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And if I said Michael from Hoard x Gator Tillman what then??
#i can't stop thinking about it#itd be so toxic#but pls#i want to read it#michael hoard#hoard michael#hoard film#hoard movie#joseph quinn hoard#joseph quinn#joe quinn#gator tillman#joe keery#fargo season 5#fargo s5
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I have a theory guys
The woman that he died over is the wife in the sequel, and also the owner of the finger with a wedding ring he pulled out of his pocket, so I guess that makes her his ex wife so I could be wrong but maybe they just didn't add ex when they revealed casting for whatever reason.
#I CAN'T BELEIVE THERE'S NO CITATION FOR IT#I can't find a source for this information no matter how hard I look#Everything cites the wiki as its source but the wiki doesn't cite anything else#I read the whole early draft movie script and I don't remember seeing it mentioned#Maybe it was said during an interview or something I don't know#If anyone does know where the wiki got that information from pls tell me#:3#beetlejuice#beetlejuice 1988#beetlejuice 2#I haven't actually looked into the plot of the movie so I may be completely wrong Idk#I've been ignoring its existence for months now#Hoping that by doing so it'll stop existing but that hasn't worked#And now I'm in peak moviejuice brainrot and I'm... EXCITED FOR IT..... ewwwww I can't believe this
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shin soukoku brainrot
disclaimer: all i know abt BSD is from watching the anime and countless tiktoks full of manga spoilers. that being said, i have no idea what's canon and what isn't or the details of what's happening in the manga.
in which atsushi can fully transform in tiger form at will (bc i'm a sucker for that)
- at the end of the current arc, the ada needs to give a member to the pm so, in a meeting where all ada and pm members are present, mori is looking directly at dazai bc as much as he would've preferred to have yosano, he can't bc of her agreed immunity.
dazai is distraught bc "why does only yosano have immunity? why would fukuzawa only protect her and not him? he'd rather die than go back to the pm!" everyone is shocked to see such a strong reaction from dazai bc that's the guy who can't be fazed by anything.
atsushi, seeing his mentor's distress, stands up: "uhm, i offer to switch over"
everyone's focus and shock shifts to him. why would sweet innocent atsushi want to switch to an organization that kills ppl (among other things)?
mori, with a raised eyebrow: "you....'offer'?"
atsushi: "i offer under one condition"
mori, intrigued: "do tell, kid"
atsushi: "i'll join the pm but i get to work only with akutagawa; join him on all his missions, like a permanent +1"
akutagawa's standing behind mori like 'wtf'. mori, amused, turns to akutagawa: "what's your opinion on this?"
akutagawa, composing himself with a cough: "ahm, his prospects look promising in terms of ability and skill. and... previous teamwork between the two of us has proven... effective..."
mori squints at his hesitation when chuuya butts in: "sir, if i may"
mori gives him the go-ahead. chuuya: "sir, i believe the white tiger would be a better pick than dazai, seeing how much more willing and cooperative he seems than someone who's deserted us before. if he left us once, what stops him from doing it again? all due respect and consideration, i believe we should opt for fresh blood here"
mori hums, thinking abt chuuya's words. he turns back to atsushi: "why are you offering to join the mafia, kid?"
atsushi: "to annoy akutagawa," he says with an exaggerated smile. mori starts laughing while everyone there's just like 'what? srsly?'
akutagawa, eye twitching: "sir, i take it back. his ability is shit and he has no skill at all"
mori: "declined. i've already made my decision. i feel like this will be as entertaining as the old double black, so i'll allow it." he turns back to atsushi: "welcome to the team, kid"
the meeting wraps up, atsushi goes to akutagawa to remind him how they're stuck together now and how he'll make sure akutagawa keeps his promise to him (abt not killing ppl for six months).
before mori leaves, he turns to dazai: "that kid may have saved you today, but next time i'll be more insistent on what i want and make sure i get it." a chill goes down dazai's spine at those words, as if he didn't already feel bad that atsushi basically sacrificed himself for him. the ada misses their tiger boy while said tiger's having the time of his life making akutagawa's life harder.
