#i can imagine alex saying that
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can’t decide if it’s funnier to imagine he doesn’t have a driver’s license or to imagine him in the bmv getting it legally
he doesn’t have a fake name or a birth certificate no way in hell does he have any sort of legal id
how does he get into any event or bar
#don’t you dare look at me and say ‘Alex Corinth’ I rebuke thee#can’t charm your way out of this one cori#maybe he just teleports past security he can do that I guess#imagining him twiddling his thumbs in the bmv waiting to take his test#the sandman#the corinthian#my posts
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Last night I had this this big brained thought of the 2019 rookies as sorority girls lol. Like do y'all think George would be one of the basement girls during rush
#Like what sorority would each of them be in#I can imagine Lando being one of those blue kkg girls from Tennessee ngl. IK U WANNA GOOO#Yap temple#Lando Norris#george russell#alex albon#f1#formula one#U will NOT catch Alex dancing in TikToks for rush at all#George would be the best big a little could ask 4#She runs rush like a well oiled machine from the basement each year#George and Lando being the sorority ambassadors for those sorority centric clothing brands#Like pepper mayo. Evry jewels. hello Molly. Princess polly. White Fox etc...#Do not question how Alex ended up here 🤑#But she does her job well which is to say she shirks it :3#Only seen at bid day during the entire rush process bc that shits mandatory#mclaren#mercedes amg petronas#williams racing#Williams
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Me realising that while we saw Pey’J get gunned down by Eden police officers while protecting other hybrids during the riot , Pey’J was never actually confirmed to have died from those bullets
Bullfrog was taken into custody before he could try helping Pey’J and Dolph was taken by Sarah into the wasteland. Meaning neither of them were there to see to Pey’J’s body, and that the two are assuming Pey’J is dead
Cody, Jade and Dolph all died because of the bombs inside their heads detonating. We also saw their bodies from the aftermath of that fact
Pey’J is the only one (besides Bullfrog) whose bomb didn’t detonate
We didn’t see what happened to Pey’J’s body
Shit
#captain laserhawk#rambles#captain laserhawk spoilers#I feel like I’m wearning a tin fold hat here#But I was just thinking “damn must have sucked for Sarah and her hero complex that Pey’J died without her say so-“#“WAIT A MINUTE HES THE ONLY ONE WHOSE HEAD DIDNT EXPLODE!”#god can u imagine if the first ep of season two Bullfrog finds Pey’J alive?!#ALSO ALEX#Alex died that night from Dolph’s arm which is technically a GUN#Alex is also a controlling creep towards Dolph#I’m telling you all there’s gonna be some thing done with this#Worth pointing out two that in the ever developing BGE 2 game#According to some concepts and videos Pey’J is part of a crew of space PIRATES#considering Razerbeard is gonna also be in season two they may do something with that#“See it’s all connected!”#I say as I pull out more red string for my conspiracy board
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i was speaking to my drum teacher today, and he was telling me about this time he and his band accidentally went to a gay bar and didn't know until they were inside, but it took their bassist 40 minutes to clock on and be like 'oh my god guys i think we're at a gay bar :0' and it just gave me massive reggie vibes, maybe all bassists have dumbass energy
#i can imagine alex just giving him that Look after he says it#sunset curve#reggie peters#alex mercer#julie and the phantoms#jatp
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arctic monkeys and every time the word ‘love’ is mentioned
whatever people say I am that’s what I’m not
tonight there’ll be some love, tonight there’ll be a ruckus yeah regardless of what’s gone before
~ view from the afternoon
oh there ain’t no love, no montagues or capulets
~ i bet you look good on the dancefloor
all that’s left is the proof that love’s not only blind but deaf… yeah I’d love to tell you all my problem
~ fake tales of san francisco
she makes a subtle proposition, I’m sorry love I’ll have to turn you down
~ when the sun goes down
lady, where has your love gone, i was looking but can’t find it anywhere, they always offer when there’s loads of love around but when you’re short of some it’s nowhere to be found
~ no buses
well how can you wake up with someone you don’t love and not feel slightly phased by it
