#i cant wait to be salty after this show when he eventually talks what he would have liked to do there ugh

[the-kipsabian]

really tho putting kip in the all in card should be a fucking no brainer like come on

[d3monslust]

𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 - 𝐀.𝐃.

𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘: Only setting up traps for them , Andy didn't see any of this coming

𝐖𝐂 : 3,151

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: pregnancy, mentions of miscarriage & abusive relationships , cheating , manipulation , violence

𝐀/𝐍 : tumblr deleted the original and I thought for couple of minutes I haven’t backed it up to the point I had a panic attack :) also I worked really hard for this , any kind of interaction is appreciated!!

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Every story has a happy ending , where the villain gets defeated and the heroes win , but in eden , no one could recognize the corruption and the decent. Everyone hid their darkest and filthiest desires deep down inside them , in their abyss of their souls . Andy knew that , from first hand . He was still getting to know the place , the idle juveniles laying in the sandy beaches , the laughs of the middle aged men echoing through the thickness of the trees’ leaves . A literal paradise ... with no God .

Dolan had promised his wife to keep her safe, and eventually after his decadence , he was more fazed than anything . Their inseparable form could be made out from kilometers ago, their vivid and full of life auras leaving hints of sunshine from time to time . Winning the couple of the year and being stunned was not in their plans but the did not dodge it . Until Dolan started venturing at inexcusable bars , reciprocal pink lipstick decorating one side of his neck while he reclined next to his bond , mumbling about his ambiguous accomplishments. He had her to the point , Mariah felt overwhelmed. The weight of his nifty assets , the gravitas of his clumsy , yet anticipated acts made her scream and wince .

But Mariah David Dolan , did not intend on giving up so easily , only because her husband was demonstrating his incompetent self . Haphazardly, or not , the female found herself at Sherlock’s , who fasty evaluated and corrupted all of her nasty problems . Taken the right measurements, Mariah decided to treat themselves to a dinner , the brunette averting his gaze back from his laptop to his wife. “Did something happen ?” Mariah never cooked , even at special , “crowded” occasions , she wouldn’t lay a finger at the metallic kitchenware . “No . I just though about all the work you’re recently hooked with. A nice dinner with your wife would help you blow off some steam” smirking at the fit of the last words, she left Dolan alone, drowning in his intellectually safe thoughts.

The capriciousness of the vexing atmosphere made the couple exchange some absurd looks. With Andy being the always tired one, sexual intercourse was lost long ago . “Something you would like to say ?” “No .” She went for a debate , any sort of the key for relationships , communication. If that clink unraveled , there would be no sweet salvation for the married couple . “Well , I want to say something.” Andy whispered a silent “go on” as one of their housekeepers wiped off him some of the pasta’s sauce . “I’m pregnant .” the brunette almost choked at the hear , she couldn’t be . “What ?” voice so small , the trait of vulnerability showing .

The fraction made his stomach toss and turn with anticipation, his dreams for the unknown slowly falling apart . “I’m pregnant on the 3rd month .” eyes infested with fury , the blue like sea color dissipated. “And when were you planning on telling me , hm ? When the waters would broke ? Or when the bump would start to show ? Or when you couldn’t fucking miscarriage?” his excessive, painful words ventured to withhold her insurmountable fury . Unceremoniously, his unbeatable character almost took back his sharp words , the marvel Mariah always waited for could intervene their scold and corrupt his grudge . Albeit she had cried and prayed for that baby to come , her husband didn’t yearn it .

“Did you talk to the gynecologist? Can you ?” he stated chastely , reclining his tensed back to the chair . Who could envision Andy Dolan with a child ? The reluctance became vexing , the tension had to be dwindled if she wanted to keep that inexcusable -for him- child . “Yes . We ... discussed and he said that I cannot ... get rid of it .” her unconvincingly words passed from the one ear to the other . He abruptly threw his crystal glass at the respective wall , agitating the woman to run to clean the mess . The hot , ambiguous tears wetting her cheeks . “Cant you just love me ?” she mumbled , her fasty movements elicited a cut from the sharp glass . She hissed at the pain , she wanted to resemble the perfect , sincere , housewife Andy pleased . To conquer the theme , so as to stand next to him with all her lucid pride while clutching his right hand .

And the things became even worse , chaos consuming the island , darkness drowning the residents . But the worst was Andy’s behavior shift . The unintelligible man faltered and his intriguing about his serene family faded , woefully leaving only his malice and possession . Fighting with his own demons , his rigid and virile facade came and ended up resented . The 24-hour absence of the paternal figure made the child cope with egregious insults and quarrels . Curling up in her little bed , her hands covering the ears as not to listen his beloved parents . Was her the reason they fought every night ? And as the family withered , Andy prepared to hit with sweet and sour vengeance .

“Please ...” the woman begged , the tears blocking her already blurry vision . Fatigue in her system degenerating, she tried to refrain this , but Dolan’s wrath could not be avoided . “Please what , hm ? You had a fucking debt ! Look after that damned child . And I swear to god Mariah ^ if something had happened to my daughter!” he scolded . “Oh come on ! Stop acting like you care ! You never did ... you never cared about your family .” His intimidating methods would usually work , and if not he would try for the vicious skin-to-skin contact . Slapping her and looking her terribly weak silhouette, squirming and crying under him . She remained frigid , not wanting to get that answer , Mariah ran to the basement , advancing around the marble halls like a lost puppy . Andy rubbed his stressed temple , waiting for his own kind of wonder to come and take him from this type of hell . The paradise where demons are hidden .

Andy never wanted to become one of them. That vicious, hungry, creatures . Demons . The olds said that if somebody approached the North river he would see a little red creature . A graceful , gorgeous demon . That was bullshit , demons didn't exist , his friend Michael had told him , that poor man - he had taken the subject of claiming to be the Antichrist of the end times too thick . He ended up at an asylum - good man , sick brain . “What are you thinking ?” . God , or whoever , heard him sent him his guardian angel . The nifty woman was everything he wished for . A real living angel . And that chaste, naive flirt shifted into this; whatever that was.

“Nothing to be honest . But let’s not talk about me , hmmm ?” the girl nodded heartily . Y/N had found her person , the one she could trust and never receive betrayal , the one she could cry at and talk about her insurmountable problems . Their meeting was casual - one , two drinks exchanged , some additional winks and the saccharine act of sex to help Y/N realize her feelings. When she was with him , the blithe and sybarite feeling would bloom inside her , becoming as beautiful as a sanguine rose . She chuckled at his works , could describe him as selfless ? No . But to her ... yes . Her despondent self hid his abusive and possessive persona . For her eyes and only , Andy Dolan was a god , innocent and perfect . “I wanted to ask about ... the divorce ? When are you two signing it ?” he had to be astute and answer handily . But they answer was always the same “Oh sweetheart, don’t worry . Mariah is a bit pertinacious but I’ll persuade her , okay ?” and she would fall at the trap , again .

“You’re always answering the same !” maybe today she would revolt and fortunately leave the poisonous love of Andy’s . His eyes shone dangerously, he didn’t want to do this . “Y/N’s not like Mariah” he would remind himself , but the poor girl was sticking her nose almost everywhere . “Aren’t you pleased , hm ? I took you from that fucking clinic , I helped you withdraw and this is your thank you ? I’m disappointed in you , Y/N .” his esoteric character on sight again . His cogent and invidious words caused the sentient girl spill the salty water . The male disdaining to help or comfort . “You deserve this anyway .” she stumbled back , her apprehension increasing whilst seeing him standing up from the bed . That absurdity had to stop , but he had saved her and it was her time now .

