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the thing that really annoys me abt sabrina carpenter is that her lyrics and rhythm are decidedly modern but she uses old-timey visuals in an attempt to woo the public eye, which are in no way related to the essence of her music. to me, this all feels like a very outlandish and dishonest trick to garner attention, which ofc works like a charm
#yeah yeah she’s a mainstream pop artist so this is all obvious buttt#i cant STAND her ass#also she should get rid of the lip filler. she was so pretty before but now her face just looks bloated and punchable#and it’s a shame bc otherwise i’d really enjoy her music. i think. but now i’m just too pissed#the prophet’s coffee break
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marcille is straight tho i mean the chapter where she pictures her "ideal partner" as a male elf i say this because idk if kui planned for her to actually be into women but shes a lesbian in my heart
i mean the male elf is literally comedically ripped from her shitty romance novels or whatever but regardless thay doesnt make her straight 😭 bisexuality is so crazy.... but anyways i dont even think shes bi i know shes a lesbo truly
like not to be lesbian masterdocs about it but this is so clearly not a real person whatsoever and also a huge joke AJSKKFKG shes stupid and embarrassing and lame 💖
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#GET OUT OF MY DREAMS#i cant sTAND HER ASS#ive been complaining about this problem since the conception of my blog seriously#why do you haunt me in my sleep#leave me alone..........
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you said you were stuck in a time loop, which was fine. i feel like late-stage capitalism has us all in a time loop, ammiright? you came barging in at 5:33. in the morning. i hadn't even processed the idea of coffee.
but you had this look of utter panic in your eyes. terror like the ocean. you grabbed my cheeks. im in a time loop.
i don't know why in movies the first reaction is to deny it. when someone is panicking like that, it's not appropriate to ask them to calm down. it didn't matter if i believed it, what mattered was that you believed it so much that it was consuming you.
so here we are. i pour you some of the dark roast. "you look like utter and entire hell," i say.
you push your fingers into your eyes. "you always say that."
i try to think of something funny to say that i wouldn't have said on previous time loops, but jokes don't land without the proper timing (lol). "remind me to think -"
"-yeah, of a joke that only works in the future. and before you say anything, i know you're pissed i just stole your punchline." you bolt the coffee, which is wild. it's very hot. you don't seem to notice.
i blow on mine to cool it down. i both am very pissed at you and also i can't see you in this amount of panic without wanting to help. but i'm also not really sure what we are, not since i saw you kiss her like that, no offense. it just was like, kind of rude when you knew i liked you.
and besides. i'm just like, barely a person. i write omegaverse fanfiction. i love the concept of a time loop, but what the fuck am i gonna do? send an alpha in there? i open my mouth.
you point at me. "you're about to ask why me. and then say some disparaging shit about yourself. i'm just a nerd who plays dnd or something. that self-own is slightly different each time." you sigh. "i know you think you can't really help me. i don't know who can help me. i only came to you because you fucking believe me." you check your watch, sigh, and throw your head back. you cover your eyes with one hand. "i've come here on 26 separate revolutions," you say. "you have believed me every time. and yeah, i have no idea how you fit into this but i just -" you sigh again. "i just like fucking talking to someone about it."
"do you need more cof-" i start, but you're already holding the empty cup out. i frown at it. "you're not getting any more until you promise not to bolt this one like an animal."
you laugh a little and sit up, pushing your hair out of your face. "okay, that's new dialogue. but to be fair to you, i'm not usually this rude. i'm still pretty new at all of this." you check your watch again. another sigh. i guess you're cruising for a personal best in the Sigh Olympics.
i almost tell you im not an NPC but i've played enough video games to know i'm very much an NPC. i pour you another cup. "so what happens in the loop?"
"really bad explosion." you mutter into the mug. you put your elbows on the table (rude) and bury your face in your arms like an angsty teenager. one hand floats up while you talk, because evidently you literally can't talk without your hands. "i have to save the day and there's this bomb and i have no bomb training and it keeps moving, you know."
"do i die?"
you peek up from your arms. "yeah. bigtime. you keep trying to run or stay or do anything and you always super die."
"oh."
"to be fair, like, everyone dies in it though.... so you're in good company."
i hate that you make me laugh. i hate that being around you always feels tingly and strange, this electric tension between us. something that is evidently (given how you stuck your tongue down a stranger's throat literally 3 days ago) (well. 3 for me) super one-sided. i take a sip of my coffee and close my eyes.
i die today, i guess. a little spark of panic starts at the top of my hands and starts whipping up my wrists.
"shit," you say. you look at your watch and jump to your feet. "i have to go. if i can come back, i will. i am still trying to figure out when is best to do everything, you know? the order of stuff. maybe morning isn't good for us."
i look up at you and think about how you keep kissing me in the back of my car and in alleyways and in the dark. and i can never fucking get a read on you. and i also think about how incredibly panicked you look. how broken. how long have you been doing this? "i don't want to die," i say.
you glance downwards. "well, you're not really dead, you'll come back in the loop."
