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currently watching: murder she wrote!! I'm well into season 8 and when i finish it i'm going back around to the beginning...
currently reading: I just finished reading Venetia by Georgette Heyer today so I'm counting that (it was delightful. i am having Emotions about it), and I'm about to start The Unknown Ajax by... you guessed it! Georgette Heyer!
latest obsession: Iiiiiiiiiiiii can't stop sewing and thinking about sewing. other than f1 my current obsession is planning for and making costumes for carnevale next year!
I think a lot of people have done this already but I'll go the route of tagging some pals and some strangers! @toffee-and-tandoori @sssneakiest @ecoustsaintmein @its-always-silly-season @dandojpg @mcl4r3n @baku2017 @heck @gokartkid
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#iâm an old woman yuri truther as much as i am an old man yaoi truther#it came to me in a dream#MY MOTHERS#time to watch the wizard of oz again#their old married bickering over dorothy is my fav part#GLINDAâS DRESS GOT ME INSANE#wizard of oz#wizard of oz 1939#wizard of oz fanart#glinda the good witch#wicked witch of the west#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#wicked glinda#wicked elphaba#glinda x elphaba#gelphie#wicked#wicked fanart#breeberryart#jan. 25
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so one of the things that's so horrifying about birth control is that you have to, like, navigate this incredibly personal choice about your body and yet also face the epitome of misogyny. like, someone in the comments will say it wasn't that bad for me, and you'll be utterly silenced. like, everyone treats birth control like something that's super dirty. like, you have no fucking information or control over this thing because certain powerful people find it icky.
first it was the oral contraceptives. you went on those young, mostly for reasons unrelated to birth control - even your dermatologist suggested them to control your acne. the list of side effects was longer than your arm, and you just stared at it, horrified.
it made you so mentally ill, but you just heard that this was adulthood. that, yes, there are of course side effects, what did you expect. one day you looked up yasmin makes me depressed because surely this was far too intense, and you discovered that over 12,000 lawsuits had been successfully filed against the brand. it remains commonly prescribed on the open market. you switched brands a few times before oral contraceptives stopped being in any way effective. your doctor just, like, shrugged and said you could try a different brand again.
and the thing is that you're a feminist. you know from your own experience that birth control can be lifesaving, and that even when used for birth control - it is necessary healthcare. you have seen it save so many people from such bad situations, yourself included. it is critical that any person has access to birth control, and you would never suggest that we just get rid of all of it.
you were a little skeeved out by the implant (heard too many bad stories about it) and figured - okay, iud. it was some of the worst pain you've ever fucking experienced, and you did it with a small number of tylenol in your system (3), like you were getting your bikini line waxed instead of something practically sewn into your body.
and what's wild is that because sometimes it isn't a painful insertion process, it is vanishingly rare to find a doctor that will actually numb the area. while your doctor was talking to you about which brand to choose, you were thinking about the other ways you've been injured in your life. you thought about how you had a suspicious mole frozen off - something so small and easy - and how they'd numbed a huge area. you thought about when you broke your wrist and didn't actually notice, because you'd thought it was a sprain.
your understanding of pain is that how the human body responds to injury doesn't always relate to the actual pain tolerance of the person - it's more about how lucky that person is physically. maybe they broke it in a perfect way. maybe they happened to get hurt in a place without a lot of nerve endings. some people can handle a broken femur but crumble under a sore tooth. there's no true way to predict how "much" something actually hurts.
in no other situation would it be appropriate for doctors to ignore pain. just because someone can break their wrist and not feel it doesn't mean no one should receive pain meds for a broken wrist. it just means that particular person was lucky about it. it should not define treatment.
in the comments of videos about IUDs, literally thousands of people report agony. blinding, nauseating, soul-crushing agony. they say things like i had 2 kids and this was the worst thing i ever experienced or i literally have a tattoo on my ribs and it felt like a tickle. this thing almost killed me or would rather run into traffic than ever feel that again.
so it's either true that every single person who reports severe pain is exaggerating. or it's true that it's far more likely you will experience pain, rather than "just a pinch." and yet - there's nothing fucking been done about it. it kind of feels like a shrug is layered on top of everything - since technically it's elective, isn't it kind of your fault for agreeing to select it? stop being fearmongering. stop being defensive.
you fucking needed yours. you are almost weirdly protective of it. yours was so important for your physical and mental health. it helped you off hormonal birth control and even started helping some of your symptoms. it still fucking hurt for no fucking reason.