(the main reason atsushi insisted he exclusively worked with akutagawa is bc he knew he wouldn't have to kill anyone due to their promise. akutagawa is the safest option for atsushi to keep his integrity and morals clean if he had to join the pm)
- sskk who work together show up at meetings with akutagawa riding on atsushi's back in full tiger form. atsushi kneels when they reach akutagawa's chair, akutagawa then dismounts his tiger and waits for atsushi to de-transform so he can pull atsushi up and draw him a chair next to his. akutagawa makes sure atsushi sits down before him despite being his personal transportation method. (bc we love equality and respect like that) akutagawa rides his tiger only when he feels more sick than usual or when he wants to prove a point (that they're a power couple, as 'work partners' ofc <- #denial)
- once atsushi comes to prefer his full tiger form rather than human form, he'll go into meetings with akutagawa and sit down next to his leg with his head on akutagawa's lap, who will in turn pet him through the entire meeting and even when atsushi starts purring, no one dares comment on it bc they don't want to get their tongues cut off
- after a hard fight, akutagawa has a coughing fit and is so exhausted he passes out. atsushi then fully transforms into the white tiger and picks up akutagawa like a cat picks up her cub and places him on his back to get back to safety
- akutagawa sleeping curled up around his tiger. cuddly and comfy and warm
- someone, probably gin, hearing a bad coughing fit coming from akutagawa's room but when they go check they see atsushi sitting on akutagawa's bed, rubbing his back with a glass of water in his other hand, waiting until the cough subsides so his partner can drink it [after the current arc, ppl suspect akutagawa's cough would go away bc of the regen powers or whatever but i love angst so i left it in :) ]
just,,,,sskk being a power couple and atsushi having full control of his ability. he's just a big cat to me (and to akutagawa, who absolutely loves his feline partner)
again, i know very little abt the story and characters so pls don't come for me ><
#feel free to use these as prompts for fics if u want. just make sure u tag me so i can read it pls#sskk#shin soukoku#akutagawa x atsushi#akutagawa ryuunosuke#nakajima atsushi#bungou stray dogs#bsd#headcanon#bsd headcanon#aku x atsu#i'm so upset. tiktok fully and single-handedly converted me into a sskk shipper. i didn't even know/like these characters at first??#AND NOW I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABT THEM FML
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If Tarah shows up in a random scene in book 5:
What most people probably expect: "Hi, I'm Tarah, Kaladin's former girlfriend, remember me? No?? Yeah, me neither. Bye."
+ maybe a reunion with Kal where nothing important happens, and she's already married with someone else, or she and Kal start to date again, but that's all, nothing more.
What I want: "Hi, I'm Tarah, Kaladin's former girlfriend and Brandon Sanderson has been hidding me during 4 books and half because:
A) Now I'm a Radiant too!
B) I've been a worldhopper all this time and I'm from other planet.
C) My father is a mysterious character and his real name and identity is: insert some big plot twist character here.
D) I've a very important info about the Mourn's Vault and/or some secret organization or about some Unmade hidden there or some Herald, so here you have my contribution to the plot and a better character development."
+ also a reunion with Kal to clear things up and that contribute a bit in some way to make him feel better in his long personal way to overcome his depression, whether if they just decide to stay as only friends or she's going to be a love interest again in the future, but if she's gonna stay in her life, at least letting her be a whole character by herself.
#I've read in WoB that Sanderson was thinking about give her a pov Interlude sometime maybe in SA5#I'm totally happy about it but pls Sanderson if you're gonna give us her pov then give us something interesting!#I'm curious about her since I read her name in WoK for the first time#I'll be dissapointed if she's not gonna appear again or if her pov is... nothing and just boring#make her justice!!#btw I'm gonna write a whole big post about some theories about her soon#because I've read a few WoBs about her with Sanderson giving some very suspicious RAFOs and I can't stop thinking about them#tarah#stormlight archive#kaladin stormblessed#stormlight archive 5#kaladin and tarah
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Once again, @mana-jjk inspires me with her analysis of Toge. She reminded me of his harmless pranks, like the one where he steals Maki's skirt— And she doesn't seem to care that much, right.
