#i can't tell if u know i'm not dante or not

[stormphantomnightingale]

https://www.tumblr.com/dcxdpdabbles/737569117273456640/there-are-so-many-fics-out-there-where-danny-is?source=share

So after reading this ☝️for the who knows how many time, when an idea or something just popped out. Now we all know that in this magnificent fandom(dpxdc) that Amity is a no go area right? Well what if and I mean what if the Bats after talking with sad trenchcoat man(Yes I called John that and no I will not stop thank you very much) about Amity, Conny goes hesteria cause he outdated and stuff or just didn't know King Phantom but yeah starts talking about Pariah Dark(who is redeemed or just in the dog house cause he pissed of clockwork), ghost zone being dangerous etc etc.

Now this makes the bats assume even more that our space boi Danny is not safe. So what they do? After idk bribing the judge or somehow provide 'proof' of abuse which makes the Fenton's lose custody(Danny is not happy), takes Danny to Gotham(via knockout cause my boi will go feral), then returns back to amity as the furry squad. Do some hacking shit but since they don't know Fenton tech and Fenton thinking(I genuinely believe the Fenton's are Hella smart like Hella smart it might piss of Lex) and probably set up the self destruction system(TUE vibes).[which to normal people is the portal closing shut permanently,data is gone or encrypted by which a Fenton can access idk it's your choice person who decides to read and write or see this interesting].

Now we can make it that either one adult comes back alive or survived the blow due to being heavily ecto contaminated or be a ghost but I'm hoping Maddie (and Jazz) cause guys lets be honest here. Maddie is a beast when it comes to her family and kids, I can tell through canon wise she will literally go through hell, Tartarus, hell even throw hands with some ancients just for her kids. But anyways one Fenton comes back, teams up with Vlad(could be poly or good asshole uncle Vlad) along with the Elinor or Elizabeth(Yes Dani's other name is Elizabeth or Elinor) and Dante to try get Danny back.

Now to our boi we love, care Danny. So we have suspicious, angry and so many emotion Danny Fenton-Wayne. So we Danny who was practically taken away from his safety, his home, family, his friads and into another on in America. Now we can all agree that Danny is not happy about this and not because of the -whole taking me away from my family and no I'm not being in denial they love me so stop talking u ancient poorly dressed furries- It's about something much bigger and we all know, we hate it, despised it and we call it.... ANTI ECTO ACTS or as I like to call THE REBOOT WITCH TRIALS.

So that abomination there is something Danny hates,fears so him being in America puts him in bootleg men in black because of a bitch named Lex Luthor. It's like painting a bullseye on him, a huge ass arrow pointing at him with the signs 'Im a ghost in America come cut me up'. So yeah its bad for him especially when he finds out the Wayne's are sponsoring The furry squad and the justice league which in turn make things worse for him and the ghost zone cause the ghost(and other supernaturals cause u can't tell me, once a vampire or mermaid find out humans are now hunting ghosts they wont immediately assume they are next? Let's cause mass panic with the other supernaturals, witches having PTSD, they tweeking seeing the acts)are demanding blood, war, retribution from the living. So he is in emeny territory trying to survive, try get back to his family and try to calm the other ghost cause they thought he died to the explosion(yeah Danny won't be okay)but never came to the ghost zone so vengeance for the king.

Welp that what came up in mind, u can ignore it, or whatever just thought I share something with yall. But yeah basically for the last paragraph I want maybe the Justice League to either face backlash or punishment for agreeing with the law, cause in most fics we don't get to see what the ghost think or if they forgave em. Cause while the humans(idk why I'm calling people human when I'm human as well) think the Justice league was writing a wrong most will question if this won't happen again. I want the supernatural to actively be upset with them especially those from the magic committee, to question whether they should be trusted seeing as this was a retry of the Salem Witch Trials Era. And to exactly be wary and suspicious of Bruce or just genuinly not trust or like him cause guys let's be fucking honest here while yeah the bats is awesome we forgot one thing he is human flesh and bones, something so fragile in the eyes of all supernatural that they can accidentally squish him because they used to much strength or smth. And suddenly some supernaturals are scared of him? They fear him because of what? His paranoia, his contingencies? Nah that should be a warning cause logically and I mean logically can u tell me straight in my face that u trust this man while knowing he stalks you 30/7, goes through Ur personally stuff without permission btw, breaks in your house when u were at a wrong time, wrong place?? Have either his kids pretend y'all are buddies or your lover just to keep u on a leash?.

And if we are going to do the Lazarus Pits is ectoplasm, then the bats are done for especially Jason. Cause I can tell once the ghost found out the league agreed to the acts be lawful they won't help, cause why help the ones that tried to eradicate them?(how u may ask? Well it's simple, some soon to be fading corrupted ghost escaped when the portal first opened causing massive damage, some deaths etc and maybe the other reason maybe the citizens first cause of the negatives in the show, public enemy number 1 so forth). So the league after failing formed the GIW and soon left Amity thinking the people will be 'safe')

One note, would it be funny if the League of Shadows find out about the Acts and Lazarus pit being ectoplasm and just had straight to Amity for protection and probably swear loyalties to the ghost zone since the be liminal asf lonly to be stopped by Maddie and after some good ol' fashion Fenton style shenanigans, Maddie is either adopted to be the new Demon head or is the demon head??

So yeah that's what came to mind, so tell me what u think.

[emeraldkarma]

Ok so my hyper fixation on aphmau has sparked u again, I've decided to share my little Au with the world because my friends are getting tired of hearing about a minecraft roleplay from... oh god it's been that long? Jeez.

Anyway here is what I'm changing about the base cannon of mystreet before I throw in any crazy AUs like Ein being a decent person and living with Aph and Sylvanna during S2 of PDH or mystreet Dante getting stuck in MCD when everyone ditched him.

So I don't know I can fit my whole four years worth of brain rot in one post so we are going to start with the big blaring walking red flag himself Aaron.

What needs to change?

So so muck For starters, apparently, Aphmau needed to listen to sylvannas internet safety lectures a bit more because SHE STILL GIVES A STRANGER HER ACTUAL PHONE NUMBER!!! Sorry sorry this is a post about Aaron not how nieve aphmau is.

Anyway the guys 18 and is dating aphmau who is probably 14/15. This guy is going off to college in a year and aphmau still talks her stuffed cat and hides in a closet before her first day of high school.

Also at first I defended Aaron becouse I thought he just didn't know how old she was when they were strangers texting each other but they have a whole conversation about how nervous she is ABOUT HER FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL! Sorry again 😔 but if I was Aaron and I found out that the person I was talking to was actually a young girl who was probably fourteen or fifteen (younger actually since they've known each other and have been texting for atleast a couple months) and knowing that I am seventeen or eighteen would break it off and probably unfriend them not keep texting them about it and then start to ask them to reveal there real name.

Then there's the whole like ultima thing I know it wasn't actually written in until like season 4 of mystreet but I have a question 🤔 if darek knew what kind of life was in store for his son having the curse if he feels so bad about having to isolate his son if he knew the curse is a possibility why have him? Why risk have biological children? Or why not stop after milisasa since for some reason the curse only effects the males of a blood line. (You're telling Me the lycan family has never had an all female generation? Is the curse just dormant in females?) I'm changing that we need to change dark put him on the list right above Sylvanna but under KC.

There's also like why are you the alpha of the werewolf pack? Like I get it in highschool but after in season five? You don't know anything about the culture and Daniel ran the highschool pack for four years you don't have to be the alpha now? I genuinely think that was from Jason wanting his self insert to be the ' powerful hot alpha oc trademark do not steal'

So how an I gonna fix this?

Well we are going to start with Aaron's age, He's aphmaus age or well hes sixteen but so were Garothand Laurence. Plane and simple hes sixteen hes a softmore who was homeschooled is life becouse of his secret ultima curse. He does switch schools temporarily for S2 of PHD becouse dark was worried about how frequently Aaron was loosing control and how he still hadn't had a grasp on the curse, I'm gonna get to that hold tight.