As Andy returned home , and the futile try to persuade his wife about the divorce exhausted him , he found himself at his daughter’s room . Observing her sincere and innocent moves . “Daddy ?” “Yes , Baby ?” his far-fetched sweet talk made the two smile in sync . The blonde’s smile making daddy crack . “Can I tell you something?” Andy nodded , hoping the child wouldn’t have read any of his recreational messages . “Mommy told me the reason she doesn’t want you two to break up !” his eyes lit up at her appendix . Perhaps it was the money or the child but anyway - Andy had to know . “What’s that ?” patting his lap for the girl to sit , Hera made herself comfortable at the warmth of his legs . “She said that she won’t let you fool around with every individual who has two holess.” “She said what ?!?!” “Yes , yes but what did she mean when she said “every individual with two holes .” ?” “Not now , Hera .” he quickly placed the kid down , as she sulked at her daddy’s extraordinary behavior.

By the time Andy stated the predicament , Mariah had ruminated on her terms . She should have said this , fuck she really shouldn’t . Her dull and attention-seeking words pushed her husband’s last buttons . “Are you fucking braindead ? What was that you said to my daughter ?!” she knew where that debate would end up . Condescendingly , she wrapped her arms around his neck . Her touch-starved grating amusing his carnal urges . Not wanting to dwell on the situation , Andy let it happen . Her amorous posture , the well-med hair , how didn’t he feel it coming ? Her hands traveling at his shirt’s buttons while Andy’s fingers went for her top . Discarded clothing were soon decorating the floor of their kitchen . His greed for more would eat him up one day . And he waited - patiently and calmly for that day . Her tenuous dominance caused waking up his boredom. But his prurient mind , thought otherwise.

She licked his upper lip , Andy letting her tongue slip into his mouth . The sloppy kiss turning into something more passionate, more loving . “I’ve missed this .” she mumbled in between breaths , making a smirk plaster on Dolan’s face . “I’ve missed you .” he hushed her by kissing her , the loving , lingering kiss making butterflies fly in her stomach . “Andy ?” he groaned at the call , not wanting to eye roll , he approved the question and motivated to go on . “Do you love me ?” “Yes. Only you . And no one else . I know things are hard right now but I’ll make it up to you.”

Bare bodies tangled . Two bodies in one . His hips snapped viciously at hers , hand grabbing a harmful fist of hair . Abruptly pulling it back , making Mariah hiss at the sudden contact of pain . The persona she would only see , not even Y/N , the sadistic one . Her head touching his sweaty torso , the tears in her eyes strengthening his stamina . The coil in her stomach tightened and as the loved noticed it - his hands traveled between her puffy lips , toying with her little bud . “I’m .... im-” her muffled cries interrupting her . “I know baby . Cum , cum with me .” and the coil in her belly broke synchronized with his . The addicting feeling of euphoria engulfing them both . “You did so well .” his sugary words causing her pride to rise , awaking her love for him . Just like the old times . “I love you , Mariah .” she perched at his tight embrace , inhaling his intoxicating scent . “Mhm me too .” she had to savor the moment . Mariah didn’t know what could possibly find her tomorrow .

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And as Andy distanced himself from Y/N, he kept his promise and made up the tangle. At least everything that could be fixed . The insuperable bond they created was ineffable. The somnolent love , almost dead , rose back from the dead . His pernicious and arcane self opened at his therapist . The Dolans couldn’t be happier . Apathy no longer lived between them . No invidious implication wafting around the tensed atmosphere. Just some more scarce , anticipated details and Dolan would finally fall into blithely.

Andy planted the usual good morning kiss on his wife . Excusing himself for his aimless absence on lunch and venturing to the car . The fraction of 2 to months without seeing Y/N, made him tacit. Where was the power Dolan’s hold ? He couldn’t falter, not now. He would withhold and keep things conservative. His conscience screamed no , but he shut it off , not wanting to trust his instincts . Choosing the obliviousness.

Approaching her modern like house , the cars of topical police confused his comprehension. Incompetent to walk inside , albeit he promised not to care - a part which was got circumvented - some of his worry remained to Y/N . “Officer , is she okay ?” the concern in his eyes made the blue - dressed man doubt his accusation . “Sir , are you Mr.Dolan ?” the man let his white scribbling block down , paying full attention to the brunette . “In the flesh .” two more patrols approaching, no feeling of timidity in their eyes . His envision had to be mendacious . A prosaic one , more realistic. “Andy Dolan you are arrested for the murder of Y/N Y/L/N” his conception blurred, everything changing into automatic. His eyes caught the figure of his wife talking to another police man - she wouldn’t? Would she ?

Everything happened so quickly, the metal handcuffs were clutched onto his hand, the ignominious state making him sentient. He would go to prison and there was no denial in that . At least he would leave Eden .

/////////////// Now \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

He had learnt the news . Mariah was in all this . She had been informed about Andy’s illegal affair , not only with women but with drugs , too . On the one side, she had managed to plan her husband’s perfect suicide but the contradiction she received made her tentative. Therefore she visited the professionals . Sherlock’s beneficial - for both Mariah and him- and handily trap got Dolan arrested . They had planned everything, even the littlest detail . The plan was easy , yet complicated.

He would wake up at 7:15 a.m. as always . Head to the kitchen to make his morning coffee , catch up with Mariah who would accidentally leave the house . His phone would remind him about his last meeting with Y/N , where she would end up thing with him . Or what Mariah had decided to do for her . Y/N had left the island months ago when Mrs.Dolan appeared in her house and threatened to kill her and her soon-to-be-born child. As Andy would drive his way , Sherlock would leave his fingerprint everywhere , placing them carefully at the edges of the gun . Next step would be Y/N’s doppelgänger, nice and murdered next to the white rug .

-

The unbearable route of the dull prison . The thousand of men behind the metal bars , hungry for every kind of fight and sexual intercourse nettled his every atom . Compelling himself not to communicate with anyone , Andy , who had received a life imprisonment lost and the last bit of faith . There was no salvation for him , it never existed . “You have a letter .” the word taking him out of his dwelling thoughts. His family never sent him letters , not that they were coming . Drugs were forbidden, or that was the law applied . “Sender ?” “Unknown .” Andy wasn’t in the mood for playing games . This almost one years in prison erased all of his lenient future. Additionally, alleviating his last mendacious fantasies about life .

Taking the rigid piece of paper , the handwriting of a woman caught his attention . Refraining himself from toring it apart and throwing it to the trash can , he want for abstinence. Cutting the edges with a small knife which used to hide right down his pillow , the form a photo fall on the floor . Inhaling a piece of pure reluctance , Andy took the shiny piece of paper between his hands . The silhouettes of two girls laughing at each other quirked his eye brow . But her ineffable and disheveled beauty stopped his breath . A baby adjoining her side , made him caught the implication . The transparent eligibility to join this family causing him to incandescent. That was his child and his Y/N .

Last thing , eyes traveling at the bottom of the photo

- SHOT WITH NIKON 456 | 6/4/2021 | 7:56 p.m.

And they were alive .

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[whitexwingedxdoves]

a love like war | part one

Sequel to The Other Side 

Pairing: Negan x Reader Pronouns: She/her Warnings: Language, Violence Summary: Despite your best efforts you just cant seem to avoid Negan A/N: SHES HERE. IM EXCITED <3 Again all the thanks goes to @jinxeee​​ <3 Tags: @aubageddon91

“You belong to me” he whispered, catching you off guard and it showed “you always will” he added before you stepped away from the man, the confused look creasing your soft face as you reached for the door.

