#I can still taste it
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List of times I probably earned a deadly illness I won't know about till later in life:
When someone put out cigarettes in my coke at a family gathering and I was so thirsty after running around I didn't notice until the second swallow
This concludes my list
#sproutposting#it was the worst#i can still taste it#i cant believe i can enjoy a cokey coley now#text post
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apologies to all the Americans but pumpkin pie is a crime against humanity
#the fact that I don’t like pumpkin or cinnamon is probably a contributing factor#I really tried#not for me#I can still taste it#I will be haunted for the rest of my life#sophie speaks#text post#me
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I used to suck on car seatbelts
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I cant shove bread down my throat fast enough wtf are you people to to just be casually eating raw garlic
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accidentally consumed half of a particularly foul moldy muffin. gonna go lie down in the middle of a freeway brb
#muzz mumbles#oh my god#ohhhhhh my god#i can still taste it#this is going to put me off muffins for so long#if i die of muffin poisoning tell them it wasn't even a very good muffin#subpar at best
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the sauce has been sauced
#ic#maryam party beach#alt kk what is in this thing#i can still taste it#if i rub my eyes will i go blind#seawater cleanse me of the bbq#that is great heat actually
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
#ITS MY FAVOURITE PASTA RECIPE#tastes so so good and delicious and hearty and warm#doesn’t require many ingredients or effort and is so yummy#I have sensory issues and digestive disorders and this recipe brings me so much joy#barely anything to remember!!! rich while still easy on the stomach!!!!#listen to my gibberish boy#you can add any amount of sugar and vinegar and cheese it works regardless#I UPPED THE GARLIC BECAUSE OF FEEDBACK BTW#AND PUT THE CHEESE AT THE END TO AVOID IT STICKING TO THE POT
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#DIDNT KNOW THE THING IM EATING HAS FISH IN IT AND#BLEEEEGGHHHAJASJ 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮#I LMITEROWLTLY#LI TERALLY#BARFED#i can sTILL TASTE IT#AND I BRISHED MY TONGUE LIKE 300 timESAKAKKA#it was like HIDDEN inside omfg#i didn’t even smell it or anything#😭😭😭😭#i’m actually crying it feels like i just ate dog shit#apple babble 🍎#non fandom#lmfao sorry yall bUT#i just cannot fucking do fish in any form omfg#eeeeeuuuuuuuugggggggHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFF
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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word
I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.
(I'm sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?)#(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay)#long post#tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then#anyway once again i'm sorry#i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone#i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks.#hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper#because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.
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I didn't... I didn't know it would do that... god, I feel sick
#I can still taste it#it was so sweet#the best food I've had since I woke up in this cage#and then...#god it was like every bad thought was trying to claw its way out of my throat#trying to bury me inside#I don't know how I beat them#but I can still feel them trying to get out#and he just sat there the whole time#then he finally attached a piece of himself to my soul#it hurt worse than all the others#he laughed#I had one thing#just one#and he took it#I don't think I've ever hated something so much#hated someone so much#I hope he burns
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“I hate onions shrek can go fuck himself”
- me in da group chat after eating a Taco Bell burrito I forgot to order without onions
#I can still taste it#it’s been an hour#and I’ve had a glass of orange juice#a few bites of leftover birthday cake (it dried out a bit so I didn’t have more)#and two ricolas#I’m never eating anything with an onion in it again
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My milk tasted like soap(I had just washed my cup but I dried it)
Extra flavor I guess😭
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when my mom sprayed perfume on me and it it got on my face to my mouth
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average white person ramen order
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unorthodox murder mystery
#zosan#one piece#roronoa zoro#sanji vinsmoke#fanart#okay so basically this concept is ok so basically#its a murder mystery where those who are murdered on the ship actually turn into VAMPIRES#but theyre like#guys. how the fuck do we not know who the vampire is#like what do you mean you are literally still alive after being 'killed' and somehow you dont remember who killed and turned you#zoro: well whatever. im still gonna be the greatest swordsman#sanji: right ok so hello FUCKFACE. DUMBASS. GREATEST SWORDSMAN THAT IS ONLY AVAILABLE DURING THE NIGHT OR WHAT–#sanji: CAN WE FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT WE JUST DIED THAT WE JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE THAT WE'RE IMMORTAL NOW. THAT I CANT TASTE THE FOOD I MAKE#zoro: wat dat gotta do wit me#sanji would be suchhhh a good vampire feeder but a terrible vampire I think#thats my opinion stop throwing rocks at me what the hell#anyway i dont actually know who the vampire on the crew woudl be#thats the mystery#its a mystery to the creaotr of the au as well obviously... or else whats the point.....
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Being a picky eater is damn difficult when you don’t want other people to find out. I keep finding myself in situations where I have to pretend to enjoy food that to me is absolutely repulsive.
#personal thoughts#paella#not the worst thing I've ever had to eat#that would be the sunny-side up eggs#nightmare texture#but still#I ate around them#but I knew the clams were there#I could taste them#shudder#people can be weirdly judgmental about it#with a tendency to infantalize you#I'd rather not risk it#especially at a work party#I can still taste it
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