~ leave before the lights come on
favourite worst nightmare
it’s wrong wrong wrong but we’ll do it anyway cause we love a bit of trouble
~ balaclava
and those dreams weren’t as daft as they seem, aren’t as daft as they seem my love
~ fluorescent adolescent
there’s room for the trouble and there’s lovers to be had
~ this house is a circus
it’d be a big mistake for you to wait and let me waste your time, really love it’s fine, I said really love it’s fine
~ the bad thing
old yellow bricks, love’s a risk… houdini love you don’t know what you’re running away from
~ old yellow bricks
another roll around and another push and shove, further away from the idea of love
~ da frame 2r
the more you keep on looking the more it’s hard to take, love we’re in stalemate… you’re slacking love where have you been
~ the bakery
am I too quick to assume that the love is no longer in bloom
~ too much to ask
humbug
i had a hole in the pocket of my favourite coat and my love dropped into the lining
~ i haven’t got my strange
suck it and see
i wanna feel your love brick by brick
~ brick by brick
do you still feel love is a laserquest or do you take it all more seriously… when I’m not being honest I pretend that you were just some lover
~ love is a laserquest
your love is like a studded leather headlock
~ suck it and see
jealousy in technicolour, fear by name, love by numbers… crushing up a bundle of love
~ that’s where you’re wrong
before she showed you how to shake love’s steady hand
~ the blonde o sonic shimmer trap
your love’s not what I need, so don’t give it to me
~ evil twin
am
it’s not like I’m falling in love I just want you to do me no good… the look of love, the rush of blood
~ no.1 party anthem
love buckles under the strain of those wild nights
~ mad sounds
I heard that you fell in love, or near enough
~ snap out of it
love like locked horns, love like dominoes… love like thunder, love like falling snow
~ electricity
I know you’re nothing like mine cause she’s walking on sunshine and your love would tear us apart
~ you’re so dark
tranquility base hotel and casino
love came in a bottle with a twist off cap, let’s all have a swig and do a hot lap… but it’s alright, cause you love me
~ star treatment
when true love takes a grip it leaves you without a choice
~ golden trunks
pattern language in the mood for love
~ the world’s first ever monster truck front flip
I wanna stay with you my love, the way some science fiction does
~ science fiction
the dawn won’t stop weighing a tonne, I’ve done some things that I shouldn’t have done, but I haven’t stopped loving you once
~ the ultracheese
the car
lights out on the wonder park, your saw toothed lover boy was quick off the mark
~ jet skis on the moat
put your heavy metal to the test, there might be half a love song in it all for you
~ mr schwartz
#arctic monkeys#alex turner#listen this was purely out of curiosity#there are so many poetic and imaginative ways in which alex describes love#i just wanted a tangible record of every time he just straight up uses the word#i was surprised that humbug only had one mention and even that was a b side but when i was making this i realised that it was such a#lyrically dense and innovative album and descriptions of love were more elaborate and straightforward#*less straightforward#(might make a separate post about that)#also found that the other albums were quite consistent except the car#i found it interesting that most of the songs aren’t actually about the same kind of love like the earlier albums were#the earlier ones use love as a nickname and portray the physical embodiment of being in love#and even in tbhc it describes this feeling despite there being slightly fewer mentions#but the car seems more like a goodbye album… not even about breaking up… just goodbye which is very….#there’s no room for love in amongst the melancholia and introspection#and makes me wonder about his relationship with love at the moment#it seems very disassociated and immaterial like he has no interest in spouting poetics about love like he did before#and i hope he can rebuild that relationship#i could probably say more but im not going to bc this is getting way too long#cheers if you actually read this whole fucking essay#i spent way too long on this if you cant tell
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Audacious | Franz Ferdinand
So don't stop feeling audacious, there's no one to save us So just carry on And don't go blaming the neighbours, you know they're the same as us We should just get on Get on
