#i am so fucking insane i am being so serious

[tojiberri]

i’ve been obsessed w say yes to the dress recently so m thinking about being cuddled up next to toji in bed under my big soft blanket (where i torture his skin with my ice cold toes im so serious my feet always are so cold) with a couple snack packages spread on our laps. im tucked underneath his arm, snuggled up into his side, laying my head on his chest.

toji’s mouth is full of popcorn, eyes squinted at the bright tv screen.

“that’s fucking ugly” his words were muffled, but i could understand exactly what he’s saying.

his voice rumbled his chest beneath my head. we’re staring at a dress with a feathered skirt that we both had a distaste for. i matched him, mouth full of sour gummy worms.

“didn’t know you were such a fashionista, babe !”

“doesn’t take a ‘fashionista’ to notice that’s ugly” he puts the word fashionista in air quotes.

“and this dress is priced at $22,500” came from the tv, referring to the dress that we found to be ugly.

the price sent toji into a coughing fit, choking on spit and popcorn kernels. he sat up in a snap, doubling over and sending our snacks flying everywhere.

“toji, our snacks !!!!!!”

once my mind is off the snacks, i go to pat his back (not really doing anything to alleviate the coughing)

“you can’t die on me yet old man !”

and somehow that’s the thing to get him to stop coughing. he’s looking at me like im just prey, eyebrows furrowed with a deep scowl. he’s so unmoving it’s scary. till he pounces on me. the movement is fast and shocking but there’s only enough strength in his ‘attack’ to knock me backwards into the mattress. (he would never use his real full strength on me — im too delicate to him :3)

the raspberries he blows into my bare tummy pulls loud giggles and shrieks from my throat. toji likes to keep his face clean shaven but short bits of stubble tend to peak out between his shaves, and now is one of those times.

“babe ur scratchy!”

“am i, ma?”

he only lets up for a few seconds from tickling my sensitive tummy with his lips and stubble.

my feet are kicking in the air and my tummy hurts from all my laughing, tears forming in my eyes

“toji let up !!”

and finally he listened, pulling himself off of me to rest against the headboard. and he looked so good. hair a bit tousled, lips swollen from their onslaught to my tummy. his sweatpant clad legs were spread the perfect amount for me to slot in between, the muscles of his bare torso rippling under the dim lights of the bedroom

“come give this old man a kiss, mama”

and who am i to deny ? toji’s grip on my hips is tight as a place big wet kisses on his lips, and along his jaw, say yes to the dress still playing in the background. his cologne smelt so good and skin felt so warm in such close proximity.

“im saying yes to this dress!”

that’s when me and toji pull away from the kiss to stare at each other in shock — the bride on tv saying yes to the dress we both thought was ugly.

the two of us are back to stuffing our faces , snuggled up against each other.

“wow that dress is beautiful and her body’s insane..” i say with a pout, mouth still full of sour gummy worms “toj, i wish i looked like that…”

he’s giving me an annoyed look with a click of his tongue and a squeeze to my hip “tch”

“hey what’s wrong with you suddenly, grumpy pants ?”

“you wanna look like some woman im not in love with. i love you cause you’re you and cause you’re built like you. i don’t give a damn if u like her body better, i like yours cause it’s you”

the tears involuntarily flowed to my eyes, clouding my vision of toji with blurriness.

“oh toji ..”

and that’s when he gets attacked with kisses all over his face and neck with ‘i love you’s between each one.

“you’re getting the best head of your life later big boy”

“oh am i?”

the dress on screen was beautiful. it had a sweetheart neckline, a low dipped back that was blinged out with crystals near the butt. the bodice was resembled a tight fit corset that hit the hips, still crystals all over, before transforming into the flared out silk satin skirt. it was paired with lace gloves that hit just between the armpit and the elbow.

“yknow..” it had been a while since either of us spoke up, watching the tv together in silent peace for the past few episodes.

“mm?” toji’s humming out as he adjusts to shift his focus towards me.

“i would’ve loved to wear that dress on my wedding day. it’s just, so beautiful and elegant. i think it’d make me feel like a princess !”

“what do you mean you would’ve loved to wear it at your wedding ? like you’re not gonna get married ?”