"but i will have died." my hands are shaking. i am trying really hard to stay calm.
you push your hands through your hair again. "i really have to go. i will have this discussion with the next version of you, though. it is like, something i am thinking about."
"but i don't get a next version," i say. i don't really have the language for this, because i haven't had 26 tries with you. i only have my memories: you, a week ago. drunk and telling me you loved me in my ear. you, kissing her anyway. you, months ago, throwing up on my birthday, whispering to me i ruin everything i touch, always, over and over. please don't ask. i can't ever fucking have that be you.
i run my finger along the rim of the mug. "i don't want to die in this one."
you seem baffled by this. "i get that but - time will reset, you'll be fine, you won't even remember we talked about this."
"but i know now." i stand up too. "i have to live the rest of this day knowing i could die. knowing i probably am going to."
"you could always die, to be fair."
i feel my hands get out of control. "earlier, you said i always say a different insult about myself. what if you're just going through different parallel universes and those are all just different - but real - versions of myself? what if you're not in a time loop, you're in a fucking universe loop?"
"if it helps, i've wondered this too. also, you're hot in all of them. if that helps."
i point at you. "no flirting. i'm trying to figure out if i die today."
"who's flirting?" you catch my wild hands and give me that long, perfect smile. like we're in this together. "i won't let ya die." you check your watch and sigh again. "well. maybe not this time."
i grit my teeth. you are so not making quips at me while i try to explain the existential dread i'm having. "does the time loop reset if i fucking kill you?"
"honestly i don't know how long it continues after i die, because i just wake up. it could be that the loop goes until the explosion for everyone, and we're all in the loop, or it could be that when i die, the loop restarts. when i die i wake up, is all."
i pull away from you and stalk into the kitchen and start doing all 3 of my dishes. "okay, first, you know i was joking. and secondly, this is exactly my point. you don't know if this is just a parallel universe. maybe in the ones where you died, the explosion happened and nobody reset and it's just you travelling." i have to stop and push my heel into my eyeball. "... how often have you died?"
i look at you. you look at me. you give me this very sad, halfway smile and a little what can ya do shrug. something in that action seems so old and weary that i want to burst into tears.
"i have to go," you say. "really. for real. there's this family of five i save from getting into a car crash. and i know it's like oh but we're all gonna die in the explosion anyway, what's the point. and..." you shrug again. "it matters to me, is all. at least i saved them for now. at least i saved anything."
you pad over to me and wrap me in a tight hug. you always seem so tall against me. i feel your cheek rest against the top of my head for a moment. for a second, it's just us, and the space is warm, and my heart is a little broken hare.
you leave me there, and i stand in my stupid badly lit kitchen with my stupid mugs. i think about you. i start texting my mom that she needs to get out of the city, but it feels pointless.
i don't know what to do. tomorrow is the same day for you. but i have to prepare to die in my today.
#warm up#prose#i just realized that there's a horror film in there about being someone NOT in a loop.#if i wanted to make it longer i'd have them come back like SUPER battered and hellish.#on round like 999#like halfway through lunch like - YOU . I LOVE U . IM SORRY . I RUINED IT BC I LOVE U CANT U SEE THAT#but like. yeah man what happens when someone else in control of ur destiny#what happens to all the versions of u that DO die...#i also wanted a pre-redemption time looper - this person#(who in my brain is they/them)#is absolutelyyyyyy toying with the narrator bc the time looper is caught up in like#an emo angsty '' i can't have what i want bc i ruin things'' self harm spiral#and like literally the way out of that spiral is to TRY bud.#but this is a person pre-redemption. still kind of an ass. still not really listening to her#still a little bit ignoring that they kissed someone 3 days ago#still KNOWS she likes them and DOES like her back. but is just too chickenshit still.#we're talkin that person we've ALL dated that's like ''i can't be with u anymore bc i am Too Broken and I Can't Stand Hurting U"#... i imagine they grow up tho. eventually.
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the evil stache bj propaganda
#mash#bj hunnicutt#gay angel baby boy vs gay gaslighting manipulative diva queen#the mustache is symbolic you see#everytime i see mustache bj i start salivating like a failed pavlovs dog experiment#cant stand her fake ass#/lighthearted#a trapper complex will do that to you#mash 4077#m*a*s*h#mashposting#dont take this srsly <\3
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Punchtober day 31 - Halloween
YESSS I DID A DRAWING BEFORE PUNCHTOBER ENDED HEHE
Thank you all for participating once again in this year’s Punchtober !! I hope you all have a happy Halloween, no matter how you celebrate !!
