't. Control its more like compulsion and the more the person using it wants u to do the Thing the stronger the compulsion is + how it feels is directly related how the selkie feels abt the person w the coat and how the person w the coat feels abt the selkie. And u CAN shake off a compulsion,, generally if its someone w good intents there won't even be any resistance. And there's only so far it can go so if u try and make the selkie walk off a cliff or smth it won't work. If dd had had the coat and tried to make marcia betray the castle/the ppl she loves it would not have worked at all,, very little would have worked tbh bc she just hates him too much.

SO. When marcia+silas were younger, marcia got him to test out the compulsion thing bc she was rlly rlly curious what it felt like. So he told her to like. Pick up that book over there or smth. And at the time it felt like being kind of. Pushed towards it,, like being guided through smth and it was Warm. And it was super super easy to shake off bc silas was rlly worried abt accidentally hurting her. So marcia had assumed that that's what it was like all the time. And then her mother used it on her and it was like she wasn't in control of her body anymore and it was burning cold and no matter what she did she couldn't stop it. Bc her mother wanted complete control but also HATED her + marcia at the time. Very much still loved her mother and did want to be loved in return and had been hiding her magyk practice for exactly the reason of wanting to be at least seen as a good daughter. So those combined meant she couldn't shake off the compulsion :(

And anyway. Marcia explains all that in. Much fewer words definitely. Nearly breaks down crying. Gets hugged. Actually breaks down crying and does not stop for Ages (<-the hug continues). And then she goes to sleep on the sofa and the next day is when they arrange for her to stay there until she can afford her own room. If this is incoherent it's bc I made most of it up on the spot <3

nooooo except I LOVE that bit of selkie lore wow

Also it's like Silas manages to go from "we are both apprentice/hopefuls and thus sworn enemy-friends" to dad within seconds and I love that for him

That scene.... yeah. emotions.

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Aww this poor guy :((

I really don't think there is lol

Ahhh yup that school bus

OPE right that guy o.o

See 'cause it's not like a "well he's just started making attacks and killing people" but he already shot somebody lol

But yeah y'all have no clue where he is

Ohhh living there!! Ahhh okay :)

Aww poor O'Brien :((

But yeah you really do need to be a fire captain right now lol

As long as they can trust you

Oooh the talk!!

From promos I mean

OPE is that the way to start without o.o

All of themmm 😭😭🥰

Dang xD but yeah you did fail lol

The drama of thisss 👀👀

It feels like the end of an episode xD

A H CARLOS

Hi Carlos :DD!!

I figured he'd be in this episode :)) saw a promo picture and also just hoped but I was hoping again when they said APD lol

But yes there's a bunch of people out there right now <333

Y'all this speech 😭😭

Aww Owen :((

About wondering what could've happened if he knew that is

Okay I don't remember the specifics of this part bc I was more watching everyone than listening but xD

I can say that 😭😭 :'DD Nanteo <33!

And dang TK looks even more emotional than everyone else xdd idk if there's a specific reason, maybe just bc it's Owen but idk maybe there's not lol and that's just how he is

But yeah you guys have each other <33

You gotta be careful and do your best

AAH WHAT DID JUDD TEXT I DIDN'T SEE

I mean I'm assuming he texted idk I couldn't tell lol

Anyway xD

Hi Grace :)!!

UH OHHH

I bet that's a terrorism attack call 😬😬

Ooope yep probably

OOOPE YEP DEFINITELY O.O

That's a LOT of houses xdd 😳😬

:OO DD:

Okay so yeah y'all don't just stand there XDD

Yeah they're calling everyone in so GO xDD

Okay there we go lol

AAH Carlos :DD

Ahh yeah they were probably being watched

OPE bomb threat on the capital o.o so that's what it is

Uh ohhh 😬😬

Yeah they're probably luring them in but still xdd

Nahh Carlos knows all about wild goose chases lol

Going after them is kinda his thing xD

Oooh he's staying with him :D

Chillin :)) an interesting pair! I mean they're both cops but yk

Uh ohhh there it isss

Yeah let's hope it's three xd

I mean ik it probably won't be but I liked the line lol

Okay good everybody's out

Owen are you seriously in there xD

Okay good just in the like control room lol

Ooope uh ohh

Washed out of cub scouts?? Ohh bc he's not a survivalist lol

OPE

Be careful then o.o

Ahhh so we can't touch it

Wait huh? What did he see?

They didn't? Sooo is it fake or smth?