So I've been having a silly headcanon, dancing around in my mind.
I usually headcanon Toge as trans, not in a binary way though— He mostly uses he/him and they/them pronouns in my mind, but is very much close to the genderfluid label. A bit of pangender and agender at the same time, if we had to use some other labels. He's all and nothing, his gender fits his moods and outfits, he's Toge, that's it.
But what if? What if it didn't cross his mind before the school (it didn't, it was still there but he'd think "That means I'm a guy" when he's never been one, at least not entirely)? What if the first time he gets to break gender norms is by stealing Maki's skirt?
He keeps staring at it, wondering, and when Panda teases him about it (thinking Toge is having other thoughts, or probably knowing he doesn't yet still teasing), Toge shakes his head. Fish flakes.
So Panda tilts his head to the side, deep in thought, and then— "Wanna prank Maki?" And it's the perfect excuse.
Toge nods. Salmon.
The first time he steals Maki's skirt and puts it on, it feels... weird. They're not the same height or size, Maki's hips are slightly wider than his— But then, Toge convinces himself it's just for the prank. Panda loves pranks, he loves Panda and pranks are funny.
Maki doesn't find it funny, though, just annoying; she rolls her eyes at them, calls them stupid and childish (in a typical "Boys are stupid" fashion she's learnt in elementary school), and flicks Toge's forehead as she walks past him. She doesn't even ask for her skirt back... which seems obvious, since she probably has a spare.
So Toge doesn't take it off right away.
He walks around the hallways dressed like this, feels the wind on his calves, and twirls to watch the pretty movements the skirt does. He does this the rest of the afternoon, until the sun goes down and Maki taps his shoulder with a pout. Oh. She wants it back.
So Toge follows her to her room, waits until she invites him in, and doesn't look around in case she doesn't want him to— But her closet has a glassdoor on the inside. He sees his reflection and, when Maki isn't looking, slowly lifts up his shirt until the waistband of the skirt is visible.
It's slightly too big. It doesn't fall prettily on his hips. Still, he likes it.
Behind him, from the corner of her eye, Maki watches Toge as he shyly admires his reflection. She'd seen that look before— On Mai, every time they'd get new clothes she felt really fit her.
Maki doesn't get Inumaki a lot, but she gets him in that specific moment. He does look pretty in a skirt.
#this is so messy so pls just pretend it's not terrible#tldr toge learns he's not cis but actually very much trans by stealing maki's skirt#also learns he likes feminine clothes#(he does with me you can't stop me)#mana if you're reading the tags well#i live for your analyses <333#kay i have nothing to add im tired bye#toge#toge inumaki#inumaki toge#toge headcanons#maki#maki zen'in#zen'in maki#panda jjk#panda jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk headcanons#jujutsu kaisen headcanons
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im so jealous of ppl who want to and can read fics often. i have to jump over like 6 mental walls before i can even open a fic, and then another 4 to actually begin reading
#and if something about the fic throws me off even a little i not only immediately stop reading it#but it sets the whole process back for every other fic in my marked for later pile#predominantly i think my current problem is time constraints? i *have* to sleep for my job or it puts#unnecessary risk on not only me but everyone else i meet on the road. and also im Driving All Day so i can't read then#and then i come home and somehow it takes me 4-5 hours to do shower/dinner/unwind#and then it's like okay great i can either dedicate an hour-ish to my own shit or i can read maybe#MAYBE 1-2k words of what is probably a 5k+ fic#and it's just. frustrating#i think i read probably 40 or more fics in 2022 and since then i've read maybe 5#anyway this is a cry for help maybe but mostly it's an apology to every fic author i know whose fics i have not and#maybe will not ever read#ily ur great pls keep writing
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if you read the hollows of her eyesockets as pupils she suddenly becomes unnerving
#making more comic#and i can't stop putting her in them#kind old woman what knowledge does this porl hold pls read to me#rainworld art#rain world art#looks to the moon
