#i am so jealous omgggg

[accio-victuuri]

bxgs really do decorate cinemas with the cutest yibo characters! this is for one and only! ☺️ and it helps that the fandom have so many talented artists who are willing to share their work for events!

source.

[cutieln4]

Hot Laps | LN4 smau

lando norris x reader

summary: lando takes an actress on a hot lap. they immediately have chemistry.

fc: marsai martin, pinterest girls

a/n: GUYS IM SORRY!!!! college is kicking my ass and my friends are being fake so i'm sorry it's been a while my motivation has kinda been down :( also sorry it's short

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username1 I CAN'T WAIT OMGGGG

zendaya gorgeous as always

yourusername love u girl🫶

username2 YOU ARE GLOWING

username3 looked at myself and sighed

username4 i'm sat

username5 mother is mothering

username6 IM SO EXCITED

username7 face card never declines

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username1 OMG I HOPE I SEE YOU

username2 lock your doors

username3 ugh more celebrities that know nothing about f1 getting invited🙄

mclaren We're excited to have you!

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f1 Lando Norris takes actress Y/n Y/l/n on a hot lap! Watch the full video here

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username1 holy crap

username2 no longer lando norizz😭

yourusername i was only a little bit scared!

landonorris just a bit?

username3 ok so now i need them to date

username4 how was lando able to focus while she looked at him like that?? i would fold immediately

username5 they were both so quick with their responses like the chemistry is insane

username6 idk who i'm jealous of more

username7 it felt like i was interrupting something

username8 she's so beautiful

username9 it was all too much for little lando norris

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landonorris WOOOO P1!!!! Thanks for being my good luck charm, @.yourusername you'll have to come to races more often😉

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username1 HELLLOOOO????

danielricciardo they grow up so fast🥹

username2 what happened to shame?

yourusername of course! you'll just have to invite me :)

landonorris see you soon!

username3 OMG???

oscarpiastri Good job mate!

username4 IM SO HAPPY I CRIED

username5 lando norris is a grand prix winner🥳

username6 i'm still smiling

username7 congrats but the caption is crazy, rizz unmatched

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yourusername thank you again mclaren for the invite, i think papaya is my color! and i even got to see some cute boy win!

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username1 "some cute boy" yeah okay

username2 i love the online flirting now kiss pls

landonorris you definitely belong in papaya🧡

yourusername oh yeah?

username3 LANDOS COMMENT BYE

username4 oh to be able to flirt with lando norris

username5 okay but why is no one talking about how STUNNING she is

landonorris i'm talking about it

username5 OMG

username6 when will it be my turn😣

username7 new wag PLEASE

username8 they NEED to date or else i will be upset

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landonorris nice little break😊

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username1 WHAT

username2 wait...but y/n posted a few days ago and she was shooting a movie, so who is this???

username3 streets are saying this isn't y/n😔

yourusername looks fun, invite me next time!

username4 oh so it wasn't her

username5 i am a child of divorce

username6 WDYM THATS NOT Y/N??

username7 but they would literally be the IT couple

username8 fr, the chemistry was unmatched

username9 guys what if she's just saying that to throw us off?

username10 okay but she is literally filming for a movie she can't just go on vacation

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username1 YES MY PARENTS HAVE REUNITED

landonorris hmm i don't know, you should ask him🤔

username2 is his gf ok with you calling him cute??? homewrecker

username3 interesting...

username4 THE HEART IM CRYING

username5 yall are so perfect

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yourusername fun weekend😚

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username1 WHITE BOY SPOTTED

username2 dare i say it...is that lando

username3 he already has a gf

username4 you know who's eyes look like that?🤭

username5 bruh there's billions of people in this world it could be anyone

username6 hold on im trying to spell gorjus

username7 interesting...

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landonorris fuck a soft launch

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username1 OMG I KNEW IT

yourusername LANDO WHAT ABOUT OUR PLAN??

landonorris sorry🤷‍♂️

yourusername ur lucky i love you

username2 YALL TRICKED US WTF

username3 bout time omfg

maxfewtrell Congrats, mate!

username4 yayy!! sleeping on the highway tonight🤗

username5 power couple fr

username6 quick everyone act surprised!

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username1 MY PARENTS IM SO HAPPY

username2 dare i say the hottest couple ever??

landonorris my sweetheart🧡

username3 when will it be my turn😫

username4 HOLY SHIT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

username5 i want what they have

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[spideysbruh]

matchmaker

a/n- btw DUNE 2 ... WOW

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y/n HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BEAUTIFUL FLO! I love you so much and am so forever grateful for you. you're the best friend I've ever had. let's get this party started now!!!

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florencepugh I LOVE YOUUUU SO MUCH MY FAVORITE GIRL

holdinmebackyn t liked 🤨😮😮🤔

crocyn they like each others stuff all the time !! they're probably friends since Florence is friends with both

kingsyn my favorite best friends 🫶🫶

musicalyn they're basically girlfriends LMAOO

y/n just posted a story!

caption- 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎊🎉

@celebgoss just tweeted- NEW RELATIONSHIP ALERT ⚠️📢⚠️📢‼️‼️‼️ Timothée Chalamet and Y/n L/n were spotted getting close in the background of several videos from Florence Pughs birthday extravaganza. sources from the party have said that the two have been together for a few months already!

@fatwsyn replied- in the background? baby that's up close and personal 😭😭

@flosyn replied- NO WAYYYYYY OMG MY FAVESSS

@dunesarrakis replied- okay but they'd fr be so cute together 😭🫶

y/n just posted a story!

caption- TWO TIMES FOR THE BIRTHDAY BITCH 🗣🗣🗣💕💕💕💕💕

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y/n she's got electric boots...

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blueyn I BET TIMMY TOOK THAT LAST PIC

micyn I wanna be her so bad omggggg so jealous

normalyn address the situation!

kenoughyn what situation?

kingsyn the videos of them at the party 💀💀

florencepugh we are so cute

y/n the cutest!!!

florencepugh just posted a story!

florencepugh deleted their story.

@atreideschal tweeted- OMFG.

@spidsyn replied- THAT WAS TYEMMMMMMMMMMM OH MY GOD

@sklylightyn replied- MAYDAY MAYDAY

@lauriesrings replied she was on the wrong account or smth LMAOOO

@teddyyn replied- ITS TRENDING ALREADY LMAOOOO

@woahyn replied- I bet florence introduced them to each other

@y/n just tweeted- rly loving the twilight zone right now

@sillyyn replied- I bet that's where you wish you were rn LMAOOO

@ynslaugh replied- PLEASEEE

@good4yn replied- yk her ex wants to khs rn

@fabulousyn replied- we saw that!!!!

@y/n replied to @fabulousyn- huh???

@medalliayn replied- I CANT W YOU LMAOOOO

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y/n funny how??

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tchalamet pretty

y/n liked

houdiniyn BROOOO

cineyn i amuse you? I'm here to make you laugh ?

y/n liked

fuxkyn what, did you and timmy watch goodfellas tonight or smth?

y/n yup. while we talked about how nosy the internet is🙏🏼👍

tchalamet liked

sabxyn THE STUFFED ANIMALL AWWWW

madsynfan THE COMMENTTTTTT

lovelyyn THE WAY THIS IS KINDA CONFIRMATION OMFGGGGG

@celebgossip just tweeted- CONFIRMED RELATIONSHIP ‼️‼️‼️‼️ Y/n L/n and Timothee Chalamet seen together on a private beach in Chicago.

@timmyswonka replied- NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYY

@dunesarrakis replied- hottest couple ever

@ynslipgloss replied- OMFG.

@timxyn replied- literally my parents

@y/n just tweeted- 🫠🫠

@rocketyn replied-oooo she's mad

@catchmeyn replied- ppl can't mind their business I swear

@chalsyn replied- paparazzi sucks !!!!

@ynsheadphones replied- girl you're living so many peoples dream omgggg

tchalamet just posted a story!

caption- yall already know so....

@y/n just tweeted- I'm terrible at pool LMAOOO

@realchalamet replied- when you hit the cue ball off of the table 😍😍

@y/n liked and replied- PLEASE.

@talkingyn replied- you're just a girl you don't have to know how to play pool it's okay !!!!

@y/n liked and replied to @talkingyn EXACTLY THANK YOUUU

@Chaniyn replied- omg but now we'll get more public interactions let's goooo

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y/n the first time I've seen love, and the last I'll ever need.

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discoyn rue, when was this???!!?!?!

ynscurtains OMFGGGGGGG

tchalamet you make me so incredibly happy.

