emeraldkarma

[emeraldkarma]

Blaze from mystreet gives me gym teacher vibes.

Like not a normal gym teacher though... he's doing the exercises right along side them most days because hey free work out right? When else is gonna find time to run laps and do just dance videos?

I think he'd just want everyone to have a good time and would try an get to know the kids, learn there Intrests try and get them to explore and connect with each other and if that means occasionally taking an easy day, or doing the exercises right along side them then that's what's gotta happen.

I think he'd a be middle school gym teacher, I think he'd be the teacher letting girls go out and do tiktoks in the hall way, you wanna make a tiktok? Tag me in it I wanna see?. You made up a new dance? Show me how to do it, are you on the school dance team? You should sign up ill talk to the couch if they're interested. You like drawing? That's so awesome man!

Just a fun cool teacher that none of his co-workers think much of until al, the kids go to him with their problems.

Good thing that after s5 he went back to being the fun gym teacher and nothing else happens to him.

[emeraldkarma]

Some head cannons for my "good boy ein AU" or alternatively "what if ein didn't want to fuck his sister and was actually just chronicly isolated from his peers because of toxic werewolf stereotypes pushed on werewolves in public schools and other government run institutions that were invented by humans" but the first on is easier to put in as my AO3 series...

First off KC (because i think i changed her the least?

1. she has a VERY popular youtube channel were she plays video games, bakes and sometimes recreated dishes and baked goods from video games she plays. (Think wholesome bakers who recreate food from stardew valley. ) most are drawn to her ascetic and cute personality.

2. Her name is Nanako, BUT when she was in sixth grade she told her friends to call her kawaii~chan because she thought it sounded cute and unique, but when other people at school heard them calling her that it spread and soon enough everyone started calling her that at school and genuinely thought it was her name. (It didn't help that she started a successful YouTube Chanel with the name) and even when she tries to correct people they don't listen and keep calling her that, she just stoped trying after eighth grade and planned to just power through until freshmen year of highschool when most just started calling her KC for short. In the end only her friends call her Nana.

3. She's dates and later marries dante, I will explain later.

Second aaron.

1. Aaron is now the Same age as aphmau and a freshman and instead of going off to college at the end of season one darik ships him off to a private military school. The dance they go to isn't prom it's a START OF SPRING dance or something idk maybe it is prom and they all snuck in.

2. Not really a change to aaron alone but the curse itself. Instead of only effecting the males of the bloodline it effects all decendents and Melissa has it too, also the curse has actually become more tame/easier to handle over the generations and most locals learned to handle it before puberty so Derik didn't feel any reason to not have kids, (especially after Melissa had control of her eyes at only seven) but for some reason aarons eyes and emotions are valitile and derived wasn't sure what the proper way to handle it was so aaron ended up isolated for a large part of his life.

Third zane

1. zane and garroth are twin brothers but Garroth is 1, older by an hour and 2, zianna and garte didn't know they were having twins because zane was so small compared to garroth and ultrasounds didn't pick him up until she was nine months pregnant. Zane ended up spending weeks in the nice with zianna who was recovering and garte went home with a healthy garroth and bonded.

2. Zane actually did go to okasis prep for freshman year of highschool, vylad got in after he skipped two grades but the first week of school (vylad is trans btw) zane overheard a teacher saying some very hurtful things to vylad and zane told zianna. Zianna immediately pulled both of them out of school and enrolled them in pheonix drop high were garroth was attending (pheonix drop has better sports). Zane ended up leaving all of his friends in okasis prep AND put in a freshman home room so he was really paissed off and vylad misinterpreted it to think zane was mad him...

3. zane is aroace and possibly gender fluid he's still figuring it out and frankly it's none of your business.

Fourth dante (and gene)

1. Dantes mom is a single mom so gene unintentionally picked up a bit of the responsibility when it came to taking care of dante, and he doesn't want to worry his mom so shadow night activities are actually like just barely legally in the sence that the law hasn't acountef for spray painting genitalia on grass in the park(yet)

2. Dante is such a gaming need and is president/captain of the pheonix drop E-Sports team, garroth and laurance make fun of him for it but it's all in good fun and they're all just captains of their own thing and a trio of heart throbs all the girls and boys are thirsting over he also streams and is kinda popularat the time he gos to highschool.

