#i can’t see without my glasses
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#sea cucumber#cucumber#can’t see#i can’t see without my glasses#redbubble#digital art#my art#my artwork#AtheistBishop#punny#punnyjokes#very punny#funny art#play on words
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Serious Question Here
When you have your picture taken for a United States passport, you’re not allowed to wear glasses because of glare, obscuring the face, blah, blah, blah…
So if you wear (plain prescription) contact lenses in your passport picture, but you wear glasses to the airport, do they detain you?
If it helps, my glasses frames are a little on the thick side.
#serious question#picture#photograph#passport#united states#travel#international#airplane#airport#detain#glasses#contact lenses#prescription#i can’t see without my glasses#or my contacts#for that matter#nearsightedness#might be going on a trip#yay#gotta prepare#pack#luggage#carry on#i’m just loading up on tags now#in hopes this gets seen#i need answers#please#pretty please#thank you in advance#jetsetter
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the quote “everything i’ve ever let go of has claw marks in it” but it’s richie breaking down outside of neibolt screaming eddie we have to help him he’s still in there eddie eddie eddie
#reddie#still can’t believe bev dryly told him richie he’s gone and then made out with her new lover in front of him???#while he cleaned eddie’s blood from his glasses#i’ll actually never forgive her for that#they are fucking worms in my brain#i can’t see anything without relating it to them#except… this one’s kind of obvious#richie tozier i’m so sorry
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I start drinking and then remember I have a physical form
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✨ gossamer // jay nakamura ✨
i was thinking about superman: son of kal-el and how jay obviously wears glasses, but during the fight in gamorra he almost immediately loses his new goggles — someone help this poor boy!!! he can’t see!!!
#my art#jay nakamura#gossamer#dc#superman#fanart#procreate#artists on tumblr#i’m sure his prescription is low/he’s wearing contacts for the fight but STILL !!#i can’t see an inch from my face without my glasses (not even exaggerating) !!#he just really has to memorize the colors of his teammates’ costumes lol
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My only takeaway from s5 episode 48 “Betty”
#Give him a minute#bro just spawned in#someone help him#Tiny Simon#His glasses#he can’t see without his glasses#im sorry#No im not#im losing my mind#Why Is he smol#✨sChMoL✨#Did he shrink as ice king or something#I think he did#If you couldn’t tell im hyperfixated on adventure time#favorite character#Simon petrikov#adventure time fanart#adventure time#ice king#Betty#Simon petrikov fanart#Digital art#silly#fanart#my art#digital drawing#iArtbook#Artists on tumblr#small artist#drawing
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I don’t even think Whumper remembers that Whumpee had glasses before they were captured. They just think their stupid pet can’t read. and always flinches half a second too late.
#jinkies!!!1#I just can’t see without my glasses#akia.txt#whump prompt#idfk#eyesight whump#glasses whump#??#is that even a tag#idk but get nerfed in the eyesight dept ig#I would’ve been eaten by a sabertooth tiger if this were the oogabooga times#captive whumpee#pet whump
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Guys do you ever get new glasses after not getting an updated pair for two years and then realize how blind you’re getting. Just the. The difference in lens thickness from my old pair and then my new pair on bottom. It’s like over double the thickness and I just. I cannot see.
Anyone that doesn’t need glasses should feel special because it’s rough out here man
#feel free to disregard#I wish I could fucking see man#can’t do shit without glasses#but also I like my glasses so it’s fine#I had my last frames for five years so this is the first time I’ve had new frames in a while#feel so fashionable. fashionably blind
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omg it wasn’t really my hairdressers fault there was a misunderstanding + mishearing at the same time BUT I GOT FUCKED UP SO BAD AT THE HAIRDRESSER I CALLED THE FAMILY GC 4 TIMES IN A ROW AND THEY THOIGHT I WAS DYING .
#there was a point where she cut it to the right length and then she asked me about the style#and I was like oh could you get it more straight? (like with an iron)#AND SHE SOMEHOW THOUGHT I SAID SMALLER? WHICH ISNT EVEN CLOSE IN JAPANESE EITHER#SUTORĒTO AND SHE THOUGHT I SAID CHICCHAI? TINY? OMG#AND LIKE TO HER CREDIT SHE TRIED TO WARN ME AND SAID IT MIGHT LOOK WEIRD WITH MY HAIR TEXTURE AND INWAS LIKE THATS FINE#BC I THOUGHT SHE WAS REFERRING TO STRAIGHTENING? WITH A HAIR IRON? AND I DO IT ALL THE TIME SO I YHOIGHT SHE MIGHT JIST NOT KNOW HOW#AND I COULD FIX IT WHEN I GET HOME#OH my god. and also I am nearly blind without my glasses like I can’t see the mirror in front of me. so. so. !
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my twitch stream got raided last night with viewers .. and i read the notification and thought it meant in the game 😭🥺 anyway thank you blaiseeffect for sending viewers my way 🩵
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Who spent their entire morning taking clips of Mort for video edits?
Me. The answer is me.
#bob’s burgers#mort the mortician#my beautiful little mortican man#old man with a toupee and probably can’t see shit without his glasses make my heart soar#anyway#mort edits eventually when I think of a good song#and get home cuz I suddenly had to leave my house when I wasn’t planning on it
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I hope from now on Tanaka has the most slapstick shit with his glasses. Some real Velma type shit.
#That’s what he was doing while Yoshiki was putting ‘hikaru’s head back on and getting his ass sent to the hospital#just scrounging on the floor like ‘my glasses! I can’t see without my glasses!’#For the whole time the ambulance took to get there. To the remote village that’s an hour long bike ride from the city with the hospital.#hikaru ga shinda natsu#the summer hikaru died#hgsn#hgsn spoilers#My hgsn shit#It’s the only explanation I can think of for what he was doing in that time
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How can you guys even see a number there lmao it’s just a blur to me
just reblogged a photo where it’s clearly 12
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Shakti, the myopic female drow at the beginning of Daughter of the Drow is very relatable to me.
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Someone just told me people can read words from a book more than a foot away someone tell me they were lying 😭😭😭
#fuck all y’all sighted people#yall can see LEAVES and the markings on the MOON and TEXTURE from far away#fuck yall for being allowed to see that for free#I can’t even see my phone without my glasses unless it’s literally right next to my face
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