That leads me into my next fix how Aph and Aaron met! They were put in the same online schooling class because Rachel is a bissness major, and Sylvanna is the type of mom to make you cry when she helps you study for your spelling bee (she loves her daughter but she does not have enogh patients to be a teacher.) Anyway they meet in the online class and find out they're both into the same things including a popular Online game and being lonely homeschooled kids latch onto each other, (I would imagine that Aaron went under a different name for the homeschooling program since he can't have the media tracking him down or asking questions y'know?) Then once they get to the age were they have phones reluctantly trade Instagram (aph made a separamount. Just for talking to Aaron and not posting pics because her mom follows her mian and Aaron makes his very first acount and only follows aph who goes by Shu on that account.)

Now to fix the lycann family.

Let's start with the curse, like I said makes no sense as to why Dark still had kids with Rachel biological when he Knew what his kids would go through. So the ultima curse effects all offspring male or female and it isn't usually as strong as Aaron's. In my head not being able to control there eyes was grown out of around five years old to seven years old and then there eyes stop turning red without wanting them to they still pose the danger it's just not that hard to control. It's like potty training they learn as they grow up. But for whatever reason Aaron never really grew out of the uncontrollable eyes thing, infact they were almost always red when he was young. This scared Darek who grew up on these stories about what will happen to them if the curse is ever discovered in they're family blood line, (which is why they still hide that they're werewolves.)

Aaron lived his life in solitude while millisa got to go out and experience the world she got to go the boarding schools in Germany and go with mom and dad on they're business trips while he stayed in they're house in falcon claw with either one of his parents or trusted staff. (This is not how millisa sees it BTW but we'll talk about her later.

I hope you enjoyed my brain dump.

[thebestofoneshots]

okok so i just wanted to compliment ur writing in a way i haven’t seen others compliment it and it’s smth that i never see in any literature ever w fem MCs especially fan fiction. i love the way u give the MC a personality and life of her own. i like that’s he can stand up for herself and has hopes and passions that don’t just correlate with the men in the series. this is insane for fan fiction ESPECIALLY cuz it’s x reader. i don’t think u understand how much i appreciate it and it’s one of the reasons i most look forward to ur chapters. she’s not just some dumb silly, small, boy-crazy, and perfect mc and i love that!! teen girls are so complex and u right that so well. anyway love ya 🤍🤍

Aww darling this is so sweet!

And let me tell you, (this is most def gonna be a small rant) I feel like reader-insert fics have a really bad reputation, and I know there are factions of the internet that absolutely despise them but I have to say some of the best fanfiction I've ever read, have been reader inserts.

So, while I do know there are some bad ones (I've seen them and read them), I also think the genre has the potential for greatness. I mean, just think about it, it's kind of like playing a videogame in which you get to choose the character you're playing as, customizing and all that. But nobody goes around criticizing video games where you get to basically self-insert into the narrative, do they? (I mean I suppose they do but that's because people like criticizing stuff)

If Dante did it, why can't we?

Either way, what I mean to say is that I'm trying to be one of those incredibly good writers I've encountered who basically redeem the genre by being single-handedly incredible. Writers like @wkemeup @kquil @embrassemoi @maiden-of-asgard @lokisgoodgirl @lokischambermaid @pseudonymmcwriter @matchavellichor @buckyskorpion @myfictionaldreams and many many more writers out there that time after time deliver incredibly amazing content, that never ceases to amaze me!

I'm starting a Defense Club for Reader fics, who wants to join in?

Also... I'm so glad you guys don't think MC is "miss perfect", because she might be talented but she's also dumb and stubborn as fuck and weaving that into the narrative has been so much fun! I didn't want a Jane Doe, I wanted a strong female character with actual fucking flaws and character growth because I want and need to see her struggle and improve. The whole "she's magically talented thing" does not vibe with me. Even if she is a little bit gifted, but then again, she has to be if she wants to keep up with the marauders.

i love the way u give the MC a personality and life of her own. i like that’s he can stand up for herself and has hopes and passions that don’t just correlate with the men in the series.

Ugh this! So happy this is the impression it's giving because since the start, I tried to have the series pass the Bechdel Test because I want to accurately represent women in the story. And while yes, they are teens and of course, they're thinking about dating, they also have their own issues. And while this is the story of how Vixen, Sirius and Remus end up in a throuple, it is also the story of how Vixen ends up in Hogwarts and deals with her new life there, and that aspect of the story is just as interesting to me as the relationship drama.

Either way, I want to thank you for your nice comments, I've had one hell of a week and this most definitely made me feel a lot better. lysm.

Read Gilded Constellations

[dollivication]

Okay but idk I'm just calling it royal harem!au too lazy to actually give it a name

But um little Nero blurb with no freaky because I didn't know how to segue into it!!! then V's will be next >:)

Nero, who after a long and arduous training session with Dante (Dante was frustrated with Nero getting your attention like a week ago so he had to bully him a lil) just passes out on the castles sort of infirmary, shut up and go with it IDK how this works either.

And then you find him and start taking care of you, carefully taking off his armor and wiping him down with a wet cloth, noticing how much more worn out he is. And if he wasn't convinced you were the one for him, he is now. You're an angel, his angel. Set down from heaven just for himself. He leans into your touch, whimpering from just how good the cool cloth feels against him, and how sweetly you speak to him. He can't tell if its the praise or lack of water that makes him dizzy but he doesn't care to find out.

He's bricked beyond belief, almost crying from how good it feels to be taken care of. It's pure bliss. Till he hears Dante grating voice in his ears and he knows that as soon as he steps onto the training field he will get the floor wiped with him.

🌀🌀 Nero just a little guy Dante needs to leave him alone ALSO SORRY IF IM SENDING TOO MANY REQUESTS PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I EVER BECOME A BOTHER 🙏🙏🙏

🌀NON IM ABOUT TO SHAKE YOU SILLY. NEVA STOP SENDING IN ASKS VRO!!! IT IS LITERAL FUEL AND I LOVE DISCUSSING THESE AUS U COME UP WITH!!! NEVER A BOTHER SOSHUSSH!

nero… nero the critter that he is.. i want to chew on him HES SOOOOFUUUUUUCK!!! I SHIT YOU NOT INWAS DRINKING WATER AND THE WHIMPERING PART MADE IT GO down the wrong pipe LMFAO

NERO WHIMPERING SUPREMACY!!! he’s just sooo drunk on the feeling of yur hospitality in the face of his aching body.. soaking in your compliments and reassurances while gazing at you with dilated pupils it’s almost sickening!! he feels like he’s on fire, his dick is twitching and it’s all just so unfamiliar to him (◞‸◟) </3

especially if yu laik.. let him cuddle his face up to yur cool thigh.. pleaseplease run your hands through his hair tooo!! he knows he’s a little sweaty, but please?? of course he won’t vocalize his wants, but it’s sure nice to dream (＞人＜;) !!!

of course dante has to fuck it all up though.. even if you tell dante to be less of a jerk, he’s just gonna keep sweeping nero :( ..but maybe, just maybe, nero can put up with it if it means you’ll be taking care of him like this again <3

[frozendeity17]

Questioning, Part 2: 26-50

If we're counting fanfiction as books, Sunrise in Exile by Ragdoll. It's MCU fanfic, so if that doesn't float your boat, you have been warned, but I find it good daydreaming material. Frankly, I love their portrayal of FRIDAY. If we're not, then "S." by Doug Dorst and J. J. Abrams. It's a book within a book, with two people trading the fictional library book "Ship of Theseus" and writing out their story in the margins.

@becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys. Elanor's political commentary is both absurdly funny and on-point and she covers several other important topics, such as climate change and celtophobia. Side note, notice how Grammarly tried to autocorrect celtophobia to xenophobia and "gelotophobia", which google tells me is a fear of being laughed at.

Family stuff's private, sorry.

Heights. Actually, it's less heights, and more falling. I can be on top of tall things as much as I want, but the second I approach an edge, my legs start to go shaky and I can't. I can't even step on some high balconies.

Antidisestablishmentarianism. I have no clue what it means, the rhythm of it is just nice.

"The Silent Patient" by Alex Michaelides, "The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo" by Taylor Jenkins Reid, and "The Bullet That Missed" by Richard Osman. If I get any others, I've heard that "Cain's Jawbone" and "Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe" are both very good.

