#i can't help it!!
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okay kiddies i suppose we should do this huh ... so ... do we want a snippet from the fic i posted yesterday (seeking the (sex) services of a witch - aka witch!Henry) or one of the others i opened since then
alright ... 6 or 7 sentences from witch!henry AND southern philanthropy cuz they're my comfort boys can't help it!!! - if i must lol
first ... thanks for the tags @typicalopposite @suseagull04 @inell @sophie1973 @theprinceandagcd
@blueeyedgrlwrites @thighzp @caterpills (i'm gonna go read all ur stuffs soon)
so snips and tags under the cut cuz once again i rambled and it's already long lolz
OPEN TAG TO ANYONE WHO WANTS TO USE IT!
witch!henry
They make out on the sofa until Henry loses track of how long they’ve been there. Alex is straddling his thighs, grinding into him as they kiss, still slow and languorous. All of their movements make Henry feel as if he is in honey. Not that it’s a struggle so much as his movements feel gloriously heady with lust, like a blanket over him. Alex pulls back, and momentarily, Henry fears this is a dream and he will wake to find himself alone. Alex’s words quickly dispel him of that, “Hen, I need you to take me to bed, or I’m going to blow you right here on the couch.”
southern philanthropy 💚💚
“You weren’t there when I woke up, and I was afraid you left.” Liam sees Pez look at the counter, where he has the tray set up and plates out, waiting for food. Pez’s smile grows as he turns back to Liam. “Were you planning to bring me breakfast in bed?” “Maybe. Is that weird? Now that you say it out loud, I realize it is probably weird for something like this.” Liam turns to the eggs to hide the blush he can feel climbing. “Oh, I think whatever we want can be normal for this,” Pez whispers from where he’s moved behind Liam, “I’m just glad you didn’t leave.”
tag ur it!!! (unless u already did it and i'm behind the eight-ball once again lolz) @adreamareads @anincompletelist @catdadacd @cha-melodius @cricketnationrise
@duchessdepolignaca03 @emmalostinwonderland @everwitch-magiks @firenati0n @firstsprinces
@forever-fixating @getmehighonmagic @heysweetheart-writes @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @inexplicablymine
@jmagnabo92 @kiwiana-writes @littlemisskittentoes @myheartalivewrites @lizzie-bennetdarcy
@ninzied @piratefalls @porcelainmortal @priincebutt @softboynick
@sparklepocalypse @stellarmeadow @thesleepyskipper @thinkof-england @tinyarmedtrex
@eusuntgratie @taste-thewaste @tailsbeth-writes @judasofsuburbia (emily luv plz pretend i'm not the worst and this was here all along - i'm blaming the cold meds or all the fic plotting that fried my brain)
and anyone i've forgotten cuz that list seem short for me but my brain is kinda fried right now so ... yeah
#SUNDAY SENTENCES#witch!henry#firstprince#southern philanthropy#cuz i luv them#i luv them lots#i can't help it!!#another one night stand fic coming soon-ish
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I swear. I might as well be an addict when it comes to drawing little doodles of these guys.
#danganronpa#danganronpa trigger happy havoc#danganronpa art#danganronpa fanart#danganronpa makoto#makoto naegi#danganronpa kyoko#kyoko kirigiri#danganronpa byakuya#byakuya togami#i can't help it!!#these three are too cute and silly!
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i started wedding planning and now i'm like. let's do it ALL RIGHT NOW even though i have more than a year lmao
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WHISTLE!!!!!
#ted lasso#roy kent#every time EVERY TIME it makes cry of laughing!#i can't help it!!#OMG#🤣🤣#text#WHISTLE!!!!
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HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I LOVE ISAAC?!
THE BABY WE LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!
AND HIS PROTECTIVENESS OVER SCOTT IS JUST...AHHHH I CAN'T!!!
That whole scene between the two of them, with the code of "going to eat". Scott so desperately wanted to protect Isaac and keep him out of it, but there was no way Isaac was gonna let Scott go in on his own, because he wants to protect Scott just as much as Scott wants to protect him.
And then, like, the fact that Stiles says that he told Isaac what was happening to Scott and Isaac just lost it, like....
He had kept his cool in relation to Derek (understandably so, to be perfectly frank) and was able to help control Boyd in order to help Scott.
