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owlcatz · 19 days ago
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Sometimes I just LOVE being alone in a burger joint waiting to pick up food. The mid-2000s music? The people watching? It's such a great time to just reminisce and simply Be
I love existing rn and I'm stoked to see what stupid shit is gonna tip me over the edge into despair later tonight 😎
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girliism · 5 months ago
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but what if this reader looses :( gets too cocky starts making stupid and preventable mistakes and looses her big match :( tashi and art would have no choice but to humble her!
like disappointing art and tashi was the last thing your wanted to do. but you were getting so spoiled with the constant praises and rewards going straight to you head.
“what the hell was that today.” tashi says to you. the match today was a really important one, and you completely bombed it. getting petty language penalties for cursing failing to hit the ball when it was in perfect range. “i’m sorry” you whisper head hanging in shame.
“sorries don’t win challengers.” she spits out at you. art leans against the wall watching tashi scold you. he knows exactly what you’re feeling. he use to be you. someone tashi spent so much of her time helping only to disappoint her. but seeing it from this perspective maybe she was right to be so hard on him.
“she’s gotten way to spoiled. thinks she can slack off during practice then magically win all her matches.” art adds. the weight of both their stern gazes sending chills up your spine. its was true though you were slacking off. trying to rush through practices so you could find your way into tashi and arts bed with one or the other or both.
tashi shakes her head in disappointment before bringing both her hands to your face raising your head so she can look you in the eye. “she’s been spending too much time receiving and not enough giving. art and i we give you to much and get nothing in return.” “i can do better i’ll do better.” you say but the two of them are hearing none of it.
“on your knees.” tashi’s cold voice says. not wanting to upset them further you rush to your knees. art takes place in front of you semi hard cock making a tent in his shorts. tashi gets in her knees next to you whispering in your ear. “winners get to cum losers don’t.” you had lost today thus losing the privilege of getting to cum.
art pulls down his shorts cock bobbing. you flinch back so it doesn’t hit your face. “show us how sorry you are.” arts says stroking himself to full hardness before feeding his cock past your lips hitting the back of your throat making you gag around him. “fuuuuck” arts head fulls back moaning.
“where are you?” tashi ask. even though this is to be a punishment they never wanna push you to far. you squeeze lightly at her wrist signaling you’re ok. at the confirmation art pulls his cock out so just the tip is in before fucking back into your mouth.
“god you mouth is so wet and warm.” grunts and groans fall from arts lips as he holds your cheeks fucking your face. all you can do is sit there gaging and moaning on his dick. mouth drooling out spit and precum, panties sticking to your pussy.
to make things harder for you tashi’s hand slips in your pants and starts rubbing your clit down to your opening. “is this all your good for? can’t hit a ball but can sit perfectly and get your facefucked like a slut.”
your eyes well up with tears rolling back. art stretching your throat out and tashi’s fingers moving over your clit in fast circles.
“shit can feel her moaning on my dick.” his hips start moving faster and sloppier no real rhythm. tashi’s hand leaves your pussy stealing your orgasm away as art cums down you throat holding his hips there forcing your throat to swallow around you.
you suck in a deep breath of air when art pulls out. tears leave streaks on your cheeks as your bottom lip wobbling. “you wanted to cum too didn’t you?” art ask in a slightly mocking tone. “yes, really bad.” you whine.
tashi stands ups pulling your shirt off and art picks you up off the ground placing on your back on the bed.
“you should have thought about that when you hit the ball out of bounds on your serve.” before you could defend yourself tashi sits her cunt right on your face.
you want to be stubborn and not give her anything but the slickness from her pussy drips onto your tongue and you can’t resist.
your hands come up to hold onto her thighs your tongue licking up into her. tashi’s clit is nudged up against the tip of your nose that’s being tickled her landing strip.
tashi has her grip on your hair as she fucks herself down on your tongue. “oh fuck. don’t move just let me use you.” she moans head falling back legs squished around your head. art’s big hands come up to yank your shorts down. teasing his thumb up and down your soaked cunt.
you suck harshly at tashi’s clit practically making out with it. your lower face getting soaked in her slick and and your spit. “shit, baby i’m gonna cum.” tashi whines moving her hips fast. so fast it’s rocking your head.
your tongue hangs out your mouth like a dog as tashi rubs her pussy against it eager to cum. you kick your legs and moan into her cunt when art takes his thumb and starts pushing it in and out of you.
“fuck.” tashi locked her thighs around your head cumming hard on your tongue and you drink up everything she give you.
“please can i cum now i’m so sorry for losing please.” you cry hips jerking up onto art thumb that’s still inside you. art and tashi share a look, having a whole conversation in front of you without saying anything.
at the nod of tashi head art replaces his thumb with two fingers and fucks them into you and a menacing pace. “fuck fuck fuck.” you scream their names cumming so hard your vision blanks for a second.
when you come back down to life you’re cuddled up with art and tashi wipes your body down with a warm rag before joining the two of you under the covers.
“i really am sorry about today i promise i’ll stop slacking.” you say to them. art and tashi lay kisses on the side of your head. “ok.” they say in unison stroking your hair as your eyes fall shut.
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vibingpyro · 1 year ago
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A Right Fool Indeed
Hobie tries his damnedest to keep you content and loved, always ensuring that you have little trinkets from him and that you know that you're loved with written reminders placed around the flat, however he can't always keep his promises of attending date nights time and time again due to something going haywire in the spider society, so, naturally on the fourth attempt of date night with Hobie being an no show, you give him the dreaded silent treatment.
Hobie enters through your shared flat door, in well consideration of your "no dimensional warping or teleporting in the house" rule you've set in place after too many incidents of being crashed into or something breaking due to his fashionable arrival and exits. He is also well prepared to suck up for missing yet another date night, having stopped along your favorite park to gather some flowers, gripping them carefully in his right hand.
He rolls his shoulders, calling out to you that he's home as he shuts the door behind him. he slugs off his vest, placing it on the coat rack to the side of the entryway before making his way further inside, searching for you. "Babe? Are you home?" He calls out once more, looking around in mild confusion, you usually would inform him if you left the apartment before he came back from an mission.
He keeps looking around, his face growing more and more confused each time as he turns up empty handed. That is, until he reaches the bedroom, opening the door with a soft creek of the old wood, Hobie's eyes finally land upon you, laying on your belly as you read a book. He brightens, walking further to kneel in front of you on the bed.
"Hello my little trouble n strife, I was looking for you." He smiles, his handful of flowers coming up to offer them to you, right beside your book as he peers down at it. "Now, I know, I've missed another date night and I truly am sorry, honest." He rambles meaningfully, "I nicked you some flowers from McAllen Park, the one where the little daises and daffodils are, plucked some just as an peace offering-" He looks up, and pauses, you...you haven't even looked up at him, matter of fact, you haven't spoke his ear off as he expected when he came within your view.
Hobie gives a small nervous chuckle, bringing his hand to wave out in front of your face, trying to figure out if you're truly that invested in your book. You merely blink, your eyes moving to side to side as you read each word with almost chilling nonchalance. Hobie only stares at you, his confusion growing each second longer than you read, not greeting him or anything.
Slowly, realization sinks in as you continue to ignore him. 'fuuuuck me' he thinks in his head, he leans closer, and lets his head fall upon the covers of the mattress in front of your book, as well as the flowers and groans. "Sweetheaaaart, are you that angry with me?" His muffled voice murmurs through the fabric of the mattress. You, as stubborn as ever, remain silent and keep your focus on your book.
Hobie looks up from having buried his head in the mattress to gauge if you're looking at him, or, at the very least not reading anymore, he only pouts slightly as he realizes his sweet partner wouldn't be his sweet partner without being as equally if not more stubborn than him.
Hobie places his hands in a begging motion on top of the bed, looking up at you with the most pitiful expression he can manage. "I know, darlin' I have no right to expect your forgiveness, it isn't fair to you that I can't attend the dates we plan and it breaks my heart that I can't be on time, or there at all. I'm a right fool-" that seems to catch your attention, as you close your book with a small thump, finally looking up at him and nod, with a matter of fact look on your face.
Hobie pauses, before repeating the phrase that got your attention, "I'm a right fool?" He questions, and at that you merely nod and smile satisfied with his conclusion, sitting up on the bed and walking out of the room, taking your book with you but you don't acknowledge Hobie other than that. Hobie stands, turning around to watch you leave with a befuddled look on his handsome features.
"Well, I'll be damned." He breathes, realizing the pure amount of effort and time he will have to put into getting you to speak with him again, he smiles and shakes his head. "That's my love, stubborn as a damn mule." He murmurs before walking out behind you, already thinking of ideas to break your silence.
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littlenicky24 · 6 months ago
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SPOILERS
Daemon, my boy, I love you, but you gotta chill 😭🥲
Them voices and dreams are making you crazyy and even more arrogant 😭
Can we talk a out Alicent being an actual mother for bout point 8 seconds??
Jace, you brilliant, gorgeous prince, making Queen Mama proud 🖤🥲🥹
Baela and Lord Corlys conversation when Rhaenyra made him Hand. 🥹🤌🏻
ALSOOOO
Fuuuuck Aemond period.
I honestly have not craved to see another character in a show die than him.
Looove the actor, but the character nah, bro, can do a 360 into a wood chipper 🫡
The extent of Aegons injuries, seeing people gag and cover their noses and mouths really told us as viewers how pungent the smell of burnt flesh can be, even the sight of them taking and cutting under the Armour to get the melted skin off as they peeled it slowly. The little details they put in there.
The glance Alicent gives Aemond when they first brought Aegon back from the fight, she seen he has the dagger and knew he had done something, you can see in the meeting with the council her internally folding under the pressure for a moment, like she's trying to focus on keeping everything in.
At the end of the episode when Rhaenyra and Jace mention others with Targaryen blood, I know immediately who my mind went to 🤌🏻🫡, this episode might of been slow but it had soooo much information which is just as important as action for a great story.