3. Unknowingly dante, aphmau, Aaron, kc AND zane all knew each other from their game because they're all high ranking players and in the same party. 'Shu' and 'fc' are just closer becouse at the time they were both homschooled and were slacking off at the same time, they all exchanged mobile numbers to organize things before they know who each other are so when Kc and aph go to exchange numbers they are shocked to realize that they already have each other's numbers exept aphasia contact is Shu and Kc's is Macha_skull_crusher_60.

Fift vylad.

1,. What to say about vylad? Garte and zianna adopted him after his parents passed I a car accident when he was two months old.

2. He's trans and like most have a lot of big emotions about it.

3 he feels like garte, zane and garroth don't really see him as family mostly because they arnt home alot, and garte's made jokes about vylad being a project to keep zianna busy so he doesn't always feel like part of the family. (I love brother angst these guys have so much to work out)

[emeraldkarma]

When I was in... it must have been fift grade I didn't have internet but I had a friend with an iPhone. So every recess, instead of playing we buckle down under the playground equipment and watch mystreet together. And then in the next recess we would pretend to be the characters in our favorite parts. She was always aphmau. I was always everyone else.

So when we got to the end of season four... well I want you to imagine being a teacher on recess duty and seeing two fiftgrade girls chase each other down, push another off playground equipment and pretend to stab each other. Oh and also scream "AARON!!!!!" at the top of their lungs.

We were committed too, remember when Aaron licked aphmaus cheek? Yeah that got us sent to the office...

[emeraldkarma]

I’m drawing laurance for funsies and I just wonder how the hell he ends up single IN EVER SERIES HES IN!!!

[emeraldkarma]

Can I confess something?

Four years ago I wrote a DC X dolphin tale cross over fic.

That's right dolphin tale, yknow the movie based on winter the dolphin with the prosthetic tale.

The whole premise was that tim and cassie (along with the rest of the bat family and wonder woman) were marine biologists who worked at a mermaid aquarium and rescue.

Bruce owns the aquarium, he bought it after his parents died, it use to be like an old marine show with two of its original residents joker and harly quinn. It was a really bad marine park (I took a lot of inspiration from real life orcas and dolphins in captivity) and jockey and harlequin became very aggressive and insane from years of abuse and cramped conditions. (So much so that joker ends up making jason and making him loose his passion for swimming and preforming.

From what I remember the mermaids were

Clark, hal, john, mgann, j'onn, guy and kyle, barry, wally, kon, bart and thaddeus. Atleast those were the main ones

I also vividly remember makeing aquamarine and the other Atlantians human vets because I thought the actual mer people being humans in my mermaid Au was funny.

Basically bruce adopted Dick after his parents passed in an accident in the circus and a few months later wally was brought from another aquarium after being rejected from his mother and was adopted by barry and hal.

Jason got the free willy experience bruce caught him breaking into the aquarium and took him in but when Jason was a teenager he was mauled by joker and stoped swimming with the mers he moved onto become the head of the rescue department.

Tim actually worked in Hawaii after going to school for marine biology. (He'd been going to the gotham aquarium for years and was inspired to take it but the drakes cut him off because of it so he didn't have the money to moveback) he got fired for being a whisle blower to the poor treatment the current Mets were being kept in. Well actually publicly he was let go because m'gann attacked him during a show when she got into a fight with kon.

Damian is still to young to work with the mers but he likes to help dick give tours and help Jason bottle feed seals.

Most of the mers were already residents but bart was actually Orphaned in the wild, because he was so young and still nursing from his mother he became malnourished before wandering too close to gotham harbor and getting tangled in fishing line. Tim and Cassie were new hires and helped nursing him back to health.

