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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HONGJOONG!!!!! Eeeee my birthday is next week then it’s Wooyoungs day!!!!
Cw: explicit language, unprotected sex (that’s not real responsible… wrap it up bestie), studio sex, pull out method (not the toaster strudel), ass slappin, little handjob
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Your relationship with Hongjoong wasn’t that hard to understand. Simply because there was no relationship. He called whenever he was stressed or angry and you came to help with whatever he needed then you went on your way after. You were both pretty content with how things were working surprisingly, you fully expecting him to have caught feeling by now or vice versa but no, the dynamic between the two of you worked perfectly just the way it was.
It was just nearing 2am but you were anything but tired. Being on a weird zombie kick recently you were currently on your 3rd apocalypse movie when your phone started ringing out of know causing you to jump “What?” You snap, your heart still racing a bit “Well hello to you too” he chuckles on the other end “Sorry. Wasn’t expecting your call” you apologize, pausing your movie “Yeah, I know it’s late but I need you” his voice sounded a little strained “Are you home?” You ask gathering your stuff, luckily you had already showered beforehand “Uh no. I’m at the studio….” His voice trailed off towards the end “Okay, I can meet you there. It’s late so there should be a lot of people out” you put your shoes on ready to walk out of the door “No. I don’t wanna have car sex again. Just come inside” and you pause. You guys have never fucked in his studio, NEVER. It was either his apartment, your apartment or your car right outside the studio. “Oh. Um… are you sure?” You ask very confused and quite baffled “Yeah yeah it’s fine. I really need you right now” he was borderline begging “Okay needy boy I’ll be there in ten”
The drive over seemed to breeze by; next thing you know, you were opening the doors to KQ Entertainment for the first time. You didn’t know the layout of the building so it wasn’t a surprise that you got lost immediately “JOONG?” You call out not wanting to wander around any longer “IN HERE” he yells back “WHERE THE FUCK IS HERE” he doesn’t respond and you’re tempted to just turn and leave but before you can he pops out of the door at the end of the hall. You make your way to him as he holds the door open for you and closes it as soon as you’re in the room.
He doesn’t give you any time to look around, pressing his lips to yours, his hand pulling you impossibly closer. The sound of your moans, as he leaves open-mouth kisses down your neck, causes his jeans to become uncomfortably tight. Your hands find their home tugging slightly as he sucks and nips at your sweet spot. His hands tug at the hem of your shirt before he peels himself away from you to pull the annoying piece of clothing off you and to his pleasant surprise, you're braless. The cold air of the studio causes your nipples to harden and he can feel himself drool at the sight. He wastes no time wrapping his lips around your left bud, his hand massaging your other breast. The feeling of his tongue on your sensitive bud causes your mind to swirl and you can't help the sighs of pleasure that leave your mouth. Your hands leave his hair and travel down his body before they stop at the waistband of his jeans. He doesn't even notice that you've unbuttoned them, too focused on giving your other nipple the attention it deserves. Only when your hand slips into his boxer does he pull off with a whiney moan "You're so hard Joongie." You bite your lip as you watch his eyes darken to a brown so dark it's almost black "You made me this way. Ya gonna fix it?" He pulls his own shirt off when you give him a fervent nod. He pulls you back into a messy kiss, your chest pressed against his as he backs you until your ass meets a hard surface.
Your hand grabs ahold of his hard cock and he can't help when his hips buck ever so slightly when he feels you start to slowly jerk him, stopping at his angry tip that's leaking so much precum that makes your mouth water. Your thumb spreads his arousal around making it a little easier to move your hand up and down but his jeans still make it slightly challenging "You want me to take these off" It's as if he can read your mind. He doesn't wait for a response because he already knows what it is considering your other hand was already pushing the tight fabric off his hips and down his legs before he could even move. He almost laughed when he noticed you pulled his boxers down too. You almost let out a whiney groan when you see his pretty cock sitting nice and hard in your hand. His tip is so painfully red and you want nothing more than to wrap your lips around it, another time maybe. His lips meet yours again and you start to move your hand faster. He lets out little moans against your mouth and his hips thrust to match the pace of your hand that's fisting him so well. With each jerk, he's pushed closer to release but he doesn't cum yet. Taking your wrist in his hand he pulls you off and you can't but look at him quizzically "Need to fuck you"
He turns and bends you over the desk, his hips pressed against you and his hand travels from the back of your head, down your spine to the fatty flesh of your ass, giving it a nice squeeze. The feeling of his fingers causes you to shiver thinking of how many times you’ve cum on them. He does nothing but grope your cheeks and you start to grow impatient. You wiggle your hips trying to speed him along but it only provokes him and he gives a quick smack on one of your cheeks. The stinging only adds to the mess in your panties and you push your ass against his erection "You're so impatient" he shakes his head at you "Weren't you the one who call me?' Your reply only earns you another smack. You almost breathe a sigh of relief when his hand finally pushes down your sweatpants. His fingers run along your clothes cunt feeling your wetness pool from the lacy fabric "Shit, you're always so wet for me love" he groans before he slides your panties down. He grabs his shaft and rubs his up and down your wet pussy gathering your slickness on his tip.