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laurieslaurence THEYRE SO CUTEEEEE 😭😭😭💕💕🫶🫶🫶

romcomyn the diss to her exes 💀💀

ynsdelicate it's okay cause i can name a few that deserve it...

florencepugh my best buds !!!!

blackcatyn it should've been you and her !!!

y/n just posted a story!

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tchalamet I'll love you as long as I breathe

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tsgf ewww

ynsunshine STFU omg

greenyn they're cute or whateverrrr

y/n I love you

dunepaul THE DUNE REFERENCE PLEASEEE 😭😭💕💕

ynandtimmystan PARENTS

kylesballs he's gonna turn off the comments if yall don't BEHAVE. HE'S NOT GOING TO DATE YOU 🗣🗣🗣

@celebgossip just tweeted- Timothée Chalamet on his and Y/n L/ns relationship in a recent interview, "You know, I was never really public about any other relationships until her. Florence [Pugh] had introduced us almost three years ago, and we hit it off instantly. It was love at first sight. I was instantly drawn to her and how she carries herself. She's truly beautiful inside and out and I'm so lucky just to know her."

@nintendoyn replied- THREE YEARS ?!!?!!!??

@marvelousyn replied- I ain't never seen three pretty best friends... until right tf now

@youwishyn replied-florence is literally a matchmaker

@starryyn replied- flo is cupid I swear

@chanixpaul replied-he speaks so highly of her im crying god when is it my turn

tchalamet just posted a story!

caption- Sans toi, je ne suis rien

*

[h3yl4dies]

𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐊𝐘𝐔𝐔 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒!!!

Small message : I might make a part 2 about this, if I planned to make one then I will put the link down below of the part 2

Warnings ⚠ : a bit mentions of anxiety

Type : hcs (headcannons)

Pairing : tsukishima x reader, kageyama x reader, bokuto x reader, Dachi x reader, oikawa x reader

✰ 𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐀 𝐊𝐄𝐈

At first he would be a bit nervous since he never slept beside a girl

He would probably sleep at the edge so he would avoid touching you during the night

He would make sure your comfortable

He felt safe around you so he fell asleep well

He had a good sleep

Sometimes he would turn around to check on you slowly

If you suggest holding hands he would probably accept it but you could always feel his hand sweating a bit

If you suggest cuddles he will have a light pink blush on his cheeks, he probably.. Will allow cuddling???

Tsukishima isn't the type of guy who would suggest cuddling but if you want to cuddle with him, he wouldn't mind

✰ 𝐊𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐘𝐀𝐌𝐀 𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐎

Oh boy, he's a blushing mess!

his heart would nearly explode when you suggested sleeping together

His anxiety is KILLING him

Dear Lord save him he's gonna turn into a blushing reddened tomato the whole night

He couldn't even sleep the whole night

Would probably tremble and shake the whole bed

HE'S INSTANTLY SWEATING

When you suggested sleeping together, he acted tough and accepted it

But right now, he's melting apparently

If you suggest holding hands, he would FLINCH

Hold his hand? Be ready to feel hotness and sweat all over your hand

Cuddle? He's dead.

✰ 𝐊𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐎 𝐁𝐎𝐊𝐔𝐓𝐎

Okay first of all.. He is not AFRAID to sleep with you

When you suggested sleeping with him, he would burst into happiness and gladly accept it

Would probably cuddle you first instead of you doing it

Holding hands and cuddling is his thing

BIG SPOON BIG SPOON 🚨

Also.. He snores.

Technically, it would be annoying trying to fall asleep when bokuto is snoring and you can't do anything to stop him from snoring

If your uncomfortable with him cuddling you then he will leave you alone with a small sad face (poor bokuto 😭)

But mostly, it feels safe and comfortable sleeping with him and cuddling with him

His body temperature is usually warm so if your cold, GET YOUR TEDDY BEAR TO WARM YOU!!!

✰ 𝐃𝐀𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐈 𝐒𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐀

For what I might say.. He's a gentleman

BIG gentleman

Your cold? He will share you his blanket

You hot? He will turn on the air conditioner!

Any problem can be solved by him so you do not have to worry

He really wants you to sleep comfortably so if you have any problems please tell him

Cuddles? Sure! Your welcomed to be cuddled by him!

Holding hands? No problem! He finds it cute and adorable to hold hands while sleeping together

HE'S A HUSBAND MATERIAL!!!!

Ilysm sm I am now jealous (please let me sleep with daichi next)

He wants to make you feel extremely comfortable and safe

So you might expect forehead kisses and neck kisses from him during the night

✰ 𝐎𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐖𝐀 𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐑𝐔

Omfg he's so flirty

When you suggested sleeping with him, he was like "omgggg y/n chan really wants to sleep with her handsome boyfriend?!?!?! Of course I cannot resist!!! "

Has a HUGE ego

He would literally stare at you sleeping nearly the whole night omg 😭

Probably showed off to kageyama that he has a girlfriend and he doesn't 💀

Anyways back to the head cannons, I feel like his body temperature would be COLD

So if you feel cold, he can't help you with that butttt.. He has a lot of blankets

Literally 3 pillows and 4 blankets

Would try SO HARD to touch you and cuddle with you

He's touchy

When you sleep with him, he would always has a small smile while sleeping

Anyways! That's all I hope y'all enjoyed reading and I am so so so sorry this was a bit short because this was a bit rushed and I had a hard time figuring new head cannons for it 😭

[whitemancumslut]

~Pregnancy Announcement Extended~

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yourinstagram glowing and growing💞

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harryfan1 WHAT THE FUCK YOURE PREGNANT????????!!?! WHAT

harryfan6 IM SO NOT WELL

ynfan1 WHAT THE FUCK

ynfan2 CONGRAT OH SHIT SHIT

zendaya CONGRATULATIONS!

florencepugh MAMA!!!

annetwist 😭❤️ !!!!

yourinstagram ❤️

harryfan5 IM CRYING

harrystyles So fucking gorgeous .

harryfan9 IM IM WHAT IM WHAT

harryfan11 IM CRYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW BRO

ynfan8 CONGRATS!!!😭😭

harryfan39 CONGRATULATIONS OMG????!!!!!

harrystyles

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harrystyles And just like that, life got a whole lot sweeter🤍

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yourinstagram Made sweetly💕

harryfan1 😭😭😭😭😭

ynfan11 MY BABIESS CONGRATULATIONS

harryfan2 YALL ARE SO CUTE

ynfan14 y’all are the reason i believe in love and soulmates fr

harryfan7 OH MY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK FUCK IM CRYING SOBBING THROWING UP

harryfan19 A FUCKING BABY???

harryfan2 CONGRATULATIONS OH MY FUCK WHAT????!!

annetwist ❤️❤️❤️

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yourinstagram these past couple of months have been a dream💞

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yourbestfriend youre fucking ethereal

cardib 😍.

dovecameron you're so babe

yourinstagram babe

ynfan01 THIS FRIENDSHIP MAKES MY TOES CURLL

ynfan8 OMGGGG

ynfan10 MY FAVORITE GIRLS STOP

harryfan2 i still can't believe you're pregnant ynfan1 ikr??? it does not feel real

harryfan3 dilfrry dadrry really coming true

harryfan4 RIGHT IT MAKES SENSE WHY THEY DISAPPEARED FOR SO LONG

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yourinstagram Welcome Home, Baby Aläia🤍

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harrystyles ❤️

dovecameron So happy for you guys!!🥹🥹

yourinstagram ❤️❤️

arianagrande 💕💕💕Congratulations babygirl!

yourinstagram Thank you angel❤️

harryfan1 I CANT BELIEVE YOURE PARENTS

harryfan2 ALÄIA!!!😭😭😭💕💕💕💕

ynfan1 THE NAME !!!

ynfan2 HER NAME IS SO PRETTY

harryfan3 IM CRYING HER NAME IS BEAUTIFUL CONGRATULATIONS

zendaya CONGRATULATIONS ❤️❤️

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harrysupdates HARRY SEEN OUT WITH ALAIA YESTERDAY MORNING???????????!!!!!

