#i cannot taste a difference between carbonated and flat i really cannot. i cant

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JANE: Why are you microwaving carbonated drinks. That feels wrong.

DIRK: I dunno. Most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposefully lets Coke go flat because I like it better flat. So me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

ROXY: i feel like.......thats def gonna cause some sort of explosion? but also. idk enough about microwaving liquids to prove that

DIRK: That's fair. Probably would explode if I forget to open it beforehand, which likely will happen eventually.

ROXY: wait wait wiat are u microwaving it in the fucking can

DIRK: Yes??? It's only aluminum, right?

ROXY: ohhhh my fuckin god

JAKE: So um... microwaving aluminum specifically is known to cause arching which can cause fires! I suppose thick aluminum is fine but thin aluminum like foil and i ASSUME the edge of an open can is NOT.

JANE: Not to mention, microwaving liquids can be dangerous, as they get hot extremely quickly...

DIRK: Ah. That would explain the popping sound. I assumed that was just my microwave being old. Good to note I shouldn't do that in the future.

JAKE: ...

ROXY: O_O

JANE: I... I don't think you should be let near the microwave anymore.