Kon and Kyle were both at Luther's marine park with m'gann. Kon is Clark's biological calf from a very experimental cloning experiment that Luther started so he could have a mer like Clark (Clark's mer breed is the biggest known breed but also super rare because they were hunted to near extinction decades erlier) M'gann was separated from her pod in another aquarium and was paired with kon as a tank mate. Kyle was kept in isolation for two years after being "rescued" and couldn't be released becouse he had damaged himself so thoroughly slaming his body into the walls of his iso tank..

Eventually the marine park was shut down when Luther was arrested for tax ivasoin. M'gann was brought back to her aquarium and pod but kon and Kyle sat for almost a year in the same conditions until it was decided they would be moved to gotham aquarium and then another six while Bruce got thing set up to take them in.

They both got there own storyline.

Fourteen year old me was something else I had so much world building for that fic guys... I think I even came up with mers being springy sedentary and picking a set territory in the ocean to live in. Speedsters were a separate breed of mers, the ice villans were separate, Kryptonians were a different breed, martains were a seprate breed that had separate conditions they needed and were also nearly hunted to extinction because humans wanted them for there unique shape-shifting abilities.

[emeraldkarma]

I finished chapter two.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64138456/chapters/164879767

(If Adam’s name isn’t capitalized it’s because (i can’t remember if find replaced his name in google docs) I don’t like him)

[emeraldkarma]

I REALLY wanna write some sk8 the infinity fanfiction right now.

Im torn between Miya getting adopted by Joe after his parents pull an intentional home alone and leave him home while they go on vacation.

Or a fic about reki Bing a trans girl and directing how that would change her aproach to challanges and difficult situations and her relationship with not just the characters but the society at S and skating a whole, as well as how it would change the flow of the story and the ending.

Despite the differences in description I can't decide which I would enjoy writing more... I'm leaning towards the miya getting forcibly adopted one.

[emeraldkarma]

I have sk8 the infinity brainrot and I would like to point out that langa is not that good at traditional skateboarding he'd probably still be really meh at it if reki hadn't made him a custom snowboard x skateboard hybrid.

Reki is probably still better than langa when it come��s to a traditional board you could buy at a store.

No hate to langa i love him and think it’s adorable his boyfriend invented him a new board so he could beat creepy Walmart hisoka.

[emeraldkarma]

(I dont love feyre but I wouldn't say i hate feyre, Whenever I think of feyre I get so sad for her.

Feyre is a character who is constantly taken advantage, or lied too or manipulated one way or another throughout the series.

I ACOTAR feyres family undervalued her, they don't communicate well to her, her father doesn't shut down his daughters bad behavior toward each other so it just fostered this resentment between them. And then tamlin kidnaps her (I love him but just because he gave her and her family a nice house does not mean that him forcibly taking her to Prythian was him "saving her") and takes to Prythian were everything she thinks she know is actually not true. And then tamlin puts on an act so she'll fall in love with him, he knew what her life was like knew what she was desperate for and gave it too her. (Some would call that grooming but I don't think it was consensual on tamlins part either considering Amarantha was holding all of Prythian and her life over his head so like... it's complicated)

But then she's under the mountain and Rhys takes advantage of her. He takes advantage of her desperation, her love and he uses it to get him were he wants to go weather feyre is crushed to dust or not.

And then ACOMAF happens and ianthe uses her to get closer to lucien, to gain favor with tamlin, to gain more power all under the guise of pretending to be feyres confidant, her friend, someone she could talk to about anything considered her and tamlin agreed not to talk about under the mountain. And then Rhys steals her from her wedding using her panic attack as an excuse to give into his instincts and his own hate boner for tamlin.

And then Rhys uses her doubts, her fears her insecurities to twist her into a chess peice not a pawn she's too important, he quite literally makes her a queen, the most powerful peice on the board but the game won't end if she gets taken off the board. He uses her, gives her enough information to paint him as the good guy and paint tamlin as the bad but little enough that feyre thinks she's coming to her own conclusions. She thinks she's making friends but these people are just his friends who know what she is to Rhys and want Rhys to get his happy ending so of course their nice to feyre. They do what ianthe does, they pretend to be her friend but when it could put Rhys into trouble they don't stand with her and we see that when none of them tell her about the mating bond, and again when she was pregnant in silver flames, after Rhys convinced her that nestas drinking was somehow more embarrassing than his general getting BANNED from the summer court for drunkenly destroying buildings.