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harryfan1 HES SUCH A DAD FUCK

harryfan2 HES A DAD HES A DAD BREATHE

ynfan1 this is so 😭

harryfan3 gosh this such dadrry

harryfan4 DADRRY WORLD DOMINATION

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yourinstagram Grateful🤍

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arianagrande Perfect🥲!

florencepugh Y’all are so precious ARGH

harryfan1 crying.

harryfan2 FIRST AND THIRD OMGGGGG???!??😭😭😭😭

-three years later-

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yourinstagram baby girl 💞

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harrystyles So precious!🤍

harryfan1 DADRRY

harryfan2 my heart is melting

harryfan3 ALAIA!!

ynfan1 HER HAIR??? IM JEALOUS BYE

ynfan2 her hair is literally beautiful.

harryfan4 LITERALLY 😭😭

annetwist Beautiful !❤️❤️😊😊

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harrysupdates Harry smiling and waving to Y/n and Alaia during LOML last night 😭😭

harryfan2 GOSH THIS WAS SO ADORABLE

harryfan3 this is too cute

ynfan1 STOP BECAUSE WHAT

harryfan6 this is going to be the death of me

ynfan22 my seats had a perfect view of y/n. i couldn’t take my eyes off of her. she’s so beautiful it’s insane.😭😭

ynfan3 LITERALLY

harryfan7 she kinda stole the show😭

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fan last night was just simply the best night ever. dream come true. seen two of the lomls yesterday. i met one of them and i truly can’t express how grateful i am for this experience. yourinstagram was the sweetest person ever and gives the best hugs, i love you yn. thank you so much for being such an angel. and harry i love you more than life it’self thank you for tonight, for everything. ❤️

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harryfan1 YOU MET Y/N??? HOW WAS SHE ?? OMG DID YOU SEE HAVE ALAIA??

fan YES. CRAZY TO SAY YOU CAN GET STARSTRUCK BY A 3 YEAR OLD😭 but yn was perfect. she’s a fucking angel. she also smells really good

ynfan2 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER?? WHAT DID SHE SAY????

fan I DIDNT WANT TO BOTHER HER. ESPECIALLY NOT WITH HER CHILD I JUST SAID HI AND I WAS REALLY NERVOUS. I DIDNT EVEN GET A PHOTO CUZ I WAS NERVOUS TO ASK?!?!!! BUT SHE JUST SAID SHE APPRECIATES THE SUPPORT AND HOW MUCH RESPECT I GAVE HER AND SHE TOLD ME THAT HARRY IS INCREDIBLY GRATEFUL I CAME ALL THE WAY FROM CANADA TO SEE HIM. SHE EVEN ASKED FOR MY NAME I WAS SO SHAKING😭😭

ynfan3 oh my gosh she is an angel

harryfan3 it’s the way she probably told harry about you!!😭

fan NO BECAUSE THAT KEPT ME UP ALL NIGHT

harrystyles

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harrystyles Love On Tour. New York City I. August, 2022.

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yourinstagram baby

ynfan1 stop i’m 😭😭

harryfan1 ‘BABY'😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

harryfan2 i’m so unwell. y’all are too cute 😭

ynfan2 they’re so in love

harryfan3 SO PROUD OF YOUUUU

lizzo BESTFRIEND !💕

harryfan6 😭😭THIS FRIENDSHIP KEEPS ME ALIVE

harryfan7 LIZZO!

[theepisceswriter]

WELCOME TO CLUB RENAISSANCE !

(Aka Stallion's return event)

ＣＵＮＴ ＴＯ ＴＨＥ ＦＥＭＩＮＩＥ ＷＨＡＴ， ＰＯＷ ！

OMGGGG, lovies I am SAUR excited to be back and share my creativity and world with you all and build off of the equally amazing ideas you have as supporters of my work. As an artist, having the inspiration and drive to write after not having ANY for so long means the world to me! So come help me spew out more content for yall!! And what better way to do it than a Beyonce themed event?

MASTERLIST (TBA once requests start rolling in)

HOW THIS EVENT WILL WORK

♡ Underneath the readmore tag there is an assortment of characters, tropes/situations (both sfw and nsfw), and even reader specifics to choose from annnnddd even wildcard options for you if there's anything I left out!

♡ You’ll choose a Drink (character), Beyonce Song (situations/tropes), and your favorite Yonce (reader specific).

♡ The characters listed are not the only ones available, all characters from the fandoms I have listed on my page are available! The ones listed are just the ones I get requests for the most or ones I’ve been having brainrots for lately 

♡ You can send in all sorts of combinations and be as vague or descriptive as you want to be. You can list multiple characters, multiple situations, etc, etc.

♡ For example: "Can I have a Long Island Iced tea, Cuff It & Energy, with Femyonce?", "Can I request Zeke Jaeger with the fwb trope and nb!Reader?" and even, "Can I have One night stand trope with Gojo after he comes home after being locked away for so long?" Whatever you want baby I got you!

♡ Enjoy grandma's babies !!!

♡ CMON AND GRAB YOU A DRINK BABY ! (Characters) ♡

Long Island: Reiner Braun

Margarita: Toji Fushiguro

Martini: Gojo Satoru

Old Fashion: Nanami Kento

Mimosa: Jotaro Kujo

Cosmopolitan: Dio Brando

Bloody Mary: Geto Suguru

Whiskey Sour: Jean Kirchstein

White Russain: Eren Jaeger

Daiquiri: Zeke Jaeger

Negroni: Gutts

Gin Fizz: Shigure Sohma

Manhattan: Levi Ackerman

Mojito: Erwin Smith

Lemon Drop: Shuu Tsukiyama

Sangria: Benimaru

Screwdriver: Leonard Burns

Mai Tai: Character of your choice!

♡ CHOOSE A JAM TO BOOGIE TO! (Scenarios/Tropes)♡

♡ CENSORED (SFW) ♡

ALL UP IN YOUR MIND: Yandere

KITTY KAT: Sidechick-type beat

NO ANGEL: Troubled!Reader

PRAY YOU CATCH ME: Cheating

JEALOUS: Jealousy

ALL NIGHT: Domestic themes (marriage, children, etc)

SORRY: Reconciling

ON THE RUN: Criminal!Reader x Criminal!Character

HEAVEN: Death

LOVE ON TOP: Fluff

MINES: Any trope to lovers

BEST THING I NEVER HAD: AU (coffee shop, modern, organized crime, etc, etc)

LOVE DROUGHT: Angst

HELLO: First date

BREAK MY SOUL: wildcard! A theme you think of that might not be listed

♡ UNCENSORED (NSFW) ♡

COZY: Cockwarming

ALIEN SUPERSTAR: Monsterfucking

CUFF IT: Overstimulation

CHURCH GIRL: Religion kink

PLASTIC OFF THE SOFA: Aftercare (can be sfw)

VIRGOS GROOVE: Friends with benefits

MOVE: Dominatrix

THIIQUE: Body worship (can be sfw)

PURE/HONEY: Onlyfans!Reader

SUMMER RENAISSANCE: One-Night Stand

VIDEO PHONE: Phone sex

IF I WERE A BOY: Pegging

6-INCH: Sex worker!Reader

SANDCASTLES: Hate sex

UPGRADE U: Sugar Daddy/Mommy

HAUNTED: BDSM

BLOW: Oral fixation

PARTITION: Car sex

DANCE FOR YOU: Striptease

ENERGY: Mutual masturbation

ROCKET: wildcard! A theme you think of that might not be listed

♡ CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE YONCE ! ♡

Femyonce: F!Reader

Thugga Bey: M!Reader

Themyonce: Nb!Reader

Diversce (I thought of this one real hard): POC!Reader (you specify)

[journalsouppe]

APOLLO JUSTICE!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! What i would literally give to have a true AA4 sequel. I wholeheartedly believe if Yamazaki's team could ignore aa4 canon to make 5 & 6 then Shu Takumi should absolutely be allowed to ignore any 5&6 canon to make an aa4 sequel. I'm dying out here pleaseeeeee

The Phoenix sticker is from Peachcott. The Klavier sticker is from Ayabit from the Turnabout Cinema zine. The Apollo and Trucy stickers are from astarsor.

Writing typed below!

rating: 9.8 played: Fa 2023 port: 3DS favorite? Y replayable: Y recommend? Y series: Ace Attorney

Comments

THE JUDGE PAINTING

apollo's such a dork <3

ooo i like the perceive function

i love the music

DONT SAY THAT TRUCY T_T

there's so much going on in this investigation

wow i love how uneasy i feel even after the trial ended

LMAO I FORGOT ABOUT THE PHOENIX SEX PHOTO

i dont think y'all want your panties back...

klav's a bill and ted fan i see lol

LOVE mr eldoon's design 10/10

klapollo meet cute moment LMAO

oops ^^; i accidentally wrote a 600 word essay about the first case

i like how apollo cried over trucy

IT'S JUSTICE TIME??? T^T

i like klavier's hands a normal amount

alita must have some dirty fucking feet

the animations are so smooth

apollo being jealous of klavier at the concert and thinking he's cool LMAO

apollo is WHIPPED

trucy is KILLING it in court, she really is nick's daughter

klavier's shoe print *skull emoji*

out of pocket shiny forehead comment LMAO

lamiroir has similar vocal tones as malon!