“Go to hell” you snapped before leaving the room, once you were outside you pressed yourself against the brick wall to catch your breath

You avoided the gardens like the plague after your interaction with Negan and it brought up some questions with Daryl, he’d grill you day after day, asking what was wrong until you had enough and told him everything. At first he was taken back by the assumption you and he were somewhat an item but he soon channelled that into anger, he hated the idea of you and Negan. He’d tell you, you deserved so much better than him and of course you’d agree. After that day, he promised to stay by you whenever you went out to the gardens so that Negan couldn’t corner you, and he thought he could get some revenge of his own by purposely flirting with you whenever the prisoner was watching. Of course his flirting was much more subtle than what you usually encountered, he’d pick you a fresh strawberry and tuck your hair behind your ear every so often but mostly he made you laugh to the point you’d forget that any one could be watching. You’d scold him when you’d get home at night but you’d never tell him you enjoyed knowing Negan would think of nothing else in his cell at night.

You felt confident walking through the gardens on your own today, you did your job checking up on people as you inspected the quality of the crops all while your face flushed red, attempting to avoid Negan’s stare. You left his section until last, thinking you could quickly get it done and leave before he had a chance to say anything to you but of course, that was too good to be true. Brandon stood over Negan as you approached but quickly dropped his weapon to his side as you did, he looked eager to ask you something “Im really sorry Y/N but I ain’t feeling all too good and there aint no one else I can ask'' You took a deep breath anticipating his question “Do you mind taking watch while I visit the doctor?” you cleared your throat before taking the spear he held in his hand from him, sending him a small smile and a nod.

“Sure” you watched as he hurried along to the infirmary, your heart dropping once you noticed you were now alone with the one man you didn’t want to be alone with.

You looked down at the man who was already staring back up at you with a wide smile, you rolled your eyes and turned your attention back to the rest of the garden. “You know when I first saw you sat on that rock, covered in all that shit” he started, pulling at weeds from the ground before turning slightly to face you “I still though, my god is she beautiful” his tone made you snap back to his direction, scoffing at his words

“Did you think I was beautiful when you locked me up in your little torture chamber?” you spat back at the man, he held his hands up defensively, his smirk seemingly disappearing.

“I never apologised for that” his tone was much softer now but you still shook your head at him

“It’s a little late for apologies now, Negan,” the man sighed at your truth, and turned back to the weeds, pulling at the leaves while biting down on his bottom lip.

“I am. Sorry that is. If I had known- I can’t help but think how different everything would be” he sounded defeated which pulled at your heart a little until you realise who you were talking to.

“It’s gonna take more than a meaningless apology for me to forgive you” you didn’t mean for it to come out as a hiss but it did. Your eyes now scanning the area to track down someone to take over for you, Negan surprisingly stayed quiet as you did just that. You signalled for someone to come over before you looked back down at Negan. “I don’t think I’ll ever forgive you for what you did to me” you whispered before handing the spear to the man who saved you from Negan duty.

-

The next day you gathered before the council, you stood by Daryl as you listened to Gabriel explain a situation with a hoard of walkers and his plan for getting rid/diverting it. He put together some teams of people and explained their jobs, Daryl and Michonne were to take  down any walker that strayed from the path and Aaron, Eugene and Rosita were to divert the crowd into the next town and attempt to trap them there. You embraced Michonne and Daryl as they left the room, wishing them luck and warning them to be safe, just as you were about to leave Gabriel called on you to stay behind for a moment.

You waited behind like he had asked, waving goodbye as people passed you. “Thank you for waiting” Now that the room had cleared, Gabriel took a few steps closer to you, you flashed him a smile and perched yourself on a desk that stood behind you.

“What can I do for you?” you questioned, oblivious to his intentions. He gave you a warm smile as he paced before you

“I want you out there too. I haven’t forgot that you were one of the best back at the sanctuary and think its time we put our skills to good use!” you couldn’t disagree with him, you pushed your lips together as you nodded at his words, waiting for further instructions. “I want you – I want you to go out there and keep the walkers on the right path” you cocked a brow at the man, you figured Daryl and Michonne already had that covered but he seemed convinced they may need extra help. “I also would like for you to take Negan with you”

You wondered if you had heard him correctly as you pushed yourself away from the desk “I'm sorry? You want me to take who?” You scoffed at the man when he repeated the prisoners name, shaking your head at his suggestion. “The man who left me in a room to die, that Negan?” your words tasted a little salty as you questioned the priest,  his head hung low as he took a deep breath.

“I see how he acts when you’re around. I have faith he will keep you safe!” you rolled your eyes at his words, chewing on the corner of your mouth as you thought of all the possibilities of being left alone out there with Negan “He’s a good fighter, we need that!” He added, walking closer to you before placing a hand on your shoulder, you avoided his stare as you looked down at your feet. “We can’t let anything bad happen to you but Negan? He’s a life I’m willing to risk for the safety of the community” Eventually he broke you down enough to get you to agree with his ridiculous plan. Before you even left the gates, you warned Negan not to speak a word to you, threatening his life if he even breathed in your direction and off you went, leading the man to your station.

-

Negan seemed to keep to his promise and not a word was spoken during your time travelling, when you reached your spot there were already a couple of stray walkers roaming around. Reluctantly you handed Negan a knife and watched him run off to kill the walkers, you offered no help as you stood back and watched him take down each walker, he barely had time to rest when the next set came limping over to him. You decided to sit down in the grass, drinking out of your canteen ignoring his struggles. By this point he must have killed over 20 of those things, he was panting and sweating yet you did nothing to resolve his exhaustion. It felt like it was the perfect display of karma, like the world had finally given you what you had been asking for, for years. The walkie on your hip started to buzz before Rosita’s voice spilled through the speakers notifying you that their plan worked and they would see you all back at Alexandria, Michonne’s was next claiming that she and Daryl didn’t have a lot of strays and they were ready to head home. You thought it was best you didn’t reply, none of them actually knew you were out there and you didn’t want them to panic.

You looked up at Negan, he had a couple walkers on him but you figured after they had gone, you’d be fine to head home too. You picked yourself up and brushed off any dirt that may have collected over time and turned on your heels to get the car started. What you didn’t expect was the dead that seemed right on your tail, You grappled with the creature before it took you down. You managed to keep it at arms length but you knew if you reached for your knife it would get you, you called out for help as you struggled to hold its weight. It felt like you were under the dead for a while, the feeling far too familiar as it snapped its jaws at you, suddenly the snapping stopped and the body became limp over the top of you, allowing you to throw it off to the side.

A hand reached out for you to grab and you did, a little too hazy to realise who’s hand it was. Once you were on your feet, your gaze met Negan’s and you allowed a small sigh to pass your lips “Thanks” you whispered, brushing off your clothes “you know if you’d have left me to die, you’d be free right now” you added, disguising your grateful words.

“Na, wouldn't be worth it” you cocked your brow at the man now you had finished cleaning your clothes, he shrugged at you a small smirk gracing his features, his tongue caressing his bottom lip. “the five minutes a day I get to see you, is worth way more than freedom”

[bioodorange]

so. i have been thinking. i know you said you wanted drabble ideas, but this is just a thought i had. how would the creeps react to seeing their s/o after a long time away? like, what do they do while they can't see their s/o? when they can see them in-person again, how is it? like, it's been months since they've seen each other and now they get to be together again?! :) (quarantine loneliness has low-key been getting to me lately tbh 😔) - dove anon 🕊️

Please excuse my shitty layout i have no idea how to use tumblr on a computer (thanks ava for letting me use your laptop at work) Also Im gonna include your favorites because you're my favorite.

