#i am quite the dumbass
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Very much wondering what fandoms people in the Phandom have been/are/ in. Have sunken time or energy into, made works for, or blog about (side blog, main, ect)
what are you're fandoms outside the Phandom?
#there are definitely some “Phandom” Adjacent fandoms. some ones with a lot of overlap. but i want to know more!#kpop? Sander Sides? Hannibal? The Bandom (#(rip)#i want to know#dnp#dan and phil#phan#phil lester#daniel howell#dan howell#dan and phil games#amazingphil#danandphil#danandphilgames#like yes. Superwholock. but what are yall up to now? I see lots of mixed ones#(though i do see quite of lot or Phan posting blogs also post Super natural lmaoo)#just realized by using those fandoms has examples i showed up in their tags#please i am so sorry. ignore me. i am a dumbass Dan and Phil phan. forgive me. kind souls
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they do be kissing tho 🌼🐺
(one pants two pants red pants blue pants)
#gracie draws#geraskier#geralt x jaskier#geralt of rivia#jaskier#the witcher#twn#geraskier fanart#i quite literally do not understand lighting or colour but i am faking it til i make it#and also screaming into the void but that’s. less important#ANYWAY HERE THEY ARE!!! MY DUMBASS IDIOT BLORBOS!!! BARD AND HIS BABYGIRL!!!!#oh yeah i forgot to mention i drew this on my phone with the little nubby back of a pen as a stylus akfbskfhshd kill me
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think you're funny, sparrow?
@sothissophist 's oc miette + ais :D !! thank u for letting me draw them ^____^
#🖍️nia.draws#nia + touchstarved#touchstarved#i thought the lineart looked nice so u guys get that too!! :3#ais lineart... why my dumbass gotta colour 😕 look how handsome...#evidently unfinished. LOL THE JEWELRY but i was supposed to post this like an hour ago so i decided to stop BFEJHFJB#keep telling myself Dont go overboard nia its Practice nia then BOOM.... why am i shading his boobs. girl#i think if i have time i'll go back and finish because this was actually quite fun!! but. am sleepy. wahhh....#hed have so many lipstick stains if i got my hands on him... come here beautifyl...#??? the blue is so much. bluer. on my phone. fawkkk offf FAWKKK
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Some sketches for a comic I had for an ongoing rp idea with a friend for a post RE 8 “what if Wesker lived” scenario. Ft. Chris having scars from their final fight in RE 5 and basically the two idiots talk through and reminisce on some much needed things.
#I am still feral for these two dumbasses#and they spark so much joy to draw when I have time to spare#chris redfield#albert wesker#chrisker#NOT QUITE IN THESE SKETCHES BUT#TAGGED FOR MY OWN BLOG TBH
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can someone explain to me why binding in any form when you have a large chest is hell no matter what you do
#this is rhetorical#i know why#binders are fucking BOGUS#aside from the sensory issues they give me personally THEY JUST DON’T FUCKING WORK#AT LEAST FOR ME#and then i discovered binding tape#1000% better than binders on multiple fronts#but it still sucks#because god forbid someone have a tape size large enough#and then theres the fucking blisters#which i do not give a fuck HOW you swing it THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOME BLISTERING IF YOUR CHEST IS HEAVY#AND IF YOU HAVE A LARGE CHEST AND TAPE AND DONT BLISTER PLEASE SWEET FUCK TELL ME HOW YOU DO IT#because i can have it on and pretend that my skin isn’t actively being shredded#and that i won’t be standing in the shower in a few days peeling it and said shredded skin off of me#probably pissing my suitemates the hell off because i didn’t anticipate it being that bad because i never think its that bad#until i take it off and then suddenly its like why the fuck am i bleeding#and i gotta tell myself it’s because there’s no winning for you dumbass!!!!#you’re going to be in pain all the time no matter what you do!!!!!#let me out#can i fucking quit now please how much more#because with everything in america going the way it is idfk if i can take this shit much longer#yapping#vent
