#i am sorry mutuals 😭😭

[cryiling]

dear mutuals logging on and seeing my 5 million loki reblogs: i am sorry. also i am not well

[cupiidzbow]

OK SORRY I WAS THINKING ABOUT THINGS TOO HARD AGAIN here’s an expanded character relationship chart ( there’s placeholders and it’s still not done but here’s a general idea 😭😭) expanded ideas under the cut in case it’s hard to read 😭

- candy, dk , funky and freddie (all childhood friends, grew up together.)

candy + freddie: best friends through and through!! ( Freddie admires her confidence and skills and Candy appreciates his willingness to help his friends and soft heart , but “you gotta stand up for yourself more sweetie.” 😭.) roommates before things started getting serious between freddie and funky.

candy + dk: dated for a point in time but had a mutual breakup, still great friends regardless! ( dk is kinda into people who can kick his ass )

candy + funky: she had the hots for him for a while but he never showed any feelings back. ( she found out he was gay) “OH! Oh, yeah that check out.” she got over him after that. funky appreciates her, one of his closest friends!

freddie + dk: great friends! Freddie had feelings for him but never said anything abt it, thought it wasn’t going to work out so moved on. Dk didn’t realize he had feelings for him until he got with funky ( “why do i feel so jealous?” 🙁 ) figured out that Freddie use to like him at some point and started crying sobbing and throwing up when he realized he fumbled the bag.

funky + freddie: best friends! funky had a crush on freddie for YEARS. he was so down bad abt him and wanted to always make him feel loved and appreciated even if there was the possibility they would never get together. freddie was oblivious to his affections for a bit but started gaining feelings for funky as he noticed the way he treated him as they got older, they want eachother so bad it makes them look stupid. 🫶🏽

Dk + funky: best bros for life!!! funky never noticed any animosity between them and considers dk one of his best friends. dk thinks very highly of funky of course! but he couldn’t help but start getting extremely jealous of funky for getting with freddie after he realized his feelings for him too late. ( biting his fist till it bleeds) “CONGRATULATIONS. IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU…… 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁” ( he then proceeds to drive into traffic)

additional kong relationships!

- freddie + diddy: cousins!! diddy was raised with Freddie when he was born and he has a cool older cousin watching after him always!!! Freddie would kill and die for diddy. that’s his baby cousin 😢😢 when diddy found out funky liked Freddie he was like 🤨. (standing on 5 boxes ) break his heart I will get you. ( He won’t diddy don’t worry.)

dixie + diddy: best friends and first crushes! they’re like 14. watched her punch a guy in the face or something and he started having feelings for her. idk they’re cute 😭😭😭

Blondie (guard kong) + freddie - Freddie befriended him at some point and got to know him!! he’s very kind and he honestly thought he was kinda cute but he probably doesn’t feel that way back so I’m happy being his friend. ^-^ (Blondie in his head) I have loved you for a million lifetimes. He has the biggest crush on freddie but he is not much of a talker and way too shy to ever admit how he feels to him so he will take it to the grave.

( general best friend/ familial relationships between dk/diddy/cranky/dixie/candy/funky/tiny)

bluster + everyone: everyone wants to jump him. kremlings included.

kremling/kong dynamics

everyone can’t stand k. rool he’s literally a public menace.

cranky + k. rool: they had a lil gay thing going on in the 70s and they’re bitter exes now. cranky got over him, k. rool never got over it. “I will torture ur grandson and his friends to get back at you now.”

candy + kalypso- recongnized eachother from the barrel blast completions and were neutral abt eachother even tho they’re on opposite sides. they both ended up being kinda …. “ 😳😳😳” over eachother eventually

funky + kludge + freddie - funky only really saw him as an unserious rival in the barrel blast competitions. Freddie helped Candy during the challenges and never participated….. they both kind where like….. 🧐 hold awn he’s kinda….. Over kludge. kludge does not like the kongs at all so it is not at all reciprocated.

[true-bluesargent]

no because i am talking to a boy on hinge. and i mentioned a show i love just in passing right but it's such a niche show... and he goes away and HE WATCHES THE FIRST EPISODE?!?!? AND SENDS ME THREEEEE VOICENOTES OF HIS THOUGHTS WHILE HE IS WATCHING. feeling insane about it why is he matching my freak right now

[rustyelias]

when ever I really like a character I say I want to put them in the pear wiggler. this is what I mean:

chat what beloved characters are you putting in the pear wiggler?

[xariarte]

Dillon Brooks names his three toughest opponents to guard - Jul 23 2024

[what-the-hell-is-going-on-here]

i love all of my mutuals so much im giving you all a pat on the head

🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

and if you dont like touch. then cake

youre all so talented and cool i don't get it How. go tell yourself something nice because you deserve it okay bye

[stinkrascal]

oh jeez i could say so much right now but i wont. i'll be nice

[brucequeensteen]

all r-dfem blogs on here are always posting 3 things: a) most vitriolic disgusting display of shaming people for how they look which almost always implicitly or explicitly aligns with some kind of eugenics or racism, b) how everyone who isnt them or disagrees with them is stupid or misguided or has no hope left for them, and c) how lonely and isolated they feel all the time . I wonder when they will join the dots

[iiusia]

Rules: put four of your favorite characters from four different pieces of media into a poll, then let your mutuals vote on which character fits your vibe the best.

tagged by @sunflower-chai 🫶

tagging @fairytale-lights @joandragon @thatfriendlyanon and anyone who sees this !!!

[starrynightsxo]

not me realising that I actually have followers and I probably shouldn't just reblog everyone else's posts every day and call it a night

[indigopoptart]

man i love the people im surrounded with. how did this happen. youre all so lovely😭

[battleslippers]

Tell me tell me who you guess I am. 😈😈😈 (the guy from the last ask)

lwk I have no idea I'm taking multiple shots on the dark here 😭 uhhggh hellonearthtoday because the initial one reminded me a bit of how they type but maybe gabriel????? Bungle??????????

[xariarte]

Me being happy for the Pacers while everyone on the dash is sad about the Knicks blowing out

[eddiethehunted]

omg this is CUUUTE thanks for tagging me @t-boyeddie ^_^

decorate my tree 🎄

tagging @spectrum-spectre @everfascinated @catfishofoldin99colours @kurtsgirl69 @stevesjockstrap @schimmelspore @girldadlalo @cloudstrifing buuut feel free to ignore this besties (also anyone is welcome to leave a message but NO PRESSURE!! ily)

[stuckinapril]

Offerings for my beloved - 💐🌹🌷🪻🌻

Mia! I miss you so much my love 🫂💕🌷!!!!

[catsfanboy]

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