#punch out#von kaiser#glass joe#disco kid#king hippo#punchtober 2024#spongebob squarepants#bitches be like i cant stand her fake ass#memes#punch out memes#monkey brain draws
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chat where is this from? someone tell me immediately! please
oh mama 🫠🫠
#nell talks#I cant stand her gay ass#my bbg <3#I love her#why is she looking so good?#caitlin clark#indiana fever#iowa women’s basketball#iowa wbb#iowa hawkeyes#uconn vs iowa#wbb#wnba#team wnba#wnba players#wnba basketball#wnba all star#caitlin clark x reader#caitlin clark smut
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jinx does nothing but put her in danger all last szn, putting a gun in her face, almost killing her on the bridge, hitting her in the head after she'd already been beat down and taking her hostage, pulling thst platter joke and almost killing her gf twice which just put her through the most psychological torment, killing ekkos friends, blowing up the council...and ppl can't fathom vi having beef with her next season???
#sis would have every right to be angry w her#vi arcane#jinx arcane#arcane vi#like admit your fav is a villian my god#like if vi went nuts on her ass i couldnt even be mad#i dont hate jinx but fuck i cant stand ppl who act like vis just a dick for being put off by her#or acting like itd be bad for vi to be pissed at her next szn when shes commited literal acts of terroism
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TIME OUT!!
#not ship art#fanart#my art#mk1#mortal kombat#mortal kombat fanart#ilustration#drawing#mileena#kurtis stryker#stryker be like: i cant stand her ass!! D:<#five minutes later: me and bestie 😘💋#mk1 stryker#tw blood#also mileena's black eye reference when kurtis fking smack her in Armageddon JFKSL
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Can genshin normalize actually using the weapon youre equipped with in your attacks??? Goddammit dude i rolled these weapons because they look pretty on my characters then they just dont use it at all in their animations???
Not beating the stat stick allegations
#like yeah maybe they cant find a way to include it in the animation#but its just silly if you just never see it#i MAY forgivw supports since you just quick swap them#i MAY forgive catalyst users because theyre just... standing there slapping air#like atleast with furina you get to see her use it as a baton for her E#but look at xilonen.....#she has an enhanced NA and she doesnt even use the cool ass beat sword#THEN WHAT IS THE POINT#lyssten to my rambles
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Bitches (Mike) be like: "I never liked Peter"
Them during the Headquarters sessions:
Sorry guys, I coudn't resist
#the monkees#michael nesmith#peter tork#bitches be like i cant stand her#michael nesmith youre a fucking LIAR#i was laughing my ass off while making it#torksmith#toxic yaoi
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what if i help my boyfriend's boyfriend by killing an angel to gave him some grace and powers back so my boyfriend's boyfriend can help my boyfriend turn human again because neither me or his brother can do that without him
#destiel#deancas#spn#my favorite scene from this temp so far#i cant stand hannah for one more ep#SOMEONE KILL HER PLEASE#supernatural#crowley#and his gay little ass#drowley#find that them have a couple name today btw#dean winchester#castiel
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Welcome Home Mini Comic: Homewarming
⚠️TW: eyecontact
[Read left to right up+down. No wierd combinations. No, I didn't look up their Homewarming clothing if you're wondering. I messed up.]
AAAAAAH oh boy the love I have for Eddie I CANNOT explain. LIKE HES SO LOVELY OUGHHHH favourite local mailman. <3
Idk if I made correct use of the image ID? I hope I did.
Hm... this was suposed to be a ramble about my guy Eddie but here, have a short fic under the cut.
He is just there. Uncomfortable. Very uncomfortable. The feeling of doom is there. Why. Why is home looking at him like that? What is going on? He wants to go home. He needs to go home. Does he have a home? He has his post office... does that count? Why is home looking at him like that. He needs it to stop. Stop. Stop it. Please. Stop. Oh? Who...? Frank? He can't talk. He realizes vaguely. His eyes go up. Frank... He needs to tell him... His vission is blurry and he feels overwhelmed. He feels... overestimulated..? He doesn't know. He doesn't feel good. Too much... he needs to go home... he needs... he...
And Frank gets it and goes to tell Wally that he wants to leave. Leave? On homewarming? Why? What's wrong? Because something has to be wrong if Eddie of all people wants to leave. So he goes check up on him. Of course he does. Barnaby close behind because... Why does Eddie want to leave? They don't know. But he isn't looking great. He is staring. Shaking. Sweating. Crying silently. That doesn't looks good.
Wally gets it. He would like to do the same. Because Home is now looking at him. Because of course it does. Just... staring. Meanacely. He feels the dread. A chill goes down his spine. Home... what did you do to Eddie...?