THE PENIS FIRE AND KLAV PUTTING IT OUT IN THE BKGD

the smile and hair twirl klavier LMAO

why am i doing this music recording thing T^T

i dont like looking at daryan T_T

letouse kazuma moment lmao

capcom loves the face down death with writing on the ground huh LMAO

wtf is the judge talking about

i love all these scientific tests with ema! :)

i love the snackoos SFX

klav does not miss an opportunity to take a short at apollo's big forehead LMAO

APOLLO YOU DUMBASS

faking blindness is crazy

I KNEW IT WOULD BE DARYAN'S VOICE

klav's office is so much more normal than edgeworth's

WAIT IS IT GRAMARYE AND NOT GRAYMAYRE??

THE ANIMALS??

i love apollo and lamiroir goofing on klav

similar tech opening to brc

WTF WAS THAT KRISTOPH JUMPSCARE T-T

LORD DADDY???

oh he's insufferable

HOLY SHIT THAT'S WHY VERA IS STARING AT KLAV??

"rip off" phoenix is so real for that

are they injecting magnifi with piss??

im curious why kristoph would do this to phoenix

he just left his daughter???

tf is going on

T^T THE KRISTOPH ZOOM IN

why does klav have that egg from dragon tales

apollo understands me with mascots

this is so gay omfg

daryan not liking trucy means he goes even more into the shit book than before

apollo the journaling king

the x-ray function is a really fun addition

BABY TRUCY

omg phoenix with out the ugly hd redraw

GUMSHOE

he said it!!! he said 'ace attorney' lmao

i love and hate that i have to present the journal page

why does the screen shake when mr misham speaks T_T

THAT SCAR IS FREAKY

siblings omgggg

Summary:

I love this game so much. I love it so much that I am heartbroken knowing that AA 5 & 6 butchers the story it setup and I'm considering not even playing them unless AA7 is announced. I love all the main characters so much, the whole story was so well built and I can def see the influence the story had on DGS. Apollo is such a good protagonist, he's relatable but also so unique. I love seeing his character progression in the game: a new attorney who is easily manipulated to a confident and determined attorney who trusts in his own judgement. I LOVED Klavier oh my god. I love how much he respects Apollo and although he doesn't hesitate to tease him, he doesn't bully or abuse Apollo in any way. They both have a mutual admiration and rivalry where they try to play as fairly as possible. Klav doesn't maliciously withhold or change evidence, but he does spend hours reviewing his arsenal and thinks of all the counter arguments the defense could bring up. I really like Apollo's ability, it continues the mystery and mysticism from the original trilogy but with new mechanics. I adore Trucy so much. She honestly might be my favorite AA character. She's determined, strong willed, and above all -- extremely silly. I couldn't of asked for a better character to be Phoenix's daughter. I also LOVE the sibling reveal at the end but gdi if only they actually figure it out T^T T^T. I think Apollo and Trucy's dynamic is probably my favorite Defense and assistant dynamic. This who game was so fun, I know 4-3 is not everyone's favorite and it is a little all over the place but I also enjoyed it and loved the premise. There's so much to say, I haven't even talked about Nick and Kris - what an incredible feud, what a genius development for Nick. I cannot recommend this game enough, I am so obsessed with it and cannot wait to make art <3 <3.

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Maybe a peek?

Omgggg that was my ask!! Why am I blushing and feeling so special!! When I sent that I was like does that make sense in the context of making desserts? I’m glad you understood me. Anyways!! Even just a sneak peek has me thirsting for more. Like how does Steve act around the reader that has Bucky pissed. You know she’s taking care of Bucky after a hard day and you know she’s serving both of the men when they watch their baseball? (Idk what those oldies watch) in the man cave. Definitely seems like she would sit on his lap so he could keep her from others. Regardless this was so nice!! Loved itttt

Yeah, I just was vibing. Hope you don't mind if I go off again...

Three's Company

Sequel to Just Desserts

No explicit warnings but you know the tone of my work. Bucky is a big jealous baby.

Please let me know what you think <3

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You take a breath before you tap the door with your foot. Bucky calls for you to enter and you push through with your shoulder.

The two men sit on the couch as the television blares out the commentary of the game. Bucky has his beer against the leather arm and Steve rests his on his jeans as their eyes are transfixed to the runner on screen.

You come around and set a bowl on either end table stood around the couch. As you place Bucky’s, his eyes detach from the third base run and his head tilts as the small spoon clinks against the brim.

“Oh, mousse,” he says, “baby, I thought we were having turnovers. I told Steve.”

“It’s fine,” Steve’s bottle clinks on the end table at his elbow and he takes the bowl, “I like chocolate.”

“Mm,” Bucky clamps his lips together as he holds your gaze, “but we just bought apples. We can’t have them going to waste.”

You stare silently. Had he not dragged you home at the mention of the desserts? Your ass still strung from that lesson. You make yourself smile.

“I could whip some up still,” you offer.

“Don’t bother,” Bucky waves you off, “maybe next time, huh, Steve?”

“Sure,” Steve answers with a full mouth and sucks the spoon clean, “you know me, sweetheart,” he speaks to you, “you got that magic touch. My girl could use a few lessons.”

“Your girl,” Bucky huffs and grabs your hand, “come here, baby.”

He tugs you towards him and guides you around, easing you down into his lap. Steve hardly seems bothered by the act as you balance on a thick thigh. Bucky grabs his bowl and leans forward as he awkwardly shifts it between his hands and offers it for you to hold. You do obediently and he lifts the spoon.

“You’ve been working so hard, you should get to enjoy some, hm, baby?” Bucky scoops up a heap and hovers it before your mouth. “I’m sure it’s just as sweet as you.”

You open your mouth and he shoves the spoon inside. You close your lips and lick off the mousse as he slowly withdraws the silver. As he does, Steve looks over and clears his throat, watching as your lips cling to the spoon. His blue eyes twinkle.

“Speaking of the girl,” Steve grits, “this game better not go past the ninth. It’s been a long week.”

Bucky chuckles and takes a spoonful for himself, sucking it off noisily, “you like it?”

“Hm?” Steve arches a brow curiously.

“The mousse? It’s good, right? Her secret recipe. It’s the only secret I let her keep from me.”

“Yeah, delicious, as always,” Steve sits up straight and squirms on the cushion. He takes a bite as he meets Bucky’s steady stare, “you okay, pal?”

“I’m good, you?” Bucky lets the spoon fall against the bowl and clamps his hand above your knee, dragging it up under your skirt.

“Uh huh,” Steve forces his attention to the TV and spoons up more of the dessert.

“Good,” Bucky leans forward and kisses your shoulder, “she really is tasty, isn’t she?” He purrs, “I mean… the mousse.”

You stare at the bowl and scrape chocolate off the glass and angle it up to his lips. He smiles as your eyes meet and he opens his mouth. He licks clean the spoon deliberately and hums. You feel a twitch against you as he kneads your thigh.

“Yummy,” he growls as you pull the spoon away.

[gladdygirl18]

Okay okay so uhmmmm..... I feel like I'm gonna cry from how happy and loved I feel rn...... 🥹🥹🥹💖💖 (blue me, pink GF)

So yesterday night, my GF, our 2 friends, and I were watching Fairy Tail (the GMGs specifically), and I started teasing my GF about something that's gonna happen later on in the show (lovingly, ofc). When I got back from getting something to drink, I walked up to my GF and smiled, being a brat. She scoffed and held out her hand (does this whenever she wants me to sit next to her or on her lap). I took her hand and she yanked me onto her lap. A few seconds passed and she started poking my sides before she really started tickling, scribbling across my sides and kissing my neck (I was so happy 🥰😊💖)

When all was said and done, the match between Mirajane and Jenny started and ngl..... I got a bit jealous cuz IK how much my GF loves Mirajane as well as a lot of other women in Fairy Tail..... and it kinda got under my skin. When I told her this before we went to bed, she started teasing me about it, saying "Karma" before tickling me AGAIN 😳💖 (it made me feel better)

Later on that night, I randomly asked my GF, "How do you do it?" She replied with "WDYM?" "I know we're together and normally asking for things or expressing our concerns helps better our communication skills, but..... it's hard for me, y'know?" "Asking for what... in what regard? You mean when I~....?" (Rated R stuff I won't get into) "Not just that, it's...."

Bro when I tell you this conversation was so flustering omgggg 😳🤭🫣 but it has a good ending

"Often times when I'm sad or upset, I.... sometimes want to ask you to.... tickle me cuz it'll cheer me up but.... it's really hard to do that...." My GF turned over and said, AND I QUOTE, "Well, why don't we come up with a word or phrase to tell me you want that, even if there are... prying eyes...."