once while recovering from surgery, they offered you like 15 days of vicodin. you only took 2 of them. you've been offered oxy for tonsillitis. you turned down opioids while recovering from your wisdom tooth extraction. everything else has the option. you fucking drove yourself home after it, shocked and quietly weeping, feeling like something very bad had just happened. the nurse that held your hand during the experience looked down at you, tears in her eyes, and said - i know. this is cruelty in action.
and it's fucked up because the conversation is never just "hey, so the way we are doing this is fucking barbaric and doctors should be required to offer serious pain meds" - it's usually something around the lines of "well, it didn't kill you, did it?"
you just found out that removing that little bitch will hurt just as bad. a little pinch like how oral contraceptives have "some" serious symptoms. like your life and pain are expendable or not really important. like maybe we are all hysterical about it?
hysteria comes from the latin word for uterus, which is great!
you stand here at a crossroads. like - this thing is so important. did they really have to make it so fucking dangerous. and why is it that if you make a complaint, you're told - i didn't even want you to have this in the first place. we're told be careful what you wish for. we're told that it's our fault for wanting something so illict; we could simply choose not to need medication. that maybe if we don't like the scraps, we should get ready to starve.
we have been saying for so long - "i'm not asking you to remove the option, i'm asking you to reconsider the risk." this entire time we hear: well, this is what you wanted, isn't it?
#where's the word woman in this u might wonder if u suck#good news i am nonbinary and have a uterus so that is something that can happen#im also gender fluid tho which means im immune to certain psychic damage bc if u call me a woman i'll be like <3 okay <3#writeblr#the tightrope of ''ppl need access to this''#and like also#''what the fuck is going on over there'' is like. so difficult as an activist#i was <3 punctured <3 during mine#and almost bled out on the table :) they didn't have anyone standing by bc it's ''just a little insertion''#so i started crashing and i vaguely remember apologizing for the fuss as i heard my heart rate monitor start going <3 tachycardic <3#she wasn't even a bad doctor tbh#ps btw the reason i even HAD a heart monitor is that i have a genuine heart condition and they knew GOING IN that there was a chance#i'd crash on the table#like my heart just likes to do fun little tricks and <3 stop working <3 (i do not want to discuss the specifics ty i am okay im ontop of it#and they were like 'oh u will be fine' and then she did do a puncture thru my uterus . pop!#and im sitting there dizzy and feeling my heartrate start to drop bc it feels almost. beautiful. like. the whole ground just#woosh! out from under you. and shit is like grey's anatomy. i'm looking up at her grey eyes#she's old she wears this nice shawl she's like got Cool Lesbian vibes and people are sprinting into the room#from other parts of the clinic unrelated to me. while the monitor is like a little aria singing#and shes like hey youre okay stay awake stay with me something went wrong we have to keep trying#and i remember thinking - i was trying to think of nice things. i have so many beautiful places that now overlap#with this terrible memory#i became dimly aware that there was too much on her wrists and hands. like#that was too many liters#and then when they had finished all this. i packed up and drove myself home#i have had (bad thing) happen to me. and the same feeling happened after#that numb almost lamblike bleating. you cry without noise. like. ur body is so shocked and ur mind so empty#you just stare at the road and everything everything is happening behind glass and static and you are standing so far away from it#while you hold ur hands at 10 and 2. and something in ur brain is SCREAMING at you - IT WAS BAD AND IT SHOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED#and ur just watching the alarms in your body going off and youre thinking. a little pinch! ha. i think i just lost something important.
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I feel like we as a collective moved on from this look far too soon.
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#homotron 3000#agatha all along#agatha harkness#kathryn hahn#i am on my knees#Sometimes baby girl is an 51 year old woman#marvel cinematic universe#marvel tv#marvel mcu#mother hahn you are so loved by me#mother is mothering
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Grandma Yuri
#Is this anything or am i just insane#rendering makes it painfully obvious which one it my favorite#made seiko look her age because im not a coward#grandma yuri#granny seiko#seiko ayase#dandadan#dandadan seiko#turbo granny#turboseiko#turbo granny dandadan#dan da dan#ăăłăăăł#yuri#old woman yuri#toxic yuri
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every new therapist I gotta spend at least one full session recapping the entirety of unus annus cus theyâll be like âokay tell me about the last time in your life where you felt happy for an extended period of timeâ and then I have to lore dump the whole of a dead YouTube channel so they donât immediately inpatient treatment me when I say âit was probably when I made that meme about two guys getting run over by a masochism trolley on the piss death channelâ
#unus annus#markiplier#ethan nestor#do I miss it? yes#am I going to increasingly become the old woman from titanic as more time passes#and I have to explain this to more therapists who only think Iâm more mentally ill the further away we get from 2020?#also yes
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art block kicking my ass so i am fighting for my life to hand this. to yall. ur welcome.