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(my gmail is used but im on friend's account right now) hey Macaque, what do u think of Shadowpeach? me personally, i do not think u would be attracted to Wukong and nor would he be attracted to u, because he killed u once (really sorry about that :( have a plushie and some malai tea :) ) and u tried to harm him and MK too once (that was pretty mean not going to lie, but i get why u did it so don't worry! :) )
(also, i have a character in my mind too; she is named 'Lola' and is a waitress at a cafe, and is a white bunny born mute and with no mouth but can control light like Macaque can control shadows, and Lola thinks Macaque is really super duper cool so she peeks out the window to see him so she can try to befriend him with giving him flowers and seeing him smile! she is shy so she only peeks a little, but, she is really sweet, so i hope Macaque gets to meet Lola (i want him to have someone sweet in his life, he seems like he deserves it, and very sorry if i come off as weird) )
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#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#monkie kid macaque#lmk macaque#blue and violet#because you didnt specify what type of plushie I had to make it the most bland looking plushie in existence#but the plushie ended up turing out to look like quite the silly fella#I won't lie buddy your Lola fella seems so have some stalker traits/j#Macaque does not know what shadowpeach is#and yeah he does not like Wukong#come on guys this is a shadowpuppet account LMAO-#macaque might low-key reminisce on the good old times but that is the most it will ever go#and even that is stretching it#bear in mind that this is still post season three and pre season four#all of those shadowpeach moments hasn't happened yet#those two dumbass monkeys barely tolorate each other#anyways Macaque is a little creeped out by Lola but honestly he'll be like that with anyone who is peaking through his window#I humbly accept your apology for being weird because honestly who isn't at this point :)))#if you wanted me to add Lola to the Blue and Violet story then I am sorry to say that I cannot do such a thing#the story is far too condensed as it is right now and adding a new character to give more focus-#-isn't going to make the story any easier to digest
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me when when I when he when when
HEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#HE'S SO. SO. I HAVE NO WORDS.#THANK YOU FOR THIS#the last two specifically UGHH#hayden christensen#celebs#f.ask#i feel like young me would never have expected to be so into a GUY.#A GUY.#and generic White Boy out of all things#like i was only ever into fictional characters and even then it wasn't even like oh i wanna fuck them rather i wanna see them fuck y know?#(my fictional character fucking tendencies are quite a new phenomenon in itself actually :o)#but HIM? oh GOD he makes me crazy#don't look at me. pls i can't......#i am so sorry jelly for making u read my dumbass ramblings adsjasdjasdda ily#but like HIM!!!!!. he makes me feel THINGS. and u gave him to me so i go Crazy#ive never been one to watch stuff bc of actors. and im out here watching a show in 360p for him#anyways thank u again i love him FUCK#higher ground
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I don't know if you've done this before or if it's your thing but could you maybe write something with omegaverse? Like one of your characters reacting to the reader going into heat? Or them going into rut? It's not for everyone but I was curious about what that would look like and if it's not your thing do you know any writers on here that do write about that?
Sweet anon. I appreciate you for thinking of me but I have no clue wtf that is 😔🤣
I know the very, very, very basics of omegaverse but it's juss not my thing. I like some concepts of it and others not. I'm old and my brain can only take on so much lol.
The only one I'm aware of that does, is my good moot @umber-cinders . There's an M'Baku omega fic on her blog that is chefs fn kiss 👩🏽🍳🤌🏽🫦 beware the warnings!!!!!! I could only read so far because of my own triggers but from what I did read ....well I'll let you find out 🤩
Also don't forget to leave comments and reblog because she worked hard on it and deserves all the forehead kisses.
