#i can't help it

[straybird25]

Kagebros!

[mellosdrawings]

Princess-hair Jamil is definitely one of the prettiest boys at school. I'm always happy when they give him new hairstyles on cards.

(Yes, that's Yuu. I try not to draw them too much but sometimes I just gotta)

[jellymellydraws]

[claypigeonpottery]

sold

a snake in snake orchids

(snorchids)

[ozzgin]

As it gets colder where I live. As a blonde, I always think about the thing when people say that they are going to sacrifice a blonde for snow. I think you could explore that and have a blonde girl sacrificed to a monster or something. You can think of the rest ;)

I'm so sorry, but the first thing I thought of when reading your ask was "What about a short Reader who's taken away to Santa's workshop, and all the elves become obsessed with them?"

"Please, could I take a break," Reader pleads, having to stand on their tiptoes to reach the tall, wooden table. "I've been polishing this toy for hours."

"I've got something else you can polish," one of the elves responds with a snicker.

Actually, nevermind. It doesn't matter if you're short or not, you're sent to the mines either way. Back to work, blondie!!

[delzinrowe]

incorrect jjk quotes [36/?]

[lavendervirgos]

"My love" 🤝 moans politely

[shesnake]

Teaser poster for Park Chan-wook's next film No Other Choice, starring Lee Byung-hun and Son Ye-jin

[lacedwithfemtanyl]

who up fantasising about people's reaction to their death

[pseudophan]

my favourite thing about being a phannie is wholeheartedly believing dan and phil are very talented and very funny yet being just as surprised every single time they make something and it's actually really good and funny

[gold0kapi]

Eddie and Venom teaser

[starcraftt]

i love how pony's so sensitive about his age. like hon,, you're fourteen not fifty six you have time to not be sensitive about your age.

[dellain]

it's just kind of funny anytime i remember that edgeworth is canonically very handsome. bc this is what he looks like to me

[xx-stay-strongxx]

Immer mehr merk ich wie die Zeit an mir vorbei zieht und ich nicht vom Fleck komme, wie meine Träume immer mehr zerplatzen.

[jkvjimin]

(134/∞) the perfect nose for butterflies to land on it ♡

[junespriince]

Pride month

Bruce: Alfred, it's time.

Gotham City media: Batman has been seen in his pride month suits, it's wonderful to see Batman support the lgbtq+ community.

Jason: glad you support the gays, but when are you gonna lose the underwear over those suits? It's embarrassing.

Dick, stitching up Wally's suit again (he's inpatient y'all): he won't, the underwear is for the gays.... Don't look at Meower (Twitter but own by our queen Catwoman), my eyes can't unseen the thirst traps

Bruce: I'm just supporting my gay kids, is that so bad?

Tim: yes, mixing Brucie Wayne and Batman thirst traps, horny comments, and the league and villains blowing up your work phone I use is horrible... Aunt Diana shouldn't be calling you baby girl in front of my own eyes.

Steph: also homophobic you wearing that, nah, not on my watch I'm going to make suits so gay so cunty you will serve so bad joker will go to jail without fuss.

Cass: thank god, if I have to see those underwear again I will unadopted myself from embarrassment.

Bruce: the first suit was a good suit, haters gonna hate.

Them: ew... Stop

Duke: hey steph of not too overwhelming, think you can make all of us pride suits?

Steph: on it. Excuse me loser I have a job to do.

Dick: do you want to fix dipshits suit for me?

Steph: your boyfriend your duty to fix his shit.

Dick: he's lucky he's pretty.

Damian: Stephanie, a word on my suit colors... I think I want the trans flag.

Steph: is this you coming out or supporting trans kids?

Damian:... Both.