You let out a pathetic whine when he pushes his fat tip in “I’ve only put the tip and you’re already so whiney” his taunts quickly turn into a moan when you push yourself back onto him. Your fingers attempt to grip the wooden surface below you as you clench around him trying to adjust the intrusion “Holy fuck, you’re also so tight” he says, jaw tense, teeth gritted. He starts off with a mean pace, having a lot of pent-up frustration he needs to get out but you don’t mind one bit. His heavy thrust pushes you against the desk knocking things over and pushing the various papers onto the floor. Your mind is full of nothing but him and the feeling of his girthy cocky stretching so perfectly. “It’s just so frustrating sometimes I swear fuck” he grunts, his hands grip your waste pulling you back to meet his thrusts. You moan while looking over your shoulder and the sight almost made you cum. His bottom lip was caught between his teeth, eyebrows furrowed in concentration, even in the dull light of the room he looked breathtaking. “And he never listens to me. It’s like-ugh-it’s like I’m dealing with a five year old all the time” his pace was getting faster that you barely comprehend his words but when you hear five year old you quickly think of Wooyoung. "Ah fuck I need this. Needed your perfect little pussy." You nearly scream when he places your leg up on the desk pushing painfully deeper "Fuck Joongie, right there oh god don't stop" Your eyes roll back as your orgasm hits you out of nowhere. The feeling of your pussy contracting around him has him spiraling.
“Oh fuck oh fuck gonna cum fuck fuck m’cumming. Gotta pull out” he huffs and gives you a few more thrusts before pulling out. Breathy moans escape him as he spills all over your ass and lower back, his hips stutter as he tries to get every last drop out. You both stay stationary for a few seconds trying to recollect before he reaches over to grab some tissues and cleans you up. You stay in a comfortable silence as you dress yourselves and you look over at him after you pull your shirt on “Feel better?” You ask leaning against the same desk he just had you pressed against. He gives you a short laugh “Always do” he looks at his phone seeing it’s almost 3:30am “It’s pretty late. If you’re tired you can sleep on the couch. I don’t really want you driving sleepy” he nods his head over to the comfy looking couch on the side wall. You look at him confused, another thing you’ve never done is spend the night together, you fuck then you leave nothing more so when he suggested you sleep here in his studio it left confused beyond belief. You stare at him momentarily to see if he is joking but his face is serious “Um… this is new” you hesitantly say. He just shrugs nonchalantly “I’ve got like 3 songs to finish by 10am so I know I’m gonna need you again” “Okaayyy”
#ateez#ateez fanfic#ateez imagines#ateez x reader#ateez kim hongjoong#ateez hongjoong#kim hongjoong smut#kim hongjoong#ateez smut#happy birthday to the best captain that's ever walked this earth#I WANT HIS SO BAD THAT ITS ACTUALLY INSANE#hongjoong smut
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I saw some really lovely art that depicted some of the Splatoon Idols more chubby than they are and like... I need to rant because I think society as a whole has a massive issue and we need to seriously talk about it.
I think that a lot of people have a deep rooted hatred and disgust for fat people and in my personal opinion, I find that kind of thought process to be vile and sickening to my core.
No, being fat and just living isn't promoting an unhealthy life style to others and if you think otherwise I kindly ask you to go jump into a volcano.