Toby

So Toby is a very clingy person(?)

He craves attention, validation and emotional security

This mans would be a mess without his s/o around

You guys would be apart a lot considering you’d either be a proxy OR a human

You’d be used to him being gone alot because of missions but if it was for more then a week he’d have a hard time

During the time you were gone he’d call you A LOT

And on face time, not just calling or texting

He’d excitedly seggust you stay up all night

Three nights in a row

He would send you his hoodie in the mail or leave it in your room if it was quarentine or something

Would tell you everything about his day and send pictures of the smallest things that reminded him of you

He’d need a lot of support and love on your end

When he finally sees you again no matter your size you’re getting tackled in a hug

Lots of face kisses and nuzzling his face in your chest

He wants to play with your hair, look into your eyes, everything he couldn’t do before

Good luck getting away, this dude plans on keeping you in his lap for as long as he can

Tons of cuddling and him filling you in on absoulutely everything

When he’s done talking he’ll sit there and wait patiently while you tell him all about your life

Will be 100% you changed something about yourself even if you look the exact same

Masky 

Tim is a grr im too cool for this shit kinda guy

But will melt upon seeing his s/o for the first time in a while

For this I kinda imagine maybe you’d have something outta town?

He would scroll through his phone all the time

Read old texts, look at old photos, hell he’d scroll to the end of your social media timeline

Constantly look at something when you posted

If you had a favorite food or something your favorite show- it’d be weird to him without you though

This dude would get so upset each day he woke up without you

Would call you just to hear your voicemail

Whenever you do have time to talk to him lots of asking if everythings ok

“I’ll come down there if I have to, it’s not a problem”

Just wants to make sure you’re okay as you can be

When you do come back he feels a bit awkward not sure how to express his emotions

Will offer lots of activities to do

Hiking, watching a movie, whatever you’d like

He’d hang around a lot more then he usually does

Wouldn’t be as clingy (physically) as Toby but would keep his arm around you

If he’s in the right mood might even make you breakfast or something

If you’re away for a REALLY long time he’d take picture of pretty views and make them into little postcards to send you

Babes doesn’t know how to express himself

Ben

As possesive as this little shit is

Thinks ‘Oh yeah I won’t miss em THAT much’

But thats because he can reach you like anywhere there’s a screen

Once he learns theres no devices allowed (where ever you are I dunno)

Automatically everything changes he’s like “Wait- wait what”

And suddenly he feels emotions

Tries his best to convince you not to go or to tag along 

“Fit me in your suitcase I’m t i n y!”

Will definetely get discouraged when you keep telling him now

This petty bitch would consider the silent treatment

Only consider because you’d be leaving you soon

When you leave he tries to tough it for the first few days

But not having you around REALLY gets to him

Would bug everyone else for attention and shit

When they eventually get tired of his shit he starts plotting

Lets say you were like doing one of those long cross country trips

Where you stay in hostels and shit

This dude would have like a 35 step plan just to show up in your room

and be like “I told you so!” “...Ben how are you gonna get back home?”

“...Fuck-”

Would sulk around at the fact he was kinda dumb

Inbetween laughs you’d comfort him

Spend time with him as much as you could before he had to go back

From there he’d wait around his phone until you had internet to talk

As soon as you get back he hangs around you

When you’re watching TV hes there

Even if you can’t see him

Will NEVER admit how much he missed you

But you both know

Jeff

So out of all these salty crackers this mother fucker is the saltiest

like so much damn salt the ocean is jealous

sorry I just like bullying Jeff

Anyway! He’d try and get you stay with really shitty tactics

Like he’d take your toothbrush or some shit 

“Aw dam what a shame you cant go anymore, why don’t we go watch some TV”

Dumb potinless arguing like “Why do you h a v e to go, you’re not gonna die. What if I die while you’re gone? How would you feel then hUH!?”

Will sit there sulking as you get ready to go cause he wants to see you leave

As soon as you leave he’s calling and checking in to make sure you’re ok

Would send you texts every morning for you to wake up too 

Would scroll through your social media and accidently do the thing where you like a 5 year old photo

Panic

Quickly unlikes it and tosses the phone in the corner 

begone demon!

He’d look through stuff on your desk or maybe a sketch book you left behind

Read old books you like

Just chill in your room all day cause he misses you

Has the day you’re coming back marked on a calendar

When you come back he‘s like “Yeah you’re never leaving again”

Picks you up and takes you to his bed or something

Yeah you guys are sitting there and cuddling until someone dies

[milkacchan]

Request for @we-mentally-unstable :DON’T BE SHY PRETTY PLEASE MAKE A PART TWO OF THE HOOTERS READER 🥺🤲🏼

Y e s

A little bit of plot to this one??

Mayhaps I'll make like actual scenes 😳😳

• After their first time at the restaurant

• You'd assume the fun was over and they'd leave you alone

• SIKE

• They frequent themselves often

• Mina lowkey considers getting a job their too because the tips you're making is crazy

• if she was good with time management she would

• And they always request you 🥰

• And if you try to guide someone else to them they throat punch you 🥰

• And your manager would kill you if you told them not to stay bc she loves them with her whole heart 🥰

• To the point of free milkshakes jfc 🥰🥰

• At this point, some of them go along just for the food bc they usually get a discount for being high schoolers

• In a hero course

• and the manager loves them

• Uraraka hasn't had to actually pay for her food since the first time they all came in

• She's a lil embarrassed about it so you say you're covering it instead of the manager knows you're struggling and doesnt want you to go broke but also wants you to eat

• To see that you have such a mom manager they feel a lot more at ease about you working there

• she wont let anything happen to you

• Bakugou finds a lot more amusement in this than he originally thought

• You always get salty when they come in

• And your personality does a whole 180 when you're working and you cant curse them out

• "I'm sorry they did what??"

Bakugo raises an eyebrow from the couch as he listens to your conversation on the phone.

"They changed the shirts, they're cropped for the rest of the month,"

"Why????"

"I don't know, something about femboy hooters,"

He snorts. Now he HAS to drag the squad in, just to torture you

• Sometimes its JUST the bakusquad

• and when it's just the bakusquad it gets interesting

• Minas loud

• and that's okay you love her

• cannot be mad at her tm

• but you wont hesitate to throat chop Denki, Sero, or Bakugou

• Kirishima jus wants food 🥺

• He'll bother yoruba little but not too much

• Anyway, so he's mentally preparing himself to go in w the squad

• He's yet to tell the others they're going for lunch because the shirts got changed

• And he wants to annoy you because you pissed him off like 2 days ago

• Anyway they walk in

• And there you are

• Taking an order, smile bright on your face, cheeks pink

• Wait cheeks pink???

• Sero gasps

• Denki is stuttering

• Minas enjoying the view quietly

• Kirishima is looking away, leaning on Mina

• He's red

• God you were fit

• Bakugou is too preoccupied with the fact that you're BLUSHING at some younger person in front of you too register that your stomach is bare

• you eventually turn, walking away to place the order

• And when you finally see them you stop, looking horrified again

• You immediately move to cover your stomach

• Mina grins and hugs you

• Sero and denki are still having strokes. Your stomach?? Amazing. 10/10. More toned than they remember

• "Were you blushing??"

