#i am all bark and no bite

[dreamswillbeyourwintermeat]

Love it when my family tries to call my bluff on whether I care if I live or die. Like bitch you think I lived to the age of 34 without learning how to play suicide chicken?? Fucking try me

[podcastwizard]

got off the bus and was immediately hit by a woman on a bicycle and then mere minutes later i walked past two tiny dogs who attacked my leg so i think i'm in some kind of karmic groundhog day cycle, ill let you know tomorrow

[serendippertyy]

Can I eat your Beelzebub because they're too cute?

not unless they eat you first!! 😼😼

[bibliosims]

landgraab.

[marcyonacross]

Guy who would finger you out back of the bike sheds for one drag of a joint VERSUS "Excuse me Miss, we had homework". Fight

[jackals-horny-jail]

i said i was done on my main blog that does NOT apply to here it's midnight o'clock horny thoughts. biting Solas. directly on the nape of his neck to hold him still. that is all thank you

[gaesnek]

Okay originally i was meh about the Palestinian genocide by israel (though i didn't call it that at the time) saying that both sides were kinda shitty because one side is a terrorist organization and the other is a recognized terrorist organization but hearing about the gaza internet/communications blackout and actually seeing pictures of the bombings i'd like to remind everyone that if I see you show even the slightest complacency or support for israel I will be coming to your house and hitting you over the head with a metal bat

[microwave-magician-selfships]

Grabbing him by the face and telling him that if he ever tells anyone else about my plushie that I will throw him into the campfire but he is too busy being flustered to feel threatened at all

[hauntingblue]

ENIES LOBBY TIME!!!

Sanji's face here.... he Knows he is going to fuck him up

THAT IS SANJI??? 😨

Holding them in my hands again....

Sanji struck a nerve there akdjaoajkq

Increible trio btw.... look at the evidence

............ me next please 🙏🏻

That is love right there I can see it

What if we all killed ourselves (except usopp is telling her the opposite ajahkdhsakjd)

I need sanji to go insane like this more often.... after the timeskip it doesn't happen as much and I love to see him suffering

This is so funny.... there is no denying to her face card

"It's not like she actually wants to die" well yes she does, but no because you know she doesn't really. It is in a quantum state right now

Luffy is such a menace akdhaksjkaak

TELL EM!!!! THAT'S MY GIRL!!!!

Look at franky worrying about robin.... do not fret luffy is coming and he will NOT lose!!!!!

This is zoro remarking how usopps fear of being left behind makes no sense.... this is so good.....

This is so endearing but it also breaks my heart....

Who is that sultry binch... (I don't recall this attack AT ALL and i'm sure we never see it again)

They botched his bbl.... 😔😔😔

Luffy's face here... he was convinced she wanted to go with them but was compelled to do otherwise but no.... he thought wrong and he can't fight to her.... I've just been staring at this page for minutes like damn.

Nevermind.... this is something your mother would say "you want to die??? Just wash the dishes and you can do whatever you want later"

"If you wanna die, or whatever...." this is so good like he knows what he is doing.... he Knows.... look at her face. After knowing how luffy and ace were as kids this just makes more sense (oda didn't think about this i'm sure but damn does it fit) also the slight manipulation.... look at all of us we're already here and look how we all miss you already... you know that post about luffy being selfish but his selfishness is jusg kindness to others... yesh

Thinking about robin's cinderella lifestyle.... why did her mother leave her with that aunt and why didn't some archeologist take her in?? Because she doesn't complain about anything just like she doesn't respond when that mother accused her of hitting her child without reason... that's so fucked

Alright this is funny (and also true)... I'm sorry fellow women....

*Justin Bieber voice* I like your laugh... dereishi shishishi

SHE'S GONNA ASK HER MOM TO TAKE HER TO THE SEA WITH HER??? LIKE SHE DOES AFTER WITH LUFFY??? MY GOD!!! I just bursted into tears like I got punched in the nose I can't keep going ajdhakajk

I lied i can keep going... but head in my hands over this....

Find out how my emotional stability survives this arc in ennies lobby part 2. coming soon

[rasairui]

"Uhhh violence never the answer it's childish to start fights" it's also childish to refuse any and all criticism and expect everyone around you to bend over backwards to accommodate your every fucking whim and never do the same in return. If YOU make YOURSELF impossible to have a mature conversation with, people are going to stop trying.

[subject-puppy]

hear me out

[toxicaltomb]

just finished rereading the outsider w my sister (who’s never read it b4) and somehow shed more tears than the first time i read it. will be posting about what cherry valance symbolizes yall don’t youse worry.

[its-actually-minicika]

i feel like harshest winter aemond would be the type to choke the reader in bed, and as she's gasping for air, he would spit on her mouth then covers her nose and mouth, forcing her to swallow it. reader would be crying nd just swallows it. (but since im technically the reader, i would be so horny and into it 🤩🥰)

😀😀😃😃

Oh

Oho

Ohohoho

Wow

Okay

Wow

Hello to you, too

There's a lot to unpack there

I will not be doing that

Instead, I'll tell you that harshest winters Aemond would 1000000% cry during sex with lady Tully.

You want kinky shit? Nah. This guy slides it in, lasts 3 seconds because he's "pent up" from abstinence (that's his excuse, but is it really the truth?) and gets super embarrased.

Actually, he might not even get to put it in, he just finishes in his pants and gets pissy about it.

[wouldvecouldveshouldve]

i have come to realise that whenever i get pissed off, i yap like a chihuahua

[desceros]

chapter 4 up and juuuuust shy of 25k god DAMN it that's so annoying >:T

[racewinner]

not yelling back at the obviously intoxicated guy yelling at everyone in the bus should be living in the city 101 and yet every time at least one person will do it