#megaminds asks#am dumbass irl#and i cant count how many times ive looked up omegaverse just to rage quit because my brain doesn't compute#however#i love that others get to experience that joy#recommending moots fics#amazing moot has some quality fic#im obsessed and wish i could read more
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my na'vi oc's (nari & vakama)
#oc#art#avatar#na'vi oc#avatar oc#nari is an avatar hybrid that didn't come out quite right#and vakama is na'vi#their dynamic is literally just “i gotta make sure this dumbass is well taken care of since they're clearly unable to do so on their own”#but like both of them are the dumbass in question to the other#and they're in love#there's so much in my head about them that i don't even care how “non canon” it all is when it comes to the original source#your honor i am just having too much fun to even attempt and try to make it make sense
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They'd been here before in different circumstances. Much more pleasant circumstances when the woman he was with had life in her eyes. This was obviously not the time for an interrogation but the question still remained, where had she been?
I finished this finally! I ignored it for over a month and wasn't sure I'd ever finish it but I was stuck in bed sick this week so I picked it back up and now I'm done! The text snippet is from the second chapter of The Pros and Cons of Breathing which is part of the mishmash of fics I've written for Melody and John, and the only one I've finished that wasn't a one-shot. 😅
#not 100 percent happy with Johns face. it doesnt look quite right but i am so bad at replicating faces I'm just calling it done. 😂#oc: melody moeras#deputy dumbass#x: mutually assured destruction#melody x john#far cry 5 oc#john seed
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Datv spoilers below good morning
I am wishing some of these personal quests and storylines had more depth and more (are there any?) consequences, it’s feeling like a lot of bark and no bite. I really hope I’m wrong. Like the moral implications I’m supposed to weigh as a player are there for show and it actually doesn’t matter in the end. Like Emmerich becoming a lich. It’s like all good and no problems. Or the Illario decision. At the end of the day, it doesn’t change anything. Harding’s quest felt like a disservice to her. I finished it and I was like is that all? This is a big deal and surely there has to be more. Maybe I’m wrong to expect some moral conflicts in this game and for it to have some serious consequences.
#okay there were 4 more paragraphs but the i decided it doesn’t matter#I think overall it’s like a 6 or 7 out of 10 for me#because I like the main story quite a lot I do think the game has very strong points#but I am also not overly invested in lore or#anything like that#they could change whole things and my dumbass wouldn’t even know I’d be like yeah okay#I do want to play it again with a non solavellan inky be#because I fear that relationship is carrying a lot of this for me and that wluld be bad#I do enjoy the overall conflict I’m enjoying solas I like the companions I really love the combat and I think that since I just see this fo#for what it is and play it as it is it’s very easy for me to overlook the major flaws and have fun#so I am still really enjoying it#it’s really like a few moments that’s stop like damn it could’ve been better
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first two scenes of the shapeshifter wip done!! arguably the first chapter? idk they might be. short. we can ease in.
anyway, Syn's already mourning the times that haven't changed yet which really just sets the whole mood lmao
#talkin' malarky#shapeshifter wip#maybe I'll add in a little bit more like#but I quite like it where it is just now#these first two chapters are - I think - sort of prologue-y in that they like introduce you to Syn/Halliel at play#then they get back to work. so we get a bit of that and then Syn leaves#I need to do more of them at work honestly but hey#it's a-coming#obviously I am currently writing Maverick because I haven't in a while#missed my dumbass <3
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these things are always happening to the ones i like :////////
anyways the lighting in this dungeon is so nice
didn't get any good pics bc i was too busy dungeoning but so pretty...best dungeon music so far goes to snowcloak though btw