"Shut the fuck up, Katsuki." You seethe, looking down

• "HEY EVERYONE SOMEONE IS FLIRTING WITH Y/N AT WORK" Denki tells everyone of course

• The class goes in on a sunday

• They were NOT prepared.

• Bakusquad had failed to mention change in uniform

• Ohohoho, that was interesting

• Once again, Shoji is glad he's wearing a mask because that man is bright red

• And once again Deku is a stuttering mess, unsure of where to look

• Ojirou is too shy for this

• Hes using his tail to hide 🥺

• Sado brought you food tho since your breaks were short and he knew you'd be busy

• He doesn't really care about how much you're showing. Not anymore.

• Uraraka is already talking to the manager with Momo, Mina, and Jirou. Telling her how splendid you looked in the uniform

• The girls agree, nodding and adding on

• You're a blushing and horrified mess, with a strong urge to cover yourself

• Tokoyamis like 'need my jacket? I can give you the jacket,"

• Probably woulda made it worse if you had taken him up on the offer

• you in one of the boys clothes while in THAT??

• Not a good idea

• so like 15 minutes into being there, Bakugou spots the person you'd been talking to earlier in the week when they'd come in

• and there you go, fuckin blushing again

• He elbows Kirishima who quickly catches on and it spreads around the table

• Of course, they all watch, whispering amongst eachother in hushed voices and small laughs

• Because you of all people are red

• And of course they bring it up.

• "So...got a new special friend then, huh," denki grins, eyes lidded

"Looks like you're having fun~" Mina leans in.

"Fuck off, it's not like that. I'm just not used to compliments." You mumble. "They're a friend who gives lots of those,"

• S h o c k e d

• and SAD

• LITCHRALLY they all make a pact right there to give you those damn compliments bc 1. They wanna make you happy and 2. They want to fuck with you and make you brush lmaoo

[poguesholland]

i’ve got a haz request 🥰. so you had a previous bad boyfriend who was very toxic and you’re good mates with harrison and after you break up. you like harrison but you don’t want to get hurt and so you turn him down and then later he convinces you that he won’t hurt you and yeah he manages to convince you that he won’t and you get upset but it’s all cute and fluffy.

Hope I did this ask justice!!

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Harrison was your best friend. Well, not really. Best friends weren’t in love with each other. Your last relationship was a mess to say the least and left you with a broken heart and trust issues. A few months after, Harrison had told you he was in love with you and you panicked. You ran away from him and ghosted him until he showed up looking like a crying mess at your door, begging for you to just talk to him because he missed you like crazy. And you couldn’t deny the fact that you missed him too. A lot more than you’d like to admit.

It was a rocky process at first but eventually you and Harrison were back to being best mates, ignoring the fact that both of you were completely in love with each other but that’s okay. You were too scared of relationships now and expected only the worst thanks to your last relationship. Obviously you knew Harrison wasn’t like your ex but you couldn’t help but be scared.

Lately, you and Harrison haven’t been hanging out as much. You used to spend everyday with each other and have sleepovers but now Harrison is apparently always ‘busy’. You knew that all the excuses he used were bullshit but you were yet to know why he was acting so distant. So after a long two weeks of Harrison being MIA, you decided to surprise him at his house with chinese takeout and a night in. Who would say no to that?

Harrison’s last excuse was that he was extremely sick so when he opened the door to his apartment looking healthier than ever, you didn’t know what it meant. “Oh, um- Hey” He stutters, surprised to see you. “Some cold you have there” You scoffed, shoving the takeout in his chest and turning to leave feeling so dumb. Harrison stood there for a second, still not understanding why you came here if he ghosted you, before dropping the takeout and rushing behind you.

“Y/N, wait!” Harrison called as he grabbed your arm and turned you around to face him. You shoved your arm out of his grip, scowling at him. “Fuck off, Harrison”. You never call him Harrison, always Haz, so once you said his real name he knew you were angry.

“I’m sorry I lied to you, okay?” Harrison rushes out as you looked like you were about to leave. “What the fuck do you mean ‘I’m sorry I lied to you’ Harrison, that’s not how it works!” You yelled at him. “I don’t know what you want me to say!” He huffs, defeated. “Why did you lie?” You calm down and ask him.

Harrison looks away from your eyes and scratches the back of his neck. “Fine, don’t tell me”. Just as you were about to leave, Harrison grabs onto your arm again. “Okay fine, I’ll tell you! Just come in, at least- please” He pleads and you don’t answer and walk into his apartment. You stand there as he closes the door and puts the takeout on the table.

You never just stand there, this is basically your second home. But this time you wait until Harrison gestures for you to sit next to him on the sofa, sitting on the other end of it. Harrison sits down and rests his hands on his knees, looking down at the ground like he was trying to find the words to give you an explanation.

Harrison huffs, looking up at you nervously and bites his inner cheek. You patiently wait for him to speak as he tries to stutter out sentences, but then goes quiet. “Y/N- I, um, I don’t want to be friends anymore”. That was the last thing you expected to hear as your heart dropped to your stomach. “What? Why- Why not? Did I do something?”

In a second your anger was replaced by disbelief as you pleaded for him to change his mind but Harrison shook his head. “You can’t do this Harrison, you’re my best friend!”. “Exactly Y/N!” He burst out, getting up from the sofa, “I’m your ‘best friend’! ‘This is my friend Harrison!’ I’m sick of it! All of it!”. You look at him shocked, trying to push back the tears that were threatening to fall.

“I cant just stand there and act like you didn’t shatter my heart into pieces when you rejected me last year! I love you, Goddammit! I want to be with you! And I know Tristan broke your heart but I’m not Tristan! I would never do that to you, I’ve always been there for you and I always will be! But I- I cant do this anymore Y/N” His voice cracks as he takes in a deep breath. All you do is gulp as he desperately waits for an answer.

“So that’s it?” You muster up through your shaky voice, looking up at the glossy eyed boy. “Fucking hell Y/N, why don’t you trust me? I love you, why won’t you just give me a chance to prove that to you?” Harrison pleads with broken eyes, sitting back down next to you as you look down at your feet.

“I’m scared Harrison! I don’t fucking know what to do anymore after what happened! And I know you love me and that you’re different, and I’m sorry! But I’m scared, okay? I cant handle getting my heart broken again, no matter how much I love you!” You admit, letting the tears fall as you hold back a sob. Harrison’s mouth falls open and voice quiets down, “You love me?”. “Of course I love you Harrison, I’d be an idiot not to love you” You say quietly, wiping your tears.

“Then be with me Y/N, let me show you how you’re supposed to be loved and treated. Give me a chance to prove you wrong, please- I’m begging you here.” He takes your hand into his and you bite your lip to suppress any sound, sniffling. “Look at me, please” His voice cracks making your heart hurt as you look up at him, tears falling down his face mirroring yours.

“I- I don’t know” You whisper as he looks into your eyes with so much hope. You wanted to give him a chance but so much fear was spread in your body. Harrison reaches one of his hands from yours to your cheek, wiping a tear that fell and moves closer to you. “I love you, okay? With everything in me, Y/N. You’re it for me.” Harrison whispers to you, silently begging you to give him a chance.

“I love you too, Harrison” You let out with a deep breath, voice cracking. His thumb caresses your cheek as he waits for your answer, his nose now red along with his cheeks. “Do you trust me?” He asks quietly. You take his hand that was resting on top of yours and place it on your other cheek, “With everything in me” You reciprocate, looking up at the boy.