The Owl House or Steven Universe. Yes, I know the latter's everything, especially the ending, was problematic, but the songs are chill and nostalgic, and I can enjoy things while also recognizing that they're not good.

Self-ID shit is always the hardest, I don't fuckin know. I do reblog some fan shit, but not that much.

I don't really know. I've always just kinda done my own thing.

If I had to pick, probably "The Bachelor" or something like that. Good for fatigue nights, where you don't have the mental strength to watch anything more intellectually stimulating, (if even that) but not much else.

Don't have one. Never been one for superstition. if I had to pick, though, 17 feels right.

Hydrangeas. We have a bush in the front garden, and it's always so pretty in the summer. Tulips are very beautiful too, and there are these tiny purple flowers that grow in my neighbor's garden that always pop up right around the start of spring.

Opal's gorgeous, as well as peacock ore.

I'm going for a full sunrise ombre, from dark blue at the top to yellow at the bottom.

I am *not*. Changing or skipping over history is a recipe for disaster - for the universe for the former, and for me for the latter. I refuse to be the one to deal with such nonsense.

A good steak with peppercorn sauce, and creamy mashed potatoes with beef gravy.

Either Brownie a la Mode, Cookie Dough, or Dulce de Leche. No, I will not be deciding.

Margaret Thatcher. Gonna shove her face in some mashed potatoes and peas.

7-in-1 Shampoo, Conditioner, Soap, Mouthwash, Toothpaste, Car Coolant, Hair-Gel. Hey, it covers all of the basics, even if it's not the best in the market for any of them.

When I'm camping, especially in the summer, the very early morning, just after the sun rises. Fog hangs over the area where I camp like a cloud at that time, and it's stunningly beautiful yet terrifyingly eerie. Anytime else, the afternoon. Early enough to not be exhausted and a good time to get shit done, but it doesn't have the lazy, chill vibes morning does.

I do not, but thank you. So are you, :).

I've wanted to learn Irish Gaelic for a long while now, but unfortunately, my audial processing is bad enough in English, so that might be a while in the making. Spanish, French, or Mandarin all seem like they'd be very useful to learn.

Strawberries are awesome, but I'll never turn down a good apple, and blueberry muffins in particular are great.

The characters from The Owl House. ITts going to be amazing, yet incredibly chaotic. I love it already.

Aww, thank u boo :D. ILY2.

[bakerstreetdetective]

There no use to lying to Mashu. She been with him long enough to know when he lying. He take the cloth as he don't want to get blood on her floors. Neatly folding it like a gentleman after he done.

"Minor damages to my saints graph. Nothing i can't sleep off. That the blessing and the curse of this city i suppose. I'm summoned at the EXACT moment i was before my departure. I'm not fully a agent of the foreign star yet neither am i truly as i was. I am a living paradox."

Holmes himself now a status even he can't truly tell as he sense the relief in her expression.

"You were thinking what if it was Dantes didn't you? The man is loud, a bit crude sometime and French but Edmond Dantes the man who was betrayed wouldn't betray others. His will is to much for even the Foreign star. "

A reassurance. Holmes and Edmond Dantes don't interact daily. But Holmes do understand the man who climbed out from the deepest darkest pit of despair. He is fiercely loyal to Ritsuka and his might of will even stronger then Holmes.

He sooner burn his saint graph to ash then side with the Foreign Star....then that begs the question why DID Holmes agree then? Douman agreed out of vengeance. Murmasa was just here for a job. Kirei Kotomine here to witness change....why did Sherlock Holmes agree?

"Do take extra precaution in watching master and be wary if the last discipline ever arrive. While we don't know his skills or his methods fully. He does have one advantage over all the other problems that come before. He be more prepared then any other enemies you face. Have back up plans for your back up plans."

Holmes finish the tea. He could stay longer but....the time getting late as he get up from his seat.

"I should be on my way.....it was nice chatting with you again like old times. Do me a favor? Spend some times with U Olga also. Her mind might have no memories of who she was. She have the power to unravel all of us and this city. But at her core she still the lonely girl looking for a friend. I always be here a phone call away and long as i'm still me. You can always ask me for any advice or just vent a little if you need to.."

A small bow....as Holmes head toward the door. Their status have change....those feelings in one heart have not.

Mashu nodded — despite three of the Apostles intended to be guides for Chaldea, their mastermind wouldn't have simply set them loose without the security of their adversaries' anonymity until the time came to engage them. And she was hesitant about dredging up information if it put Holmes at risk of unravelling his defection, compelled by whatever might be mixed into his Saint Graph if he was meant to be an Alter Ego like Murasama, Rasputin and Douman. Chaldea lost him once and she understood well reunions here were subject to the Stars — and they might turn joyous affection into weapons of mutual destruction if they so fancied.

Whilst the concentration on the detective's face showed itself, Mashu sat on the edge of her seat with preparation to stand and urge him back should there appear any sign of strain or danger to his being. They might be searching for the truth, but he was far more important than answers that might come in time. From the flames, Oberon's smirk as he warned her of seeking the truths ahead of their page in the story pierced through in venomous black.

Blood. "Holmes—" He was bleeding. A thin trail leaking from his nose spurned the Shielder onto her feet to fetch a tissue, unable to move from the spot before a name parted his lips.

Cagliostro...

The shining smile of the French queen as pure as her crystal steed replaced that of the abyss, a heart brimming with love for all despite the dismantlement of her legacy by scorn and fabrications. What would she feel, seeing someone close to her warping the world into a vacant platform for Marisbury's terrifying intention?

"...Marie".

What the Apostle's motivations might be lingered in Mashu's mind whilst stepping forward and reaching for the box resting on the kitchen worktop to offer Holmes. "Are you alright? Do you still feel yourself? You haven't... done damage to yourself just to tell me this, have you?" The cloth draped across her palm extending out, wanting to take hold if there might be even a shred of doubt in an act he might put on to ease her thoughts.

"Anyone would presume Caster would be the class of an alchemist, but all of the Apostles have belonged to Extra Classes — we're best off presuming the same is the case of the Count... Cagliostro". It might be necessary, as Holmes himself suggested, to take the hypothesis with a grain of salt, but it was still a lead. And just as importantly, he hadn't answered with Edmond Dantes.

[arc-gx]

hi dante!! hiii

hi it is me dante the person who loves soup i am the soup lover i am the soup soup for fall the mutuals uhh uhhh. cat. cat soup. no. cats and soup. soup cat. coup. sat. 👍

[imastrangeone98]

Happy... Holidays?

(A/N: Lmaoooo it just dawned on me that Christmas is almost here in America so @philistiniphagottini here is something for u~~~ I decided to just stick with my fanfic roots and go back to dmc- hope u don't suffer holiday burnout like I do!!)

"Dante... What the actual fuck is this?"

You stare at the horrific chaos on the table: bottles of expensive liquor half-opened, glasses of said liquor lines up on rows, boxes upon boxes of unopened pizza, and the largest pack of marshmallows you had ever seen in your life. And among the mess sat an equally messy half-demon, dressed in a disheveled Santa Claus suit, the hat hanging precariously on his silvery head.

He gives you a mischievous smile, one that clearly tells you he's not remorseful in the slightest about ruining your nice dinner table. "Happy holidays, babe~ Wanna make some cocktails?"

"Fuck no, you know I don't drink," you huff with a roll of your eyes. "Also, it's only Christmas Eve; Lady and the others won't be here till tomorrow! And you're just starting to ruin my table-"

"Aw, chillax, babes! I'll help you clean up the second we're done!" He grabs you by the hips and snuggles up against you, his stubble tickling your collarbones. "And I know you don't drink; I'm just experimenting with some cool stuff that the others could try tomorrow, and I could just use some advice!"

You sniff the air. "You smell that?"

"Smell what?"

"Smells like your bullshit." You tap him on the nose, and he barely blinks at you in surprise. "I know you're just looking for an excuse to get drunk."

