#i cannot find them on the youtube

[starry-bi-sky]

i have been unmedicated for the entirety of spring break and thus have had little interest in writing this down, but i have been thinking about this for the entire week (as well as a dpdc clone danny au that resulted in it becoming its entirely separate batman au that includes a teenage vigilante bruce wayne, an ocarina, and me entirely incapable of making a batman au without making bruce dirt poor but we're not talking about that) and so i've finally went 'fuck it' and forcibly grabbed my laptop. I will get this done in one sitting even if it kills me.

BUT. This is about neither clone^2 danny nor about who i am calling Ocarina Batman. This is about my Danyal Al Ghul Au and more SPECIFICALLY it's me thinking about his relationship with Sam and Tucker specifically.

Tucker and Sam? Adore this asshole (affectionate) with every fiber of their being. And it is very much a reciprocated feeling, but Danny's thoughts will not be delved into much other than he would kill for them.

Tucker? The only person currently capable of getting a deep, loud, belly laugh out of Danny. Sam can get him to smile and to laugh, but it's the kind that's a chuckle-under-the-breath. The quiet, looks-down-while-huffing laughter. Snorts once with laughter and then grins stupidly.

But Tucker? Tucker can crack a slew of stupid jokes and Danny will be incapacitated for the next five minutes because he's laughing so hard that he can't breath. He lands one well-timed pun or quip and Danny will be close to tears. His laughter is their favorite sound in the whole world.

Sam is lowkey jealous of this ability, and she's gotten a belly laugh out of Danny a few times. But alas, it is Tucker who wields this power and has gotten it the most times out of the two of them.

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They're also both physically affectionate with Danny as much as possible. It started roughly around when they were 12-ish, a year since they befriended Danny, and they noticed that he sought after touch but never seemed to initiate (and was in some ways repulsed by it). They started slowly being more touchy with him. Hooking a finger around his to lead him somewhere, tapping his wrist, looping arms. Little touches, grabs, etc, to get him used to it, and once he started doing it back they started increasing it.

It's gotten to a point where he will now just. Lay on them. Like a lizard sunbathing on a rock. Leaning on their backs when they're sitting in class before the bell rings, his chin on their heads. He'll talk about anything with his arms looped around their shoulders.

If they're sitting on a couch at either of their houses, he'll lay his legs on theirs. Him and Tucker will press their feet against the other's and try and push against them (newsflash: Danny always wins, Tucker claims its the ghost strength but Danny's been winning since before his accident)

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Naturally, both Sam and Tucker know where Danny keeps his weapons on his person, and are allowed to grab them off of him if they need it. His only requirement is that they don't lose his weapons if they take it and forget to return it immediately.

They both understand how big of a thing this is from Danny, and so they do their best to treat his weapons with a lot of respect and care because they know its his way of saying he trusts them.

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Sam and Tucker are so fond of Danny it's insane. Like fr. That's their goddamn best friend, and they are so protective of him. Emotionally, physically, you name it. They will tear the head off a grown man if they need to, Danny's had scars since he arrived in Amity Park and Sam and Tucker both are going to find the person who put them there and make them pay for it.

One time, Tucker overheard a bunch of upperclass girls speaking nastily about Danny and about the rumors surrounding him, calling him names like 'freak', 'monster', etc. Danny was with him and heard it, and seemingly appeared unbothered by it, even telling Tucker that he was used to such rumors.

Tucker was so furious that hacked into the school system later that night and tanked those girls grades. They were kicked out of their clubs and had to go to mandatory tutoring for the rest of the year. He made sure to leave some way of letting them know it was him who did it.

And Sam doesn't like using her money for things, doesn't like abusing that wealth. So instead, whenever her parents talk bad about Danny, she causes a media incident that has her parents scrambling to deal with. She does something wild, outrageous by her parents' standards.

She heard some boys on the basketball team making fun of Danny once, similar to those girls had. She kicks up a fuss about something eco-unfriendly at school and forcibly holds a protest on the same day of the big home basketball game, forcing them to cancel the event and reschedule to a visiting school.

She anonymously donates money so that there's new uniforms for the team but oops! Looks like she "forgot" to donate enough money for them to get uniforms for all the team members, and strangely enough those boys in particular didn't get them! Looks like they'll have to wait until more money gets donated for the basketball team to get their new, nice uniforms. The old ones look so ratty in comparison, right?

And since the football team gets most of the sport money, that might just take awhile. And if (and when) they kick up a fuss? oops! Off the basketball team you go, :) such unsportsman-like behavior is unfit for the team.

(The only good thing about how corrupt the school system is is that she can use it to her advantage too.)

The both of them know that Danny suspects them for the sudden misfortune falling on these people, but he doesn't call them out on it. He's kinder than he used to be, but not kind enough to vouch for people who speak badly of him. Sometimes, he might just congratulate them on not getting caught.