But the second SCOTT was the one in danger, and the twins were indirectly at fault...he was DONE. Because NOT HIS BOY SCOTT! NOT ON HIS WATCH!!
And the fact that Scott is literally the only one who can pull him off of Ethan...and with his VOICE ALONE, because Scott is the only person Isaac will listen to.
And the way he instantly calms down and smiles when he sees that Scott is okay I just...
I CAN'T WITH THEM OKAY!!! THEIR BROMANCE IS TOO CUTE!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
(The way Isaac just looks at him like "it's funny that you really think I'm gonna let you do this alone". <3 <3 <3 <3 <3)
#THEY'RE JUST SO CUTE YOUR HONOR!#I CAN'T HELP IT!!#like#stiles and scott are obviously still my favorite duo#because those two are the literal best and balance each other so well#but the brotherhood that's developing between scott and isaac??#very very VERYYYY close second#because it's SO GOOD#and SO CUTE!#and i love them#teen wolf#teen wolf season 3#teen wolf spoilers#3x5#okay NOW i'm gonna finish the episode lol#my bad#can you tell who my three favorite characters are?#lolol#oh as an aside#wtf deucalion#why on EARTH would you kill him?#like okay#what was the point of bringing him in there#if deucalion#was just gonna kill him?#wait#does this mean the other alphas will leave now?#since their leader killed their friend?#maybe#that'd be nice
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"I should draw Māori Miku!" I said to myself. "Just a fun sketch, it shouldn't take me long" I said to myself. Six hours later I come to with this in front of me and a wrist begging for mercy but holy fuck worth it. I love this trend this was so much fun
PLEASE DON'T REPOST ON OTHER SITES!!! ASK ME FIRST!!!!!
DISCLAIMERS AND NOTES ETC.... I'm Pākehā, meaning I am not of Māori descent. I hold so much respect for Māori people, for their values and traditions, and for the fierce pride with which kapa haka is performed. I thought if I was going to design a Māori Miku, it makes sense to dress her in a kapa haka kākahu, as her whole thing is singing and dancing!!! The moko kauae is not based off any real person's. I referenced the temporary moko kauae a lot of kapa haka performers wear!! Was tricky finding out whether or not depicting her with a moko kauae was a good idea, so I went the safe route- showing an aspect of Māori culture without stepping over any boundaries!! Brown eyed Miku is everything to me shout out brown eyed Miku.... I referenced like seven different outfits to put hers together!! I really hope this looks accurate or at least passable. Thanks to adorkastock for the pose ref!!
#international miku#miku#māori#māori miku#miku trend#hatsune miku#international hatsune miku#miku fanart#artists on tumblr#character design#I think this is the longest I've spent on any drawing this year#six hours was not. an exaggeration#save me from myself. help!!!!#miku in your culture#<- not my culture. but thats the tag#described art#hhoooly fuck I can't believe I finished this#aotearoa
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I get it, I really do, but I feel like ppl w decision paralysis related to Gazans are also suffering from a kind of non-malignant egotism
"who do I decide to give it to? everyone needs help! I can't help them all!"
You're not the only person they're asking!!!!!
If you choose one person to help that day, a bunch of other ppl choose others
stopping to overthink your inflated importance as an individual versus one in many is what's giving you paralysis
the more you burden yourself as an incapable hero the less you all act as a group-- which is the exact answer you're looking for
fkn close your eyes, scroll on OOB and donate to whoever you click on first
you're not god, it's not your job to save everyone
JUST DO SOMETHING
#can u imagine dying in a gen 0 cyde and a good chunk of the ppl you're begging at go 'but I can't save you all' and just sit there#Like???#help who ever comes to you / stands out first!
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dude not to be a bitch but starting my new job and spending every day surrounded by normies is really giving me a good long look at how fucked up the rhetorical landscape surrounding food and fatness is. the other week i overheard a guy confidently saying that the body doesn't actually require sugar and that if it wasn't for our dastardly perfidious taste buds we'd never crave it(???). just now my manager showed me this video of some dude scaremongering about pringles by saying that their ratio of sugar/salt/fat is CALCULATED to TRICK THE BRAIN into WANTING MORE. bitch you mean they made an effort to make their commercially produced snacks taste good? somebody phone the fucking fire department
#like i'm not disagreeing that snack foods are unhealthy it's just like#i can't help but feel like this all comes from a place of virulent fatphobia#shut up about your fucking diet
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some of these were conzepts i drew for @ranilla-bean fic the iconoclast. others are just me doodeling zuko in SEA inspired clothing (khemer or siam style/ so cambodia or thailand)
#atla#zuko#i... i thought maybe you guys like... to see these as well?#i did a lot#not just for zuko even other characters#outfits are just fun i can'T help myself
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Post patrol family game night goes awry ...