#ffxivposting#i knew it was coming bc i tried to use the google search bar as a spellcheck for his name (LOL) like a DUMBASS because in the suggestions..#i was like no!! no!! but he's so funny!!!!!! and the second he showed up in game again i started taking screenshots of me n the bestieee#it wouldnt be accurate to say that i am Emotional about this but i am like aw man...but he was so funny...insert montage of All The Memorie#was crazy seeing her looking so distressed in a cutscene. girl me too! he was so funny </3#the loud ass screenshot sound effects throughout the cutscene were funny though.this is who i am#altogether i have like 150+ screenshots of this game thus far.serious shit#IN OTHER NEWS:#- i cant stop laughing at finding out that a.lphinaud is in fact 16 years old. like i was guessing he was 17 or so but man it checks out#so hard. smart fella or not of course the sixteen year old boy naively founded a private army. it checks out so hard. hes cute :)#- since the tail end of arr patch quests ive been checking npc dialogue of relevant characters and thats a bit of a goldmine sometimes#- the first time aymeric(?) (not double checking via google ive learned my lesson) showed up i joked that he was going to be an akc type#and well no. he's really not. but i did cackle when it was revealed that he was a bastard child. clocked him on accident#- addicted to dalamud red dye. was funny when estinien started rocking his blood red armor like omg now we're Extra twinsies!#funny to me when they acknowledge the whole drg class stuff. like ah yes the Other azure drg. sorry estinien this feels like stolen valor#this is just what happens when u play f.fiv multiple times when u are r like 6. and also just think lances are sexy.#- can't wait to find out where tf the rest of the scions went. hi guys. you wont Believe what happened while you were AFK!#that's right! dragons! and then theyre like I Haven't Seen The Light Of The Sun For An Ambiguous Amount Of Time...cowabummer!#i keep joking abt needing to do a wellness check on urianger but honestly hes fine hes living it up in the sand. hes doing fine#- anyway can someone do a wellness check on ysayle(?).#- i've unlocked flight in a couple zones! thankkk god. some of these places are ROUGH to navigate without it sometimes.#- my keybinds are rough. also i have a gauge now. havent gotten to use it bc of level sync but anyway this feels like school#dont worry chat i only do duties with other real players when i Literally Have To Because They Make Me#- anyway. very ? about what theyre going to do with the rest of this story. intrigued. and quite sleepy i must say.
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#gender is so silly. haha.#hey google how do i explain my pronouns are she/her in an ‘i can’t be bothered to explain my complicated relationship w gender’ way#not in a ‘cis and hasn’t considered gender whatsoever’ way#anyways. as i have explained to ppl before. i am very much so eve-gender. i am Me#when i was born the drs knew what names my parents where stuck between depending on if i was a boy or a girl#and so instead of going it’s a girl they said it’s a [my legal first name]!!#and i think that explains me quite a bit.#other explanations of my experience w gender have included: hot gender (i am sexy. in both masc + femme ways. nothing else matters.)#anyways. constantly stuck between wow i love my body hourglass figure goes sooo hard. and wow i wish i was built like these dumbass men
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Actually looked up the plot for Last of Us 2 bc i heard such damning reviews at the time of release, and it really does just have the most dumbass little starting conflict spiral into a relentless and confusing slog of depressing bloodshed.
#my stuff#like the fuck do you mean Ellie RESENTS Joel for saving her life. what do you MEAN.#stupid idiot possessed by the fungus type behavior#sorry Ellie guess you weren’t immune after all#also ABYSMAL choice having most of the game be played as the person who kills Joel#like that’s a Quit The Game Forever type ask from the player#Having one level as The Antagonist can be an artistic choice but having them be MOST of the game is bullshit#like congrats i as a player am motivated to walk this character into giving tongue to a Clicker#L + Ratio + Dumbass + Game Cut In Half By Streamers
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today i learned a thing that is obvious in retrospect but i failed to figure out on my own until right the fuck now:
if you go in for a bacterial infection sooner you don't have to take as many antibiotics to kick its ass back out of you
~*~amazing~*~
#i am sleep deprived#i am a dumbass#unfortunately these are unrelated this time#i learned a thing#and just to clarify: by less antibiotics i DO NOT mean quitting before i've taken all the ones prescribed#i mean that i got prescribed LESS because its not as bad yet so it doesn't need to be chemically nuked as badly to work#this visit is also gonna be banked in my memory as proof that i don't have to be actively dying to get medical care#which is a nice change#oop my medical trauma is showing#personal shit
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