No, body positivity isn't saying that being obese is healthy and that you should strive for it, body positivity is body acceptance. Accepting what your body is and treating yourself with patience and care rather than guilt and shame. Did you know that bringing shame upon a fat person via bullying and harassment actually discourages them from wanting to change how they look? FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS OUT HUH?!?!!? BULLYING IS... OH I DONT KNOW... BAD?!?!?!?!
If you wanna encourage someone who you think is overweight to lose weight, then ask them, "Hey bro, you wanna go for a walk at the park together?" Or "Hey dude, let's go to the gym together. We can train and I can help you out." SIMPLE AS IS!!!! GOT IT?!?!?!
I think that beauty standards across the globe have made it so that millions and millions of people believe that being skinny or muscular are the only way to be attractive, that being skinny or ripped will get you a partner and if you are fat you are unlovable.
As someone who is chubby, due to beauty standards and fatphobia online, I've felt disgusted and shame over looking at myself in the fucking mirror. Every time I look at my belly, I just wish it would magically go away, and I look at my own flesh and blood with a sickening feeling. Sometimes I think about doing something... drastic to my gut...
I've thought about literally starving myself to get rid of my fat because of what people say online about fat people, treating them as monsters, as lazy disgusting unlovable beasts... I saw any bit of fat on my body as a mark of shame and disgust...
Fatphobia is so deep into people's brains that even people on the other side who are incredibly skinny and sick get ignored because they are seen as healthier than a fat person.
And besides fatphobia, I've been seeing a lot of hate and backlash for fans making different takes on the characters, making Callie have darker skin, making Marie black, etc etc. And like... if you hate on that kind of fan art in the community? Go fuck yourself. Honesty. Go fuck off. I want you gone. "Oh why did you draw Marie like that?!?!" It's a fan interpretation dumbass, it's not canon, it's just friendly fun. If people wanna draw Callie as black then that's perfectly fine.
If you're a true fan of Splatoon then you would actually like seeing the characters in different interpretations...
It's just... it's just fucked man honestly. I'm so disappointed in the god damn Splatoon community yet again, a community full of various different people from different backgrounds, yet a hatred for fat people still lives on so casually. Instead of being sympathetic and understanding, people are spreading hate and animosity.
Do fucking better. Stop treating fat people with hatred, treat them with sympathy for once in your fucking lives.
#splatoon#splatoon 3#ranting#fatphobia#serious post#im upset#splatoon idols#do better#splatoon community#callie cuttlefish#callie splatoon#marie splatoon#marie cuttlefish
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I’m genuinely so confused so don’t take this the wrong way as I also voted for Kamala. Trump was president before and for me ( a pan black woman) it wasn’t bad( I guess that depends on where you live I’m in a blue state) I don’t understand why everyone is so scared when we know what he’s like as president. Also the abortion thing, since the Supreme Court gave the power to the states no president can undo that. Not even trump himself (thank god) what’s important right now is to find out who runs your state and make sure to vote for keeping abortion legal there🤍
It's perfectly fine to be confused. All this shit is very fucking confusing. But the main problem with it is is his people own the house now so what that means is he can throw whatever fucking lol he wants into place now and they'll just vote it like mindless fucking drones. Like I said before at the end of the day, we will be fine. We just have to stay here and tell him to go fuck himself same with his supporters. They can go fuck themselves because the biggest fuck you to them and him we can give to them is not giving up. another thing people aren't realizing is at the end of this month he has to go to court still and he still has that case against him they put that off for the election and now that the election is over it's time for the court case to begin they also have 60+ people that were with Trump during everything that had happened that are willing to testify against him, now do I think something will come of this? Who knows. But another main issue with this is he is a rapist a homophobe a fucking felon, a failed businessman, who was given his money. I could sit here and keep going but I won't. Going back to what you originally said yes it wasn't that bad when he was in office, but you have to understand when he was in office. We were still under Obama's policies still. The reason everything was so cheap because it was Obama's economy and towards the end of it everything was so cheap like gas prices that was the main thing Gas prices were so cheap because it was a pandemic. No one was driving anywhere lol. People definitely should get involved in that local government because like you said, the abortion thing is mainly voted on in your state, which is good because that means he can't technically fully control that. This post is going to end up being 5000 words I need to stop 😭
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something about getting to the end of something you're making and just like. reconciling yourself to the fact that it's kind of garbage. and then looking at it again a few days later and being like. actually. this is pretty good. and then you get so used to this cycle that when you're at the point of actively thinking something you're making is garbage...you're smart enough to know rationally that you're just In The Thick Of It and it will probably look pretty a-okay in a few days. you're a smart person! you understand this! but somehow. it still just looks like garbage. even though you KNOW what your brain is doing. you know it!! you understand!!!
anyway what's that called.