#audacious#franz ferdinand#the human fear#音楽#new music#gif#my gifs#i'm sososo excited to have a new single & mv !!!!!!!!#look at all of their smiling faces !!#bob hardy mr. assassin himself momentarily reverting back to a cherub#wearing his signature hat#audrey with even fancier earrings#and her rabbits 😭#(what is it with this summer & rabbits)#dino living out his glam rocker dreams#julian with the curlicue sideburns#and alex's rings -- but more than that his little family unit 🥹#and! they're all sporting brooches (?)#my gosh i have such a soft spot for each & every one of them#this mv is such a joy to watch so i can only imagine how it felt to create#though it's poking a bit of fun at the perceived excess/mystery of backstage#it also kinda feels like they're saying look what happens when you put yourself out there!#if you take risks & push past your fears you never know what will happen#but it might be something wonderful
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the superior version of bad habits
#i can’t help hearing ‘large rabbit�� whenever i listen to the actual song now help#also what i wouldn’t give to hear the whole 45 minute version alex says that miles did of this when they were making it#i can only imagine it was interspersed with countless fits of the giggles#tlsp#the last shadow puppets#milex#alex turner#miles kane#lulu posts
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@raccoons-garbage-can is the realest because I can just send him something insane about how I think medicine in the island lab looks like heartburn medicine and then an even more insane explanation of why I think it makes complete sense for Los Illuminados to stock up on heartburn medicine and he just accepts it 🫶 ily
#someday AT LEAST SOME of my insane rambles to you will be vindicated in some re4r behind the scenes official content i swear. i can feel it#all im saying is that it wouldn't even be the first time something insane i came up with was actually true#years ago i was looking at 70s pics of my wife and my wife's boyfriend (geddy lee and alex lifeson) and noticed they both had music note#necklaces on in some pics and while it was logical to assume it was 1 necklace they shared i had a gut feeling and dug until i found a pic#where they both had necklaces that seemed to maybe be the music note meaning they had 2 matching necklaces and not 1 shared. however it was#too blurry to 100% confirm my theory. then last year geddy lees memoir came out and CONFIRMED MY INSANITY. those bitches DID have matching#necklaces!! and they werent just necklaces they were COKE SPOONS!!! so the truth was actually even more insane than my insanity#i can only assume if any of my luis conspiracies are vindicated history will repeat and along w the conspiracy confirmation there will be#smth extra included that is somehow more insane than anything ive imagined#rush info dumping/bragging hour is over thanks for coming to my ted talk
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You know what? I'm suddenly mad that Kayla doesn't call Apollo mom, Rick what are doing???
#I never imagined myself saying this but I want hear momma Apollo at least once#like why can Alex call Loki mom but not Kayla??#spreading the Apollo mom agenda#trials of apollo#the trials of apollo#apollo pjo#apollo#toa#kayla knowles
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Didn’t even consider the possibility that Nia might use her dreams to give her and Brainy an edge in the games. That’s really funny to me. I think Brainy would 100% be in on it too, and completely ready to be like “how DARE you, she is very tired and she can sleep if she wants to” the second anyone tries to call her on potentially going into a vision during games. And he does genuinely want her to get some rest if she needs it but y’know... if she just so happens to see the cards in Alex’s hand...
Yes, you see my vision! 😉 Querl "card counter" Dox would absolutely not be above supporting his girlfriend's wrongs. Especially if it means getting a guaranteed win. (Meanwhile Alex gets closer and closer to tearing her hair out with every passing game night)
#supergirl#brainia#nia nal#brainiac 5#alex danvers#my asks#not writing#anon#it's a fool proof plan. brainy can accommodate nia's needs and watch her wipe the floor with everyone in the process.#and snuggle. snuggling is very important.#with the likes of lena and alex going against brainy and nia i can imagine game nights getting extremely volatile and competitive#bring on the chaos is what i say
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Wild idea: Alex Jones was one of Azazel's Special Children that he made just for funsies.