“well i dunno bout you, but ‘m kinda planning on being with you till the very end y’know?”

“what does that have to do with not getting married ?”

his face was warped into something of great confusion, the show the last thing on his mind right now.

my heart’s thumping embarrassingly loud in my chest, hands suddenly shaking and sweaty.

“well.. you’ve already been married before, and you have megs ! so you’ve been through all like the big milestones in life already, yknow ? so i just. i assumed you wouldn’t wanna go through that again.. i would love to get married one day but — i’d rather be unmarried with you than married with someone else”

and in a split second, so fast if you blinked you would miss it, toji’s expression relaxed and softened

“oh sweet girl.. i don’t care that i’ve done those things already, if getting married would make you happy, i would love to marry you.”

“toji fushiguro. is this your way of proposing to me ?”

“lemme do something romantic for you when the time comes, let’s just promise for now that we’re gonna get married, kay?”

“i promise toj”

“i promise, ma”

and then slow sweet kisses between giggles.

“toj, yknow what getting married means ?”

“hm?”

“you gotta cough up some cash so i can get a pretty dress~”

and suddenly toji was lightheaded, thinking of all the expensive dresses we had watched on the tv in front of us.

fin.

fyi this is what it’s like to be in my head. like my brain is just constantly swarmed with daydreams and imaginations of toji 🧍🏽‍♀️and im not too big a fan of ma or mama but it’s just soooo toji like it’s perfectly okay when it comes from him. this was meant to just be a little rant of my daydreams but it turned out to be more than that .. i wrote him a bit soft (which he isn’t always) but when we’re sleepy n lazy relaxing he’s just so soft and domestic and i love him bad.

@lactosenono u asked for this 🫵

[randomthefox]

I find it so annoying and disconcerting that The Audience is not allowed to simply discuss media anymore without the creators of said media engaging in the discussion. Breeze did not tag Evan Stanley in their tweet. They were simply voicing their own thoughts, in their own space, on a public platform. Artists who work on the comic found (or more likely, were sent) their tweet, and decided to engage with it. In a very defensive and condescending manner, it must be said.

I keep going back to this, but the creators of the IDW Sonic comics do not seem to be aware that they are creating an official product that is being sold for money. They act like they're creating a web comic or something. A passion project that they're making for fun, and we're being assholes by criticizing their fanart. It's incredibly unprofessional, and I don't mean that in a derogatory way, I mean LITERALLY unprofessional - this is behavior that you see from people who are NOT professionals. If I find a comic on deviant art, say for example Ghosts of the Future, and I start complaining about how bad it is, then the artist and creator of that comic is more than well within their rights to defend their creation which they drew in their own free time and have posted free of charge as an expression of their own passion.

If I SPENT MONEY on a PRODUCT that was PUT ON SALE by a MAJOR PUBLISHING CORPORATION then I am allowed to say whatever the hell I want about what a piece of shit it is, and YOU as a contributing creator to that product are well within your rights to SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PISS OFF. Who the fuck do you think you are? What do you think our relationship is? I bought the fucking ticket, I can say whatever the hell I want. If you don't want me to be able to do that then GIVE THE MONEY BACK. The five dollars I spent on this comic issue is the free pass that gives me the right to wipe my ass with it in front of your face, and the money in your hand that you were paid in exchange for producing that comic means you have to sit there and watch silently with NO INPUT OR RESPONSE WHATSOEVER.

The way these creators feel like they have the right to respond to fan discourse and criticism like this is so INSANE. Like, first of all, everything I already said: you produced an official product that was manufactured for sale. This is a transactional relationship, and the transaction is completed as soon as I spend the money. After the money changes hands the relationship is officially over and you have no input from that moment onward. Second of all,

how is this not punching down? How is this not inciting harassment? Evan is 100% knowingly exploiting her status as a much larger and prominent account to intimidate critics into silence and putting a target on a much smaller account and essentially giving her fanatical followers carte blanche to attack them with righteous indignation.

There is a zero percent chance that she is not aware of what she is doing.

