#i can’t wait to go home
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Me: *really liking to cook and bake things*
My hands:

#here’s the totally funny meme I teased#relatable memes#dank memes#memes image#best memes#tumblr memes#meme#funny memes#lol memes#I swear every chef I know have lost their heat nerves or whatever in their hands#I don’t even know they do it#very funny#I know how jokes work#I’m totally not trying to say it’s funny so that way the cringe of this meme at least makes you smile#baking#home cooking#cooking#baked goods#bakery#no bake#nerves#do they even feel things in their hands#I think the talk of hands is going to make some people suspicious#how be funny?#is this funny#idk what else to tag#idk#i can’t wait to go home#i got nothing#do you so happen to have soap?
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I have the next 4 days off… what do you think I’m going to do?
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Some white man is bbqing and his food stank
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i have been by myself for too long i’m starting to think everyone hates me again
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tgcf artbook arrived!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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my hair is so fucked up omg i can’t wait to wash it
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN MY LIL SPOOKS 💘✨
#i can’t wait to go home#and watch scary movies#ehehehehehe#hope you all have a v festive day#filled with candy#💘✨
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sorry i’m coping
#op#i can’t wait to go home#it’s only a few posts like ten times each? average. it’s fine ur fine yay
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I just love my sisters
#stating the obvious#but#I just can’t imagine a world without them#they’re my babies#and best friends#im so grateful im able to call them my siblings#im glad im now able to let go over the resentment I had when I was younger#they couldn’t help being born how they were#I try to be more receptive towards them#I miss them sm rn#I can’t wait to go home#conflictingly they r my world
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IT’S MY LAST NIGHT SLEEPING IN THIS DORM ROOM!!!!!!! LAST NIGHT HAVING TO LISTEN TO MY ROOMMATE’S NOISE MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! BIG WIN FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#i can’t wait to go HOME#i’ve been sick and miserable all week but now i see the light at the end of the tunnel
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ALSO I walked to the bus with a girl who’s in my iep class. The bus is like super empty and it’s not where it usually is so that’s weird
#I can’t wait to go home#I’m gonna make like something with the rice dough I made a bit ago I don’t want it to go bad
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i worked 10-3 at one of my jobs, spent 30 min getting food, 30 min going to my other job, and now i work 4-8 at this one
#:(#i can’t wait to go home#im sleepy#and i gotta get up extra earlu tmr bc i have a 8am class that goes until 1 :(
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Do I want to throw all the glassware on the floor and then pick up all the pieces with my bare hands and then throw them all as far as I can, yes. Have I ever done that? No. Will I? No. But I want to
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haven’t gotten a single quiet moment at work this week and it is turning me evil
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Darlin’s Wolf Form
@krashkitty wrote this delightful little post, which in turn inspired this:
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Darlin’ doesn’t show Sam their wolf form for so long because they’re terrified of his reaction. They know how they look. Their wolf has always been frightening, even before they acquired the numerous scars carved across their body.
It’s partly their size; they’re just a bit smaller than David (and that guy is fucking huge).
It’s also their gait. They walk with a stagger, which makes their movements slightly disjointed and jerky.
And it’s their teeth, which are unusually sharp and too large for their mouth, causing their lower jaw to hang open in a permanent gaping grin.
Even the sounds they make are horrifying: every growl and snarl and howl is layered—haunting and gravely and resonant and raspy. Hearing them is fucking eerie.
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When the Inversion happens, Darlin’ is watching the games at home on the tv. As soon as they see the shades onscreen, they shift and race to the stadium. Fast as they are, though, the ward is already up by the time they get there. They claw and bite at that ward for hours before it finally comes down.
They don’t even think about how they look while they’re searching for Sam; they are just laser focused on his scent. Only after they see him, hurt but safe, do they shift back and tackle him into a hug.
After the Inversion, Darlin’ is still apprehensive about shifting for Sam. But now at least they can skip the formal presentation that most mates do the first time they shift. It takes away some of the pressure. They shift once when the two of them are attacked by Quinn’s cronies, but that’s about it.
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Until one day, Darlin’ asks Sam if he is scared of their wolf form. Sam bursts out laughing. Nothing—he assures Darlin’—nothing about them is scary to him. Impressive? Yes. Awe inspiring? For sure? But scary? Never.
Later that night, he finds a very large wolf sprawled in front of his fireplace.