#i want to be very clear i am not looking for reassurance because i do genuinely logically understand what's happening right here#i am fully positive that i'll be perfectly fine with what i'm making in a few days. i understand!!! so this isn't about reassurance!#this is me pointing at this phenomenon and saying HEY HUMAN BRAINS SURE ARE A LITTLE FUCKED UP HUH#that's what's happening here.#what the hell was evolution cooking with when it spat US out lmao#the way one can break down exactly what's happening in one's brain but still can't turn the switch that's doing it OFF?#amazing#who designed these things. i have some FEEDBACK.#humans#writing#creating#me: ugh this sucks | also me: but eh that's just my brain doing the thing | me: it still feels like it sucks | also me: just don't feel!!!
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i am very grateful that im not someone that has to deal with daily seizures but it is evil when it takes like a week and a half's worth of business days to recover from a seizure
#if i had them everyday or every other day i would be so fucked 😭#id like to say they dont bother me per se but the entire week after is laying in bed after 11 pm and wondering if jts going to happen again#bc my head feels like its about to explode#and then do not get me started on the fear of getting in the shower within the first few days of one happening .#reasonably i understand that my seizures happen from 11pm to maybe 3 am on average .#but ill have a seizure and then have to hype myself up for like 2 hours just to take one 3 days later st like 2 pm#my seizures do not interfere with my day to day life in extreme ways but existing knowing that i have them during a certain time frame is#like. Hey man can you grow up#also it is really funny being told theyre probably hormonal or stress related and should 'probably stop' as i get into my mid 20s .#Well im turning 25 next month and evidently i still have seizure activity in me#also also heres a fun fact: my epilepsy does not have an actual named diagnosis they just said i certainly have a Form of it ❤️#they dont know what causes them and i have no real warning signs (bc a headache =/= potential seizure)#they dont bother me but i do have to live with the knowledge that i could have one any day now and wake up to my mom asking me questions#hope everyone can tell i have a lot of feelings about my epilepsy despite not talking about it like ever ❤️#the only thing that really bothers me is the no warning signs. ive been perfectly fine and had them. ive had massive migraines when i was#unmedicated and didnt have one. very bizarre#and ofc all my brain scans come back normal all the time so they dgaf Lol
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I never got too deep into enstars but there are days where I miss Mama 😔
#no one should ever be surprised that I main Boothill >:( /silly#yeehaw partner /jjjjjjjjj#i also like eichi for the aesthetic. he's like if you mix dain's face and ayato's mindset. actual warcriminal emperor-#and i think in terms of singing kaito slays 🔥🔥🔥🔥 I'm sorry.#actually in terms of songs in general imho it's valkyrie and akatsuki HAHAHAH#then idk i think i vibe with most undead songs though i wish there were like valentine eve's nightmare-#PERFECTLY-IMPERFECT 🔥🔥🔥🔥#fORBIDDEN RAIN- okay ill#stfu abt undead songs HAHAH#me typing these tags just slowly but surely reminds me I actually very much enjoy adonis' voice#in terms of trauma I think I got it most from Eden songs HAHAHAHHA the fricking apocalypse dance shit i forgot name but THAT#i love how i went “oh i like undead too but not as much i guess” and then proceeded to talk about undead songs more than akatsuki#and valkyrie HAHAHAHHA I'm a fricking liar#HEY HEY i mostly like valkyrie cuz shu's voice is mesmerizing- and every song in akatsuki slays because of their vocals even if I'm not th#e biggest fan of their genre leave me alone my biggest taste in men depends on their voice 😭😭😭😭😭#though in terms of friendship MaM/DoubleFace CrazyB and alkaloid for sure we'd be friends absolutely-#i played the music!! one not the original and nothing got me as hyped in the story as the fricking crazy roulette HAHAHAHA#GOT ME FEELIN LIKE I WAS IN THE CONCERT#never be a loooooSAAAAAUURRRRR *breakdances*#kiss of life is also mwah they're all my children. i know nothing on properly playing this game but i know i tried to main the christian guy#produce? forgot name but HIM I also love his voice and I have one of his priest card so he fricking dances with the priest uniform HAHAHAH#random confession: i don't have a 5 star mama card. orz.