Because Danny is their wonderful, hurt friend with a "slightly" Blue and Orange Moral code, and enough scars that people have been calling him a criminal (and worse) since he arrived in Amity Park when he was ten. And they'll be damned if he gets hurt anymore.

[starrysupercell]

this may be a weird-ish thing to ask but I was looking for some cool official art of Colette and stuff on here and found a post of yours with official-looking art, but it wasn’t the full image. do you have/can you find the full image of this? this is an entirely voluntary request you do not have to answer this ask!

Not weird to me :> This is that picture in its entirety!

And, I feel like I should make this a Coke master post while I'm at it! Because once I made an incomplete compilation for Fang and someone liked the fact that all the neat Fang pictures were in one spot.

So here you go! Colette may not be the focus in all of these, but she's in every one! I'm not completely sure if it's all of them though.

💝 Bonus:

A lil loop with her buying stuff!

[charizardstolemynickname]

for those in the life series fandom but who aren't on tiktok here is what has been happening the last few days/weeks over there:

1. A music artist does a video on the names of playlists that their song is in

2. In the video maybe 2 life series playlists appear

3. The comments are full of "GOODTIMESWITHSCAR MENTION?!?!" or "NO WAY LIFE SERIES MENTION??"

4. So the artist makes another few videos with a few focused on specifically the life series and one specific song of theirs

5. The fans are still going wild in the comments AND CONVINCE THE ARTIST TO WATCH 3RD LIFE

6. It seems from other posts they have watched 3rd life from DESERT DUO POV

7. Today I see on their story that they are watching third life from the pov of FLOWER HUSBANDS

I am not dumb, I know this is a marketing scheme, HOWEVER worst case, if they are absolutely just watching bits of 3rd life, if not the full series, just to get more views, then that is funnier than any other explanation

I like to think they are ACTUALLY enjoying it, as its their 3rd pov watching

Evidence above ^ the artist is called Sparkbird and they go by they/them in case anyone is curious

[your-fave-is-being-blended]

jschlatt anon here.

blend his viewers as well. thanks.

Jschlatt’s Viewers are being blended!!

You cannot save them.

[aloysarrow]

I just can't get over Furina. Already imagining being alive 500~ years for a god character is kinda a hard existence to put into a genuine perspective when I try to imagine the day to day things for Five Hundred Years. But a human? With a human body and a human mind/psyche? Living for 500 years? I don't think her memory could actually hold it? I wonder how many notes and journals and diaries she maybe kept. Or she had an exceptional memory because of Focalors - still, I find it hard to imagine her brain just containing the memories alone. Remembering details, pulling them up from the dredges of hundreds of years ago? For a human brain? And then the emotional weight of never getting close to anyone. Being alone while surrounded by many others. Of performing the theater of hundreds and hundreds of trials, sometimes hurting those who actually deserved real justice but she could never actually act or it'd break the facade. Her crying in that meeting and surface-level explaining it away and then being believed all the while she is breaking apart in her prison, a prison she doesn't even have all the information for but is committed to in the attempt to keep everyone alive despite not understanding the whole situation.

Screaming.

[sunshinetrinket]

i feel like commentary youtubers are so much harder for me to START watching now. like i get them recommended a lot because i dont watch youtube often and when i do its usually because the commentary youtubers i watch whom upload once a month or less have uploaded. but when i try scrolling and new people get recommended to me, i either see people with nice clean setups who i automatically feel like i cant relate to, or people with takes i just dont really agree with, or, worst of all, people with takes i do agree with that choose really annoying overused and complainy topics for the sake of making frequent videos

[boatemboys]

i honestly dont think my hatred for work is even mental illness related i just really dont want to do something i hate for 40 hours a week for. what. bills? maybe a crumb of food if im lucky

[the-physicality]

so i did watch jocks in jills as per my usual monday routine

[sayaratyriea]

i am craving Creative Activity so badly but law school sucked away my spoons to write by myself… so i’m reliant on friends and rp… and all my friends want to do is play overwatch (which i don’t play and don’t want to) or watch tv shows which is fundamentally less interesting and does not scratch the itch….. the adhd gremlins are shredding my skull from the inside out at this point :( send help

[kos-mos]

Wanted to get into new horizons modding because i got an itch but good lord the state of it is just awful

[skeletalheartattack]

drud that’s a family video you can’t buy games from there

just watch me. i whip my wallet and pull out an original holographic charizard pokemon card. yeah buddy. one of these for one luigi's mansion please. and some pikmin 1 and 2 as sides. and a laarge soda.

[your-fave-is-being-blended]

the vanoss crew from YouTube?

VanossGaming from Youtube is being blended!!

You cannot save them.

[donut-button]

By any chance, does anyone have this advert (their own recording, someone else’s or actually got it from this site from back in the day).

I doubt anyone who frequented this site will ever read this post and just have the file on them but, worth shooting this out there.

From this website here.

[teiasviago]

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[qserasera]

im just ahhhhhhh ; A ;