UGHHH OWENNN

XDD it's dramatic and fun though so whatever

"I really hate when he does this" SLFKGHDKJS TK XDD

Fair lol, so correct xD

Oope okay there's a building

Be careful y'all 😬😬

OWENNN

Be verrry careful

:o wait he built it in there?? Oh wait no we're still with O'Brien lol

UH OHHH OWENNN

:OOO his wife and kid!!!

OWENNNNN

Okay phew yeah it is a fake xdd

UH OH SHE'S SAYING BEHIND YOU

OHHHH NO CRAP

Okay so then it's probably a distraction right?

This ain't goooood 😬😬

OHHH NOO

Wait that's not him :o

I mean yeah that makes sense he would've been just at the capitol but xdd still lol I didn't think about it o.o

AAAHHH COME ON CARLOS WHERE ARE YOU

This guy looks nervous thoughhh lol

I mean fair but yk xD

O P E

O.O

DANG Carlos o.o

I mena that was an EPIC moment like how he was just standing there totally still but o.o

Was there like. another option xD

Idk maybe he's not dead but like he fell immediately lol and it looked like he was hit in the torso xD

Still though I am hoping he didn't die especially bc like he could explain but SLAYYYY GO OFF CARLOS

He looks so cool xD

OOPE yeah a decoy o.o

Huh

Why are we watching this?

OHHH WAIT IT'S THE GUY o.o

Ohhhh noo

Yeah and he looks nervous too xD but we know he's willing to kill

This is just a lot lol

AAAAHHHHHHHH OOOOOH NOO o.o

Theeere's the bomb o.o 😬😬😬😳

This ain't good xd

[brick-a-doodle-do]

I was so spazzed that you liked that drawing

I know the struggles of getting a perfect sized pfp, it's painful, so ofc I did something to assist you

Writing...I have maybe 50 different stories and only one of them is g/t but I didn't get further than two pages, maybe 2000ish words, because I suddenly hated it and felt like I wasn't doing it right because it was the first time I'd done a g/t story and couldn't decide who's perspective I'd write it from and switching was anything but smooth

And as for the animals, the cat I just described, his name is BZ Boy and he is like 6lbs, super tiny cat but his claws, eyes, and teeth are bigger. He's a runt so the sizes don't match correctly but he's the sweetest cat I've ever seen...it really would make an awesome g/t story that I want to write but probably won't bc I hated my g/t writing

Oh! I also have a two legged cat, with only her front legs that picks herself up and walks, her butt just kinda held up...and she's very buff because of it, bossing the other cats around, very nice, her name is Nova (fun story behind her name btw)

:DD,, i'm moving some things around online tryna up my game, the new pfp was a good touch! :]

god yes, ty for that—

fifty stories? and i only have one of them?... *squinty eyes*

oooh a g/t story!! tell me abt that one, maybe i can help revive it :0 /nf/nf

ehh it doesn't have to be smooth! it's a first draft (i'm assuming) so there's a lot of time to play around with it and switch perspective. you could always do one story from the pov of the giant, and then post that same story but from the tiny's perspective! and have you seen wilbur chocolate? i switch perspective about six times in both fics dscgsfj

and you've seen how supportive this community is, we'd all love to see some new content! :D

ahhh tiny cat!! that is so cute- only 6lbs 💕☹️

that- i am in love with that cat even without seeing him

yes it would make a cute story! if you end up writing it SHARE IT!

HHHHH INAME TWINS WITH A CAT AMAZING !!!! and oh my god that must be a strong cat--- have you considered like one of those lil cat wheelchair things? those are a thing right?

ooh fun story? do tell !

[bones-sprouts]

SELF INDULGENT APOLLO JUSTICE ACE ATTORNEY AU BECAUSE IT BRINGS ME JOY ( SPOILER WARNING ⚠️‼️)

@burnoutandbookworms-ohmy you wanted to be tagged :>

okay so the cast would be as follows

apollo - tommy

phoenix - wilbur

trucy - tubbo

klavier - ranboo (this one's ambitious but hear me out-)

kristoph - dream

ema - techno

lamiroir - kristin

zak - phil (F in chat for mr minecraft 😔)

and then all of the filler characters would be various other smp members (suggestions?)

so then the plot would go as follows (we're bullet pointing this bitch you better run)

°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•

• so tommy arrives in the courtroom with dream, and he's nervous as hell, because not only is it his first trial

• his client is wilbur fucking soot

• world renouned defense attorney, now disbarred for forging evidence

• but tommy is 110% sure wilbur is innocent

• because wilbur is his HERO

• and then dream introduces them and damn he looks like shit

• i'm talking full pogtopia era get-up, plus a ratty beanie that has wilby painted on it and a crown pin

• so wil spouts the standard cryptic bullshit you'd expect from phoenix

• and tommy does an early smpe earth 'i am so cool and not at all starstruck' type act