Harrison does a double take before leaning forward and pressing his lips against yours, taking you by surprise. You kiss him back with just as much passion, sighing in relief against his lips. He pours so much love into the kiss, years of holding back now gone. You can taste a mix of both of your salty tears but neither of you care.

You move to grip the back of Harrison’s neck, pushing him closer to you. He gets up and slightly hovers over you, pushing you against the back of the couch as he lets out a breath against your lips. As soon as you pulled away, Harrison grabs your waist and pulls you on his lap making you squeal. He squeezes you against his chest as you wrap your arms around his neck, pulling him flush against your chest.

Harrison kisses your neck and cheek, before kissing behind your ear and whispering to you. “I love you, so much, can’t believe you’re mine now.” and you pull him closer. “You have me now, I love you Haz” You mumble into his shoulder, kissing it lightly. Both of you stay like that for a while before falling asleep, and you can easily say you didn’t regret trusting Harrison because he was the best thing that ever happened to you.

[ao3-writer]

The Shell of a Man (2/2)

[THIS ONE’S FROM TYLER’S PERSPECTIVE. IT’S GREAT.]

 The phone’s ringing woke Tyler, the vibrating and clattering off the kitchen table was what got him to get up. Tyler sighed. This was the first time he had managed to drown the pain out and get some shut-eye.

 His hand slapped against cold tile before eventually finding his phone within the dark. No sign of damage, except maybe the man behind the call. Tyler answered without hesitation.

  “H-hello?”

  “Where the hell are you? You said you’d be here,” a voice sharply spoke. Tyler looked up at the calendar hanging in his kitchen and found that the days had slipped by. It was already Amy’s birthday, smack in the middle of May. 

  “Shit,” Tyler whispered.

  “You’re a fucking asshole. Don’t even bother anymore.” The phone call ended sharply, Tyler left in a stupor as he let his arm fall with the phone as his paperweight.

 Tyler cursed to himself as his head began to throb even more than before. He tried not to let the demons in, the voices that threatened to do harm, but he was losing his strength with each passing moment. Beating like a heart, Tyler’s head thrummed violently and he felt himself sway a little as he stood up and went to the medicine cabinet in his bathroom. Turning on the blinding white lights slammed his head even further.

 He reached into the swinging door and grabbed the family size bottle of ibuprofen's and swigged down two. He managed to control his intake, but he wanted more to drown out the throbbing. Tyler turned off the lights as soon as he got what he came for. His vision as if drunk, his body feeling like lead, his ears following the thrum inside his temples. All he could feel was the soft paper lining the walls of his apartment and the rugged carpet with dried with alcohol, tears, and vomit. Tyler made it two feet into his living room before he collapsed.

  “P-please go away,” Tyler whispered, the ground shifting from one angle to another as he lay still. “It hurts. It hurts!” He shouted, curling into himself and holding his head between his hands. The man clawed at his forehead, blunt nails scraping against the reddened skin as he tried to physically pull out the pain. Tyler felt his fingers become slick and he removed them to see.

 Finger tips coated in blood, nails sickening and chewed off. Tyler felt his eyes droop and relief filled his heart. He could sleep this one off. He just needed to will himself to sleep. Just... Sleep...

The morning after was quiet. There was no throbbing. There were no pains. He felt clear. Tyler opened his eyes to find the ground was flat as he lay on it. He looked at his hands, dried blood remained. He slowly stood up, carefully turning his head around so that it wasn’t just a dream and the darkness would consume him again. Then Tyler was set off by the realization that the blinds were wide open and the light that poured him no longer bothered him. His back ached, muscles tense and his legs were sore. Tyler finally stood upright and stared at his living room. God it was a mess.

 Then he noticed the man that quietly stepped in, stopping in his tracks.

  “T-tyler?” Ethan froze and dropped the towels in his hands. Tyler stared at Ethan in confusement before the smaller man sprinted down the hall.

  “Ethan, wait!” His voice hoarse as he stumbled, almost forgetting how to use his legs. Ethan slammed close the bathroom door.

  “P-please don’t. Please! I’ll leave. I’ll leave as soon as possible!” Ethan exclaimed through the door, stepping further inside as he feared the other man would break through the door.

  “E-Ethan what’s going on. Why are you in my house?”

  “I--”

 Tyler jiggled the door handle. He needed to get Ethan out of that bathroom before he found the hellish things Tyler put himself through.

  “Ethan?” He pounded on the door lightly and hear the key unlock. Tyler slowly opened the door and found Ethan staring up at Tyler with near tears in his eyes.

  “What’s happened to you?” Tyler stared back at Ethan for as long as he could before he cast his head down. 

  “I... I can’t explain it--”

  “Razor blades?! There’s blood all over this floor and on the curtains a-and you’ve got tons of empty bottles of pills littering here. This is just your bathroom! Tyler, there are six-- SIX BOXES full of empty alcohol bottles. Your place smells like crap and so do you. You missed Amy’s birthday even after you promise Mark you’d show up. What’s the matter with you?”

 Tyler was quiet as he stared at his bare feet, almost covered in dried blood. Tyler sighed.

  “I was... hurting. I was more than hurting, I was in so much pain and... and I couldn’t tell anybody. Because I felt like... Like there was a part of me that wanted to consume me. And... and I let him!”

 Ethan stared at Tyler like he was crazy, but the more he spoke, the further the fear crept into his voice and the tears slipped into his eyes, Ethan understood that Tyler was being honest. And that he was scared as hell that these... Dark Thoughts would come back.

  “I’m just so scared!” Tyler sobbed, feeling the salty tears reach the corners of his mouth and the wet stains trail down his scarred cheek. “And I don’t know what to do, Ethan, I don’t know what to do if they come back!”

 Ethan hushed the taller man as he crumpled, falling to his knees and holding on as tight as he could to Ethan’s waist so that he could anchor himself. Ethan slid a hand over his messy hair, greasy as it was. Ethan settled on wiping his tears and crouching so that they could be face-to-face.

  “Tyler... you should’ve told someone. Not just us, but a therapist or something. Yo-you could have died and we wouldn’t have known. Your family wouldn’t have known. You life isn’t your own, Tyler. If you go down, so do we,” Ethan whispered, feeling a tear slip past. 

  “E-ethan... i’m so sorry,” he whispered, voice shaking violently along with his body as he sobbed through his words. “I-i’m sorry f-f-for being such an a-asshole. An-an-and for being so distant a-and I just-- I just-- I just cant apologize f-for all the bad things that I-i-i’ve done.”

  “Don’t apologize. Please don’t. You just need to forgive yourself. Yeah. Forgive yourself first and we’ll forgive you too.” Ethan looked like he was trying so hard to remain strong, but Tyler could see Ethan was in pain. Tyler was in pain. A series of knocks at the door were merely background, but when the door opened and Mark stormed in, it became even more real.

  “Ethan what’s taking so long--!” Mark was growling before he stopped and saw them down the hall, crouched on the door. “You. You lying fuck. You lied to me! To Amy!” Mark shouted, stomping angrily down the hall before he came close enough to see their tear-stricken faces. “...what’s going on?”

  “I’m so sorry,” Tyler whispered, letting go of Ethan so he could stand up and face Mark with what little honesty he had. Mark puffed his chest, Tyler deflated his. 