Meme reference under cut
#dreamer doodles#gintama batfam#batfam#batfamily#dick grayson#nightwing#bruce wayne#batman#tim drake#robin#robin iii#still don't know how i feel about this one#just glad to have another WIP done#bruce and dick can't help getting competitive#tim's just happy to be there :3c
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Kirk was a real one for this
#this is me when ppl don't like trek#iykyk#and if you don't know I can't help you#but trust me love wins#trek#tos#star trek#kirk#uss enterprise#she is a beautiful lady#and i do love her
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#this is doing numbers#follow me for more beatles bangers guys#god john was on something back then#john can't possibly hate octopus's garden more than maxwell's silver hammer#poor ringo#what was paul's take on that octopus song#i love it though#loved that scene where george was helping ringo with that song#made me believe in starrison#peace and love everyone#the beatles#john lennon#paul mccartney#george harrison#ringo starr#beatles#memes
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Archangel Aziraphale and Archdemon Crowley 😌
A step by step process of this will be available at my Patreon on october 1st!
#good omens#aziraphale#anthony j crowley#crowley#ineffable husbands#my art#I will level up every character I lay my hands on I can't help it#I blame my mmorpg history
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Kagebros!
#art#my art#didgital art#fanart#mob psycho 100#mp100#mp100 fanart#shigeo kageyama#ritsu kageyama#kageyama brothers#or kittyamas#every time i look at them i see two black cats#i can't help it
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okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.
like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).
but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.
im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.
#what the fuck.#unfortunately by the time i'd switched accounts (from personal to my poetry one)#i couldn't find it :(#this is why u SEND URSELF THE POST. WHICH I KNOW TO DO BUT!!!#i was so mad i just was like “i'm about to tear this commenter in twain” and . lost da post#if u urself are the 29 and got recently flamed by instagram#i love u. come here. write with me. i was about to pick up a sword for u.#i mean a BIGASS sword.#like we all know im a wlw girlie but the way ppl will be like ''id NEVER write sad poetry about a MAN not LOVING me!!!"#..... wowwwww ur so cool. anyway. people often experience emotions regardless of what u consider cringe.#& if ur gonna shame straight/bi women for feeling a certain way. hope u never write about the#weird relationship between u and ur father. or feeling different from ur brother.#or how ur male best friend fucked u over. since it's SO CRINGE. to have ANY feelings caused by a MAN#like be so for real. beloved. nobody is fucking saying this when men do it.#''oh it's cringe to like a woman or feel heartbroken by her.''#controlling women's feelings and actions???? it's more likely than u think.#btw op is nonbinary do NOT be gender essential on this post i'll kill u with my teeth#edit: btw for the person who dm'd me ''when is it misogyny and when is it actually valid''#pretty easy. if a man had done it#would it be cringe? . like if a man sang a sad song about ''she broke my damn heart''?#if he said ''i want to have kids with her'' or something sexually explicit?? like would u even LIKE IT if a male poet had said it?#& if it's like. nah a 35 yr old man being upset about this is cringe too. yeah it's just cringe. that exists. we both know it does.#but .... often i see this ONLY about women. and i can't help but hear like. how back in middle school#we were fed the lie ''girls mature faster.'' ... why do i have to be emotionally regulated? but if a man wrote about the same things?#..... idk . im pretty anti cringe culture to begin with. but this one feels so bad to me . ur still a person past 33.
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Epic birds~
When I'm bored I usually sketch epic characters and gods like birds, so I said, why not draw them digitally?
(Little Telemachus next to Odysseus has an idiotic face...)
#epic#owls#epic birds#epic fanart#birds#epic odysseus#antinous#telemachus#athena epic#I feel like Athena would be more like an barn owl#but I can't help but draw her all fluffy and soft.
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