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"So you’re saying Blackbeard’s head… is made of smoke?"

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"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

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the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

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Doofenshmirtz visit to the therapist could go really bad because imagine telling him your parents didn't show up to your birth, you were raised by ocelots, your best friend was a balloon, etc etc. And now you are in a pseudo romantic relationship bondage roleplay with your platypus nemesis. Would the therapist believe all that?

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maybe if i imagine the character all my problems will be solved

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Does anyone have a good paprika hendl recipe they’d be willing to share?

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ship dynamic i really like

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i found out yesterday, a while after it was announced! i thought it was this week, but next week is okay too, i guess.. (unless i misunderstood and because it was sunday means we're getting it this week. right?)

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dead serious WHAT did they put into claire de lune to make it do all that

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Love referring to characters who are never seen without each other as "bonded pairs" like yuuuup. if you put these two in separate cages they're gonna get real sad and anxious and possibly violent too, one of em is biting the bars as we speak. you gotta adopt both of them or none at all, it is encouraged that you take them both. they are most likely to thrive if they stick together. it is easier for them to get used to new environments and situations because they have each other. they do everything together because they love each other so so much. you COULD separate them but it's gonna do a lot of psychological damage and it's gonna lead to a lot of issues and there's a big possibility they'll never be the same again

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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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Hey for anyone else in this nightmare outlook (I'm in Wisconsin at the very edge of the red circle 🤪), just know I'm thinking about you and holding your hand.

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do u ever think about how much you’ve changed in the past 2 years and ur just like, thank god.