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misatokitten · 2 months ago
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my hips are elevated, hands tied, I’m quiet with anticipation. A warm, firm tongue suddenly licks down the center of my warmth. I try to hold back but a slight moan escapes my lips. The tongue becomes more ravenous, moving over my clit. Licking and sucking, damn it’s hard to hold still. My body wants to quake with excitement. Any sheets that remained weakly covering my body are ripped off. The sudden chill air gives me goosebumps. I am dripping wet between my legs. . W hen I feel the head of my intruder teasing at my entrance. He rubs up and down enjoying the slick feel before pushing himself inside. Fuuuuck this is what I wanted but wasn’t quite prepared for. My breath catches as the advancement continues. I’m not sure I can take anymore but he continues to push, I’m about to cry out when I realize my intruder is flush with my body and retreating. He has tested my limits. Firmly hands grab my hips and he pushes himself inside with more force. His pace is increasing, each forceful push making me squirm with pleasure. My mind is reeling, fuck fuck it feels so good. A hand moves from my hip to my ass, a finger teasing my other entrance. I try to move away and the hand moves to the center of my back and pushes me down into the mattress. This shift elevates my ass a little more and now my intruder is driving himself deep inside me. My cries of pleasure are lost in the sheets of my bed. He pulls himself out just to drive himself deep inside once again. I am seeing stars. The hand moves from my back, reaching around me to my breasts. He finds a hard nipple and squeezes it, just at the same time as he drives himself fully inside me. The sensation is overwhelming. I’m going to explode. He is deep inside me, I feel the pulsing of his large dick. As if overcome with need my intruders pace them becomes forceful and fast. Fuck I can’t hold it. I feel my body release in waves of pleasure, the wetness dripping down my leg. He notices and it adds to his excitement. He is hungry and wants the same release. I feel it as he thrusts a final time. He explodes inside of me, YES! My world is exploding! I am numb.
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where-is-vivian · 2 years ago
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Worth The Risk?
from @jegulus-microfic's prompt, risky (805 words)
“Oh, fuck,” James rolls on his bed, hiding his eyes in the crook of his elbow. He locks his phone, that’s still in his hand, and he groans. Though he has a downward smile on his lips threatening to grow more. His cheeks burn him. “Fuuuuck.”
“James.”
James takes his arm off his face to look at Peter staring at him from his desk chair. His roommate is always reading sociology books at his desk; at the beginning of the year, James thought he was always working, doing his homeworks and all, but no, turns out he’s almost never working for school in fact, and that he spends all his time reading these books or playing Solitaire.
“You’re being dramatic,” Peter adds without deigning to give him a look.
Don’t worry. Peter is a nice guy. He’s actually pretty chill, and he’s nice to be around. He’s just pragmatic. He doesn’t get James’ love crises. He keeps pretending that he is a fatalist, and that what happens was bound to happen anyway.
James sighs, and sits up on his bed. But unlike Peter, he’s unable to stay still for too long. So quickly, James stands up, throwing his phone on his bed, and he starts pacing in their shared bedroom. Hands on his hips, then behind him, then fidgeting together, then back on his hips. Then back on his eyes.
“Aaargh,” James lets out, and he’s thankful Peter never seems annoyed by his antics. He just keeps reading peacefully. “Why is he taking so long to answer?”
Peter doesn’t answer.
“Do you think he’s busy?” James is starting to be scared. “Oh god, what if he’s busy.”
He shouldn’t have sent that text.
“But it’s already 7 pm. No one is busy at 7 pm.”
“James, people can be busy at any hour. And at 7 pm, unlike the both of us, many people are just doing their homeworks,” Peter calmly states, without lifting his eyes from his book.
James whines in frustration. He paces a bit more.
“What if he hates me? What if he refuses? How am I supposed to face him after that? We literally have 3 classes together… Oh no!” James stops his pacing briefly before accelerating. “What if he tells Sirius?”
Sirius is his big brother. James’ best friend. James doesn’t know how he would react if he knew about James’ crush for his little brother.
“I completely forgot to tell Sirius! It’s too late now… Oh no…”
“James, can you please, sit and stop panicking? This is just a text.”
James blinks at Peter. “Pete, this is not just a text. This is The Text.”
Peter turns around, to meet James’ gaze, and rolls his eyes at him. “You’re being even more dramatic than Sirius. This is fine. Regulus gave you his number himself. Honestly, he’s been thirsting over you for weeks, and everytime you speak in our mandatory maths class, he’s looking at you with stars in his eyes,” Peter starts to enumerate, looking up at the ceiling, sitting back in his chair. Now that he isn’t reading anymore, he’s giving James his full attention. “The other day he asked if you were into blokes, by any means, and then he mindlessly asked if you were dating anyone. He was less discreet than a backhoe,” James stares at Peter while he’s monologuing, enumerating all of this as if it’s proving a point. “He even bought the only book he’s seen you with— which, by the way, is probably the only book I’ve seen you with, ever.”
“Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Seas?” James asks, unsure.
“Yes. That one. Not that good of a book, to be fair.”
James snorts, but his smile threatens to be back on his lips. “It was a good book.”
“Regulus bought it, and he managed to finish it before you. The fool.”
Honestly, it isn’t hard to finish reading a book before James. He’s rather slow. But he didn’t know Regulus bought it too. Maybe it is a coincidence.
“That doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a coincidence.”
Peter raises his eyebrows at him, giving him a look that more or less means: Are you kidding me right now?
“What?” James shrugs. “That’s true. It’s probably not that meaningf—”
In the corner of his eyes, James sees his phone light up. And he hears it vibrating. He literally jumps on it, under the amused look of Peter. He unlocks it nervously, to see his conversation with Regulus appearing.
James: hi, it’s James, from maths class :) i wanted to know if you were free tonight? i think you’re cool, and i’d like to know you better
James: so if you’re free some time, tell me
Regulus: Hi James. Thanks. I am free tonight, and yes, I think it would be nice to hang out sometime. 
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jessefandomunited · 2 months ago
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Now you don't- Oc love triangle with Spencer Reid and Daniel atlas
Quinn is the new escape artist in the group and is going to be tasked with escaping right from under special agent Spencer Reid who has just been tasked with assisting in tracking down the horsemen . However there may be some tension that neither of them were expecting when meeting . How will it all go when it seems that Spencer isn't the only one harboring feeling for them . Read and find out
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Part 3- Plan set in motion
I was sitting on a park bench in broad daylight, which automatically gave me a stomach ache. We had been in hiding for so long that I've grown anxious any time we left the safety of our bunker. It needed to happen though, it was essential to put the plan into motion. Lula was tasked with calling the FBI tip hotline from a pay phone to let them know that I was spotted in my exact location. We were pretty sure if we left it up to the general public no one would really remember us enough to do so, especially since I was the new guy.
I had clocked the suspicious black vehicle that was pulling up by me and I slipped on my sunglasses which had video recording and the ability to zoom in. " fuuuuck" I mumbled under my breath seeing agents Hotch and Reid get out. I think they assumed I would not put up much of a fight due to my unthreatening vibe, they were wrong.
"Damn he looks cuter in person " I whispered before hearing Danny snap immediately " can you focus please, remember you need to run ,make it a good chase but choose your timing perfectly." I rolled my eyes " yeah yeah." They slowly approached me and dug out their badges before holding them out . " oh are casual greetings a thing of the past now " I said tilting my glasses down a smidge . " we need you to come with us , Quinn is it" Hotch said straight forward. " wow you know this is kind of awkward because that's not my real name but you know ,I'll give you a pass , I think only one person knows my real name you know and they've been very kind to keep it close to their chest " I rambled a bit . " you're pushing it " Danial mumbled . I ignored him and smiled up at Spencer " hey , I think I read something in your file about someone in the office calling you pretty boy, I have to say that's an accurate assessment." Both of them stiffened a bit at this though Spencer seemed to have a soft blush ,but both reached to grab me. I nimbly slipped over the bench and began running . I could hear Lula laughing though the headset as I ran " that's actually wonderful I don't tell you often enough how much I love you " I laughed with her as Atlas said stiffly " hello can we please get back on track please make two left turns and you'll end up at a walled off ally way put the glasses down and let them catch you." " yeah yeah chill out will ya I'm gonna be fine" I said more to myself than Atlas. I sprinted checking behind me noticing them following me with impressive speed . " damn they're fast" I mumbled . " or you're too slow step on it" atlas insisted and and gritted my teeth " shut up smart ass " I said that a little louder then I ment to , I was sure they heard me . " you need to ditch these glasses as soon as possible nothing can trace back to us " atlas reminded me . " I will shut up" I mumbled turning the corner . I threw the glasses amungst some trash and made it seem like I was gonna attempt to climb the about 10 foot wall.
" FREEZE" I heard them yell behind me . I slowly put my hands up , a bit relieved to stop running. " turn around " Hotch shouted. I slowly turned meeting their eyes. They both looked firmly at me , they really thought I was some sort of threat, it was weird. " I got nothing on me , you really think I'd be stupid enough to come out in the open with something I don't need to give you more of a reason to shoot me" I chuckled. They glanced at eachother briefly before Hotch instructed " throw your hoodie off and turn around slowly." I tried not to laugh out loud keeping one hand raised and the other slowly unzipping my jacket. " and as you can see gentleman I have nothing up my sleeve " I smirked to myself as I shrugged off the jacket and threw it back before watching them both glance at my shirt I was fighting a smirk as they both registered my " I ❤️ the FBI" written across my t shirt. Spencer bent down and grabbed my jacket checking it for weapons . " you can keep that if you want it was kind of just a grand reveal for my t shirt " I smirked . " so you think this is a game " Hotch asked evenly . I tried to look as serious as possible " oh no sir never." " Reid check to see if we are being surrounded, you against the wall," Hotch ordering people around again . I obeyed slowly walked over placing my hands on the wall for him to frisk me. I tried my best to breathe evenly though my whole body was beginning to shake a bit out of nerves . " are you okay " Spencer asked as he walked back over. Hotch had finished frisking me and I didn't know how to feel . " I'm fine I appreciate the concern," I said flatly . " hands behind your back " Hotch said curtly ." fine bossy " I mumbled putting my hands behind me . I felt the cold steel of the cuffs click into place and i began to feel even more anxious, this was really happening no more practice. They seemed to notice my shift in mood and seemingly ignored it as they put me in their car. The plan was set in motion , but I was scared shitless.