I just remembered that feyre destroyed tamlins mothers ring and I'm not okay...

Because what the actual fuck do I do with that?

Live knowing that tamlin has lost something precious to him because he trusted and loved someone enough to give it them and they destroyed it carelessly?

Know that if tamlin ever finds love again he can't give that same token of love and trust to them?

Know that even if they managed to construct the remains of that ring into something new it would never be the same...?

What the fuck am I supposed to do???!!!

[emeraldkarma]

I would like to remind everyone that naming your daughter feyre and then nameing your son Rhys?

that's weird and they might end up reading the book series their named after and find out these characters are a couple who have a lot of weird sex at inappropriate times.

Also while your reading don't purposely hand you're twelve year old ACOTAR! It's one thing to read y/n fanfiction on wattpad it's another to have your mom give you book with a week long sex marathon and again it's weird.

[emeraldkarma]

"Your just a halter-"

No, I just think acotar would be better if feyre pegged rhy.

[emeraldkarma]

Eris gives me girl dad energy.

I said this in a previous post about giving baby andras friends to play with but the more I think about it the more it makes sense?

Like we can assume Eris’s childhood has been dog shit, Beron has seems to have made his life miserable since the day he was born. So I think it would make sense that if Eris accidentally had a kid, (or one of his brothers had a kid but can't or won't take care of it, either way eris ends up with a kiddo biologically related to him) that he would give this kid anything and everything that he could to make up for his own shitty child hood and because eris can be distant with his emotions and affection to maybe just getting them everything is how he shows he cares? Atleast at first.

And the girl part is just my own preference because so far I have andras, nyx will probably be a part of it, I have a boy from the dawn court I'm working on, so it's a little bit boy heavy at the moment. (Also after presumably two generations of all boys the vanserras were due a girl in the bloodline.)

Like imagine a little girl, she's got dark red hair, looks JUST like eris like no joke could be twins if she wasn't 5 and he wasn't 500+.

Eris would buy her anything she wants and this part of him finds so much joy at seeing her happy and content. And despite her being spoiled she's not rotten if that makes sense? Like she knows she can have practically any material item she could want but u think eris would make sure she knew why that was the case and that it isn't the case for others.

Like she has a fifty dress maximum.

"Daddy I want a new dress from the spring court."

"alright but your closets full, so go pick a dress or two you don't ware anymore to get rid of before i call a seamstress. "

I also think he'd a single dad I don't know but I just can't picture a mother figure? Maybe the kid is some kind of magic close grown from his blood or something maybe he a sexualy reproduced or something 🤔 🤣

[emeraldkarma]

I feel like I need to give Andras friends to play with? Like there’s nyx but I think I should make more characters for that? Just to play with how Andras would interact with other people who arnt his parents. I feel like being friends with only nyx would be complicated(but I do think that if their kids were friends it would kinda force them to work atleast a good bit of shit out) but like I want Andras to have more than one friend, I want him to have a friend from autumn, (Erin daughter? Idk he gives off single girl dad energy) I want him to have a friend from the dawn court and maybe even an Illyrian from Illyria?

Like maybe the friend from the dawn court is Theasan and his generals adopted child, an orphaned peregrine or something so nyx has people to fly with. (An i like bird people don’t judge me?)

Maybe eris is a single father to his daughter alone and she’s really scary and has trouble controlling her power so she keeps close to her father.

I’m cooking things up.

[emeraldkarma]

Everyone say hi to DeDe

I don’t know what is up with me but this AU has me drawing for the first time in months so I’m just gonna follow the dopamine.

Note:this is 1) a concept and not a settled design because I’m not entirely happy with it yet and 2) this is not the form DeDe was in when it knocked up Tammy.

[emeraldkarma]

Baby Andras mini comic

Tarquin takes his kid out to show him the summer court and someone gets mouthy.

[emeraldkarma]

Just a few baby Andras head cannons

because if I don’t talk about him I will explode.