"I'm part demon; I can't get drunk," he mumbles against your skin. "Anyway, you don't need to try the drinks or anything; I already kinda figured out what I wanna give out tomorrow-"

"So you literally just lured me out here for nothing-"

"No I didn't, you came out all by yourself!" He nudges you with his head. "But it's good that you did; let's get to the actual event and roast some marshmallows!"

"I literally just brushed my teeth-"

"Psh, excuses excuses!"

He grabs your hand and drags you over to the kitchen, handing you a prepped skewer, and ignites the old gas stove. You then spend what feels like hours standing there with him, roasting marshmallows on a dying gas stove that Dante has to routinely kick the side of to keep the flames going.

"...Y'know, I haven't done anything like this since my mom died," he suddenly says to you. When you glance up at him in shock, he simply has a nostalgic smile on his lips. ""Didn't really have a reason to. But it's nice, y'know? I've spent so long dwelling on how it ended to remember that there were some good times too." He looks at you, a warm glow on his face that makes your face heat up. "You get me, yeah?"

You blink, and you rule that the heat in your cheeks is simply because of the fire. But you grin at him, and you know what he's trying to say without even a word. "Yeah. I get you."

He blows out the fire on his very burnt marshmallow and shoves the thing into his mouth. "Let's make hot cocoa." And while he busies himself with filling up the kettle and grabbing some chipped mugs, he asks you, "Hey, you got any fun holiday stories?"

"I'm sure I can rack one up. What do you wanna hear?"

"Your family... If you've got any to tell."

Your eyes widen, but you can't help but smile, even if he can't see you. You already know how he feels anyway. "Alright. How about I tell you the one where my dad nearly fought a moose?"

"Sounds good, let's hear it."

So you do, and through it all, you see the corners of his mouth tilt in what was very much a genuine smile.

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A/N: I wrote this while walking on my treadmill and dear god my thighs burn. But holy shit I suddenly thought of this idea and had to write it

Also I know we promised to not write anything but I couldn't resist so plz don't be angry at me oh mighty naga 🥲😅

[belamcandas]

dante has never been good at relationships. ever. anything serious and dante goes running the opposite direction. in fact, there have been many articles written just how much of an asshole dante really is, tell alls on what it's like dating dante dominguez herrera, can't keep a relationship but can send a u up? message at the most inconvenient time. he blames his dad for the skewed way he sees relationships. if his mother was nothing to cherish then why bother? they rub the back of their neck, smelling the smoke in their nostrils, it's a comfort. when they're not touring they pick up their bad habits. dante has been working on soundtracks again, keeping his voice saved for only special events. he can afford to not sing for a while. seeing omar approach they smirk moving over so he can sit down next to him. it's easy with omar. they don't like each other, barely tolerate each other, but they have a common goal. but tonight has been weird, dante has drank enough to go somber and think of how much more they could have been if they had tried -- and the deep crevices of their mind they think of how less they are in comparison to their siblings. it's a hard pill to swallow. "as if i'd waste my poncey little mouthwash on you," dante says with another smirk, inhaling again, letting the smoke sit in his longs, twice, and then letting it out. "i do," dante says, grabbing the cigarettes out of his front pocket. "if you react badly to it i'm leaving you on my front steps, just so you know." he shows omar his canine-like smile before grabbing his lighter. "taking up my bad habits huh," he says a little smugly, leaning back against the concrete steps. "you'll give me an even bigger complex," dante says, passing the cart of cigarettes, letting his hands linger for a moment before pulling back.

"anybody ever tell ya those are bad for you?" omar quips quietly as he approaches, hands in his pockets. omar has a lot of vices, but cigarettes have never been one of them, "better use some damn mouthwash when we go inside." he half-teases, sitting on the step just below dante's. he rests his elbows on his knees, glancing over at them. he doesn't say anything for a long time. it's not like he and dante often engage in a lot of meaningful conversation anyway. it's mostly gentle bullying and 'u up?' texts. or nothing at all. but just when omar had thought they were back to ghosting one another... a text. he's just thankful that he didn't break the virtual silence first this time. he's keeping it chill, obviously. and everybody knows the way to be so chill is to just ignore someone for weeks. it's mature, too. he cocks his head just sightly and gestures to the beer, "ya got more of those?" a vice he'll indulge in. and dante's another.

[dexpairs-blog]

The dorm leaders with an italian MC

I've been thinking about making this for a while lol. Also, for reasons MC is from North Italy, but it's barely mentioned so you'll notice if you squint. I'm also gonna do a more accurate version with the first years.

THIS SHIT HAS BEEN WAITING ALMOST A YEAR AMD NOW IT'S DONE LETS GOO

MC USES THEY/THEM PRONOUNS IN ENGLISH AND HE/HIM PRONOUNS IN ITALIAN SINCE THERE'S NO GENDER NEUTRAL PRONOUNS FOR ITALIAN.

@poketalefan1993 COME GET YO FOOD

No proof read, cringe(it's old and for some reason reading fanfics in my own lenguage cringes me out lol)

Riddle Rosehearts

Would be very interested in your culture, especially the history.

If you talk about your world's literature he'll listen to you like a kid listening to his grandparent telling him a story.

PLEASE MAKE HIM READ DANTE'S INFERNO I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HE'LL DIG THAT SHIT UP IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.

Is a bit startled by how much you gesticulate but eventually he'll find himself doing some of those as well-

If you have a potty mouth like me, i don't raccomend teaching him anything in italian cause he can and WILL lecture you about not using such inapt words.

If you call him petnames in italian he'll blush like crazy.

If you do teach him stuff in italian he'll whisper words like "i love you".

His favourite italian pet name is "amore mio"!

Leona Kingscholar

Doesn't care💀

Literally, he won't exactly give a fuck until you stubbed your toe against a piece of furniture in his room and made every possible saint fall from the sky.

This mf laughed at you-

Then you started calling him names too.

"oOH MA CHE CAZZO TI RIDI PEZZO DI ME-" (what the fuck are you laughing at you piece of shi-).

"what the fuck was that MC-"

"italian?"

"oh, ok."

I don't really see him taking all that much interest in where you're from??

But if you do wanna tell him he'll actually listen to you very carefully.

Sometimes would like to whack you in the head with how loud you can be, but doesn't because he loves you😝.

He particulary likes when you whisper words in your first lenguage while he's laying in your lap, he finds it really soothing.

Loves and hates how touchy are. You should be touchy only with him.

Azul Ashengrotto

(also, Sorry for my rusty dialect 😭 i barely speak it cuz my mom doesn't want me to but i can understand well. Also dialects are not the same in all Italy keep that in mind).

Dumping you with my headcanon that he lives in the twisted wonderland version of Italy.

He already knows the lenguage honey.

Doesn't really say anything at first, well, until FLOYD forces asks you to teach him dialect.

He was going to check on the lounge when he heard a familiar voice speaking a dialect that he seems to recall.

" "crocai" means seagulls, Floyd. Leave me alone!" You replied trying to distance yourself as much as you could from Floyd, when you suddenly heard a smooth voice from behind.

"Ah, MC. Non sapevo parlassi anche tu dialetto!" ("Ah MC, i didn't know you spoke dialect as well!")

"ti che casso vostu?" ("What the fuck do you want?")

"Floyd, please leave my starfish alone. you can go entertain yourself with the other guests." He told him, earning a grunt and a pout from the taller male who eventually left.

"quanto a noi... Perché non mi hai mai detto che parlavi una seconda lingua, tesoro?" (As for us... Why did you never tell me you spoke a second lenguage, sweetheart?")

Not really mad about it, just a bit surprised.

Having convos with him in italian is actually pretty nice.

I'm sorry but his italian accent is beautiful, it's Canon cause i'm Disney.

Kalim Al-Asim

Baby boy is super excited when he finds out! :)

You would be in Scarabia chatting and you keeping an eye on him for Jamil.

At some point the lenguage topic drops and you excitedly tell him about your first lenguage.

At some point you tell him that "porco dio" means "you're beautiful" and he excitedly runs off to tell Jamil. Jamil can't be bothered with your bullshit.

Please make him something he loves Ur cooking.

He'll call you nicknames in his first lenguage if you call him nicknames in yours <3

Vil Schoenheit

Why are you so damn loud.