#isat#in stars and time#isat mirabelle#isat bonnie#isat isabeau#i realized i have only ever drawn loop and sif. bad!!!!!!!#so heres some other guys#that tbh i like even more than loop and sif so idk what i am doing?#odile i will draw her one day. trust. i just couldnt manifest the right energy for that old woman atm#also these designs r bound to change one i figure out how i like drawin em#roxx art
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#2014 grunge#i miss 2014#2014 tumblr#lana del rey#girl blogger#hell is a teenage girl#god is a woman#girlhood#girlblogging#am arctic monkeys#whatever people say i am that's what i'm not#arabella#2014 aesthetic#2014 nostalgia#old tumblr#indie#sky ferreira#moodboard#bring back old tumblr#bring back 2014#suck it and see#Spotify
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Save me toxic old woman Yuri, save me
#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#uh... it's for charity!#charity stream#toxic old woman Yuri#fem stanford#fem Bill#fem billford#art#redraw#trend#Tumblr fyp#i am not okay i love themm
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Not to sound like a boomer on main, because I love my phone- I do. But I really miss the day when I could hang out in public without having to hear everyone else's phones. I don't care if there are babies crying (because babies cry sometimes) or if other people are having conversations (because that's what people come to cafes and such to do) but hearing tinny little phone sounds blasting out loud out of their speakers drives me insane. I'm only in my 30's, why are you making me complain about how things were "back in my day" like I'm 80? Public phone noise is prematurely aging me. Send help.
#Complaining#Like an old lady#I'm not I swear#But also- Back in my day#*shakes fist at sky*#It's giving âOld man screams at cloudâ#I am the old man#Only Im not a man Im a woman and instead of screaming at clouds im slowly having my sanity stolen by people watching videos on their phones#out loud in public spaces#Can we normalize not doing this?#Use headphones or something#Please- I beg of you#technology#cafe#coffee shop#writing#im just trying to write a fun little story i don't care whats happening on your phone#keep it to yourself
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A stolen goodbye
#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#critical role#critical role campaign 3#ashton greymoore#fearne calloway#fearne x ashton#do they have a ship name?? I am an old woman someone please inform me if they do#Callomoore#? Maybe?#REGARDLESS#i just had to share laura and marisha's reactions to the kiss they were too good#otterlyart gifs#Callowmoore
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#just tiiiiny tweaks#on colors and such#okay so i was looking for a name for this file#and i started giggling with âAconnorcopiaâ#if you know you know#if you don't and do want to know you can dm me#i'm okay i wont bite#i may bite tho#bring an offering#jk#or am i not?#who knows?#i don't#can you notice that i'm writting this past midnight?#with my melted sleepy brain?#i'm an old woman i can't stay up late as i used to#i should stop rambling#connor detroit become human#detroit become human connor#detroit become human#detroit: become human#detroit rk800#d:bh#detroit become connor#connor rk800#dbh connor#dbh rk800#rk800#dbh screenshots
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Propaganda
Terry (The Wizard of Oz, The Women)â Such an incredible actress, she deserved so many more roles than she got, and sadly wasnât even credited with her real name in [one of her] major motion picture[s]. She oozes charisma and has incredible chemistry with Judy Garland. (Disclaimer, I do not think sheâs hot, I think sheâs a very good girl)
This is round 1 of the tournament. Terry earned inclusion because she fit the parameters set in the submission form (ie movie leading lady with star quality and a career between 1910-1970), but is unfortunately prevented from continuing in the bracket due to being a Cairn terrier. Apologies to Ms. Terry and we hope she understands.
All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of this beloved canine icon of the screen.