#anyways back to regular chaos in the tags omg aira i remember him what a mood and also the phantom oh frick forgot his name but i have his#sanrio card HAHAHHA 😭😭 i haven't leveled it up. i don't play this religiously-#the grind feels so overwhelming and i understand nothing I'm still on the work task 2 thing HAHHAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#most importantly i want to mention my redhead son i forgot his name but i love him very much my pretty son and his chaotic older bro i#support them both amen#as for fine. i don't really like most their songs that much...? okay this time I'm not lying like with Undead HAHAHAH I do vibe with#tempest nights for SURE absolute bop my dear blue haired clown is my fave fine member (as you can tell i love my loud girlies HAHAHHA)#most knight songs are bops and I like all the members- specially mister ensemble stRaws musiC (my other red haired son)
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the sex education ep about disability rep and accessibility has me bawling on the floor i'm a fucking mess. FINALLY. finally we're talking about this.
watching all the students have a sit-in until the lift gets fixed made me break down crying like oof. ok. yeah 😭
#i was literally just thinking this morning that with all the queer rep we've been getting recently#we're still cruelly lacking in disabled rep#and whenever we do get disabled characters they're usually magically fine and integrated into society perfectly#like with eileen from supernatural. they never talk about how alienating it is not to be able to understand half of what's going on around u#somehow she can magically read lips even in dark environments or when they're mumbling/turning away from her#other characters around her don't or barely make the effort to sign#i can't even think of a single visually impaired character off the top of my head#definitely none with my specific impairment#and characters in wheelchairs are usually just there in the background#with no insight into what daily life in our ableist society is like#not to mention chronic pain rep/people who aren't in wheelchairs but do need a cane#or who get tired so fast that they cannot keep a regular school/work schedule#like where is our rep?? when are we gonna start talking about how impossible life is when nothing is made to accommodate you?#anyway good for sex education#i needed to take a break from the episode bc it was so overwhelming#in a good way!!!!#i'm gonna get back to it now#rain posts
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i find it very funny the one place my heart went to find a (visual) depiction of bruce I liked best was in extremely nsfw yaoi batjokes fanart (as opposed to the comics, say). looked at him taking the joker way up his guts and went yep that's mr. wayne.
#it's the vulnerability i think#he looks just the right of tortured/resigned/pleased/open#i like him with the joker i think it's a slippery slope morally speaking but they're peers yk it's the same ground#with the batkids he always owes them something he's always maligned them in some way or the other#that can be interesting to explore especially wrt to who bruce is as a man and in the figure of the batman#but it is also tiring and always feels like a step aside from the character itself#i feel like he could fling the joker off a building and it wouldn't matter their bond is like a rubber band that doesn't snap#bc the joker does retaliate and does address him with derision and disappointment he's not just a dog lapping at his balls#but it's still like. the batman and the joker. there's no world without the other--at least not this one#this is also why im perfectly fine with jason's death and the under the red hood events#or at least i don't find any like. discrepancies there#i feel like in the moment of jason's offer i understand precisely where each of those three ppl are coming from#[a constellation with dubious intentions has sponsored 500 coins!]
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i havent stopped looking at my own selfies from the other night. obsessed with her. in love with my own reflection. truly channelling narcissus in the modern era.