• and they head in

• you meet the judge, who i didn't replace bc it's the judge

• tommy does his chords of steel, but with significantly more swearing then apollo would use

• and dream seems to be just a bit off

• and he goes on this big tirade about blue cards

• the case goes smoothly, until

• tommy feels something akin to a burning from the compass he's kept as a necklace for as long as he can remember

• and he just knows that the witness is lying

• it's like he can see the tiniest of tells that tip him off

• dream doesn't quite understand it, but wilbur looks like he knows exactly what's going on

• before he calls this out, though, a recess is called

• wilbur and dream have a chat, so tommy's left to his own devices

• and this boy about his age in a green magician's outfit runs up to him

• and he looks like an older version of the picture of wilbur's kid that he showed off in court beforehand

• and he hands tommy a (bloody??) playing card and poofs away

• then the trial resumes as normal, with tommy grilling the witness and eventually accusing her

• but it just doesn't seem right

• he knows she's not lying about being innocent, her tells would have tipped him off if she was

• but dream pushes and pushes him to formally accuse her

• until wilbur fucking soot interjects with an OBJECTION!

• while tommy geeks the hell out, wilbur asserts that there must have been someone else in the room

• and accuses dream.

• tommy's confused, and the both of them argue back and forth for a bit, until wilbur starts explaining his theory with evidence from tommy along the way

• but it's seeming like they don't have any non circumstancial evidence

• until wilbur has tommy pull out the playing card

• (i haven't been explaining the case but it makes sense i promise)

• they win the case, with dream never faltering or showing emotion, even after being taken away

• tommy's shaken up, but happy, all things considered

• but before he can ponder on what's just happened, wilbur takes him aside to talk

• and admits the card was forged

• tommy's shocked, and he's sad, and he's angry, because how could wilbur fucking soot forge evidence??

• and he punches him in the face

• wil smiles and gives him an offer to work at his office, since tommy's boss is kind of in jail

• tommy leaves

• but he comes back a few months later, only out of desperation

• he's greeted by the boy from the trial (wil's kid?)

• who demands to know his name and his 'talent'

• tommy says he's a lawyer and introduces himself

• the kid says his name is tubbo and that the building hasn't been a law office in a long time

• tommy asks to see wilbur

• so they go to see him

• in the fucking hospital

• he managed to get hit by a car, which sent him flying 40ft back into a telephone pole

• and he sprained his ankle

• he's very lucky apparently

• so from there, cases 2 and 3 play out (i'm gonna skim though these bc if i write them out ill end up rewriting plot points and i don't have the energy)

• along the way, they meet a few interesting people

• ranboo, a prosecutor who's dream's younger brother and the guitarist for a popular band, that tubbo immediately gets along with and tommy despises

• dispite seeming cocky, he's impressively awkward outside of court

• technoblade, a detective who's fairly standoffish towards tommy and tubbo alike, but has a soft spot for wilbur (do they have a history)

• kristin, a singer with a past she can't remember (unbeknownst to tommy, his compass tends to point towards her and tubbo. odd)

also before we move on to the final case, a quick summary of the dynamics and other small shit bc seritonin

• though wil adopted tubbo, they have much more of a sibling dynamic, and cause general mayhem

• wilbur does actually warm up to tommy fairly quickly (beanix and apollo dynamic, my abbhorrent) and while tommy still doesn't 100% trust wil, they do end up getting pretty close as time goes on

• tubbo and ranboo IMMEDIATELY hit it off, much to the dismay of tommy, and the two of them act like the dummy named micheal that tubbo uses for magic tricks is their son

• tommy acts like he hates ranboo's guts, but that won't stop him from trying to sweet talk his way into getting evidence from him (it always works, ranboo has no spine.) he also, like in canon, vents to ranboo whenever he needs to, and ranboo ends up knowing more ab him then even wil and tubbo

• jack is eldoon. they all go to his noodle shop constantly and tommy always complains about them being too salty. jack hates him with a passion but adores tubbo and wil

• instead of snakooos, techno deadass just has entire bags full of raw potatoes that he eats like chips, this is terrifying to everyone except wilbur, who acts like it's completely normal

• instead of pretending to be taken hostage in case 2, tubbo deadass pretends to have a nuke and threatens to set it off unless a recess is called. after things calm down they go back in and he just,, doesn't get arrested. the law is fucked

• after case 1, dream wears a smiley mask in order to not show his face, paranoid that tommy or someone else like him will know his secrets though his tells

okay now final case here we go

• wilbur tells tommy and tubbo that he's been working on a special trial with the jury system, and that he needs them to defend