Why do you move your hands like that.

Why are you so blunt.

WHY DO YOU NOT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY.

No don't touch him calm down jfc.

You're gonna give him a headache.

Very much thrown off by your vibe, he comes to appreciate it tho.

Still thinks you should start caring more.

Please don't teach Epel cuss words in italian. Don't. He's begging you.

Idia Shroud

You're literally his worst nightmare. STOP IT.

Jk you don't .

He learns to appreciate how laidback you are and that you know how to have fun.

He still cannot handle phisical affection though.

Do the cheek kiss greeting and he's dead.

He secretly wants to see jojo's part 5 because you said it takes place in your home country.

Idk how to write idia despite the fact i kin this MF i'm sorry.

Malleus Draconia

VERY MUCH INVESTED IN YOUR CULTURE.

Yes child of man tell him more about Reinassance.

PLEASE HE'D BE OBSESSED WITH THE ARTS OF ITALY.

WDYM LEONARDO DA VINCI INVENTED A MACHINE THAT CAN FLY!?😦 humans are so interesting.

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME D'ANNUNZIO ACTUALLY DID *THAT*!??(not explaining this one, if you know you know.)

TELL HIM ABOUT ROMEO AND JULIET PLEASE DO. (i am very much away it's written by a brit, bit in Italy you can visit Juliet's house so ya.)

Is actively looking for a way for y'all to to back to your world so he can take you on a date in Verona.

Also not a fan of how touchy you are with others, but LOVES how affectionate and romantic you are❤️

[rudolphsboyfriend]

for the 3 things ask game I pick numbers 3, 6 and 9

(also go drink some water and if you’re currently reading a book/watching a show pls tell me about it <3)

Thanks for the ask!!

3: 3 songs that mean smn to you

Ok so no. 1 is Young And Beautiful by Lana Del Rey bcuz. Ok mini storytime

I've only ever crushed on two people and one of them is my best friend of 5 years (this story is frm a few years ago). So i rlly liked her and uh. One night i was like oh what the hell and i told her and turns out SHE liked ME too that was one of the happiest nights of my life <3 anyway yeah right after That conversation i sent her this song and i was like hey this reminds me of u and she was like kjfjfjeeee thank u it reminds me of u too

So that song just takes me back to the very nervous but extremely happy wreck that i was that night <3 we didn't work out romantically in the end but she's still one of my closest friends and one of my few ride or dies in life.

Uh song 2. is Leaving On A Jet Plane by John Denver cuz when i was younger my mom and dad worked on oppostie sides of the country, and i lived w my mom. He visited every chance he got (which wasn't a lot) and whenever we parted again he'd sing me this song. I didn't cry much as a kid but this song got me damn near tears everytime and still does.

Then like 12 years ago my dad's job moved to the same place as my mom's and now we all live together

3 is Long Live by Taylor Swift cuz I've passed out of school, and that song just reminds me of all the friendships i had and the memories i made. Especially in my last two years of school which were the best because my classmates those years were absolutely amazing and I'm still mad covid robbed me of so many potential memories w them

6: 3 characters that inspire you

Uhh Dante Quintana from aaddtsotu, Tohru Honda from Fruits Basket, and Tadano Hitohito frm Komi-san Can't Communicate (last two r from animes so u might not know but I'd be glad to tell u abt them if ur interested)

9: 3 things to do on a rainy day

Stand on my balcony and just feel the breeze+a few raindrops on my face, make a cup of hot chocolate and read by the window, take a nap to the sounds of rain falling <33

I'm actually reading a bunch of books rn but this post is getting a bit long so I'll send u asks abt them in a bit :))

Send me asks!

[stonedsoul]

the trio :) donna toby josh pls

The Trio!!! I love them!!! (also love that u literally could have ended this after 'the trio' and I would've known exactly who u were talking about)

I've answered for josh here (literally as I'm writing this u liked the post sjdjdk but I'm still gonna link it for other people's convenience) @shannonhutchins I'll answer the donna part here cos hopefully these 2 aren't gonna be as long

Donnaaaa <<<3

I feel like it would be blasphemous to not start off with aroace donna, that's like. my whole thing lmao. The longer I have this hc the more sex and romance repulsed she gets so. I rlly like the idea of being romance repulsed tho it also does make sense. See I feel like she's the kind of aro who rlly likes romance in theory, who's always loved the idea of being in a relationship and this grand romance, but like physically Cannot when it's applied to themselves. Also this leads to her convincing herself for a long time that she likes josh when she rlly doesn't, but because she does genuinely love him! And it seems like. It seems like the kind of thing that should lead to a relationship so she convinces herself of that, and it's only when amy asks if she's in love with josh that she realises she isn't.

Autistic and adhd Donna go brrr. I've only recently started Actually thinking about this, but it's so good. I think there's more actual evidence for adhd donna then autistic donna?But it makes sense for her to have both in the way that they kind of cancel each other out sometimes? They rlly don't my brain can attest to that but in the way they present ig I meant . But I'd have to watch the earlier seasons again to look for it. Late seasons donna is masking a lot tho. She definitely masks very well anyways, just consequences of growing up as an autistic girl. I think donna expresses her hyperactivity through talking a lot, also all the trivia stuff is just hyperfixations (u telling me the skiiing wasn't a hyperfixation? ok). Also I like the idea of her having a language special interest. Oh also she does the t-rex hands All the time josh teases her about it so much.

Ok umm this one is just Donna's family ig? I've been thinking a lot about it cos I'm writing a fic to do with it but anyways. (Also I honestly can't remember what she said about her parents in the Supremes so this probably doesn't align with that sorry) She's not rlly close with her family, she is pretty close with her cousin Beatrice tho. I read a rlly good fic where her mum was called Nerida and I've kind of stolen that. Her dad is called Colin cos that's absolutely hilarious to me. She has 4 siblings, yes that's quite a lot ik but writing big families is fun. So the oldest is Dante, he's like 5 years older than the rest of them, her mum had him pretty young, then the girls, Isabella, Maddalena then Donnatella are all fairly close in age, then Donna has a younger brother who's like 10 years younger than her called Liam. Kind of hc that her dad left a few years after she was born and thats when they moved to madison, but then he came back before Liam was born. So she's definitely a lot closer to her mum, although like I said she's rlly not that close to anyone in her family. Also don't think she had a lot of friends as a child, she was just rlly lonely. Her mum's a direct immigrant from Italy, and Donna always feels bad about not knowing about that side of her family. Her interest in languages started when she started teaching herself italian.

President Donna Moss my beloved!!! I just think she should get to be president I think she'd be good at it :) I think. 2022. It's only fair that the republicans get two goes, but then it's Donna's turn >:) I think her and josh get married for political purposes, her because she knows it will be easier for her to get elected if she's married, him because he thinks it was be cool to be first lady. I don't have anything else to say I don't know how the presidency works. Which is probably good this is getting very long.

Donna listens to vocaloid music. Asksks I will not shut up about this sorry. It doesn't even make sense chronologically. I think Donna and music in general is definitely a thing, probably a special interest ngl, but something she's very into. Also I feel like she definitely would like a lot of 'cringy' things, so vocaloid makes sense. Also a lot of the themes explored in vocaloid do make sense for Donna. She probably watches anime as well tbh, she's a bit of a weeb. Definitely started learning Japanese.

Toby Zachary Ziegler >:)

Autistic toby!!!! Rlly obsessed with this one atm actually I just think it makes sense :) He's not very good at the whole socialising thing, I also think he's bad at eye contact and also is very sensitive to touch. The stimming is honestly canon, both the rubber ball and just the stuff he does with his hands I dunno lmao. Also... there's something about his honesty that feels very autistic. Special interests in planes and poetry I said what I said. I also truly believe with all my soul that he goes non verbal. I don't think he's diagnosed, I like the idea of him figuring it out after josh tells him about his adhd and he goes off to do research about it. Whether he gets diagnosed after that is up to u. He had the classic starts speaking very late experience, but no one rlly cared enough to look into it more, they were just like he'll start speaking eventually, which I mean. he did.