Barnaby, fortunately, catches up somethings off with Home. And that means Wallys distressed. So he puts a paw on his shoulder and asks Eddie. He doesn't answer. He tells him what he's going to do as he puts his arm to support Eddie and help him walk so he can go home. He is worried. Wally is worried. Frank is worried. Eddie doesn't look good. He shakes. He won't stop crying. He looks... terrified..? He tries to loose up his shirt. He needs to breathe. He can't. But he is. The others realize a bit too late that he is hyperventilating. Wally does only when he sees Eddie's legs wobble. But then he just... shuts down and goes limp. What. What. What. Why. Why. What. What. No. No. No. What. No. Wait. He can help. Yes. Bed. Bed! He needs... yes, yes! He in bed now. He better? What? What? He better? Please... He opens eyes! He better! Low sugar? More sugar then! He bring sugar. Yes. He better now?
Eddie tries to calm Wally with his words. He doesn't know what just happened. He just... sat down at that couch and suddenly was at Wallys bed, all neighbors worrying sick over him. What happened? He just... has this feeling... something changed.
#wally darling#i hate u#why dont you have eyebrows#why cant you not smile#you make my life so hard my little single bean on a plate#sally welcome home#doesnt appear here because i dont like her design (drawing her is a pain in the arse)#eddie dear#my beloved#i hopw everything bad happens to him but also please no#i love him so much#frank frankly#is such a nice guy#the way he worries over eddie OuGh#i know theyre suposed to be romanticaly involved in canon but until thats on screen my aroace ass says they all aroaces#they all love each other platonically very much tho. they very good friends.#a group romance/sex negative aroaces is what they are to me#yea...#barnaby b beagle#the best guy ever#howdy pillar#he is such a nice guy#hes on the background because he was with Sally and Julie while the others were over Eddie#he was supoused to help eddie stand up but barnaby took his place because made most sense#jullie joyful#is there for one (1) single panel but there she is#tw: eye contact#welcome home#home welcome home#welcome home angst
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also val getting shot like 48 times in the chest and almost having her head smashed into paste because she was sitting in standing jeans and couldn't reach the on-switch for her armor is fucking awesome. dying violently in the name of fashion
#her last thoughts were almost 'i gotta stop wearing tight pants' thats awesome truly a woman of the people#says kenna#<- proud standing jeans fan so fucking what if i cant breathe sitting down my ass looks fantastic...#skulduggery pleasant
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i am being so brave trying so hard to hold back writing a rant about that 'minimizing narrative noise' comment on totk sage concept art bc its actively flying around in my head like the worlds most annoying fly
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#i have .... thigns to say...............#i need to wait until i get a look at the entire book#and cant go on rants on single comments#then again .... what else is in there .................#i am dreading this thing#like id rather know that there was trouble during development than having a dozen of shitty comments obviously trying to cover up-#-for something- this CANNOT be true#yes narrative noise is a thing that exists- but in THIS game????????????????????????????????????????????????????????#like you basically cut down the already boring plot into its bare essentials that isnt executed well either#and then add confusion and menaingless detailes like the sage helmets “”connecting“” the sonau to the shiekah#when rly it just makes it more confusing bc the hsiekah a prectically gone- the fuck kind of conenction is there#like THAT is what id call narrative noise- weird details that make no sense and arent important#also you cant make a character the equivilant of a blank box and then say 'we wanted them to feel powerful and scary' or sth#BC YOUD NEED TO MAKE THE CHARACTER ANYTHIGN -BUT- A BLANK BOX TO HAVE THEM BE INTIMIDATING#ALSO all the ancient stupid sages do is stand around repeating words like they are puppets- you dont see them fight ever#“intimitadtign” my ASS the useless little knife fake zelda throws at sonia from half a mile away and prob wouldnt even have gotten through-#-her hair is more intimidating than any of the blank box mc sages#youd think they learned their lesson when they made the botw champions DLC bc it fleshed their characters out more and added better-#-shrines BUT NO apparently that was a big mistake huh#maybe thats why every single character is reduced to one boring stereotype or a blank box of nothing in totk#having zelda be anything else but a swooing little damsel waiting for her prince was narrative noise needing to be removed HUH#writing team all fired or what- literally WHAT was going on in there
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can i be mean. just for a second. can i just say something.
#*laser eyes lighting up* hater mode activated#now im not some huge dessay fan myself but COULD dessay sing tosca/santuzza/butterfly? yes lol#bet your ass she could. most sopranos COULD. it'd sound absolutely fucking atrocious but that doesn't seem to be the actual metric here lol#like are we really putting singers on pedestal just because they got paid to memorise a role from start to finish#or are we also taking into account the actual quality of their performance? no? oh ok sorry do go on#anyway 'assoluta kurzak' is crazyyyyyyy lmao#sorry i cant stand that woman and her mosquito voice and her wild tongue and her gianormous fucking ego#she's so annoying and so painfully mediocre at best#ok i got it out :3 nice and normal again
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