[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]
#terry#hotvintagepoll#silly times#fuck that old woman#(do not fuck the dog i am politely asking do NOT fuck the dog)#ladies 1
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New random DP x DC idea
Danny is strong yeah? Imagine him scruffing the other superheros
Batman is about to really wail into some guy when all of a sudden his legs leave the ground and he hears a âtsk tsk tskâ from behind him. âCome on man arent you like the worlds greatest detective? This guy is just trying ti save his kidâ ok well he is The Batman so all of a sudden it clicks and hes lowkey grateful for whoever stopping him but also whost the funk. Danny dips the moment he realises The Big Bad Bat is on the same page.
The Flash is just trying to get his coffee or something and all of a sudden hes stopped, mid running, and lifted up. âHey listen dude you canât keep doing this. Do you know how much trouble you cause using your speed like this?â
He doesnât scruff Wonder Woman but some dude trying to hit on her. Not like she couldnât havenât it herself but Danny is a big fan probably and wanted to look good in her eyes (?simp? Sam thinks so)
Cyborg is probably amazing by Danny and starts asking questions and is actually pretty hyped. (Idk the fandom forgets my cool cybro guy so im running on my childhood memory)
Supermanâs got the power of flight but when Danny scruffs him all of a sudden hes bunching up like a little kitten.
#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#crybro was a typo btw#I typed woman with an L in it the first time#just inagine this 14year old twink scruffing you lmao#I am meant to be doing the dishes but I got distracted lmao#merly was kinda annoying in metalgear#solid^#my first night home alone btw and im scared#UwU
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Harlivy in Harley Quinn (2021) #43
#i didn't even know which quote to highlight because like#my lil button mushroom????#say the word and we'll do it the old-fashioned way????#just you and me????#i am a lucky woman????#my heart is melting#like i was so used to them being only âgal-palsâ and writers and artists only hinting about their romantic relationship#while all the comics where they were actually together were always from different timelines and not really canon#and now just reading in the main harley quinn comic run about them being so in love and seeing them like this#it just makes me want to sing with joy#harley quinn#harlivy#poison ivy#poison ivy x harley quinn#harley quinn x poison ivy#harleen quinzel#pamela isley#dc comics#dc#comics
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"Charlastor shippers are the worst, they make Charlie cheat on her gf with Alastor and make Vaggie be abusive towards Charlie so they are misogynistic and lesbophobic, R@dioapple is are not toxic like them"
Please i saw thousands of R@dioapple fics where Lucifer cheats on Lilith with Alastor and they are made look like the good guys while Lilith is written as the bad guy for being upset . Fics where they completely erase Lilith existence as Charlie's mother and make Alastor Charlie's biological father despite her being older than him
I saw thousands of fics from R@dioapple where Charlie is reduced to nothing more than a plot device so that Alastor and Lucifer are forced to get along(even there the only reason it works out is Charlie) . Or fics where they make her a literally child so that Alastor can get to be her "perfect step-father". Humans R@dioapple aus where most female characters like Charlie, Vaggie, Velvette and Emily are children too while everyone else is an adult.
Saw fics where they turn either Alastor or Lucifer in "Uwu babies" who need the other one to protect them from whoever the bad guy is. Feminized them so much that the only thing connecting them to their Canon counter part is the name.
R@dioapple shippers, which steal Radiobelle art or Fan children, keep invading Lucilith/Charlastor/Radiostatic art to write how much better their ship is or use the fact that RA got "merch" (pullover where they are fightingđ)and use that to claim that is going to be canon to hate on people who don't ship it
So don't tell me that Charlastor shippers are the worst, most toxic and misogynistic shippers in the fandom, when they exist! Like there are many nice and great people who ship R@dioapple but for me most of this fandom I see consists of toxic fujoshis
#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#charlastor#radiobelle#hazbin charlie#musicalshipping#lilith morningstar#Hazbin hotel lilith#hazbin hotel lucifer#Lucifer morningstar#Hazbin lucifer#anti ra#Anti R@dioapple#anti radioapple#Anti Radioapple shippers#Why do M/M ships always have the most toxic shippers#They don't even hide the fact that they are misogynistic#Charlie doesn't need a second father#Especially not Alastor#She has more than enough daddy issues already#i already saw toxic shippers hating on people who don't ship it#Do people don't care that she is at least 200 years old#Or don't know it?#Stop reducing female characters to children please#Am I the only one who cringes when Charlie calls Alastor dad in fics?#She is a grown up woman stop infantilising her#Funny how even in fics Charlie has to force them to get along
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