#my feminine presentation is so removed from my usual self that its almost like looking at another person#like for the first time i think i can kinda understand why my fiances so obsessed w me. my fiances still out of my league though to be clear#to be clear i think im hot when im masc too its just that i already like. Know That.#thats the me i see in the mirror everyday and hes perfectly fine looking i know im cute#but like ive said before dressing feminine is like drag for me so its like looking at a character#txt
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Dan Heng is no longer a dragon looking man and (unless I'm extremely unobservant) it's not explained at all!!! He looks really boring in comparison and I'm so glad I chose not to pull for what seems to be a two hour transformation 👍👍
#dan heng#hsr#honkai star rail#look i understand if you like the base design#like it's perfectly fine#but there's no reason as far as i can tell for him to lose the horns & tail#and i wasn't pulling on one hand because DH has been royally pissing me off#the more i think about him#i am hoping they do something with his quest cos atp he's literally my least favourite character?#or second least favourite actually#i don't like seele#and it's not even because dh himself sucks#i just see so much missed potential#and weird character direction#and yeah i still hate how poorly vidyhadara have been set up#so the stakes of molting and rebirth make no sense#but my current interpretation makes dh so so whiny and self centered???#which I'm certain isn't the intention#so it's a writing problem
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#lil mini teeny tiny vent bc there’s obviously more pressing shit in the world#but i HATE how I wasn’t formally taught Spanish 😭#like i Can understand it perfectly and read it just fine#but when it comes to speaking and writing? I just don’t know the rules and it SUCKS#like when I’m talking u can excuse some of the shit I say by ‘slang’ and general vernacular right?#but It’s not slang to me that’s what I genuinely think it is bc that’s how I grew up hearing it and was never taught otherwise#like for example if u grew up calling ducks duckies#and u spoke to someone who’s never heard the word duckie#u can bridge the gap by saying “oh that’s how I say duck’#BECAUSE U KNOW WHAT THE REAL WORD IS! U WERE TAUGHT WHAT A DUCKIE IS KNOWN AS BY MOST OTHER PPL!#I don’t have that gap and I HATE IT#and the spanish i grew up speaking is a combo of formal and assimilated Spanish#so like for the longest time I thought lunch was Lonche#and i NEVER learned about almuerzo till my cousins did 💀💀💀#so if I’m having a convo with someone outside my family and I say that shit I’m automatically classified as a no sabo#AND THEYRE RIGHT#it’s not even that deep but it still bothers me#like a LOT#and i don’t blame my parents at all or anyting im just sad#like i wanna find good resources to learn Spanish but i want to learn DOMINICAN Spanish#MY Spanish#I know it sounds dramatic but it’s whatever#oh and you know what SUCKS#there are words in English I don’t know either bc we only ever said them in Spanish in my house and there was never any reason to learn them#and sometimes the two OVERLAP#so it’ll be a word in Spanish my family uses as slang for the official term#and It’s also a word I’ve never heard in English#so I genuinely have to pull up a picture and show ppl what the hell im talking about#in EITHER LANGUAGE#guess who just learned how to say panini maker 😝😝😝
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its so weird trying to go back to learn a language after years away from it bc you basically have to go back to the start to make sure ur not building on shoddy foundations but its like. i know all of this already. but i didnt remember i knew it until i read it. so it feels like i am both learning and not learning at the same time
#also very weird being confronted with the huge disparity in recognition vs recall#like i just completely forgot how to write katana even tho i can still read it almost perfectly fine#when i was younger i didnt rly understand how ppl could understand a language when they heard it but not be able to speak it#but now i 1000000% get it#anyways i rly wanna get back into studying japanese again it was fun
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hot take but pirating books serves the same function as watching game playthroughs
#in that through getting to experience the contents of them you get attached and decide to spend money on them#that you otherwise might not have risked spending#except that one is seen as perfectly fine and the other as a horrible artist killing money stealing thing to do#people need to get more normal about pirating i swear#'you're taking money from writers!' bro i would not have spent it anyway and this way i might actually give them money i otherwise wouldnt#ive bought dozens and dozens of books solely bcs i first pirated them and came to love them#not to mention that if u wouldnt have bought it anyway the publicity u might give it after pirating is still worth more than nothing#the anti-pirating is super annoying when coming from popular writers too like.#i have bought all of ur stuff and havent pirated any bcs from that other thing u put up online for free i knew i liked ur writing#but u whining online 24/7 abt ppl robbing u or whatever is srsly making me not want to read anything of urs in the future#and actually writing this i realize that literally!! wouldn't have found them if not for that free thing#and wouldn't have read their stuff at all#like u don't have to sing pirating praises as a writer but for the love of god u can at least be quiet abt it#and understand that it serves a purpose in the ecosystem
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The more I think about the story through Daeran's pov the more insane i go. btw.
