#I can still taste it
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parksprout · 3 months ago
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List of times I probably earned a deadly illness I won't know about till later in life:
When someone put out cigarettes in my coke at a family gathering and I was so thirsty after running around I didn't notice until the second swallow
This concludes my list
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myhoneststudyblr · 1 year ago
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apologies to all the Americans but pumpkin pie is a crime against humanity
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existencebringsonlypain · 6 months ago
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I used to suck on car seatbelts
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kiwibirb1 · 7 months ago
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I cant shove bread down my throat fast enough wtf are you people to to just be casually eating raw garlic
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muzzlemouths · 2 years ago
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accidentally consumed half of a particularly foul moldy muffin. gonna go lie down in the middle of a freeway brb
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reddeliciousauce · 8 months ago
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the sauce has been sauced
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crabussy · 2 years ago
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
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twistedappletree · 4 months ago
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egophiliac · 7 months ago
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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word
I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.
(I'm sorry)
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miamiaballerina · 1 year ago
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I didn't... I didn't know it would do that... god, I feel sick
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hug-them-trees · 1 year ago
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“I hate onions shrek can go fuck himself”
- me in da group chat after eating a Taco Bell burrito I forgot to order without onions
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koberabite · 1 year ago
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My milk tasted like soap(I had just washed my cup but I dried it)
Extra flavor I guess😭
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chiquititaosita · 1 year ago
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when my mom sprayed perfume on me and it it got on my face to my mouth
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sinceyousawvienna · 1 year ago
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average white person ramen order
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naturecalls111 · 18 days ago
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unorthodox murder mystery
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thursdays-adult · 1 year ago
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Being a picky eater is damn difficult when you don’t want other people to find out. I keep finding myself in situations where I have to pretend to enjoy food that to me is absolutely repulsive.  
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