These comic creators (and I don't just mean the creators of IDW Sonic either this is a massive problem with western comic books in general tbh) have a serious problem where they think that we are peers. We're not. You are the creators. We are the audience. We are not peers. This is not a respectful discussion between equals. Comic creators in this day and age are all comic fans themselves, they became comic creators because they were fans and got the dream job of getting accepted into the comic industry, but they never acclimatized to realizing that they are now part of that industry and thus NO LONGER PART OF THE FAN COMMUNITY. They act like we're all still just fans discussing the thing we're a fan of, and they have just as much of a right to take part in that discussion as everyone else. But they aren't, and they don't. They gave up that privilege when they started accepting a paycheck.

The fact that they do not realize that and keep doing this shit is destructive to fandom spaces and discourse. The response to what Evan Stanley has done with her tweet needs to be "SILENCE BRAND" en mass, because that's what she is now. She is The Brand. And she needs to be treated as such, especially since she is seemingly unaware of her status.

[gyaru-tau]

I've started cooking up an au for hardcore!phil where instead of getting rescued by Kristin after his first flight he instead gets "rescued" by the ender king, who teleported him into the end kinda by mistake. This was the design for him i was gonna use but since this is technically for an au of this au i might make a more concrete one. More about this under the cut since i'm very normal about it.

This is kinda set in a version of hardcore where Enderpookie um! won. The end was never flooded, he slowly took more and more and became more and more powerful until he was able to take control of the other deities (all except kristin but that's a whole nother can of worms) as a means to survey the other realms and determine what to put his focus on and take over to the end.

But at this point, he's managed to collect so much from the other worlds despite their endless size (i imagine it being a wasteland not too dissimilar to 2b2t aesthetically, at least in the way where spawn is desolate but the further out you go the more life you see return to the land), that he's kinda grown bored of the same old resources. He wants something new to claim as his own!

He begins experimenting with focusing his power to other multiverses (called servers since i like getting meta-contextual to an extent but in the way that the end poem is meta-contextual) due to having become powerful enough, and it's through his first attempt that he teleports hc!phil into the end by complete accident, right as he's doing his leap of faith.

I'm still kinda fuzzy on this part so bear with me but basically after some back and forth Phil and Ender king make a deal. Ender King will give Phil the wings he's always wanted in exchange for Phil being used as an accomplice for petty theft, essentially. Ender King can teleport stuff to him but he can also do the opposite, so he starts teleporting Phil to other servers so that Pookie can do his usual surveillance thing like he does with the other deities, decide where to concentrate his power, and then steal from those worlds and back into hardcore.

he also allows Phil to "return" to hardcore through his dreams but in my mind its in a much more foggy and- for a lack of a better word "dreamlike" state and Ender king can do the same. He does it by possessing Phil outright, or appearing as either a headless crow thing or a secret other thing that I'm yet to design but I am very insane about, depending on the context. Just know that the crow is what manifests when he's trying to coerce Phil through being "friendly".

anyway I will. probably talk more about this once i have more art of it/if people ask nicely which please do stick your hands in the bars of my enclosure i promise you i am very sane and nromal

[narwhalandchill]

oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh

so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.

why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.

and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.

so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.

it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.

like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!

and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)

(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)

[lifemod17]

Oh Tonee. /pos

Each evening my skies are graced with a sunset, know my mind immediately goes towards you, and wondering what the skies are like for you. I feel as if I may find you where the Summer bugs go; chittering in a distant, ever-green field that glows with eternally golden sunlight.

Thank you for getting me into Hozier and gracing my dash every other day. I wish I had more words other than 'truly kind' and 'beautiful' to describe you.

Waiting for you where the sky ends, Mel <3

Like The Dawn - The Oh Hellos.