• they agree, and go to meet the client

• things generally go like any other investigation, but there's just something about it that feels game changing

• and as they power though the first part of the trial, they start to uncover that there might be someone pulling the strings from behind the scenes

• tommy clocks her tell (chewing her nails) and they start to make progress

• but before they can uncover answers from her, she passes out

• a recess is called, and so are paramedics

• it turns out she's ingested the same kind of poison as the victim, coming from her nail polish

• tommy and tubbo are shaken up, and they go to wil for help

• he decides they need to know the full truth, but he knows that some of the evidence is lost at this point

(and holy shit stay with me here i promise that as out of left field this is the original game made significantly less sense)

• he phones a friend that he knows is the only one that can help them

• karl

• he explains the situation, and karl agrees to help them

• and they fucking time travel

(again, the game makes even less sense i promise)

• they chat with the victim and defendant from seven years beforehand, right after wil was disbarred

• they watch the trial wil got disbarred over, where he defended tubbo's bio father, phil

• and they see a much smaller tubbo hand wil the forged evidence, saying that a kind man told him to give it to the man with the bright blue hamilton suit

• and they watch wil present it, only to be shot down by a much younger ranboo, who proves it's fake

• and they find out tubbo and tommy are bio siblings, which they're shocked about but decide to talk about later (fuck canon tommy and tubbo get to know)

• and they go visit dream in prison

• at this point wil is CONVINCED dream is behind everything, they just need the right evidence

• so they head to the cell, only for it to be empty

• naturally, they start snooping

• wil finds a letter, and opens it to reveal exactly what they need to win the case

• but before they can leave, dream, equipped with a smiley mask, stops them

• they exchange a few words before they leave, letterless

• luckily, wil has a trick up his sleeve, and reveals that his crown pin has a built in camera

• they examine the contents of the letter, and wil hastily makes a replica, and they head off to the trial

• since they're experimenting with the jurist system for the first time, they can't afford to wait for the defendant to heal, so they proceed

• they call dream to the stand

• they grill him for quite a while, with the help of ranboo who refuses to protect his brother, getting him to show his true colors, and then pull out the letter

• and he says that it's a fake, which the judge unfortunately agrees with

• so they don't have their evidence

• and even though they've shown pretty much everything and dream had practically admitted to bring a murderous bastard and the one who gave tubbo the fake to give to wil

• they don't have enough to convince a judge

• tommy and tubbo are crushed

• but wil is happy

• because they don't have to convince a judge

• they have to convince a jury

• and they win

• dream shatters along with his mask, going completely off the deep end

• their client is safe, and so is wil

• kristin also reveals to wil that she's tommy and tubbo's bio mom, saying that she'll tell them when she's really

• so things come to a close

• for now, anyway

so yeah, thats AJ but dsmp, to anyone who didn't play the game, i'm so sorry this makes no sense, and to anyone who did, you're cool as hell can we be moots 👉👈

[that-was-anticlimactic]

HI FINISHED EP 5 AND YOU REALLY WEREN'T KIDDING ABOUT ADAM!! HE IS SO SO DISGUSTING!!! BLOWING HIM UP IN MY MIND!!! >:(((( I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM GET AWAY FROM ALL MINORS FOREVER FUCK YOUUUU!!!!!!! UGH SORRY HE'S JUST SO. JHGJKHGSJDGHFHSGF >:((((( REKI MY POOR BOY. LANGA MY POOR BOY. MIYA MY POOR BOY! HONESTLY REALLY MAD THAT JOE AND CHERRY JUST LET IT HAPPEN?? LIKE SIRS YOU ARE GROWN ASS ADULTS WHAT THE FUCK? I KNOW THERE ISN'T THAT MUCH THEY COULD DO BUT STILL. LIKE. >:////// ok rant over sorry i just despise him with a burning passion. btw you were 100% right i do love miya!! he's just so <333333 !!!!!!! to me :DD that moment he had w langa and reki. my god i love them so muchhh <333333 they're siblings!! other than that i also really love reki! the scene where he made langa promise he wasn't gonna do anything dangerous was so tender and perfect. honestly i'm kind of worried for both of them though :( reki seems to be 'falling behind' langa a lot if ykwim? that scene at the skate park makes me hopeful they'll touch upon talent vs skill and how hard it must be for reki to see his best friend become a prodigy (and possibly get manipulated/harmed courtesy of adam all bc of reki(not really but that would be his inner narrative i think)) while reki gets left behind in the dust in the further episodes. joe's and cherry's dynamic is continuing to be funny and i was starting to really like joe (sorry. i like big titty himbos 🤷) but after they kind of. just let THAT happen they're both gonna have to pull of something good for reki + langa + miya to be redeemed in my eyes. wrote a bunch again, as per usual, sorry jhkjhfdkhg