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s-4pphics · 2 years ago
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[ @yuckyfucky ] haiii ^-^ oooouuuweeeee, gone need a lil mo “good hairy pussy” dina (x ellie) plz🥹💀 . jus finished listening 2 janelle monae album n’ water slide?? the thots r thoting , lIKEKEKEJDHDJSJ maybe a lil get 2gether @ y/n’s house?? lil “pool party” 🧁 *that fkn reaction pic of how teachers talk when they’re eating💀*
hai baby :p i still gotta listen to the album omg 😞😞but mmm omg cont to this not really tho
I NEED DINA IN A BIKINI RIGHT NEEEOOWWWW LIKE OMG 😧😧😧 bestie dina n ellie >>>>>
i imagine the party being suppperrrr chill and small like maybe 10 ppl there and the backyard is all decked out with LED lights and shit
pool parties when it’s dark>>>> 😜😜😜
but omg like every1s faded and dancing and shaking ass and but u see dina n ellie just making out in the hot tub and every wire in ur brain short circuits
and u just stand there n watch like a freak😳🧍🏽 but the kiss is sooooo sensual and their smiling and giggling and whispering n their tongues r flicking together n u can only imagine the shit they’re saying 😳😳
u don’t even notice dina staring back @ u as ellie kisses n licks up her neck. she waves u over w a little grin u nearly slipped on the wet ass concrete with how quick you rush over to them
u climb in the tub n u see dina whisper something in ellie’s ear when she pulls away from her and ellie nods n moves over 2 u. she just starts tonguing u down she’s such a good fucking kisser what the fuck what the fuuuuck likehehejsndbdmxn
she’s grabbing at ur ass n titties n kissing ur neck as dina watches thank god every1 is fucked up n far away bc damn😨😨 ur getting so fucking wet n u can’t breathe ur fr ab to drown calm tf down!!!!
u don’t even notice dina ease next 2 u. she’s so gross n just grabs ur hand n sticks ur fingers in her mouth and sucks on them like they’re gonna nut in her mouth or sum like golly😧😧😧
n then she shoves them in her bikini bottom and u almost nut in the water like a loser omg 😳 her pussys so soft n slippery n she doesn’t shave thank u god like MMMMMMMMMM FUUUUUCKKKK u noticed the little peaks of hair when she took her shorts off earlier n u almost started drooling like a dog 🙄
u just start rubbing on her clit as ellie sucks on ur tongue ol freaky ass like never fuck in chlorine but those jets r beating between u n ellie’s bodies n u can hear dina moaning with every quick flick u give her clit 😳😳 likeeee what r we gon do now uh ohhh😳😳😳
WHOS HOT WHOS HORNY
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fauxkaren · 11 months ago
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My Roommate is a Gumiho - 6/10
You know, the drama began in a promising manner. I really loved the Odd Couple vibes of the early episodes but man, this show faltered hard at the halfway point. It sorta ended ok, but a large chunk of the series was pretty 🫤 for me. I was just looking for something light hearted while waiting for the final episodes of Marry My Husband, so I decided to give his drama a shot and I guess it a decent watch while waiting for something better but I had some big issues with it.
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The basic set up is that Shin Woo-yeo, a gumiho (nine-tailed fox), is nearing his 1,000 year deadline to become a human. He comes into contact with Lee Dam, a college student, and basically decides to leech off her human energy in hopes that this will help him become human, so she moves in with him. The fun of this series, for me, is Dam being her slob college student self in contrast to Woo-yeo's uptight mannerisms. But like... the romance is not very good y'all.
I kind of hate how Dam always calls him "Sir", even after they start dating. IDK. IT'S WEIRD. I know they do a whole bit about it in the show, but it was too late by then! I was already weirded out!!! I was also weirded out by how Woo-yeo gets a job as a professor at Dam's college. LIKE HOW IS EVERYONE SO CHILL ABOUT DAM DATING HER PROFESSOR??? Even after she drops his class so she can keep dating him (BUT LIKE WHY DOESN'T HE JUST RESIGN? HE DOESN'T NEED THE JOB??? SHE IS A COLLEGE STUDENT AND IS DROPPING A CLASS MIDWAY THROUGH THE SEMESTER SO SHE CAN DATE HIM? WHAT THE FUUUUCK?), I just... I cannot imagine my university being chill about a student dating a professor within their department, even if they aren't taking a class from him. And also there's a lot of lies and hiding of truth and deception throughout the relationship that I could not get over. I mean, I guess they're cute enough in the very end once Woo-yeo becomes human but like... that entire section from like ep 9-the last 10 mins of ep 16 where they're dating before he's human is bleeegh. No thank you!!!
I did like the secondary characters, so that was nice. I found myself wanting to spend more scenes with Dam and her friends or her brother instead of watching Dam and Woo-yeo and their drama. There were also some moments that got a legit laugh out of me. I liked the running joke of Hye-sun not understanding idioms or figures of speech. There was also some ICONIC Subway product placement which, as we all know, is one of my favorite things in K-dramas. Dam has to get a part-time job at one point and of course she gets a job at Subway! I LOVE IT. So it wasn't ALL bad, but the romance itself lacked chemistry and was deeply problematic to me so the show never rose above being "mid".
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videostak · 1 year ago
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when i went back to the thrift to give my job application to the ppl there they were still there i was like eeeeek scared the whole time lol. idk if the person i was genuinley close to was still there but i was so nervous just being there and swear the person theere was kinda trying to see if it was me as unnoticed as they could lol. anyways idk probably wont gete a job theree just the way things are buuuut idk worth a shot always. also bought a mighty wind on dvd while there lol. sucks cause today was a p chill day id say and that happening just brought back so much shitty feeling and thoughts and knowing they just casually come down to where i live after everything is sooo fucked. like ive been worried abt going to where they live or used to live but like that was big downtown so am not super likely to run into them and if i did itd be more like normal given its a city type area but i live litereally in some random ass place w/ nothing that none of them even knew existed until i met them why tf are they still coming heeaarrrrrr. ugh so just totally fucked cause it couldve easily been u kno avoided i mean it wouldve been awkward regardless but like i feel like if they noticed it was me theyd try to avoid me and cause of that i try to avoid them but honestly i should just chill and not worry or give a f but just being theere made me feel so like stiff n awkward n out of place n clammy .. hoping it doesnt happen again. but also like idk its sooo fucked and insane but kinda funny just like i was driving and literally they were driving behind me and pulled into the thrift behind me and i was like oh theyre also going to the the thrift but then when i parked i realized it was them and was like noooo wtf T-T i really wonder if they noticed it was me cause i always look like shit but my hair is longer than back then so like idk lol maybe they didnt and also knowing them probably wouldnt even think abt me unless they were made 100% sure it was me. and more importantly am like ugh was the person who i legit considered a close friend there or was that just me nervous af thinking it looked like them. i sweaaar it was like thinking they came seperately and decided to meet there but also was just trying to get the hell out of there asap as soon as i realized what was goin on lol. sooo fucked literally the first time ive really been somewhere in like a month and that happens... -_- i mean nohting HAPPENED like aside from me feeling like shit abt it but just knowing that could happen again has my brain fuuuucked. rly hope i get a job at the thrift just so i can be working again n stuffff
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haitaini · 3 years ago
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nahoya kawata x reader
genre: smut
synopsis: you’re sick and tired of your boyfriend yelling everytime he plays video games so you decide to tell him to stop. however, shit did not go as planned.
warnings: spit, he slaps u in the face, calls you a whore, slut, but also lots of praises, you call him sir, not proofread cause im tired, lemme know if i missed something
words: 1.8k
minors PLEASE do not interact, reblogs are appreciated!
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you roll your eyes for the upteenth time, nahoya’s yelling reaching you from upstairs. you get him actually, you really do, valorant is a very tilting game. so you dont exactly blame him especially when he’s playing ranked.
imagine playing a game that determines your position in that said game and you get teamed up with shitty players that don’t know what they’re doing? yeah you’d be yelling into the mic as well.
“how the fuck are you difusing?! there’s one last enemy and we dont know where he is! we’re gonna lose you fucking shit player.” you hear him yell again and you decided enough is enough, and go up to him to shut him up.
you slam the door open and he immediately glances at you, mutters a small hey baby and goes back to focusing on his game. “nahoya, baby please,” you walk over to his chair and fluff his curly hair a bit, “you’re so fucking loud, my love,” he nods and puckers his lips, asking for a kiss.
you lower yourself to him and press a soft kiss to his lips and head to your shared bed behind him, lay down comfortably and take out your phone, scrolling down for a bit.
three minutes passed. three minutes passed since you’ve told him that hes too loud before he started yelling again.
you grab one of his pillows and throw it at him, making him completely miss his shot and gets shot instead. He turns around to look at you, an annoyed grin plastered on his face and you feel chills run through your spine.
“once this game is finished, you are not seeing the sun tomorrow.” he murmurs and you visibly flinch at his tone. you look at the door next to his desk and wonder if you can sneak out of the room without him noticing you.
you decide to give it a shot.
you muffle a giggle and get on all fours as you start crawling towards the door, then realize that you gotta go to the other side by passing through from under his desk. you wince and decided to test your luck.
you reach his desk and about to get in when you see him reaching for his pc to turn it off. you widen your eyes and try to turn back before he grips a fistful of your hair and pulls you towards him from between his legs.
you squeal and squeeze your eyes shut before giggling and resting your head on his thighs. “hello, beloved,” you say and he just grins at you. you feel weak with him looking down on you like that, and your boyfriend noticed that, lowered himself to you and smashed his lips onto yours, deepening the kiss right off the bat.
you let out a soft moan and grab at his sweats tightly, his tongue invading your mouth like he’s suck the life out of you. you whine at him and he chuckles at you, pulling away a little bit, lips still touching. “you’re so fuckin’ pathetic, pup,” he murmurs to your lips, “i haven’t done shit, yet you look like a wrecked mess, disgusting.”
your eyes are lidded, looking at him with literal hearts in your eyes as you wait for his next move. he backs his chair so you get more space to be between his legs, starts untying at his sweats and pulls his cock out, stroking it once or twice, letting out soft moans before he grabs you by your hair again and forces his cock down your throat.
