#i am having A TIME

[marxandangels]

Autism: teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross I’m gonna cry teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross teeth feel gross

ADHD: you ask me to brush teeth??? You ask me to brush a single tooth??? I shall cast you into the depths of the multitudinous sea with the anglerfish that slink through the inky darkness I shall rain down curses of tempestuous task initiation tortures not one single tooth shall I brush and as I tizzy with this grievous insult no other task no matter how vital shall be admitted through the junction from the mind to the ticking ticking machine of action shame shame shame

[whydoihurtsomuch]

[miscellaneoussmp]

Disfruta la isla, or something I guess...

I NEVER LEFT THE ISLAND!!!!

[unhinged-jackles]

hey guys do you think obama watched red white and royal blue and got jealous

[bel-by-the-sea]

fe:engage doodle

[chenouttachen]

watching my stand in has really just been seven hours of yelling ‘what are you doing?!’ at the tv

[hn-undercover-9503]

hey guys piece of advice do not ever break both ankles at the same time and have one be totally non-weight bearing 0/10 do not reccomend

[hdawg1995]

meanwhile

[nashnolastname]

My journey today

[evilrat-sabre]

Omg.

[coffeerhythm]

Stardew Valley 1.6 without reading the patch notes or twitter, an experience

"THE CHICKENS ARE NAMED BEANS AND TOAST OMG"

*steps outside in the green rain* "uhhh what the fuck? What the fuck? Why is there... I JUST CLEARED THIS FARM WHY IS THERE FIBER EVERYWHERE"

*first pet loves you now* Marnie: "oh you can adopt more pets from me now" me: "Marnie I will give you my ORGANS"

More house expansion, several more hours to devote to decorating the house

"Do the little out of bounds cheat to the summit and Mr. Qi now FUCKING KILLS YOU"

[dragon-seahorse]

Me playing chapter 1-2: Haha! What a fun(albeit gruesome) murder mystery game I'm having so much fun solving things but poor Yuma

Me playing Chapter 3: Poor Yuma x2 someone get this poor guy a hot chocolate, a warm blanket, a hug and a big ass nap stat!

Me playing chapter 4: oh....oh god...oh fuck... please, no this is not happening holy shit....WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME!?!

Me playing chapter 5: Soylent Green is People....

[telomirage]

"they're my friend. they're my oldest and dearest friend" <- I just heaved the heaviest sigh of ANGUISH. thank you margaret for forcing travis to be more specific about his connection with gable but god. these promises. wow

[raytm]

you may add me on the wuwas on NA 500782080

[redraspberrycats]

Izzy really is living the true queer experience: figure out who you are and how to be happy after a lifetime of regrets and missed chances, and then die before having the chance to ever really get there.

[acertainmoshke]

Autism: You need to follow the exact same routine of breakfast-dishes-coffee-writing every single day or it will suddenly be noon and you’ve had no caffeine and nothing exists and because you broke time nothing will get done the rest of the day whether you want to do it or not

ADHD: …but this routine will never become an automatic habit and if you don’t have the time pressure of leaving for work at 8:05 it will be too tempting to watch tv or scroll or lie in bed and daydream, and you will NOT be granted the willpower to force your routine on a non work day more than once a week ¯\_(ツ)_/¯