MEL!!!

how dare you make me the prettiest collage and slap me with Like the Dawn?!?!? knowing that is one of your favorite songs from your favorite band??and you shared it with me!?!? you want me dead. brb sobbing throwing up screaming about this 😭😭😭💛💛💛💛💛😍😍🥰🥰🥺😩✨💛🌻🌿🌷🧡✨

i love you so very much dude, thank you for being one of the first people to be kind and so warm and welcoming when i made my way back here on tumblr. i still often think about that pink tulip drawing 🥺 now i have this one too to safely keep close to my heart and cherish always. thank you for being an indelible friend 💛🧡

smooch!

also putting the song here because i need everyone to know how sweet you are for choosing this song specifically:

[nightmarearian]

the pokemon manga is the timeline where everyone is a bit more insane send post

[tovarishch-dyke]

I’m like Johnny Truant in the tags of every goddamn post I make or reblog on this site and I’m not apologizing. If you want me to apologize come over to my house and you can talk to the minotaur about it

[goodstuffexe]

Guys Secret Life is just Life Series insanity mode I love it so much damn

Like the twirls and mingles and how ppl are forming ally ships just for one session because of their tasks DAMN makes SO GOOD ENTERTAINMENT so fun omg I cannot put it in words

And the fucking BEST PART is that I watch like 3 episodes a week and I have SO MUCH STUFF FOR THE COMING WEEKS AND MONTHS TO CHEW ON!!! Like whaat the heck I still don't know what's the deal with BigB most of the times I've seen him interact with ppl and and and I have to watch the 3 dudes who died now cause they died but then I probably miss the whole thing that happend with the heart foundation this session or what happend to Cleo if she did manage to find out what task she has and what the reds where up to the last 2 sessions omg and and SO MUCH STUFF SO MUCH INTERACTION AND REN WAS THERE omgg I DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT ANYONE'S TASKS WHERE AND I WANNA KNOW ALL OF THEM BUT I CAN ONLY WATCH SO MANY PPL HUH

Holy hell they rly thought 'Hey guys how do we make this thing even better maybe Limited Life was falling a bit too short in some ways' and THEY DELIVERED SO HARD with Secret Life omg and cracked it up to 200 it is SO amusing to watch, I cannot stop myself from writing in caps, I can't stop laughing at those doofuses playing Minecraft, it's so entertaining I love everyone involved in this series and I love them more the more episodes I watch it is incredible and it makes me so happy :')

THANK YOU GRIAN MY BELOVED FOR BEING A CREATIVE MIND AND BRINGING PEOPLE TOGETHER SORRY FOR SO MUCH CAPS I CAN'T HOLD IT IN

I actually wanna draw fanart so bad but I have literally no clue how to draw anything homeboys and girls making me want to be an artist so bad

[sodrippy]

my ma asking why i dont have the holiday spirit and getting annoyed when i say "well its not like we ever did anything for the holidays when i was a kid" is so classic

[morgan-the-lonely-brick]

personal tag rant.

[hauntingblue]

LUFFY!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED!!!! LUFFY BELIEVER FULL TIME!!!!! LET US WORSHIP THE SUN!!!!

[halfdeadwallfly]

genuinely every post i see about taylor swift on here [or anywhere if we're being honest] is such a mind numbing train wreck to observe. like somehow we can't just be normal and it's baffling if i'm being honest

[moongothic]

I want to preface this by saying that this is meant to be kind of a shitpost. I just. The thought passed my mind. I laughed at it. Thought about it again, laughed some more and I just had to get it out of my system. So here we are

So when I read the myth of Toyotama Hime I did start to wonder if it could be used as fuel for the Crocodad Fire, the myth being about Toyotama coming from Ryuugyuu Castle to give birth on land etc. And in One Piece, we do have that very castle on Fishman Island. Which isn't surprising or anything, Oda getting inspo/names from various mythologies is nothing new by a long shot, and it's unlikely you could somehow tie Crocodile to Fishman Island through that myth. Like Toyotama coming "from the ocean" could just be turned into "Crocodile coming from the sea as a pirate", doesn't have to be deeper than that

But then I thought

...Do we actually know Crocodile isn't part-merman

Like. You see--

We know half-merfolk-half-humans do keep their fishtails like full-merfolk (see Charlotte Praline), and we know that while mermaids split their tails after 30, mermen never do. So between that and us having The Most Scandalous Feet Pics of Sir Crocodile (from the jailbreak cover story), well, we know he has basic ass human feet, so we know for certain he can't be half-merman

But also

Chimney is 1/4th mermaid. The only mermaid features she inherited from her grandmother were her hair color and her being a "good swimmer". Chimney is part-mermaid, and she has human feet

Like the only thing that could debunk this idea (based on what we know about Chimney) would be if Crocodile was a shit swimmer, but he's a Devil Fruit user so of course he can't fucking swim. So we have literally nothing to prove or debunk the idea.