Ace toby!!!! While I think it makes sense in canon, it's not rlly based on canon lmao I just thought it would be cool so dunno rlly what to say. I think he's fairly sex-favourable when his sensory sensitivities allow, I also rlly like the idea of him wearing an ace ring. I think he's bi-romantic, he definitely has been openly queer for a while, definitely was involved with some queer activism in his younger days, I don't know when exactly he'd encounter the term asexual? But it's something that he'd know immediately fits him. Also I think it makes his whole thing with andy in s4 a lot more interesting, cos like it's implied that they were just hooking up right? But if toby's doing that just because he still has romantic feelings for her and he feels like that's the only way he can be with her even though it's something he doesn't want to do, then damn.

Agender toby!!!! Akdsk why am I just cycling through the As? I don't know if he actually identifies as that? But he doesn't rlly feel any connection to his gender, like he's fine with presenting masculine and using he/him pronouns, but he doesn't ever rlly feel like a man. I think he never rlly questioned it, but he's having these conversations with josh about gender and he realises he doesn't rlly get what josh is talking about cos he doesn't have a connection to his gender, but he also like doesn't do anything with this information he's just like ok cool I guess.

Ok no more As sadly, this hc is just that basically toby kind of adopts donna. (I could have probably turned that into an a but eh). I think he's always respected Donna, but he has never rlly that close with her, he just kind of viewed her as oh thats Josh's assisstant, but that starts to change after rosslyn. I think the defining Moment for them tho, is when Toby tells her about the ms. Now he already does trust her at this point to be telling her about it, but I think that's when he realises that she's something special and formally takes her under his wing. He pushes her to get more job opportunities, he teaches her stuff he knows about politics, all that. Because of this I also think it hurt him when Donna left the white house for russell, not in the same way as josh, but he still felt betrayed. Also along with Jed the first person to realise she could be president.

After leaving the white house Toby goes into more radical politics. I dunno, why not.

[shiro-0197]

aw shiro, my love, don't worry about it!! i only hope you're okay and safe :d please only reply when you're free, and don't feel bad about it!! >:(

my day yesterday was okay, i've just been relaxing, and studying occasionally. went out to explore a nearby town too, it's so pretty there. and much colder (since it's a highlands) of course!! Today was great too. I bought doughnuts (they're amazing?? I love doughnuts), and I had instant ramen, but it was SO spicy I nearly died. (Three bottles of water later, because someone finished all the milk in the household *cough* me *cough*) and I'm still just reeling. Sucks having such low spice tolerance HAHA. I'm listening to some old school hip-hop rn, while typing this out :D how were your two days?

here are some i'll be using to teach english :d and that would honestly be much appreciated, he's getting on my last nerve rn. (I included the first few, what do you think?)

thats such a priceless feeling i so totally agree. you're so precious 🥺🥺 i'm sure they're prouder thank you imagine. you're so dedicated!! i'm sure all that extra research you've done will definitely pay off. it's good that you know what the job is roughly like, so you'll be really prepared when you finally do start it. you know that one scene, in the 2nd season of the great pretender? when the chinese mafia boss emphasizes the importance of a translator in literally everything? (like that book award example) i may be getting the thing muddled up, but i found that so cool. like yeah, a book or speech could be absolutely beautiful, but if everyone can't enjoy it due to it being a different language, it would be such a shame. i just find translators really important. sorry, i'm really dorky haha 🥺🥺

awww but i think your personality type is wonderful. a lot of my favourite characters are intj (they're all so precious istg grrrr) yes!! i was in a tooru brainrot yesterday too 😭😭😭 (saw a bunch of couples on my walk, and I was like "if only Tooru was real grrrr") and yes?? there'd be so much to learn from each and every one of them. dedication from hinata, savage lines from tsukki, kindness from yams/yachi, how to be a dork 101 from atsumu. aaaah 😭😭i'm sorry they're all so wonderful.

No pftttt I totally feel you. I saw some people without masks today and I was like "bro wtf" and just really loudly said "I sure hope everyone starts following the rules so the cases don't increase" because I'm a lil bitch like that xD

awww okay!! I'll definitely keep that in mind. Mayo makes everything better, tbh >.< aww that's understandable! I don't have specific preferences but hearing the phrase "soggy cheese" makes me want to cry somewhere :( I don't like nuts in chocolate. I'm very passionate about that? XD ikr??

I'm surprised too, I usually never pass on murder, but I guess you're just special like that 👉👈 sir I'd get married to you as many times as you'd like 😼 oops sorry for being cheesy, but—you like cheese ;)

U

I won't ask why, don't worry. Since I kinda feel the same about Malaysia tbh. It's a love hate relationship, I think HAHA but yeah 😣😣 i don't look up to US at all, and it sucks because people generally do. And I'm just like ;-; why (no offense to Americans tho lol)

is that even legal omg they're so chaotic?? XD how cute tho. Angel does stuff like that all the time too, but I'd never know that when I first met her (she has the most perfect exterior, and then when you get to know her; she's the biggest dork) Schools opening on the 20th, I can't wait to see her then :] (I can, however, wait for the exams which are scheduled for the 25th ugh)

peanut butter is indeed yellow, not up for discussion hehe :) here's my favourite hues!! I love gentle, soft hues like these (pastels) , for yellow; I don't have a favourite. they're all wonderful

ahhh no that's so precious of you!! :)) I'm smiling rn.

yeah skdhskdjsk I'M JUST SO GRRR. Whenever someone goes "hey Ari can you ______" and we both respond?? The tension?? In the air?? Bro skdjskks. 😔🤚 You share a name with one of the most precious characters too tho!!;

This is Shiro from Voltron hehe. I love him so much, just like I love you (tho I'm sure we both know I love you more <3)

I share a name with a book character. His name is Aristotle Mendoza, but his crush-turned-boyfriend calls him "Ari" (which has been my nickname since I was 12). Reading it for the first time was the BEST feeling ever. It's also my favourite book, "Aristotle and Dante discover the secrets of the universe".

—Ari :D (no pfttt I love the tag so much. I have my own tag, that's like the best thing ever 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺)

Heyyy I'm so sorry for answering so late!! I know you said not to apologize but..... well hmm no excuse I just feel like apologizing, but either way thank you for your patience!!♡ This is the third time I'm rewriting this, and this time I'm doing this in my notes because fuck it😔

Im glad to hear that!! Highlands are always so pretty. Wish we had those here, but it's only steppe here:( Boring~ ooh, donuts!!! They're really good. I havent much, but I tried them like 3 times and they're so good. I really hope I will get to eat more<3 also WHAT'S THOSE NOODLES' NAME I WANNA KNOW- Are you feeling okay now, though? XD

My days were nice!!! Felt as if I had been hiding three bodies, but I've been feeling better lately. We had online school yesterday so I'm excused from the errands for the half of the day, thankfully. But your messages make me very happy. Though I dont always feel like writing a response (or I get stressed because it doenst save) so very sorry for that😔

Ohh those look so pretty!! I'd totally join to just look at them. The colors are so nice🥺 it looks like one of our olympiad prep slides, though better. I dont have the screenshots sadly😩 Either way I really love the little details like the squiggly thingies or the Ж .... they seem unnecessary but the energy changes a lot without them hehe

I really hope they will be🥺 that'd mean a lot to me. And I'm also really hopeful itll work out. I really don't wanna disappoint my family, which is literally just one person. The less people there are, the more it hurts, you know?

Yeah, that scene meant so much to me!! I dknt remember much, but I was very happy they said something like that, because I've been told being a translator wont work out for me. Now look at me, I'm about to tell them to fuck themselves<3 I was also so surprised to see Laurent know that many languages ..... I aspire to be like him😩 And honestly, I havent though so deep of that but you opened my eyes and now I'm about to float off into the next universe😭 dont apologize though, its very cute!!!♥︎♥︎

Heheh, I guess you're right.. every single anime INTJ is a silent sexy mastermind and I love them . ... YEAH every single time I see a passing couple i cry because I dont have anyone 😡💔 and sometimes when I see people doing something amusing (which includes people failing cuz I'm evil) I just imagine one of the characters doing that and I smile all the way xD Honestly, I'd sell my father on black market for a single day with one of them:( though that may sound like a really low price because his cigarette filled lungs wouldnt cost a lot... I sound like my 7th grade self again I'm so sorry

BAHQHHANEJWJD I HOPE THEY WERE EMBARRASED. I HOPE THEY FELT AWKWARD AND OTHER PEOPLE DID TOO, they deserve it. Like, learn your lesson bitch, it's been a year!