“god, fuuuuck baby, you’re so fuckin’ good for me,” he moans as he feels your throat restricting around his cock, his eyes rolling back to his skull. he grins as he feels your throat relaxing and taking more of him into your mouth, tongue stroking the pulsing vein under his cock.
you pull away, a string of saliva connecting your lips to the head of his dick, and look up to him to find him panting and grinning at you. “open that pretty mouth, baby,” he murmurs and you follow his order and open your mouth and stick your tongue out, already knowing what he’ll do.
he spits into your mouth, string of his saliva stretching to your tongue. you let out a loud moan at the action as he pulls you up to sit on his lap, and starts kissing you sloppily, moving to your neck, biting and sucking at that one spot that makes your legs shake.
you let out whimpers after whimpers and they only make him lose himself even more, wanting nothing but to stick his cock in you and fuck you the way you deserve.
he takes your hoodie off of you and quickly leaves more kisses all the way to your chest before you grab his hair and pull, causing him to let out a groan and look at you. you looked like a fuckin’ mess, and he wanted to mess you up even more, so he picks you up, wrapping your legs around his waist and drops you to your shared bed.
he takes your panties off of you and you feel his finger rubbing soft circles on your clit. you gasp at the feeling and he hisses at your wetness, clear liquid immediately covering his fingertips. “what a whore, you got this wet over what? sucking my dick? yikes baby,” he chuckles at you, causing humiliation to creep up on you. you whine at his words and wrap your arms around his neck to bring him as close as you can to you, but he takes both of your hands and pins them above your head. “dont get too greedy, you dont deserve shit yet,” he murmurs into your ears, his breath hot on your ear.
you start bucking your hips at his hand but he was having none of that. he smushes both your cheeks together before slapping you across the face. you let out a loud moan at that, feeling your eyes tear up as you look at him.
he chuckles and grabs your cheeks again, “you look so fuckin’ pretty when you cry, my love, you should do it some more don’t ya think?” he asks you and brings his fingers down to your lips. you open your mouth to bring his fingers into your mouth, tongue immediately swirling around them and sucking at them.
he pulls out his fingers and takes them down to your cunt, slipping back and forth on your slit causing you to whine at his teasing. “‘hoya please, please please do something, can’t handle it anymore,” you beg, voice cracking at your frustration. “please please do somethin,” he mocks your words and chuckles at you, causing you to tear up once again.
“yeah, thats the fuckin face i wanna see, look at that pathetic face you’re doing now, so fuckin’ stupid and pretty,” you whine at him and you let the tears roll down your face and his grin widens at you. “so fuckin’ pretty, what do you want me to do, hm?” he asks as he leaves more sloppy kisses to your neck. “fuck me, god please just fuck me sir, i need you inside me more than anything,” he groans at your wrecked voice, “fuck, okay my love, spread your legs for me,”
he gets in between your legs, next thing you feel is his cock stroking your cunt back and forth on your clit, you let out a moan as he lowers his cock onto your hole, watching his tip glisten from your slick. “look at how wet you are, you pathetic whore, what got you this worked up, pretty?” he asks and you just whimper in response.
fed up from the constant whining, he grunts as he pushes into you, your eyes squeezed shut and moans started pouring from your mouth. your hands moving to grab at his arm and the sheets underneath you, “yeah, baby. scream for me, go on,” is all he lets out before he finally bottoms out inside of you.
“do i not fuck you enough? you’re almost as tight as a fuckin’ virgin baby.” he chuckles at you lowers his head to yours and captures your lips into a kiss, distracting you from the intrusion in your cunt.
“move, please sir,” you beg him with lidded eyes and he feels his control snap in half. he pulls out all the way out, tip only inside and slams into you, causing him to groan at the way you’re clenching around him. moans and whines choked up in your throat as he kept on slamming into you again and again until he was drilling into your cunt at a relentless pace.
he’s gripping at your hips with such force you were so sure theyre gonna bruise, but fuck you dont care enough right now. you can feel yourself going absolutely brainless for him from his words. it hurts, but god did you love it, you love it more than anything. you love him more than anything.
“filthy whore, you look so perfect like this, brain melting out of your stupid head, not knowing what to do except for taking my dick like the good whore you are.” he groans out as his cock twitches inside you, signaling his release soon.
he takes his thumb and starts pressing quick and firm circles onto your clit, as his cock drags in and out of you at an animalistic pace. you feel yourself seizing up as the cord in you snaps, tripping over the edge. “‘m gonna cum, hoya fuck, ‘m gonna cum,” you whine loudly at him as he lets out groans at the way you’re tightening up around him.
“f-fuck, go ahead then, cum for me like the pretty little slut you are,” he lets out before you release all over his cock, which caused him to cum inside you spurt after spurt, letting out long moans before crashing down on you.
both of you panting, your legs shaking from the power of your orgasm and you hear your boyfriend giggle at you. he pulls out of you slowly, letting out a hiss at the cold air hitting his cock. “you’re the best babe,” he mumbles, grinning at you as he pushes his face to your neck. “i love you so much, did you know that?” which you nod to and smile at him. “i love you more, nahoya,” you yawn as you pull him closer to you, wanting to sleep with him.
“but please, next time you want to play, dont yell so much,” you murmur and you hear him chuckling at you, letting out a we’ll see.
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the ending sucked ass holy shit sorry abt that
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security-breach-imagines · 3 years ago
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valentines day smut with roxy pls :33 i wanna succ her off ok dont judge me
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TW; ambiguous reader but will have a vagina, PWP, Oral (receiving and giving but to the toy), mommy kink, strap-on and a surprise at the end🔞
Summary; She just wants to show how much she loves you
Notes; A/N
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You don't know how long it's been since Roxy invited you to her room, but you loved every moment from every bitemark to the scratches along your back and thighs - while Roxanne keeps your legs apart as she eats you feeling her tongue enter, then slip out as she slides along your folds then to your clit.
"Fuuuuck, Mommy that feels so good!~"
Holding onto her hand around your neck as she licks her lips, looking around her room decorated with hearts, cupid, painted red and pink for the Pizzaplex annually Valentine's day celebration. Feeling the couch stink around your head as Roxy climbs up while she pumps her fake cock, looking down at your disheveled form as she aligns her cock to your lips lifting your head off the couch.
"Be a good pup and suck Mommy off."
Taking the tip into your mouth as she gives a few experimental thrusts before pushing all the way feeling it slide down your throat, choking a bit as Roxy slowly thrusts as she ushers a few words of praise moving your hair that stuck to your cheek and forehead.
"Such a good puppy. Taking Mommy's cock so well, get it all nice and wet for me. You don't want to disappoint Mommy now, do you?"
Giving out a guttural no as she smiles down at you petting your hair, before thrusts into your mouth gagging you as you hold onto her thighs - your mind giving blank as she thrusts into your mouth.
"Good puppy..."
Pushing your head back on the couch as her thrusting becomes more frantic and rushed then halted, sitting back down as she slides the toy out from your slowly while holding your head back down.
"Such a good puppy for Mommy."
Roxy stood up from the couch ushering you to do the same, barely standing on your own but with her help as she holds onto you - then suddenly lifting you up by your thighs feeling the toy rub against your folds. Wrapping your arms around her neck as she eases you down onto her cock. Letting your head rest on her shoulder she starts a steady pace feeling full as she keeps pulling out and in, then she walks off somewhere within her room feeling a sudden chill against your warm back. Turning your head back seeing the view of Rockstar Row as panic sets in.
"Easy pup!"
"But any moment someone will come!"
She caress your cheek and peppers your face in kisses to ease your panic state.
"No worries baby, no is coming for a while. It's only you and me."
Letting yourself relax against the window Roxy giving you minute to get comfortable, placing your hand on her and the other on her arm. Giving her the get go is continue as she licks her lips again, feeling her pull out until the tip is barely out - feeling her thrust back in a frantic pace as she again leaves bitemarks against your skin. Every now and then she'll stop in her track to grope and kiss you, then back to her wild thrusting - feeling the familiar knot in your stomach.
"Are you close, baby?"
Nodding your head as she now rubs your clit.
"Can you hold it for a little longer, sweetie? Mommy isn't quite there yet."
"Yes Mommy."
Confused but still complied as she moved her position pulling you closer to her while pushing you move onto the window, her thrusting still frantic while holding onto you hearing her grunt and moan while on the verge of cumming. Hugging her as she stills her movement hearing your bliss hit the floor, breathing a sigh of relief as she pulls away feeling empty as she pulls out - confused you feel something else drip out of your core. Looking down seeing as light purple cum starts dripping out, confused as you look up at Roxy with a smug expression.
"Surprise!~"
Looking at her strap that's connected to a tube and syringe filled with the purple substance.
"Had a friend buy me this after doing them a favor."