BROOOOO WTFFF 😳😳😳 I SWEAR TO FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS DREAMING WHEN SHE SAID THAT!!!! 🫣🥰🥹💖I AM LITERALLY LIVING OUT MULTIPLE TICKLE FANFICS RN WTFFFF💖💖💖💖

After some thinking, we settled on the phrase "necesito sonreir" which means "I need to smile." Simple yet effective

I swear to fuck I have never been more happy in my life rn, omggggg.💖🫶🏾🥰 Now whenever I want tickles (whether I'm in a good mood or bad mood) I just say that phrase and I get tickles. Omgggg I'm legit tearing up rn, broooo🥹🥹🥹

Yeah so that's my little TT (tickle tea) for the week. I'll probably post more if anything happens after this. Might make a series off this who knows, I'll start tagging these as #tickle tea stories

Tagging the fwends: @giggly-squiggily @cutesmokes @burningablaze @lovelymessybubbly @otomiyaa @sunstone-smiles

[deleahtarte]

OMGGGG HI IM SO SIKED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THE DAYS AFTER I WISHED FOR YOU LIKE FR GETTING OVERLY HYPED AT THIS HOUR (its like 10:50pm where i am)

but anywhooooo, in general i noticed in your fics stan is a jealous jealous boy and i was wondering when it comes to stan being all protective and jealous and all that jazz over kyle, does it ever annoy kyle?? Or make him feel insecure, like with that insecurity kyle has with being ugly??(because stan basically scares off anyone who shows interest in him in the slightest lol)

drink plenty of warm drinks, AND WATER, and eat(I tend to either forget or overeat on my period it sucks ass), also make sure to sleep well!! PERIODS SUCK. if youre not on it anymore uhhh still make sure to take care of yourself:) I HOPE YOURE DOING AMAZING!!!!

I CANT WAIT TO UPLOAD THE NEXT CHAPTER!! THANK YOU!!

As for your question, I would say it doesn’t annoy Kyle. It amuses him more than anything. If Stan wasn’t jealous, then it’ll probably send Kyle on a spiral of ‘why isn’t he jealous isn’t he worried I’ll be taken away at all?? Does he think other people don’t want me?? Is that his way of saying I’m ugly??” — as you can see, Kyle can be uh…difficult. He likes jumping to conclusions and deeming them as truths unless proven otherwise, which in the end causes of a lot of conflicts. But since Stan is always jealous at the appropriate times, Kyle think it’s funny and he likes the extra attention. I think in reality Stan is a lot more jealous then Kyle is aware of, he just hides it much better (until it becomes too much, and only then does Kyle notice). But Stan overall is very quiet about his jealousy, and he’ll put his mark and ‘claim’ with little things like flirting with Kyle, taking care of him, doing things he knows Kyle only lets Stan get away with. Because of this, Kyle is never insecure, not in general! (Unless we’re talking about the Kyle in my omega-verse fic, he is going through pregnancy so…yes, he’s currently at rock bottom right now)

So I’d say, Kyle thinks he knows when Stan is jealous (like 60% of the time) when really Stan is jealous (75% of the time) — don’t tell Kyle, or do!

AND THANK YOU FOR THE WELL WISHES!! I have slept so well and started reading this book recently that makes me practically itch to right—so id say I’m on the right track!! I hope you are doing amazing as well and thank you for leaving a question and the well wishes!! 😁🥰🤍

[fortpeat]

So rather than writing a typical review I thought I would share my live commentary 😂🤭🤭 but obviously I have a lot of thoughts regarding a lot of scenes but those are gonna be metas !

Mahasamut is so whippeddd AHHHH ... Tongrak acting cute is dangerous is Maha's heart 🤭🤭🤭

My HEARTTT 😭😭 Rak not wanting to waste the food cooked my Mahasamut 😭😭🥹🥹 AHHHH THEY ARE SO FREAKING PRECIOUS 😭😭

That was the most cutest beginning EVERRR 🥹🥹🥹 also I just know we are not at all ready for cutesy lovey dovey MutRak 🥹😍😍🥹

Rak acting like a baby... I mean ... I thought you were the sugar daddy Rak 🤣🤣

Mahasamut wishing the worst for Prin 🤣🤣 (YES BABY SHES THE DEVIL INCARNATE) also I am melting that he wanted to hear the story from Rak and not from anyone else 🥹😭😭😭

Rak's story 😭😭😭 I really want to smash his dad's head !!! 😡😡😡 Also that hug 🥹🥹🥺🥺🥺 AHHHH can I get that hug please.. also Rak complaining about the hug but keeping pulling in Mahasamut 🤭🤭🤭

One hug was all it took for Rak to be obsessed with cuddles 🤭🤭 I feel you Rak I totally feel you !

"Bangkoks record is clean zero" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I CANTTTT HE IS A MENACE 🤣🤣🤣 Also what is up with Fortpeat charactersl and being horny while sleeping 🤣🤣🤣... OH GOD RAK IS SUCH A TEASEEE 🤣🤣

OH MY LORDDD I NEED AIR... THAT SHIRT TAKE OFF AND THE HAND ABOVE THE HEAD ?!!!! ,😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵

Rak being jealous..... YESSS... my bucket list being fulfilled one by one 😍😍😍

Khom is a cutie I have to say and is it just me but Connor's voice sound like a robot AI version 🤣🤣 it's so weirddd 🤭🤭

HHAHAHAHA TIME FOR MAHASAMUT TO GET JEALOUS 🤣🤣🤣 oh god did I just watch the most ridiculous fight ever 🤣🤣 GOSH I LOVE THESE TWO...

Not Rak sulking at Vie's place 🤭🤭 fanfuckingtastically 🤣🤣🤣 (Rak showing that he's a writer) 🤣🤣🤣

Rak's house having the view of that waterfront 🥹🥹🥹 Mahasamut might be feeling a lot at home in those moments 🥺🥺🥺

AHHHHH meena is here 😍😍 she is so freaking adorable 😍😍😍 also her acting 👌👌 wow 😍🙏

Not them already acting like a married couple 🤭🤭🤭

Rak looking at their hands together while Mahasamut is answering the call 🥺🥺🥺 my emtionssss 😭😭😭

AHHHHH RAK SQUEALING YESS... THATS US... EVERY SINGLE TIME

Meena's question 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yup she is definitely Rak's niece 🤣🤣🤣 not the checklist 🤣🤣

Baby girl please don't read his novels 🤣🤣 you are still too young 🤭🤭

I can't help but focus on Fort doing all the random things in the background 🤣🤣

MutRak : "You can depend on me"

Meena : Rak and Mut sitting on a tree K. I S. S. I. N. G 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Meena honey you don't have to sell Tongrak to him 🤣🤣 that boy is so gone for your uncle 🤭🤭

Fortpeat with Nina ... OMGGGG 🥹🥹🥹😍😍😍 THEY ARE SO PRECIOUS 😍😍😍

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FORTS MOANSSS... 😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵

JESUS CHRIST ON A ROLLERCOASTER...

I WAS SO SO RIGHTT.... FORTS MOANS ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD... NO WONDER WE DONT GET TO HEAR THEM AT ALL... RHNSBFNABRNSH AHHHHHH MY EARSSSS I CAN'T BREATHEEEE... AHHHHHH

The end credits 🥹🥹🥹😭😭

THIS EPISODE... I need a week to recover from all those emotions 🫠🫠 📈 📉 📈 📉 📈 📉 📈 📉 📈 📉 this was my emotions throughout

[tojikai]

Hi kaibear🫶🏻🫶🏻

I just read catharsis and omgggg reader is way better than me because I would've cussed gojo out so bad the second he pulled that picture out on me. So you can be giddy about yui calling your new ho mama and encourage that behaviour knowing damn well it hurt me, and you can have family photos with with that bitch while she holds OUR daughter and I stand in the corner and you can let her hold my kid and take her to park trips while I have to sit out but I can't go anywhere with my friend and child because you feel jealous?

Fuck this guy he aggravated me so bad LMFAOAOAOAOA men are so unserious. You had your opportunity and you lost it freako. Said you regret me and yui and then said you'll do your best to make up to us, then all of a sudden your bitch ass mother returns and you start reverting to the same old days. So much for "I'd do anything for you" while still being latched to the teat of a woman who suggested to someone to assault and baby trap her own fucking son. Ok. And I'm supposed to take your advice on who's safe and unsafe for my child.

