#i called poison control

[i-have-not-lived-as-one-ought]

If I could take drugs without having panic attacks that I accidentally overdosed, coping would be so much easier

[valeovalairs]

Dakota would do the one chip challenge at school, eat it, and chug like carton after carton of milk as people around him watch in horrified fascination. Vyncent would try it out of curiosity and throw up, and William would take one look at them both and just back into the crowd and pretends not to know them. They all get detention.

[prince-liest]

I'M FREEEEEEE

Yesterday was my last day in the emergency department for this academic year, and of course it was also the absolute fucking worse out of the entire two months of emergency medicine that I've done so far in residency. I didn't get so much as a ten minute break to eat the whole fucking day, I stayed nearly two hours after the end of my shift writing notes and playing phone tag with a bunch of specialists until my attending fucking left, and my attending kept telling me to go see new patients when I was already super behind on figuring out wtf I was doing for the ones that I had. One of my sign-outs literally ended up being, "As for plan, uh...sorry, I didn't even staff this one. I put in a CBC, CMP, and UA and then they called a code and I went to go do that. Sorry." and fucking bless the next attending coming on because he was so chill about it. I think he could see the stress in my eyes, lmaoooo.

On the bright side, I did get to successfully intubate a guy! This is an improvement on the first time I tried to intubate someone, which was a few days ago on a high risk patient who coded in the middle of it.

Anyway, saw my clinic patients today, and now it's time for my first two-day weekend in literally two fucking months. Happy November!

[whentherewerebicycles]

ugh well I discovered this morning that ruthie ate maybe 10-15 cherry pits out of a bowl yesterday afternoon or evening. it seems like she’s probably not going to get cyanide poisoning—she would’ve had to crack all the pits open which I doubt she did (she is a Gobbler who does not have that kind of patience) and also it seems like she would’ve had to eat like a pound or more of pits to reach a lethal dose. so now the danger is a possible intestinal obstruction ughhh. so far she is acting totally normal but we will see. ughhhhhh please don’t need emergency surgery I cannot afford this right now 😭😭😭 I’m so mad at myself for leaving the bowl unattended!!! and also for not noticing last night because then I could’ve given her hydrogen peroxide and made her throw it all up, as I did when she ate two entire packs of orbit gum wrappers and all. but also COME ON, DOG!! I have never met a creature with less common sense when it comes to gobbling up inedible and possibly poisonous stuff.

[lifesshort-imshorter]

My Sunday PSA for ADHD:

I am *constantly* seeing people talk about accidentally doubling up on their meds because they can't remember already taking them - or skipping them altogether just in case they did take them.

Seriously, guys, please think about getting the timer caps for your pill bottles. This has been a lifesaver for me when I grab my bottle to take my meds, remember I need to do something, set it down, and then when I see the pill bottle again I can't remember if I even opened the damn thing. This has happened enough that I can't count the times, and even if I could I wouldn't tell you because really, brain? C'mon.

This thing tells you exactly how long it's been since you opened the bottle and helps to keep you on track. These come in multiple sizes to fit virtually any pill bottle you already have, but they also come with their own bottles (and labels!) on the off chance they don't - and you can find them online easy enough.

Best part is these things can work for multiple people for different reasons. Got a forgetful parent or grandparent and want to make sure they're safe with their meds? Great gift. Have a teen in the home but you smoke weed and want to keep an eye on it? Perfect nug jar. Just curious about how long your adhd meds last before productivity goes down? Perfect timer.

Have teen children and worried they're going to access your Vicodin from that dentist appointment? Have a high fever and can't remember how long it's been since you took your last Tylenol? On day three of a depression streak and can't remember doing anything but staring at the wall? Can't remember how long it's been since your last birth control pill? Great purchase.

Just keep them in an area you are frequently and stop worrying (I keep my adhd meds right next to my computer, and my morning meds next to the sink in the bathroom). Get rid of the am/pm pill containers that no one remembers to fill anyways. Trust me, it is worth it.

In case I've inspired anyone, these are the ones I have, but there are other brands and styles out there from different sites if you don't support Amazon.

Even if it's not for you, please share so that other people see.

[analoghorrorisyummy]

Ruh-roh raggy

I had to go home today cuz I accidentally drank Landry detergent + hand soap + something else that I don’t remember- but it’s fine, it was 🤏!!! I’m good :3

I’m gonna shove some food down my throat :P

[statichvm]

hey

[simplysebby]

I'm gonna say it. Minecraft is a shitty fucking game. Steve came to my fucking house last night, you understand??? MY fucking HOUSE. Completely UNINVITED. He came to my house and fucked my mom. My fucking MOTHER. Do you understand how fucked up that is? He took his blocky ass square fucking dick (it was small as hell btw, bitch) and shot a load into the same hole I came out of. THAT'S MY FUCKING HOLE, YOU WHORE. So now I'm making a call out post. And you mother fuckers will STILL support Minecraft like the bitches you are so guess what? It was my mom first, it's gonna be YOUR MOM next! What now, liberals? You gonna cry? You gonna let Steve's block cock finding the clit before you can? Jesus christ. This is Biden's America.

[kakashihasibs]

I shared some of my applesauce with Leia and it fucking has grape in it x_x whhhhhhyyyyyyy. But even if it has the toxicity levels of a grape she would need about eight ounces for it to be toxic. And grape is 5th on the ingredients list of 7 things. And i gave her about a teaspoon's worth. I'm like 95% sure she's going to be fine

[arianaderalte]

A farmer (accidentally) poisoned me today.

Archaeology!

*jazz hands*

[hungarianmudkip69]

adhd people's stories of their first time on medication make me feel so complicated. i'm happy for them that they get to finally feel normal, of course. but... i'm on the highest possible dose of concerta, and i still relate more to their descriptions of being unmedicated than medicated. the medication makes it possible for me to even feel like i'm in control of myself instead of a helpless passenger. i'm not me when i'm unmedicated. medication makes me myself but i still struggle... i've never felt normal.

it scares me, honestly. i'm never more aware of how severe and disabling my adhd really is than when i hear how medication affects others. i'm so glad they get to experience that... but i wish i could too.

maybe someday they'll invent an adhd medication that can be stronger without being dangerous and i'll get to learn what normal feels like.

are there other people out there who feel like this? sometimes it scares me how bad it seems i have it... i think it would help to know other people feel like this too. although. i don't really want anyone to feel like this...

[freakattack]

[apho-sappho]

Ough I'm 100% making Vio call himself Hyacinth in this au

[thegeminisage]

today i got to eat a flower at work. our client, whomst we normally just clean and fold linens for, was having us petals off of roses to get ready for a huge valentine's day sale (just the outside ones to make the roses look prettier - i'd say we peeled about 500 before we left). they looked REALLY good so i gave in to my animal brain, googled to see if rose petals were safe to eat, and ate one. it tasted like nothing until i bit into it and then it tasted bad. only after doing this did i see the NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION label on the side of the box. but i'm not dead yet. so.

[jazzums]

im a slut for dawn soap and a scrub daddy

[earthry]

The new bug eats toothpaste, trust me on this one.