Hearing the familiar closing chimes of the Pizzaplex as Roxy leans into your ear
"And I'm not done with it yet.~"
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attitudeissues · 3 years ago
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what i love the most about this is that carter 100% took the first shot at luka while they were fencing, all because- remember, this is important- while dating susan, he was jealous that abby was sleeping on luka’s couch. you know, as luka so stupidly and obliviously pointed out... sort of the way luka points out a lot of things. in the case of the couch fiasco (tm) nothing was even happening, she was just avoiding the crazy ass neighbor who beat the shit out of her. yet carter has got the balls to butt into a conversation completely unrelated to him and he’s so smug, and luka just smiles at him and doesn’t say anything. luka probably doesn't give a shit, let's be honest here, because he's not really threatened by carter. jealous later on, yes, but threatened? not so much. and he's still pretty nice to him even then.
but let's make no mistake: luka absolutely has a LOT of feelings about the carter/abby thing, he made that painfully clear when he and abby split up. he never says a thing about it to carter. or to abby again, really, after their relationship ends. he just shuts up a lot of the time, actually, and it's a blessing and a curse. clearly, john wants to fight about abby. but then there’s susan again, “who did you play, luka?” and this big idiot, he’s sort of unenthusiastic about answering, as if it’s his problem that carter is pouting in the corner. well, damn. this has backfired massively. OF COURSE kovač played hamlet.
so carter is sulking. carter is a toddler. carter, my dude, why are you like this? why take your insecurities out on everyone? we get it, you have abandonment issues. you have daddy issues. you have attachment issues and substance abuse issues and inadequacy issues. you have sooo many issues. so does everyone in that room, except maybe gallant. (what does gallant have? why is he even a main character?) but man, this is not how you endear people to you. you know, the jealousy, the ACTUAL SWORDFIGHTS with your crush’s ex in front of your current girlfriend. everyone is stuck in there with you, they cannot unsubscribe! so fucking chill. this is not how to win friends and influence people.
do you need to go to a meeting? do you need a hug? call your sponsor. (uh… do you have one?) better yet, someone should call benton. they have phones in schaumburg, right? you want to feel included, we get it, buuuut you did kind of just attack this guy not that long ago...
and oh, fuck, wait. it’s getting worse now.
“why would we do it in english?”
luka is genuinely confused at the idea of this, as he should be, frankly. it’s cute. it’s funny. wait, no, it's worse than that: it makes abby laugh. and goddamn it, self-effacing luka is here now, that’s even better (again, for luka. john is fuuuucked.) was he any good? his mom thought so. susan and abby obviously go for this answer. carter is… not impressed. this eurotrash asshole is charming too? shit. can today get worse for poor john? stay tuned, you already know it gets worse. we’ve established that this show always. gets. worse. for someone, at least. and it’s carter’s turn. at least carter gets a turn at something this episode, right? uh…. that’s no consolation, on second thought.
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regali-s · 3 years ago
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nsfw kaeya x female reader // wc: 2.7k // minors please dni with this work
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he can’t help the way his eyes immediately fall to you whenever you enter the room.
it’s like gravity, almost — the same helplessness he faces under nature’s relentless pull, only it’s towards you. you and everything about you. in the way your presence overflows with demand, calling to attention all around you; in the way your voice flows from your lips like the sweetest honey, how it melts against his tongue in phantoms of forbidden flavours he so often fantasizes about. he’s pulled into the way your words drip with the most intoxicating cup of death afternoon, how your smile is lined with its flavour sends fire coursing through his veins until blues turn to yellows and he can’t breathe when you smile at him.
and, gods, when your eyes find his, when you let your gaze seemingly wander to the icy blue that paints frost across your bare skin, you make it seem as if it were all accidental, a mere happening of chance when your gaze grows dark and your smile draws on innocent poison. of course, it’s all by chance when kaeya finds his breath vanishing on memories of you, of your body, of the way you felt wrapped around his cock as you edged him further and further to the edge.
when you speak, it’s so hard to hear the strategies and important topics that, really he ought to be paying more attention to. but, gods, it’s so hard when his dick is straining against his pants and it’s all he can do to hang on to your voice that he yearns to feel against his skin again when you ask with such concern, “captain? you seem a bit distracted.” and the poor man, he’s such a glutton for the way your lips pout at him, for the knowing glint that dances on daggers when you ask if he’s alright. he can’t help but to devour it all, let it run its course until his body burns with frostbite and he gives you a chilled smile as the air between you two sparks with a deadly static. he’s addicted, so terribly lost to your poison, and he finds himself impatient for this stupid meeting to call to an end, for the doors to close behind the last knight, and for him to be left at the mercy of the lion.
“what could it have been,” you muse from your place between his legs, smile devious and so, deceitfully ignorant as his cock twitches painfully against your lips, “that kept you sooo distracted throughout our meeting, hm?”
kaeya can’t help the strained grunt that escapes him as you take his tip inside your lips. the way you suckle him is so devastatingly slow, near gentle in the way it maddens him and causes his body to sink into the mattress. he wishes so badly to grab you, to touch and feel your throat taking him as far as you could, but he’d be damned if he gives into you so soon. it’s already a struggle enough as it is, it frustrates him to no end that you’re able to draw him close to cumming so quickly — mere moments after you close the door and push his body down into your shared bed, and his breath leaves his body on trembling groans as you slowly suck his cock. your eyes stay fixed on his face as you study his expression. it’s terribly telling by the furrow of his glistening brow, by the way he bites his lips and throws his head back as his hips begin to buck, he’s close and you know it, and he’s on the verge of cumming inside your mouth just as he’d so guiltily fantasized throughout the day, until—
“fuuuuck!” the cry he releases is embarrassingly desperate, cracked around its letters as he stares at you accusingly. how utterly cruel of you to pull away before he could cum, and how utterly naive of him to have believed you’d let him before you’d had your fill. your smile tells him just as much as your tongue ghosts against his sensitive tip, humming in amusement as a shiver runs through his body and he pouts down at you.
“ah ah ah,” you tut. “a little impatient now, aren’t we?”
kaeya wants to retort with the words bubbling on his tongue, and he’s ready to blame it on the you who so relentlessly pushed his every button until he’d crack, but it all dies behind his lips as you climb up his body. your skin against his is almost too much as you kiss him, the very room spinning as he groans into you. your pussy grinds deliciously against his aching cock as you drag your hips — to and fro, repeatedly you tease him as his strength fades him and his voice leaves him unrestricted. choked moans are close to sobs as he grips on to your hips, he throws his head back and tries so desperately to match your movements by bucking his hips up, but oh, you can’t possibly let him have it so easily can you?
“not yet, kaeya,” you say gently as your teeth graze his neck, and the poor man groans pathetically beneath you as he forces his hips to still. “patience, remember? i can’t let you cum like this.”
the implication of your words isn’t lost on him. as realization swims within his blue eyes, you feel his heart beat stutter against you. the delicious rise and fall of his chest fills your own veins with euphoria and you greedily drink in every pretty little moan he gives you when you suck against his skin. you know every little weak point of his, know where to tease him to break him, and the results are always so mesmerizing to you — the way the cavalry captain melts against your palm when you caress his face and trace your kisses along his jaw. and oh, gods above, he has such a lovely voice. to hear the room fill with his moans and gasps is a reward greater than none other, and tonight — just as all nights before — you plan to make him sing for you.
you’ve teased him for far too long, you decide as you finally reach down to take his cock into your palm. he’s heavy against your fingers and twitching, slick with your spit and his precum. his breath catches in his throat as finally, finally, he feels his tip rubbing against your entrance. you’re so terribly wet, your juices spill down the length of him and between your fingers and kaeya wants nothing more than to be inside you.
a long, drawn-out curse pours out from him as you sink down on him.
immediately, he feels your walls clamping down around him, sucking him in as you adjust to his size. there’s a terrible satisfaction he finds in watching your concentration break, as your own moans escape you and your breath dances on staccatos when he stretches your pussy.
“fuck, kaeya,” you swear, hands pressed against his chest as you take all of him inside you. lips agape, your hair messy and eyes unfocused, you’re a work of art like this, and kaeya can’t resist the temptation to pull your body down, to press your lips against his as he grinds up into you. you reward him with a gasp of his name, but you don’t push him away. against him, you fall apart just as you’d unraveled him in your hands, surrendering to him and the pleasure he’d give by filling you up. his cock drags against your walls in a steady rhythm, pumping with his thrusts and jolting your body till shaky moans of his name are all that you can utter.
“kaeya, kaeya, slow down—”
it’s so hard for him, to slow the motion of his hips bucking up and driving his cock further inside your walls, but he listens. you push yourself up with your palms as you try to regain your breath, the sight of your chest rising and falling so terribly mesmerizing to him. the sensation of your pussy fluttering around him with each intake of air drives him insane, it’s maddening — how can he hold himself back when your eyes peer down at him with so much lust and desire, unadultered want that causes his cock to twitch inside of you? you want him so much and the thought itself is a drug, dangerous and deadly in a way nothing else could ever satisfy him.
“thank you, baby,” you sigh, bending down to kiss him. you reach to tangle your fingers between his and pull him towards you, until he’s sitting up fully with you in his lap. the new position causes his dick to shift inside you, it’s tip pressing against a dangerous place that almost has your body fold into his chest. slowly, you guide his hands to wrap around your back, and he obediently follows, pulling your waist flush against his while your own hands reach to cup his face. and once more, you lean in to kiss him and drink in everything he gives to you. liquor and wine falls from his tongue and pours down your throat, filling up every part of you so that you grow drunk on him, on his taste, on his everything. fire burns beneath your skin where he touches you, and you pull him closer — ever eager and ever wanting more, to feel him in earnest and to drown with him.
“i’m gonna make you cum, okay?” the words leave you on a breathless gasp that barely manages to escape, because you’re both on each other again, kissing with such greed and desperation as if you’d never get enough. “i want you to cum inside kaeya, please.”
oh, by the archons, your plea is almost enough to send him over the edge. kaeya groans, finally pulling back so that he can look up at you, to meet your lustful gaze. “after teasing me like that?” he challenges with a raised brow, and it’s immediate the way your lips grow into a responsive smile. “i don’t know if i wanna do that for you, sweetheart.”
you scoff playfully, shoving his shoulder. “don’t ruin it, asshole!” you can’t help the laugh that escapes as he buries his face against your neck, leaving kisses that send butterflies through your stomach. his smile imprints against your skin as he hums, and it’s a playful feeling until he grinds his hips up into you. you’re left grasping for his shoulder, head lulling back as a choked cry leaves your lips.
“ah—!”
“ruin what?” he asks innocently, and you know it’s your karma for teasing him when his teeth graze your skin tauntingly. he chuckles as your own hips start to move in tandem with his, desperately seeking to set a quick pace until his hands ground you. the way you grind against him is almost mindless, instinctively chasing after that feeling of his cock hitting deep inside you, and you’re so close to getting lost in it all until he teasingly blows cold air against your ear.