Research I didn't actually have to do but did: The Special Children Activation happened between 2006-2007 and Alex was kidnapped by Celia from her family smack-dab in the middle of that. 😃
#Eric Kripke did... did you want to get into that if Wayward Sisters got picked up?#Alex is so Sam-coded from being the younger 'sister' to her appearance to wanting a normal life you Gotta give her double blood weirdness#Imagine being 12 - we're starting off strong with the Horrors - and having awful migraines and dreams about monsters#And then one night monsters pour into your home and at first you're calm because you think it's another nightmare#But then you feel the warmth of your mother's blood on that wild-eyed woman's palm on your cheek and you realize It's Real#And you live in the nightmares now and you've gotta learn to love the monsters in order to survive#...Not to disappoint but... This Is Still About Lucifer in Wayward Sisters#Lucifer realizes that Alex is one of Azazel's kids like Sam and but he knows how Sam felt about the demon blood#[Sam sharing withdrawal symptoms in the Cage before Castiel yoinked their body]#So the math is 'Demon blood = powerful Sad human but Azazel = demon + pinch of my grace so I gotta give Alex my blood to fix it'#Something something Alex gets so much grace wrapped around her soul that it sings in pitches Claire can hear and she gets tiny wings#And Lucifer gets to groom her teensy useless wings and she's a new type of monster that they're just calling pure. Neither human nor angel#Lucifer and Alex get to be a little fucked up in this take there's a point where Lucifer is slipping his blood in her food#And another where he's stabbing a crazy straw into his heart for her. Also maybe Alex ate human flesh as a preteen. Who can say?#Important to note that Lucifer Didn't Know Alex would get Great Value Angel'd he just does Experiments sometimes.#It's how he made Lilith and the Princes and Cain he's just gonna give some humans incredible power and see if they blow up#He started real small and responsibly on the archangel blood (possibly had a trial run first Alex is Special to him)#Neither Azazel's blood nor Lucifer's blood makes Alex a perfect vessel for Lucifer but she gets tuned into Angel vision at some point
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#almost paradise#alex walker#christian kane#some whumpy goodness#whump#barely conscious#i know that it's alex walker#but it doesn't take much imagining to turn this into eliot or jake#what can i say#i know what i like#ghostly'sgifs
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2024 is the year I quit* the CPA and study creative/professional writing instead
*still staying as an associate member because I'm dumb
#no but why am i studying something i hate?????#i like writing i want to be writing#honestly i can just imagine the other people who do it like my cousin would've done it full time and been with other like minded students#I'll probably find something where the course is at night or weekends and the class is full of wannabe writers#they've all got some BIG IDEA & think they'll be the next JK Rowling & I'm there with my only experience several hundred Trent/ginni fics#probably a terrible idea to be in a writing courses but I'm interested#maybe they'll stop me writing about Faz in the bath#what i really want to do is write a biography about Alex Fasolo (hot) or sophia (hilarious)#neither person would agree to the biography though#like i won't say anything BAD about Faz#or Sophia for that matter#trust me it's not a roast i promise#Just a collection of very true unbelievable stories that sophia's lawyers will sue me for
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just remembered i'm going to be 20 this year can everyone give a moment of silence. teenager was so endless and it's going to be over before i know it this is my life and it's just flying by and i feel like im only ever just incidentally moving through life and like i'm never doing all i could be doing never feeling like i'm living my life the way i'd be living in it if i really cared but i don't want to try to change that bc rotting in bed is so appealing lol
#except when i hang out with or talk to friends that's the only time i feel like im alive#and it's not like an i feel like im not doing enough when im working my ass off legitimately doing nothing lol#but id rather just rot in bed and have no work ethic and not make time to shower like a. just an awful aimless person LMAO#<- he worked so slow today like he always does and messed shit up and has to go in early to try and catch up and he's so mad about it#working with a partner stresses me out bc i want to do things and then i worry im cutting them out of it and also doing it badly and im#gonna ruin it for both of us and they could've done it better and they're going to hate me and i've never done anything right whateverrrrr#i want to live in a room where i can do my little crafts and learn things at my own pace and hang out with friends and go to events all the#time. and i feel like im a bad person for that because everyone has to participate in society in SOME aspect part time or volunteering or#whatever. the make text post button is like therapy for me i like to imagine this is what i'd say if i had a therapist lol#alex talks
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i did it. i drew her as a hobbit. i used the fucking cornerstone fit colours for it
#alex turner#idk how to draw backgrounds lol#alex turner fanart#imagine going into the alex turner fanart tag and seeing him as a fucking hobbit#idk if yall can tell but i really like lotr#swags says a thing#swags can draw
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came out of this movie with a crush on Taylor Zakhar Perez that man radiates charm it's insane
#he's replaced the alex i imagined while reading the book that's for sure#he did such a great job portraying him#he was quick and he just knew how to make every scene work#great actor#i liked henry's actor as well#he was great at portraying the nervous wreck that is the character#but still taylor was outstanding in my mind#ALSO can i just say how relieved i was when i saw they actually have chemistry my god#that was my biggest fear#but no it actually workedddddddddd#i'm so glad it did#they looked fucking adorable together#red white and blue#rwrb
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