YES AD*M CAN DIE AND ROT IN HELL I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM HE IS LITERALLY THE WORST

y eah i am Also upset that the adults let it happen, but my theory is that like. shadow didn't know how bad it would be since it was prolly his first time seeing ad*m skate and that joe and cherry already saw themselves in reki and langa and knew that nothing they said would've stopped the two of them from skating against him:/

omg i got miya right !!! BET !!! i was like "just watch imma tell ollie that miya will be their favorite and then it Won't be miya" oigcfgvhujikoiuyghji and no you are SO right - they ARE siblings <3

also that scene was SO GOOD I JUST I LOVE THEM SO MUCH SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO S OS OSOS OSS OS OSO SO SO SO SO MUCH

oh boy. y eah. mhm. just wait. it gets. y eah.

oh don't worry i know they will - joe, cherry, and shadow care about the kids so much it's ridiculous and joe is prolly the only one of the three willing to admit it because shadow and cherry are emotionally constipated but they definitely show the amount the care <3

[igamer12]

HEY REMEMBER MY SILLY "top 10 oingo boingo songs that are spamton" POST???? WELL I DECIDED THAT I WANT TO ELABORATE

DISCL4IMER: I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO COUNT TO 10 (i'm just gonna add everything that goes into my head) NOR IS ANYTHING IN ANY PARTICULAR ORDER!! ALSO BRIEF MENTIONS OF CHRISTIANITY IF YOU CARE!! every song is gonna have a lil description on why i picked that one too :-]c

capitalism - i actually won't give a description to this one. you knwo exactly why i picked this one.

insanity - ooh ahh deep sad. also themes of christianity, being left out and shit. also the chorus might be about him trying to fit in with the addisons, even tho he isn't exactly like the rest of them (also plays into my little headcanon that spamton is a rip-off addison instead of straight up being one, i might make a whole post about it too)

on the outside - being so weird that even the weirdos don't like you! tough! just adding up to spamton's themes of loneliness. also the "this is where it all begin" makes me picture spamton looking at that old posted of him, ripped near the dumpster he lives in. sadge :-(

nasty habits - IT JUST GIVES ME THE VIBE!!!!!!!!!!!! the way danny sings in this song is my voice headcanon for spamton actually lmaoo

tender lumplings - I KNOW THE SONG IS LIKE HALF A MINUTE BUT LIKE. YEAH

private life - yeah i really like spamton's themes of loneliness lol

who do you want to be - might be about spamton's relationship with mike??? question mark??? :-P i have a few theories about our guy mike that could fit this song but overall i dunno it's a bit of a stretch BUT!!! THE ENERGY IS SO SPAMTON

it only makes me laugh - everyone hates me, nothing in my life goes right and all i can do about is laugh!! pretty fitting methinks

gratitude - OOOOOH MY LORD IT JUST. IS SO SPAMTON LIKE. I HAVE A WHOLE DAMN AMV IN MY HEAD WITH THIS SONG LIKE???? it a perfect fit for him and noone can tell me otherwise i will fight for my life defending this opinion of mine

same man i was before - I'M NOT THE SAME MAN I WAS BEFOOORE!!! EVERYTHING YOU DO IS WROOONG

fool's paradise - "i got successful but at what cost" is also a theme i like about spamton's backstory, canon or fanon. i actually have a small drawing in my head with the song in head maybe i'll do that when i'll have free time :-DD

running on a treadmill - ok it's a bit more of a stretch but i think it plays into the desperate part of spamton quite a bit. you know, running in circles after the guy behind the telephone so he can be famous again, or wanting to access the neo machine or wanting his friends back or,, something i dunno. there's a lot of "being desperate" when it comes to spamton actually. but again, it's a bit of stretch lol

ain't this the life - FIRST OF ALL BEST OINGO BOINGO SONG EVER SECOND OF ALL IT FITS HIM SO MUCH. RICH BITCH!!! HEHEHE also just in general , have a whole amv with him and this song in my head send help :-D

i'm so bad - a bit of a stretch (again) but i like to think of him while listening to this song. evil little guy

only a lad - ok this one is just a meta joke about how the fanbase potrays spamton. "sweet petit little boy 🥺" he literally encourages you to k//ll people lmao

(LISTEN I JUST HAVE A SPAMTON *AND* AN OINGO BOINGO HYPERFIX HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT COMBINE THEM??)

(also no boi-ngo and no dateott bc i didn't listen to these albums enough bc i just prefer the older ones lol sorry boi-ngo and dateott fans)