  “For what? Which part? Leaving us? Or was it when you left Ethan here to pick up the pieces? Or when you ditched your friends to wallow in your self-pity? What was it Tyler? What had you holed up in your house like some coward while the rest of the world went on?” Mark’s questions were fueled by Tyler’s broken presence and added kindling to the fire in Mark’s eyes.

  “Back off, Mark,” Ethan tried to say as he stood up and wiped his eyes.

  “Oh what now? He’s got you in it too? Jesus Tyler, you really can’t handle anything by yourself can you?” Ethan shoved Mark and Tyler tried to whisper to Ethan to stop.

  “He’s been through a lot Mark! He was depressed and suicidal! Jesus fucking Christ, lay off!” For being so small, Ethan’s voice sure packed a punch, causing the other man to flinch. Ethan’s anger faded as quickly as it appeared. Mark looked between them and then scrunched his nose. He looked down at the carpet and found himself retching in mock. 

  “Jesus. Fine. Fine. Let’s just.. clean this place up and then we’ll talk. Tyler, go take a fucking shower,” Mark mumbled. Tyler nodded solemnly and stumbled back with a limp to the bathroom. The second the door closed Ethan found himself grabbing Mark’s shoulder and spinning him around to punch square in the jaw.

  “FUCK!” Ethan held his hand in pain.

  “What the hell as that for?!”

  “For-- oh shit -- for being a dick without analyzing the situation first,” Ethan mumbled as he stretched open his hand.

  “You can’t blame me. I thought Tyler was holed up here and was trying to talk you into some bullshit,” Mark grumbled, holding his jaw. Jesus, the kid held some muscle and firepower.

  “Right now, that’s not Tyler. You’re right about that. But what we need to do now is help him back on his feet. Cause right now? Right now we’re stuck with the shell of man. The shell of Tyler Scheid. The man who made hearts turn and changed the lives of so many people. Including us. So help me fill that shell with memories and care before he empties himself again. Got it?”

 Mark stared at Ethan, the intentness in his eyes gave away that Ethan would probably do anything to save Tyler at this point. And after all the childhood memories, Mark would too. He scoffed, turned his head to glance at the room in disgust. His eyes met Ethan’s once more and caved in.

  “Got it.” When the shower turned on, Mark and Ethan got the cleaning supplies out of Mark’s car. It’d be a long road ahead of them to pick Tyler back up, but in due time... it’d be worth it.

-’-’-’-

[kidnappingherinnocenceff]

Stubborn

Egypt ’ s POV After I eventually cooled down a little, I exited out of Flacko’s office and made my way to the steps. A dark chuckle left my mouth as I seen drops of blood on the staircase. Fucking bitch shouldn’t of been running her damn mouth. Probably wouldn’t of gotten her shit rocked then leaked.

I made it to the top and back to my room. At this moment all I wanted to do was curl up in my bed. I just wanted to go home and be with my parents. I didnt do anything to deserve being put in this sort of predicament. Shit isnt fucking fair. Being in this house and around a nigga like Flacko is worst than hell because he is the devil himself.

I snuk into my bed and buried my head in my pillow and let out an irritated and overdue scream into the pillow. I desperately wanted to cry out of frustration, pain, and hatred, but ill be dammed if i let a single tear fall. Im stronger than this .

A knock on my door broke me out of my train of thoughts but I refused to move or speak. Hopefully whoever it is will get the fucking hint and leave me alone but apparently not. The knocking went on a few more times before I heard my door slowly creek open. Way to go Egypt, ya forgot to lock the damn door. I didn’t even care whoever it is was or what they wanted. I just wanted them out my room.

“ Egypt are you okay ?” Autumn’s soft voice asked but I gave out no response

“ E baby talk to us. We just want to help you. Look we know how you feel-” I cut Cass off before she could finish that bullshit ass sentence.

“ No the fuck yall don’t know how I fucking feel.” I said while lifting my head up from pillow. “ Yall don’t know what I’m going through. Did either of you get kidnapped from your family and is being forced against your will to live here with a heartless bastard, or is the fate of your life basically in your drug addictied parents ?”

The girls had a look of shock on their faces but remained silent.

“ I didn’t think so. The difference between us is yall had a fucking choice to come here and one too fucking leave. I don’t ! If my parents dont pay him I’m dead. So please don’t come in here pretending you know how I feel cause you really don’t. Now please leave my room and shut the door on ya way out.”

I didnt even wait for a response. I got up from my bed and walked to my balcony. I closed the doors and leaned over the railing admiring the city. I stood there just wishing I could magically turn into a bird and fly away from here and towards freedom.

Rocky ’ s POV

After trying to calm down Egypt from killing Erin , I had one of my workers take her to the hospital because I’m pretty sure that she has a broken nose. I’m not even gon lie, seeing Egypt beat the shit out of Erin was a turn on. I knew from the start that shawty wasn’t a weak bitch and could handle her own, but today I seen that shit up close and personal. Seeing her fuming in my office made me wanted to bend her thick ass over that desk and fuck the anger out of her.

I went back to my office to see if she had calmed down, but when I got back she wasn’t there. I figured she was in her room so I started to jog up the steps but was stopped by Autumn and Cass coming down with sad looks on they face.

“ Aye if you’re going up to see E, just turn right back around. That girl is going through it and spazzed out on us.” Cass said in a low tone

I ran my hand down my face and sighed

“ Rocky you really need to let up on her. She’s not use to this and doesn’t deserve this and you know it.”

“ Look yall know the rule of the game. Feelings don’t mean shit. They just get you killed, if she wanna be mad then tell her lul dramatic ass to be mad at her junkie parents not me. I don’t have time to being dealing with some emotional ass broad.”

With that being said, I walked back to my office in need of a blunt or two. I walked over to where my couch and table is then sparked up one of the blunts I already had rolled. The effects of the kush started to immediately take over my body. I sunk lower into the couch and felt my eyes starting to get lower and my stress melting away.

I understand that Egypt didn’t ask for this to happen but she gotta understand that this is life and that shit happens. You deal with it then get over it. Crying and throwing bitch fits won’t solve shit. It just makes ya ass an easier target.

A couple youngins from the crew came in and sat around me. We didn’t speak for a second, but somehow more blunts was being rolled and sparked then put into rotation. Between 5 of us we had about 11 blunts rolled.

“ Aye Flacko what happened this morning ? Jay told me that new bitch beat the fuck outta that hoe Erin and put her in the hospital.” My nigga Ferg said. The rest of the guys tuned into the conversation.

“ Bruh that shit was wild. Me and Egypt was aruging on the steps and I guess we woke up Erin, cause next thing I know she come marching down the steps screaming at us to shut the fuck up. Next thing I know E swung on her and dragged her ass down the steps. Shawty was going in. Shit was sexy too.” I smirked to myself while recalling the fight this morning.

The guys let out laughs and a couples of damns.

“ Well damn my nigga. So have you busted them guts yet cause lul mama bad as fuck ?”

“ Nah bruh. She a tough one. She barely lets me be in the same room as her let alone touch her ole stuck up ass.” They busted out laughing at my saltiness.

“ Don’t tell me that you losing ya touch when it comes to the bitches man.” I started to choke on the blunt once them words left Ferg’s mouth.

“ Me ? Lose my touch ? Nah nigga never. A king can never lose his touch. I can have any bitch in the city with the snap of a finger.” I said after regaining my breath.

He smirked at me for a second before speaking, “ Prove it then Flacko cause right now you letting a bitch show you up but since you talking big shit how bout you put ya money where ya mouth is.”

“ I’m listening. What you got in mind ?”

