#i am completely normal about them

[moonarune]

Uuuh kinda suggestive warning ig?? Nothing bad just fiddauthor kissin and stuff :)

[soullessseraphim]

I was sad and so had to make a rendition of how I feel about Valdemar ; I turn into a feral creature and exhibit rabies like behavior.

Basically.

[alma-artts]

just watched the last s1 good omens episode and BEFORE THEY GO ON THE BUS AND CROWLEY IS LIKE "you can stay at my place, if you like" AZIRAPHALE FUCKING LOOKS DOWN AT HIS LIPS THANK YOU GOD AND MICHAEL SHEEN

[knight-princess]

Get you a show that’ll have canon sapphics say “totally, ridiculously, desperately” in their love confession, which also includes “and in about ten seconds I’m gonna kiss you, so if you don’t want that…” and “yes I would. I mean. I would be very into that” and “are you sure? bc if I do, if I kiss you, I may never stop” and in other words, get you a Willow series because they did that

[axlorg89]

Ishida drew this promotional image for them and I am still insane over it.

[sueeeee33]

Me and the bitch I pulled by insulting his food choices

[bbearicca]

Bluepoch REALLY made me think that Heinrich's actually way older (40's-50's), turns out it's just another twink in his late 20's or early 30's (not complaining tho) AND HE'S MENTALLY UNSTABLE TOO LMAO

[analogboii]

everyone talks about how in buddies daddies episode 6 when kazuki and rei are hiding behind the tree when miri gushes about her papa rei and kazuki is jealous.

HOW COME NO ONE TALKS ABOUT WHEN THEY GET HOME N MIRI IS LIKE "i met a giant rabbit today!!!" AND REI IS JUST LIKE "what? but no alpaca? :(" LIKE HE ALSO GETS JEALOUS WHEN HE'S NOT ACKNOWLEDGED TOO!!!

i love these two gay dads and their daughter ;a;

[skzfairyyydreamz]

LOOK AT MY GALZED DONUT! OH I MISSED HIM SO MUCH!!! 🍩🍩🍩😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

UGHHH THAT SMILEEEEE !!! THAT PRECIOUS LITTLE FACEEEE!!! LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN!😭😭😭

[just-let-them-be-happy]

Kalluzeb on my Christmas tree 💜💛 (Zeb is a 2015 Hallmark ornament and Kallus is a figure I randomly found at a local toy shop)

[lycapicta]

[helen-birb]

Fish Wife (i'm very normal about this mermaid)

[doodle17]

And she's been stealing his coat since

Tbh I think older Razs coat would be SO comfy, like I want it

Anyways, back to my doodle dumps of Raz and Lili dates 😚

[void-damned]

The 'Worshipped Outsider' AU

This is the masterpost for the Worshipped Outsider AU, originally developed by me and one lovely person that remains anonymous for now. Additionally, thanks to these wonderful people for being interested and asking questions that helped me develop this story further, @no-light-left-on, @kg-clark-inthedark, and @astheturtlemoves Additional information will be added over time! Feel free to send asks about this - I will be using the Worshipped Outsider tag for people to keep track of the AU!

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The Outsider functions as the primary God worshiped through the Isles - he's a funky guy, honestly. Things are very religion-heavy - instead of being purist and violent, the Abbey preaches about His Intentions (instead of the Strictures), though it is merely their interpretation of the things the Outsider supposedly stands for*. They are still the Abbey of the Everyman, but the everyman here is dedicated to their God and behaves accordingly, denouncing any false God, leaving offerings, etc. But otherwise it isn't too strict about any form of worship. They are more oriented towards spreading faith and keeping it alive among the people, while the Oracular Sisters/Oracular Order are more spiritually based and focus on communicating with their God. 

The people carve charms and runes out of bones and antlers to leave him as offerings; everyone flies indigo and various purple fabrics decorated with gold. Households. commonly hold such cloth and hang it on their walls or drape them across private shrines. Even the Abbey's banners match the very same colour scheme. 

The Outsider himself scarcely appears, sometimes speaking to the Oracular Sisters, but there are many instances documented across the millennia - people speak of the Outsider walking among them, always in the same shape and same Void-filled eyes (but sometimes he appears with pale Pandyssian eyes when he is feeling like blending in more). They never talk about him doing anything big or remarkable, any miracles, nothing, really. He's just kind of there, though sometimes he's seen watching the whales or people in general. 

(Speaking of the whales, they would be sort of sacred but that does not mean that they aren't poached and used. The people believe their existence is a benevolent act of their God who wants them to use his gift. It's an Abbey made excuse, though*. )

Paloma used to be particularly religious and often took to carving charms, even as much as including pieces of carved bone in the clothes she would make; when Corvo was younger, she would make him kneel (even by force) at their makeshift altar and press a piece of singing whalebone into his hands for safekeeping - he was never as pious as his mother, nor as his sister - there was always with a streak of rebellion in him. 

Jess, much like his mother, had been an image of faith and as an Empress, she was an Avatar often said to be aided by the Outsider himself - she certainly had to be approved by him to reign; both her and Paloma would have often joined the pilgrimages across the blackened erratics that climax in the Shindaerey Peak where the Outsider had been made once. The pilgrimages happen once every 2 or so years as a 'celebration of suffering' or whatever the Abbey calls it. 

The Marked are respected for being blessed by the Outsider, no matter who they are and what they do; in fact, they are rather hounded and sheltered, considered too precious to be left wandering around freely, lest something happens to him. In a way, they are also seen as Prophets. Those like Corvo and Daud hide their marks, not wanting those to define them - neither could ever bear to live such a. lifestyle. Some tend to fake their marks, and such an act is often seen as offensive and punishable by the Abbey. So is worshiping false Gods and icons. Vera Moray was a Marked kept like a precious pet but the treatment had made her insane, leaving the Abbey to further isolate her and pretend that she's doing just fine. Meanwhile, Delilah yearns to be treated like a Queen and keeps threatening the Outsider, trying to take his position as a God.

That and either Jessamine never died of Daud's hand and Corvo had never been blamed, a different man held the blade and paid for his transgressions,or, well, honestly, the Marked are pretty much worshipped, though the way the Abbey goes about it is more or less forcing the other Marked people to hide their marks overall. Corvo could still get labelled as a false worshipper and framed for murdering the Empress as an act against their God. It is eventually revealed that his marking has been real this entire time and that he was framed by people who wanted to oppose the Outsider. Still not Daud's job, though. 

There is a potential connection here to be made, a parallel where the circumstances of the Empress' death also lead to the metaphorical death of the Outsider.

*Not to mention that the Abbey is still very much eh and often seems to hide sacred texts, preach about everything in the wrong way, and only ever interpret them the way they see fit. The shit His Intentions speak of are hardly anything the Outsider would have ever said/meant. Some bits do hold truth to them but the way they are presented indicates a lot being lost in translation or simply being translated falsely. Any runic expert who had been asked to see the scripts or tried to research them had been chased off in fear of translating things differently and therefore invalidating the Abbey and their preaching. 

There's still a lot of ground to be cover but this is the gist of it. And in case you're wondering why the Outsider doesn't correct them or do much himself, he absolutely refuses to speak to the Abbey or have anything to do with them.

[witchofthemidlands]

✨they✨

[skullpuke]

i like to hc luca calling andrew loverboy since his birthday is a day before valentines day