“ah ah ah,” he mocks. “patience, remember?”
you scowl at him — how dare he use his words against you like this?
your expression melts away when he leans in to kiss you. his hands on your hips slowly begin to guide you, his pace lulled and unrushed to extend the both of your pleasures. “thaaaat’s it, honey,” he purrs as he begins to match your movement. “nice and slow, just like that.”
he laughs as he feels your pussy fluttering at the praise, but he makes no move to tease you while he’s caught up in this moment. your brows furrowed as your arms latch around his shoulder, holding on so desperately as if letting him go would cause this moment to end — sin is etched all over your face while you grind against him just like he showed you, crying out his name on the sweetest moans as he pumps himself into you.
“oh, god, kaeya…”
“mhm?” he responds to your lewd sigh with a kiss against your chin, before pulling back to admire you. “feel good baby?”
“yes…” you throw your head back, whining at the depth of him inside you. “yes, you feel so good...” it’s almost too much for you as you moan softly. the pace he set for you allows you to feel each drag of his cock inside you in great detail, for the feeling of him rubbing against you to fully sink in as he fills you up.
kaeya grunts as he feels you tighten around him, arms pulling around your waist to press your hips closer, selfishly wanting to feel more and more of you, to taste more of you. “shit, (y/n),” he swears, and his words are almost a chuckle as he helplessly looks up at you. “i don’t think i can last like this.”
“just a little longer, okay?” you beg him. your voice is pitched high on needy whines that only tighten the coil in his gut. “i’m almost there — nnh, fuck — just a… just a little more, please…”
you reach your hand down between your bodies and rub small circles over your clit, keeping your motions in riding him as you chase your own high. your other hand wrapped around the back of his head is what helps you keep balance, and you bounce a few more times on his cock before, finally, you feel that familiar wave rush over you. “fuck fuck fuck, aaaah, fuck, kaeya i’m cumming—”
the sound that escape you are so filthy, yet they pour out on soft, almost whining moans as you finally cum, crying out his name while you come undone. all the while, kaeya never takes his eyes off of you, drinking in your sounds and your image as you ride your high, coaxing him close to his own end as your hips continue rolling against him.
“shit, (y/n),” he groans, long and loud as finally, he cums inside of you, drunk on the way you continue to grind down on him while he empties his load into you. the sensation of his warmth causes you to purr happily, feeling it being pushed deeper inside you with every thrust of his hips. you pull him in for a long kiss, as messy as it is passionate as his body melts against yours, your arms the only thing holding him upright. when your lips part, his forehead falls against your shoulder and he pulls your body until you’re fully pressed against him.
“fuck!” he laughs breathlessly, and you respond with a chuckle of your own as your hands begin carding through his hair.
“you were really pent up, hm?” you hum. the man scoffs against you, but doesn’t make a move to lift his head; his words vibrate sweetly against your skin as he pressed lazy kisses to your shoulder and neck.
“naturally,” he sighs. “with a meeting so painfully boring and you basically fucking me with your eyes, how could i not be?”
your response is to gasp, as if wounded by his words as you pull away — much to his harmless frustration — to meet his eyes.
“me?? how could i do something so provocative?” and despite your words, your smile is very telling as you press your nose to his, swooping in for a quick kiss that he immediately chases.
“how could you, indeed!” kaeya chastises you. “can you imagine just how tempted i was to fuck you right then and there inside that office? i’m surprised i managed to wait until we got home.”
you smile playfully, wrapping your arms around his neck and kissing him once more, though this time, you don’t pull away. you’re content in letting your forehead rest against his as your fingers play with the hair at the nape of his neck, biting your lip with mischief as you whisper seductively. “well, i can’t say i have anything against that idea.”
“is that so?” kaeya drawls, eyebrow raised in challenge. suddenly, he flips you over on your back, causing you to laugh at the surprise until you feel his cock hardening inside you once more. the sight of him hovering over you, resting on his palms causing your pussy to suck him inside you — clearly neither of you have had enough.
you smile up at him, meeting his challenge as you roll your hips against him, one leg lifting to rest on his shoulder as you beckon him with one finger.
“you’re a baaaad, bad girl, you know?” he takes pleasure in the way your expression melts out into bliss as he rolls his hips into you, a sinful moan escapo you as he stirs his cum inside of you. you truly are a work of art, he admires — the way you looks so utterly fucked out beneath him and yet wanting more of him sends desire coursing through his being. heavens above, he wants to ruin you.
“well then, captain, you aught to set me straight.”
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please come talk to me about my work and if you liked it or not. validate me or shame me please i’m lonely and seeking attention of any kind. please i’m begging i’ll give you anything you want just please come talk to me <3
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awesomerextyphoon · 4 years ago
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Speculum Cupido
Summary: You’ve been Dr. Strange’s apprentice for some time now and you wanted to prove your best friend wrong. It goes awry and both of you find yourselves in a ‘dark mirror’ universe where the Captain, the Asset, the Kraken, and the Fallen Angel want to make both of you theirs.
Pairing: Dark!Steve x Female Reader x Dark!Ransom, minor Dark!Bucky x OFC x Dark!Sam
Rating: 18+ / Explicit
Word Count: 3,072
Warning: Dub/Non-Con Smut, Oral (m & f receiving), Daddy Kink, MMF Threesome, Double Penetration, Spit Roasting, Non-Con Drugging, Breeding Kink, and Artistic License w/Biology
A/N: This is my gift to @labella420​ for @drabblewithfrannybarnes​, @chrissquares​ , and @amythedvdhoarder​’s Happy Hoelentine’s Day Challenge.  Dividers are by the lovely @firefly-graphics​. Shout out to @saiyanprincessswanie​ for letting me borrow an idea of hers for this fic. Thanks to @the-soulofdevil​ for the beta.
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Another Valentine’s Day, another day for the world to mock me being single.
You were having enough of a ‘meh’ week as it is. Dr. Strange had to return to Kamar-Taj for an in-person meeting and Wong was who knows where. They had instructed you to work on your portal and transfiguration spells while they were away which was fair since you’ve been lacking in that department.
It’s just that you longed for some excitement.
Luckily you wouldn’t be spending Valentine’s completely alone; Isabeau, your best friend, was coming over due to as she put it, ‘no one cares about a day where all one gets is somewhat good sex’.
Fast Forward two hours and you’re getting your room ready for Galentine’s Day Movie Night. You had decked out your room with homemade baked goods, drinks, best friend movies, all the good shit.
“I have wonderful news!” Isabeau burst in with gusto yet again.
You shot her a bemused smile, “What is it this time?”
“I have a new crush! It’s Eric from IT!”
“Are you sure this won’t end up like last time?” you queried in reference to the time when Isabeau’s crush turned out to be a complete asshole.
“Oh hush! This won’t be like that at all,” Isabeau retorted, “Now how about you? Have you had any luck with a hot sorcerer?”
“If only I’d be so lucky,” you muttered as Isabeau started on the Toffee Crunch Cookies you made.
A few minutes later, Isabeau’s eyes narrowed and her full lips curved upward in a mischievous smirk.
She had one of her ideas again.
“Hey, why don’t you try an ambiance spell. They’re harmless and you always feel better afterward.”
You didn’t like casting them due to something always going awry, but you relented once Isabeau broke out her puppy dog eyes.
“Alright, alright, I give,” you submitted, “I’ll try a simple floating star spell. Let me find the book.”
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 Both of you went to the library for the book but it was nowhere to be found. All of the ambiance and illusion books were blank.
“Is this a sorcerer thing? I’m not seeing any words or illustrations,” puzzled Isabeau as you went through book after book in the library only to find them blank.
“No. Maybe we should just go back to my room,” you suggested as you made your way to the exit.
“Wait! There’s one book left. You could try that one.” Isabeau pointed to the last book on the shelf. It was a little worn like many of the books that resided in the library, but the inscriptions seemed odd; like it wasn’t supposed to be there.
Yet it was the only book that had anything in it.
“Fine,” you relented as you took the book back to your room.
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  The spells in the book weren’t anything out of the ordinary, but one spell seemed to stand out to both of you.
“Speculum Mundus?” Isabeau wondered.
“It means Mirror World in Latin.”
“Oh,” her eyes got a mischievous glint to them again, “I bet you can’t cast the spell.”
“Not this again.”
“Oh come on,” Isabeau goaded, “It’s a simple mirror world spell. You’ve done it before. What’s the worse that can happen?”
“I don’t know…”
“Are you gonna chicken out again?”
“No! Just give me a minute,” you mumbled as your hands got into the starting position and recited the incantation.
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  The room changed instantly.
It was filled with prism-like structures and kaleidoscope imagery giving the space a surreal ambiance.
It wasn’t unlike the last time you went into the Quantum Realm with Dr. Strange and Wong, and yet the hair on the back of your neck stood straight, and a chill shot through your spine.
You heard a gasp and turned around to see Isabeau with her protruding eyes opened wide and her mouth gaping. Following her line of sight, you saw four of the hottest men you’ve ever seen.
Though something was amiss.
For one thing, there were two Steve Rogers; one with a beard and one clean-shaven. Bucky Barnes’ arm was silver and not dark gray with gold highlights. All of them were in black uniforms with sections of vermillion and/or maroon. Clean-shaven Steve had a black tactical suit with a vermillion Kraken on his chest. Bearded Steve had a skull with tentacles on it. Sam had three vermillion stripes and one maroon stripe across his chest and shoulders with a falcon’s head in red surrounded by a black circle between his pecs.
But the thing that set off all your alarms was the fact that Bucky’s outfit was a dead ringer of his Winter Soldier days.
Instinctively, you grabbed Isabeau’s hand and made a mad dash for the hallway. You needed to get some distance so you could ground yourself.
You tried breaking the spell but to no avail. Not only did the spell not break, but your hands also burned at each attempt.
“We won’t lose you again!” one of the Steves yelled as you and Isabeau turned a corner.