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my favorite writers on tumblr and my favorite fics of theirs from 2022 🤲
@akicore - sweet dreams (hayakawa aki x fem!reader)
I love aki and somno, and this was so sweet and hot <3
@cynzcir - enjoying the view? (hayakawa aki x gn!reader)
bowling with aki bowling with aki... this is so cute, and the last part... omg my heart
@obitohno - husband!aki (hayakawa aki x fem!reader)
this fic was so cute and authentic, I love how the reader and aki's relationship is developed even in such short time, so lovely
@luvring - marriage w/ aki (hayakawa aki x fem!reader)
super cute domestic fluff, your writing gives my heart a cozy warm feeling
@3smos - aki & somno (hayakawa aki x dom!reader)
all I can say is I lost my mind and I'm still trying to find it because when I close my eyes I see this fic on the back of my eyelids
@arabaka - contract with the devil (hayakawa aki x fem!reader)
good god this fic still has me gripped by the throat... aki's dialogue... jesus... and every day I still think of the moment where his name is branded on you LIKE ABSJAJS
@p00pdev1l - in common (hayakawa aki x fem!reader)
hooking up with ex boyfriend aki... it was JUICY JUICY
@f1gments - road with a seaview (hayakawa aki x fem!reader)
I am still so grateful to my beloved for writing this for me... and it was so beautiful too... absolutely love it
@kemakoshume - equal exchange (hayakawa aki x angel devil)
this fic went so underrated on here, it's genuinely great and such a fantastic read, there's so many details I absolutely love in aki and angel's relationship, I love how aki uses his brother's name for his fake id... just so so good
@pompomegranate - rush job (hayakawa aki x fem!reader)
excellent writing, and this fic was so hot, I'm excited to see more from you this year 🙏
@mrsackermannx - indecisive (hayakawa aki x fem!reader)
actually so delicious I was drooling the whole time and it rattled the inside of my brain, the dialogue was SO hot
#thank you guys for your amazing fics and pls never stop writing 💪#you are all appreciated for everything that you do#I'm hoping to read more in 2023!!! I can't wait to discover more fics and authors!!!!!#sorry I know everything is from late 2022 lol#but I didn't really start book marking things until then#in the future I will bookmark everything to make sure I don't lose it 🫡
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steddie fellows (if there's any left here). does anyone know what is the name of this fic where steve is like a rich brat and eddie works for his aunt as a hitman i think but she asks him to be steve's bodyguard for a while because his dad is being targeted by Bad people and eddie agrees but they like hate each other at first and steve is a little shit i looked through my entire ao3 history and couldn't find idk if it was deleted or something but i have an itch to read it again and it's driving me insane
#i think the aunt's name is cassandra?#steve sunbathes naked to mess up with eddie lol i remember that#but i just can't fucking find it and I don't remember when i read it either so I can't even look through my phone's history#anyways if you know PLS link me i've been thinking about it non stop since yesterday#for some reason i didn't bookmark either#or maybe I did and it was deleted#in that case i'll just kms#steddie
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can't believe i've given myself a deadline with if we were lovers bc now i don't want to finish editing lmao
good to know i haven't changed At All in the last 8 months since I finished uni
#like someone make me edit the last act pls#i need to read over the first one again to make sure it's ready for posting too#and then i have to fight ao3 for a while to get the formatting right#(it doesn't help that i can't stop thinking about this other fic i'm writing for a friend)#(and this other oneshot i have)#+ LS got updated so i have brainrot about that#going to read the first act with the same energy as being sent off to war#fic : if we were lovers#billie speaks
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ermmmm when otters wrap themselves around each other? and hold each other in their sleep? and groom each other while cuddling? and perfectly wrap their tails around the back of the other otter??? points at them. that's me and my boyfie. anyway.