Sam learns every spot on Darlin’s body that they like to be pet. He boops their scarred snout and gives their fur sweet kisses. Darlin’ gives tentative kisses (licks) back, until they realize they make Sam laugh. Then they barrage him with kisses (giant, slobbery licks), until Sam is on the floor in stitches.
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One time, Sam calls Darlin’ ‘pup’. He doesn’t mean to; it accidentally slips out. Cause that’s how he sees them, just a big adorable puppy. He splutters out an apology, mistaking Darlin’s scarlet face as a sign of embarrassment. Darlin’ then has to admit (quite meekly) that they actually really like the pet name, much to Sam’s relief and delight.
It’s pretty amusing from an outside perspective to see Sam cooing at this enormous, nightmarish wolf and calling them his puppy, and to see said wolf furiously wag their tail in response.
#in comparison Quinn would call Darlin ‘hellhound’#at the time they kinda took pride in the name cause it made them feel strong and powerful#but towards the end of the relationship they started internalizing the name and it made them feel like shit#i’m very very sleepy#at least work is slower than yesterday#and i get tomorrow off thank goodness#we’re getting more snow today so that’s fun#can’t wait to go home and watch the snow fall#mayhem is brewing#mayhem needs to go to sleep#redacted audio#redacted fanfic#redacted fandom#redacted asmr#redacted darlin#redacted sam#redacted headcanons#redactedverse
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i keep thinking about chris’s “i tried complaining once, it didn’t work” line and also how he’s super witty and funny and perceptive and also A Teenager and how that all would influence the way he navigates a world that isn’t always accessible to him…
just imagining post-ladder-truck-crush-injury buck and chris both using crutches while buck is still getting used to things suddenly being inaccessible to him and getting like, little zingers of insights and life lessons from his best friend’s kid while out and about. chris showing him how he gets up and down the tall curbs when a sidewalk is blocked off unexpectedly, and very loudly and often proclaiming his distain for the “fuck-you” steps (the 1-2 tiny steps at the front doors of houses and buildings that immediately make that entrance no longer accessible)
like buck researches a couple of easy activities for them to try while he’s is still healing and tired and is looking into the establishment’s accessibility accommodations, and hey! the place says on the website that they’re wheelchair friendly! that usually covers his and chris’s bases, so they should be good to go. but when they get there it turns out that, while there IS an accessible entrance with a “ramp”, it’s actually the cargo loading zone that’s literally on the other side of the building which would require them to walk a couple of extra blocks up and back down the street on the other side. obviously they can still get in, but buck feels awful because that’s not what he wanted out of his preparedness. chris just tells him “it’s okay, it happens a lot actually”, and buck is even MORE sad about it, but chris just conspiratorially adds “this is my favorite kind” and starts making his way towards the set of like, idk eight stairs at the front of this building. buck is obviously confused and looks at eddie who just shakes his head fondly, sighs and says “yeah, he does this sometimes” before encouraging buck to follow. when buck finally reaches chris, he’s balancing his crutches on the first stair and turns to buck to whisper “now we get to make them feel bad about it” and proceeds to very feebly, very slowly—and buck has seen chris rough and tumble and rocket his way through things that could (and do) trip him up, this is the most dramatic act of put-upon helplessness buck has EVER seen from this kid—make his way up the stairs. he even sticks his bottom lip out into a little pout for good measure. one of the staff sees them through the glass doors and comes out to tell them about the “ramp” in the back of the building, and before buck can even think of what to say in response, chris is just telling them, very sadly, that he “wouldn’t be able to walk that far without getting too tired 😔😔😔” and continues his hammed-up, sad, slow trek up the stairs while a very harried staff member kind of hovers, not knowing what to do.
buck has to bite his cheek to keep himself from laughing at chris’ act, and then again at the face the staff member makes when they catch sight of buck too, as he begins very dutifully following chris’s lead, eddie in their wake.
#I always say im going to put a scene like this in a fic but ive never found a home for it#i love my disabled friends we r the funniest people on earth#the inspiration for this anecdote brought to you by my wheeler friend who could only use the 2nd floor bathroom in a building w no elevator#(in the building where they worked!!)#and would very sadly Crawl Up The Stairs Past The Exec Offices until someone did smth#hysterical#anyways i love chris i can’t wait to see more of his personality and character come through as he gets older!!!#iinryer post
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