Yeah!!! I love mayo, not to the point where I would gulp it down from the package, but it does make dishes taste good. Same, soggy cheese on itself sounds like a dish served in the ninth circle of hell. You should try nuts in honey!! Like, just straight up dip them in honey. Sounds weird, and it doesnt always taste NEJFJKSKF (depends on the honey)but I think it's worth trying xD Walnuts are the best with honey I think

That was so funny ... TOO FUNNY, I LAUGHED FOR LIKE . 3MINUTES STRAIGHT and I do not laugh when I'm tired. You really are special 😭😭😭😭 cheesy ... HAHRNFJJSF

I'm so sorry for being a bully like that but it's so funny how you left a single U there . Its so mysterious, was it in purpose? Or were you lost in the excitement if messaging me?

I was one of those people, honestly 😭 but mostly because I wasnt aware of its political condition, I guess. Maybe theres more than just politics that's bad about US, but honestly, it has more opportunities than this hellfire. Though now I'm more into Norway and Japan. Really wanna travel there :(

Heheh, yeah, we never really show off to strangers at first. I dont know what exactly I mean by we, but you get my point ♡ Good luck though!! I hope it goes well for you<3

Oh they looks so pretty!! They're really wonderful. Like bubblegum and cotton candy and literally anything sweet... it's so cute !!! And I totally agree, there isnt a bad yellow.

HAHAH, honestly, that reminds me of how there were 4 people with the same name in my class, and whenever the teacher did the attendance thing, they would all stand up. Teachers usually dont say the last names, so we always gotta ask which person they mean if theres more than one person with that name, so yeah.. That happened on accident at first, but then they just did it for trolling xD

OH MY GOD HES SO PRETTY? HES SO PRECIOUS?? HUHHH??? I gotta thank Kuro for this wonderful opportunity of sharing a name with someone like .... him🥺

Oh that's so cool!! Also, he has a boyfriend ... I really need to start reading xD it's so cute though! It sounds like such a good book, I'm glad you share a name with him, hehe!!

I also share my real name with one of the characters in a kids' show, and its SO ugly, I'm in pain. Every time my friends see one of those on TV they go

Which is a pain in the ass, it's so embarrassing...........

Awh, okay!! I'm glad you love it, cuz I do too. Because it's your name.... cuz I love u. That was so lame PLEASEJWJDJSJF I HOPE YOUR DAY WAS GREAT !!! LOVE YOU

[thedyingmoon]

💙 Chat Buddies ( ?! ) 💙

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Day 6

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~ Two days later ~

Nero: Kyrie

Kyrie: Nero? How did the mission go?

N: Its ok. Were on our way home.

K: Wait, is something bothering you?

N: Actually

N: Its abt Vergil

K: Nero!

N: I mean Dad!

N: Yeah its abt him

K: Did you two get into a fight?

N: No

N: Not that

N: I mean...

N: Yesterday before I left for the mission

N: I saw him talking on the phone w/ someone

K: Yes, and?

N: And hes

N: Ahhh......

K: Nero?

K: Are you okay? What's wrong?

N: Whats he doing now?

K: Wait for a moment, I'll check.

~ A few moments later ~

K: He's in the garden

N: Ok?

K: That's it.

N: Thats it?

K: Nero what are you trying to say?

N: Kyrie I know he spends a lot of time in the garden

N: What I mean is

N: Is he doing something else other than chilling there alone?

N: Kyrie?

N: Answer me pls

K: He's talking to someone on the phone.

N: Again?!

K: Nero it's only completely normal that he talks to someone on the phone every once in a while.

N: And if its the same person hes talking w/?

~ A few seconds later ~

N: Kyrie? Do u know something?

N: Kyrie

N: Pls I know u do

K: I do.

K: But, please. This is a secret. Don't you ever tell this to anyone!

N: Yes

K: Promise me!

N: Ok ok! I promise!

K: It's (Y/N). He's in love with (Y/N).

N: asdfghjkl

N: I KNEW IT! HES SMILING AND BLUSHING LIKE A TEENAGE IDIOT WHEN HES ON THE PHONE!!!!!!!!!!! ITS LIKE HIGH SCHOOL PUPPY LOVE ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! ITS FUCKING GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!

K: NERO! YOUR PROMISE!

N: OK OK I WONT TELL ANYONE! RELAX!

K: Okay...

N: Ill see u later

~ Later that day ~

Nico: Yo yo Lady!

Lady: What is it? I'm busy rn!

N: It's Vergil!

L: What about him?

N: He's in love! I N L O V E !!!!!!!!!

N: ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

L: WHAT?! W/ WHO?!

N: (Y/N)!!!!!

L: WHAT?! Okay, hol up a min

~ A few moments later ~

L: Ok, pls explain.

N: So, I found out from Nero that Vergil's been talkin to (Y/N) on the phone and smilin like a maniac

L: You found out?

N: Yeah

L: From Nero?

N: OKAY! OKAY!

N: I snatched psycho's phone and read Kyrie's message

L: Nico that's rude!

N: Well, too late! The secret's out!

L: What's Vergil doing again?

N: Smilin like a maniac!

L: OH SHIT! DON'T TELL ME! HE'S!!!!!!!!!!

N: I KNOW!!!!!!!!! AND NERO SAYS ITS GROSS!!!!!!!!!!

N: 👉👌

N: 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

L: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

L: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!! I KNEW THERE'S SOMETHING OFF ABOUT HIM WHEN (Y/N) LEFT DEVIL MAY CRY TO GO TO FRANCE!!!!!!!

N: TOTALLY!!!!!!!!!

N: - sends a gif -

L: 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

L: Oh!!!!

L: Trish must know this!!!!!

L: brb

N: 👌

~ A few moments later ~

L: Hey, Trish.

Trish: If this is about the blouse then I'm afraid I can't let you have it now. I'm sorry.

L: Not the blouse!

L: Listen!

L: Vergil is doing u know what while thinking of (Y/N)

T: I'm sorry, what?

L: Oh come on! Don't act like u don't know!

L: 👉👌

L: 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

T: Are you sure?

L: Totally! Nico told me Nero told her that Kyrie saw him! And she said it's gross!

T: OMG

L: I KNOW!!!!

T: Wait wait wait

T: Are you sure about this?

L: Totally 101.99% legit!

T: I'll just confirm it

T: Brb

L: K

~ A few seconds later ~

T: Dante.

Dante: Wait wait wait Trish! I haven't earned enough to pay. You can come again tomorrow.

D: Adios!!!

T: Listen to me, pizza head!

T: Is Vergil obsessed with (Y/N)?

D: Oh! That!

D: Of course he is!

T: How can you tell?

D: Well he's my brother, señorita. I can tell when he wants to shag someone.

T: Shag.

T: Really, Dante?

D: Yeah

D: Yknow sometimes he talks in his dreams, like,

D: (Y/N)! (Y/N)! That feels so good! Ah! Oh! Like that.

D: 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

T: ... okay?

D: Eh why are u asking anyway?

T: That exactly.

T: It seems Vergil is in need of good, ah, shagging.

T: Lady told me that Nico told her that Nero told her about Kyrie's message.

D: Whoa whoa whoa! Come again?

T: Your twin brother has been fantasizing about (Y/N) night and day.

D: Ah

D: I'm not even surprised

D: You mean Kyrie caught Verg in the act?

T: Seems like it.

T: And she said it's gross.

D: Oh mi lord of heavens above.

D: That poor man is needy as hell!

T: Ah, Dante?

D: I know! I have a brilliant idea!

T: What are you planning?

D: ;)

T: Dante?

T: Pizza head?

T: UGH!!!!

T: OKAY I'M TOTALLY NOT AMUSED BY BEING SEENZONED HERE!

T: DANTE!!!