After Tamlin and the spring court did the deed the wards became VERY strong so everyone outside of it got kicked out aside from tarquin (for some reason, it suspected the spring and summer courts are besties) so Lucien couldn’t actually see Tamlin until after Andras was born and was very upset.

Andras calls the spring court DeDe because most of the time it appears as a deer.

When Andras gets a bit bigger he starts running off alone and Tamlin would just find him sleeping on the steps of the manor, eventually he realizes that Andra’s was actually spending the day with his DeDe and that the spirit was actually bringing him home after Andra’s fell asleep in the forest.

I don’t have a full understanding of when exactly Andra’s was born in the Acotar timeline but I like to think. It was around the same time Nyx was born because he needs friends.

Because no one outside the spring court but tarquin no one knew Tamlin was pregnant because Tarquin didn’t feel comfortable telling them on Tamlin behalf because Tamlin never said he could, in comparison when tarquin did tell them. What happened they didn’t believe him because ‘because what do you mean tamlins on maternity leave?’

The day Andras was born flowers bloomed through out the courts including winter and Khalius was freaking the fuck out before he learned about Andras.

Andras can hear all the trees talking the tree next to his nursery was telling him scary stories, tamlins had the nursery moved after he remembered that the tree also told him scary stories when he was little.

Tamlin and tarquin calls Andras ‘sapling’ and ‘fawn’ as nicknames.

Tarquin can’t officially live in spring with tamlin and Andras because he has to rule summer but comes to see them almost everyday when he can and he brings andras shells and coral and sometimes summer foods and desserts, just things from summer.

The spring court does of other children, unicorns, it makes them a-sexually and unicorns are like the pinnacle of childhood innocence, they only appear willingly in front of others with good intentions, they get along really well and it’s not just because Andra’s can scratch hard to reach places.

When Andra’s gets a bit older tarquin actually takes him to summer during the day while Tamlin rules over spring and Andra’s made friends with a Nokk when tarquin wasn’t looking.

Lucien is in charge of Andras’s hair because while Tamlin has long hair he has never done anything with it, infuriatingly Tamlin hair is always perfectly combed even if he hasn’t touched it in weeks. Andras has inherited this.

Andras seems to have inherited ALL of tamlins powers even at his young age and for a while he was accidentally changing people’s bodies, luckily Tamlin was their too fix it, but once he did make helion a woman and helion wouldn’t let Tamlin fix it for a week because’he had some thing he wanted to try out first and would let Tamlin know when he needed him’ Andra’s grew out off/learned to control it but Tamlin thought he was in hot water for a bit.

I don’t think Tamlin would only have one kid, I think he’d wait until Andra’s was older but eventually him and tarquin do start trying for another.

[emeraldkarma]

One of my favorite things about my baby Andras/tamlin Mpreg AU is how the other highlords find out that tarquin and tamtam are together.

Let me set the scene, it’s a highlords meeting Eric’s is a highlord because beron is yucky, helicon and Eric’s are arguing/bonding loudly about how shitty a person beron is, mor is trying to start a fight with Eric’s about the unresolved woods incident, rhyss and feyre are being,… their horny selves… they seem to have given up on hiding their facial expressions while making horny mind talk.

Theasan, khalius and tarquin are off in the corner, Tamlin is at home heavily pregnant and or with a newborn Andras and midwife Lucien.

“See, this is why we don’t get involved with other courts, things get...” Khalius starts to say staring off at feyre and rhysands weird body language. “Messy…”

Tarquin starts to sweat. “Yeah, mhm, that’s right.

Theasan and Kallie’s probably give him the nastiest side eye and he cracks like an egg on concrete, because he’s actually head over heels and wants to tell everyone about how much he loves Tamlin and this baby that technically isn’t his but it is basically his because he already loves it so much.

The whole meeting turns into tarquin gushing about how much he loves Tamlin while Rhys seethes that Tamlin managed to find an ounce of happiness.

Helicon takes notes for the next erotic book he writes with LOA under their shared penn name, (I don’t remember the author of nestas dirty books)

SJM names are the bane of my existence.