“Come here, mici prințese!” another voice, probably Bucky’s shouted as the two of you made your way into a closet.
“I think we’re okay for now,” you breathed telepathically as the four Adonises crept past your hiding place.
“What’s the plan now?” Isabeau asked fearfully as her heartbeat started to rise in terror.
“I don’t know but-” you were cut off by a strike to the back of your head and your vision rapidly fading to black.
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  Muffled voices and the beeping of medical equipment brought you from the void.
“Nothing is wrong….they’re…good, sir.”
“Be sure that they are. We can’t leave anything up to chance.”
Groggily, you open your eyes to find yourself in a sleek hospital room lightly chained to a bed. Several other people were monitoring your vitals. One of them is Dr. Bruce Banner, or what seems to be Dr. Banner.
Bruce turned to see you looking around with a slightly confused expression, “Ah, you’re awake,” he turned to one of his aides, “Contact the Captain and Lieutenant. Tell them to come to get their bride.”
You blinked. Bride?
“Where is Isabeau, my friend?” you inquired as one of the aides brought you some water.
Bruce scowled, “Don’t think about her. You might be able to see her if the Captain and/or Lieutenant wills it.” he remarked while eyeing you up and down in a condescending almost lecherous manner, “Hmm, looks great for breeding,” Bruce noted as he fondled and prodded your curves.
You’ve always been proud of how you looked, but at that moment you wanted to shrink in the corner after giving this Bruce a roundhouse kick to the groin.
You were about to tell Dark!Bruce to fuck off when Tony Stark, fuck it, Dark!Tony entered the room. This Tony looked a lot more sinister with his silver, gray, light, and steel navy blue armor. His face and hair were mostly uncovered with his facial expression positively predatory.
“Cap’s one lucky bastard. He gets a sexy bunny along with Lieutenant Smart Ass.”
Recalling how some megalomaniacs liked shows of submissiveness, you lowered your head and asked where you were.
Whether it be out of pity, spite, or malice, Tony answered your question, “You’re in another earth, another universe.”
You nearly swiveled to look outside the window. NYC’s skyline was radically different. There were fewer buildings and HYDRA insignias everywhere.
“HYDRA took over this world.” You deadpanned. FUUUUCK!
“Sexy and smart.” Tony praised sardonically.
It didn’t take time for HYDRA to regroup after WWII. Zola and his associates were able to convince Howard Stark to give them the Tesseract with the promise of great renown, riches, and no longer being bound by the laws of weaker men. They were able to create a superweapon with the help of Dr. Whitney Frost and have been ruling the planet ever since.
It could be worse. HYDRA knew they had to offer the people comforts in exchange for their obedience. They eradicated all diseases, created a good standard of living, and ended all petty conflicts under the new world order.
Though Tony didn’t feel the need to tell you. You’ll figure it out on your own.
The doors opened to reveal Steve Rogers and his younger, clean-shaven counterpart in all their masculine glory.
“Good, you’re here.” Bruce welcomed smirking at your silent pleas.
Both soldiers walked over and inspected you.
“Hello, kitten. Name’s Ransom.” The clean-shaven soldier drawled as he moaned from your scent, “Nice set of lips you’ve got there.”
“We’ll definitely have some fun with her,” Steve noted as licked his lips ogling your curves.
You had to use all of your restraint not to spit in their faces.
“We’ll take her.” Ransom decided while Steve nodded.
Several of the aides breathed a sigh of relief as Steve broke the chains on your bed like they were nothing.
“Don’t have too much fun now!” Tony called as Steve picked you up bridal style.
“Who am I kidding? they’ll breed her like a Catholic rabbit!”
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  “Um, where are you taking me?” you queried, your voice barely above a whisper.
“You will address us as ‘Sir’ in public unless instructed otherwise. Is that understood?” It took all that Steve had not to push against the wall and pound your pussy with his cock he was so enraged.
No, he needed to wait. No one was to see what’s theirs.
Ransom, for his part, chuckled and shook his head, “Best not to anger this one, kitten. He hasn’t been in the best of moods.”
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  You gasped once the doors to their living quarters opened.
The place was huge!
It had a modern yet retro design; it should’ve been confusing, but it worked. Grand windows showcased the skyline with a balcony in the middle with a huge kitchen next to what looked to be a restaurant-style fridge and a huge living room with a TV and a fireplace.
Yet there seemed to be something missing.
“Place needs a woman’s touch,” Ransom commented sending a smirk your way.
“I’ll see you in the guest quarters Ransom” Steve deadpanned as he led you down a hall.
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  The bedroom was enormous yet sparse like they didn’t know what to do with it.
You were about to say something when Steve dropped you onto the incredibly soft mattress. His eyes darkened with lust and you knew what he wanted. You couldn’t think of a way out of this, not with the magic inhibitors Bruce placed on your wrists.
Maybe you could give escape one last try; you just had to wait for the right opening.
Steve smirked upon seeing you removing your clothes. He liked that you knew your place, his pretty little princess.
You could only gasp when Steve removed his uniform top. He had an incredibly defined musculature: broad shoulders, beefy biceps, chiseled pecs and abs, and a seriously drool-worthy Adonis Belt. The light shining behind him made his body appear even more glorious.
Steve looked like an ancient god brought to modern times.
With a predatory smirk, Steve slowly crawled to you loving the smell of your arousal. “Let me lay out a few rules, sweetheart. You will make our meals, clean our rooms, bear our children, and be our good little whore. You must earn the right to wear a bra; panties are out of the question.”
Each rule was emphasized by a kiss or a love bite to your jaw, neck, collarbone, and shoulders.
Finally, you are to address us as Sir in public and Daddy in private. Say it.”
“Yes, Daddy,” you muttered with your eyes downcast.
Steve lifted your chin up with his forefinger, “That’s a good girl,” and brought you in for a kiss on the lips.
The kiss was demanding yet soft. You were surprised he was capable of such gentleness.
Steve was about to push his tongue into his mouth when Ransom strolled into the room.
“Does she know the drill?”
Steve broke the kiss with a smirk,” Just finished explaining it.”
Ransom shot you a sardonic smirk, “You got the rules, kitten? Good. Now if you misbehave, I’m gonna send you to the dungeons for a few days.”
Steve started up again, “But...if you’re good-”
“A good little wifey,” Ransom interjected caressing your right cheek and leaning in for a kiss.
This kiss started off soft then intensified (really know how to lure a girl) into one filled with passion and dominance. Ransom forced his tongue into and moaned at your taste. A few seconds later he was pushing what felt like a small tablet past your tongue forcing you to swallow.
“Did you do it yet?”
“Cool it, grandpa! I did, don’t you worry. She’s gonna feel it. Aren’t ya, kitten.”
You started to feel strange. Your body temperature skyrocketed, your mind was in a deep haze, your thighs were clenching on overtime you were so turned on. You needed relief and fast.
“Please Daddies!” you begged as you tried your best not to touch yourself.
“See grandpa? She’s ready.” Ransom purred as he grabbed your thighs and placed them over his shoulders. He planted a few kisses near your entrance and groaned at the smell of your arousal.
It only took one long, slow lick to your slit to turn you into a moaning mess. You couldn’t believe the pleasure you were feeling. It was like a bolt of lightning shot through you.
Ransom groaned at the taste of your juices. Not even Stark’s overpriced chefs could compare. “Fuck, she tastes divine,” he groaned and dove in for more. Ransom attacked your folds and swollen clit with insane intensity and precision alternating between his tongue and fingers.
You were on cloud nine. Each motion took you further to the precipice of an orgasm. Ransom kept bringing you back from the edge only thrust you back into his level of tumultuous.
Steve got in on the action by covering your moans with a kiss of all-consuming passion and started playing with your breasts.
“Fuck, these tits are amazing! Can’t wait until these are filled with milk” Steve purred as he took one of your nipples into his mouth and the other between his big and forefingers.
After twenty minutes of teasing, Ransom finally let you come. A volcanic eruption of ecstasy erupted from your core and Ransom lapped up all of your juices.
“Rogers, you’re in for a treat!” Ransom exclaimed as he hopped off the edge of the mattress.
“I get her pussy first since you got to eat her out,” Steve uttered as grinned at your blissed-out state.
With a tsk, both of them got you into position with Steve’s thick, muscular thighs on either side of your hips and Ransom standing in front of you taking off his pants.
He was huge! His cock was long, thick, and veiny. It wobbled against his masterfully sculpted abs with each step he took. You wondered how that was going to fit in your mouth. Turns out Steve’s was no smaller if his tip being coated with your slick is any indication.
“This won’t hurt, kitten. You were made for us.” Ransom cooed.
You didn’t know how right he was.
Steve made his move by pushing into you inch by delicious inch and moaned at the sensation. “Fuck, she fits like a dream.”
“Don’t take forever, grandpa.” Ransom chided.
“Shut up, ya punk!” Steve retorted as he began thrusting into you loving the way your pussy clenched around him like a vice’s grip.
“Open wide, kitten,” Ransom started to push his throbbing cock into your mouth.
It took a bit of time and effort to loosen your jaw enough for him to fully enter you. He started fucking your mouth before you were ready. You tried not to gag he was so rough.
What happened to the man from earlier?
“Fuckin’ perfect.” Ransom breathed as he was approaching his climax.
Steve came with a primal roar that reverberated throughout the room after making you come two more times.
“Swallow it, kitten” Ransom ordered.
Funny thing is, you didn’t need the order. You delighted in the salty, tangy, and slightly sweet flavor.
Two minutes after you swallowed all of Ransom’s spent, both men decided it was time to move. Ransom got onto the mattress and pulled you on top of him with his tip nudging your entrance. Steve got behind you and placed kisses along the juncture between your neck and shoulders while positioning himself at your ass.
“Please...please don’t do this!” you pleaded, the pill’s effect slipping for the tiniest of moments.
Steve grabbed your neck with just enough force to pause, not hurt.” Best be a good girl now, sweetheart,” he warned.
Ransom slid in first, “Holy fucking shit!” he moaned, “Sam owes me $40.
“That depends on how well their bride is taking to them,” Steve pointed out.