#stopped reading my Distressing VN for the night and put on some otter vids to make my mind shut up#and now i'm distressed bc. THAT'S ME AND REN!!! why are we not tied up in knots around each other and playing w each other's hair???#barking growling hissing i. want to wrap myself around him and spoil him and kiss him and tell him how pretty he is#while he buries his face in my neck and tells me how pretty -i- am and rubs my back and whispers in my ear.#psh. whatever. i definitely don't care. /looks at the universe meaningfully pls let my supposed indifference sway it to make him real/#sorry every gush post ever from me is just going to be 'my bf is just like this otter i saw on youtube and i love him. kissie kissie.'#📌 [ my posts. ]#💭 [ my thoughts. ]#🍄 [ lying on the blade of an emotion. ]#🧃 [ who is in control. ]#🦦 [ can't escape it. ]#🐸 [ look ahead. ]
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Gonna b honest. I kinda preferred being actively and pressingly suicidal to whatever the fuck I've got going on now. At least then I knew what I could do to keep myself reasonably safe. Whether I'd do it is another question entirely but at least it was cut-and-dry and made sense. Idek what my brain is doing atp, much less what it needs from me
#like. I think this is mostly the same as I felt before starting the antibiotics but like. kinda worse?#like I don't wanna die I'm just tired of being alive. I wanna make myself live but suffer almost#and it's like. I don't Really want that. but my brain thinks I do and idk how to deal with that#I thought I did bcuz I've been dealing with it literally my entire life but it's like. it feels Different now somehow?#like it feels like now that I know I'm capable of doing it. I almost don't trust my brain to stay in the passive mode?#like im reading too far into my 'normal' thoughts/feelings.#which doesn't entirely make sense bcuz I have 'attempted' in the past. but I didn't actually Do anything ig. just prepared it but didn't do#idk. idk how I'm feeling or what's going on or which meds if any are doing this and I don't like it and I want it to stop#or at least go back to being active abt it so I can say hey listen I'm gonna do this pls take the dangerous stuff away for a bit or smth#idfk man I'm just so fucking sick of my brain. I hate everything it seems to be doing lately. it can't fucking work or cooperate or anything#I'm trying to be nice to my brain since I know there's a lot going on with it but it's like. brother. can you help me out here At All.#armchair speaks#suicide mention#tw suicide mention
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the amount I've been hoarding away some of the memes I've seen on the dash over the last week or so is so not okay for someone with as many drafts as me ashfjdh
#me: i want to focus on getting through all my drafts when i get some energy back#also me: but good & juicy memes........#I'm thinking I'm gonna lean more into doing whatever the hell pleases me once I get back to writing tbh#but I'm almost definitely throwing all the drafts into a paused queue that I won't start posting until they're all finished#will I reblog a meme or two to play with as I do that? probably. almost definitely.#fresh stuff always helps get my brain going again ahdjgsg#but know that drafts will be happening!!!! I did delete some stuff but like. not enough lmfao. I have too many great threads#that I can't bear to let go of and i've kinda accepted that at this point#sorry I'm so slow y'all pls know that me taking forever to get to shit has nothing to do with how much I'm enjoying our threads#the fact that I'm clinging to them despite wanting to start completely fresh & dump everything says a lot more about how much I love em all#anyway. may or may not write tonight? I'm going with the flow tonight & rn the flow is telling me to keep reading#I finished my reread of the second book in the millennium series last night (& stayed up way too late in order to do so ahdgksg)#& I've started my reread of the third today and I just. I can't stop. it's too good.#if I find the willpower to put it down at some point I might dabble in poking at smth but. if not perhaps tomorrow uvu#(also want to note I've been marking the books through my reread with pink page flags#whenever smth really smacks me in the face with how much byan was inspired in some way by lisbeth lmfao)#ANYWAY. love u guys!!! I'm lurking & hoping you're all doing well!!! 💜💜#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ooc ⋮ don’t @ me.