Free yn and yui this guy has lost his marbles #bringbacktoji

"NEW HO" I AM CRYING 😭 and omgg you enumerated all that shit he did, aH im angry at him again LMAO but im pretty sure if yn said that to Satoru, he's going to be so sad, so hurt. like. that man's going thru it every day, he's having nightmares abt their fight and the times he mistreated her😭 im so torn abt how i feel for this man, why did i make this character like this LMAO the way i see it, satoru really tried but you know, i have a feeling that he needed a closure w his mother. and i know for sure that what she did to his family this time is closure enough because bRO💀💀💀 anyways the rage in this ask is on point i feel you😭

[yarart4ever]

TiPo fanfic tropes I'd die for

I'm bored so here is me telling y'all my favorite tropes for TiPo that I love to read/write (warning some parts are le spicy-) sorry this is gonna be looooong

+ modern or highschool aus. typically with Tigress being of high status and Po being the "new" guy. I NEED MY BISEXUAL GIRLBOSS AND MY DORKY MALEWIFE IN THIS SETTING IMMEDIATELY OMGGGG

+ stories like. right after the end of kfp 2. it's usually very intimate, peaceful yet solemn at the same time and it's just. ugh. the hurt/comfort genre is strong with this one. BONUS POINTS IF PO OPENS UP ABOUT WHAT HE DISCOVERED ABOUT HIS PANDA VILLAGE

+ pining Tigress. I love me some flustered Po (especially since he's such a fanboy and him being in love with Tigress is SO CANON-) but. I a a sucker for the "they fell first but they fell harder" trope bc OMG. the thought of Tigress, cold, hardcore Tigress, catching feelings for Po? it's just so sweet to me to see the usually composed tiger get so flussy, even if it ain't as obvious as Po's pining is. her tail swishing behind her when he touches her? catching herself getting lost in Po's eyes before clearing her throat? instantly relaxing after Po rests his paw on her shoulder? knees easily buckling into his pleas? UGH I AM HERE FOR IT!

+mutual pining one-shots. quite similar to Tigress pining but they are *both* lovesick idiots. the slowburn is very much apparent but the romantic tension is so there like YALL JUST KISS ALREADY- or actually don't. stay comfy and close like this. it's cute :3 but maybe like hold hands if you can

+Tigress being able to gain more feeling in her paws when in contact to Po. like it is so unrealistic but IDC MY TIPO HEART DOES NOT HAVE AN OFF BUTTON-

+okay so like- them both acting out when they see the other get hurt in battle- like say Po got hurt and Tigress just rips the people they are fighting a new one just to make sure her panda is okay or Tigress getting struck and maybe even knocked out and Po just- flips out- loses it- goes feral- I live for that shit

+ WHEN THE FURIOUS FIVE, PO'S DADS, MASTER SHIFU- LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE VALLEY SEES PO AND TIGRESS' CHEMISTRY SO WELL AND TIGRESS AND PO ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO ARE OBLIVIOUS TO IT DESPITE ACTING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE phew sorry for yelling- bONUS POINTS FOR THE FURIOUS FIVE TEASING THE TWO AND PO'S DADS ASKING PO ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH TIGRESS

+ dom Po. will not comment any further.

+ Po letting Tigress loosen up. getting her to laugh, to play with kids, to dance, literally any of those things that make her feel carefree and childlike and Po just. watching in awe. and ENCOURAGING her to do so. how beautiful is that?

+ TiPoLei family! TiPoLei family! TIPOLEI FAMILY! (bonus points if everyone jokes about Po and Ti basically being Lei Lei's parents and them just going "yeah. sounds about right. that's our daughter :)" thus confusing everyone PFFF)

+ them being each other's dates to any festival that goes on. like they don't even need to ask each other it's just obvious from how Tigress sticks by Po's side and only participates bc Po asked her to LMAO

+ jealous Tigress- I know that people see these kinds of tropes as a bit problematic if not done right but gosh do I love me some jelly Tigress. pLUS THE DENIAL SHE WOULD PULL WHEN IT IS SO OBVIOUS? sign me tf up

+ I don't think I've ever seen anyone actually write this but I would love to have that little moment where. say in between kfp2 and kfp3 when Tigress got her new golden hanfu and everyone is praising her for it and Po. he just sees her for the first time in that new hanfu and does that cute lovestruck ":O" expression as he stays quiet and frozen. and Tigress is asking stuff like "Po, you okay? what's wrong?" thus taking him out of his trance and making him flustered- YES PLEASE

okay this is getting way too long I'm gonna end it from here okay bye-

[total-drama-takes-takes-2]

ttwt episode 1 - part 2

“Last time, on Total Takes World Tour: seventeen teens sat down and buckled up for an all-expenses paid trip around the globe! It’s kind of like a cruise… with the chance to win a cash prize of one million dollars! After busting some mandatory groovy tunes, we flew our crew down to Teotihuacan in Mexico, where they traversed the mysterious tunnels located beneath the world-famous Pyramid of the Sun. And that’s where we are now- who will sing? Who will sink? Find out now, on Total Takes World Tour!”

“OMGGGG, is the mat blue for boy love?!” Mal screeches as Team Yaoi walks over to their designated starting point for the next leg of the challenge. 

“I think the blue is symbolic of the color you’ll be after I’m done beating you to death over the team name,” Ass snaps, crossing their arms. “Team Yaoi… ugh.”

Their eyes drift over to Team Friendship, hovering over a lovely lavender rug, and Team Mojo with an orange. 

“Do you think Joner’s okay over there?” Sha-Mod asks, holding a hand over his face to shield Lightning’s eyes from the non-existant sun. 

Joner is sitting on the ground while Julia, Ass, and Mal argue, rocking back and forth in the fetal position. Patrick grumbles to himself. “He’ll live,”

He sighs, his shoulders sagging. “Man, I just miss McLovin,” 

Michela goes on, offering an encouraging pat on Sha-Mod’s shoulder. “Max and I got separated, too.”

“You’ve got me, if anything,” Albert says. Michela shrugs, but smiles anyway. 

From the lavender rug, Max watches the interaction and grumbles to himself. Kelly and Staci are busy playing with a fortune teller they made out of one of the napkins from the galley, and Scruffy is trying to convince Phillip that no one hates him. 

“Dude, you look like you’re going to pop a blood vessel,” Bonnie notes, looking up from their flaking nail polish with a raised eyebrow. 

“There’s something off about him,” Max says. “I can’t figure out what it is yet, but I will.”

They roll their eyes from behind him. “You’re jealous. It's normal,” 

“I am not,”

“Calm down. We’ve all been there,”

Max turns around with a contemplative expression. “Have you?”

Bonnie looks away and stutters, but luckily Chris interrupts just in time. “I hope you’re all enjoying the cold, cause it’s about to get HOT!” he chuckles at his own reference, ignoring the confused looks from the cast. “Mexico is known for having alotta active volcanoes, dudes- and you’re about to get up close and personal with your next stop- Popocatepetl!”

The teens glance between each other nervously. “And you’ll be taking these shiny obsidian artifacts with you. Last team to make it up the mountain is up for elimination! So you dudes better get a move on- it’s a day’s walk from here, haha. See ya!”

And with that, the host walks off. 

“We’ve gotta find some other method of transportation,” Courtney says confidently, scratching their chin. “Does anyone have any money?”

“We all left ours on the plane,” Ass rolls their eyes. “How are we going to get a ride without cash?”

Joner sits at the edge of the group, looking out in the distance while the team argues behind him. A tour bus pulls up across the ancient city and he blinks. “Hey, guys?”

The four ignore him and continue bickering. “Guyyyys?”

“A little busy, Joner!” Courtney shouts back. 

“Guys!”

“WHAT!” Julia and Ass shout in unison. 

Joner points over the city to the bus. 

---

Team Friendship stands along the side of a highway, holding up thumbs and waiting. 

“We’ve been here for hours,” Bonnie sighs. “No one’s going to pick us up.”

“Can’t you flag someone down? I mean… not to assume anything, but you speak Spanish, right?” Scruffy asks. Bonnie looks away. 

---

BONNIE: “I can say “hello” and “where is the bathroom” but fluency? Forget it,”

---

“Guys, look what we found!” Staci’s voice rings out. 

The team turns to see Kelly and Staci returning to the group, leading a donkey behind them. 

“Um,” Max says. “Who’d you steal that from?”

“We just found him wandering around on his own,” Kelly says, patting the animal’s hide. “No one likes being alone. Can we keep him?”

Scruffy and Bonnie look between each other. 

---

“Well. This is certainly taking the cake for the most embarrassing moment of my life,” Max says, sitting atop Bonnie’s shoulders as the entire team balances on the mule. 

“Better than walking,” Scruffy huffs, Kelly in their lap and Staci awkwardly angled behind them. 

“Is it?”

“At least you’re not in the back,” Phillip sighs, waving his hand in front of his nose. 