~ A few seconds later ~

T: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!

T: I HATE YOU!!!!!

- TheBewitchingDevilMiss has left the conversation. -

~ What in the fiery armpits of hell did just happen to today's totally brainless conversation between adult idiots? Will Kyrie realize the gravity and consequence of letting Nero in on "the secret"? And, finally, what is pizza head Dante planning for Vergil Sparda and SSSexy(Y/N)? Find out,... on the next chapter! ~

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[imastrangeone98]

Into the Unknown - Chapter 1: The Speculum Mundi

(A/N: guess who got motivated for dmc for some odd reason? This bitch did. Also if u can't guess from the title, I rewatched frozen 2 and got inspiration to get started on an old au idea I had. It's finally heating up!)

This would take place some time after my story lost and found, and a bit before dmc 1

"...It's just a piece of glass," Dante shrugged, taking a big swig of his soda. "I don't see how important this thing is."

"It's not about what you think, dumbass," Lady grumbled as she gave his shoulder a shove. "Faith, what'd you say this thing was again?"

"The Speculum Mundi," the nephilim replied. "The Mirror of Worlds. It's said to be able to access all matters of God's creations, giving Him true omniscient power and visibility."

"...Which means...?"

"It's a huge mirror that can supposedly grant you access to multiple realities."

"Dude, nice," the half-demon cackled. "Even so, why's it so small? You think that puny thing can really fit a gajillion worlds in it? You think we can go in one? You think I'd still be as sexy?"

"With your attitude, you're more likely to be a perverted geezer!" Lady snapped at him. "Anyway, why are you paying so much attention to it? It's not like the angels can use it anymore... right?"

"That's the thing," Faith said. "If this mirror exists here, then it exists in all realities. And if it exists, then there are most certainly angels that are capable of using it. Whether it's in simply one world or a thousand, I don't know. But as the last angel, the task of protecting, maybe even destroying it, falls to me." She sighed, and Dante instinctively moved to rub her shoulders. "At the very least, this shard likely got broken off from the mirror. I should go put it back."

"Where do we do that?"

"Back in the mountain. Cael."

The atmosphere changed immediately at the mention of her hometown. Bitter memories of death and darkness flashed through all of their minds, the echo of a cacophonous chorus still ringing in their ears.

"We're not going back there."

"You don't have to," she reassured her friend. "I can go alone. Besides, the shard is pretty fickle, so it shouldn't be touched carelessly-"

As she spoke, the shard began to glow faintly, then an explosion of light engulfed the office.

Once it died down, it didn't take long for Dante to notice: "Hey, where the hell is Faith?"

"Who the hell is that?!" Lady shrieked, aiming her Kalina Ann at-

"Get away from me, you scum!"

[...]

...Ouch. Her head hurt like crazy. Faith could barely open her eyes, much less hear everything that was going around her. Plus, her back was aching like she fell onto the floor.

"...my brother? Answer me, you-"

...That voice sounded strangely familiar, but also incredibly different: deeper, almost huskier, laced with fear and rage.

Almost like...

"...Lady. Lady! Hey, can you hear me? Can you move?"

That was another voice: much softer and warmer, mixed with fear and concern. Something warm prodded her cheek, and she groaned. "Few more minutes...?"

"C'mon, lady, we don't really have much time for you to take a nap. My... uh... my 'dad' is missing, and we think you're the reason why."

...Dad?

She finally managed to blink the spots from her eyes and take in what's around her. She was still in the office, but it was significantly dirtier than she remembered. How the hell did Dante make a mess so quickly? There was also the smell of old pizza that she hadn't smelled in years; did he fall back on his previous lifestyle?

Not to mention the massive sword pointed straight at her throat.

"You," the silver-haired old man she did not recognize, "have a lot of explaining to do, young lady."

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A/N: the next part might be out either in a few hours or a few days, I can't tell. Also, I'm still working on a lot of haikyuu oneshots (and still thinking of more); for some reason, I love underrated boys

[thedyingmoon]

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~ The next day ~

You: I found a love...

Vergil: (Y/N)?

Y: For me...

V: Sorry? I'm afraid for I cannot catch up.

Y: Darling just dive right in and follow my lead...

V: Wait...

Y: Well I found a man beautiful and sweet...

Y: I never knew you were the someone waiting for me...

V: (Y/N), are you ill?

Y: 'Cause we were just kids when we fell in love not knowing what it was, I will not give you up this time...

V: I...

V: Oh, my...

Y: But darling, just kiss me slow, your heart is all I own and in your eyes you're holding mine...

Y: Baby, I'm dancing in the dark with you between my arms, barefoot on the grass, listening to our favorite song...

Y: When you said you looked a mess, I whispered underneath my breath but you heard it, darling, you look perfect tonight.

Y: ;)

V: ...

~ A few hours later ~

Y: One week in we let the story begin...

V: What story?

Y: We're going out on our first date...

V: But, (Y/N), we are not even...

Y: You and me are thrifty, so go all you can eat fill up your bag and I fill up a plate...

V: I' am not thrifty, if you should know.

Y: We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour and how your family is doing okay...

V: Let us not even go there...

Y: Leave and get in a taxi, then kiss in the backseat tell the driver make the radio play, and I'm singing like...

V: Oh!

Y: Boy, you know I want your love

Y: Your love was handmade for somebody like me, come on now, follow my lead, I may be crazy, don't mind me...

V: But, I don't think you are insane, at all.

V: (Y/N), I...

Y: Say, boy, let's not talk too much, grab on my waist and put that body on me, come on now, follow my lead, come, come on now, follow my lead...

Y: I'm in love with the shape of you...

V: Is that...

V: Is that true?

Y: We push and pull like a magnet do...

V: Do we?

Y: Although my heart is falling too, I'm in love with your body...

V: I don't know. I...

Y: And last night you were in my room...

V: WAIT! I WAS NOT!

Y: And now my bedsheets smell like you...

V: I...

V: Oh, dear...

Y: Every day discovering something brand new, I'm in love with your body...

Y: ;)

~ Later that night ~

Y: When your legs don't work like they used to before and I can't sweep you off of your feet...

V: Oh, what now?

Y: Will your mouth still remember the taste of my love, will your eyes still smile from your cheeks?

V: ... love?

Y: And darling I will be loving you 'til we're 70, and baby my heart could still fall as hard at 23...

V: That is...

V: Actually sweet and considerate of you.

Y: And I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways, maybe just the touch of a hand...

Y: Oh me I fall in love with you every single day, and I just wanna tell you I am...

V: I do not know what to say...

Y: So honey now take me into your loving arms...

Y: Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars...

Y: Place your head on my beating heart

Y: I'm thinking out loud, maybe we found love right where we are...

V: (Y/N)...

Y: ;)

Y: Vergil?

V: Yes?

Y: Did I make you laugh?

V: No.

Y: Oh...

Y: Okay, I'm sorry...

V: You have made me feel warm.

V: And calm.

V: Thank you.

Y: O.O

Y: >///<

V: (Y/N)?

Y: I'm glad.

Y: Good night Verg

V: Sweet dreams, my lady.

~ A few moments later ~

Dante: Verg

D: Hey Vergil!

V: What do you need, scum?

D: I heard from (Y/N)!

D: She's wooin ya!

D: Wink wink!

D: ;)

D: You know what to do next!

V: What?

D: Ah ya know!

D: 😘

D: ❤

D: 👉👌

D: 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

D: Wink wink!

D: ;)

V: ...

D: Verg?

D: Brother?

D: Vergil?

V: I know what to do.

V: I'm in love with the blood of you...

V: I'll slash and stab with the Yamato...

D: Wait wait wait!

D: R u serious?!

V: The floor will be stained with your blood...

V: I'm gonna slice your body...

- Vergil Sparda has left the conversation. -

D: R U KIDDING?!

D: VERGIL?!

D: VERGIL!

D: VERBDSJUDHSBchudihhskaochndndjhejqjdbrkfkcleslk jcmlsidjhrhrjhdniaksihreodnejiahrut848w9r7uti jdiwuue6r6e7wirihti4oeiroskqjdudjwownfjaowkhefidjsk

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