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it's still sooo funny to me how the party is fighting for their lives in the astral prism and shadowheart is just having her magical girl transformation somewhere out there. lynn jaheira wyll and gale having a few breakdowns while shadowheart is dying her hair for emo reasons. astarion probably helping her
#playing bg3#lynn is half illithid now guys yeahhh 👍#i wanted to try this path but my tool bar is literally dead. so many actions and spells and stuff#and illithid powers etc#but it will be fun. lynn is literally doing Such a bad job at trying to be a hero my poor babygirl...#so many things wrong with them... yet they keep trying to be good#this is why the wyllmance works#although the 'well met' greeting is absolutely killing me. can you guys hurry up w the patch for this particular reason pls#also due to meta reasons i gave up on the necromancer multiclass yesterday. it became unmanageable for my ass#my tool bar is already dead pleaseeee#i will always have the thay book that's what matters... im sorry wwx#also really not at all struggling w tactician lately so. not going crazy w the multiclassing for now#didnt even do the gloom stalker rogue thing this time (although it's been some time i have him in my party 😔😔😔)#(which is absolutely unbelievable but ive playing so scarcely and slowly lmfao#i had a moment in mind where i would switch my party but i still couldnt make it to that point ;;;;;#bc im progressing saurrrrr slowly :< i miss him dearly i watch his videos every day#which is embarrassing but it's the truth. can't live w/o that bitch at this point in my life)#also realizing if i wanna squeeze 1 more playthrough this summer i gotta hurry the fuck up#and stop playing this scarcely/slowly lol#but also realizing it's so Hard for me to play fast like i physically have to loot everything and read everything and do everything. ugh#anyway. we will see
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Me, my friend, and her daughter (she's 5) were walking at the park today and her daughter just reached up and grabbed my hand and held my hand for like 5 minutes while we were walking and i almost started crying
#she didn't want me to leave when i was leaving 🥺#we saw a little baby mouse in the visitor's center at the park and got the people there to rescue it and she wanted to pet it so bad 🥺#i think my new best friend is a 5 year old little girl even though I'm really awkward around kids#like what do you talk to them about? hello child i am 23 and depressed but you are 5 and adorable pls don't ever grow up#i gave her a bee i crocheted bc it was from a kit that andrew got me and it was supposed to be a 'turtle bee' where it was a turtle and you#took it's shell off and it was a bee. i only ever got around to making the bee part and then we broke up and i couldnt look at it anymore so#i gave it to her and she's like why doesn't it have a mouth and my first thought was well kid I didn't feel like looking at it anymore and#you'll appreciate it more than i will so you can have it even without the mouth.#im debating on giving her the squishmallow he gave me. cause it's currently wedged between my bed and the wall#but it's cam and he was my favorite squishmallow before Andrew got it for me. like i already had one this one is a different edition#so like i want to keep it bc it's a Christmas sweater cam. but i dont want to keep it bc ouchy memories. and she'd get more use out of it#than it being wedged between my bed and the wall so i dont have to look at it#we were driving back from this store bc her mom had to pick up a uhaul and she was too small to ride with her so she got to ride with me#and this poor little 5 year old had to carry the conversation bc i didnt know what to talk to her about 😂 she's like what do you do when#you're home and im like don't tell her you lay in bed all day you can't tell the chils you're depressed and im like i like to read and play#with my animals and crochet. she was very jealous that i have cats. and when we were driving back from the park i had music on and her mom#and me were talking and shes like I CAN'T HEAR THE MUSIC GUYS and her mom goes that's her way of telling us to shut up. and then we stopped#talking and she's like i still can't hear the music 🙄 so i turned it up some and im like jen im introducing your daughter to waterparks 😂
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@winedarkthoughts
#ok listen#DONT HATE ME PLS#but i may or may not have started a new fic on another blog#i promise i will get back to tcoc when im ready for hurt/comfort#but right now all i can think about it this mystery/found family/addams family vibes fic that i can't stop writing about#anyways#for those who like to read what i write theres that 👉👈#this side blog will be for my more darker works/disgusting smut#dont be mad at me i'll be back for tcoc i swear we're all gonna die soon i gotta write what i wanna write in the moment ok??
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