---

Team Mojo walks through a thick forest, everyone both shivering from the cold and sweating from the humidity. Austin keeps stopping every few moments to take selfies with the local flora. 

Michela and Albert hang at the back of the group, Patrick just steps ahead of them. He sighs dramatically, then announces “I’m getting tired. Someone carry me,” before falling back. Michela and Albert step out of the way and he falls on the forest floor with a thump. 

“Well, this is miserable,” Michela sighs. “I mean, no offense to you guys, but we’re kind of a lousy team.”

“No offense taken,” Sha-Mod says, placing a hand over his heart. “I just know things would be different if the Takes Three boys were together again!”

“The what?” Albert asks. 

Michela sighs and grumbles. “It’s their band,”

“The best band!” 

“Oh, neat. What kind of music do you do?” Albert goes on. 

“Please don’t entertain him,” she says, but it’s too late. 

“We mostly do rap-swing-darkwave, but we’ve been experimenting with reggae-classical with an eastern influence,” Sha-Mod says. “Our Christmas album is coming out in December. You should pre-order before it’s sold out!”

“Sounds bad,” Frollo comments from up ahead, not even bothering to turn around. "An affront to Christmas."

“It’s pretty good!”

“I don’t believe that,”

The ground suddenly starts shaking, and a deep rumbling sound comes from within the earth. The team ducks and covers while the forest foliage sways above them. “Told you!” Frollo shouts. 

A faint dinging noise catches everyone’s attention. Chris’ voice seems to come out of nowhere- “Looks like the Aztec fire god is not happy,” he chuckles. His tone is taunting, and very aggravating. “Why don’t you sing him a little song to soothe him? And also prevent that volcano from exploding?”

“You guys can’t do that, right?” Sha-Mod asks nervously. 

“No promises, dude,” and then he disappears. 

“This blows,” Michela sighs, then takes a deep breath. “No need to blow up, it’s winter time at last!”

Sha-Mod, Albert, and Patrick join in. “You shouldn’t burn us up,”

“Or turn us into ash!” Austin says. “Yeah, baby!”

Across the forest, Team Friendship nervously looks between each other as the earth trembles. “It’s volcanic winter time,” Bonnie says, eyes wide. 

“So don't blow your top!” Max yelps as the tremors make the trees around them sway. 

��Just ignore us mortals!” Phillip adds on. 

Scruffy opens their mouth to sing but the Donkey rears and squishes them between Staci and Kelly, who shout out. “Don’t let the good times stop!”

---

“It’s winter time,” Courtney sings as the entirety of Team Yaoi is crammed in a tight tourist bus. 

“Winter time, winter time!” Mal and Julia sing along. 

Joner picks up in a perfectly toned voice. “It’s volcanic winter season!” 

“It’s winter time,” Ass grumbles.

Courtney and Julia pick up the chorus. “Winter time, winter time…”

---

“Lord, save us now,” Frollo sing-speaks loudly. 

“It’s winter time, winter time, winter time…” Michela and Albert harmonize as the team creeps through the forest. 

Austin shouts the next verse. “Volcanic winter season!”

---

“It’s winter time, winter time, winter time…” Kelly, Staci, and Bonnie harmonize. 

“Volcanic winter season!” Max finishes off the song. 

Scruffy opens their mouth again, but they’re interrupted by the sound of trembling and the sight of a large plume of smoke close by. 

“We’re here!” Bonnie shouts. Scruffy sighs and sulks. 

Chris is sitting at the base of the volcano, lounging on a lawn chair and catching non-existent rays with a foil reflector. He sips from a drink and grins. “First team at the base! Better hurry, though- that volcano is about to blow!”

The tourist bus turns up next, and an exasperated Team Yaoi runs out. Chris opens his mouth to make some witty remark, but Julia interrupts with a shout. “What’s next!?” 

“Geez, chill out,” he chuckles, lying back on his chair. “Your next part of the challenge is drawn from ancient Aztec tradition- a sacrifice to the fire god, Xiuhtecuhtli! Unfortunately, our lame attorneys say we can’t do a human or animal sacrifice, so we’ll be using your obsidian artifacts.”

The teams look between each other. Scruffy holds up the necklace they’d snatched, while Mal plays with her blade before putting it in her back pocket. 

The earth rumbles again and Chris grins, flipping down a pair of shades. “Better hurry! It’s a steep hike!”

The two teams set off just as Team Mojo comes running up, everyone exhausted and out of breath. Sha-Mod collapses as soon as they reach Chris, and the other members aren’t looking much better. 

“Wow, roughed it all the way on foot, huh?” Chris grins, taking another sip from his drink. 

Michela nods, wiping the sweat from her forehead. 

“Well, better gear up to do some more. You’re in for quite the hike,” he chuckles. The team groans. 

---

“I was going to give this to Jules, but if it’s for the game, I guess…” Scruffy thinks, holding out the necklace. “Well, I can get her something else, right?”

“Would you please. Shut. Up,” Max grumbles. 

Bonnie raises a hand. “I second that,” 

Scruffy looks away with a frown. After a few moments, former sighs. “What do you see in her, anyway? She’s a total pain,”

“Well… at first, I was just trailing her because she was the smartest player in the game. Besides yours truly,” Scruffy says, placing a hand over their heart. “But… behind all that rage and wit, she’s a good person. She does mean things out of necessity, but she feels bad about them, and when she’s not competing, she’s a real sweetheart. She’s like nothing I’ve ever seen before. Sometimes I think I’m the only person who sees that.”

“Hm,” Bonnie thinks aloud. “Well… I guess that’s kind of sweet. I still don’t see it, though.”

Scruffy shrugs and walks past Max, who has his fingers in his ears to block out the conversation. 

---

Team Yaoi huffs and wheezes as they climb the mountainside, all exhausted from the smoke and the hike. Joner is practically dragging himself along at this point, crawling on his hands and knees. 

“Don’t…” Courtney wheezes. “Give up… so… close…”

Finally, the group collapses at the mouth of the volcano, where Chris is waiting. “Long walk, huh?”

“How’d you get up here?” Ass points an accusatory finger at him from their resting place on the ground. 

“Airlift. Get with the times, dude,” he rubs his hands together. “Alright, sacrifice time! Let’s see that artifact!”

Mal sighs and digs around in her pockets for a moment before her face goes blank. Courtney, Ass, and Julia look at her. “Mal…?” Julia starts. 

“I-I’m sure I have it. I put it in my pocket at the base, I didn’t touch it!” 

A few hundred feet down, a glint in the sun catches Bonnie’s eye. They turn to Max, who’s whistling and flipping a blade between his fingers. 

Back at the top, Ass groans. “You dropped it! You idiot!”

“Someone has to go back and find it,” Courtney wheezes. “We can’t lose.”

“I’ll-I’ll go,” Joner stands before promptly collapsing again. “Or not.”

“I think Mal should go. She lost it,” Julia glares. 

“I did not!”

“You did too!”

The group erupts into argument again and Joner covers his ears. 

---

“How much longer?” Albert asks, coughing weakly. 

“Long,” Michela responds. 

“I’m tired. Someone carry me!” Patrick says again, falling backwards just for Michela and Albert to move apart and let him tumble down the side of the mountain on his back. 

Frollo is up ahead, reading silently and apparently not breaking a sweat. 

“How does he do that?” Sha-Mod whispers. 

Austin shrugs. “I don’t know, but I’m starting to think I might be following the wrong religion, baby,”

---

Team Friendship treks on, panting and wheezing to themselves. Scruffy looks behind their shoulder for a second and catches a glimpse of Bonnie and Max. 

“Where’d you get that?” they ask, eyes pointed towards the blade in Max’s hands. 

“Found it,”

“Really?”

He shrugs. “Found it in Mal’s pocket?”

“Woahhh, nice one. Way to show the girly team!” Phillip says, holding up a hand for a high-five. Max just stares at him and he lowers it sadly. 

The volcano rumbles again, making the team grab onto each other for support as a parade of rocks rains down on them. “Run!” Scruffy shouts, and the teens get to moving, dodging giant boulders as they move down the hill. 

---

Chris looks exhausted as he watches Team Yaoi bicker on and on, pointing fingers and shouting at each other. Joner walks over and sits next to him, deep eye bags under his eyes. 

“I can’t believe you live with this,” the host whispers loudly. Joner just sighs. 

Seconds later, Team Friendship runs up the side of the hill, panting and gasping. “Yes! Yes, we made it!” Scruffy whoops. Kelly and Staci cheer while Max covers his ears again. 

“Let’s hope you guys have your sacrifice,” Chris says. Scruffy holds out the necklace proudly, but hesitates when they see Julia. 