So like

You've heard of "Crocodile is Whitebeard's bio-son" You've heard of "Crocodile is the missing Kuja Empress" You've even heard of "Crocodile is Xebec's son".

So how about

"Crocodile is 1/4th merman"

Why the fuck not

But the funny thing is

Not only would it weirdly explain why the fuck our beloved Sand Man Who Can't Fucking Swim is named after an animal known for swimming (like OP has weird fucking names, see; Smoker, Baby 5, Monkey D. Dragon, etc. What bugs me about Crocodile is the slightly contradictatory theming, but if he was named "Crocodile" by his merfolk parents, suddenly, it kind of works)

But also like. We know Crocodile fucking Hates the Government. And to be fair, there's plenty of reasons for anyone to hate the World Government, you don't need a personal grudge to hate them.

But if he had merfolk parents (who might be stuck living on the surface because they wouldn't have been able to get their child to Fishman Island without someone essentially delivering him there, 'cause he wouldn't have been able to just SWIM there), then there's a genuinely possibility said parent(s) could've ended up getting caught and turned into slaves. And boy would that give someone A Personal Fucking Grudge Against The Government

But also, due to the in-universe discrimination against merfolk, if Crocodile was part-merman it could mean he could've been harassed for it since a young age, or worse yet, could've become a target for slavers if anybody found out. And somehow, having to hide that part about his heritage would work really well into his trust issues

Not to mention, after escaping Impel Down, Croc and Jinbei have this brief convo (that turns racist) where Croc expresses his surprise over Jinbei being able to summon fish, having thought only merfolk could do that. Of course, Croc being a seasoned pirate and all you could totally expect him to like know about mermaid legends etc, but him having no knowledge about Fishmen is a bit odd. Especially because we know he's been to the New World, so you'd think he must've gone to Fishman Island at least once before? Although, his former Shichibukai Rights probably would've allowed him to cross over the Red Line through Marijois instead of having to pass through Fishman Island, but regardless, it's odd, is it not? But if Crocodile did have merfolk parents whom he got separated from at a young age?? Maybe he learned a thing or two about that side of his family, but never enough?? And then having to hide that side of his heritage could've left him just estranged????

Also IDK if it's worth anything but in the cover stories, we were introduced to our first mermaid Camie at the tail end of Alabasta, while the Miss Goldenweek coverstory ran during Water 7 where we meet Kokoro and Chimney. IDK it's a funny coincidence

I just

Could you fucking imagine

How fucking insane would that be, if Crocodile was part-merman

[sheogorad]

you know i've got it bad when i come back to tumblr to rant about my fucking stupid baka life. i am just. i'm chewing and munching and crunching on my own limbs. i had therapy where i talked about [redacted] and that seemed to help it a bit. but i feel like a big stupid idiot that talks too much and lets too much info slip. i feel so vulnerable and i don't even get to be held and loved. i'm getting nearly all the anxiety and pain of being vulnerable and honest in love WITHOUT THE LOVE. i literally want to fucking choke myself out. i want to run into the woods and bite trees like a fucking beaver. i hate how much bigger he is than me because every time i think about it i feel like i'm going to die because i KNOW. i know. how good it would feel to be his little spoon. his hugs are already insanely good. they already make me feel small and held. i just lay here every single day. every single night. and just fucking Yearn bro. i just. imagine. being spooned. and i feel like crawling out of this 3rd story window so i land head first on the concrete. then i might be put out of my gay misery. i shouldn't have to suffer like this, during PRIDE MONTH. catching feelings is homophobic

[bestagons]

Dan called their house a forever home in one of the stereo shows! I can't remember which one it is but he said: "our forever home!" then laughed and it sounded like he got a bit flustered and backed down with: "I don't know, is it?" And then they changed the subject lol

If someone can find this clip or point me to which stereo show I will make you a gif/set of anything you request!!

[infizero]

grgrhgahahh i wanna read more pokespe but i cant do it on my phone and im not unpacking my stuff until the morning