#i can sTILL TASTE IT

[parksprout]

List of times I probably earned a deadly illness I won't know about till later in life:

When someone put out cigarettes in my coke at a family gathering and I was so thirsty after running around I didn't notice until the second swallow

This concludes my list

[myhoneststudyblr]

apologies to all the Americans but pumpkin pie is a crime against humanity

[existencebringsonlypain]

I used to suck on car seatbelts

[kiwibirb1]

I cant shove bread down my throat fast enough wtf are you people to to just be casually eating raw garlic

[muzzlemouths]

accidentally consumed half of a particularly foul moldy muffin. gonna go lie down in the middle of a freeway brb

[reddeliciousauce]

the sauce has been sauced

[crabussy]

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?

[twistedappletree]

akjsjajaKAJSJAA

[egophiliac]

bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

[miamiaballerina]

I didn't... I didn't know it would do that... god, I feel sick

[hug-them-trees]

“I hate onions shrek can go fuck himself”

- me in da group chat after eating a Taco Bell burrito I forgot to order without onions

[koberabite]

My milk tasted like soap(I had just washed my cup but I dried it)

Extra flavor I guess😭

[chiquititaosita]

when my mom sprayed perfume on me and it it got on my face to my mouth

[sinceyousawvienna]

average white person ramen order

[naturecalls111]

unorthodox murder mystery

[thursdays-adult]

Being a picky eater is damn difficult when you don’t want other people to find out. I keep finding myself in situations where I have to pretend to enjoy food that to me is absolutely repulsive.