Jaimes (Jaimy) (they/he) I write poetry sometimes. gender doesn't exist and markiplier.... does. (This is a multifandom blog, though) ----> credit to @cryptikats for the icon! 馃挅 and to @kuroiyuki96 for the header ^^
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if youre ever feeling bad just look at pictures of albatross chicks bc theyre adorable but also fucking hilarious like the parents look like they go to pta meetings in full makeup carrying gucci handbags and the babies look like funky little muppets and i love them
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Call now to recieve help with the inability to make phone calls!
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Come on down to our center thats two hours away so we can give assistance with your inability to walk or drive
There's help out there! You're just not trying hard enough!
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I want to be a white dad in a horror movie
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i thought the onion was supposed to be satire 馃ぃ
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sory for sending yuo anon hayte
It wasn't even on anon you stupid bitch
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[so horny my eyes are defocusing] maybe i ccould be your sword
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Edizzy stickers I did for Inventing Love Zine, which I still find pretty cute :)
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I鈥檇 hold out for a third and finally successful assassination attempt, but the idea of a jd Vance pregnancy does not make me feel any better
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Get someone who loves you like Dan loves dips (and Phil obviously!) 鉂わ笍
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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