“Eh, we’ll say ours is better.”
Ransom moaned again once he bottomed out and grabbed the globes of your blessed backside. He couldn’t wait to grab and smack it around in their quarters.
Steve moved slowly causing both of your breathing to hitch, his from pleasure and yours from slight pain.
With a grin and smirk, they started moving in tandem. Your body almost couldn’t take the immense pleasure you were feeling.
“I could get used to this,” Ransom remarked.
“Well, we have the week,” Steve breathed past your ear.
Both kept at it until they came in you twice. You nearly passed out after your twelfth orgasm.
“Rest kitten,” Ransom purred as you finally gave in to your exhaustion.
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  “The bride took to our seed,” Steve reported to Director Pierce.
“Good. We found their parents along with the rest of the resistance.” Pierce imparted.
Steve scowled at the information.
You and your friend, Isabeau, were the only ones to survive the Eve Project. HYDRA wanted to genetically groom compatible brides for their top soldiers. You were promised to Steve and Ransom and your friend to Bucky and Sam. Both of you were whisked away to another Earth by the resistance and your treacherous parents.
Now you were back where you belong.
“When do we leave?” Ransom growled.
“Once Strange and Wanda crack the protection spell. In the meantime, enjoy your bride.” Pierce turned to leave, but stopped before turning off the screen,” I want to see some little ones soon.”
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incorrectquotesconaisseur · 4 years ago
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SO GUYSSSS I JUST FINISHED READING RULE OF WOLVES AND WHAT THE HELL???? I am a MESS
(so here are my thoughts that I had while reading it)
❗❗RULE OF WOLVES SPOILERS❗❗
• Lol Nikolai has a horse named Punchline, I love him so much
• Sankta Zoya Y E S
• Nina is sooo badass I love her - Brum needs to die btw
• Fjerda is a little shit
• "If not for Nina, their blessed termite eating at the heart of Fjerda’s government" - did I mention I love Nina?????
• Nikolai is a freaking mastermind and I love him
• OMG THEY HAVE AN ANTIDOTE FOR PAREM NOW???? HELL YEAH take THAT Fjerda!!!!
• Nina adopting Kaz's mindset when back at the Ice Court is what I live for
• UGH THE APPARAT
• Nikolai is soooo in love with Zoya I AM GOING CRAZY
• Zoya's "you forget that in Kerch greed is a virtue" gave me MAJOR Kaz vibes... I miss my crow babies
• Maybe it's an unpopular opinion, but I don't really like Ehri
• ZOYALAI NATION, HOW ARE WE??? ARE WE CRYING?
• I just REALLY love the found family trope and seeing everyone gathered in Zoya's rooms and Zoya curled up on the couch next to Genya I just AAAAAAAAA
• I absolutely adore the whole concept of the Darkling's prison and the CONSTANT sunlight he has to face HA - Alina vibes
• OMG "bring me Alina Starkov" WHAT THE FUCK I have literal chills ESPECIALLY after seeing the S&B trailer:)
• Nina being so confident in everything she learned from the Crows gives me so much serotonin I WANT MY BABIESSS
• Oh my god... I like prince Rasmus, he gives me major Nikolai vibes
• I draw immense satisfaction from Kaz and Zoya using "podge" as their preferred curse word :))))
• NIKOLAI CAN SEPARATE HIMSELF FROM HIS DEMON???? King behavior
• HOLY SHIT ALINA AGREED TO THE MEETING here we go again, fam
• I'm seeing Nikolai talking a lot about accepting his death and being undisturbed by the prospect of it and it feeaks me out - if he dies, I die with him
• Random, but: they need to get the thorn stuff from the Order of Sankt Feliks or whatever, right??? Maybe they have to steal it... and they would require expertise... MAYBE SOME CROWS PLS???????? (I am such a clown)
• Okay wait... so the letters that prove Nikolai is a bastard are in the druskelle sector... PLEASE TELL ME NINA HAS TO BREAK IN THE ICE COURT the fact that she is back there ALONE makes my heart clench so hard... I MISS MY CROWS
• FUCK ALINA SHOWED UP (also Oncat apparently and now I want to cry about Harshaw again)... AND MAL I can't take this I AM HYPERVENTILATING
• I AM LEGIT ON THE FLOOR Yuri is still there FINALLY understanding that the Darkling is evil AND NOW MY MAIN MAN GOT HIS POWERS BACK oh, I love the chaos
• NIKOLAI FUCKING CARRIES ZOYA'S RIBBON IN HIS POCKET nobody fucking touch me
• THE WEDDING IS FOR GENYA AND DAVID????? I AM SOOO CONFUSED what the heck
• Nikoali is the most fucking badass amazing cunning freakishly intelligent idiot I have ever seen in my entire life, my love for him is immesurable, I cannot put into words just how awesome his awesomeness is TAKE THAT MAKHI YOU BITCH
• OH HELL NO the demon is trying to escape SMACK THAT BITCH NIKOLAI BABY
• Oh wow, Rasmus is crazyyyy af he isn't anything like Nikolai my perfect boi SORRY
• OMG Nikolai's dad us a good guy??? I feel so sorry for him... SO NIKOLAI WAS RIGHT TO BE A ROMANTIC huh
• FUCKING HELL again with the nichevo’ya???? Darkling bby, what the HECK
• Nononononooo NO NOOOO NOT DAVID WHAT THE FUCK LEIGH
• "This is what love does" one of the most powerful quotes tbh
• Wait... they want to???? STEAL??? titanium from the Kerch??? .... DOES THIS MEAN.... C R O W S?????
• Okay but... the Darkling's POV? POWER MOVE I love it!!! And the fact that he uses Aleksander as his name with zero reticence now is just *chef's kiss*
• I'm sorry but... I don't like Mayu's chapters I AM SO SORRY I DON'T
• Nina is my badass queen STEP ASIDE PEASANTS
• All these SoC Easter Eggs and mentions are driving me insane
• Idk why but imagining the Darkling drinking beer is sooo funny to me
• I AM LOSING MY SHIT they are in Ketterdam KETTERDAM does that mean ....DOES THAT MEAN ....I better see my Crows or I am throwing hands
• The Zoyalai conversations in this book are KILLING me
• OH MY FUCKING GOD so Kaz took the Emerald Palace over and renamed it THE SILVER SIX???? LIKE???? I AM LEGIT CRYING???
• Ummm...Zoya, honey, WHY do you want to VOLUNTARILY stay away from Nikolai, HUH?????
• THE ONLY REASON HE AGREED TO HELP NIKOLAI WAS BECAUSE HE GUARANTEES INEJ'S PROTECTION if that's not L O V E idk what is YAAASSS KANEJ
• FUCKING SHIT JESPER!!!! IT'S JESPER!!!! WYLAN!!!! I AM FAINTING MY BABIESS
• The Crows' banter is WHAT I LIVE FOR
• Kaz is the most cold, badass and calculating motherfucker on the planet, I love him soooo much
• No NO NOO JORAN IS THE ONE WHO KILLED MATTHIAS????? HOLY SHIT I am sooo scared LEIGH WHYYYY
• Kaz's reaction to Nikolai's demon is legit the funniest shit ever
• Kaz and Nikolai are bffs - THIS IS HEADCANON LEAVE ME BE
• Queen Leyti has severely disappointed me
• I am having waayyyyy too much fun reading about the Darkling among blindly faithful monks - this is the stuff of sitcoms
• (I know the Crows only had a cameo and they won't pop up again, but I can't help desperation wanting to see Nina reunite with them and PLEASE GIVE ME INEJ!!!)
• Honestly, it's pretty cool getting to have a look in the Darkling's head - it's SUPER fucked up
• OOOOO the blight vs the Darkling = the only confrontation I want to see
• FATHER AND SON REUNION
• I don't care much for Hanne x Nina, but I have to admit that they make a very cute couple
• FUCK THEY BROKE STURMHOND'S BLOCADE FUUUUCK
• WAIT NO it was their plan all along HOLY SHIT electricity RULEZZZZ who knew physics would prove THIS useful???
• UUUGHH FUCK THE APPARAT I am so sick of this guy - Zoya was right, they should have killed him
• I am really pissed at the Darkling- YOU FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGE HOW MUCH RAVKA NEEDS YOUR HELP, YOU SEE NIKOLAI'S BRAVERY, YOU KNOW YOU CAM HELP, AND YOU DO NOTHING??? BRO WHAT THE FUCK
• HELL YEAH ZOYA IS A DRAGOOON fuck some shit up sweety Y E S
• MY SKIN IS CLEARED AND MY CROPS ARE WATERED BY THE DARKLING RAISING A MOB TO CALL ZOYA "SANKTA"
• Also... the Darkling winking at Nikolai? FLERT
• WHAT THE FUCK???? HANNE DIED??? holy shit, why???? WHY CAN'T NINA BE HAPPY???????
• Nikolai is an absolute SAVAGE in a debate
• Idk what to think abt Rasmus... he was kinda badass for standing up against Brum
• SOLDIER. SUMMONER. SAINT. slap me and call me a hoe I SCREAMED WHEN I READ THAT
• ZOYA AS QUEEN, SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
• Okay I stan the Darkling again
• ZOYALAI IS CANON I REPEAT ZOYALAI IS CANONNNNN
• OKAY WOW HANNE IS A FULL-ON BADASS yep, I stan
• I really???? LOVE??? this ending for the Darkling??? Idk but it is VERY fitting
• ALINA!!!! AT ZOYA'S!!!! CORONATION!!!! my life is complete
• FUCKING SHIT INEJ!!! INEEEEEJJJJ my queen my love AAAAAA
• The conversation at the end between Alina, Zoya and Genya DESTROYED ME
• STEALING THE HEART OF SANKT FELIKS yes please BRING THE CROWS BACK!!!!! I NEED ANOTHER CROWS SEQUEL!!!!
• I fainted, I ascended, I DIED at the last page
• NOW I NEED A SEQUEL!!!
• Leigh, you ARE goig to write what happens next, right? RIGHT? RIGHT????
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