“ $ 1,000 says not only will you not be able to smash lul mama but that you also cant make her say I love you in 4 months.” His sinister smile appearing.

“ $ 1,000 ? Shit that’s easy as fuck bruh. I’m game though.”

“ Let’ make it more interesting though. How about $60,000 he asked while holding out his hand.

I sat there for a second. $60,000 is chump change in my book, but it’s not like imma lose, so I smirked before shaking his hand

” This bout to be the easy 60 grand I’ve ever made.“ I said while laughing.

Anonymous POV

Did I just hear Flacko correctly ? Did he just bet 60 grand on fucking Egypt ? Oh this is finna be sweet and fun to watch. Not like that bitch doesn’t deserve it. I can’t wait to see the tears run down her face once she finds out about this because imma be the one to tell her. But imma wait for the perfect moment.

That bitch is gon remember my name. Revenge never tasted as sweet.

[cheswirls]

okay time to talk abt star wars

BENICIO DEL TORO IS IN IT like what a surprise and a delight. i went w ten members of my family and half of us had no idea until the credits like UH, what the FUCK is this guy doing in it alright

but yea real quick i havent seen shit abt laura dern and how amazing she was like they keep these films so under wraps no one knew what her character even was but WOW did she do a good job. like playing off everything in your plans only to have the best and smartest intentions and when leia walks through those doors into the command room w poe and hes like oh sweet and she whips out her blaster was THW BEST like ‘boy youve caused a lot of trouble for my sweetheart smart gal holdo and its time for you to Stop™’ and then when she decides to LITERALLY DIE to help the escape pods get away and poes like ‘GREAT shes abandoning us’ leias like nO sHeS NoT!! like no. no.

i really liked the humor it was few and far between but it was good. chewie abt to eat the porg. poe pranking hux w the bad signal and him FALLING FOR IT OM G as a stall technique, luke’s twiceover ‘AMAZING everything you said was completely wrong’, the whole ‘the jus PARKED THE SHIp on the beach and i TOLD THEM it was public but they jus went to the casino’ like what assholes but then it was.. rose’s ship damn, poe’s ‘permission to get in a ship and blow shit up’ to leia, when it was funny it was great.

I REALLY LIKED ROSE and i liked the necklace connection w paige, the TRUE HERO of the opening battle w the bombs, such an emotional scene she killed it. but yea back to rose she was cute a good character i liked her. i fell in love w kellie through interviews tho so it wasnt hard.

I FEEL LIKE FINN WOKE UP TOO QUICK but i get it tho. like theyre evacuating hes gotta. wake up. get up. why the water?? in the siut tho? that shouldve been explained wtf.

also the whole force bond wasn’t super well-done. it was explained to where it was okay but i still feel like they should’ve had more scenes where they were filmed in the same location, like seeing each other through their own eyes where its only them not the surroundings, that kinda killed it. not very well done c- rian johnson no pls.

i still dont?? get why ppl do reylo. i still dont see it. i honestly think they jus want two jedi leads together, bc that hasnt happened yet. i dont think their relationship is abusive at any point tho?? i saw ppl on abt it the other day and?? did we watch the same movie or are you jus fucking salty and want a reaction or?? anyway. its a conflict. in the end i feel like he wanted her power, not jus her, beside him. you can see, someone mentioned earlier, that he kinda jumps the whole ‘lets rule the galaxy’ on impulse to maintain his stance of control. 

all the shit on canto bight was important. showing how to some people everyone is the same. they deal to whoever they need to to get rich. that whole place was beautiful. for the longest time i thought the master codebreaker WAS the guy they found and the noble who had it had taken the lapel but NOPE

one of the best scenes was talking with maz in the middle of a fucking UNION BATTLE like jeez. extreme but funny, another humor that was on point.

CRAIT WAS THE BEST PLANET i loved /loved/ the cinematic appeal of red salt covered by white frost. it was great. it made for some really cool effect scenes, like the old fighters skating across and kicking up red salt clouds amidst all the white. the part where ben slices into luke and then ext shit is the cleared away snow and then his foot clearing away to reveal red like is that lukes blood??? maybe?? what a good move thats one point for mr rian johnson there that caught me off guard nice

and more!! like firing at luke and again kicking up the red salt, it was all good. got some really great effects. the best setting by far.

i dont understand finn’s sacrifice-ram-into-the-cannon thing that was stupid and a bad mvoe and made no sense and wtf??

yea but when you get down to it lets talk abt luke bc. the quote abt mark hating evry choice of luke char’s yea im glad rian is gone and wtf was up w killing him off for no reason in the end???? he jus goes. for no reason. its like we gotta pick off the old trio one by one. he’d probably announce leia’s death in the opening written sequence if he was in charge of nine. like there was no!!! point! damn. no point. and now carrie’s gone and they cant cgi an entire movie w leia so??? fuck. theyre all three gone now which sucks bc it jus sucks. im still sad carrie’s gone. 

one of the better parts was ben choosing not to fire on the cockpit bc his mOM is there cant do that shit that was good. 

back to luke real quick what a total character bomb. assassination. wt FUCK would he choose to kill ben bc ‘the dark side was already in him’ bitch he saved darth vader!!!!! and shit wanna tell me a little dark hold scared him enough for death wtf is wrong w rian johnson shit. 

the whole plotline w holdo was amazing like she was portrayed as kinda a self-centered betrayer like not in the ‘im on the wrong side’ but in the ‘i only care about my survival’ shit which was why it was nice to have the canto bight comparison. but then her plans were revealed and you see she had the true intentions from the beginning but why the FUCK SHE COUNDLT TELl poe i dont know that was another Bad Move�� for fuckin rian johnson. 

we talk about dead heroes at the beginnign of the movie. starting with paige tico, holdo was definitely the next big one and WHAT A SACRIFICE she made. damn. 

hi im che and i really liked how luke came back and leia n him hugged it out and then he told him he couldnt save ben but then he lets him go to Mull™. funniest scene was when theyre firing EVERYTHING WEVE GOT at luke and MORRE,MORE even and then he jus. brushes his shoulder which contains nothing bc hes not even there in the most dramatic move of the past three films produced in the sw universe. 

and then ben cuts thru him a couple times and we see hes not even there which. shit. okay. caught us off guard there with that bc he hugged leia so he was clearly solid?? but then he wasnt? or was he and it jus zones out bc something tried to cut thru him, either way you didnt know until it happened bc astral projection in star wars aint exacly a thing. like you gotta be dead to show up places where you arent.

im confused on ben as a character and where he is going. he really isn’t on a side really? he’s with the first order currently but i seriously doubt he’ll be supreme leader in the next. snoke kinda died too easily too like i expected him to be wounded not sliced in half in the saber move was all saw coming™. different. strange. not sure what to expect really. what are his intentions now? did he rally have any in the first place?? luke is kinda gone again for no reason so he doesnt rly have anyone to go to. sorta. 

adam driver is rly jus an amazing actor in this top tier a+++. 

i rly like phasma in this. christie did a wonderful job, and we SW HER EYE SHIT i was waiting for her to talk off the helmet and it never. happened. but what a dramatic scene and was an ending to her like wow.

(once again thats thanks to ma girl holdo pls appreciate thx)

this movie was long i saw it once its been over 12 hours bc i had to go to a ballet show right after and then eat and shit so its been a Bit so i forgot some stuff here. ill get back to it eventually. if youve seen it feel free to ask me what i thought of what ill scream back w an in depth fun reply okay bye.