#on so many levels#the whole courting Elluin itself is already bonkers as a choice#nevermind the actually falling for him thing despite him spiraling mentally the entire time after act 3#(not beating the actually sweet allegations with that one I'm afraid king)#but what im mostly crazy about is like. you know the mask motif ellu has? how he's a lying liar who lies?#and like. Dae knows. Hells the Spark achievement happened when elluin tricked those cultists into killing eachother#he's seen him lie and deceive OTHERS time and time again#even if he is apprehensive- which honestly i can't tell if he is he's too good at not letting me understand his feelings -#he probably doesn't think too much of it until perhaps. it affects him?#aka the encounter with liotr .#that. i dont care about you (lie) quote that has been spinning in my head ever since#he's SO good at lying- acting- that even someone that close to him- someone that expects it- can be convinced of what he says#it's such a huge red flag if you think about it because well#when can you ever know if he's being truthful? You can't. He hardly knows how to be himself!#to then have threshold happen. Dae pov you've just proposed and he's said yes. All is well. to then see him walk toward that edge#and AREELU IS RIGHT THERE. THERE WAS NO NEED. this was something he did because he planned it#and you can only look back and realise how many things he did and said were cries for help in disguise.#wonder if it couldve been prevented if you noticed but it's far too late now#even if we take trickster multiverse into account and find a version of the story where ellu could've been talked down#what happens afterward? i imagine it'd be different if he was talked out of it early vs while On That Edge#just. what a fucking situation to find oneself in. what a person to choose to court. Daeran i need to pick at your brain#even if everything HAD worked out perfectly fine Ellu's .. not exactly the kind of person that would fit well in any royal setting.#which may be part of his appeal to Pissing Off The Rest Of The Royalty- The Character- but still. long term how would they make it work?#im frothing at the mouth if only i could write canon characters AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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actually i changed my mind i'm inflicting my tags upon all of you
Damn good XKCD today if you haven’t seen it, lads.
#numenor#sorry for the giant tag bubbles there are too many to save and screenshot like normal#WHY would you mix quenya and adunaic names?? it's tar calion or ar pharazon not both at once!!#actually given who this is i'm half certain he did that on purpose to annoy a very specific sort of person lol (i have been nerd sniped)#and his whole thing is that he was literally trying to 'live while dead' aka start a melkor cult and break into valinor#you could have used literally any pre-pharazon king and it would work perfectly fine#actually. you know what.#in the first panel the cap/hood person says 'we elves' and 'aragorn *was* king'#implying that a) they are an elf; likely pre-TA and b) this is after aragorn's death but near enough that hes still remembered as#aragorn and not elessar/telcontar/etc#placing this as a dialogue between an elf and Man in the early to mid-FoA#during eldarions reign at the earliest#but google says the song being referenced was published in 1977#so either it's an xkcd-typical anachronistic reference for the sake of an anachronistic reference#or one of eriol's descendants time traveled again#given the context lets assume its a conversation between an elf of Ithilien and a gondorrim with incongruously modern musical preferences#is gondorrim the correct collective noun?#gondorrhim? gondodrim? ondodrim even?#athrabeth hooded stick figure ah bald stick figure lol#the cap character is probably some sort of loremaster?#and the other figure is... not#the confusion around ar pharazon's correct title and details of his philosophy can be attributed to said figure being separated by 4000+ yr#granted ar pharazon is probably covered in a reasonable amount of detail in gondors history classes but i only recognize the names of#a handful of influential roman figures. let alone the philosophical/moral stances of kings in 2000+BCE#however despite this#the fifth panel is much closer to a representation of the attempted invasion of valinor#overall the bald stick figure seems to have a reasonable understanding of numenorean history for someone 4000 years later with no wikipedia#though they def dont seem to be involved w the gondor loremasters#now i need to draw this.#ithilien loremaster and her friend the random citizen of gondor who is really into numenorean pop history
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idk how else to describe it but some songs sound like the vocals were recorded on a podcast type mic and it bothers me
#like its a perfectly fine type of sound quality i can hear them and understand their words but the quality has that podcast sound#im complaining abt harry styles specifically here lmao im revisiting watermelon sugar still tryna figure out if i like it#turns out no. srry mr styles your music lacks interest and your vibe contains not an ounce of swagger#me posting
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