“One thing first,” they say, jogging over to Max. They pick him up off the ground, hold him by the ankles and shake him until the blade falls from one of his pockets. 

“Well, that’s one way to do it,” Bonnie says as Scruffy drops a very disoriented Max and runs to Team Yaoi with the blade. He presses it into Julia’s palms. “I think you guys lost this,”

For a second, her harsh glare melts and she smiles sincerely. “Thank you. But what about-”

“I can handle economy,” Scruffy shrugs. “You’re better than winning. Plus, Team Mojo is nowhere to be seen, and I’d rather let them take the fall.”

“Hey!” Max shouts from afar. "My girlfr-"

"Shut it!" Julia yells, and then nods gratefully and returns to Team Yaoi. Ass mumbles “About time,” and the five of them toss their artifact into the volcano. 

“Team Yaoi has won the challenge! Finally!” Chris shouts. "First class for all of you!"

Scruffy beams and begins walking to the mouth of the volcano, just for the host to put an arm in their way, blocking the team. “Not so fast, compadre. You still have a musical number to perform,”

“What?” Scruffy blinks. “I-I mean, sure, but- now?”

“Now or elimination, bud!” 

“But you let Cody from the original World Tour off the hook all the time!”

“What can I say? I’m a changed man. Let’s hear it!”

Scruffy stutters and stammers, caught off guard. Their team behind them goads them on, but it’s too late- within seconds, Team Mojo appears and Michela, obsidian figurine in hand, single-handedly throws a perfect long pass into the volcano. 

“And with that, Team Mojo has avoided elimination!” Chris grins. “You know, on second thought, Scruffy- fair is fair. I’ll let you off the hook this time. See you at the elimination ceremony!”

They laugh nervously and turn to their unimpressed teammates. 

---

Within the hulking metal frame of the plan, Chris stands before a flower paper background, atop a podium. Team Friendship is lined on a set of wooden bleachers against the wall, none looking too happy. 

“Team Friendship, due to a marginal error, you came in last. So, it’s vote time! Up in the loser-class bathroom you’ll find six passports. Stamp the passport of the team member you’d like to send home, and meet me back here for your results,”

---

Phillip holds up a passport to the camera and stamps out Scruffy. 

---

Max sighs and thinks aloud. “Scruffy is a capable player, but I can’t let them throw the win for some girl. I’d understand if it were Michela, but Julia?” He stamps out Scruffy. 

---

Bonnie thinks for a moment, and then sighs and palms their forehead. They stamp out Phillip. 

---

“I TRIED to sing. I keep telling everyone that- I’ve been waiting to sing for years!” Scruffy says. “I take lessons!” they sigh and stamp out Max.

---

Staci and Kelly giggle while using the ink from the stamp to draw smiley faces and flowers on each other’s shoulders. 

---

“I’ve got the results of your votes right here. Those staying in the game will get in-flight snacks,” Chris holds up a bag of pretzels and then rolls his eyes as Scruffy makes a face. “What? Pretzels are cheaper right now!”

“The following players are safe- Kelly

Staci

Bonnie

And Max,”

The respective contestants catch their pretzels and look up. 

“The last bag of pretzels… goes to…”

“Phillip. Sorry, Scruffy. You’re out!”

Scruffy sighs and their shoulders droop. Chris tosses them a parachute, which they put on with expert speed and professionalism. 

“Been training for that too, huh?” Chris chuckles. They shrug. 

Scruffy walks up to the open door of the plane and turns back. “Wait- Bonnie- I want you to give this to Jules!” they say, tossing Bonnie the necklace they never got to sacrifice. “Tell her I'm rooting for her!”

“Um... why me?” the goth asks, raising an eyebrow. 

Scruffy smiles. “I think you get it more than anyone else,” and with that, they jump. Bonnie blinks. 

---

BONNIE: “Okay, I had one heartfelt conversation on national TV and now everyone thinks I’m cupid or something?”

---

“Can’t win ‘em all, I guess,” Chris shrugs, then turns to the audience. “Who will win? And who will jump? Find out next time, on Total Takes: World Tour!”

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erm... girl, u have SUCH a bad taste in men :/ ur like literally dating a psycho stalker (he literally kidnapped you?? tf is ur problem) nd a wanted criminal (u can see his ugly ass face pasted in tons of wanted posters like WTF???).

are you well in the head??? did ur mum drop u as a child?

- g0r3_4ng3lz

omgggg wowowow thatz so crazzzyyy cos i didn’t fuckin ask :D!! <3

green iz not ur colour babez :( soz u don’t have strong men who wld litrally protect u w/ their liveeezzz!!! not me tho!!!! XD i could snap my fingerz n kylar would come running like a dog hehe U・ᴥ・U he’d do anything 4 me bcoz he loves me sm & yous just don’t get it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sux 2 suck!!!

also ur actually delusional, abel is SO HOT & YA he has wanted posterz all over town but that just meanz i get 2 see his pretty face everywhere i gooo hehehehe (/∇＼*) GOD u WISH u had a bf who was epic & talented like him! cool af band & £ to spend on you ^.^ Lolzzz

also. FYI. i AM well in tha head :/ every week dr. harper says i’m fine soooo. go fuck urself u jealous cunt

baiii byebyeee !!! (´ ε ` )♡

[kenjakusbraincum]

the way i just binged all ur fics and drabbles.. scrolled through ur account 4 a while too 💀😭 UR SWAN LAKE FIC MADE ME COMBUST IN THE BEST WAY I HAVE THAT FEELING IN MY STOMACH WHERE LIKE UR ALL HAPPY AND GIDDY N SHIT hehe it made me lowkey wanna learn sm graceful thing

ugh i love sukuna 2 so much hes so 😝😫😫😫😫 like if he threatened 2 kidnap me and make me his whore or smt like... DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME?!!? i would fall to my knees if i saw him

also also do u think the Vows!Sukuna would bury his [dead] s/o? or would he js eat them 💀 like do u think he'd have a teensy tiny funeral for her with him and the burial of her? or like a pretty big-ish one with most of the servants/uraume? idk it crossedmy mind js now

ur writing is also so good.. i love the way u write sukuna 😫 hes even more hot ngl like a man of the arts!?! sign me tf UPPPPPPPP

wait also also imagine sukuna with a painter s/o!?! AAA THEY [I] WOULD PAINT HIM STUFF OMGGGG <333 THAT'D BE SO CUTE?? like imagine as a gift [like the reverance!s/o that gave him the crochet dollys] they made a painting of them worshipping him? [yk those religious paintings where they paint god what if the s/o painted him like that all god-like and shit FALFNAOGNOL] or painting the garden?? mayb a painting with the blood of his enemies LOL but ghfhhf that'd b so cute [i am a casual painter this was self indulgent bc i would absolutely do all of these things] like mayb they go outside js 2 pain 4 funsies [sukuna may indulge this but he'd get jealous like how when reverance!s/o picked up crocheting LMAO]

this is getting rlly long i luv u bestie [ur my bestie now]

Ahh I noticed all the notifications and omg THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! You left a sweet comment on everything, I'm so grateful for the dedication!! I'll get back to each one I promise 🥺🥺

I'm so happy you liked Swan lake so much!! It's one of my flop fics that ppl don't talk about as much, like I get double the comments for Vows and Reverence still every day, MONTHS after writing them and Swan lake is always kinda forgotten 😭 Which is a shame bc I really put my whole kenjakusbraincumussy into writing it, like I was writing it really intensively for days on end 😭

See I was thinking about how Vows Sukuna would've disposed of reader. I don't think he would eat them just bc at the point when they die there's really not much left to eat of them 😭 Maybe he'd keep one of their bones as a souvenir. Like a little rib of theirs maybe. I'm not sure if he would make a funeral, but if he did it definitely wouldn't have included many people, maybe just the servants that were really close to reader. I think he would cremate them with his fires, that would be a nice personal sendoff.

Sukuna being cultured and a man of the arts is just my favorite thing because it's so subversive. He's a big ass guy who also happens to look like a monster, is known only for his strengths in the battlefield and how funny is it to come into his house and see pretty paintings and statues and his personal little orchestra of musicians and dancers that keep him entertained when he's bored?? How funny is it to imagine him closing a book and being like that one was a banger.

ABOUT THE PAINTING S/O... I draw as a hobby and I absolutely think about this all the time 😭 But I must admit I've thought more about the other way around where Sukuna commissions an artist to paint reader so he can always remember their beauty even when their little human lifetime passes, so their face can always grace the hallways of his mansion and people who walk buy can wonder, who is this pretty person? Why are there so many paintings of them everywhere? AHHH Sukuna 💔💔